Is John Denver ...

"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
news:fhg1gl$nfm$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:47:01 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
> wrote in <i1K_i.5158$2I3.3348@bignews2.bellsouth.net>:
>
>>
>>"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
>>news:fhfppu$8sv$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>> On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>>> wrote in <Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
>>>
>>>>the only one keeping me company today?
>>>>
>>>><taps foot>
>>>>
>>>><makes a pit list>
>>>>
>>>><mumbles>
>>>>
>>>><goes to make banana bread>
>>>>
>>>
>>> How ya feeling?
>>
>>No better, no worse...but I am grinning cause you are here.
>
> aw shucks
> <scuffs shoe covered foot>
>
>>I go back to docotor Friday... <shivers>
>
> I put you on Mom's church's prayer list

I appreciate that...I belive in the power of prayer 100%.

>
>>> I'll take some banana bread!
>>
>>I saved a big slice sweetie..butter?
>
> Oh hell yes....I lost 10#.

I have lost 120 pounds since the first of December, but not because of
dieting... ;o/

>
>>> "Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
>>>
>>> "Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y
>>
>>How's life treating you?
>>
>
> Very well, very busy. I'm plotting my next attack on my fellow adult
> camper. I snuck a remote controlled fart machine under his camp chair
> last month. For the spring event that he has something dire planned
> for me (it's near his kith and kin, so he'll be staying there and
> coming at me from the woods), I'm thinking elk attractant in a super
> soaker. After all, if he's hiking in, he'll have to hike back out....
>
> Still need something nasty for February. By "Bob", if I'm gonna 'get
> it', then I'm going to make damn sure I DESERVE IT

I wish I could be there to see that...let me know what you have in mind for
February?

 

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 19:32:14 -0500, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
<bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:

>
>"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
>news:fhg3ka$s47$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:19:34 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>> wrote in <044nj3tpcs4mc3vgovsrpbbcikauomkp8k@4ax.com>:
>>
>>>On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 18:47:08 -0500, in the land of
>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
>>>double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:58:52 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>wrote in <71smj314vl3mqemqo06at9lap3j32fph4v@4ax.com>:
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:34:39 -0500, in
>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com>
>>>>>bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>>>>>>wrote in <Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>the only one keeping me company today?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><taps foot>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><makes a pit list>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><mumbles>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><goes to make banana bread>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>How ya feeling?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I'll take some banana bread!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y
>>>>>
>>>>>Which of course explains why he lived in CO and CA
>>>>
>>>>There /is/ no explanation for living in Kookifornia.
>>>
>>>It shakes our margaritas.
>>
>> <steps carefully backwards>
>>
>> must re sist the obvious response
>
>*whispers*
>
>Go ahead...say it.
>

I have always found the art of the innocent straightline harder than
the punchline.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:sj5nj35ar9upbiso2ec2bm7drvr2cr5bgp@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 19:32:14 -0500, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>
>>"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
>>news:fhg3ka$s47$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:19:34 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>> wrote in <044nj3tpcs4mc3vgovsrpbbcikauomkp8k@4ax.com>:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 18:47:08 -0500, in the land of
>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
>>>>double secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:58:52 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>wrote in <71smj314vl3mqemqo06at9lap3j32fph4v@4ax.com>:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:34:39 -0500, in
>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com>
>>>>>>bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley"
>>>>>>><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>>>>>>>wrote in <Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>the only one keeping me company today?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><taps foot>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><makes a pit list>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><mumbles>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><goes to make banana bread>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>How ya feeling?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I'll take some banana bread!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Which of course explains why he lived in CO and CA
>>>>>
>>>>>There /is/ no explanation for living in Kookifornia.
>>>>
>>>>It shakes our margaritas.
>>>
>>> <steps carefully backwards>
>>>
>>> must re sist the obvious response
>>
>>*whispers*
>>
>>Go ahead...say it.
>>
>
> I have always found the art of the innocent straightline harder than
> the punchline.

Bud Abbot and Lou Costello did fine plus Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy....let
me try..

Lou...*Who's on first?*

Bud...*The guy with the shaken margaritas.*


>
> --
>
> Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
>
> Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 20:00:03 -0500, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
<bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:

>
>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>news:sj5nj35ar9upbiso2ec2bm7drvr2cr5bgp@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 19:32:14 -0500, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>
>>>"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
>>>news:fhg3ka$s47$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:19:34 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>> wrote in <044nj3tpcs4mc3vgovsrpbbcikauomkp8k@4ax.com>:
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 18:47:08 -0500, in the land of
>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
>>>>>double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:58:52 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>wrote in <71smj314vl3mqemqo06at9lap3j32fph4v@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:34:39 -0500, in
>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com>
>>>>>>>bloviated:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley"
>>>>>>>><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>>>>>>>>wrote in <Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>the only one keeping me company today?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>><taps foot>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>><makes a pit list>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>><mumbles>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>><goes to make banana bread>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>How ya feeling?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I'll take some banana bread!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Which of course explains why he lived in CO and CA
>>>>>>
>>>>>>There /is/ no explanation for living in Kookifornia.
>>>>>
>>>>>It shakes our margaritas.
>>>>
>>>> <steps carefully backwards>
>>>>
>>>> must re sist the obvious response
>>>
>>>*whispers*
>>>
>>>Go ahead...say it.
>>>
>>
>> I have always found the art of the innocent straightline harder than
>> the punchline.
>
>Bud Abbot and Lou Costello did fine plus Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy....let
>me try..
>
>Lou...*Who's on first?*
>
>Bud...*The guy with the shaken margaritas.*
>
Lou..."Better shaken than stirred"

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
news:fhg1ib$nfm$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:58:52 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> wrote in <71smj314vl3mqemqo06at9lap3j32fph4v@4ax.com>:
>
> >On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:34:39 -0500, in
> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com>
> >bloviated:
> >
> >>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
> >>wrote in <Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
> >>
> >>>the only one keeping me company today?
> >>>
> >>><taps foot>
> >>>
> >>><makes a pit list>
> >>>
> >>><mumbles>
> >>>
> >>><goes to make banana bread>
> >>>
> >>
> >>How ya feeling?
> >>
> >>I'll take some banana bread!
> >>
> >>"Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
> >>
> >>"Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y
> >
> >Which of course explains why he lived in CO and CA
>
> There /is/ no explanation for living in Kookifornia.

Oh now waitaminnit, it's not all kooks here. True, we have a larger share
per capita than other places, but other places have them too. I mean, look
at me; I'm normal.

Oh stop laughing!

Smee

 

Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:

>
>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:peidnTRLvpOwwqbanZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@giganews.com...
>> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:10:12 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>
>>> "Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
>>> news:ug0lj31m4rdrjd1ld14f97f8ul6n979g5g@4ax.com...
>>>
>>>> Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, in
>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>>the only one keeping me company today?
>>>>>>
>>>>>><taps foot>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><makes a pit list>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><mumbles>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><goes to make banana bread>
>>>>>
>>>>>So you are surprised everyone left when you started playing John
>>>>>Denver?
>>>>>
>>>>><pull 'er up, John!>
>>>>
>>>> I like to listen to John Denver, but oddly, only when I'm flying. I
>>>> guess I'm just a fan of sick irony (also like listening to Sonny Bono
>>>> when I'm skiing).
>>>
>>> Have you ever tried jumping off a roof and humming *On a Jet Plane* while
>>> airborne?
>>
>> Don't say stuff like that to him, he gets all emo.
>
>I was so hoping his number won fan would read it an ...you know *monkey see,
>monkey do*?

Okay. You're, like, the third person who has mentioned this "fan" to me
since I've been back. So, what gives? Who is this??? I don't have any
"fans." People hate me. Seriously, check "Google."

And what is this "mimus" person saying about me getting all "emo"? I
have spent the last seven years of my life (Oh, by the way, this is my
seventh anniversary, Usenet. Yeah, I love you too) combatting these
people, and now I'm accused of *being* won? I hate this. Fuck you!
Fuck all of yoU!!!!

Last post ever.

 

On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 02:55:07 -0500, Wavy G wrote:

> Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>news:peidnTRLvpOwwqbanZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@giganews.com...
>>
>>> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:10:12 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
>>>> news:ug0lj31m4rdrjd1ld14f97f8ul6n979g5g@4ax.com...
>>>>
>>>>> Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, in
>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>the only one keeping me company today?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><taps foot>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><makes a pit list>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><mumbles>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><goes to make banana bread>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>So you are surprised everyone left when you started playing John
>>>>>>Denver?
>>>>>>
>>>>>><pull 'er up, John!>
>>>>>
>>>>> I like to listen to John Denver, but oddly, only when I'm flying. I
>>>>> guess I'm just a fan of sick irony (also like listening to Sonny Bono
>>>>> when I'm skiing).
>>>>
>>>> Have you ever tried jumping off a roof and humming *On a Jet Plane* while
>>>> airborne?
>>>
>>> Don't say stuff like that to him, he gets all emo.
>>
>>I was so hoping his number won fan would read it an ...you know *monkey see,
>>monkey do*?
>
> Okay. You're, like, the third person who has mentioned this "fan" to me
> since I've been back. So, what gives? Who is this??? I don't have any
> "fans." People hate me. Seriously, check "Google."
>
> And what is this "mimus" person saying about me getting all "emo"? I
> have spent the last seven years of my life (Oh, by the way, this is my
> seventh anniversary, Usenet. Yeah, I love you too) combatting these
> people, and now I'm accused of *being* won? I hate this. Fuck you!
> Fuck all of yoU!!!!
>
> Last post ever.

<meditatively>

Did he or did he not still have his belt and shoe-strings?

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

We'd be better off in a mental home than we are here:
a quiet garden, little white cells, nurses, supervised walks.

< _Solaris_

 

On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:48:12 +0000, pscissons wrote:

> "Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
> news:fhg1ib$nfm$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>
>> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:58:52 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>> wrote in <71smj314vl3mqemqo06at9lap3j32fph4v@4ax.com>:
>>
>> >On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:34:39 -0500, in
>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com>
>> >bloviated:
>> >
>> >>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>> >>wrote in <Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
>> >>
>> >>>the only one keeping me company today?
>> >>>
>> >>><taps foot>
>> >>>
>> >>><makes a pit list>
>> >>>
>> >>><mumbles>
>> >>>
>> >>><goes to make banana bread>
>> >>
>> >>How ya feeling?
>> >>
>> >>I'll take some banana bread!
>> >>
>> >>"Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
>> >>
>> >>"Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y
>> >
>> >Which of course explains why he lived in CO and CA
>>
>> There /is/ no explanation for living in Kookifornia.
>
> Oh now waitaminnit, it's not all kooks here. True, we have a larger share
> per capita than other places, but other places have them too. I mean, look
> at me; I'm normal.
>
> Oh stop laughing!
>
> Smee

Loonies like warm sunny climes where they can live on the beach or out
among the peyotes or wotever.

Except for the gun-freaks, who apparently all go to Idaho.

(I bet all the potatoes there are getting chilling Silastic Armour-Fiend
flashbacks.)

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Fear is strange soil. Mostly it grows obedience like corn, which
grows in rows and makes weeding easy. But sometimes it grows the
potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground.

< Pratchett

 

"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
news:lhunj3dsi7emq583nn4s1olpgcd02aeusn@4ax.com...
> Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
>>
>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>news:peidnTRLvpOwwqbanZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@giganews.com...
>>> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:10:12 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
>>>> news:ug0lj31m4rdrjd1ld14f97f8ul6n979g5g@4ax.com...
>>>>
>>>>> Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, in
>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>the only one keeping me company today?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><taps foot>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><makes a pit list>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><mumbles>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><goes to make banana bread>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>So you are surprised everyone left when you started playing John
>>>>>>Denver?
>>>>>>
>>>>>><pull 'er up, John!>
>>>>>
>>>>> I like to listen to John Denver, but oddly, only when I'm flying. I
>>>>> guess I'm just a fan of sick irony (also like listening to Sonny Bono
>>>>> when I'm skiing).
>>>>
>>>> Have you ever tried jumping off a roof and humming *On a Jet Plane*
>>>> while
>>>> airborne?
>>>
>>> Don't say stuff like that to him, he gets all emo.
>>
>>I was so hoping his number won fan would read it an ...you know *monkey
>>see,
>>monkey do*?
>
> Okay. You're, like, the third person who has mentioned this "fan" to me
> since I've been back. So, what gives? Who is this??? I don't have any
> "fans." People hate me. Seriously, check "Google."

I'll have you know...I don't hate you...I think you're fun.

But your *number won fan* was seriously in need of mothering by you.... ;o)

>
> And what is this "mimus" person saying about me getting all "emo"? I
> have spent the last seven years of my life (Oh, by the way, this is my
> seventh anniversary, Usenet. Yeah, I love you too) combatting these
> people, and now I'm accused of *being* won? I hate this. Fuck you!
> Fuck all of yoU!!!!

<smoochies and huggies>

>
> Last post ever.

<peek-a-boo...I see you>

 

On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:06:26 -0500, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
bloviated:

>On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 02:55:07 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
>
>> Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>>>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:peidnTRLvpOwwqbanZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:10:12 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
>>>>> news:ug0lj31m4rdrjd1ld14f97f8ul6n979g5g@4ax.com...
>>>>>
>>>>>> Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, in
>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>>><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>the only one keeping me company today?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><taps foot>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><makes a pit list>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><mumbles>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><goes to make banana bread>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>So you are surprised everyone left when you started playing John
>>>>>>>Denver?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><pull 'er up, John!>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I like to listen to John Denver, but oddly, only when I'm flying. I
>>>>>> guess I'm just a fan of sick irony (also like listening to Sonny Bono
>>>>>> when I'm skiing).
>>>>>
>>>>> Have you ever tried jumping off a roof and humming *On a Jet Plane* while
>>>>> airborne?
>>>>
>>>> Don't say stuff like that to him, he gets all emo.
>>>
>>>I was so hoping his number won fan would read it an ...you know *monkey see,
>>>monkey do*?
>>
>> Okay. You're, like, the third person who has mentioned this "fan" to me
>> since I've been back. So, what gives? Who is this??? I don't have any
>> "fans." People hate me. Seriously, check "Google."
>>
>> And what is this "mimus" person saying about me getting all "emo"? I
>> have spent the last seven years of my life (Oh, by the way, this is my
>> seventh anniversary, Usenet. Yeah, I love you too) combatting these
>> people, and now I'm accused of *being* won? I hate this. Fuck you!
>> Fuck all of yoU!!!!
>>
>> Last post ever.
>
><meditatively>
>
>Did he or did he not still have his belt and shoe-strings?

I hope so.

 

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 19:41:42 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
wrote in <2BM_i.5240$2I3.2352@bignews2.bellsouth.net>:

>
>"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
>news:fhg1gl$nfm$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:47:01 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>> wrote in <i1K_i.5158$2I3.3348@bignews2.bellsouth.net>:
>>
>>>
>>>"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
>>>news:fhfppu$8sv$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>> On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>>>> wrote in <Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
>>>>
>>>>>the only one keeping me company today?
>>>>>
>>>>><taps foot>
>>>>>
>>>>><makes a pit list>
>>>>>
>>>>><mumbles>
>>>>>
>>>>><goes to make banana bread>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> How ya feeling?
>>>
>>>No better, no worse...but I am grinning cause you are here.
>>
>> aw shucks
>> <scuffs shoe covered foot>
>>
>>>I go back to docotor Friday... <shivers>
>>
>> I put you on Mom's church's prayer list
>
>I appreciate that...I belive in the power of prayer 100%.

<nods head>
There's some feller from her church tending bees now. 20 years ago he
had inoperable brain cancer and the radiation failed; doctors are
mystified to this day how it shrunk and disappeared. I'm not.
*Something* kick started his immune system throwing it into high gear,
and it ate it.

>>>> I'll take some banana bread!
>>>
>>>I saved a big slice sweetie..butter?
>>
>> Oh hell yes....I lost 10#.
>
>I have lost 120 pounds since the first of December, but not because of
>dieting... ;o/

Whoa. Congratulations! That works out to 2.5#/week which is the
upper side of healthy weight loss.

Of course you know what this means: CLOTHES SHOPPING SPREE!!!
<just don't lose any more>

>>>> "Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
>>>>
>>>> "Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y
>>>
>>>How's life treating you?
>>>
>>
>> Very well, very busy. I'm plotting my next attack on my fellow adult
>> camper. I snuck a remote controlled fart machine under his camp chair
>> last month. For the spring event that he has something dire planned
>> for me (it's near his kith and kin, so he'll be staying there and
>> coming at me from the woods), I'm thinking elk attractant in a super
>> soaker. After all, if he's hiking in, he'll have to hike back out....
>>
>> Still need something nasty for February. By "Bob", if I'm gonna 'get
>> it', then I'm going to make damn sure I DESERVE IT
>
>I wish I could be there to see that...

*snork*
Adult attendance has increased over 50% - no one wants to miss
anything.

>let me know what you have in mind for
>February?

I've turned it over to The Inner Imp Demon - she'll congress with the
other voices in my head and come up with something diabolical cuz
that's just her way. We're going to the place with the steel kybo
seats. Installing steel commode seats in the latrines - now THAT is a
sadistic mind at work.

 

On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:48:12 GMT, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
<0RS_i.18380$4V6.2510@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net>:

>
>"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
>news:fhg1ib$nfm$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:58:52 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>> wrote in <71smj314vl3mqemqo06at9lap3j32fph4v@4ax.com>:
>>
>> >On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:34:39 -0500, in
>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com>
>> >bloviated:
>> >
>> >>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>> >>wrote in <Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
>> >>
>> >>>the only one keeping me company today?
>> >>>
>> >>><taps foot>
>> >>>
>> >>><makes a pit list>
>> >>>
>> >>><mumbles>
>> >>>
>> >>><goes to make banana bread>
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >>How ya feeling?
>> >>
>> >>I'll take some banana bread!
>> >>
>> >>"Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
>> >>
>> >>"Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y
>> >
>> >Which of course explains why he lived in CO and CA
>>
>> There /is/ no explanation for living in Kookifornia.
>
>Oh now waitaminnit, it's not all kooks here. True, we have a larger share
>per capita than other places, but other places have them too. I mean, look
>at me; I'm normal.
>
>Oh stop laughing!

<climbs back into chair, holds sides>

Sorry.

 

"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
news:fhjvov$jh1$4@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 19:41:42 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
> wrote in <2BM_i.5240$2I3.2352@bignews2.bellsouth.net>:
>
>>
>>"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
>>news:fhg1gl$nfm$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:47:01 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>>> wrote in <i1K_i.5158$2I3.3348@bignews2.bellsouth.net>:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:fhfppu$8sv$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>> On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>>>>> wrote in <Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
>>>>>
>>>>>>the only one keeping me company today?
>>>>>>
>>>>>><taps foot>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><makes a pit list>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><mumbles>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><goes to make banana bread>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> How ya feeling?
>>>>
>>>>No better, no worse...but I am grinning cause you are here.
>>>
>>> aw shucks
>>> <scuffs shoe covered foot>
>>>
>>>>I go back to docotor Friday... <shivers>
>>>
>>> I put you on Mom's church's prayer list
>>
>>I appreciate that...I belive in the power of prayer 100%.
>
> <nods head>
> There's some feller from her church tending bees now. 20 years ago he
> had inoperable brain cancer and the radiation failed; doctors are
> mystified to this day how it shrunk and disappeared. I'm not.
> *Something* kick started his immune system throwing it into high gear,
> and it ate it.

Even the doctors have to shake their heads in agreement that something more
powerful then their medicines have been at work here.

I love happy endings... ;o)

>
>>>>> I'll take some banana bread!
>>>>
>>>>I saved a big slice sweetie..butter?
>>>
>>> Oh hell yes....I lost 10#.
>>
>>I have lost 120 pounds since the first of December, but not because of
>>dieting... ;o/
>
> Whoa. Congratulations! That works out to 2.5#/week which is the
> upper side of healthy weight loss.

(looks sad)

I am still a big gurl...I have about another 100 pounds to go before I am
deemed *healthy*...most of it is still fluid built up from my damaged
lymphatic system.

>
> Of course you know what this means: CLOTHES SHOPPING SPREE!!!
> <just don't lose any more>

My family gets soooo irritated at me as I would rather spend money on them
instead of me. I have always been this way (as was my Mom before me.)

>
>>>>> "Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
>>>>>
>>>>> "Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y
>>>>
>>>>How's life treating you?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Very well, very busy. I'm plotting my next attack on my fellow adult
>>> camper. I snuck a remote controlled fart machine under his camp chair
>>> last month. For the spring event that he has something dire planned
>>> for me (it's near his kith and kin, so he'll be staying there and
>>> coming at me from the woods), I'm thinking elk attractant in a super
>>> soaker. After all, if he's hiking in, he'll have to hike back out....
>>>
>>> Still need something nasty for February. By "Bob", if I'm gonna 'get
>>> it', then I'm going to make damn sure I DESERVE IT
>>
>>I wish I could be there to see that...
>
> *snork*
> Adult attendance has increased over 50% - no one wants to miss
> anything.
>
>>let me know what you have in mind for
>>February?
>
> I've turned it over to The Inner Imp Demon - she'll congress with the
> other voices in my head and come up with something diabolical cuz
> that's just her way. We're going to the place with the steel kybo
> seats. Installing steel commode seats in the latrines - now THAT is a
> sadistic mind at work.

I love being around a genius who is also sadistic.

 

"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
news:fhjvq4$jh1$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:48:12 GMT, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
> <0RS_i.18380$4V6.2510@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net>:
>
> >
> >"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
> >news:fhg1ib$nfm$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> >> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:58:52 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> >> wrote in <71smj314vl3mqemqo06at9lap3j32fph4v@4ax.com>:
> >>
> >> >On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:34:39 -0500, in
> >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com>
> >> >bloviated:
> >> >
> >> >>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley"
<bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
> >> >>wrote in <Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
> >> >>
> >> >>>the only one keeping me company today?
> >> >>>
> >> >>><taps foot>
> >> >>>
> >> >>><makes a pit list>
> >> >>>
> >> >>><mumbles>
> >> >>>
> >> >>><goes to make banana bread>
> >> >>>
> >> >>
> >> >>How ya feeling?
> >> >>
> >> >>I'll take some banana bread!
> >> >>
> >> >>"Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
> >> >>
> >> >>"Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y
> >> >
> >> >Which of course explains why he lived in CO and CA
> >>
> >> There /is/ no explanation for living in Kookifornia.
> >
> >Oh now waitaminnit, it's not all kooks here. True, we have a larger share
> >per capita than other places, but other places have them too. I mean,
look
> >at me; I'm normal.
> >
> >Oh stop laughing!
>
> <climbs back into chair, holds sides>
>
> Sorry.

Are we talking about "normal" here in the flonk, or "normal" IRL? In the
flonk I'm quite normal if you take averages and make a curve and other
math-like activities (but you better not). IRL however, well I LOOK normal
anyway.

And you're still laughing.

Smee

 

In article <iZw%i.7559$TR5.2928@nlpi061.nbdc.sbc.com>,
pscissons@sbcglobal.net says...
>
> "Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
> news:fhjvq4$jh1$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> > On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:48:12 GMT, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
> > <0RS_i.18380$4V6.2510@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net>:
> >
> > >
> > >"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
> > >news:fhg1ib$nfm$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> > >> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:58:52 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> > >> wrote in <71smj314vl3mqemqo06at9lap3j32fph4v@4ax.com>:
> > >>
> > >> >On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:34:39 -0500, in
> > >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com>
> > >> >bloviated:
> > >> >
> > >> >>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley"
> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
> > >> >>wrote in <Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
> > >> >>
> > >> >>>the only one keeping me company today?
> > >> >>>
> > >> >>><taps foot>
> > >> >>>
> > >> >>><makes a pit list>
> > >> >>>
> > >> >>><mumbles>
> > >> >>>
> > >> >>><goes to make banana bread>
> > >> >>>
> > >> >>
> > >> >>How ya feeling?
> > >> >>
> > >> >>I'll take some banana bread!
> > >> >>
> > >> >>"Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
> > >> >>
> > >> >>"Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y
> > >> >
> > >> >Which of course explains why he lived in CO and CA
> > >>
> > >> There /is/ no explanation for living in Kookifornia.
> > >
> > >Oh now waitaminnit, it's not all kooks here. True, we have a larger share
> > >per capita than other places, but other places have them too. I mean,
> look
> > >at me; I'm normal.
> > >
> > >Oh stop laughing!
> >
> > <climbs back into chair, holds sides>
> >
> > Sorry.
>
> Are we talking about "normal" here in the flonk, or "normal" IRL? In the
> flonk I'm quite normal if you take averages and make a curve and other
> math-like activities (but you better not). IRL however, well I LOOK normal
> anyway.
>
> And you're still laughing.
>
> Smee
>
So am I.

I'm glad you're not normal Smee.

Btw, carjacked any cars lately?

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On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 18:00:15 -0800, knoxy <knoxy@post.com> wrote:

>In article <iZw%i.7559$TR5.2928@nlpi061.nbdc.sbc.com>,
>pscissons@sbcglobal.net says...
>>
>> "Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
>> news:fhjvq4$jh1$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> > On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:48:12 GMT, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
>> > <0RS_i.18380$4V6.2510@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net>:
>> >
>> > >
>> > >"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
>> > >news:fhg1ib$nfm$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> > >> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:58:52 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>> > >> wrote in <71smj314vl3mqemqo06at9lap3j32fph4v@4ax.com>:
>> > >>
>> > >> >On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:34:39 -0500, in
>> > >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com>
>> > >> >bloviated:
>> > >> >
>> > >> >>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley"
>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
>> > >> >>wrote in <Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
>> > >> >>
>> > >> >>>the only one keeping me company today?
>> > >> >>>
>> > >> >>><taps foot>
>> > >> >>>
>> > >> >>><makes a pit list>
>> > >> >>>
>> > >> >>><mumbles>
>> > >> >>>
>> > >> >>><goes to make banana bread>
>> > >> >>>
>> > >> >>
>> > >> >>How ya feeling?
>> > >> >>
>> > >> >>I'll take some banana bread!
>> > >> >>
>> > >> >>"Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
>> > >> >>
>> > >> >>"Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y
>> > >> >
>> > >> >Which of course explains why he lived in CO and CA
>> > >>
>> > >> There /is/ no explanation for living in Kookifornia.
>> > >
>> > >Oh now waitaminnit, it's not all kooks here. True, we have a larger share
>> > >per capita than other places, but other places have them too. I mean,
>> look
>> > >at me; I'm normal.
>> > >
>> > >Oh stop laughing!
>> >
>> > <climbs back into chair, holds sides>
>> >
>> > Sorry.
>>
>> Are we talking about "normal" here in the flonk, or "normal" IRL? In the
>> flonk I'm quite normal if you take averages and make a curve and other
>> math-like activities (but you better not). IRL however, well I LOOK normal
>> anyway.
>>
>> And you're still laughing.
>>
>> Smee
>>
>So am I.
>
>I'm glad you're not normal Smee.
>
>Btw, carjacked any cars lately?

the life and times of a gansta granny. coming to a cinema this
cristmas.

 

metro-golden-meower wrote:

> On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 18:00:15 -0800, knoxy <knoxy@post.com> wrote:
>
>>In article <iZw%i.7559$TR5.2928@nlpi061.nbdc.sbc.com>,
>>pscissons@sbcglobal.net says...
>>>
>>> "Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
>>> news:fhjvq4$jh1$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>> > On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:48:12 GMT, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
>>> > <0RS_i.18380$4V6.2510@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net>:
>>> >
>>> > >
>>> > >"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
>>> > >news:fhg1ib$nfm$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>> > >> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:58:52 GMT, Aratzio
>>> > >> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>> > >> <71smj314vl3mqemqo06at9lap3j32fph4v@4ax.com>:
>>> > >>
>>> > >> >On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:34:39 -0500, in
>>> > >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com>
>>> > >> >bloviated:
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> >>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley"
>>> > >> >><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in
>>> > >> >><Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
>>> > >> >>
>>> > >> >>>the only one keeping me company today?
>>> > >> >>>
>>> > >> >>><taps foot>
>>> > >> >>>
>>> > >> >>><makes a pit list>
>>> > >> >>>
>>> > >> >>><mumbles>
>>> > >> >>>
>>> > >> >>><goes to make banana bread>
>>> > >> >>>
>>> > >> >>
>>> > >> >>How ya feeling?
>>> > >> >>
>>> > >> >>I'll take some banana bread!
>>> > >> >>
>>> > >> >>"Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
>>> > >> >>
>>> > >> >>"Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> >Which of course explains why he lived in CO and CA
>>> > >>
>>> > >> There /is/ no explanation for living in Kookifornia.
>>> > >
>>> > >Oh now waitaminnit, it's not all kooks here. True, we have a larger
>>> > >share per capita than other places, but other places have them too.
>>> > >I mean, look at me; I'm normal.
>>> > >
>>> > >Oh stop laughing!
>>> >
>>> > <climbs back into chair, holds sides>
>>> >
>>> > Sorry.
>>>
>>> Are we talking about "normal" here in the flonk, or "normal" IRL? In
>>> the flonk I'm quite normal if you take averages and make a curve and
>>> other math-like activities (but you better not). IRL however, well I
>>> LOOK normal anyway.
>>>
>>> And you're still laughing.
>>>
>>> Smee
>>>
>>So am I.
>>
>>I'm glad you're not normal Smee.
>>
>>Btw, carjacked any cars lately?
>
> the life and times of a gansta granny. coming to a cinema this
> cristmas.

You're going to get <slapped> for that granny comment.
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

"Tim Weaver" <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns99EBA6AD83B9F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>
> > On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 18:00:15 -0800, knoxy <knoxy@post.com> wrote:
> >
> >>In article <iZw%i.7559$TR5.2928@nlpi061.nbdc.sbc.com>,
> >>pscissons@sbcglobal.net says...
> >>>
> >>> "Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
> >>> news:fhjvq4$jh1$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> >>> > On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:48:12 GMT, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
> >>> > <0RS_i.18380$4V6.2510@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net>:
> >>> >
> >>> > >
> >>> > >"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
> >>> > >news:fhg1ib$nfm$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> >>> > >> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:58:52 GMT, Aratzio
> >>> > >> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
> >>> > >> <71smj314vl3mqemqo06at9lap3j32fph4v@4ax.com>:
> >>> > >>
> >>> > >> >On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:34:39 -0500, in
> >>> > >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com>
> >>> > >> >bloviated:
> >>> > >> >
> >>> > >> >>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley"
> >>> > >> >><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in
> >>> > >> >><Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
> >>> > >> >>
> >>> > >> >>>the only one keeping me company today?
> >>> > >> >>>
> >>> > >> >>><taps foot>
> >>> > >> >>>
> >>> > >> >>><makes a pit list>
> >>> > >> >>>
> >>> > >> >>><mumbles>
> >>> > >> >>>
> >>> > >> >>><goes to make banana bread>
> >>> > >> >>>
> >>> > >> >>
> >>> > >> >>How ya feeling?
> >>> > >> >>
> >>> > >> >>I'll take some banana bread!
> >>> > >> >>
> >>> > >> >>"Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
> >>> > >> >>
> >>> > >> >>"Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y
> >>> > >> >
> >>> > >> >Which of course explains why he lived in CO and CA
> >>> > >>
> >>> > >> There /is/ no explanation for living in Kookifornia.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >Oh now waitaminnit, it's not all kooks here. True, we have a larger
> >>> > >share per capita than other places, but other places have them too.
> >>> > >I mean, look at me; I'm normal.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >Oh stop laughing!
> >>> >
> >>> > <climbs back into chair, holds sides>
> >>> >
> >>> > Sorry.
> >>>
> >>> Are we talking about "normal" here in the flonk, or "normal" IRL? In
> >>> the flonk I'm quite normal if you take averages and make a curve and
> >>> other math-like activities (but you better not). IRL however, well I
> >>> LOOK normal anyway.
> >>>
> >>> And you're still laughing.
> >>>
> >>> Smee
> >>>
> >>So am I.
> >>
> >>I'm glad you're not normal Smee.
> >>
> >>Btw, carjacked any cars lately?
> >
> > the life and times of a gansta granny. coming to a cinema this
> > cristmas.
>
> You're going to get <slapped> for that granny comment.

Rocky and Knoxy are my adopted kids. They're family, so they're allowed to
make remarks like that.

You, on the other hand, have a pointy stick aimed at you.

Three
Two
One

Smee
> --
> Tim Weaver
>
> I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
> but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
> what I meant.

 

wrote:

>
> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns99EBA6AD83B9F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>
>> > On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 18:00:15 -0800, knoxy <knoxy@post.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >>In article <iZw%i.7559$TR5.2928@nlpi061.nbdc.sbc.com>,
>> >>pscissons@sbcglobal.net says...
>> >>>
>> >>> "Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
>> >>> news:fhjvq4$jh1$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> >>> > On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:48:12 GMT, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote
in
>> >>> > <0RS_i.18380$4V6.2510@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net>:
>> >>> >
>> >>> > >
>> >>> > >"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
>> >>> > >news:fhg1ib$nfm$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> >>> > >> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:58:52 GMT, Aratzio
>> >>> > >> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>> >>> > >> <71smj314vl3mqemqo06at9lap3j32fph4v@4ax.com>:
>> >>> > >>
>> >>> > >> >On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:34:39 -0500, in
>> >>> > >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com>
>> >>> > >> >bloviated:
>> >>> > >> >
>> >>> > >> >>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley"
>> >>> > >> >><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in
>> >>> > >> >><Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
>> >>> > >> >>
>> >>> > >> >>>the only one keeping me company today?
>> >>> > >> >>>
>> >>> > >> >>><taps foot>
>> >>> > >> >>>
>> >>> > >> >>><makes a pit list>
>> >>> > >> >>>
>> >>> > >> >>><mumbles>
>> >>> > >> >>>
>> >>> > >> >>><goes to make banana bread>
>> >>> > >> >>>
>> >>> > >> >>
>> >>> > >> >>How ya feeling?
>> >>> > >> >>
>> >>> > >> >>I'll take some banana bread!
>> >>> > >> >>
>> >>> > >> >>"Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
>> >>> > >> >>
>> >>> > >> >>"Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y
>> >>> > >> >
>> >>> > >> >Which of course explains why he lived in CO and CA
>> >>> > >>
>> >>> > >> There /is/ no explanation for living in Kookifornia.
>> >>> > >
>> >>> > >Oh now waitaminnit, it's not all kooks here. True, we have a
larger
>> >>> > >share per capita than other places, but other places have them
too.
>> >>> > >I mean, look at me; I'm normal.
>> >>> > >
>> >>> > >Oh stop laughing!
>> >>> >
>> >>> > <climbs back into chair, holds sides>
>> >>> >
>> >>> > Sorry.
>> >>>
>> >>> Are we talking about "normal" here in the flonk, or "normal" IRL? In
>> >>> the flonk I'm quite normal if you take averages and make a curve and
>> >>> other math-like activities (but you better not). IRL however, well I
>> >>> LOOK normal anyway.
>> >>>
>> >>> And you're still laughing.
>> >>>
>> >>> Smee
>> >>>
>> >>So am I.
>> >>
>> >>I'm glad you're not normal Smee.
>> >>
>> >>Btw, carjacked any cars lately?
>> >
>> > the life and times of a gansta granny. coming to a cinema this
cristmas.
>>
>> You're going to get <slapped> for that granny comment.
>
> Rocky and Knoxy are my adopted kids. They're family, so they're allowed to
> make remarks like that.
>
> You, on the other hand, have a pointy stick aimed at you.
>
> Three
> Two
> One

Then my initial thought remains the same.

YOU ARE EIVL!
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

In article <Xns99EC1AD86C0C00Z0thecheeseclub0Z0
@comcast.dca.giganews.com>, tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com says...
> wrote:
>
> >
> > "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:Xns99EBA6AD83B9F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
> >> metro-golden-meower wrote:
> >>
> >> > On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 18:00:15 -0800, knoxy <knoxy@post.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>In article <iZw%i.7559$TR5.2928@nlpi061.nbdc.sbc.com>,
> >> >>pscissons@sbcglobal.net says...
> >> >>>
> >> >>> "Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
> >> >>> news:fhjvq4$jh1$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> >> >>> > On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:48:12 GMT, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote
> in
> >> >>> > <0RS_i.18380$4V6.2510@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net>:
> >> >>> >
> >> >>> > >
> >> >>> > >"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
> >> >>> > >news:fhg1ib$nfm$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> >> >>> > >> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:58:52 GMT, Aratzio
> >> >>> > >> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
> >> >>> > >> <71smj314vl3mqemqo06at9lap3j32fph4v@4ax.com>:
> >> >>> > >>
> >> >>> > >> >On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:34:39 -0500, in
> >> >>> > >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com>
> >> >>> > >> >bloviated:
> >> >>> > >> >
> >> >>> > >> >>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley"
> >> >>> > >> >><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in
> >> >>> > >> >><Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
> >> >>> > >> >>
> >> >>> > >> >>>the only one keeping me company today?
> >> >>> > >> >>>
> >> >>> > >> >>><taps foot>
> >> >>> > >> >>>
> >> >>> > >> >>><makes a pit list>
> >> >>> > >> >>>
> >> >>> > >> >>><mumbles>
> >> >>> > >> >>>
> >> >>> > >> >>><goes to make banana bread>
> >> >>> > >> >>>
> >> >>> > >> >>
> >> >>> > >> >>How ya feeling?
> >> >>> > >> >>
> >> >>> > >> >>I'll take some banana bread!
> >> >>> > >> >>
> >> >>> > >> >>"Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
> >> >>> > >> >>
> >> >>> > >> >>"Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y
> >> >>> > >> >
> >> >>> > >> >Which of course explains why he lived in CO and CA
> >> >>> > >>
> >> >>> > >> There /is/ no explanation for living in Kookifornia.
> >> >>> > >
> >> >>> > >Oh now waitaminnit, it's not all kooks here. True, we have a
> larger
> >> >>> > >share per capita than other places, but other places have them
> too.
> >> >>> > >I mean, look at me; I'm normal.
> >> >>> > >
> >> >>> > >Oh stop laughing!
> >> >>> >
> >> >>> > <climbs back into chair, holds sides>
> >> >>> >
> >> >>> > Sorry.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Are we talking about "normal" here in the flonk, or "normal" IRL? In
> >> >>> the flonk I'm quite normal if you take averages and make a curve and
> >> >>> other math-like activities (but you better not). IRL however, well I
> >> >>> LOOK normal anyway.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> And you're still laughing.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Smee
> >> >>>
> >> >>So am I.
> >> >>
> >> >>I'm glad you're not normal Smee.
> >> >>
> >> >>Btw, carjacked any cars lately?
> >> >
> >> > the life and times of a gansta granny. coming to a cinema this
> cristmas.
> >>
> >> You're going to get <slapped> for that granny comment.
> >
> > Rocky and Knoxy are my adopted kids. They're family, so they're allowed to
> > make remarks like that.
> >
> > You, on the other hand, have a pointy stick aimed at you.
> >
> > Three
> > Two
> > One
>
> Then my initial thought remains the same.
>
> YOU ARE EIVL!
>
There's nothing "eivl" about Smeemum.

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