my desk.

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by metro-golden-meower, Nov 9, 2008.

  1. is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.

    amazingly there where no books.

    now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.

    tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
     
  2. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    metro-golden-meower wrote:

    > is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    > shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    > own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >
    > amazingly there where no books.
    >
    > now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    > and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >
    > tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.


    Pathetic.
    --
    Tim Weaver

    "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
    difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
    boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

    - Gene Spafford, 1992
     
  3. ah

    ah Guest

    metro-golden-meower wrote:
    > is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    > shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    > own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >
    > amazingly there where no books.
    >
    > now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    > and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >
    > tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.


    http://www.deskography.org/
    --
    ah
     
  4. On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

    >metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >
    >> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    >> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >>
    >> amazingly there where no books.
    >>
    >> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    >> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >>
    >> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.

    >
    >Pathetic.


    i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into
    shape?
     
  5. On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 15:22:50 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:

    >metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    >> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >>
    >> amazingly there where no books.
    >>
    >> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    >> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >>
    >> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.

    >
    >http://www.deskography.org/


    my desk was so clutterd that the monitor had to sit on the filing
    cabinet at the end of it.
     
  6. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    metro-golden-meower wrote:

    > On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    > <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >
    >>metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>
    >>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    >>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>
    >>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>
    >>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    >>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >>>
    >>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.

    >>
    >>Pathetic.

    >
    > i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    > should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into
    > shape?


    Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?
    --
    Tim Weaver

    "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
    difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
    boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

    - Gene Spafford, 1992
     
  7. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

    > metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >
    >> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>
    >>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    >>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>
    >>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>
    >>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    >>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>
    >>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>
    >>> Pathetic.

    >>
    >> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    >> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into
    >> shape?

    >
    > Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?


    Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    Sir, your wife, under pretence of keeping a bawdy-house,
    is a receiver of stolen goods.

    < Johnson
     
  8. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
    "mimus" actually had to say:

    >On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >
    >> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    >>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    >>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>
    >>>> Pathetic.
    >>>
    >>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    >>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into
    >>> shape?

    >>
    >> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?

    >
    >Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?


    Whew, I'm glad you grabbed the wheel and took this conversation in a
    different direction. We were quickly veering down "Gay Boulevard"
    without a map.

    --
    [None]
     
  9. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    Wavy G wrote:

    > After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
    > "mimus" actually had to say:
    >
    >>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>
    >>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    >>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what

    else.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    >>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz

    machine.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>
    >>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    >>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into
    >>>> shape?
    >>>
    >>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?

    >>
    >>Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?

    >
    > Whew, I'm glad you grabbed the wheel and took this conversation in a
    > different direction. We were quickly veering down "Gay Boulevard"
    > without a map.


    Were you scared?
    --
    Tim Weaver

    "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
    difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
    boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

    - Gene Spafford, 1992
     
  10. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    mimus wrote:

    > On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >
    >> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    >>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    >>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>
    >>>> Pathetic.
    >>>
    >>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    >>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into
    >>> shape?

    >>
    >> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?

    >
    > Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?


    That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and not a
    thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For example, I
    could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not
    saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who",
    given that I'm a person and not a thing.

    So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us with
    more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?
    --
    Tim Weaver

    "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
    difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
    boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

    - Gene Spafford, 1992
     
  11. On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:38:26 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
    wrote:

    >After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
    >"mimus" actually had to say:
    >
    >>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>
    >>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    >>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    >>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>
    >>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    >>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into
    >>>> shape?
    >>>
    >>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?

    >>
    >>Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?

    >
    >Whew, I'm glad you grabbed the wheel and took this conversation in a
    >different direction. We were quickly veering down "Gay Boulevard"
    >without a map.


    i wish i could quit you.

    --
    dave hillstrom xrbj
     
  12. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:38:26 -0500, Wavy G wrote:

    > After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
    > "mimus" actually had to say:
    >
    >> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>
    >>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    >>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    >>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>
    >>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    >>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into
    >>>> shape?
    >>>
    >>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?

    >>
    >> Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?

    >
    > Whew, I'm glad you grabbed the wheel and took this conversation in a
    > different direction. We were quickly veering down "Gay Boulevard"
    > without a map.


    And people call _me_ a "homophobe".

    Well, when they're not accusing me of being a child-molester.

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    * grow the fuck up, idiot

    * You ignorant baboon.

    * You are even worse that some of the kooks.

    * You are worse than the neocons, a strain of disease the
    world knows little of as yet.

    * Back to the gas chamber, I think Hitler missed you.

    * THE INDIVIDUAL POSTING UNDER THE IDENTITY OF "MIMUS"
    IS A CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTER AND REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER.

    < Fan mail from some flounders
     
  13. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

    > mimus wrote:
    >
    >> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>
    >>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    >>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    >>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>
    >>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    >>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into
    >>>> shape?
    >>>
    >>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?

    >>
    >> Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?

    >
    > That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and not a
    > thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For example, I
    > could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not
    > saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who",
    > given that I'm a person and not a thing.


    Ignorabimus.

    > So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us with
    > more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?


    Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle by a
    blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized pipe . . . .

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    You want a job and a lizard to ride?

    < _The Einstein Intersection_
     
  14. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    mimus wrote:

    > On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >
    >> mimus wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized
    >>>>>>> i own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what
    >>>>>>> else.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking
    >>>>>>> crazy and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my
    >>>>>>> tenz machine.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    >>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into
    >>>>> shape?
    >>>>
    >>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?
    >>>
    >>> Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?

    >>
    >> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and
    >> not a thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For
    >> example, I could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox."
    >> But, I'm not saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use of
    >> the pronoun "who", given that I'm a person and not a thing.

    >
    > Ignorabimus.
    >
    >> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us
    >> with more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?

    >
    > Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle by
    > a blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized pipe
    > . . . .


    Hmm... I must confess to some mailbox destruction; but that was in my
    middle teen years. As I'm now 46 years of age, I believe that takes me off
    the suspect list. I'm curious for more details, though. When did this
    offence happen? Did you take pictures? Did you file a police report. Even
    if you bought it, it's government property, you know.
    --
    Tim Weaver

    "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
    difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
    boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

    - Gene Spafford, 1992
     
  15. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:22:42 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

    > mimus wrote:
    >
    >> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>
    >>> mimus wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >>>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized
    >>>>>>>> i own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what
    >>>>>>>> else.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking
    >>>>>>>> crazy and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my
    >>>>>>>> tenz machine.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    >>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into
    >>>>>> shape?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?
    >>>>
    >>>> Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?
    >>>
    >>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and
    >>> not a thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For
    >>> example, I could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox."
    >>> But, I'm not saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use of
    >>> the pronoun "who", given that I'm a person and not a thing.

    >>
    >> Ignorabimus.
    >>
    >>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us
    >>> with more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?

    >>
    >> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle by
    >> a blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized pipe
    >> . . . .

    >
    > Hmm... I must confess to some mailbox destruction; but that was in my
    > middle teen years. As I'm now 46 years of age, I believe that takes me off
    > the suspect list. I'm curious for more details, though. When did this
    > offence happen? Did you take pictures? Did you file a police report. Even
    > if you bought it, it's government property, you know.


    Nah, I just shook my head, mumbled for about a week and kept sticking it
    back on the post when it fell back off, and finally today replaced it.

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    You don't know what I see back in this Country. Bribes,
    Impersonations, Land Fraud, Scalp-stealing, Ginseng Diversion.
    Each Day brings Spectacle ever more disheartening.

    < _Mason & Dixon_
     
  16. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    mimus wrote:

    > On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:22:42 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >
    >> mimus wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> mimus wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had
    >>>>>>>>> to shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i
    >>>>>>>>> realized i own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd
    >>>>>>>>> knows what else.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking
    >>>>>>>>> crazy and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my
    >>>>>>>>> tenz machine.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    >>>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back
    >>>>>>> into shape?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?
    >>>>
    >>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and
    >>>> not a thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For
    >>>> example, I could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox."
    >>>> But, I'm not saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use
    >>>> of the pronoun "who", given that I'm a person and not a thing.
    >>>
    >>> Ignorabimus.
    >>>
    >>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us
    >>>> with more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?
    >>>
    >>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle
    >>> by a blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized
    >>> pipe . . . .

    >>
    >> Hmm... I must confess to some mailbox destruction; but that was in my
    >> middle teen years. As I'm now 46 years of age, I believe that takes me
    >> off the suspect list. I'm curious for more details, though. When did
    >> this offence happen? Did you take pictures? Did you file a police
    >> report. Even if you bought it, it's government property, you know.

    >
    > Nah, I just shook my head, mumbled for about a week and kept sticking it
    > back on the post when it fell back off, and finally today replaced it.


    Reckon it'll stay there? Undestroyed?
    --
    Tim Weaver

    "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
    difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
    boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

    - Gene Spafford, 1992
     
  17. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
    "david hillstrom" actually had to say:

    >On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:38:26 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
    >>"mimus" actually had to say:
    >>
    >>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    >>>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    >>>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    >>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into
    >>>>> shape?
    >>>>
    >>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?
    >>>
    >>>Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?

    >>
    >>Whew, I'm glad you grabbed the wheel and took this conversation in a
    >>different direction. We were quickly veering down "Gay Boulevard"
    >>without a map.

    >
    >i wish i could quit you.


    Me too. <smells Hillstrom's denim jacket>

    --
    [None]
     
  18. On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

    >metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >
    >> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>
    >>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    >>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>
    >>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>
    >>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    >>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>
    >>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>
    >>>Pathetic.

    >>
    >> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    >> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into
    >> shape?

    >
    >Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?


    pussy american. you guys always do things half cocked. its with a
    baseball bat and a led pipe.
     
  19. On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:38:26 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
    wrote:

    >After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
    >"mimus" actually had to say:
    >
    >>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>
    >>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    >>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    >>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>
    >>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    >>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into
    >>>> shape?
    >>>
    >>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?

    >>
    >>Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?

    >
    >Whew, I'm glad you grabbed the wheel and took this conversation in a
    >different direction. We were quickly veering down "Gay Boulevard"
    >without a map.


    you never know. he may still reverse back into it!
     
  20. On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:22:54 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >
    >> mimus wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver
    >>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to
    >>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i
    >>>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like fucking crazy
    >>>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Pathetic.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i
    >>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into
    >>>>> shape?
    >>>>
    >>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?
    >>>
    >>> Are you the fuckhead that destroyed my mail-box?

    >>
    >> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and not a
    >> thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For example, I
    >> could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not
    >> saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who",
    >> given that I'm a person and not a thing.

    >
    >Ignorabimus.
    >
    >> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us with
    >> more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?

    >
    >Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle by a
    >blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized pipe . . . .


    just as i susspected it would, this has now turned into CSI mimus.
     

Share This Page