Is John Denver ...

the only one keeping me company today?

<taps foot>

<makes a pit list>

<mumbles>

<goes to make banana bread>

 

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
<bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:

>the only one keeping me company today?
>
><taps foot>
>
><makes a pit list>
>
><mumbles>
>
><goes to make banana bread>
>

So you are surprised everyone left when you started playing John
Denver?

<pull 'er up, John!>

 

"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:2tujj3h50jn5gf6k2tpj25q846s9af04j9@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>
>>the only one keeping me company today?
>>
>><taps foot>
>>
>><makes a pit list>
>>
>><mumbles>
>>
>><goes to make banana bread>
>>
>
> So you are surprised everyone left when you started playing John
> Denver?

He cheered my day up.

>
> <pull 'er up, John!>

Thank God for youtube.

And you would have thunked the smell of homemade banana bread baking would
have brought them scurrying back here.

 

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, Shirley wrote:

> the only one keeping me company today?
>
> <taps foot>
>
> <makes a pit list>
>
> <mumbles>
>
> <goes to make banana bread>

A noble response.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

In the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded.

< Pratchett

 

Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:

>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>
>>the only one keeping me company today?
>>
>><taps foot>
>>
>><makes a pit list>
>>
>><mumbles>
>>
>><goes to make banana bread>
>>
>
>So you are surprised everyone left when you started playing John
>Denver?
>
><pull 'er up, John!>

I like to listen to John Denver, but oddly, only when I'm flying. I
guess I'm just a fan of sick irony (also like listening to Sonny Bono
when I'm skiing).

 

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 00:07:07 -0500, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Wavy G
<imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> bloviated:

>Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
>>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, in
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>
>>>the only one keeping me company today?
>>>
>>><taps foot>
>>>
>>><makes a pit list>
>>>
>>><mumbles>
>>>
>>><goes to make banana bread>
>>>
>>
>>So you are surprised everyone left when you started playing John
>>Denver?
>>
>><pull 'er up, John!>
>
>I like to listen to John Denver, but oddly, only when I'm flying. I
>guess I'm just a fan of sick irony (also like listening to Sonny Bono
>when I'm skiing).

Bye Bye Miss American Pie

 

"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
news:ug0lj31m4rdrjd1ld14f97f8ul6n979g5g@4ax.com...
> Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
>>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, in
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>
>>>the only one keeping me company today?
>>>
>>><taps foot>
>>>
>>><makes a pit list>
>>>
>>><mumbles>
>>>
>>><goes to make banana bread>
>>>
>>
>>So you are surprised everyone left when you started playing John
>>Denver?
>>
>><pull 'er up, John!>
>
> I like to listen to John Denver, but oddly, only when I'm flying. I
> guess I'm just a fan of sick irony (also like listening to Sonny Bono
> when I'm skiing).

Have you ever tried jumping off a roof and humming *On a Jet Plane* while
airborne?

 

"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:A_OdnbOKapuT_6fanZ2dnUVZ_tvinZ2d@giganews.com...
> On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>
>> the only one keeping me company today?
>>
>> <taps foot>
>>
>> <makes a pit list>
>>
>> <mumbles>
>>
>> <goes to make banana bread>
>
> A noble response.

I only had enough naners to make one loaf and with 5 people munching on
it...it is all gone.

>
> --
> tinmimus99@hotmail.com
>
> smeeter 11 or maybe 12
>
> mp 10
>
> mhm 29x13
>
> In the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded.
>
> < Pratchett
>
>

 

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:10:12 -0500, Shirley wrote:

> "Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
> news:ug0lj31m4rdrjd1ld14f97f8ul6n979g5g@4ax.com...
>
>> Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>>>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, in
>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>
>>>>the only one keeping me company today?
>>>>
>>>><taps foot>
>>>>
>>>><makes a pit list>
>>>>
>>>><mumbles>
>>>>
>>>><goes to make banana bread>
>>>
>>>So you are surprised everyone left when you started playing John
>>>Denver?
>>>
>>><pull 'er up, John!>
>>
>> I like to listen to John Denver, but oddly, only when I'm flying. I
>> guess I'm just a fan of sick irony (also like listening to Sonny Bono
>> when I'm skiing).
>
> Have you ever tried jumping off a roof and humming *On a Jet Plane* while
> airborne?

Don't say stuff like that to him, he gets all emo.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:11:38 -0500, Shirley wrote:

> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:A_OdnbOKapuT_6fanZ2dnUVZ_tvinZ2d@giganews.com...
>
>> On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>
>>> the only one keeping me company today?
>>>
>>> <taps foot>
>>>
>>> <makes a pit list>
>>>
>>> <mumbles>
>>>
>>> <goes to make banana bread>
>>
>> A noble response.
>
> I only had enough naners to make one loaf and with 5 people munching on
> it...it is all gone.

I hope you were munching some while boning back up on the "followup
fallacy" (thinking people aren't reading just because they're not
responding).

Sometimes one just can't think of anything to say, either in general or
particular.

I try to induce that if I can. Heh.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 

"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:peidnTRLvpOwwqbanZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@giganews.com...
> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:10:12 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>
>> "Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
>> news:ug0lj31m4rdrjd1ld14f97f8ul6n979g5g@4ax.com...
>>
>>> Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, in
>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>>the only one keeping me company today?
>>>>>
>>>>><taps foot>
>>>>>
>>>>><makes a pit list>
>>>>>
>>>>><mumbles>
>>>>>
>>>>><goes to make banana bread>
>>>>
>>>>So you are surprised everyone left when you started playing John
>>>>Denver?
>>>>
>>>><pull 'er up, John!>
>>>
>>> I like to listen to John Denver, but oddly, only when I'm flying. I
>>> guess I'm just a fan of sick irony (also like listening to Sonny Bono
>>> when I'm skiing).
>>
>> Have you ever tried jumping off a roof and humming *On a Jet Plane* while
>> airborne?
>
> Don't say stuff like that to him, he gets all emo.

I was so hoping his number won fan would read it an ...you know *monkey see,
monkey do*?

>
> --
> tinmimus99@hotmail.com
>
> smeeter 11 or maybe 12
>
> mp 10
>
> mhm 29x13
>
> You want a job and a lizard to ride?
>
> < _The Einstein Intersection_
>
>

 

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
wrote in <Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:

>the only one keeping me company today?
>
><taps foot>
>
><makes a pit list>
>
><mumbles>
>
><goes to make banana bread>
>

How ya feeling?

I'll take some banana bread!

"Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."

"Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y

 

"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
news:fhfppu$8sv$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
> wrote in <Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
>
>>the only one keeping me company today?
>>
>><taps foot>
>>
>><makes a pit list>
>>
>><mumbles>
>>
>><goes to make banana bread>
>>
>
> How ya feeling?

No better, no worse...but I am grinning cause you are here.

I go back to docotor Friday... <shivers>

>
> I'll take some banana bread!

I saved a big slice sweetie..butter?

>
> "Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
>
> "Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y

How's life treating you?

 

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:34:39 -0500, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com>
bloviated:

>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>wrote in <Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
>
>>the only one keeping me company today?
>>
>><taps foot>
>>
>><makes a pit list>
>>
>><mumbles>
>>
>><goes to make banana bread>
>>
>
>How ya feeling?
>
>I'll take some banana bread!
>
>"Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
>
>"Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y

Which of course explains why he lived in CO and CA

 

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:47:01 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
wrote in <i1K_i.5158$2I3.3348@bignews2.bellsouth.net>:

>
>"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
>news:fhfppu$8sv$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>> wrote in <Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
>>
>>>the only one keeping me company today?
>>>
>>><taps foot>
>>>
>>><makes a pit list>
>>>
>>><mumbles>
>>>
>>><goes to make banana bread>
>>>
>>
>> How ya feeling?
>
>No better, no worse...but I am grinning cause you are here.

aw shucks
<scuffs shoe covered foot>

>I go back to docotor Friday... <shivers>

I put you on Mom's church's prayer list

>> I'll take some banana bread!
>
>I saved a big slice sweetie..butter?

Oh hell yes....I lost 10#.

>> "Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
>>
>> "Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y
>
>How's life treating you?
>

Very well, very busy. I'm plotting my next attack on my fellow adult
camper. I snuck a remote controlled fart machine under his camp chair
last month. For the spring event that he has something dire planned
for me (it's near his kith and kin, so he'll be staying there and
coming at me from the woods), I'm thinking elk attractant in a super
soaker. After all, if he's hiking in, he'll have to hike back out....

Still need something nasty for February. By "Bob", if I'm gonna 'get
it', then I'm going to make damn sure I DESERVE IT

 

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:58:52 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote in <71smj314vl3mqemqo06at9lap3j32fph4v@4ax.com>:

>On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:34:39 -0500, in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com>
>bloviated:
>
>>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>>wrote in <Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
>>
>>>the only one keeping me company today?
>>>
>>><taps foot>
>>>
>>><makes a pit list>
>>>
>>><mumbles>
>>>
>>><goes to make banana bread>
>>>
>>
>>How ya feeling?
>>
>>I'll take some banana bread!
>>
>>"Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
>>
>>"Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y
>
>Which of course explains why he lived in CO and CA

There /is/ no explanation for living in Kookifornia.

 

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 18:47:08 -0500, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
double secret probation for writing:

>On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:58:52 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>wrote in <71smj314vl3mqemqo06at9lap3j32fph4v@4ax.com>:
>
>>On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:34:39 -0500, in
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com>
>>bloviated:
>>
>>>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>>>wrote in <Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
>>>
>>>>the only one keeping me company today?
>>>>
>>>><taps foot>
>>>>
>>>><makes a pit list>
>>>>
>>>><mumbles>
>>>>
>>>><goes to make banana bread>
>>>>
>>>
>>>How ya feeling?
>>>
>>>I'll take some banana bread!
>>>
>>>"Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
>>>
>>>"Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y
>>
>>Which of course explains why he lived in CO and CA
>
>There /is/ no explanation for living in Kookifornia.

It shakes our margaritas.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:19:34 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote in <044nj3tpcs4mc3vgovsrpbbcikauomkp8k@4ax.com>:

>On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 18:47:08 -0500, in the land of
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
>double secret probation for writing:
>
>>On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:58:52 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>wrote in <71smj314vl3mqemqo06at9lap3j32fph4v@4ax.com>:
>>
>>>On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:34:39 -0500, in
>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com>
>>>bloviated:
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>>>>wrote in <Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
>>>>
>>>>>the only one keeping me company today?
>>>>>
>>>>><taps foot>
>>>>>
>>>>><makes a pit list>
>>>>>
>>>>><mumbles>
>>>>>
>>>>><goes to make banana bread>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>How ya feeling?
>>>>
>>>>I'll take some banana bread!
>>>>
>>>>"Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
>>>>
>>>>"Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y
>>>
>>>Which of course explains why he lived in CO and CA
>>
>>There /is/ no explanation for living in Kookifornia.
>
>It shakes our margaritas.

<steps carefully backwards>

must re sist the obvious response

 

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:10:12 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
wrote in <x5F_i.3412$445.294@bignews6.bellsouth.net>:

>
>"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
>news:ug0lj31m4rdrjd1ld14f97f8ul6n979g5g@4ax.com...
>> Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>>>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, in
>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>
>>>>the only one keeping me company today?
>>>>
>>>><taps foot>
>>>>
>>>><makes a pit list>
>>>>
>>>><mumbles>
>>>>
>>>><goes to make banana bread>
>>>>
>>>
>>>So you are surprised everyone left when you started playing John
>>>Denver?
>>>
>>><pull 'er up, John!>
>>
>> I like to listen to John Denver, but oddly, only when I'm flying. I
>> guess I'm just a fan of sick irony (also like listening to Sonny Bono
>> when I'm skiing).
>
>Have you ever tried jumping off a roof and humming *On a Jet Plane* while
>airborne?
>
Well...now that you mention it....

 

"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
news:fhg3ka$s47$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:19:34 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> wrote in <044nj3tpcs4mc3vgovsrpbbcikauomkp8k@4ax.com>:
>
>>On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 18:47:08 -0500, in the land of
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
>>double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:58:52 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>wrote in <71smj314vl3mqemqo06at9lap3j32fph4v@4ax.com>:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:34:39 -0500, in
>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com>
>>>>bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>>>>>wrote in <Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
>>>>>
>>>>>>the only one keeping me company today?
>>>>>>
>>>>>><taps foot>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><makes a pit list>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><mumbles>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><goes to make banana bread>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>How ya feeling?
>>>>>
>>>>>I'll take some banana bread!
>>>>>
>>>>>"Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
>>>>>
>>>>>"Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y
>>>>
>>>>Which of course explains why he lived in CO and CA
>>>
>>>There /is/ no explanation for living in Kookifornia.
>>
>>It shakes our margaritas.
>
> <steps carefully backwards>
>
> must re sist the obvious response

*whispers*

Go ahead...say it.