I love these little bastards. It's a great way to keep my blood pressure up when I'm doing a lot of intense moving around. -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess." "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Don't forget to have someone post *I've had a stroke and loving it* post...and please feel free to drool your answer. "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message news:ego2j3hil35n69nmvtvh9u4ure718p1td7@4ax.com... >I love these little bastards. It's a great way to keep my blood > pressure up when I'm doing a lot of intense moving around. > > -- > > Onideus Mad Hatter > mhm ? x ? > http://www.backwater-productions.net > http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog > > > Hatter Quotes > ------------- > "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the > best." > > "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you > with it." > > "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." > > "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." > > "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" > > "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my > bad." > > "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." > > "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." > > "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity > of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" > > "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct > that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others > of its relevancy." > > "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start > creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." > > "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." > > "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that > they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just > givin em out for free." > > "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. > So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, > to their merry little mess." > > "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly > horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip > their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand > sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible > images burned into their tiny little minds'." > > "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even > properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." > > "Those who record history are those who control history." > > "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, > endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you > don't get sent to me...I come for you." > > "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton > tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." > > "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a > function?" > > "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. > Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast > indicates an increase in Webtv users." > > "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, > gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
On Wed, 7 Nov 2007 09:27:29 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote: >Don't forget to have someone post *I've had a stroke and loving it* >post...and please feel free to drool your answer. Most fatties like yourself I'm sure have problems with high blood pressure, I however do not, Cuppycake. Last I went to the doc I was at 112/60. I routinely use salt or things with high salt content in order to raise my blood pressure. If I don't and I start becoming very active, my sweat tastes like plain water, I start feeling light headed and I experience the wondrous symptoms of orthostatic hypotension. At which point I need to do two things...drink a whole gawd damn shit load of water...and eat a bunch of really salty snacks. There's nothing medically wrong with me that accounts for my low blood pressure, so my doc thinks it's a combination of sweating a lot when I'm really active, coupled with the fact that I'm always extremely calm and controlled. Pretty much I have zero anxiety and stress in my life. Even if something really bad happens, I always remain very cool headed and I don't ever panic. What's really fun about it is that it's pretty much impossible for anyone to sneak up on me and try to scare me. Like there's this one guy at work who likes sneaking up behind people and yelling, "YOU'RE FIRED!" So the one time he did it to me I didn't react at all at first and then just suddenly turned around and screamed, "YOU'RE FIRED!" which of course scared the shit out of him cause he wasn't expecting a reaction like that. -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess." "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message news:8ij3j3t3odub2crfuhf9ie2pas142qjf1c@4ax.com... > On Wed, 7 Nov 2007 09:27:29 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> > wrote: > >>Don't forget to have someone post *I've had a stroke and loving it* >>post...and please feel free to drool your answer. > > Most fatties like yourself I'm sure have problems with high blood > pressure, I however do not, Cuppycake. Last I went to the doc I was > at 112/60. I routinely use salt or things with high salt content in > order to raise my blood pressure. If I don't and I start becoming > very active, my sweat tastes like plain water, I start feeling light > headed and I experience the wondrous symptoms of orthostatic > hypotension. At which point I need to do two things...drink a whole > gawd damn shit load of water...and eat a bunch of really salty snacks. First a bit of humor...you called me cuppycake... ;o) Second...serious note...you do know as you get older that your body could change in the snap of your fingers and all of that salt could kill you? Mine runs about 118/60 to 128/75 with 20MG of metoprolol taken daily. I also used to eat anything I wanted because my blood pressure ran on the low side and one day that all changed. I actually used to get up in the morning and have to walk the floors of the hospital so they could get a blood pressure reading. Scared the bejeesus out of them. I asked if I was dead and they were not telling me. > > There's nothing medically wrong with me that accounts for my low blood > pressure, so my doc thinks it's a combination of sweating a lot when > I'm really active, coupled with the fact that I'm always extremely > calm and controlled. Pretty much I have zero anxiety and stress in my > life. Even if something really bad happens, I always remain very cool > headed and I don't ever panic. What's really fun about it is that > it's pretty much impossible for anyone to sneak up on me and try to > scare me. Like there's this one guy at work who likes sneaking up > behind people and yelling, "YOU'RE FIRED!" So the one time he did it > to me I didn't react at all at first and then just suddenly turned > around and screamed, "YOU'RE FIRED!" which of course scared the shit > out of him cause he wasn't expecting a reaction like that. Enjoy the low blood pressure as long as you don't pass out from it. I am doing meditation therapy and relaxation tapes during the day. You know that you are an alright dude even when you are pretending to be evul? > > -- > > Onideus Mad Hatter > mhm ? x ? > http://www.backwater-productions.net > http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog > > > Hatter Quotes > ------------- > "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the > best." > > "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you > with it." > > "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." > > "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." > > "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" > > "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my > bad." > > "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." > > "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." > > "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity > of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" > > "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct > that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others > of its relevancy." > > "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start > creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." > > "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." > > "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that > they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just > givin em out for free." > > "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. > So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, > to their merry little mess." > > "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly > horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip > their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand > sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible > images burned into their tiny little minds'." > > "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even > properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." > > "Those who record history are those who control history." > > "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, > endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you > don't get sent to me...I come for you." > > "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton > tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." > > "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a > function?" > > "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. > Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast > indicates an increase in Webtv users." > > "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, > gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
On Wed, 7 Nov 2007 10:30:04 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote: >First a bit of humor...you called me cuppycake... ;o) Sparkles was going to be my second choice. ^_^ >Second...serious note...you do know as you get older that your body could >change in the snap of your fingers and all of that salt could kill you? Possibly, I generally tend to expect the unexpected, which is why I check every month or so, I also check my blood sugar too and have a cholosterol test done every year. At some point here soon I'd also like to have a full body MRI done. Speaking of which, if I ever become increadibly wealthy the one thing I vow to do is to buy up a whole shit load of MRI machines and then setup a program where every United States citizen would be entitled to a full body MRI scan every six months...doing so I believe would practically eliminate cancer death (amongst a whole shit load of other things). The thing that's wrong with our health care system is that they wait until things are utterly hopeless before acting, which 10 times out of 10 winds up costing them (or rather us, the tax payers) easily a 100 times as much money in the long run than if they had just dealt with the damn problem right from the start...and most often that involves making an accurate diagnosis and a full body MRI is our best medical tool for making that diagnosis. >Mine runs about 118/60 to 128/75 with 20MG of metoprolol taken daily. I also >used to eat anything I wanted because my blood pressure ran on the low side >and one day that all changed. I actually used to get up in the morning and >have to walk the floors of the hospital so they could get a blood pressure >reading. >Scared the bejeesus out of them. I asked if I was dead and they were not >telling me. LOL, yeah I frequently have that problem. I always think it's funny when they try to take my pulse and I'm like, "Yeah, yer gonna need one of those lil finger monitors, trust me on this". >> There's nothing medically wrong with me that accounts for my low blood >> pressure, so my doc thinks it's a combination of sweating a lot when >> I'm really active, coupled with the fact that I'm always extremely >> calm and controlled. Pretty much I have zero anxiety and stress in my >> life. Even if something really bad happens, I always remain very cool >> headed and I don't ever panic. What's really fun about it is that >> it's pretty much impossible for anyone to sneak up on me and try to >> scare me. Like there's this one guy at work who likes sneaking up >> behind people and yelling, "YOU'RE FIRED!" So the one time he did it >> to me I didn't react at all at first and then just suddenly turned >> around and screamed, "YOU'RE FIRED!" which of course scared the shit >> out of him cause he wasn't expecting a reaction like that. >Enjoy the low blood pressure as long as you don't pass out from it. I'll be happy just so long as I don't start losing my hair...although if I do I'm not gonna do that comb over bullshit, I'm just gonna shave it and go for the Bruce Willis look. I tend to take after my grandpa though and he had all his hair even in his 80s...I guess I'll know for sure in about 20 years, cause his hair turned completely white in his late 40s. The man never had any gray at all. I think I'm headed that way (as is my brother), because even now the both of us are are starting to get stark white hairs growin out (Josh even has a little patch of white hair, which is why we like to call him Mr. Fantastic). Ironically both of us think it would be very cool to have completely white hair by our late 40s. >I am doing meditation therapy and relaxation tapes during the day. > >You know that you are an alright dude even when you are pretending to be >evul? I think the trick is not taking me too seriously. I always tell people, "If *I* don't take myself seriously why are *YOU* taking me seriously?" -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess." "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
On Nov 7, 10:00 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater- productions.net> wrote: > On Wed, 7 Nov 2007 10:30:04 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> > wrote: > > >First a bit of humor...you called me cuppycake... ;o) > > Sparkles was going to be my second choice. ^_^ > > >Second...serious note...you do know as you get older that your body could > >change in the snap of your fingers and all of that salt could kill you? > > Possibly, I generally tend to expect the unexpected, which is why I > check every month or so, I also check my blood sugar too and have a > cholosterol test done every year. At some point here soon I'd also > like to have a full body MRI done. > > Speaking of which, if I ever become increadibly wealthy the one thing > I vow to do is to buy up a whole shit load of MRI machines and then > setup a program where every United States citizen would be entitled to > a full body MRI scan every six months...doing so I believe would > practically eliminate cancer death (amongst a whole shit load of other > things). The thing that's wrong with our health care system is that > they wait until things are utterly hopeless before acting, which 10 > times out of 10 winds up costing them (or rather us, the tax payers) > easily a 100 times as much money in the long run than if they had just > dealt with the damn problem right from the start...and most often that > involves making an accurate diagnosis and a full body MRI is our best > medical tool for making that diagnosis. There's a reason they wait until things are hopeless. More money. Sure, they might spend $100K here and there on some poor fool who's received a diagnosis and takes the steps to get better. But there's even *MORE* poor fools who never realize that they're sick and just up and die. You won't be making any friends in the health insurance business ... they're gambling that poor old Bob won't realize that he has a lethal heart condition until his wife's burying him after one too many chili dogs. > > >Mine runs about 118/60 to 128/75 with 20MG of metoprolol taken daily. I also > >used to eat anything I wanted because my blood pressure ran on the low side > >and one day that all changed. I actually used to get up in the morning and > >have to walk the floors of the hospital so they could get a blood pressure > >reading. > >Scared the bejeesus out of them. I asked if I was dead and they were not > >telling me. > > LOL, yeah I frequently have that problem. I always think it's funny > when they try to take my pulse and I'm like, "Yeah, yer gonna need one > of those lil finger monitors, trust me on this". Your blood pressure's that low?! You might want to be tested for Reynaud's syndrome. My wife has that and it's caused her immense trouble (diagnosed recently with PAD). The two aren't synomyous, but the conditions that cause one can cause the other, so to speak. And it's hereditary. My daughter has shown signs of having it as well. One quick way to see if you might have it (as the main symptom seems to be very low blood pressure) is to look at your fingernails - do they have slight to moderate ridges? If so, you should be checked. Even though you sound as though you're keeping tabs on your health, Reynaud's isn't something people, even doctors, think of (as from what I understand, it's not that common) often, much less check. LBP is, also from what I've been told (by my wife's doctor) is FAR more dangerous than HBP. As I said, my daughter has LBP as well (which became an issue when we discovered that she's having a baby this December), and growing up, she had episodes where she would pass out from standing up too long or taking too hot of showers or baths. Poor circulation is nothing to dismiss easily. Take it from an old fogie - you're young NOW (I'm assuming mid to late twenties at most?), but you won't always be. Take care of yourself now or someone else will taking care of you later. Now, does anyone want to hear about the dinosaur I had as a young boy? ;-) I figure, since I've already admitted that I'm an old fart, I might as well amuse you people further. > > >> There's nothing medically wrong with me that accounts for my low blood > >> pressure, so my doc thinks it's a combination of sweating a lot when > >> I'm really active, coupled with the fact that I'm always extremely > >> calm and controlled. Pretty much I have zero anxiety and stress in my > >> life. Even if something really bad happens, I always remain very cool > >> headed and I don't ever panic. What's really fun about it is that > >> it's pretty much impossible for anyone to sneak up on me and try to > >> scare me. Like there's this one guy at work who likes sneaking up > >> behind people and yelling, "YOU'RE FIRED!" So the one time he did it > >> to me I didn't react at all at first and then just suddenly turned > >> around and screamed, "YOU'RE FIRED!" which of course scared the shit > >> out of him cause he wasn't expecting a reaction like that. > >Enjoy the low blood pressure as long as you don't pass out from it. > > I'll be happy just so long as I don't start losing my hair...although > if I do I'm not gonna do that comb over bullshit, I'm just gonna shave > it and go for the Bruce Willis look. I tend to take after my grandpa > though and he had all his hair even in his 80s...I guess I'll know for > sure in about 20 years, cause his hair turned completely white in his > late 40s. The man never had any gray at all. I think I'm headed that > way (as is my brother), because even now the both of us are are > starting to get stark white hairs growin out (Josh even has a little > patch of white hair, which is why we like to call him Mr. Fantastic). > Ironically both of us think it would be very cool to have completely > white hair by our late 40s. Supposedly, the rule of thumb (otherwise known as an "old wives tale") is that you take after the gender opposite parent (who would have taken after her father - assuming you're talking about your maternal grandfather and not your paternal). My wife is slender, while I could stand to lose a few (ha) pounds. My son (16) takes after her, while my daughter (21) could, too, stand to lose a few pounds. That's why young men are told to look at their wife's father to see how she'll mature, and girls are told to look at their fellow's mother. > > >I am doing meditation therapy and relaxation tapes during the day. > > >You know that you are an alright dude even when you are pretending to be > >evul? > > I think the trick is not taking me too seriously. I always tell > people, "If *I* don't take myself seriously why are *YOU* taking me > seriously?" Even the worst prick is able to be friends with *someone* - why should you be any different? ;-) > > -- > > Onideus Mad Hatter > mhm ? x ?http://www.backwater-productions.nethttp://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
On Wed, 7 Nov 2007 09:27:29 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote: >Don't forget to have someone post *I've had a stroke and loving it* >post...and please feel free to drool your answer. > LOL! Jade >"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message >news:ego2j3hil35n69nmvtvh9u4ure718p1td7@4ax.com... >>I love these little bastards. It's a great way to keep my blood >> pressure up when I'm doing a lot of intense moving around. >> >> -- >> >> Onideus Mad Hatter >> mhm ? x ? >> http://www.backwater-productions.net >> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog >> >> >> Hatter Quotes >> ------------- >> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the >> best." >> >> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you >> with it." >> >> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." >> >> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." >> >> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" >> >> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my >> bad." >> >> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." >> >> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." >> >> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity >> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" >> >> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct >> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others >> of its relevancy." >> >> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start >> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." >> >> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." >> >> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that >> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just >> givin em out for free." >> >> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. >> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, >> to their merry little mess." >> >> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly >> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip >> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand >> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible >> images burned into their tiny little minds'." >> >> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even >> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." >> >> "Those who record history are those who control history." >> >> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, >> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you >> don't get sent to me...I come for you." >> >> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton >> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." >> >> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a >> function?" >> >> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. >> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast >> indicates an increase in Webtv users." >> >> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, >> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, ) >
<danielcarrington4@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1194457220.772521.298050@57g2000hsv.googlegroups.com... On Nov 7, 10:00 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater- productions.net> wrote: > On Wed, 7 Nov 2007 10:30:04 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> > wrote: > > >First a bit of humor...you called me cuppycake... ;o) > > Sparkles was going to be my second choice. ^_^ > > >Second...serious note...you do know as you get older that your body could > >change in the snap of your fingers and all of that salt could kill you? > > Possibly, I generally tend to expect the unexpected, which is why I > check every month or so, I also check my blood sugar too and have a > cholosterol test done every year. At some point here soon I'd also > like to have a full body MRI done. > > Speaking of which, if I ever become increadibly wealthy the one thing > I vow to do is to buy up a whole shit load of MRI machines and then > setup a program where every United States citizen would be entitled to > a full body MRI scan every six months...doing so I believe would > practically eliminate cancer death (amongst a whole shit load of other > things). The thing that's wrong with our health care system is that > they wait until things are utterly hopeless before acting, which 10 > times out of 10 winds up costing them (or rather us, the tax payers) > easily a 100 times as much money in the long run than if they had just > dealt with the damn problem right from the start...and most often that > involves making an accurate diagnosis and a full body MRI is our best > medical tool for making that diagnosis. There's a reason they wait until things are hopeless. More money. Sure, they might spend $100K here and there on some poor fool who's received a diagnosis and takes the steps to get better. But there's even *MORE* poor fools who never realize that they're sick and just up and die. My brother is a pharmacuetical (?) chemist (creates medicines) and he told us a long time ago that 1. everyone carries cancer cells of some form in their body, but it takes a certain trigger to make it raise it ugly head. and 2. they have created *cures* for certain cancers, but there is big business between the hospitals and drug companies so they shelve anything too good...sneaky little bastids... You won't be making any friends in the health insurance business ... they're gambling that poor old Bob won't realize that he has a lethal heart condition until his wife's burying him after one too many chili dogs. The MRI and the cat scan is what helped diagnose and let the doctors know that my cancer had not gone outside of my uterine walls. > > >Mine runs about 118/60 to 128/75 with 20MG of metoprolol taken daily. I > >also > >used to eat anything I wanted because my blood pressure ran on the low > >side > >and one day that all changed. I actually used to get up in the morning > >and > >have to walk the floors of the hospital so they could get a blood > >pressure > >reading. > >Scared the bejeesus out of them. I asked if I was dead and they were not > >telling me. > > LOL, yeah I frequently have that problem. I always think it's funny > when they try to take my pulse and I'm like, "Yeah, yer gonna need one > of those lil finger monitors, trust me on this". Your blood pressure's that low?! You might want to be tested for Reynaud's syndrome. My wife has that and it's caused her immense trouble (diagnosed recently with PAD). The two aren't synomyous, but the conditions that cause one can cause the other, so to speak. And it's hereditary. My daughter has shown signs of having it as well. One quick way to see if you might have it (as the main symptom seems to be very low blood pressure) is to look at your fingernails - do they have slight to moderate ridges? If so, you should be checked. Even though you sound as though you're keeping tabs on your health, Reynaud's isn't something people, even doctors, think of (as from what I understand, it's not that common) often, much less check. LBP is, also from what I've been told (by my wife's doctor) is FAR more dangerous than HBP. As I said, my daughter has LBP as well (which became an issue when we discovered that she's having a baby this December), and growing up, she had episodes where she would pass out from standing up too long or taking too hot of showers or baths. Poor circulation is nothing to dismiss easily. Take it from an old fogie - you're young NOW (I'm assuming mid to late twenties at most?), but you won't always be. Take care of yourself now or someone else will taking care of you later. Now, does anyone want to hear about the dinosaur I had as a young boy? ;-) I figure, since I've already admitted that I'm an old fart, I might as well amuse you people further. I love being amused, especially by an old foagie named Daniel .. a name I am partial to as I have two of them in my life. > > >> There's nothing medically wrong with me that accounts for my low blood > >> pressure, so my doc thinks it's a combination of sweating a lot when > >> I'm really active, coupled with the fact that I'm always extremely > >> calm and controlled. Pretty much I have zero anxiety and stress in my > >> life. Even if something really bad happens, I always remain very cool > >> headed and I don't ever panic. What's really fun about it is that > >> it's pretty much impossible for anyone to sneak up on me and try to > >> scare me. Like there's this one guy at work who likes sneaking up > >> behind people and yelling, "YOU'RE FIRED!" So the one time he did it > >> to me I didn't react at all at first and then just suddenly turned > >> around and screamed, "YOU'RE FIRED!" which of course scared the shit > >> out of him cause he wasn't expecting a reaction like that. > >Enjoy the low blood pressure as long as you don't pass out from it. > > I'll be happy just so long as I don't start losing my hair...although > if I do I'm not gonna do that comb over bullshit, I'm just gonna shave > it and go for the Bruce Willis look. I tend to take after my grandpa > though and he had all his hair even in his 80s...I guess I'll know for > sure in about 20 years, cause his hair turned completely white in his > late 40s. The man never had any gray at all. I think I'm headed that > way (as is my brother), because even now the both of us are are > starting to get stark white hairs growin out (Josh even has a little > patch of white hair, which is why we like to call him Mr. Fantastic). > Ironically both of us think it would be very cool to have completely > white hair by our late 40s. Supposedly, the rule of thumb (otherwise known as an "old wives tale") is that you take after the gender opposite parent (who would have taken after her father - assuming you're talking about your maternal grandfather and not your paternal). My wife is slender, while I could stand to lose a few (ha) pounds. My son (16) takes after her, while my daughter (21) could, too, stand to lose a few pounds. That's why young men are told to look at their wife's father to see how she'll mature, and girls are told to look at their fellow's mother. How about that. Even another old foagie can learn something new. > > >I am doing meditation therapy and relaxation tapes during the day. > > >You know that you are an alright dude even when you are pretending to be > >evul? > > I think the trick is not taking me too seriously. I always tell > people, "If *I* don't take myself seriously why are *YOU* taking me > seriously?" Even the worst prick is able to be friends with *someone* - why should you be any different? ;-) Yeah and everyone should have at least one worst prick for a friend...keeps you on your toes. > > -- > > Onideus Mad Hatter > mhm ? x > ?http://www.backwater-productions.nethttp://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message news:25n3j3ha2dq80hp5kdmide0hig8tf5aktf@4ax.com... > On Wed, 7 Nov 2007 10:30:04 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> > wrote: > >>First a bit of humor...you called me cuppycake... ;o) > > Sparkles was going to be my second choice. ^_^ I like that one also... Do you use the kitty ears because you like kitties? > >>Second...serious note...you do know as you get older that your body could >>change in the snap of your fingers and all of that salt could kill you? > > Possibly, I generally tend to expect the unexpected, which is why I > check every month or so, I also check my blood sugar too and have a > cholosterol test done every year. At some point here soon I'd also > like to have a full body MRI done. I have had two of them, four cat scans and numerous x-rays since the first of this year. I should be able to attract metals and glow in the dark. The MRI's were a wee bit intimidating as I do not like enclosed places. > > Speaking of which, if I ever become increadibly wealthy the one thing > I vow to do is to buy up a whole shit load of MRI machines and then > setup a program where every United States citizen would be entitled to > a full body MRI scan every six months...doing so I believe would > practically eliminate cancer death (amongst a whole shit load of other > things). The thing that's wrong with our health care system is that > they wait until things are utterly hopeless before acting, which 10 > times out of 10 winds up costing them (or rather us, the tax payers) > easily a 100 times as much money in the long run than if they had just > dealt with the damn problem right from the start...and most often that > involves making an accurate diagnosis and a full body MRI is our best > medical tool for making that diagnosis. A humanitarian at heart... ;o) You do know how much one of them little suckers cost..right? > >>Mine runs about 118/60 to 128/75 with 20MG of metoprolol taken daily. I >>also >>used to eat anything I wanted because my blood pressure ran on the low >>side >>and one day that all changed. I actually used to get up in the morning and >>have to walk the floors of the hospital so they could get a blood pressure >>reading. >>Scared the bejeesus out of them. I asked if I was dead and they were not >>telling me. > > LOL, yeah I frequently have that problem. I always think it's funny > when they try to take my pulse and I'm like, "Yeah, yer gonna need one > of those lil finger monitors, trust me on this". > >>> There's nothing medically wrong with me that accounts for my low blood >>> pressure, so my doc thinks it's a combination of sweating a lot when >>> I'm really active, coupled with the fact that I'm always extremely >>> calm and controlled. Pretty much I have zero anxiety and stress in my >>> life. Even if something really bad happens, I always remain very cool >>> headed and I don't ever panic. What's really fun about it is that >>> it's pretty much impossible for anyone to sneak up on me and try to >>> scare me. Like there's this one guy at work who likes sneaking up >>> behind people and yelling, "YOU'RE FIRED!" So the one time he did it >>> to me I didn't react at all at first and then just suddenly turned >>> around and screamed, "YOU'RE FIRED!" which of course scared the shit >>> out of him cause he wasn't expecting a reaction like that. > >>Enjoy the low blood pressure as long as you don't pass out from it. > > I'll be happy just so long as I don't start losing my hair...although > if I do I'm not gonna do that comb over bullshit, I'm just gonna shave > it and go for the Bruce Willis look. I tend to take after my grandpa > though and he had all his hair even in his 80s...I guess I'll know for > sure in about 20 years, cause his hair turned completely white in his > late 40s. The man never had any gray at all. I think I'm headed that > way (as is my brother), because even now the both of us are are > starting to get stark white hairs growin out (Josh even has a little > patch of white hair, which is why we like to call him Mr. Fantastic). > Ironically both of us think it would be very cool to have completely > white hair by our late 40s. I'm one of those girls that like a hairy chested guy...it is fun to snuggle in it on a cold night. > >>I am doing meditation therapy and relaxation tapes during the day. >> >>You know that you are an alright dude even when you are pretending to be >>evul? > > I think the trick is not taking me too seriously. I always tell > people, "If *I* don't take myself seriously why are *YOU* taking me > seriously?" Because you're fun to play with? > > -- > > Onideus Mad Hatter > mhm ? x ? > http://www.backwater-productions.net > http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog > > > Hatter Quotes > ------------- > "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the > best." > > "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you > with it." > > "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." > > "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." > > "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" > > "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my > bad." > > "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." > > "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." > > "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity > of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" > > "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct > that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others > of its relevancy." > > "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start > creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." > > "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." > > "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that > they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just > givin em out for free." > > "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. > So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, > to their merry little mess." > > "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly > horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip > their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand > sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible > images burned into their tiny little minds'." > > "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even > properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." > > "Those who record history are those who control history." > > "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, > endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you > don't get sent to me...I come for you." > > "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton > tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." > > "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a > function?" > > "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. > Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast > indicates an increase in Webtv users." > > "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, > gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
On Tue, 06 Nov 2007 23:13:25 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: >I love these little bastards. It's a great way to keep my blood >pressure up when I'm doing a lot of intense moving around. Keep yer blood pressure up? Your hand must be getting tired from all that whacking off, eh Matthew? -- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yomamma bin Crawdaddin www.cotse.com Brotherhood (Vice Chairman) Anti Archangel #41 Vote Democratic and stay stuck on stupid Stalking Filth #69.5 >--| <(>>>>< >--| --
On Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:44:08 GMT, Crawdad@bayou.com (Yomamma bin Crawdaddin) wrote: >On Tue, 06 Nov 2007 23:13:25 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter ><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: > >>I love these little bastards. It's a great way to keep my blood >>pressure up when I'm doing a lot of intense moving around. > >Keep yer blood pressure up? > >Your hand must be getting tired from all that whacking off, eh >Matthew? Well I've got all these naked pictures of yer mom, d00d, so really, it shouldn't come as some big surprise. Oh hey, you wanna buy some? -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess." "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
On Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:40:20 -0000, danielcarrington4@gmail.com wrote: >> Possibly, I generally tend to expect the unexpected, which is why I >> check every month or so, I also check my blood sugar too and have a >> cholosterol test done every year. At some point here soon I'd also >> like to have a full body MRI done. >> >> Speaking of which, if I ever become increadibly wealthy the one thing >> I vow to do is to buy up a whole shit load of MRI machines and then >> setup a program where every United States citizen would be entitled to >> a full body MRI scan every six months...doing so I believe would >> practically eliminate cancer death (amongst a whole shit load of other >> things). The thing that's wrong with our health care system is that >> they wait until things are utterly hopeless before acting, which 10 >> times out of 10 winds up costing them (or rather us, the tax payers) >> easily a 100 times as much money in the long run than if they had just >> dealt with the damn problem right from the start...and most often that >> involves making an accurate diagnosis and a full body MRI is our best >> medical tool for making that diagnosis. >There's a reason they wait until things are hopeless. More money. >Sure, they might spend $100K here and there on some poor fool who's >received a diagnosis and takes the steps to get better. But there's >even *MORE* poor fools who never realize that they're sick and just up >and die. > >You won't be making any friends in the health insurance business ... >they're gambling that poor old Bob won't realize that he has a lethal >heart condition until his wife's burying him after one too many chili >dogs. Well that's okay, besides which, I'm quite good at pissing people off, so why not add health insurance companies to the list 'o Hatter Addicts. ^_^ >> >Mine runs about 118/60 to 128/75 with 20MG of metoprolol taken daily. I also >> >used to eat anything I wanted because my blood pressure ran on the low side >> >and one day that all changed. I actually used to get up in the morning and >> >have to walk the floors of the hospital so they could get a blood pressure >> >reading. >> >Scared the bejeesus out of them. I asked if I was dead and they were not >> >telling me. >> LOL, yeah I frequently have that problem. I always think it's funny >> when they try to take my pulse and I'm like, "Yeah, yer gonna need one >> of those lil finger monitors, trust me on this". >Your blood pressure's that low?! You might want to be tested for >Reynaud's syndrome. My wife has that and it's caused her immense >trouble (diagnosed recently with PAD). The two aren't synomyous, but >the conditions that cause one can cause the other, so to speak. And >it's hereditary. My daughter has shown signs of having it as well. I have my ANA levels checked every six months, it's free so I do it, the doctor who pays for it I think is using the data in some kind of study or something, cause I signed this form thing that says he can use/publish any medical data on me. He does some other test too, most of which I can't remember off the top of my head. Apparently I have an interesting physiology though no doctor has been able to give any kind of coherent reason for it. Here's some older test that were done: http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Old_Medical_Tests_-_CBC_w-PLTS.png http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Old_Medical_Tests_-_Liver_Panel.png http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Old_Medical_Tests_-_MAXI,_T7.png H and L Flags all over the place...pretty much always like that. That's the other weird thing, the test results often come out differently every time. Same with allergy test, one month I can be way allergic to grass...the next month not allergic to it at all. >One quick way to see if you might have it (as the main symptom seems >to be very low blood pressure) is to look at your fingernails - do >they have slight to moderate ridges? Mmmm...not really...but then I always wear gloves at work. If I don't I find my cuticles tend to get cuts and dry out easily when I'm breaking apart cardboard boxes and such...I just figure it's a dry skin thing. >LBP is, also from what I've been told (by my wife's doctor) is FAR >more dangerous than HBP. As I said, my daughter has LBP as well (which >became an issue when we discovered that she's having a baby this >December), and growing up, she had episodes where she would pass out >from standing up too long or taking too hot of showers or baths. Poor >circulation is nothing to dismiss easily. > >Take it from an old fogie - you're young NOW (I'm assuming mid to late >twenties at most?), but you won't always be. Take care of yourself now >or someone else will taking care of you later. I take care myself alright...although I should probably go a little easier on my back. >Now, does anyone want to hear about the dinosaur I had as a young >boy? ;-) I figure, since I've already admitted that I'm an old fart, I >might as well amuse you people further. Uh...I think I'll pass. >> >> There's nothing medically wrong with me that accounts for my low blood >> >> pressure, so my doc thinks it's a combination of sweating a lot when >> >> I'm really active, coupled with the fact that I'm always extremely >> >> calm and controlled. Pretty much I have zero anxiety and stress in my >> >> life. Even if something really bad happens, I always remain very cool >> >> headed and I don't ever panic. What's really fun about it is that >> >> it's pretty much impossible for anyone to sneak up on me and try to >> >> scare me. Like there's this one guy at work who likes sneaking up >> >> behind people and yelling, "YOU'RE FIRED!" So the one time he did it >> >> to me I didn't react at all at first and then just suddenly turned >> >> around and screamed, "YOU'RE FIRED!" which of course scared the shit >> >> out of him cause he wasn't expecting a reaction like that. >> >Enjoy the low blood pressure as long as you don't pass out from it. >> I'll be happy just so long as I don't start losing my hair...although >> if I do I'm not gonna do that comb over bullshit, I'm just gonna shave >> it and go for the Bruce Willis look. I tend to take after my grandpa >> though and he had all his hair even in his 80s...I guess I'll know for >> sure in about 20 years, cause his hair turned completely white in his >> late 40s. The man never had any gray at all. I think I'm headed that >> way (as is my brother), because even now the both of us are are >> starting to get stark white hairs growin out (Josh even has a little >> patch of white hair, which is why we like to call him Mr. Fantastic). >> Ironically both of us think it would be very cool to have completely >> white hair by our late 40s. >Supposedly, the rule of thumb (otherwise known as an "old wives tale") >is that you take after the gender opposite parent (who would have >taken after her father - assuming you're talking about your maternal >grandfather and not your paternal). Well that's good to know, if that turns out to be true I'll have a nice thick bush of white hair by the time I hit middle age...while my sister will wind up BALD! LOL >> >I am doing meditation therapy and relaxation tapes during the day. >> >> >You know that you are an alright dude even when you are pretending to be >> >evul? >> >> I think the trick is not taking me too seriously. I always tell >> people, "If *I* don't take myself seriously why are *YOU* taking me >> seriously?" >Even the worst prick is able to be friends with *someone* - why should >you be any different? ;-) What, I'm not different?! Just like all the other spoons in the drawer?! NO! IT'S NOT TRUE! IT'S A LIE! A FILTHY LIE!!! I am TOO a UNIQUE and BEAUTIFUL snowflake! ^_^ -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess." "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
On Wed, 7 Nov 2007 13:57:10 -0500, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote: >>>First a bit of humor...you called me cuppycake... ;o) >> Sparkles was going to be my second choice. ^_^ >I like that one also... There's this one real short girl I know that I always call "Little Bit", she seems to like it. I find most girls like it when you think of cutesy little "pet" names for them. Some of them take flirting a bit too far though, like when Amber wrote "I love Matthew" on the cutting board in permanent marker. *shakes head* >Do you use the kitty ears because you like kitties? I like kitties, but I always pictured that smiley as being really happy eyes. I suppose if you do it like this =^_^= it looks like a kitty. >>>Second...serious note...you do know as you get older that your body could >>>change in the snap of your fingers and all of that salt could kill you? >> Possibly, I generally tend to expect the unexpected, which is why I >> check every month or so, I also check my blood sugar too and have a >> cholosterol test done every year. At some point here soon I'd also >> like to have a full body MRI done. >I have had two of them, four cat scans and numerous x-rays since the first >of this year. I should be able to attract metals and glow in the dark. The >MRI's were a wee bit intimidating as I do not like enclosed places. They never work so good with me, they always wind up injecting me with all this crap which I guess makes the scans show up better but then the tests wind up taking like twice as long because they have to do them over. >> Speaking of which, if I ever become increadibly wealthy the one thing >> I vow to do is to buy up a whole shit load of MRI machines and then >> setup a program where every United States citizen would be entitled to >> a full body MRI scan every six months...doing so I believe would >> practically eliminate cancer death (amongst a whole shit load of other >> things). The thing that's wrong with our health care system is that >> they wait until things are utterly hopeless before acting, which 10 >> times out of 10 winds up costing them (or rather us, the tax payers) >> easily a 100 times as much money in the long run than if they had just >> dealt with the damn problem right from the start...and most often that >> involves making an accurate diagnosis and a full body MRI is our best >> medical tool for making that diagnosis. >A humanitarian at heart... ;o) Heh...not too much, I just like correcting deficiency. I'm of the opinion that if I had absolute power and control I could easily bring humanity into a Utopian age of bliss, contentment and incite a new Renaissance to boot...but then I often come across as an arrogant bastage, which generally makes people want to do the OPPOSITE of whatever I suggest, even if what I suggest is the very obvious right choice. Never underestimate the power of spite. I have reached a new point of not giving a shit though. Like when someone I know says something like they're thinking of buying a new computer I'm just like, "Okay...tell me how that works out for ya." Often times before I would suggest certain things and I guess I came across as being arrogant about it because then they're all, "Well what if I get a Mac instead." I've often found people will do outright stupid shit just to try and create melodrama...like I'm supposed to get all upset and in a huff cause some retard wants to go and buy a Mac instead of a PC. I usually try to ruin their fantasy though by scoffing at them and saying, "You're the one whose got to use it, get whatever you like." >You do know how much one of them little suckers cost..right? Quite a lot...and probably you don't get discounts for bulk orders either. >> I'll be happy just so long as I don't start losing my hair...although >> if I do I'm not gonna do that comb over bullshit, I'm just gonna shave >> it and go for the Bruce Willis look. I tend to take after my grandpa >> though and he had all his hair even in his 80s...I guess I'll know for >> sure in about 20 years, cause his hair turned completely white in his >> late 40s. The man never had any gray at all. I think I'm headed that >> way (as is my brother), because even now the both of us are are >> starting to get stark white hairs growin out (Josh even has a little >> patch of white hair, which is why we like to call him Mr. Fantastic). >> Ironically both of us think it would be very cool to have completely >> white hair by our late 40s. >I'm one of those girls that like a hairy chested guy...it is fun to snuggle >in it on a cold night. I don't have a whole lot of chest hair but what I do have is in the shape of a bird with its wings spread out (looks kinda like a phoenix). I don't really much like chest hair though...or back hair...or belly hair...or ass hair...etc. Pretty much under the arms, on the arms, on the crotch, on the legs and on yer head is the only kind of hair I like on me. And with girls...man oh man nothing and I mean NOTHING is as bad as a girl with pit hair. girl + hairy armpits = *shudder* >>>I am doing meditation therapy and relaxation tapes during the day. >>> >>>You know that you are an alright dude even when you are pretending to be >>>evul? >> I think the trick is not taking me too seriously. I always tell >> people, "If *I* don't take myself seriously why are *YOU* taking me >> seriously?" >Because you're fun to play with? Playing, huh? You wanna go ride the "Tower of Power"? LOL...ten points to who ever knows where that line is from (free cl00, it's a TV show and ran from 1998 to 2002). *Jeopardy music* -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess." "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
On Thu, 08 Nov 2007 13:22:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: >On Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:44:08 GMT, Crawdad@bayou.com (Yomamma bin >Crawdaddin) wrote: > >>On Tue, 06 Nov 2007 23:13:25 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter >><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: >> >>>I love these little bastards. It's a great way to keep my blood >>>pressure up when I'm doing a lot of intense moving around. >> >>Keep yer blood pressure up? >> >>Your hand must be getting tired from all that whacking off, eh >>Matthew? > >Well I've got all these naked pictures of yer mom, d00d, so really, it >shouldn't come as some big surprise. Oh hey, you wanna buy some? Buy em' back? Nahhh....... -- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yomamma bin Crawdaddin www.cotse.com Brotherhood (Vice Chairman) Anti Archangel #41 Vote Democratic and stay stuck on stupid Stalking Filth #69.5 >--| <(>>>>< >--| --
