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knoxy wrote:

> In article <Xns99EC1AD86C0C00Z0thecheeseclub0Z0
> @comcast.dca.giganews.com>, tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com says...
>> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> > news:Xns99EBA6AD83B9F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
>> >> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 18:00:15 -0800, knoxy <knoxy@post.com> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >>In article <iZw%i.7559$TR5.2928@nlpi061.nbdc.sbc.com>,
>> >> >>pscissons@sbcglobal.net says...
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> "Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
>> >> >>> news:fhjvq4$jh1$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> >> >>> > On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:48:12 GMT, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
>> >> >>> > wrote in <0RS_i.18380$4V6.2510@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net>:
>> >> >>> >
>> >> >>> > >
>> >> >>> > >"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
>> >> >>> > >news:fhg1ib$nfm$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> >> >>> > >> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:58:52 GMT, Aratzio
>> >> >>> > >> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>> >> >>> > >> <71smj314vl3mqemqo06at9lap3j32fph4v@4ax.com>:
>> >> >>> > >>
>> >> >>> > >> >On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:34:39 -0500, in
>> >> >>> > >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B
>> >> >>> > >> ><sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
>> >> >>> > >> >
>> >> >>> > >> >>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley"
>> >> >>> > >> >><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in
>> >> >>> > >> >><Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
>> >> >>> > >> >>
>> >> >>> > >> >>>the only one keeping me company today?
>> >> >>> > >> >>>
>> >> >>> > >> >>><taps foot>
>> >> >>> > >> >>>
>> >> >>> > >> >>><makes a pit list>
>> >> >>> > >> >>>
>> >> >>> > >> >>><mumbles>
>> >> >>> > >> >>>
>> >> >>> > >> >>><goes to make banana bread>
>> >> >>> > >> >>>
>> >> >>> > >> >>
>> >> >>> > >> >>How ya feeling?
>> >> >>> > >> >>
>> >> >>> > >> >>I'll take some banana bread!
>> >> >>> > >> >>
>> >> >>> > >> >>"Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
>> >> >>> > >> >>
>> >> >>> > >> >>"Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y
>> >> >>> > >> >
>> >> >>> > >> >Which of course explains why he lived in CO and CA
>> >> >>> > >>
>> >> >>> > >> There /is/ no explanation for living in Kookifornia.
>> >> >>> > >
>> >> >>> > >Oh now waitaminnit, it's not all kooks here. True, we have a
>> >> >>> > >larger share per capita than other places, but other places
>> >> >>> > >have them too. I mean, look at me; I'm normal.
>> >> >>> > >
>> >> >>> > >Oh stop laughing!
>> >> >>> >
>> >> >>> > <climbs back into chair, holds sides>
>> >> >>> >
>> >> >>> > Sorry.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> Are we talking about "normal" here in the flonk, or "normal"
>> >> >>> IRL? In the flonk I'm quite normal if you take averages and make
>> >> >>> a curve and other math-like activities (but you better not). IRL
>> >> >>> however, well I LOOK normal anyway.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> And you're still laughing.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> Smee
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>So am I.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>I'm glad you're not normal Smee.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>Btw, carjacked any cars lately?
>> >> >
>> >> > the life and times of a gansta granny. coming to a cinema this
>> >> > cristmas.
>> >>
>> >> You're going to get <slapped> for that granny comment.
>> >
>> > Rocky and Knoxy are my adopted kids. They're family, so they're
>> > allowed to make remarks like that.
>> >
>> > You, on the other hand, have a pointy stick aimed at you.
>> >
>> > Three
>> > Two
>> > One
>>
>> Then my initial thought remains the same.
>>
>> YOU ARE EIVL!
>>
> There's nothing "eivl" about Smeemum.

Smee~mum~? You call her old, too. I redirect the stick at you.
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

"Tim Weaver" <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns99EDE2EA5C06C0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
> knoxy wrote:
>
> > In article <Xns99EC1AD86C0C00Z0thecheeseclub0Z0
> > @comcast.dca.giganews.com>, tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com says...
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> > "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >> > news:Xns99EBA6AD83B9F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
> >> >> metro-golden-meower wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 18:00:15 -0800, knoxy <knoxy@post.com> wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >>In article <iZw%i.7559$TR5.2928@nlpi061.nbdc.sbc.com>,
> >> >> >>pscissons@sbcglobal.net says...
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> "Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
> >> >> >>> news:fhjvq4$jh1$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> >> >> >>> > On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:48:12 GMT, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
> >> >> >>> > wrote in <0RS_i.18380$4V6.2510@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net>:
> >> >> >>> >
> >> >> >>> > >
> >> >> >>> > >"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
> >> >> >>> > >news:fhg1ib$nfm$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> >> >> >>> > >> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:58:52 GMT, Aratzio
> >> >> >>> > >> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
> >> >> >>> > >> <71smj314vl3mqemqo06at9lap3j32fph4v@4ax.com>:
> >> >> >>> > >>
> >> >> >>> > >> >On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:34:39 -0500, in
> >> >> >>> > >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B
> >> >> >>> > >> ><sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
> >> >> >>> > >> >
> >> >> >>> > >> >>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley"
> >> >> >>> > >> >><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in
> >> >> >>> > >> >><Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
> >> >> >>> > >> >>
> >> >> >>> > >> >>>the only one keeping me company today?
> >> >> >>> > >> >>>
> >> >> >>> > >> >>><taps foot>
> >> >> >>> > >> >>>
> >> >> >>> > >> >>><makes a pit list>
> >> >> >>> > >> >>>
> >> >> >>> > >> >>><mumbles>
> >> >> >>> > >> >>>
> >> >> >>> > >> >>><goes to make banana bread>
> >> >> >>> > >> >>>
> >> >> >>> > >> >>
> >> >> >>> > >> >>How ya feeling?
> >> >> >>> > >> >>
> >> >> >>> > >> >>I'll take some banana bread!
> >> >> >>> > >> >>
> >> >> >>> > >> >>"Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
> >> >> >>> > >> >>
> >> >> >>> > >> >>"Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y
> >> >> >>> > >> >
> >> >> >>> > >> >Which of course explains why he lived in CO and CA
> >> >> >>> > >>
> >> >> >>> > >> There /is/ no explanation for living in Kookifornia.
> >> >> >>> > >
> >> >> >>> > >Oh now waitaminnit, it's not all kooks here. True, we have a
> >> >> >>> > >larger share per capita than other places, but other places
> >> >> >>> > >have them too. I mean, look at me; I'm normal.
> >> >> >>> > >
> >> >> >>> > >Oh stop laughing!
> >> >> >>> >
> >> >> >>> > <climbs back into chair, holds sides>
> >> >> >>> >
> >> >> >>> > Sorry.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> Are we talking about "normal" here in the flonk, or "normal"
> >> >> >>> IRL? In the flonk I'm quite normal if you take averages and make
> >> >> >>> a curve and other math-like activities (but you better not). IRL
> >> >> >>> however, well I LOOK normal anyway.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> And you're still laughing.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> Smee
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>So am I.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>I'm glad you're not normal Smee.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>Btw, carjacked any cars lately?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > the life and times of a gansta granny. coming to a cinema this
> >> >> > cristmas.
> >> >>
> >> >> You're going to get <slapped> for that granny comment.
> >> >
> >> > Rocky and Knoxy are my adopted kids. They're family, so they're
> >> > allowed to make remarks like that.
> >> >
> >> > You, on the other hand, have a pointy stick aimed at you.
> >> >
> >> > Three
> >> > Two
> >> > One
> >>
> >> Then my initial thought remains the same.
> >>
> >> YOU ARE EIVL!
> >>
> > There's nothing "eivl" about Smeemum.
>
> Smee~mum~? You call her old, too. I redirect the stick at you.

You can't. It's programmed with your DNA. AND it's in stealth mode.

Smee
> --
> Tim Weaver
>
> I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
> but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
> what I meant.

 

wrote:

>
> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns99EDE2EA5C06C0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
>> knoxy wrote:
>>
>> > In article <Xns99EC1AD86C0C00Z0thecheeseclub0Z0
>> > @comcast.dca.giganews.com>, tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com says...
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> > "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999leavemealone@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >> > news:Xns99EBA6AD83B9F0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
>> >> >> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 18:00:15 -0800, knoxy <knoxy@post.com> wrote:
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >>In article <iZw%i.7559$TR5.2928@nlpi061.nbdc.sbc.com>,
>> >> >> >>pscissons@sbcglobal.net says...
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> "Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
>> >> >> >>> news:fhjvq4$jh1$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> >> >> >>> > On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:48:12 GMT, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
>> >> >> >>> > wrote in <0RS_i.18380$4V6.2510@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net>:
>> >> >> >>> >
>> >> >> >>> > >
>> >> >> >>> > >"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
>> >> >> >>> > >news:fhg1ib$nfm$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> >> >> >>> > >> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:58:52 GMT, Aratzio
>> >> >> >>> > >> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>> >> >> >>> > >> <71smj314vl3mqemqo06at9lap3j32fph4v@4ax.com>:
>> >> >> >>> > >>
>> >> >> >>> > >> >On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:34:39 -0500, in
>> >> >> >>> > >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B
>> >> >> >>> > >> ><sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
>> >> >> >>> > >> >
>> >> >> >>> > >> >>On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:49:37 -0500, "Shirley"
>> >> >> >>> > >> >><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in
>> >> >> >>> > >> >><Zkm_i.3574$oa.684@bignews1.bellsouth.net>:
>> >> >> >>> > >> >>
>> >> >> >>> > >> >>>the only one keeping me company today?
>> >> >> >>> > >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> > >> >>><taps foot>
>> >> >> >>> > >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> > >> >>><makes a pit list>
>> >> >> >>> > >> >>> <mumbles>
>> >> >> >>> > >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> > >> >>><goes to make banana bread>
>> >> >> >>> > >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> > >> >>
>> >> >> >>> > >> >>How ya feeling?
>> >> >> >>> > >> >>
>> >> >> >>> > >> >>I'll take some banana bread!
>> >> >> >>> > >> >>
>> >> >> >>> > >> >>"Almost Heaven, West Virginia...."
>> >> >> >>> > >> >>
>> >> >> >>> > >> >>"Almost" cuz it's next door to K-Y
>> >> >> >>> > >> >
>> >> >> >>> > >> >Which of course explains why he lived in CO and CA
>> >> >> >>> > >>
>> >> >> >>> > >> There /is/ no explanation for living in Kookifornia.
>> >> >> >>> > >
>> >> >> >>> > >Oh now waitaminnit, it's not all kooks here. True, we have a
>> >> >> >>> > >larger share per capita than other places, but other places
>> >> >> >>> > >have them too. I mean, look at me; I'm normal.
>> >> >> >>> > >
>> >> >> >>> > >Oh stop laughing!
>> >> >> >>> >
>> >> >> >>> > <climbs back into chair, holds sides>
>> >> >> >>> >
>> >> >> >>> > Sorry.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> Are we talking about "normal" here in the flonk, or "normal"
>> >> >> >>> IRL? In the flonk I'm quite normal if you take averages and
make
>> >> >> >>> a curve and other math-like activities (but you better not).
IRL
>> >> >> >>> however, well I LOOK normal anyway.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> And you're still laughing.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> Smee
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>So am I.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>I'm glad you're not normal Smee.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>Btw, carjacked any cars lately?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > the life and times of a gansta granny. coming to a cinema this
>> >> >> > cristmas.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> You're going to get <slapped> for that granny comment.
>> >> >
>> >> > Rocky and Knoxy are my adopted kids. They're family, so they're
>> >> > allowed to make remarks like that.
>> >> >
>> >> > You, on the other hand, have a pointy stick aimed at you.
>> >> >
>> >> > Three
>> >> > Two
>> >> > One
>> >>
>> >> Then my initial thought remains the same.
>> >>
>> >> YOU ARE EIVL!
>> >>
>> > There's nothing "eivl" about Smeemum.
>>
>> Smee~mum~? You call her old, too. I redirect the stick at you.
>
> You can't. It's programmed with your DNA. AND it's in stealth mode.

A DNA programmed stick with stealth mode?!? Now, I know for ~sure~ you're
senile.
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.