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Discussion in 'Chatter' started by metro-golden-meower, Mar 17, 2008.

  1. Re: Gordon "Ludbunski" Gekko's tips on trading Wal*Mart.

    On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 00:39:35 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    wrote:

    >Ludbunski wrote:
    >
    >>You really ought to try a little harder to hide your blatant
    >>projection.

    >
    > __ _ _ _ _ __ ___ _ _ __ __
    > ( )( ) ) ( \/ )( ) ( ,)( \/\/ )( ) ( )
    > )( ) \ \ / /__\ ) ,\ \ / /__\ )(
    > (__)(_)\_)(__/ (_)(_)(___/ \/\/ (_)(_)(__)
    >
    >>Wal*Mart

    >
    >Snarf.


    Is that the sound of your lil pea brain imploding?

    >>*checks the stock price*
    >>
    >>Oooh, up to $53 dollars.
    >>
    >>*sells off shares*
    >>
    >>LOL, that was an easy $200 profit,


    >I don't know which is the more sad;


    Of course you don't know, here, let me help you out...you, you're the
    saddest fuck in all the land, Mingy. You're so fuckin sad that you
    spend all your free time wandering around on Usenet attempting to
    belittle others in order to try and feel better about your own failure
    of a life. Fact of the matter is I could be a fuckin garbage
    collector and I'd *STILL* be better off than you, Dipshit.

    >admitting you work for a supermarket,


    When did Wal*Mart become just a supermarket? LOL, do you even know
    what a Wal*Mart is, Mingy? Guess not, what with how you're Oprah's
    crotch space and all. Pretty much unless she leaves her fly down
    you're always in the dark.

    >or bragging about a pitiful EUR 125 pocket change.


    I'm sure it seems quite "pitiful" in whatever over-inflated bubble you
    live in, luckily for me I live in an area that isn't afflicted by such
    stupidity. I'm sure you're the kind of idiot who finds it perfectly
    reasonable to pay a half million dollars for a fuckin dump, where I
    live however the prices are all in line with the ACTUAL worth of
    things. Hell I bought a four bedroom, two bathroom house (moderate
    fixer-uper) for only $83,000.

    >>I'm essentially getting a free $25 a month.


    >25 worthless bucks. You poor, poor, sad little cunt.


    Yes I'm sure that wouldn't even pay for a gallon of gas in whatever
    perpetual ass fuck of a country you live in, Mingy. Hell where you
    live you probably have to fork over $500 bucks a month just to keep
    from having the state come and take your first born away and sacrifice
    them to the flying spaghetti monster. Sucks to be you, Bitch.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  2. Re: NWESFALSH!!! Well, For Retards Anyway

    On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 23:40:07 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    wrote:

    >Homo wrote:
    >>Ludbunski wrote:

    >[...]
    >
    >>> I actually don't really pay much attention to the spankard to which
    >>> I'm replying,


    >To *whom*.


    No, I mean "which", actually. You're really not important or
    interesting enough to acknowledge as a sentient presence, therefore I
    categorize you in the same way I would any inanimate object. You're a
    THING, not a person...a really, really STUPID thing.

    >>One other thing is.. He isn't as retarded as you think he is.


    >You finally got one thing right.


    Autoflame grade: A+

    Hey Mingy, in case it skipped yer stupid ass (and I'm sure it did),
    you just admitted that your lil friend is indeed a retard...just not
    *AS* retarded as I thought he was.

    >>I mean the last post before he 'dropped off' for a bit (a week or so ago) he
    >>was talking perfectly normal. So his "tlak liik shyt" (talk like shit)
    >>routine is just that. A routine.


    >You're a real net.sleuth, aren't you?


    Casual observation is about all that's needed to figure you out,
    Cuppycake.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  3. Re: NWESFALSH!!! Well, For Retards Anyway

    On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 15:31:05 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
    <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

    >Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
    >> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:56:56 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
    >> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
    >>
    >>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
    >>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:27:50 +0100, President Gareth Gee - Expert
    >>>> Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>>> Heeehahahaha.
    >>>>
    >>>>>> I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
    >>>>>> important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're
    >>>>>> supposedly having. *nods*
    >>>>
    >>>>>> *snicker*
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> LOL
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> LOL
    >>>>
    >>>>> Fcukhaed.
    >>>>
    >>>> Whiner.
    >>>>
    >>>>>> I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
    >>>>>
    >>>>> *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!
    >>>>
    >>>> Free cl00, Retardo, the whole gawd damn right side of Usenet has
    >>>> known for almost a YEAR that I work at Wal*Mart, what with, you
    >>>> know, how I'm practically ALWAYS talking about it. LOL, you moron,
    >>>> take notes if yer too stupid to keep up you drooling cubical
    >>>> flunkie.
    >>>
    >>> OMH... the guy is someone socking up as Gareth Gee. If you google
    >>> group-search his name... he only recently started posting again. I
    >>> doubt that he is seriously truely who he says he is.

    >>
    >> I actually don't really pay much attention to the spankard to which
    >> I'm replying, they're all so terminally fucking lame that their idiocy
    >> just all sort of blends together after awhile, hence the reason I
    >> often use generic names like Spittles, Downs, Trainable, etc...it's
    >> because I just can't sum up enough bother to give a shit who the hell
    >> they're posting as. Half the time I don't even bother to look at the
    >> name they're using, much less their headers.
    >>

    >One other thing is.. He isn't as retarded as you think he is.
    >
    >I mean the last post before he 'dropped off' for a bit (a week or so ago) he
    >was talking perfectly normal. So his "tlak liik shyt" (talk like shit)
    >routine is just that. A routine.


    You're assuming he's not some fuckin drug addict, or an alcohol
    abuser. 10 to 1 says all his nonsense posts are from when he starts
    takin to the bottle for comfort. Face facts d00d, he's just a fuckin
    drunk.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  4. Re: NWESFALSH!!! Well, For Retards Anyway

    On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 23:40:07 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    wrote:

    >Homo wrote:
    >>Ludbunski wrote:

    >[...]
    >
    >>> I actually don't really pay much attention to the spankard to which
    >>> I'm replying,


    >To *whom*.


    No, I mean "which", actually. You're really not important or
    interesting enough to acknowledge as a sentient presence, therefore I
    categorize you in the same way I would any inanimate object. You're a
    THING, not a person...a really, really STUPID thing.

    >>One other thing is.. He isn't as retarded as you think he is.


    >You finally got one thing right.


    Autoflame grade: A+

    Hey Mingy, in case it skipped yer stupid ass (and I'm sure it did),
    you just admitted that your lil friend is indeed a retard...just not
    *AS* retarded as I thought he was.

    >>I mean the last post before he 'dropped off' for a bit (a week or so ago) he
    >>was talking perfectly normal. So his "tlak liik shyt" (talk like shit)
    >>routine is just that. A routine.


    >You're a real net.sleuth, aren't you?


    Casual observation is about all that's needed to figure you out,
    Cuppycake.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  5. Re: NWESFALSH!!! Well, For Retards Anyway

    On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 15:31:05 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
    <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

    >Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
    >> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:56:56 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
    >> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
    >>
    >>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
    >>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:27:50 +0100, President Gareth Gee - Expert
    >>>> Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>>> Heeehahahaha.
    >>>>
    >>>>>> I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
    >>>>>> important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're
    >>>>>> supposedly having. *nods*
    >>>>
    >>>>>> *snicker*
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> LOL
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> LOL
    >>>>
    >>>>> Fcukhaed.
    >>>>
    >>>> Whiner.
    >>>>
    >>>>>> I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
    >>>>>
    >>>>> *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!
    >>>>
    >>>> Free cl00, Retardo, the whole gawd damn right side of Usenet has
    >>>> known for almost a YEAR that I work at Wal*Mart, what with, you
    >>>> know, how I'm practically ALWAYS talking about it. LOL, you moron,
    >>>> take notes if yer too stupid to keep up you drooling cubical
    >>>> flunkie.
    >>>
    >>> OMH... the guy is someone socking up as Gareth Gee. If you google
    >>> group-search his name... he only recently started posting again. I
    >>> doubt that he is seriously truely who he says he is.

    >>
    >> I actually don't really pay much attention to the spankard to which
    >> I'm replying, they're all so terminally fucking lame that their idiocy
    >> just all sort of blends together after awhile, hence the reason I
    >> often use generic names like Spittles, Downs, Trainable, etc...it's
    >> because I just can't sum up enough bother to give a shit who the hell
    >> they're posting as. Half the time I don't even bother to look at the
    >> name they're using, much less their headers.
    >>

    >One other thing is.. He isn't as retarded as you think he is.
    >
    >I mean the last post before he 'dropped off' for a bit (a week or so ago) he
    >was talking perfectly normal. So his "tlak liik shyt" (talk like shit)
    >routine is just that. A routine.


    You're assuming he's not some fuckin drug addict, or an alcohol
    abuser. 10 to 1 says all his nonsense posts are from when he starts
    takin to the bottle for comfort. Face facts d00d, he's just a fuckin
    drunk.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  6. On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:55:46 -0800, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    wrote:

    >On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 17:38:42 -0600
    >"Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wasted precious bandwith
    >with:
    >
    >> ???hw??f wrote:
    >> > 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> clouded the waters of pure thought
    >> > with:
    >> >> Jonathan Herr wrote:
    >> >>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> [...]
    >> >>
    >> >>>> horrible people in alt.flame? get the fuck out of here.
    >> >>>
    >> >>> I'm in alt.2600, not alt.flame
    >> >>
    >> >> Wow. I just subscribed to alt.2600, and just learned that this
    >> >"Hey,> fuckhead" thread and all its offshoots started life as
    >> >"Sociopath> Alert", back in January on misc.legal, soc.men,
    >> >> alt.dads-rights.unmoderated, alt.usenet.kooks, and alt.2600.
    >> >This> will be the 1509th post to that thread.
    >> >>
    >> >> No, I don't really have a point. I just thought it was
    >> >moderately> interesting.
    >> >>
    >> >> Oh, I also noticed that alt.2600's very own Jamos Ludbunski
    >> >started> a thread called "Hace An X-Face Now, I Did It Fer Teh
    >> >LULZ!".>
    >> >> Question for you newbies: Why did he spell it "hace"?
    >> >>
    >> > To troll you, you ignorant fucking muppet.
    >> > :)

    >>
    >> Bingo!
    >>

    >Did I win the walker or the grabber?


    You won a free blow job from your sister.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  7. On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:55:46 -0800, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    wrote:

    >On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 17:38:42 -0600
    >"Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wasted precious bandwith
    >with:
    >
    >> ???hw??f wrote:
    >> > 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> clouded the waters of pure thought
    >> > with:
    >> >> Jonathan Herr wrote:
    >> >>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> [...]
    >> >>
    >> >>>> horrible people in alt.flame? get the fuck out of here.
    >> >>>
    >> >>> I'm in alt.2600, not alt.flame
    >> >>
    >> >> Wow. I just subscribed to alt.2600, and just learned that this
    >> >"Hey,> fuckhead" thread and all its offshoots started life as
    >> >"Sociopath> Alert", back in January on misc.legal, soc.men,
    >> >> alt.dads-rights.unmoderated, alt.usenet.kooks, and alt.2600.
    >> >This> will be the 1509th post to that thread.
    >> >>
    >> >> No, I don't really have a point. I just thought it was
    >> >moderately> interesting.
    >> >>
    >> >> Oh, I also noticed that alt.2600's very own Jamos Ludbunski
    >> >started> a thread called "Hace An X-Face Now, I Did It Fer Teh
    >> >LULZ!".>
    >> >> Question for you newbies: Why did he spell it "hace"?
    >> >>
    >> > To troll you, you ignorant fucking muppet.
    >> > :)

    >>
    >> Bingo!
    >>

    >Did I win the walker or the grabber?


    You won a free blow job from your sister.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  8. On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:56:18 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    wrote:

    >Jonathan Herr wrote:
    >>metro-golden-meower wrote:

    >
    >[...]
    >
    >>> horrible people in alt.flame? get the fuck out of here.

    >>
    >>I'm in alt.2600, not alt.flame

    >
    >Wow. I just subscribed to alt.2600,


    Wow, you're a Grade A Hatter Addict, Mingy! What's next, gonna show
    up on my doorstep and try digging through my garbage? You certainly
    are a kooky little fucker.

    >and just learned that this "Hey, fuckhead"
    >thread and all its offshoots started life as "Sociopath Alert", back in
    >January on misc.legal, soc.men, alt.dads-rights.unmoderated, alt.usenet.kooks,
    >and alt.2600. This will be the 1509th post to that thread.


    Which REALLY holds a LOT of special meaning...you know, if yer
    suffering from narcissistic personality disorder. Mental fuckups like
    you simply aren't capable of grasping the difference between QUALITY
    and quantity.

    >No, I don't really have a point. I just thought it was moderately interesting.


    Backpedal, uh oh, LOOK OUT!

    >Oh, I also noticed that alt.2600's very own Jamos Ludbunski started a thread
    >called "Hace An X-Face Now, I Did It Fer Teh LULZ!".


    Yer parents still have that Hatter filter setup on the family
    computer, eh Mingy? You better be careful, if they find out that
    you're getting your ass roasted alive by me again....well, it's likely
    that they'll just take away the computer altogether...and then where
    will you be? Oh yeah, spanked the fuck off the grid like you were for
    the past five years.

    >Question for you newbies: Why did he spell it "hace"?


    Slang is pretty hard to figure out when you're such a mental midget,
    eh Mingy? Maybe next you can try and ponder the meaning of "cool" and
    ask all the "newbies" why the kids keep saying it all the time.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  9. On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:56:18 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    wrote:

    >Jonathan Herr wrote:
    >>metro-golden-meower wrote:

    >
    >[...]
    >
    >>> horrible people in alt.flame? get the fuck out of here.

    >>
    >>I'm in alt.2600, not alt.flame

    >
    >Wow. I just subscribed to alt.2600,


    Wow, you're a Grade A Hatter Addict, Mingy! What's next, gonna show
    up on my doorstep and try digging through my garbage? You certainly
    are a kooky little fucker.

    >and just learned that this "Hey, fuckhead"
    >thread and all its offshoots started life as "Sociopath Alert", back in
    >January on misc.legal, soc.men, alt.dads-rights.unmoderated, alt.usenet.kooks,
    >and alt.2600. This will be the 1509th post to that thread.


    Which REALLY holds a LOT of special meaning...you know, if yer
    suffering from narcissistic personality disorder. Mental fuckups like
    you simply aren't capable of grasping the difference between QUALITY
    and quantity.

    >No, I don't really have a point. I just thought it was moderately interesting.


    Backpedal, uh oh, LOOK OUT!

    >Oh, I also noticed that alt.2600's very own Jamos Ludbunski started a thread
    >called "Hace An X-Face Now, I Did It Fer Teh LULZ!".


    Yer parents still have that Hatter filter setup on the family
    computer, eh Mingy? You better be careful, if they find out that
    you're getting your ass roasted alive by me again....well, it's likely
    that they'll just take away the computer altogether...and then where
    will you be? Oh yeah, spanked the fuck off the grid like you were for
    the past five years.

    >Question for you newbies: Why did he spell it "hace"?


    Slang is pretty hard to figure out when you're such a mental midget,
    eh Mingy? Maybe next you can try and ponder the meaning of "cool" and
    ask all the "newbies" why the kids keep saying it all the time.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  10. On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:18:08 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    wrote:

    >Jonathan Herr wrote:
    >>???hw??f wrote:
    >>> 'Menjy':
    >>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
    >>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

    >
    >[...]
    >
    >>>> Oh, I also noticed that alt.2600's very own Jamos Ludbunski started
    >>>> a thread called "Hace An X-Face Now, I Did It Fer Teh LULZ!".
    >>>>
    >>>> Question for you newbies: Why did he spell it "hace"?
    >>>>
    >>> To troll you, you ignorant fucking muppet.
    >>> :)

    >>
    >>Bingo!

    >
    >Wrong answer again, my poor little lamb. Shall I give you a clue?


    You would need to first GET a cl00 before you could give one away,
    Mingy.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  11. On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:18:08 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    wrote:

    >Jonathan Herr wrote:
    >>???hw??f wrote:
    >>> 'Menjy':
    >>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
    >>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

    >
    >[...]
    >
    >>>> Oh, I also noticed that alt.2600's very own Jamos Ludbunski started
    >>>> a thread called "Hace An X-Face Now, I Did It Fer Teh LULZ!".
    >>>>
    >>>> Question for you newbies: Why did he spell it "hace"?
    >>>>
    >>> To troll you, you ignorant fucking muppet.
    >>> :)

    >>
    >>Bingo!

    >
    >Wrong answer again, my poor little lamb. Shall I give you a clue?


    You would need to first GET a cl00 before you could give one away,
    Mingy.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  12. On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:52:50 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    wrote:

    >On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 23:52:11 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
    ><dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
    >
    >>Meat Plow wrote:
    >>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:51:26 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> That's generally the way lesser, wannabe trolls operate. They simply
    >>>> resort to third grade level insults, ignore any and all rational,
    >>>> thoughtful attempts at a discussion and attempt to flip every single
    >>>> thing you say into a negative light, desperately in search for ANY
    >>>> little tidbit that they can use to try and lame you with.
    >>>
    >>> You've just described yourself to a T, Diaperboi. And you'll post the
    >>> proof when you reply.

    >>
    >>For once, I've gotta agree with Meat Plow here. No offence to you OMH, but
    >>you sometimes DO SOME those things. NOT ALL, but some. The postedits, and
    >>the flipping into negative light mainly.

    >
    >and the general rapid switching multiple personalities, thats a real
    >drag. and the eternal cluelessness that you were ~supposed~ to take
    >classes for this last fall but didnt. dont forget those.


    Projecting your multiple personality disorder onto others, Davey? Why
    don't you tell Honathan the story about your "suicidal ideations" and
    about all the Xanax you have to take to "feel normal".

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  13. On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:52:50 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    wrote:

    >On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 23:52:11 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
    ><dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
    >
    >>Meat Plow wrote:
    >>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:51:26 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> That's generally the way lesser, wannabe trolls operate. They simply
    >>>> resort to third grade level insults, ignore any and all rational,
    >>>> thoughtful attempts at a discussion and attempt to flip every single
    >>>> thing you say into a negative light, desperately in search for ANY
    >>>> little tidbit that they can use to try and lame you with.
    >>>
    >>> You've just described yourself to a T, Diaperboi. And you'll post the
    >>> proof when you reply.

    >>
    >>For once, I've gotta agree with Meat Plow here. No offence to you OMH, but
    >>you sometimes DO SOME those things. NOT ALL, but some. The postedits, and
    >>the flipping into negative light mainly.

    >
    >and the general rapid switching multiple personalities, thats a real
    >drag. and the eternal cluelessness that you were ~supposed~ to take
    >classes for this last fall but didnt. dont forget those.


    Projecting your multiple personality disorder onto others, Davey? Why
    don't you tell Honathan the story about your "suicidal ideations" and
    about all the Xanax you have to take to "feel normal".

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  14. Re: So, why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

    On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:43:46 -0500, Uncle Monster
    <uncle-monster@blowme.net> wrote:

    >'Menjy' wrote:
    >> Uncle Monster wrote:
    >>> ???hw??f wrote:
    >>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
    >>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
    >>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:

    >>
    >> [...]
    >>
    >>>> I'm sure that only pussies use kilfiles, you know.
    >>>>
    >>> Meow! Meow! Killfiles rule. You use a screen door to keep out
    >>> bugs don't you? You use the channel selector on your TV and
    >>> radio don't you?

    >>
    >> Do you know why Snuhtards use the term "spnak"?
    >>
    >> --
    >> L O N G L I V E T H E K N I T T I N G C I R C L E
    >>
    >> @@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@ @@@ @@@
    >> @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@ @@@ @@@
    >> @@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@!
    >> !@! @!@ !@! @!@ !@! @!@ !@ @!@ !@! @!@ !@! @!@ !@
    >> @!@@!@! @!@ !@! @!@ !@! @!@!@!@ @!@!@!@! @!@!@!@! @!@
    >> !!@!!! !@! !!! !@! !!! !!!@!!!! !!!@!!!! !!!@!!!! !!!
    >> !!: !!: !!! !!: !!! !!: !!! !!: !!! !!: !!!
    >> :!: :!: !:! :!: !:! :!: !:! :!: !:! :!: !:! :!:
    >> :: ::::: :: ::::: :: :: :::: :: ::: :: ::: ::
    >> : : : : : : : :: : :: : : : : : : :::
    >>
    >>
    >> T H E R E I S N O K N I T T I N G C I R C L E
    >> Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- "ludus non nisi sanguineus"
    >> TINKC Member No. 00001 -- AHWW Bellower N?55 -- mhm 20x8
    >>
    >> "HAIL Pr0n, For It Never Has A Headache"
    >> -Aaron M. Henne
    >>
    >> "At Bungmunch U, sexual harassment isn't prosecuted. It's graded."
    >> -Raoul Xemblinosky

    >
    >I assumed it had to do with their main activity which
    >is spanking the monkey.


    You being the monkey.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  15. Re: So, why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

    On Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:21:34 -0500, Uncle Monster
    <uncle-monster@blowme.net> wrote:

    >???hw??f wrote:
    >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:41:47 -0500
    >> Uncle Monster <uncle-monster@blowme.net> wrote:
    >>
    >>> ???hw??f wrote:
    >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:06:11 +0100
    >>>> 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
    >>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
    >>>>> [...]
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> How are you SO SURE it wasn't?
    >>>>> *Tap* *tap*. My answer's over there -->
    >>>>> <0trju3ls49lk942ls695hv951hb48s9e3g@4ax.com>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> I'm not just writing this stuff for the good of my health, you know.
    >>>>>
    >>>> I'm sure that only pussies use kilfiles, you know.
    >>>>
    >>>> --
    >>> Meow! Meow! Killfiles rule. You use a screen door to keep out
    >>> bugs don't you? You use the channel selector on your TV and
    >>> radio don't you?
    >>>
    >>> [8~{} Uncle Monster

    >>
    >> Nice Dodge. Care to address the issue, much?
    >> Kilfiles are for pussies since only a PUSSY would cry and run away.
    >> Also kilfiles are for the un-disciplined. Why bother with all those mousemoves when you can just *decide* to not read somwon2 p0asts?
    >> Case closed, bitch.
    >>
    >> --

    >Well kid you're not in my killfile, even though your
    >post is sophomoric. I don't killfile someone because
    >of what they say, I killfile because of behavior.
    >There is only one person I filter out and it's because
    >of a pages long sig that accompanies every post. It's
    >obvious that you failed to see the humor in my post so
    >I'll leave it at that. Have a nice day!
    >
    >[8~{} Uncle Monster


    Thanks for sharing your butthurtz, Retardo. Yeah, I spanked your ass
    eight ways to last week...then I made yer brother suck my cock like
    the bitch he is, afterwards I made you clean out my ass crack with yer
    tongue...you liked it though, didn't you? Don't bother to reply if
    you agree, LOL, I just love other people's blinders. Too bad Mingy
    can't figure them out, then he'd finally be able to shut himself the
    fuck up like Uncle Child Molester here. Well, I guess that's a
    relative thing though, since despite the blinders the idiot has on he
    just can't seem to stop yapping off at the stupid about me. I swear
    I'm so the fuck far up in his head space that I'm practically sellin
    REAL ESTATE. ^_^

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  16. Re: So, why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

    On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:43:46 -0500, Uncle Monster
    <uncle-monster@blowme.net> wrote:

    >'Menjy' wrote:
    >> Uncle Monster wrote:
    >>> ???hw??f wrote:
    >>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
    >>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
    >>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:

    >>
    >> [...]
    >>
    >>>> I'm sure that only pussies use kilfiles, you know.
    >>>>
    >>> Meow! Meow! Killfiles rule. You use a screen door to keep out
    >>> bugs don't you? You use the channel selector on your TV and
    >>> radio don't you?

    >>
    >> Do you know why Snuhtards use the term "spnak"?
    >>
    >> --
    >> L O N G L I V E T H E K N I T T I N G C I R C L E
    >>
    >> @@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @@@ @@@ @@@
    >> @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@ @@@ @@@
    >> @@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@! @@@ @@!
    >> !@! @!@ !@! @!@ !@! @!@ !@ @!@ !@! @!@ !@! @!@ !@
    >> @!@@!@! @!@ !@! @!@ !@! @!@!@!@ @!@!@!@! @!@!@!@! @!@
    >> !!@!!! !@! !!! !@! !!! !!!@!!!! !!!@!!!! !!!@!!!! !!!
    >> !!: !!: !!! !!: !!! !!: !!! !!: !!! !!: !!!
    >> :!: :!: !:! :!: !:! :!: !:! :!: !:! :!: !:! :!:
    >> :: ::::: :: ::::: :: :: :::: :: ::: :: ::: ::
    >> : : : : : : : :: : :: : : : : : : :::
    >>
    >>
    >> T H E R E I S N O K N I T T I N G C I R C L E
    >> Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- "ludus non nisi sanguineus"
    >> TINKC Member No. 00001 -- AHWW Bellower N?55 -- mhm 20x8
    >>
    >> "HAIL Pr0n, For It Never Has A Headache"
    >> -Aaron M. Henne
    >>
    >> "At Bungmunch U, sexual harassment isn't prosecuted. It's graded."
    >> -Raoul Xemblinosky

    >
    >I assumed it had to do with their main activity which
    >is spanking the monkey.


    You being the monkey.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  17. Re: So, why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

    On Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:21:34 -0500, Uncle Monster
    <uncle-monster@blowme.net> wrote:

    >???hw??f wrote:
    >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:41:47 -0500
    >> Uncle Monster <uncle-monster@blowme.net> wrote:
    >>
    >>> ???hw??f wrote:
    >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:06:11 +0100
    >>>> 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
    >>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
    >>>>> [...]
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> How are you SO SURE it wasn't?
    >>>>> *Tap* *tap*. My answer's over there -->
    >>>>> <0trju3ls49lk942ls695hv951hb48s9e3g@4ax.com>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> I'm not just writing this stuff for the good of my health, you know.
    >>>>>
    >>>> I'm sure that only pussies use kilfiles, you know.
    >>>>
    >>>> --
    >>> Meow! Meow! Killfiles rule. You use a screen door to keep out
    >>> bugs don't you? You use the channel selector on your TV and
    >>> radio don't you?
    >>>
    >>> [8~{} Uncle Monster

    >>
    >> Nice Dodge. Care to address the issue, much?
    >> Kilfiles are for pussies since only a PUSSY would cry and run away.
    >> Also kilfiles are for the un-disciplined. Why bother with all those mousemoves when you can just *decide* to not read somwon2 p0asts?
    >> Case closed, bitch.
    >>
    >> --

    >Well kid you're not in my killfile, even though your
    >post is sophomoric. I don't killfile someone because
    >of what they say, I killfile because of behavior.
    >There is only one person I filter out and it's because
    >of a pages long sig that accompanies every post. It's
    >obvious that you failed to see the humor in my post so
    >I'll leave it at that. Have a nice day!
    >
    >[8~{} Uncle Monster


    Thanks for sharing your butthurtz, Retardo. Yeah, I spanked your ass
    eight ways to last week...then I made yer brother suck my cock like
    the bitch he is, afterwards I made you clean out my ass crack with yer
    tongue...you liked it though, didn't you? Don't bother to reply if
    you agree, LOL, I just love other people's blinders. Too bad Mingy
    can't figure them out, then he'd finally be able to shut himself the
    fuck up like Uncle Child Molester here. Well, I guess that's a
    relative thing though, since despite the blinders the idiot has on he
    just can't seem to stop yapping off at the stupid about me. I swear
    I'm so the fuck far up in his head space that I'm practically sellin
    REAL ESTATE. ^_^

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  18. Re: How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroks at Walm*rat.

    Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
    > On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:10:54 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    > wrote:
    >
    >> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:18:50 -0800, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:13:42 +0000 (UTC)
    >>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
    >>> <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
    >>>> news:20080321090237.457ae0d9 @vector:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:00:38 +0000 (UTC)
    >>>>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
    >>>>> <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote in
    >>>>>> news:ejd7u317ct9tuos03i64s0sjl97u96vdju@4ax.com:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Oendius Med Hatef wroet:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
    >>>>>>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> LOL
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Heeehahahaha.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's
    >>>>>>>> VERY important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're
    >>>>>>>> supposedly>having. *nods*
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> *snicker*
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> LOL
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> LOL
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Fcukhaed.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Shirley, he can't be serious.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Hes the greeter with the lazy eye...
    >>>>
    >>>> "I become a transparent store greeter"
    >>>
    >>> You win. Not futurama...maybe...Family Guy?

    >>
    >> family guy blows goats. at least american dad. and ~I~ would choose
    >> inuyasha, personally. just so you know.

    >
    > Inuyasha kinda blows, it's terribly long and terribly tedious. It's
    > like Yu Yu Hakusho only with a craptacular plot line. Some animes are
    > okay if they're long, if they've got a decent plot, others...not so
    > much.
    >
    > I've actually considered taking like all the DBZ episodes and then
    > re-editing them together so that the fights don't take 20 episodes
    > per. The funny part is that I probably wouldn't even need to remove
    > any content so much as just cut out all the redundancy, duplicated
    > scenes, incessant flashbacks, etc.


    Sounds interesting. I'd watch that.

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  19. Re: How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroks at Walm*rat.

    Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
    > On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:10:54 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    > wrote:
    >
    >> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:18:50 -0800, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:13:42 +0000 (UTC)
    >>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
    >>> <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
    >>>> news:20080321090237.457ae0d9 @vector:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:00:38 +0000 (UTC)
    >>>>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
    >>>>> <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote in
    >>>>>> news:ejd7u317ct9tuos03i64s0sjl97u96vdju@4ax.com:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Oendius Med Hatef wroet:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
    >>>>>>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> LOL
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Heeehahahaha.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's
    >>>>>>>> VERY important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're
    >>>>>>>> supposedly>having. *nods*
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> *snicker*
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> LOL
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> LOL
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Fcukhaed.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Shirley, he can't be serious.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Hes the greeter with the lazy eye...
    >>>>
    >>>> "I become a transparent store greeter"
    >>>
    >>> You win. Not futurama...maybe...Family Guy?

    >>
    >> family guy blows goats. at least american dad. and ~I~ would choose
    >> inuyasha, personally. just so you know.

    >
    > Inuyasha kinda blows, it's terribly long and terribly tedious. It's
    > like Yu Yu Hakusho only with a craptacular plot line. Some animes are
    > okay if they're long, if they've got a decent plot, others...not so
    > much.
    >
    > I've actually considered taking like all the DBZ episodes and then
    > re-editing them together so that the fights don't take 20 episodes
    > per. The funny part is that I probably wouldn't even need to remove
    > any content so much as just cut out all the redundancy, duplicated
    > scenes, incessant flashbacks, etc.


    Sounds interesting. I'd watch that.

    --
    In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
    This is you not giving a shit?
    HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
    I win & stuff.
     
  20. The 2-Belo

    The 2-Belo Guest

    Re: Animedeus Mad Fanboi. (was Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of homos.)

    We sadly announce the death of Onideus Mad Hatter on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:26:53
    -0800 after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:

    >On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 14:36:47 +0900, The 2-Belo
    ><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >
    >>We sadly announce the death of Jonathan Herr on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:35:22 -0600
    >>after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:
    >>
    >>>>> Way to rape the newfag level cliche's there, Bilbo. Free cl00
    >>>>
    >>>> What is it with you and "cl00"? Do you have some sort of pathological
    >>>> aversion to spelling words like adults would?
    >>>
    >>>It's called leetspeak

    >
    >>Absence of excrement, Mr. Holmes. What amuses me is that he feels the need to
    >>use it over and over in a lame attempt to establish himself as a member of the
    >>"leet" in the first place.

    >
    >For being so "amused" you certainly do seem to WHINE about it an awful
    >lot, Sparkles. I personally think it's kind of cute that you think
    >I'm trying to be "leet" though (whatever the fuck that's supposed to
    >mean).


    You need not feign ignorance, Ludbunski. You're already ignorant enough as it
    is.


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