Oooh, another invitation from alt.friends

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by #9, Nov 20, 2007.

  1. #9

    #9 Guest

    On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:39:08 -0600, Kent Wills <compuelf@gmail.com>
    wrote:

    >>Looks like someone (Bigspazza) wants alt.friends fucking over by the
    >>trolls!

    >
    >It's been tried. It's failed.
    >If you want to share in the cyber-spanking, go for it. I
    >double dog dare ya.


    If you say "please" and "thank you", you just may get your wish, Mr
    Netcop.

    --
    #9
     
  2. Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called #9
    stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

    : On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:39:08 -0600, Kent Wills <compuelf@gmail.com>
    : wrote:
    :
    : : : Looks like someone (Bigspazza) wants alt.friends fucking over by
    : : : the trolls!
    : :
    : : It's been tried. It's failed.
    : : If you want to share in the cyber-spanking, go for it. I
    : : double dog dare ya.
    :
    : If you say "please" and "thank you", you just may get your wish, Mr
    : Netcop.

    and there was me thinking alt.friends learned not to netKKKop last time I
    visited them, hmm?...
    OTOH #9 might just be a whiner who wants trolls to do his dirty work.
    we shall see.
    SUBSCRIBE.

    --
    Steve Leyland
    mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
    Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
    Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

    =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

    May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children
    chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself
    can't find you with a telescope. - Irish Curse
    ======================================================================
    "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
    to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
    convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
    gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty
    he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about
    and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then
    moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,
    defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark
    his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous
    nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."

    HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile posting naked pictures of young boys,
    alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
    ======================================================================
    "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
    Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
    his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
    *plonk*"

    bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
    ======================================================================
    "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
    post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
    Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
    dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
    obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
    flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
    physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
    masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
    POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

    Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
    ======================================================================
    "I went to the Garden of Love,
    And saw what I never had seen;
    A Chapel was built in the midst,
    Where I used to play on the green.

    And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    So I turned to the Garden of Love
    That so many sweet flowers bore.

    And I saw it was filled with graves,
    And tombstones where flowers should be;
    And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    And binding with briars my joys and desires."

    William Blake.
    ======================================================================
    "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
    right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
    seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
    regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
    article 19.
    ======================================================================
    "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
    people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
    deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
    Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."


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    meow
     
  3. Kent Wills

    Kent Wills Guest

    As was fortold by the sage, on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 01:56:50 +0000, #9
    <#9@#9.#9> wrote:

    >On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:39:08 -0600, Kent Wills <compuelf@gmail.com>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>>Looks like someone (Bigspazza) wants alt.friends fucking over by the
    >>>trolls!

    >>
    >>It's been tried. It's failed.
    >>If you want to share in the cyber-spanking, go for it. I
    >>double dog dare ya.

    >
    >If you say "please" and "thank you", you just may get your wish, Mr
    >Netcop.


    You'll fail, as you have in everything else you've tried in
    life.


    --
    Kent
    "Hail imp," shouted Vlad, the Imp Hailer.
     
  4. Kent Wills

    Kent Wills Guest

    As was fortold by the sage, on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 05:01:19 -0000, "Steve
    Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:

    >Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called #9
    >stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >
    >: On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:39:08 -0600, Kent Wills <compuelf@gmail.com>
    >: wrote:
    >:
    >: : : Looks like someone (Bigspazza) wants alt.friends fucking over by
    >: : : the trolls!
    >: :
    >: : It's been tried. It's failed.
    >: : If you want to share in the cyber-spanking, go for it. I
    >: : double dog dare ya.
    >:
    >: If you say "please" and "thank you", you just may get your wish, Mr
    >: Netcop.
    >
    >and there was me thinking alt.friends learned not to netKKKop last time I
    >visited them, hmm?...


    Who, exactly, has been netkopping?

    >OTOH #9 might just be a whiner who wants trolls to do his dirty work.
    >we shall see.
    >SUBSCRIBE.


    If you wish to post, we do request you post a henway, butfore
    and or piecost (your choice). It's not required, of course. Just a
    courtesy.


    --
    Kent
    The Roger holds the truth.
    The Roger is all.
    The Roger Be With You.
     
  5. Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Kent
    Wills stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

    : As was fortold by the sage, on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 05:01:19 -0000, "Steve
    : Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
    :
    : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called #9
    : : stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    : :
    : : : On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:39:08 -0600, Kent Wills
    : : : <compuelf@gmail.com> wrote:
    : : :
    : : : : : Looks like someone (Bigspazza) wants alt.friends fucking over
    : : : : : by the trolls!
    : : : :
    : : : : It's been tried. It's failed.
    : : : : If you want to share in the cyber-spanking, go for it. I
    : : : : double dog dare ya.
    : : :
    : : : If you say "please" and "thank you", you just may get your wish,
    : : : Mr Netcop.
    : :
    : : and there was me thinking alt.friends learned not to netKKKop last
    : : time I visited them, hmm?...
    :
    : Who, exactly, has been netkopping?

    indeedly that's my question too; was it you, Kent?
    :
    : : OTOH #9 might just be a whiner who wants trolls to do his dirty
    : : work.
    : : we shall see.
    : : SUBSCRIBE.
    :
    : If you wish to post, we do request you post a henway, butfore
    : and or piecost (your choice). It's not required, of course. Just a
    : courtesy.

    courtesy isn't usually my thang. see where it says Most Hated Usenetizen Of
    All Time#1 ?


    --
    Steve Leyland
    mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
    Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
    Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

    =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

    Honk if you've slept with Riker.
    ======================================================================
    "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
    to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
    convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
    gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty
    kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he
    wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and
    defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt
    spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then
    returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more
    than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."

    HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile posting naked pictures of young boys,
    alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
    ======================================================================
    "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
    Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
    his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
    *plonk*"

    bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
    ======================================================================
    "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
    post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
    Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
    dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
    obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
    flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
    physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
    masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
    POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

    Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
    ======================================================================
    "I went to the Garden of Love,
    And saw what I never had seen;
    A Chapel was built in the midst,
    Where I used to play on the green.

    And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    So I turned to the Garden of Love
    That so many sweet flowers bore.

    And I saw it was filled with graves,
    And tombstones where flowers should be;
    And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    And binding with briars my joys and desires."

    William Blake.
    ======================================================================
    "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
    right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
    seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
    regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
    article 19.
    ======================================================================
    "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
    people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
    deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
    Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."


    |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
    /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
    |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
    '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
    _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
    (,_..----''' (,..--''


    meow
     
  6. #9 wrote:

    > On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:39:08 -0600, Kent Wills <compuelf@gmail.com>
    > wrote:
    >
    >
    >>>Looks like someone (Bigspazza) wants alt.friends fucking over by the
    >>>trolls!

    >>
    >>It's been tried. It's failed.
    >>If you want to share in the cyber-spanking, go for it. I
    >>double dog dare ya.

    >
    >
    > If you say "please" and "thank you", you just may get your wish, Mr
    > Netcop.
    >


    A Modest Thanksgiving Proposal

    I see a carriage and I want it painted black;
    No babies any more, I want them to turn black.
    I see the girls stroll by, pushing their summer prams;
    I have to hunt them down until the darkness slams.

    I see a line of bars and they're all sooted black,
    With sparks above the grillwork where the baby starts to crack;
    I see people turn their spits and reach for butter spray
    To brown the new born baby, it just happens every day.

    No more will my green dress go turn a scarlet hue;
    I did not foresee this black thing happening to you.
    But if I look hard enough into the turning grill
    I can see the juices char before the bubbles spill.

    I look inside my fridge and see your heart is black;
    It used to be so red, what coals have painted black.
    Maybe I'll just fade away, not have to face the fact
    It's not easy fattening up when the whole baby's black.

    --
    -------(m+
    ~/:eek:)_|
    Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
    http://scrawlmark.org
     
  7. TNKev

    TNKev Guest

    Steve Leyland wrote:
    > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called #9
    > stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >
    > : On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:39:08 -0600, Kent Wills <compuelf@gmail.com>
    > : wrote:
    > :
    > : : : Looks like someone (Bigspazza) wants alt.friends fucking over by
    > : : : the trolls!
    > : :
    > : : It's been tried. It's failed.
    > : : If you want to share in the cyber-spanking, go for it. I
    > : : double dog dare ya.
    > :
    > : If you say "please" and "thank you", you just may get your wish, Mr
    > : Netcop.
    >
    > and there was me thinking alt.friends learned not to netKKKop last time I
    > visited them, hmm?...
    > OTOH #9 might just be a whiner who wants trolls to do his dirty work.
    > we shall see.
    > SUBSCRIBE.
    >


    #9 is James, a scared little kid that can't handle his own flaming.

    --



    TNKev Supreme Pontiff of "the Kult of Kent Wills"

    Founder of the "I am not Kent and I am not Roger either Foundation"

    Arch Bishop of the "Cult of The One True Roger"
     
  8. Kent Wills

    Kent Wills Guest

    I have it on good authority that on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 07:20:15 -0000,
    "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:

    >Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Kent
    >Wills stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >
    >: As was fortold by the sage, on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 05:01:19 -0000, "Steve
    >: Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
    >:
    >: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called #9
    >: : stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >: :
    >: : : On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:39:08 -0600, Kent Wills
    >: : : <compuelf@gmail.com> wrote:
    >: : :
    >: : : : : Looks like someone (Bigspazza) wants alt.friends fucking over
    >: : : : : by the trolls!
    >: : : :
    >: : : : It's been tried. It's failed.
    >: : : : If you want to share in the cyber-spanking, go for it. I
    >: : : : double dog dare ya.
    >: : :
    >: : : If you say "please" and "thank you", you just may get your wish,
    >: : : Mr Netcop.
    >: :
    >: : and there was me thinking alt.friends learned not to netKKKop last
    >: : time I visited them, hmm?...
    >:
    >: Who, exactly, has been netkopping?
    >
    >indeedly that's my question too; was it you, Kent?


    I've not done so. I've never seen a need.
    To the best of my knowledge, no one has done any netkopping
    here.

    >:
    >: : OTOH #9 might just be a whiner who wants trolls to do his dirty
    >: : work.
    >: : we shall see.
    >: : SUBSCRIBE.
    >:
    >: If you wish to post, we do request you post a henway, butfore
    >: and or piecost (your choice). It's not required, of course. Just a
    >: courtesy.
    >
    >courtesy isn't usually my thang. see where it says Most Hated Usenetizen Of
    >All Time#1 ?


    Anyone who uses Databaix can't be all that bad.


    --
    Kent
    Aibohphobia: The fear of palindromes
     
  9. Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called TNKev
    stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

    : Steve Leyland wrote:
    : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called #9
    : : stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    : :
    : : : On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:39:08 -0600, Kent Wills
    : : : <compuelf@gmail.com> wrote:
    : : :
    : : : : : Looks like someone (Bigspazza) wants alt.friends fucking over
    : : : : : by the trolls!
    : : : :
    : : : : It's been tried. It's failed.
    : : : : If you want to share in the cyber-spanking, go for it. I
    : : : : double dog dare ya.
    : : :
    : : : If you say "please" and "thank you", you just may get your wish,
    : : : Mr Netcop.
    : :
    : : and there was me thinking alt.friends learned not to netKKKop last
    : : time I visited them, hmm?...
    : : OTOH #9 might just be a whiner who wants trolls to do his dirty
    : : work.
    : : we shall see.
    : : SUBSCRIBE.
    : :
    :
    : #9 is James, a scared little kid that can't handle his own flaming.

    I guessed as much.

    --
    Steve Leyland
    mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
    Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
    Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

    =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

    Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
    ======================================================================
    "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
    to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
    convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
    gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty
    kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he
    wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and
    defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt
    spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then
    returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more
    than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."

    HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile posting naked pictures of young boys,
    alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
    ======================================================================
    "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
    Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
    his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
    *plonk*"

    bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
    ======================================================================
    "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
    post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
    Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
    dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
    obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
    flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
    physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
    masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
    POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

    Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
    ======================================================================
    "I went to the Garden of Love,
    And saw what I never had seen;
    A Chapel was built in the midst,
    Where I used to play on the green.

    And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    So I turned to the Garden of Love
    That so many sweet flowers bore.

    And I saw it was filled with graves,
    And tombstones where flowers should be;
    And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    And binding with briars my joys and desires."

    William Blake.
    ======================================================================
    "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
    right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
    seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
    regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
    article 19.
    ======================================================================
    "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
    people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
    deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
    Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."


    |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
    /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
    |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
    '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
    _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
    (,_..----''' (,..--''


    meow
     

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