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Re: So, why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

Jonathan Herr wrote:
>'Menjy' wrote:
>> Uncle Monster wrote:
>>> ???hw??f wrote:
>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>
>> [...]
>>
>>>> I'm sure that only pussies use kilfiles, you know.
>>>>
>>> Meow! Meow! Killfiles rule. You use a screen door to keep out
>>> bugs don't you? You use the channel selector on your TV and
>>> radio don't you?
>>
>> Do you know why Snuhtards use the term "spnak"?
>
>Why *do* you use that word?

More from the alt.flame FAQ. I must give you a message-ID. Oh, wait...

/*

3. What does "spank" mean?

It means "to forcibly eject, usually from alt.flame". Sometimes a
person loses net.access due to repeated and pronounced improper
conduct (cf. Wilf LeBlanc, the infamous Abernathy). Sometimes a person
is so badly humiliated that he has no choice but to turn and run,
gathering the scraps of his dignity as he flees, not to return, if
ever, for weeks... sometimes months. This event is widely considered a
defeat, and is usually followed by screams of "SPANK!", semantic
equivalents of same, and much derisive laughter.

*/

Well, that's what "spank" means. Ludbunski's spanked, as you've probably
noticed. It doesn't explain why Snuhtards use the term "spnak", but you don't
care, do you, my poor little lamb?

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"HAIL Pr0n, For It Never Has A Headache"
-Aaron M. Henne

"At Bungmunch U, sexual harassment isn't prosecuted. It's graded."
-Raoul Xemblinosky

 

Re: So, why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

Jonathan Herr wrote:
>'Menjy' wrote:
>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>
>> [...]
>>
>>>>> How are you SO SURE it wasn't?
>>>>
>>>> *Tap* *tap*. My answer's over there -->
>>>> <0trju3ls49lk942ls695hv951hb48s9e3g@4ax.com>
>>>
>>> Uhm... How do i use that address? It seems like a wierd nonsense
>>> address...
>>
>> It's too complicated for you, Jonathan. Never mind, you must have
>> read my post by now. So, why do *you* think Jamos Ludbunski writes "I
>> hace" all the time?
>
>You want my honest answer? It's either: A: to piss you off

Wrong answer. How could it be to piss *me* off when he's been posting it to
groups I don't subscribe to while I wasn't even on UseNet?

>or B: I don't
>give a damn why. YOU'RE the one who asked the question, and since I don't
>give a shit;

Wrong again. I asked the question to "you newbies" one week ago exactly, and
this is your eighth response. Bit late to say you don't care, my poor little
lamb.

>Who are you talking to again anyways?

Initially, newbies in general, as I stated in the post last Friday. Right now,
it's a bit more specific: Just one newbie. Oh, and a homo, too.
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TINKC Member No. 00001 -- AHWW Bellower N?55 -- mhm 20x8

"HAIL Pr0n, For It Never Has A Headache"
-Aaron M. Henne

"At Bungmunch U, sexual harassment isn't prosecuted. It's graded."
-Raoul Xemblinosky

 

Re: So, why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:41:47 -0500
Uncle Monster <uncle-monster@blowme.net> wrote:

> ???hw??f wrote:
> > On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:06:11 +0100
> > 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> wrote:
> >
> >> Jonathan Herr wrote:
> >>> 'Menjy' wrote:
> >> [...]
> >>
> >>> How are you SO SURE it wasn't?
> >> *Tap* *tap*. My answer's over there -->
> >> <0trju3ls49lk942ls695hv951hb48s9e3g@4ax.com>
> >>
> >> I'm not just writing this stuff for the good of my health, you know.
> >>
> > I'm sure that only pussies use kilfiles, you know.
> >
> > --
> Meow! Meow! Killfiles rule. You use a screen door to keep out
> bugs don't you? You use the channel selector on your TV and
> radio don't you?
>
> [8~{} Uncle Monster

Nice Dodge. Care to address the issue, much?
Kilfiles are for pussies since only a PUSSY would cry and run away.
Also kilfiles are for the un-disciplined. Why bother with all those mousemoves when you can just *decide* to not read somwon2 p0asts?
Case closed, bitch.

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Re: So, why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:08:53 +0100
'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> wrote:

> Uncle Monster wrote:
> >???hw??f wrote:
> >>'Menjy' wrote:
> >>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
> >>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>
> [...]
>
> >> I'm sure that only pussies use kilfiles, you know.
> >>
> >Meow! Meow! Killfiles rule. You use a screen door to keep out
> >bugs don't you? You use the channel selector on your TV and
> >radio don't you?
>
> Do you know why Snuhtards use the term "spnak"?
>
Why *are* you such a pussy?


--
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Re: So, why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:25:31 +0100
'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> wrote:

> Jonathan Herr wrote:
> >'Menjy' wrote:
> >> Uncle Monster wrote:
> >>> ???hw??f wrote:
> >>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
> >>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
> >>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
> >>
> >> [...]
> >>
> >>>> I'm sure that only pussies use kilfiles, you know.
> >>>>
> >>> Meow! Meow! Killfiles rule. You use a screen door to keep out
> >>> bugs don't you? You use the channel selector on your TV and
> >>> radio don't you?
> >>
> >> Do you know why Snuhtards use the term "spnak"?
> >
> >Why *do* you use that word?
>
> More from the alt.flame FAQ. I must give you a message-ID. Oh, wait...
>
> /*
>
> 3. What does "spank" mean?
>
> It means "to forcibly eject, usually from alt.flame". Sometimes a
> person loses net.access due to repeated and pronounced improper
> conduct (cf. Wilf LeBlanc, the infamous Abernathy). Sometimes a person
> is so badly humiliated that he has no choice but to turn and run,
> gathering the scraps of his dignity as he flees, not to return, if
> ever, for weeks... sometimes months. This event is widely considered a
> defeat, and is usually followed by screams of "SPANK!", semantic
> equivalents of same, and much derisive laughter.
>
> */
>
> Well, that's what "spank" means. Ludbunski's spanked, as you've probably
> noticed. It doesn't explain why Snuhtards use the term "spnak", but you don't
> care, do you, my poor little lamb?
>

Obviously. Its to piss you off you c0\/\/4rD1y c|_||\|7f14P.

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Re: So, why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

'Menjy' wrote:
> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>> Uncle Monster wrote:
>>>> ???hw??f wrote:
>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>
>>> [...]
>>>
>>>>> I'm sure that only pussies use kilfiles, you know.
>>>>>
>>>> Meow! Meow! Killfiles rule. You use a screen door to keep out
>>>> bugs don't you? You use the channel selector on your TV and
>>>> radio don't you?
>>>
>>> Do you know why Snuhtards use the term "spnak"?
>>
>> Why *do* you use that word?
>
> More from the alt.flame FAQ. I must give you a message-ID. Oh, wait...
>
> /*
>
> 3. What does "spank" mean?
>
> It means "to forcibly eject, usually from alt.flame". Sometimes a
> person loses net.access due to repeated and pronounced improper
> conduct

HEH.... That statement should stand for most of you guys in A.F. You seem
to have the intelligence, or lack thereof for it)

(cf. Wilf LeBlanc, the infamous Abernathy). Sometimes a person
> is so badly humiliated that he has no choice but to turn and run,
> gathering the scraps of his dignity as he flees, not to return, if
> ever, for weeks... sometimes months. This event is widely considered
> a defeat, and is usually followed by screams of "SPANK!", semantic
> equivalents of same, and much derisive laughter.

That last bit explains a lot. It shows me just how EASILY you guys start
laughing, and about the dumbest things too. (Case in point: The whole
'homo' debacle.)

>
> */
>
> Well, that's what "spank" means. Ludbunski's spanked, as you've
> probably noticed. It doesn't explain why Snuhtards use the term
> "spnak", but you don't care, do you, my poor little lamb?

You're right in half of that statement. I could care less what sort of fun
you guys have over there in alt.flame...

--
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This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

 

Re: So, why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

'Menjy' wrote:
> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>
>>> [...]
>>>
>>>>>> How are you SO SURE it wasn't?
>>>>>
>>>>> *Tap* *tap*. My answer's over there -->
>>>>> <0trju3ls49lk942ls695hv951hb48s9e3g@4ax.com>
>>>>
>>>> Uhm... How do i use that address? It seems like a wierd nonsense
>>>> address...
>>>
>>> It's too complicated for you, Jonathan. Never mind, you must have
>>> read my post by now. So, why do *you* think Jamos Ludbunski writes
>>> "I hace" all the time?
>>
>> You want my honest answer? It's either: A: to piss you off
>
> Wrong answer. How could it be to piss *me* off when he's been posting
> it to groups I don't subscribe to while I wasn't even on UseNet?

Okay... maybe he's been doing it to piss you (and other people like you)
off.

>> or B: I don't
>> give a damn why. YOU'RE the one who asked the question, and since I
>> don't give a shit;
>
> Wrong again. I asked the question to "you newbies" one week ago
> exactly, and this is your eighth response. Bit late to say you don't
> care, my poor little lamb.

So what is the answer you're trying to get from us then? You seem to know
the answer to the question, yet you're asking us.
>
>> Who are you talking to again anyways?
>
> Initially, newbies in general, as I stated in the post last Friday.
> Right now, it's a bit more specific: Just one newbie. Oh, and a homo,
> too.

I still don't get why you guys are going off on that 'homo' rampage as of
late. I'm sure half of it is because i'm responding to it, but that can't
be the whole story... I wonder what the other half of the reason...

--
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This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

 

Re: So, why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

'Menjy' wrote:
> Uncle Monster wrote:
>> ???hw??f wrote:
>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>
> [...]
>
>>> I'm sure that only pussies use kilfiles, you know.
>>>
>> Meow! Meow! Killfiles rule. You use a screen door to keep out
>> bugs don't you? You use the channel selector on your TV and
>> radio don't you?
>
> Do you know why Snuhtards use the term "spnak"?
>
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> @!@@!@! @!@ !@! @!@ !@! @!@!@!@ @!@!@!@! @!@!@!@! @!@
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>
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> Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- "ludus non nisi sanguineus"
> TINKC Member No. 00001 -- AHWW Bellower N?55 -- mhm 20x8
>
> "HAIL Pr0n, For It Never Has A Headache"
> -Aaron M. Henne
>
> "At Bungmunch U, sexual harassment isn't prosecuted. It's graded."
> -Raoul Xemblinosky

I assumed it had to do with their main activity which
is spanking the monkey.

[8~{} Uncle Monster

 

Re: So, why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

???hw??f wrote:
> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:41:47 -0500
> Uncle Monster <uncle-monster@blowme.net> wrote:
>
>> ???hw??f wrote:
>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:06:11 +0100
>>> 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>> [...]
>>>>
>>>>> How are you SO SURE it wasn't?
>>>> *Tap* *tap*. My answer's over there -->
>>>> <0trju3ls49lk942ls695hv951hb48s9e3g@4ax.com>
>>>>
>>>> I'm not just writing this stuff for the good of my health, you know.
>>>>
>>> I'm sure that only pussies use kilfiles, you know.
>>>
>>> --
>> Meow! Meow! Killfiles rule. You use a screen door to keep out
>> bugs don't you? You use the channel selector on your TV and
>> radio don't you?
>>
>> [8~{} Uncle Monster
>
> Nice Dodge. Care to address the issue, much?
> Kilfiles are for pussies since only a PUSSY would cry and run away.
> Also kilfiles are for the un-disciplined. Why bother with all those mousemoves when you can just *decide* to not read somwon2 p0asts?
> Case closed, bitch.
>
Heh. Sometimes, the crap posters make a mess of things, kill files clean
up that mess. I use them usually only under extreme circumstances like
hipcrime floods and such.

 

Re: So, why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

On Sat, 29 Mar 2008 04:20:25 GMT
Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:

> ???hw??f wrote:
> > On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:41:47 -0500
> > Uncle Monster <uncle-monster@blowme.net> wrote:
> >
> >> ???hw??f wrote:
> >>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:06:11 +0100
> >>> 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
> >>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
> >>>> [...]
> >>>>
> >>>>> How are you SO SURE it wasn't?
> >>>> *Tap* *tap*. My answer's over there -->
> >>>> <0trju3ls49lk942ls695hv951hb48s9e3g@4ax.com>
> >>>>
> >>>> I'm not just writing this stuff for the good of my health, you know.
> >>>>
> >>> I'm sure that only pussies use kilfiles, you know.
> >>>
> >>> --
> >> Meow! Meow! Killfiles rule. You use a screen door to keep out
> >> bugs don't you? You use the channel selector on your TV and
> >> radio don't you?
> >>
> >> [8~{} Uncle Monster
> >
> > Nice Dodge. Care to address the issue, much?
> > Kilfiles are for pussies since only a PUSSY would cry and run away.
> > Also kilfiles are for the un-disciplined. Why bother with all those mousemoves when you can just *decide* to not read somwon2 p0asts?
> > Case closed, bitch.
> >
> Heh. Sometimes, the crap posters make a mess of things, kill files clean
> up that mess. I use them usually only under extreme circumstances like
> hipcrime floods and such.

Legitimate uses of filters aside...when somwon says PLONK to end a dust up M8, its because thay lack the bollix.

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Re: So, why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

On Sat, 29 Mar 2008 04:20:25 GMT
Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:

> ???hw??f wrote:
> > On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:41:47 -0500
> > Uncle Monster <uncle-monster@blowme.net> wrote:
> >
> >> ???hw??f wrote:
> >>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:06:11 +0100
> >>> 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
> >>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
> >>>> [...]
> >>>>
> >>>>> How are you SO SURE it wasn't?
> >>>> *Tap* *tap*. My answer's over there -->
> >>>> <0trju3ls49lk942ls695hv951hb48s9e3g@4ax.com>
> >>>>
> >>>> I'm not just writing this stuff for the good of my health, you know.
> >>>>
> >>> I'm sure that only pussies use kilfiles, you know.
> >>>
> >>> --
> >> Meow! Meow! Killfiles rule. You use a screen door to keep out
> >> bugs don't you? You use the channel selector on your TV and
> >> radio don't you?
> >>
> >> [8~{} Uncle Monster
> >
> > Nice Dodge. Care to address the issue, much?
> > Kilfiles are for pussies since only a PUSSY would cry and run away.
> > Also kilfiles are for the un-disciplined. Why bother with all those mousemoves when you can just *decide* to not read somwon2 p0asts?
> > Case closed, bitch.
> >
> Heh. Sometimes, the crap posters make a mess of things, kill files clean
> up that mess. I use them usually only under extreme circumstances like
> hipcrime floods and such.

Legitimate uses of filters aside...when somwon says PLONK to end a dust up M8, its because thay lack the bollix.

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Re: So, why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

???hw??f wrote:
> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:41:47 -0500
> Uncle Monster <uncle-monster@blowme.net> wrote:
>
>> ???hw??f wrote:
>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:06:11 +0100
>>> 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>> [...]
>>>>
>>>>> How are you SO SURE it wasn't?
>>>> *Tap* *tap*. My answer's over there -->
>>>> <0trju3ls49lk942ls695hv951hb48s9e3g@4ax.com>
>>>>
>>>> I'm not just writing this stuff for the good of my health, you know.
>>>>
>>> I'm sure that only pussies use kilfiles, you know.
>>>
>>> --
>> Meow! Meow! Killfiles rule. You use a screen door to keep out
>> bugs don't you? You use the channel selector on your TV and
>> radio don't you?
>>
>> [8~{} Uncle Monster
>
> Nice Dodge. Care to address the issue, much?
> Kilfiles are for pussies since only a PUSSY would cry and run away.
> Also kilfiles are for the un-disciplined. Why bother with all those mousemoves when you can just *decide* to not read somwon2 p0asts?
> Case closed, bitch.
>
> --
Well kid you're not in my killfile, even though your
post is sophomoric. I don't killfile someone because
of what they say, I killfile because of behavior.
There is only one person I filter out and it's because
of a pages long sig that accompanies every post. It's
obvious that you failed to see the humor in my post so
I'll leave it at that. Have a nice day!

[8~{} Uncle Monster

 

Re: So, why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

???hw??f wrote:
> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:41:47 -0500
> Uncle Monster <uncle-monster@blowme.net> wrote:
>
>> ???hw??f wrote:
>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:06:11 +0100
>>> 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>> [...]
>>>>
>>>>> How are you SO SURE it wasn't?
>>>> *Tap* *tap*. My answer's over there -->
>>>> <0trju3ls49lk942ls695hv951hb48s9e3g@4ax.com>
>>>>
>>>> I'm not just writing this stuff for the good of my health, you know.
>>>>
>>> I'm sure that only pussies use kilfiles, you know.
>>>
>>> --
>> Meow! Meow! Killfiles rule. You use a screen door to keep out
>> bugs don't you? You use the channel selector on your TV and
>> radio don't you?
>>
>> [8~{} Uncle Monster
>
> Nice Dodge. Care to address the issue, much?
> Kilfiles are for pussies since only a PUSSY would cry and run away.
> Also kilfiles are for the un-disciplined. Why bother with all those mousemoves when you can just *decide* to not read somwon2 p0asts?
> Case closed, bitch.
>
> --
Well kid you're not in my killfile, even though your
post is sophomoric. I don't killfile someone because
of what they say, I killfile because of behavior.
There is only one person I filter out and it's because
of a pages long sig that accompanies every post. It's
obvious that you failed to see the humor in my post so
I'll leave it at that. Have a nice day!

[8~{} Uncle Monster

 

Re: Animedeus Mad Fanboi. (was Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of homos.)

On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 14:36:47 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>We sadly announce the death of Jonathan Herr on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:35:22 -0600
>after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:
>
>>>> Way to rape the newfag level cliche's there, Bilbo. Free cl00
>>>
>>> What is it with you and "cl00"? Do you have some sort of pathological
>>> aversion to spelling words like adults would?
>>
>>It's called leetspeak

>Absence of excrement, Mr. Holmes. What amuses me is that he feels the need to
>use it over and over in a lame attempt to establish himself as a member of the
>"leet" in the first place.

For being so "amused" you certainly do seem to WHINE about it an awful
lot, Sparkles. I personally think it's kind of cute that you think
I'm trying to be "leet" though (whatever the fuck that's supposed to
mean).

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Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Bumping this nostalgia cascade (was Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:24:22 +0900, "Iron Parrot" JIIM
<thisis.an.exparrot@thenest.org> wrote:

>In alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, peal nora c wrote:
>>IRS Agent <taxes@yourwallet.empty.gov> wrote:
>>
>>>Lee Jackson Beauregard wrote:
>>>
>>>>James Nguyen wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>The Prince of Lies writes:
>>>>>>Chuck Lunch wrote:
>>>>>>>Roger Williams wrote:
>>>>>>>>Spark <tjmiller@miller.time> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Bill "LOOK, JONATHAN! IT'S THE REAL BILL PALMER! THE *REAL* ONE NOT A TROLL
>>>>>>>>>>BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU THIS IS THE REAL DEAL WHO CLEALY BELIEVES YOU ARE A
>>>>>>>>>>FOURTH-RATE INSECT!!!!!11!!!!!!!11" Palmer totally sneezed all over alt.flame
>>>>>>>>>>with a withering cloud of snot:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:09:11 -0800 Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in Message id:
>>>>>>>>>>><2i88u3hujaff6e1i8mqq652dqno72aflec@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:47:45 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>>>>>>>>>><raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>[...]
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>This from a guy whose entire schtick is designed to cover up the fact
>>>>>>>>>>>>>that he is so far from being embarrassed by his self-confessed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>incontinence that he not only refuses to take steps to have it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>corrected, but even so embraces his status as a diaper-wearing bottom
>>>>>>>>>>>>>that once he has scrimped and saved a sufficient amount from the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>pittance paid him at Wally World, he takes the Greyhound down to San
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Francisco to purchase what he considers a truly satisfactory spanking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>from his adored Daddy Howard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Self-confessed, eh?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Yes, self-confessed:
>>>>>>>>>>>fn6n3tkamrptv8upo603vbonn1lrunr785@4ax.com
>>>>>>>>>>>ohuo3t018672m196a42jhdc9pob7igbo20@4ax.com
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>*Gack*
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>LOL, only in your homoerotic lil gay spanking
>>>>>>>>>>>>fantasies..."Raoul". *snicker*
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>>>>>>>>>Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>>>>>>>>Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>>>>>>>Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>>>>>>Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>>>>>Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>>>>Shut the fuck up, Jealous!
>>>>Shut the fuck up, Ludbunskyen.
>>>Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.

Sure doesn't seem to be workin too well for you dipshits, now is it?
LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Animedeus Mad Fanboi. (was Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of homos.)

On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 14:36:47 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>We sadly announce the death of Jonathan Herr on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:35:22 -0600
>after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:
>
>>>> Way to rape the newfag level cliche's there, Bilbo. Free cl00
>>>
>>> What is it with you and "cl00"? Do you have some sort of pathological
>>> aversion to spelling words like adults would?
>>
>>It's called leetspeak

>Absence of excrement, Mr. Holmes. What amuses me is that he feels the need to
>use it over and over in a lame attempt to establish himself as a member of the
>"leet" in the first place.

For being so "amused" you certainly do seem to WHINE about it an awful
lot, Sparkles. I personally think it's kind of cute that you think
I'm trying to be "leet" though (whatever the fuck that's supposed to
mean).

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Bumping this nostalgia cascade (was Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:24:22 +0900, "Iron Parrot" JIIM
<thisis.an.exparrot@thenest.org> wrote:

>In alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, peal nora c wrote:
>>IRS Agent <taxes@yourwallet.empty.gov> wrote:
>>
>>>Lee Jackson Beauregard wrote:
>>>
>>>>James Nguyen wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>The Prince of Lies writes:
>>>>>>Chuck Lunch wrote:
>>>>>>>Roger Williams wrote:
>>>>>>>>Spark <tjmiller@miller.time> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Bill "LOOK, JONATHAN! IT'S THE REAL BILL PALMER! THE *REAL* ONE NOT A TROLL
>>>>>>>>>>BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU THIS IS THE REAL DEAL WHO CLEALY BELIEVES YOU ARE A
>>>>>>>>>>FOURTH-RATE INSECT!!!!!11!!!!!!!11" Palmer totally sneezed all over alt.flame
>>>>>>>>>>with a withering cloud of snot:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:09:11 -0800 Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in Message id:
>>>>>>>>>>><2i88u3hujaff6e1i8mqq652dqno72aflec@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:47:45 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>>>>>>>>>><raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>[...]
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>This from a guy whose entire schtick is designed to cover up the fact
>>>>>>>>>>>>>that he is so far from being embarrassed by his self-confessed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>incontinence that he not only refuses to take steps to have it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>corrected, but even so embraces his status as a diaper-wearing bottom
>>>>>>>>>>>>>that once he has scrimped and saved a sufficient amount from the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>pittance paid him at Wally World, he takes the Greyhound down to San
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Francisco to purchase what he considers a truly satisfactory spanking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>from his adored Daddy Howard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Self-confessed, eh?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Yes, self-confessed:
>>>>>>>>>>>fn6n3tkamrptv8upo603vbonn1lrunr785@4ax.com
>>>>>>>>>>>ohuo3t018672m196a42jhdc9pob7igbo20@4ax.com
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>*Gack*
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>LOL, only in your homoerotic lil gay spanking
>>>>>>>>>>>>fantasies..."Raoul". *snicker*
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>>>>>>>>>Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>>>>>>>>Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>>>>>>>Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>>>>>>Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>>>>>Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>>>>Shut the fuck up, Jealous!
>>>>Shut the fuck up, Ludbunskyen.
>>>Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.

Sure doesn't seem to be workin too well for you dipshits, now is it?
LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroks at Walm*rat.

On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:10:54 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
wrote:

>On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:18:50 -0800, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:13:42 +0000 (UTC)
>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in news:20080321090237.457ae0d9
>>> @vector:
>>>
>>> > On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:00:38 +0000 (UTC)
>>> > "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>> > <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>> >
>>> >> President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote in
>>> >> news:ejd7u317ct9tuos03i64s0sjl97u96vdju@4ax.com:
>>> >>
>>> >> > Oendius Med Hatef wroet:
>>> >> >
>>> >> >>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
>>> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>LOL
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>>Heeehahahaha.
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
>>> >> >>important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're
>>> >> >supposedly>having. *nods*
>>> >> >
>>> >> >>*snicker*
>>> >> >
>>> >> >>LOL
>>> >> >
>>> >> >>LOL
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Fcukhaed.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >>I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
>>> >> >
>>> >> > *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!
>>> >>
>>> >> Shirley, he can't be serious.
>>> >
>>> > Hes the greeter with the lazy eye...
>>>
>>> "I become a transparent store greeter"
>>
>>You win. Not futurama...maybe...Family Guy?
>
>family guy blows goats. at least american dad. and ~I~ would choose
>inuyasha, personally. just so you know.

Inuyasha kinda blows, it's terribly long and terribly tedious. It's
like Yu Yu Hakusho only with a craptacular plot line. Some animes are
okay if they're long, if they've got a decent plot, others...not so
much.

I've actually considered taking like all the DBZ episodes and then
re-editing them together so that the fights don't take 20 episodes
per. The funny part is that I probably wouldn't even need to remove
any content so much as just cut out all the redundancy, duplicated
scenes, incessant flashbacks, etc.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Gordon "Ludbunski" Gekko's tips on trading Wal*Mart.

On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 00:39:35 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>Ludbunski wrote:
>
>>You really ought to try a little harder to hide your blatant
>>projection.
>
> __ _ _ _ _ __ ___ _ _ __ __
> ( )( ) ) ( \/ )( ) ( ,)( \/\/ )( ) ( )
> )( ) \ \ / /__\ ) ,\ \ / /__\ )(
> (__)(_)\_)(__/ (_)(_)(___/ \/\/ (_)(_)(__)
>
>>Wal*Mart
>
>Snarf.

Is that the sound of your lil pea brain imploding?

>>*checks the stock price*
>>
>>Oooh, up to $53 dollars.
>>
>>*sells off shares*
>>
>>LOL, that was an easy $200 profit,

>I don't know which is the more sad;

Of course you don't know, here, let me help you out...you, you're the
saddest fuck in all the land, Mingy. You're so fuckin sad that you
spend all your free time wandering around on Usenet attempting to
belittle others in order to try and feel better about your own failure
of a life. Fact of the matter is I could be a fuckin garbage
collector and I'd *STILL* be better off than you, Dipshit.

>admitting you work for a supermarket,

When did Wal*Mart become just a supermarket? LOL, do you even know
what a Wal*Mart is, Mingy? Guess not, what with how you're Oprah's
crotch space and all. Pretty much unless she leaves her fly down
you're always in the dark.

>or bragging about a pitiful EUR 125 pocket change.

I'm sure it seems quite "pitiful" in whatever over-inflated bubble you
live in, luckily for me I live in an area that isn't afflicted by such
stupidity. I'm sure you're the kind of idiot who finds it perfectly
reasonable to pay a half million dollars for a fuckin dump, where I
live however the prices are all in line with the ACTUAL worth of
things. Hell I bought a four bedroom, two bathroom house (moderate
fixer-uper) for only $83,000.

>>I'm essentially getting a free $25 a month.

>25 worthless bucks. You poor, poor, sad little cunt.

Yes I'm sure that wouldn't even pay for a gallon of gas in whatever
perpetual ass fuck of a country you live in, Mingy. Hell where you
live you probably have to fork over $500 bucks a month just to keep
from having the state come and take your first born away and sacrifice
them to the flying spaghetti monster. Sucks to be you, Bitch.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroks at Walm*rat.

On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:10:54 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
wrote:

>On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:18:50 -0800, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:13:42 +0000 (UTC)
>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in news:20080321090237.457ae0d9
>>> @vector:
>>>
>>> > On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:00:38 +0000 (UTC)
>>> > "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>> > <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>> >
>>> >> President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote in
>>> >> news:ejd7u317ct9tuos03i64s0sjl97u96vdju@4ax.com:
>>> >>
>>> >> > Oendius Med Hatef wroet:
>>> >> >
>>> >> >>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
>>> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>LOL
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>>Heeehahahaha.
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
>>> >> >>important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're
>>> >> >supposedly>having. *nods*
>>> >> >
>>> >> >>*snicker*
>>> >> >
>>> >> >>LOL
>>> >> >
>>> >> >>LOL
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Fcukhaed.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >>I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
>>> >> >
>>> >> > *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!
>>> >>
>>> >> Shirley, he can't be serious.
>>> >
>>> > Hes the greeter with the lazy eye...
>>>
>>> "I become a transparent store greeter"
>>
>>You win. Not futurama...maybe...Family Guy?
>
>family guy blows goats. at least american dad. and ~I~ would choose
>inuyasha, personally. just so you know.

Inuyasha kinda blows, it's terribly long and terribly tedious. It's
like Yu Yu Hakusho only with a craptacular plot line. Some animes are
okay if they're long, if they've got a decent plot, others...not so
much.

I've actually considered taking like all the DBZ episodes and then
re-editing them together so that the fights don't take 20 episodes
per. The funny part is that I probably wouldn't even need to remove
any content so much as just cut out all the redundancy, duplicated
scenes, incessant flashbacks, etc.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )