Oh crap. Crap! CRAP!!

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by pscissons@sbcglobal.net, Dec 14, 2007.

  1. I have shingles. They hurt and itch and I have to take tons of meds.

    Merry Damn Christmas to me!

    *grump*

    Smee
     
  2. headkase

    headkase Guest

    On Dec 14, 5:11 pm, <psciss...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
    > I have shingles. They hurt and itch and I have to take tons of meds.
    >
    > Merry Damn Christmas to me!
    >
    > *grump*
    >
    > Smee


    oooooO

    Merry damn Christmas to ya
     
  3. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 23:11:26 -0800, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
    bloviated:

    >I have shingles. They hurt and itch and I have to take tons of meds.
    >
    >Merry Damn Christmas to me!
    >
    >*grump*
    >
    >Smee
    >


    We went with tiles for our roof.
     
  4. trippy

    trippy Guest

    In article <6_p8j.4069$Vq.3982@nlpi061.nbdc.sbc.com>,
    pscissons@sbcglobal.net took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill,
    and I said "Oh Wow"...

    > I have shingles. They hurt and itch and I have to take tons of meds.
    >
    > Merry Damn Christmas to me!
    >
    > *grump*
    >
    > Smee
    >


    Ouch. Hope you feel better soon.

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  5. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 23:11:26 -0800, pscissons wrote:

    > I have shingles. They hurt and itch and I have to take tons of meds.
    >
    > Merry Damn Christmas to me!
    >
    > *grump*
    >
    > Smee


    Shingle-shangle-shingle, you can hear the shing-a-ling . . . .

    Heigh-ho, the calamine
    Doesn't work for me.
    Somebody's gonna pay,
    Just you wait and see . . . .

    < bizarre note found after the Ventura Christmas Shootings

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  6. On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 23:11:26 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

    >I have shingles. They hurt and itch and I have to take tons of meds.
    >
    >Merry Damn Christmas to me!
    >
    >*grump*
    >
    >Smee


    ouch.

    <pat>

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  7. Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
    pscissons@sbcglobal.net stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
    usenet:

    : I have shingles. They hurt and itch and I have to take tons of meds.
    :
    : Merry Damn Christmas to me!
    :
    : *grump*

    <sends healing vibes>
    :
    : Smee

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    moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,
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  8. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:

    >On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 23:11:26 -0800, in
    >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
    >bloviated:
    >
    >>I have shingles. They hurt and itch and I have to take tons of meds.
    >>
    >>Merry Damn Christmas to me!
    >>
    >>*grump*
    >>
    >>Smee
    >>

    >
    >We went with tiles for our roof.


    That's awful slippery if you ever have to hang Christmas lights (trust
    me).

    --
    "Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights."
    --Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.


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  9. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Mon, 17 Dec 2007 13:20:56 -0500, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Wavy G
    <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> bloviated:

    >Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >
    >>On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 23:11:26 -0800, in
    >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
    >>bloviated:
    >>
    >>>I have shingles. They hurt and itch and I have to take tons of meds.
    >>>
    >>>Merry Damn Christmas to me!
    >>>
    >>>*grump*
    >>>
    >>>Smee
    >>>

    >>
    >>We went with tiles for our roof.

    >
    >That's awful slippery if you ever have to hang Christmas lights (trust
    >me).


    Why would I be on the tiles? Wouldn't I just rent a motorized scaffold
    like I do every year?
     
  10. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:

    >On Mon, 17 Dec 2007 13:20:56 -0500, in
    >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Wavy G
    ><godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> bloviated:
    >
    >>Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >>
    >>>On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 23:11:26 -0800, in
    >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
    >>>bloviated:
    >>>
    >>>>I have shingles. They hurt and itch and I have to take tons of meds.
    >>>>
    >>>>Merry Damn Christmas to me!
    >>>>
    >>>>*grump*
    >>>>
    >>>>Smee
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>>We went with tiles for our roof.

    >>
    >>That's awful slippery if you ever have to hang Christmas lights (trust
    >>me).

    >
    >Why would I be on the tiles? Wouldn't I just rent a motorized scaffold
    >like I do every year?


    Yeah--if you're rich or dumn.

    --
    "Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights."
    --Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.


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  11. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Tue, 18 Dec 2007 03:51:33 -0500, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Wavy G
    <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> bloviated:

    >Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >
    >>On Mon, 17 Dec 2007 13:20:56 -0500, in
    >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Wavy G
    >><godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> bloviated:
    >>
    >>>Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >>>
    >>>>On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 23:11:26 -0800, in
    >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
    >>>>bloviated:
    >>>>
    >>>>>I have shingles. They hurt and itch and I have to take tons of meds.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Merry Damn Christmas to me!
    >>>>>
    >>>>>*grump*
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Smee
    >>>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>We went with tiles for our roof.
    >>>
    >>>That's awful slippery if you ever have to hang Christmas lights (trust
    >>>me).

    >>
    >>Why would I be on the tiles? Wouldn't I just rent a motorized scaffold
    >>like I do every year?

    >
    >Yeah--if you're rich or dumn.


    "Yer dumn fer not climbing around on a wet roof & ladder"
     
  12. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
    news:6_p8j.4069$Vq.3982@nlpi061.nbdc.sbc.com...
    >I have shingles. They hurt and itch and I have to take tons of meds.
    >
    > Merry Damn Christmas to me!
    >
    > *grump*
    >
    > Smee
    >
    >


    Poor Smee...

    (((((((((((((((((((((((((Smee)))))))))))))))))))))))

    Did they put you on valtrex?

    Have you been having any adverse effects to whatever they put you on?

    Get well soon girlfriend..I miss you.
     
  13. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
    news:1g2fm3thiclqlb9abd0qfd3ehcs574s4sl@4ax.com...
    > Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >
    >>On Mon, 17 Dec 2007 13:20:56 -0500, in
    >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Wavy G
    >><godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> bloviated:
    >>
    >>>Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >>>
    >>>>On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 23:11:26 -0800, in
    >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
    >>>>bloviated:
    >>>>
    >>>>>I have shingles. They hurt and itch and I have to take tons of meds.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Merry Damn Christmas to me!
    >>>>>
    >>>>>*grump*
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Smee
    >>>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>We went with tiles for our roof.
    >>>
    >>>That's awful slippery if you ever have to hang Christmas lights (trust
    >>>me).

    >>
    >>Why would I be on the tiles? Wouldn't I just rent a motorized scaffold
    >>like I do every year?

    >
    > Yeah--if you're rich or dumn.
    >
    > --
    > "Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the
    > lights."
    > --Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.


    <snicker>

    I love your sig line Wavy G...thanks for the laugh.. ;o)

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  14. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:

    >
    >"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >news:1g2fm3thiclqlb9abd0qfd3ehcs574s4sl@4ax.com...
    >> Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >>
    >>>On Mon, 17 Dec 2007 13:20:56 -0500, in
    >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Wavy G
    >>><godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> bloviated:
    >>>
    >>>>Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 23:11:26 -0800, in
    >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
    >>>>>bloviated:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>I have shingles. They hurt and itch and I have to take tons of meds.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Merry Damn Christmas to me!
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>*grump*
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Smee
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>We went with tiles for our roof.
    >>>>
    >>>>That's awful slippery if you ever have to hang Christmas lights (trust
    >>>>me).
    >>>
    >>>Why would I be on the tiles? Wouldn't I just rent a motorized scaffold
    >>>like I do every year?

    >>
    >> Yeah--if you're rich or dumn.
    >>
    >> --
    >> "Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the
    >> lights."
    >> --Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.

    >
    ><snicker>
    >
    >I love your sig line Wavy G...thanks for the laugh.. ;o)


    Thank Mimus for the laugh. He wrote it.

    --
    "Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights."
    --Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.


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  15. Feckless Wench

    Feckless Wench Big Time BS'er

    Ouch, that stinks. Feel better soon.
     
  16. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:01:14 -0500, Wavy G wrote:

    > Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >
    >>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>news:1g2fm3thiclqlb9abd0qfd3ehcs574s4sl@4ax.com...
    >>
    >>> Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >>>
    >>>>On Mon, 17 Dec 2007 13:20:56 -0500, in
    >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Wavy G
    >>>><godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> bloviated:
    >>>>
    >>>>>Don't fight it, Aratzio...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 23:11:26 -0800, in
    >>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
    >>>>>>bloviated:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>I have shingles. They hurt and itch and I have to take tons of meds.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Merry Damn Christmas to me!
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>*grump*
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Smee
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>We went with tiles for our roof.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>That's awful slippery if you ever have to hang Christmas lights (trust
    >>>>>me).
    >>>>
    >>>>Why would I be on the tiles? Wouldn't I just rent a motorized scaffold
    >>>>like I do every year?
    >>>
    >>> Yeah--if you're rich or dumn.
    >>>
    >>> --
    >>> "Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the
    >>> lights."
    >>> --Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.

    >>
    >><snicker>
    >>
    >>I love your sig line Wavy G...thanks for the laugh.. ;o)

    >
    > Thank Mimus for the laugh. He wrote it.


    You owe me another mill.

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