Ideas On How To Destroy/Distrupt The Land Of Webbies

Daedalus is no match for wavy g:

>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 13:03:34 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 14:52:54 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:01:52 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:05:52 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
>>>><numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>*unzips*
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You can suck my cock now.
>>>>
>>>>>wow, that really was an elaborate tantrum!
>>>>
>>>>Shit, my cock is so versatile I can do origami with it, Bitch.
>>
>>>ie - paper thin.
>>
>>It FOLDS the origami, Spooks. Yeesh, guess we all know what the fuck
>>is goin on inside YOUR dirty little mind.
>
>
>Lame recovery, Diaper tard. Plain and simple.
>
>And yes, I have a dirty mind. Flame it, if you can.

this guy couldnt flame if u gave him an assetallene torch and a bottle
of won-fiffty-won lol.

 

On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:59:59 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
<numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:

>Daedalus is no match for wavy g:
>
>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 13:03:34 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 14:52:54 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:01:52 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:05:52 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
>>>>><numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>*unzips*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You can suck my cock now.
>>>>>
>>>>>>wow, that really was an elaborate tantrum!
>>>>>
>>>>>Shit, my cock is so versatile I can do origami with it, Bitch.
>>>
>>>>ie - paper thin.
>>>
>>>It FOLDS the origami, Spooks. Yeesh, guess we all know what the fuck
>>>is goin on inside YOUR dirty little mind.
>>
>>
>>Lame recovery, Diaper tard. Plain and simple.
>>
>>And yes, I have a dirty mind. Flame it, if you can.
>
>this guy couldnt flame if u gave him an assetallene torch and a bottle
>of won-fiffty-won lol.

Yeah, I'll just never be as flaming as you. Hell, yer more flaming
than a gay rights parade passing underneath a rainbow in downtown San
Francisco being led by Sir Elton John himself.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:57:45 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
<numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter is no match for wavy g:
>
>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:05:52 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
>><numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:
>>
>>>>*unzips*
>>>>
>>>>You can suck my cock now.
>>
>>>wow, that really was an elaborate tantrum!
>>
>>Shit, my cock is so versatile I can do origami with it, Bitch.
>>
>>>somewon must have really hurt u bad.
>>
>>http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/7310/bffjillsg6.jpg
>>
>>That's the way to deal with chat speak retards like you.
>>
>>>what happened?
>>
>>Before or after I fucked yer mom?
>>
>>>did ur babylon 5 message board have a
>>>unanimous vote to kick u out?
>>
>>It was the ifuckyourmom message board actually, and the vote was
>>whether or not we should start charging for access to yer mom's dried
>>up old cunt.
>>
>>>and now u come to usenet to cry?
>>
>>Yer mom cries every time I fuck her up the ass with a steel pipe...she
>>cries...but I know she likes it.
>>
>>>i"m sorry, hun.
>>
>>I'd say you're more "sad" than "sorry". The word "pathetic" also
>>comes to mind when I read your posts.
>>
>>>i'm afraid we're
>>
>>What's this "we" shit, when the fuck were you elected as head
>>spokes-retard?
>>
>>>not going to be as sensitive 2 u he<COCK SLAP>
>>
>>Chat speak will get you nothing but a sound cock slap across yer idiot
>>face, child.
>>
>>>perhaps u should tell ur storry to ur mom and u might get some sympathy,
>>>lol. lol .lol.
>>
>>Why tell my mom when I've got yours right here suckin me off?
>>
>>>wavy g's number won fan
>>
>>Wavy G has no balls...oh, I guess you know that though, huh?
>
>ma<COCK SLAP>

Excuse me, Fuckface, but if you wanna talk to me you're going to have
to do it like an adult without all the "baby talk" chat speak. All
these dumbshit, Barney rehab, tweenage muppet fuck, Power Ranger
generation ass loafs whose balls dropped at around the same time as
the millennia ball dropped and discovered the Internet a few years
after have about as much sense as a retarded gerbil strung the fuck
out on meth and Pixi Stix. I don't mean to go all angry grandpa on
anyone, but back the fuck in my day we didn't abbreviate anything
unless it was ACTUALLY needed (like taking notes in class). To put it
another way, it's like yer lil pog collection, or all those beanie
babies you boinked off to underneath your sheets when you were first
discovering fur fags and dog fucking. It's a gawd damn FAD you idiot
fuck, one that rightly needs to be shit the fuck into the toilet and
flushed unless you can discover some meaningful use for it outside of
sounding like a drooling retard. It shouldn't be too big a surprise
though if you can't, I mean hells bells, yer generation is so gawd
damn Jesus raping stupid they actually had to invent TWO new baby
diaper sizes cause you were just too fuckin stupid to figure out how
to potty train by the age of three and then they had to super-size yer
fuckin Happy Meals cause apparently you Pampers wearing trainables
kept on ordering them after the age of six. Now shut yerself the fuck
up, before I REALLY say somethin you'll regret.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Meat Plow wrote:
> On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:44:18 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>> I've gotten banned from a lot of message boards...every one of them
>> that banned me wound up paying a price because of it.
>
> Stop being a fuckhead and you won't get banned.
>
Odiferous Mad Hatter can't help himself. He has to fuck everything he
comes in contact with. He even has his own video on YouTube.



TDD

 

On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 06:56:53 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
<steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:

>Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Onideus
>Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>
>: ...it would need
>: to act as a kind of peer to peer proxy network. In which everyone
>: running the program would directly share IPs between them. This would
>: ensure a near endless supply of proxies as the more disgruntled users,
>: the more proxies available. The proxies also wouldn't be like current
>: proxy lists which are often based on proxies setup in other countries
>: that are shit ass slow and unreliable.
>:
>: Relevant thoughts? Ideas? Drooling stupidity (you know who you are)?
>
>seems to me this bit is already done?
>what's so wrong with privoxy/tor for trolling 'em?
>certainly works for me.
>ok I suppose they could block the IP ranges of all known tor proxies, but
>that's unlikely.

There are such solutions available, however to my knowledge none of
them are setup with any kind of rudimentary AI system that's capable
of directly interfacing with web boards. The point is time vs time or
effort vs effort. Using a proxy network in and of itself doesn't work
because you still have to manually make posts which are usually
manually deleted, which is about a 1 to 1 ratio. A lot of boards will
also have multiple moderators and may even have web tools to delete a
whole batch of posts based on certain criteria, in which case the
ratio could be much higher like 1:10. Meaning that for every 10
minutes of your time you're only costing them an average of 1 minute.
But with an automated system for board posting you could easily tip
that to 60:1, meaning for every one minute of effort you put in, you
can waste up to an hour of their time.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:08:35 -0500, The Daring Dufas
<the-daring-dufas@hottest-male.com> wrote:

>Meat Plow wrote:
>> On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:44:18 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>>> I've gotten banned from a lot of message boards...every one of them
>>> that banned me wound up paying a price because of it.
>>
>> Stop being a fuckhead and you won't get banned.
>>
>
>Odiferous Mad Hatter can't help himself. He has to fuck everything he
>comes in contact with. He even has his own video on YouTube.
>
>
>
>TDD

You know what would be pretty funny (to everyone NOT you)...for you to
try and explain how you came upon that link. LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Onideus Mad Hatter is no match for wavy g:

>On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:57:45 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
><numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter is no match for wavy g:
>>
>>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:05:52 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
>>><numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>*unzips*
>>>>>
>>>>>You can suck my cock now.
>>>
>>>>wow, that really was an elaborate tantrum!
>>>
>>>Shit, my cock is so versatile I can do origami with it, Bitch.
>>>
>>>>somewon must have really hurt u bad.
>>>
>>>http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/7310/bffjillsg6.jpg
>>>
>>>That's the way to deal with chat speak retards like you.
>>>
>>>>what happened?
>>>
>>>Before or after I fucked yer mom?
>>>
>>>>did ur babylon 5 message board have a
>>>>unanimous vote to kick u out?
>>>
>>>It was the ifuckyourmom message board actually, and the vote was
>>>whether or not we should start charging for access to yer mom's dried
>>>up old cunt.
>>>
>>>>and now u come to usenet to cry?
>>>
>>>Yer mom cries every time I fuck her up the ass with a steel pipe...she
>>>cries...but I know she likes it.
>>>
>>>>i"m sorry, hun.
>>>
>>>I'd say you're more "sad" than "sorry". The word "pathetic" also
>>>comes to mind when I read your posts.
>>>
>>>>i'm afraid we're
>>>
>>>What's this "we" shit, when the fuck were you elected as head
>>>spokes-retard?
>>>
>>>>not going to be as sensitive 2 u he<COCK SLAP>
>>>
>>>Chat speak will get you nothing but a sound cock slap across yer idiot
>>>face, child.
>>>
>>>>perhaps u should tell ur storry to ur mom and u might get some sympathy,
>>>>lol. lol .lol.
>>>
>>>Why tell my mom when I've got yours right here suckin me off?
>>>
>>>>wavy g's number won fan
>>>
>>>Wavy G has no balls...oh, I guess you know that though, huh?
>>
>>ma<COCK SLAP>
>
>Excuse me, Fuckface, but if you wanna talk to me you're going to have
>to do it like an adult without all the "baby talk" chat speak. All
>these dumbshit, Barney rehab, tweenage muppet fuck, Power Ranger
>generation ass loafs whose balls dropped at around the same time as
>the millennia ball dropped and discovered the Internet a few years
>after have about as much sense as a retarded gerbil strung the fuck
>out on meth and Pixi Stix. I don't mean to go all angry grandpa on
>anyone, but back the fuck in my day we didn't abbreviate anything
>unless it was ACTUALLY needed (like taking notes in class). To put it
>another way, it's like yer lil pog collection, or all those beanie
>babies you boinked off to underneath your sheets when you were first
>discovering fur fags and dog fucking. It's a gawd damn FAD you idiot
>fuck, one that rightly needs to be shit the fuck into the toilet and
>flushed unless you can discover some meaningful use for it outside of
>sounding like a drooling retard. It shouldn't be too big a surprise
>though if you can't, I mean hells bells, yer generation is so gawd
>damn Jesus raping stupid they actually had to invent TWO new baby
>diaper sizes cause you were just too fuckin stupid to figure out how
>to potty train by the age of three and then they had to super-size yer
>fuckin Happy Meals cause apparently you Pampers wearing trainables
>kept on ordering them after the age of six. Now shut yerself the fuck
>up, before I REALLY say somethin you'll regret.

u dummy. the reason they had 2 supersize happy meals was bcause we
found out when we grew up that regular meals didn't come with a PRIZE.
also the regular meals don't have a "connect te dots" or "what's wrong
with this picture?" game on the bags. duh, i'm not going to be gypped
just cause of my age.

and 2ndly, what's wrong with the way i talk? u know, that's the problem
with u "internet" people: it's all style and quality 2 u. u all write
out perfect sentences and use those big words, and then somewon like me
comes along and introduces some new radical ideas and a new way of
thinking 2 u and u just can't handle it. u see somewon from my
generation posting on hear and u just rush to judjemnet. well, if u
would get 2 know me u would know that i do know al ot about computers
and i have a lot of "leet" skillz. u old timers should pay attention
and learn from us.

we r the future of the "internet" so watch out!

 

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>I've gotten banned from a lot of message boards...every one of them
>that banned me wound up paying a price because of it. That price was
>most often in the form of taking their time, forcing them to
>constantly hit refresh and stay up all night long desperately trying
>to delete the reposts made by my bots. In all cases, the damage done
>was clearly indicated by their later hate filled responses/obsession.

Well it's good to see that your maturity deficit remains fully intact,
Matthew.



__________________________________________________

Because trolling is never, EVAR funny, kids:

"Fred Burton" <fburton@biteme2.com> wrote:
>
>Newsgroups: alt.sports.baseball.bos-redsox,rec.sport.football.college
>Subject: Re: Red Sox: Three Outs From A Date With A Stomping
[...]
>You're just a lying sack of shit who takes joy in being an asshole online.
>The fact that we don't find you at all funny has nothing whatsoever to
>do with taking one's self too seriously.
>
>You're just another jackass who thinks that being a troll is "funny".

"Paul L" <kbtrans@qwest.net> wrote:

>That guy (ed: referring to yours truly)
>has been in my killfile since 19 freaking 98.

 

On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:31:59 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:28:49 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 13:03:34 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 14:52:54 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:01:52 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:05:52 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
>>>>><numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>*unzips*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You can suck my cock now.
>>>>>
>>>>>>wow, that really was an elaborate tantrum!
>>>>>
>>>>>Shit, my cock is so versatile I can do origami with it, Bitch.
>>>
>>>>ie - paper thin.
>>>
>>>It FOLDS the origami, Spooks. Yeesh, guess we all know what the fuck
>>>is goin on inside YOUR dirty little mind.
>
>>La<COCK SLAP>
>
>You like my cock dirty, eh? Guess it makes it more fun for you suck
>off, huh?
>

Diaper baby doesn't like being called lame, apparently. It's a shame
he can't express his anger with an orignal and clever flame.

Ever get your eyeballs realigned, Matty? lololololol

I am outta here!

Jade

 

A gay hatter is a happy hatter/ was Re: Ideas On How To Destroy/Distrupt The Land Of Webbies


"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:gb32i3p6fd7vj7hj8f0p8f92e2k3np30kq@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:59:59 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
> <numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:
>
>>Daedalus is no match for wavy g:
>>
>>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 13:03:34 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 14:52:54 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:01:52 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:05:52 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
>>>>>><numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>*unzips*
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You can suck my cock now.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>wow, that really was an elaborate tantrum!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Shit, my cock is so versatile I can do origami with it, Bitch.
>>>>
>>>>>ie - paper thin.
>>>>
>>>>It FOLDS the origami, Spooks. Yeesh, guess we all know what the fuck
>>>>is goin on inside YOUR dirty little mind.
>>>
>>>
>>>Lame recovery, Diaper tard. Plain and simple.
>>>
>>>And yes, I have a dirty mind. Flame it, if you can.
>>
>>this guy couldnt flame if u gave him an assetallene torch and a bottle
>>of won-fiffty-won lol.
>
> Hell, flaming isn't half as much fun as a gay rights parade >passing
> underneath a rainbow in downtown San Francisco >being led by me and my
> closest friend, Sir Elton John himself, >holding hands, twirling our
> silver batons and wearing matching >sequined skirts.
>

*FLAME ON*....Johnny Storm

*Fanatastic Four*...1961

 

Re: A gay hatter is a happy hatter/ was Re: Ideas On How To Destroy/Distrupt The Land Of Webbies

On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:05:08 -0400, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>news:gb32i3p6fd7vj7hj8f0p8f92e2k3np30kq@4ax.com...
>> On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:59:59 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
>> <numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:
>>
>>>Daedalus is no match for wavy g:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 13:03:34 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 14:52:54 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:01:52 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:05:52 -0400, wavy g's number won fan
>>>>>>><numberwonfan@wavyg.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>*unzips*
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You can suck my cock now.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>wow, that really was an elaborate tantrum!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Shit, my cock is so versatile I can do origami with it, Bitch.
>>>>>
>>>>>>ie - paper thin.
>>>>>
>>>>>It FOLDS the origami, Spooks. Yeesh, guess we all know what the fuck
>>>>>is goin on inside YOUR dirty little mind.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Lame recovery, Diaper tard. Plain and simple.
>>>>
>>>>And yes, I have a dirty mind. Flame it, if you can.
>>>
>>>this guy couldnt flame if u gave him an assetallene torch and a bottle
>>>of won-fiffty-won lol.
>>
>> Hell, flaming isn't half as much fun as a gay rights parade >passing
>> underneath a rainbow in downtown San Francisco >being led by me and my
>> closest friend, Sir Elton John himself, >holding hands, twirling our
>> silver batons and wearing matching >sequined skirts.
>>
>
>*FLAME ON*....Johnny Storm
>
>*Fanatastic Four*...1961


LOLOL!

Jade

 

On Oct 24, 3:37 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
productions.net> wrote:
> You know...I really have become rather annoyed lately by all the ban
> happy little tweenage emo muppet fucks on the world wide web. Now,
> being a Netter like myself, obviously I'm accustomed to the ban free
> world of Usenet where your only option is to put on blinders and shut
> yourself the fuck up if you're pissing your pants over what someone
> else has to say. So it's no surprise that I, as I'm sure many others,
> take great offense to the backward, childish stupidity of pretty much
> ALL Webbie tards.
>
> Now, on the one hand, it's not that hard to disrupt some Webbie fucks
> message board using proxies and to teach them a good lesson in what
> "free speech" is REALLY all about (online). But what bothers me is
> that are literarily THOUSANDS of Webbie boards out there and it's just
> not something one lone asshole can accomplish all on his own.
>
> So I've been thinking, how could I simultaneously disrupt and destroy
> the entire social architecture of the Webbies? One thing I've noticed
> is that are there no shortage of disgruntled assholes who would very
> much like to "get back" at those who banned them. Unfortunately their
> current modus operand is to just create a new anti-site which winds up
> being just as ban happy retarded as the one that banned them in the
> first place.
>
> So the solution is simple...create a tool for Webbie assholes that
> they can use to directly disrupt and damage a web board in the fashion
> I use. This construct would need to do several things...it would need
> to act as a kind of peer to peer proxy network. In which everyone
> running the program would directly share IPs between them. This would
> ensure a near endless supply of proxies as the more disgruntled users,
> the more proxies available. The proxies also wouldn't be like current
> proxy lists which are often based on proxies setup in other countries
> that are shit ass slow and unreliable. The program would also need to
> be able to circumvent image verification setups and would need to have
> the ability to detect board changes/edits and to directly re-edit
> deleted/edited content.
>
> That's what I got so far. I think the first stage of construction
> should center on circumventing image verification. The neat trick of
> it is, image verification was developed by code monkeys...not by
> graphic designers. Since I can both code and have extensive knowledge
> regarding graphics, well, I don't think it'll be too difficult to
> develop a way of reading the characters off an image verification
> setup. The only downside is if boards start using image verification
> that uses REAL images, like posting a thumbnail of George Bush and
> then asking the user who is depicted in the image. There ARE ways I
> can think of to circumvent even that form of image verification,
> however it would require an online graphic library that could be
> updated by users.
>
> Relevant thoughts? Ideas? Drooling stupidity (you know who you are)?
>
> --
<Sig trimmed there is only so much space in the cyberverse.>

You can only do this if you use comcast and using bittorrent.
You would be utter 31337 if you were on comcast!

TSS

 

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Onideus
Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 06:56:53 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
:
: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
: : Onideus Mad Hatter stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
: : usenet:
: :
: : : ...it would need
: : : to act as a kind of peer to peer proxy network. In which everyone
: : : running the program would directly share IPs between them. This
: : : would ensure a near endless supply of proxies as the more
: : : disgruntled users, the more proxies available. The proxies also
: : : wouldn't be like current proxy lists which are often based on
: : : proxies setup in other countries that are shit ass slow and
: : : unreliable.
: : :
: : : Relevant thoughts? Ideas? Drooling stupidity (you know who you
: : : are)?
: :
: : seems to me this bit is already done?
: : what's so wrong with privoxy/tor for trolling 'em?
: : certainly works for me.
: : ok I suppose they could block the IP ranges of all known tor
: : proxies, but that's unlikely.
:
: There are such solutions available, however to my knowledge none of
: them are setup with any kind of rudimentary AI system that's capable
: of directly interfacing with web boards. The point is time vs time or
: effort vs effort. Using a proxy network in and of itself doesn't work
: because you still have to manually make posts which are usually
: manually deleted, which is about a 1 to 1 ratio. A lot of boards will
: also have multiple moderators and may even have web tools to delete a
: whole batch of posts based on certain criteria, in which case the
: ratio could be much higher like 1:10. Meaning that for every 10
: minutes of your time you're only costing them an average of 1 minute.
: But with an automated system for board posting you could easily tip
: that to 60:1, meaning for every one minute of effort you put in, you
: can waste up to an hour of their time.

the quoted part of your post to which I followed up was intended to point
out that the p2p proxy aspect you mentioned is already successfully
implemented and maybe could be built in to the code to save you some work.

I'm already very well aware of the power_mad_moderator_fuckheads on web
forums and I can think of quite a few I'll be fucking with if you get this
application working.

--
Steve Leyland
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Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

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Where I used to play on the green.

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And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

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On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:29:44 -0500, The Daring Dufas
<the-daring-dufas@hottest-male.com> wrote:

>Rev Turd Fredericks wrote:
>> The Daring Dufas wrote:
>>> Meat Plow wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:44:18 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> I've gotten banned from a lot of message boards...every one of them
>>>>> that banned me wound up paying a price because of it.
>>>>
>>>> Stop being a fuckhead and you won't get banned.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Odiferous Mad Hatter can't help himself. He has to fuck everything he
>>> comes in contact with. He even has his own video on YouTube.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> TDD
>> Dude! that was seriously fucked up. It looked like you filmed it in your
>> yard with your cell phone.
>>
>It wa<COCK SLAP>

It's cute to see my little fan-addicts busy yammering the fuck on
about me. It's such a warm fuzzy feeling knowing how much I pwn them.
Hell, I'm so the fuck far up in their head space I'm practically
sellin real estate!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )