Ideas On How To Destroy/Distrupt The Land Of Webbies

You know...I really have become rather annoyed lately by all the ban
happy little tweenage emo muppet fucks on the world wide web. Now,
being a Netter like myself, obviously I'm accustomed to the ban free
world of Usenet where your only option is to put on blinders and shut
yourself the fuck up if you're pissing your pants over what someone
else has to say. So it's no surprise that I, as I'm sure many others,
take great offense to the backward, childish stupidity of pretty much
ALL Webbie tards.

Now, on the one hand, it's not that hard to disrupt some Webbie fucks
message board using proxies and to teach them a good lesson in what
"free speech" is REALLY all about (online). But what bothers me is
that are literarily THOUSANDS of Webbie boards out there and it's just
not something one lone asshole can accomplish all on his own.

So I've been thinking, how could I simultaneously disrupt and destroy
the entire social architecture of the Webbies? One thing I've noticed
is that are there no shortage of disgruntled assholes who would very
much like to "get back" at those who banned them. Unfortunately their
current modus operand is to just create a new anti-site which winds up
being just as ban happy retarded as the one that banned them in the
first place.

So the solution is simple...create a tool for Webbie assholes that
they can use to directly disrupt and damage a web board in the fashion
I use. This construct would need to do several things...it would need
to act as a kind of peer to peer proxy network. In which everyone
running the program would directly share IPs between them. This would
ensure a near endless supply of proxies as the more disgruntled users,
the more proxies available. The proxies also wouldn't be like current
proxy lists which are often based on proxies setup in other countries
that are shit ass slow and unreliable. The program would also need to
be able to circumvent image verification setups and would need to have
the ability to detect board changes/edits and to directly re-edit
deleted/edited content.

That's what I got so far. I think the first stage of construction
should center on circumventing image verification. The neat trick of
it is, image verification was developed by code monkeys...not by
graphic designers. Since I can both code and have extensive knowledge
regarding graphics, well, I don't think it'll be too difficult to
develop a way of reading the characters off an image verification
setup. The only downside is if boards start using image verification
that uses REAL images, like posting a thumbnail of George Bush and
then asking the user who is depicted in the image. There ARE ways I
can think of to circumvent even that form of image verification,
however it would require an online graphic library that could be
updated by users.

Relevant thoughts? Ideas? Drooling stupidity (you know who you are)?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Onideus Mad Hatter is no match for wavy g:

>You know...I really have become rather annoyed lately by all the ban
>happy little tweenage emo muppet fucks on the world wide web. Now,
>being a Netter like myself, obviously I'm accustomed to the ban free
>world of Usenet where your only option is to put on blinders and shut
>yourself the fuck up if you're pissing your pants over what someone
>else has to say. So it's no surprise that I, as I'm sure many others,
>take great offense to the backward, childish stupidity of pretty much
>ALL Webbie tards.
>
>Now, on the one hand, it's not that hard to disrupt some Webbie fucks
>message board using proxies and to teach them a good lesson in what
>"free speech" is REALLY all about (online). But what bothers me is
>that are literarily THOUSANDS of Webbie boards out there and it's just
>not something one lone asshole can accomplish all on his own.
>
>So I've been thinking, how could I simultaneously disrupt and destroy
>the entire social architecture of the Webbies? One thing I've noticed
>is that are there no shortage of disgruntled assholes who would very
>much like to "get back" at those who banned them. Unfortunately their
>current modus operand is to just create a new anti-site which winds up
>being just as ban happy retarded as the one that banned them in the
>first place.
>
>So the solution is simple...create a tool for Webbie assholes that
>they can use to directly disrupt and damage a web board in the fashion
>I use. This construct would need to do several things...it would need
>to act as a kind of peer to peer proxy network. In which everyone
>running the program would directly share IPs between them. This would
>ensure a near endless supply of proxies as the more disgruntled users,
>the more proxies available. The proxies also wouldn't be like current
>proxy lists which are often based on proxies setup in other countries
>that are shit ass slow and unreliable. The program would also need to
>be able to circumvent image verification setups and would need to have
>the ability to detect board changes/edits and to directly re-edit
>deleted/edited content.
>
>That's what I got so far. I think the first stage of construction
>should center on circumventing image verification. The neat trick of
>it is, image verification was developed by code monkeys...not by
>graphic designers. Since I can both code and have extensive knowledge
>regarding graphics, well, I don't think it'll be too difficult to
>develop a way of reading the characters off an image verification
>setup. The only downside is if boards start using image verification
>that uses REAL images, like posting a thumbnail of George Bush and
>then asking the user who is depicted in the image. There ARE ways I
>can think of to circumvent even that form of image verification,
>however it would require an online graphic library that could be
>updated by users.
>
>Relevant thoughts? Ideas? Drooling stupidity (you know who you are)?

so, wait...im confused. u got banned from somebody"s message board, and
now u'r planning some kind of retaliation? or u r just throwing a
really long-winded tantrum, or what? please explain.

 

On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:09:39 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
<numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter is no match for wavy g:
>
>>You know...I really have become rather annoyed lately by all the ban
>>happy little tweenage emo muppet fucks on the world wide web. Now,
>>being a Netter like myself, obviously I'm accustomed to the ban free
>>world of Usenet where your only option is to put on blinders and shut
>>yourself the fuck up if you're pissing your pants over what someone
>>else has to say. So it's no surprise that I, as I'm sure many others,
>>take great offense to the backward, childish stupidity of pretty much
>>ALL Webbie tards.
>>
>>Now, on the one hand, it's not that hard to disrupt some Webbie fucks
>>message board using proxies and to teach them a good lesson in what
>>"free speech" is REALLY all about (online). But what bothers me is
>>that are literarily THOUSANDS of Webbie boards out there and it's just
>>not something one lone asshole can accomplish all on his own.
>>
>>So I've been thinking, how could I simultaneously disrupt and destroy
>>the entire social architecture of the Webbies? One thing I've noticed
>>is that are there no shortage of disgruntled assholes who would very
>>much like to "get back" at those who banned them. Unfortunately their
>>current modus operand is to just create a new anti-site which winds up
>>being just as ban happy retarded as the one that banned them in the
>>first place.
>>
>>So the solution is simple...create a tool for Webbie assholes that
>>they can use to directly disrupt and damage a web board in the fashion
>>I use. This construct would need to do several things...it would need
>>to act as a kind of peer to peer proxy network. In which everyone
>>running the program would directly share IPs between them. This would
>>ensure a near endless supply of proxies as the more disgruntled users,
>>the more proxies available. The proxies also wouldn't be like current
>>proxy lists which are often based on proxies setup in other countries
>>that are shit ass slow and unreliable. The program would also need to
>>be able to circumvent image verification setups and would need to have
>>the ability to detect board changes/edits and to directly re-edit
>>deleted/edited content.
>>
>>That's what I got so far. I think the first stage of construction
>>should center on circumventing image verification. The neat trick of
>>it is, image verification was developed by code monkeys...not by
>>graphic designers. Since I can both code and have extensive knowledge
>>regarding graphics, well, I don't think it'll be too difficult to
>>develop a way of reading the characters off an image verification
>>setup. The only downside is if boards start using image verification
>>that uses REAL images, like posting a thumbnail of George Bush and
>>then asking the user who is depicted in the image. There ARE ways I
>>can think of to circumvent even that form of image verification,
>>however it would require an online graphic library that could be
>>updated by users.
>>
>>Relevant thoughts? Ideas? Drooling stupidity (you know who you are)?
>
>so, wait...im confused. u got banned from somebody"s message board, and
>now u'r planning some kind of retaliation? or u r just throwing a
>really long-winded tantrum, or what? please explain.

Of course you're confused, you're retarded (as is obviously seen by
your lack of punctuation). Your opinion is also next to worthless
seeing as how you're on a USP that's likely going to be obliterated at
some point soon by the MPAA and the RIAA (and rightly so).

Here, let me try and explain it simply (for the benefit of the slower
children).

I've gotten banned from a lot of message boards...every one of them
that banned me wound up paying a price because of it. That price was
most often in the form of taking their time, forcing them to
constantly hit refresh and stay up all night long desperately trying
to delete the reposts made by my bots. In all cases, the damage done
was clearly indicated by their later hate filled responses/obsession.

Here's a good example:
http://friends.portalofevil.com/sp.php?pi=1000720509

I mean when it reaches a point where you're actively archiving my
posts out of Google and reverting some fuckin Wikipage about me
becomes THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVAR...yeah...Hatter Addict much?

The point is, this action I take against Webbies doesn't have a great
enough impact to affect ALL Webbie boards, the one's that I HAVEN'T
been to, but that if I DID would probably ban me, like they've banned
countless others.

The point of this POST is to start a conversation regarding methods
and ideas of making Webbie more like us Netters. An action that *I*
believe would best be FORCED upon them using their own disgruntled
users against them. Now, you might think ANOTHER approach would be
more effective, perhaps something a bit less Machiavellian in nature.
If that's the case, by all means, share your wondrous ideas for
holding the Webbie hand and teaching them the nice way how not to be
snitting little four year olds in their online communication.
Otherwise...why don't you just go fuck yerself off for everyone's
entertainment, Cuppycake. Make it REAL dirty too, yeah, Hatter likes
that. Take off them panties and give me a lap dance, bitch. `, )

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Onideus Mad Hatter is no match for wavy g:

>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:09:39 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
><numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter is no match for wavy g:
>>
>>>You know...I really have become rather annoyed lately by all the ban
>>>happy little tweenage emo muppet fucks on the world wide web. Now,
>>>being a Netter like myself, obviously I'm accustomed to the ban free
>>>world of Usenet where your only option is to put on blinders and shut
>>>yourself the fuck up if you're pissing your pants over what someone
>>>else has to say. So it's no surprise that I, as I'm sure many others,
>>>take great offense to the backward, childish stupidity of pretty much
>>>ALL Webbie tards.
>>>
>>>Now, on the one hand, it's not that hard to disrupt some Webbie fucks
>>>message board using proxies and to teach them a good lesson in what
>>>"free speech" is REALLY all about (online). But what bothers me is
>>>that are literarily THOUSANDS of Webbie boards out there and it's just
>>>not something one lone asshole can accomplish all on his own.
>>>
>>>So I've been thinking, how could I simultaneously disrupt and destroy
>>>the entire social architecture of the Webbies? One thing I've noticed
>>>is that are there no shortage of disgruntled assholes who would very
>>>much like to "get back" at those who banned them. Unfortunately their
>>>current modus operand is to just create a new anti-site which winds up
>>>being just as ban happy retarded as the one that banned them in the
>>>first place.
>>>
>>>So the solution is simple...create a tool for Webbie assholes that
>>>they can use to directly disrupt and damage a web board in the fashion
>>>I use. This construct would need to do several things...it would need
>>>to act as a kind of peer to peer proxy network. In which everyone
>>>running the program would directly share IPs between them. This would
>>>ensure a near endless supply of proxies as the more disgruntled users,
>>>the more proxies available. The proxies also wouldn't be like current
>>>proxy lists which are often based on proxies setup in other countries
>>>that are shit ass slow and unreliable. The program would also need to
>>>be able to circumvent image verification setups and would need to have
>>>the ability to detect board changes/edits and to directly re-edit
>>>deleted/edited content.
>>>
>>>That's what I got so far. I think the first stage of construction
>>>should center on circumventing image verification. The neat trick of
>>>it is, image verification was developed by code monkeys...not by
>>>graphic designers. Since I can both code and have extensive knowledge
>>>regarding graphics, well, I don't think it'll be too difficult to
>>>develop a way of reading the characters off an image verification
>>>setup. The only downside is if boards start using image verification
>>>that uses REAL images, like posting a thumbnail of George Bush and
>>>then asking the user who is depicted in the image. There ARE ways I
>>>can think of to circumvent even that form of image verification,
>>>however it would require an online graphic library that could be
>>>updated by users.
>>>
>>>Relevant thoughts? Ideas? Drooling stupidity (you know who you are)?
>>
>>so, wait...im confused. u got banned from somebody"s message board, and
>>now u'r planning some kind of retaliation? or u r just throwing a
>>really long-winded tantrum, or what? please explain.
>
>Of course you're confused, you're retarded (as is obviously seen by
>your lack of punctuation). Your opinion is also next to worthless
>seeing as how you're on a USP that's likely going to be obliterated at
>some point soon by the MPAA and the RIAA (and rightly so).

what's a "usp"?

also, i think u'r confusing "punctuation" with "capitalisation."


>Here, let me try and explain it simply (for the benefit of the slower
>children).

u'r welcome. i knew from ur concise and succinct post that u were just
dying to elaborate some on whatever point it is u r trying to make. do
go on...

>I've gotten banned from a lot of message boards...every one of them
>that banned me wound up paying a price because of it. That price was
>most often in the form of taking their time, forcing them to
>constantly hit refresh and stay up all night long desperately trying
>to delete the reposts made by my bots. In all cases, the damage done
>was clearly indicated by their later hate filled responses/obsession.
>
>Here's a good example:
>http://friends.portalofevil.com/sp.php?pi=1000720509

i don"t dare click on this link. can somewon tell me what it is? thanks
in advance.

>I mean when it reaches a point where you're actively archiving my
>posts out of Google and reverting some fuckin Wikipage about me
>becomes THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVAR...yeah...Hatter Addict much?
>
>The point is, this action I take against Webbies doesn't have a great
>enough impact to affect ALL Webbie boards, the one's that I HAVEN'T
>been to, but that if I DID would probably ban me, like they've banned
>countless others.

ok, at first i thought this was crossposted to auk for humourous
reasons, but now i understand that is actually ur home "turf," so u
apparently just don"t know any better. (hint: if u find ur posts
showing up in auk, it is most likely not because they like u there; it
is because they r making fun of u.)

>The point of this POST is to start a conversation regarding methods
>and ideas of making Webbie more like us Netters. An action that *I*
>believe would best be FORCED upon them using their own disgruntled
>users against them. Now, you might think ANOTHER approach would be
>more effective, perhaps something a bit less Machiavellian in nature.
>If that's the case, by all means, share your wondrous ideas for
>holding the Webbie hand and teaching them the nice way how not to be
>snitting little four year olds in their online communication.
>Otherwise...why don't you just go fuck yerself off for everyone's
>entertainment, Cuppycake. Make it REAL dirty too, yeah, Hatter likes
>that. Take off them panties and give me a lap dance, bitch. `, )

perhaps something a bit less "machiavellian," or perhaps, something a
bit less...umm, some other term u had to google to sound smart to
impress the girls. hmm?

anyway, good luck on ur quest, whatever it may be.

love,
wavy g's number won fan

 

On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:12:30 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
<numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:

>>Of course you're confused, you're retarded (as is obviously seen by
>>your lack of punctuation). Your opinion is also next to worthless
>>seeing as how you're on a USP that's likely going to be obliterated at
>>some point soon by the MPAA and the RIAA (and rightly so).

>what's a "usp"?

Now there's a surprise question from a retard. It's that thing that
comes and brings you packages in a brown truck, now fuck yerself off
Usenet, you sloppy ass n00b.job.

>also, i think u'r confusing "punctuation" with "capitalisation."

No I'm pretty sure I'm not actually.

>>Here, let me try and explain it simply (for the benefit of the slower
>>children).

>u'r welcome. i knew from ur concise and succinct post that u were just
>dying to elaborate some on whatever point it is u r trying to make. do
>go on...

Been eating the "wall candy" again, have you?

>>I've gotten banned from a lot of message boards...every one of them
>>that banned me wound up paying a price because of it. That price was
>>most often in the form of taking their time, forcing them to
>>constantly hit refresh and stay up all night long desperately trying
>>to delete the reposts made by my bots. In all cases, the damage done
>>was clearly indicated by their later hate filled responses/obsession.
>>
>>Here's a good example:
>>http://friends.portalofevil.com/sp.php?pi=1000720509

>i don"t dare click on this link. can somewon tell me what it is? thanks
>in advance.

It's a picture of your mom naked. I've got a whole set of 'em that
I'm sellin for $25 bucks. Wanna buy?

>>I mean when it reaches a point where you're actively archiving my
>>posts out of Google and reverting some fuckin Wikipage about me
>>becomes THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVAR...yeah...Hatter Addict much?
>>
>>The point is, this action I take against Webbies doesn't have a great
>>enough impact to affect ALL Webbie boards, the one's that I HAVEN'T
>>been to, but that if I DID would probably ban me, like they've banned
>>countless others.

>ok, at first i thought this was crossposted to auk for humourous
>reasons, but now i understand that is actually ur home "turf," so u
>apparently just don"t know any better. (hint: if u find ur posts
>showing up in auk, it is most likely not because they like u there; it
>is because they r making fun of u.)

I post to AUK for the lulz, cause honestly, these threads just aren't
as much fun without drooling stupidity like yours.

>>The point of this POST is to start a conversation regarding methods
>>and ideas of making Webbie more like us Netters. An action that *I*
>>believe would best be FORCED upon them using their own disgruntled
>>users against them. Now, you might think ANOTHER approach would be
>>more effective, perhaps something a bit less Machiavellian in nature.
>>If that's the case, by all means, share your wondrous ideas for
>>holding the Webbie hand and teaching them the nice way how not to be
>>snitting little four year olds in their online communication.
>>Otherwise...why don't you just go fuck yerself off for everyone's
>>entertainment, Cuppycake. Make it REAL dirty too, yeah, Hatter likes
>>that. Take off them panties and give me a lap dance, bitch. `, )

>perhaps something a bit less "machiavellian," or perhaps, something a
>bit less...umm, some other term u had to google to sound smart to
>impress the girls. hmm?

....you don't know what Machiavellian means? Man...that's pretty gawd
damn Jesus raping sad right there. What have you been living your
life in a small, piss smelling cardboard box or what?

>anyway, good luck on ur quest, whatever it may be.

Entertainment mostly, primarily in a good bitch slap of those who take
things too seriously online.

>love,
>wavy g's number won fan

*unzips*

You can suck my cock now.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

"wavy g's number won fan" <numberwonfan@wavyg.net> schreef in bericht
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> Onideus Mad Hatter is no match for wavy g:
>
>>You know...I really have become rather annoyed lately by all the ban
>>happy little tweenage emo muppet fucks on the world wide web. Now,
>>being a Netter like myself, obviously I'm accustomed to the ban free
>>world of Usenet where your only option is to put on blinders and shut
>>yourself the fuck up if you're pissing your pants over what someone
>>else has to say. So it's no surprise that I, as I'm sure many others,
>>take great offense to the backward, childish stupidity of pretty much
>>ALL Webbie tards.
>>
>>Now, on the one hand, it's not that hard to disrupt some Webbie fucks
>>message board using proxies and to teach them a good lesson in what
>>"free speech" is REALLY all about (online). But what bothers me is
>>that are literarily THOUSANDS of Webbie boards out there and it's just
>>not something one lone asshole can accomplish all on his own.
>>
>>So I've been thinking, how could I simultaneously disrupt and destroy
>>the entire social architecture of the Webbies? One thing I've noticed
>>is that are there no shortage of disgruntled assholes who would very
>>much like to "get back" at those who banned them. Unfortunately their
>>current modus operand is to just create a new anti-site which winds up
>>being just as ban happy retarded as the one that banned them in the
>>first place.
>>
>>So the solution is simple...create a tool for Webbie assholes that
>>they can use to directly disrupt and damage a web board in the fashion
>>I use. This construct would need to do several things...it would need
>>to act as a kind of peer to peer proxy network. In which everyone
>>running the program would directly share IPs between them. This would
>>ensure a near endless supply of proxies as the more disgruntled users,
>>the more proxies available. The proxies also wouldn't be like current
>>proxy lists which are often based on proxies setup in other countries
>>that are shit ass slow and unreliable. The program would also need to
>>be able to circumvent image verification setups and would need to have
>>the ability to detect board changes/edits and to directly re-edit
>>deleted/edited content.
>>
>>That's what I got so far. I think the first stage of construction
>>should center on circumventing image verification. The neat trick of
>>it is, image verification was developed by code monkeys...not by
>>graphic designers. Since I can both code and have extensive knowledge
>>regarding graphics, well, I don't think it'll be too difficult to
>>develop a way of reading the characters off an image verification
>>setup. The only downside is if boards start using image verification
>>that uses REAL images, like posting a thumbnail of George Bush and
>>then asking the user who is depicted in the image. There ARE ways I
>>can think of to circumvent even that form of image verification,
>>however it would require an online graphic library that could be
>>updated by users.
>>
>>Relevant thoughts? Ideas? Drooling stupidity (you know who you are)?
>
> so, wait...im confused. u got banned from somebody"s message board, and
> now u'r planning some kind of retaliation? or u r just throwing a
> really long-winded tantrum, or what? please explain.

You need no explanation, you just told what he did and is going through.
And what do I care if I get banned? I just move on, and let the club that is
there
stew in it`s own juices.

 

Onideus Mad Hatter is no match for wavy g:

>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:12:30 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
><numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:
>
>>>Of course you're confused, you're retarded (as is obviously seen by
>>>your lack of punctuation). Your opinion is also next to worthless
>>>seeing as how you're on a USP that's likely going to be obliterated at
>>>some point soon by the MPAA and the RIAA (and rightly so).
>
>>what's a "usp"?
>
>Now there's a surprise question from a retard. It's that thing that
>comes and brings you packages in a brown truck, now fuck yerself off
>Usenet, you sloppy ass n00b.job.
>
>>also, i think u'r confusing "punctuation" with "capitalisation."
>
>No I'm pretty sure I'm not actually.
>
>>>Here, let me try and explain it simply (for the benefit of the slower
>>>children).
>
>>u'r welcome. i knew from ur concise and succinct post that u were just
>>dying to elaborate some on whatever point it is u r trying to make. do
>>go on...
>
>Been eating the "wall candy" again, have you?
>
>>>I've gotten banned from a lot of message boards...every one of them
>>>that banned me wound up paying a price because of it. That price was
>>>most often in the form of taking their time, forcing them to
>>>constantly hit refresh and stay up all night long desperately trying
>>>to delete the reposts made by my bots. In all cases, the damage done
>>>was clearly indicated by their later hate filled responses/obsession.
>>>
>>>Here's a good example:
>>>http://friends.portalofevil.com/sp.php?pi=1000720509
>
>>i don"t dare click on this link. can somewon tell me what it is? thanks
>>in advance.
>
>It's a picture of your mom naked. I've got a whole set of 'em that
>I'm sellin for $25 bucks. Wanna buy?
>
>>>I mean when it reaches a point where you're actively archiving my
>>>posts out of Google and reverting some fuckin Wikipage about me
>>>becomes THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVAR...yeah...Hatter Addict much?
>>>
>>>The point is, this action I take against Webbies doesn't have a great
>>>enough impact to affect ALL Webbie boards, the one's that I HAVEN'T
>>>been to, but that if I DID would probably ban me, like they've banned
>>>countless others.
>
>>ok, at first i thought this was crossposted to auk for humourous
>>reasons, but now i understand that is actually ur home "turf," so u
>>apparently just don"t know any better. (hint: if u find ur posts
>>showing up in auk, it is most likely not because they like u there; it
>>is because they r making fun of u.)
>
>I post to AUK for the lulz, cause honestly, these threads just aren't
>as much fun without drooling stupidity like yours.
>
>>>The point of this POST is to start a conversation regarding methods
>>>and ideas of making Webbie more like us Netters. An action that *I*
>>>believe would best be FORCED upon them using their own disgruntled
>>>users against them. Now, you might think ANOTHER approach would be
>>>more effective, perhaps something a bit less Machiavellian in nature.
>>>If that's the case, by all means, share your wondrous ideas for
>>>holding the Webbie hand and teaching them the nice way how not to be
>>>snitting little four year olds in their online communication.
>>>Otherwise...why don't you just go fuck yerself off for everyone's
>>>entertainment, Cuppycake. Make it REAL dirty too, yeah, Hatter likes
>>>that. Take off them panties and give me a lap dance, bitch. `, )
>
>>perhaps something a bit less "machiavellian," or perhaps, something a
>>bit less...umm, some other term u had to google to sound smart to
>>impress the girls. hmm?
>
>...you don't know what Machiavellian means? Man...that's pretty gawd
>damn Jesus raping sad right there. What have you been living your
>life in a small, piss smelling cardboard box or what?
>
>>anyway, good luck on ur quest, whatever it may be.
>
>Entertainment mostly, primarily in a good bitch slap of those who take
>things too seriously online.
>
>>love,
>>wavy g's number won fan
>
>*unzips*
>
>You can suck my cock now.

wow, that really was an elaborate tantrum! somewon must have really
hurt u bad. what happened? did ur babylon 5 message board have a
unanimous vote to kick u out? and now u come to usenet to cry? i"m
sorry, hun. i'm afraid we're not going to be as sensitive 2 u hear.
perhaps u should tell ur storry to ur mom and u might get some sympathy,
lol. lol .lol.

wavy g's number won fan

 

On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:44:18 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> I've gotten banned from a lot of message boards...every one of them
> that banned me wound up paying a price because of it.

Stop being a fuckhead and you won't get banned.

 

On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:05:52 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
<numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:

>>*unzips*
>>
>>You can suck my cock now.

>wow, that really was an elaborate tantrum!

Shit, my cock is so versatile I can do origami with it, Bitch.

>somewon must have really hurt u bad.

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/7310/bffjillsg6.jpg

That's the way to deal with chat speak retards like you.

>what happened?

Before or after I fucked yer mom?

>did ur babylon 5 message board have a
>unanimous vote to kick u out?

It was the ifuckyourmom message board actually, and the vote was
whether or not we should start charging for access to yer mom's dried
up old cunt.

>and now u come to usenet to cry?

Yer mom cries every time I fuck her up the ass with a steel pipe...she
cries...but I know she likes it.

>i"m sorry, hun.

I'd say you're more "sad" than "sorry". The word "pathetic" also
comes to mind when I read your posts.

>i'm afraid we're

What's this "we" shit, when the fuck were you elected as head
spokes-retard?

>not going to be as sensitive 2 u he<COCK SLAP>

Chat speak will get you nothing but a sound cock slap across yer idiot
face, child.

>perhaps u should tell ur storry to ur mom and u might get some sympathy,
>lol. lol .lol.

Why tell my mom when I've got yours right here suckin me off?

>wavy g's number won fan

Wavy G has no balls...oh, I guess you know that though, huh?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 13:06:11 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
wrote:

>> I've gotten banned from a lot of message boards...every one of them
>> that banned me wound up paying a price because of it.

>Stop be<COCK SLAP>

I bet you wish you could ban me right about now, huh Fuckface? ^__^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:09:39 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
<numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter is no match for wavy g:
>
>>You know...I really have become rather annoyed lately by all the ban
>>happy little tweenage emo muppet fucks on the world wide web. Now,
>>being a Netter like myself, obviously I'm accustomed to the ban free
>>world of Usenet where your only option is to put on blinders and shut
>>yourself the fuck up if you're pissing your pants over what someone
>>else has to say. So it's no surprise that I, as I'm sure many others,
>>take great offense to the backward, childish stupidity of pretty much
>>ALL Webbie tards.
>>
>>Now, on the one hand, it's not that hard to disrupt some Webbie fucks
>>message board using proxies and to teach them a good lesson in what
>>"free speech" is REALLY all about (online). But what bothers me is
>>that are literarily THOUSANDS of Webbie boards out there and it's just
>>not something one lone asshole can accomplish all on his own.
>>
>>So I've been thinking, how could I simultaneously disrupt and destroy
>>the entire social architecture of the Webbies? One thing I've noticed
>>is that are there no shortage of disgruntled assholes who would very
>>much like to "get back" at those who banned them. Unfortunately their
>>current modus operand is to just create a new anti-site which winds up
>>being just as ban happy retarded as the one that banned them in the
>>first place.
>>
>>So the solution is simple...create a tool for Webbie assholes that
>>they can use to directly disrupt and damage a web board in the fashion
>>I use. This construct would need to do several things...it would need
>>to act as a kind of peer to peer proxy network. In which everyone
>>running the program would directly share IPs between them. This would
>>ensure a near endless supply of proxies as the more disgruntled users,
>>the more proxies available. The proxies also wouldn't be like current
>>proxy lists which are often based on proxies setup in other countries
>>that are shit ass slow and unreliable. The program would also need to
>>be able to circumvent image verification setups and would need to have
>>the ability to detect board changes/edits and to directly re-edit
>>deleted/edited content.
>>
>>That's what I got so far. I think the first stage of construction
>>should center on circumventing image verification. The neat trick of
>>it is, image verification was developed by code monkeys...not by
>>graphic designers. Since I can both code and have extensive knowledge
>>regarding graphics, well, I don't think it'll be too difficult to
>>develop a way of reading the characters off an image verification
>>setup. The only downside is if boards start using image verification
>>that uses REAL images, like posting a thumbnail of George Bush and
>>then asking the user who is depicted in the image. There ARE ways I
>>can think of to circumvent even that form of image verification,
>>however it would require an online graphic library that could be
>>updated by users.
>>
>>Relevant thoughts? Ideas? Drooling stupidity (you know who you are)?
>
>so, wait...im confused. u got banned from somebody"s message board, and
>now u'r planning some kind of retaliation? or u r just throwing a
>really long-winded tantrum, or what? please explain.

D00d, don't ask him for an explanation. He types a really lot.

Jade

 

On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:01:52 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:05:52 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
><numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:
>
>>>*unzips*
>>>
>>>You can suck my cock now.
>
>>wow, that really was an elaborate tantrum!
>
>Shit, my cock is so versatile I can do origami with it, Bitch.
>

ie - paper thin.

Jade

 

On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 14:52:54 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
wrote:

>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:01:52 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:05:52 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
>><numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:
>>
>>>>*unzips*
>>>>
>>>>You can suck my cock now.
>>
>>>wow, that really was an elaborate tantrum!
>>
>>Shit, my cock is so versatile I can do origami with it, Bitch.

>ie - paper thin.

It FOLDS the origami, Spooks. Yeesh, guess we all know what the fuck
is goin on inside YOUR dirty little mind.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 14:51:12 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
wrote:

>D00d, don't ask him for an explanation. He types a really lot.

That wouldn't be a problem if you'd remember to take yer Ritalin dose,
Spooks.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:02:38 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 13:06:11 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
> wrote:
>
>>> I've gotten banned from a lot of message boards...every one of them
>>> that banned me wound up paying a price because of it.
>
>> Stop being a fuckhead and you won't get banned.
>
> I bet you wish you could

Wish I could stop you from being a fuckhead? Nah I don't wish that
Diaperboi. You're one of AUK's all time fuckheads and I respect that.

heh

 

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Onideus
Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: ...it would need
: to act as a kind of peer to peer proxy network. In which everyone
: running the program would directly share IPs between them. This would
: ensure a near endless supply of proxies as the more disgruntled users,
: the more proxies available. The proxies also wouldn't be like current
: proxy lists which are often based on proxies setup in other countries
: that are shit ass slow and unreliable.
:
: Relevant thoughts? Ideas? Drooling stupidity (you know who you are)?

seems to me this bit is already done?
what's so wrong with privoxy/tor for trolling 'em?
certainly works for me.
ok I suppose they could block the IP ranges of all known tor proxies, but
that's unlikely.

just a relevant thought, I'll recommence my drooling now.

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Solitude, the safeguard of mediocrity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
======================================================================
"Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy

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meow.

 

On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 17:53:21 -0400
Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wasted precious bandwith with:

> On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:02:38 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
> > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 13:06:11 -0400, Meat Plow
> > <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> >
> >>> I've gotten banned from a lot of message boards...every one of
> >them>> that banned me wound up paying a price because of it.
> >
> >> Stop being a fuckhead and you won't get banned.
> >
> > I bet you wish you could
>
> Wish I could stop you from being a fuckhead? Nah I don't wish that
> Diaperboi. You're one of AUK's all time fuckheads and I respect
> that.
>
> heh

Thats just the MARINOL talkin, ploddy

--
www.iava.org

 

On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 13:03:34 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 14:52:54 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:01:52 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:05:52 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
>>><numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>*unzips*
>>>>>
>>>>>You can suck my cock now.
>>>
>>>>wow, that really was an elaborate tantrum!
>>>
>>>Shit, my cock is so versatile I can do origami with it, Bitch.
>
>>ie - paper thin.
>
>It FOLDS the origami, Spooks. Yeesh, guess we all know what the fuck
>is goin on inside YOUR dirty little mind.


Lame recovery, Diaper tard. Plain and simple.

And yes, I have a dirty mind. Flame it, if you can.

Jade

 

On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:28:49 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
wrote:

>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 13:03:34 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 14:52:54 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:01:52 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:05:52 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
>>>><numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>*unzips*
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You can suck my cock now.
>>>>
>>>>>wow, that really was an elaborate tantrum!
>>>>
>>>>Shit, my cock is so versatile I can do origami with it, Bitch.
>>
>>>ie - paper thin.
>>
>>It FOLDS the origami, Spooks. Yeesh, guess we all know what the fuck
>>is goin on inside YOUR dirty little mind.

>La<COCK SLAP>

You like my cock dirty, eh? Guess it makes it more fun for you suck
off, huh?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Onideus Mad Hatter is no match for wavy g:

>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:05:52 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
><numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:
>
>>>*unzips*
>>>
>>>You can suck my cock now.
>
>>wow, that really was an elaborate tantrum!
>
>Shit, my cock is so versatile I can do origami with it, Bitch.
>
>>somewon must have really hurt u bad.
>
>http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/7310/bffjillsg6.jpg
>
>That's the way to deal with chat speak retards like you.
>
>>what happened?
>
>Before or after I fucked yer mom?
>
>>did ur babylon 5 message board have a
>>unanimous vote to kick u out?
>
>It was the ifuckyourmom message board actually, and the vote was
>whether or not we should start charging for access to yer mom's dried
>up old cunt.
>
>>and now u come to usenet to cry?
>
>Yer mom cries every time I fuck her up the ass with a steel pipe...she
>cries...but I know she likes it.
>
>>i"m sorry, hun.
>
>I'd say you're more "sad" than "sorry". The word "pathetic" also
>comes to mind when I read your posts.
>
>>i'm afraid we're
>
>What's this "we" shit, when the fuck were you elected as head
>spokes-retard?
>
>>not going to be as sensitive 2 u he<COCK SLAP>
>
>Chat speak will get you nothing but a sound cock slap across yer idiot
>face, child.
>
>>perhaps u should tell ur storry to ur mom and u might get some sympathy,
>>lol. lol .lol.
>
>Why tell my mom when I've got yours right here suckin me off?
>
>>wavy g's number won fan
>
>Wavy G has no balls...oh, I guess you know that though, huh?

may be ur chatroom bannd u be cause of ur lame "ur mom" jokes. i cane
tell u that wer'e already sick of it hear, and we just met u, lol.