ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>

Re: Animedeus Mad Fanboi. (was Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of homos.)

We sadly announce the death of Onideus Mad Hatter on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:26:53
-0800 after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:

>On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 14:36:47 +0900, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>>We sadly announce the death of Jonathan Herr on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:35:22 -0600
>>after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:
>>
>>>>> Way to rape the newfag level cliche's there, Bilbo. Free cl00
>>>>
>>>> What is it with you and "cl00"? Do you have some sort of pathological
>>>> aversion to spelling words like adults would?
>>>
>>>It's called leetspeak
>
>>Absence of excrement, Mr. Holmes. What amuses me is that he feels the need to
>>use it over and over in a lame attempt to establish himself as a member of the
>>"leet" in the first place.
>
>For being so "amused" you certainly do seem to WHINE about it an awful
>lot, Sparkles. I personally think it's kind of cute that you think
>I'm trying to be "leet" though (whatever the fuck that's supposed to
>mean).

You need not feign ignorance, Ludbunski. You're already ignorant enough as it
is.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]
The alt.fan.karl-malden.nose Webcenter Museum:
http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999
aavf3: mhm21x20
Top Usenet Asshole #16
Lits Slut #4

"Bocce, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!"
-- Uncle Owen, _Star Pulp_

 

Re: How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroks at Walm*rat.

We sadly announce the death of Onideus Mad Hatter on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:26:53
-0800 after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:

[...]

>>>You win. Not futurama...maybe...Family Guy?
>>
>>family guy blows goats. at least american dad. and ~I~ would choose
>>inuyasha, personally. just so you know.
>
>Inuyasha kinda blows, it's terribly long and terribly tedious. It's
>like Yu Yu Hakusho only with a craptacular plot line. Some animes are
>okay if they're long, if they've got a decent plot, others...not so
>much.
>
>I've actually considered taking like all the DBZ episodes and then
>re-editing them together so that the blah blah blah blah blah blah
>blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
>blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

You never got around to answering my post about why you're such a Japan-felching
culture-sucking sheep, Ludbunski. Why is that?


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]
The alt.fan.karl-malden.nose Webcenter Museum:
http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999
aavf3: mhm21x20
Top Usenet Asshole #16
Lits Slut #4

"Bocce, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!"
-- Uncle Owen, _Star Pulp_

 

Re: How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroks at Walm*rat.

We sadly announce the death of Onideus Mad Hatter on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:26:53
-0800 after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:

[...]

>>>You win. Not futurama...maybe...Family Guy?
>>
>>family guy blows goats. at least american dad. and ~I~ would choose
>>inuyasha, personally. just so you know.
>
>Inuyasha kinda blows, it's terribly long and terribly tedious. It's
>like Yu Yu Hakusho only with a craptacular plot line. Some animes are
>okay if they're long, if they've got a decent plot, others...not so
>much.
>
>I've actually considered taking like all the DBZ episodes and then
>re-editing them together so that the blah blah blah blah blah blah
>blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
>blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

You never got around to answering my post about why you're such a Japan-felching
culture-sucking sheep, Ludbunski. Why is that?


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]
The alt.fan.karl-malden.nose Webcenter Museum:
http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999
aavf3: mhm21x20
Top Usenet Asshole #16
Lits Slut #4

"Bocce, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!"
-- Uncle Owen, _Star Pulp_

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:47:46 -0400, Bill Palmer <Biiil@none.nul>
wrote:

>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:09:11 -0800 Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in Message id:
><2i88u3hujaff6e1i8mqq652dqno72aflec@4ax.com>:
>
>>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:47:45 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>><raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>>>
>>>This from a guy whose entire schtick is designed to cover up the fact
>>>that he is so far from being embarrassed by his self-confessed
>>>incontinence that he not only refuses to take steps to have it
>>>corrected, but even so embraces his status as a diaper-wearing bottom
>>>that once he has scrimped and saved a sufficient amount from the
>>>pittance paid him at Wally World, he takes the Greyhound down to San
>>>Francisco to purchase what he considers a truly satisfactory spanking
>>>from his adored Daddy Howard.
>>
>>Self-confessed, eh?

>Yes, self-confessed:
>fn6n3tkamrptv8upo603vbonn1lrunr785@4ax.com
>ohuo3t018672m196a42jhdc9pob7igbo20@4ax.com
>
>*Gack*

Well as far as trolling I've also claimed to be GOD...so by your
failing grasp of logic I guess that's true too, huh Spanky? I mean,
shit, you reads it on teh Interwebs so it MUST be true. *nods*

Now then...kneel before your God, you pathetic halfling.

>>LOL, only in your homoerotic lil gay spanking
>>fantasies..."Raoul". *snicker*

>Shu<COCK SLAP>

I'm sorry, what was that? I'm going to have to require you to repeat
yourself. Since I am your God and all, well, it's not as if you have
any say in the matter.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 23:23:39 +0000, metro-golden-meower
<metro-golden-meower@meow.org> wrote:

>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:10:24 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:23:21 +0000, metro-golden-meower
>><metro-golden-meower@meow.org> wrote:
>>
>>>>Pogo? Ugh... before my time. Not that I even care to know about it...
>>
>>>you're just saying that because you think its a pole dancer at a gay
>>>bar, gay bar, mr electic six.
>>
>>Autoflame Grade: A+
>>
>>Hey Metrosexual Golden Shower, the next time you fumble a lame like
>>that check to make sure you actually mentioned the WORD "pole" in the
>>post, otherwise it's pretty gawd damn fuckin apparent whose having
>>THAT lil fantasy, you cock shitting butt plunger. Face it d00d...yer
>>an ass tampon...an asspon. LOL

>get a grip, matt and i don't mean on someones cock you want to slap.

I've got a firm grip on your leash, Metrosexual Golden Shower.

*tugs hard*

Are ya feelin it, Stupid? LOL

>we've all been ragging him about being gay after calling us perverts
>about pussy. so why climb out of your pram and go all hyper homo lamer
>over an amuzing, well to myself at least, tonge in cheek joke about
>him thinking pogoing was a pole dancer at a gay bar? why could that
>be. where you to fat to get the job of pole dancer at the gay bar,
>private dancer?

The truly sad part about all this is that you really do think what you
were doing was actually even mildly amusing to anyone with an IQ above
65.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:39:31 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>'Menjy' wrote:
>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>> ???hw??f wrote:
>>>>> 'Menjy':
>>>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>>>>>> Oh, I also noticed that alt.2600's very own Jamos Ludbunski started
>>>>>> a thread called "Hace An X-Face Now, I Did It Fer Teh LULZ!".
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Question for you newbies: Why did he spell it "hace"?
>>>>>>
>>>>> To troll you, you ignorant fucking muppet.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Bingo!
>>>
>>> Wrong answer again, my poor little lamb. Shall I give you a clue?
>>
>>Uhm.. how can you know what it means, if you didn't start the post yourself?
>
>Well, I do know that it's hightly unlikely that he posted it to troll *me*, as
>it was posted only to alt.2600.

You seem to be forgetting again, Dipshit. Remember your recent post
where you made a BIG announcement about how you had subscribed to A26
in order to better obsess over me? Duh uh, think slow now, Downs.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:05:13 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>'Menjy' wrote:
>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>>> ???hw??f wrote:
>>>>>>> 'Menjy':
>>>>>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>>>>>>>> Oh, I also noticed that alt.2600's very own Jamos Ludbunski
>>>>>>>> started a thread called "Hace An X-Face Now, I Did It Fer Teh
>>>>>>>> LULZ!".
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Question for you newbies: Why did he spell it "hace"?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> To troll you, you ignorant fucking muppet.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Bingo!
>>>>>
>>>>> Wrong answer again, my poor little lamb. Shall I give you a clue?
>>>>
>>>> Uhm.. how can you know what it means, if you didn't start the post
>>>> yourself?
>>>
>>> Well, I do know that it's hightly unlikely that he posted it to troll
>>> *me*, as it was posted only to alt.2600.
>>>
>>> It wasn't a spelling mistake or typo either.
>>
>>How are you SO SURE it wasn't?
>
>Easy: Google.
>
>158 for (hace) group:alt.2600 authornideus author:mad author:hatter
>
>The first page (of a total of 16 pages, that is), contains the following
>subject lines, all chosen by Ludbunski:
>
>I Hace Made A Lesser Blog
>I Hace A New Quote!!1!
>I Hace A Light Saber!
>I Hace A MySpace Page Now, LOL
>I Hace A New Quote!
>
>Now, why do you reckon he does it? Any ideas? Tell you what; why not choose
>one from my list:
>
>1. He really doesn't know how to spell "have".
>2. He *does* know how to spell "have", but made the same typo 158 times.
>3. He thinks it's cool to write "I hace".
4. I like to make Spelling-Nazi's like you shit your pants in
frustration whilst you whine like a training pants wearing little
bitch.

^_^ HTH!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 23:52:11 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>Meat Plow wrote:
>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:51:26 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>>> That's generally the way lesser, wannabe trolls operate. They simply
>>> resort to third grade level insults, ignore any and all rational,
>>> thoughtful attempts at a discussion and attempt to flip every single
>>> thing you say into a negative light, desperately in search for ANY
>>> little tidbit that they can use to try and lame you with.
>>
>> You've just described yourself to a T, Diaperboi. And you'll post the
>> proof when you reply.
>
>For once, I've gotta agree with Meat Plow here. No offence to you OMH, but
>you sometimes DO SOME those things. NOT ALL, but some. The postedits, and
>the flipping into negative light mainly.

There is a post, several in fact, in which many people uncover the
truth of my posting style...I think BuZZard once referred to it as my
"mirror trick". LOL

See the thing is, I tend to be a reflective poster, meaning that what
you show me is what you'll get in return (often times magnified). So
anytime anyone ever starts to complain, well, what they're really
complaining about is themselves. Hence my little quote about
"deserving better" and all. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:47:46 -0400, Bill Palmer <Biiil@none.nul>
wrote:

>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:09:11 -0800 Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in Message id:
><2i88u3hujaff6e1i8mqq652dqno72aflec@4ax.com>:
>
>>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:47:45 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>><raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>>>
>>>This from a guy whose entire schtick is designed to cover up the fact
>>>that he is so far from being embarrassed by his self-confessed
>>>incontinence that he not only refuses to take steps to have it
>>>corrected, but even so embraces his status as a diaper-wearing bottom
>>>that once he has scrimped and saved a sufficient amount from the
>>>pittance paid him at Wally World, he takes the Greyhound down to San
>>>Francisco to purchase what he considers a truly satisfactory spanking
>>>from his adored Daddy Howard.
>>
>>Self-confessed, eh?

>Yes, self-confessed:
>fn6n3tkamrptv8upo603vbonn1lrunr785@4ax.com
>ohuo3t018672m196a42jhdc9pob7igbo20@4ax.com
>
>*Gack*

Well as far as trolling I've also claimed to be GOD...so by your
failing grasp of logic I guess that's true too, huh Spanky? I mean,
shit, you reads it on teh Interwebs so it MUST be true. *nods*

Now then...kneel before your God, you pathetic halfling.

>>LOL, only in your homoerotic lil gay spanking
>>fantasies..."Raoul". *snicker*

>Shu<COCK SLAP>

I'm sorry, what was that? I'm going to have to require you to repeat
yourself. Since I am your God and all, well, it's not as if you have
any say in the matter.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 23:23:39 +0000, metro-golden-meower
<metro-golden-meower@meow.org> wrote:

>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:10:24 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:23:21 +0000, metro-golden-meower
>><metro-golden-meower@meow.org> wrote:
>>
>>>>Pogo? Ugh... before my time. Not that I even care to know about it...
>>
>>>you're just saying that because you think its a pole dancer at a gay
>>>bar, gay bar, mr electic six.
>>
>>Autoflame Grade: A+
>>
>>Hey Metrosexual Golden Shower, the next time you fumble a lame like
>>that check to make sure you actually mentioned the WORD "pole" in the
>>post, otherwise it's pretty gawd damn fuckin apparent whose having
>>THAT lil fantasy, you cock shitting butt plunger. Face it d00d...yer
>>an ass tampon...an asspon. LOL

>get a grip, matt and i don't mean on someones cock you want to slap.

I've got a firm grip on your leash, Metrosexual Golden Shower.

*tugs hard*

Are ya feelin it, Stupid? LOL

>we've all been ragging him about being gay after calling us perverts
>about pussy. so why climb out of your pram and go all hyper homo lamer
>over an amuzing, well to myself at least, tonge in cheek joke about
>him thinking pogoing was a pole dancer at a gay bar? why could that
>be. where you to fat to get the job of pole dancer at the gay bar,
>private dancer?

The truly sad part about all this is that you really do think what you
were doing was actually even mildly amusing to anyone with an IQ above
65.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:39:31 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>'Menjy' wrote:
>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>> ???hw??f wrote:
>>>>> 'Menjy':
>>>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>>>>>> Oh, I also noticed that alt.2600's very own Jamos Ludbunski started
>>>>>> a thread called "Hace An X-Face Now, I Did It Fer Teh LULZ!".
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Question for you newbies: Why did he spell it "hace"?
>>>>>>
>>>>> To troll you, you ignorant fucking muppet.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Bingo!
>>>
>>> Wrong answer again, my poor little lamb. Shall I give you a clue?
>>
>>Uhm.. how can you know what it means, if you didn't start the post yourself?
>
>Well, I do know that it's hightly unlikely that he posted it to troll *me*, as
>it was posted only to alt.2600.

You seem to be forgetting again, Dipshit. Remember your recent post
where you made a BIG announcement about how you had subscribed to A26
in order to better obsess over me? Duh uh, think slow now, Downs.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:05:13 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>'Menjy' wrote:
>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>>> ???hw??f wrote:
>>>>>>> 'Menjy':
>>>>>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>>>>>>>> Oh, I also noticed that alt.2600's very own Jamos Ludbunski
>>>>>>>> started a thread called "Hace An X-Face Now, I Did It Fer Teh
>>>>>>>> LULZ!".
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Question for you newbies: Why did he spell it "hace"?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> To troll you, you ignorant fucking muppet.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Bingo!
>>>>>
>>>>> Wrong answer again, my poor little lamb. Shall I give you a clue?
>>>>
>>>> Uhm.. how can you know what it means, if you didn't start the post
>>>> yourself?
>>>
>>> Well, I do know that it's hightly unlikely that he posted it to troll
>>> *me*, as it was posted only to alt.2600.
>>>
>>> It wasn't a spelling mistake or typo either.
>>
>>How are you SO SURE it wasn't?
>
>Easy: Google.
>
>158 for (hace) group:alt.2600 authornideus author:mad author:hatter
>
>The first page (of a total of 16 pages, that is), contains the following
>subject lines, all chosen by Ludbunski:
>
>I Hace Made A Lesser Blog
>I Hace A New Quote!!1!
>I Hace A Light Saber!
>I Hace A MySpace Page Now, LOL
>I Hace A New Quote!
>
>Now, why do you reckon he does it? Any ideas? Tell you what; why not choose
>one from my list:
>
>1. He really doesn't know how to spell "have".
>2. He *does* know how to spell "have", but made the same typo 158 times.
>3. He thinks it's cool to write "I hace".
4. I like to make Spelling-Nazi's like you shit your pants in
frustration whilst you whine like a training pants wearing little
bitch.

^_^ HTH!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 23:52:11 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>Meat Plow wrote:
>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:51:26 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>>> That's generally the way lesser, wannabe trolls operate. They simply
>>> resort to third grade level insults, ignore any and all rational,
>>> thoughtful attempts at a discussion and attempt to flip every single
>>> thing you say into a negative light, desperately in search for ANY
>>> little tidbit that they can use to try and lame you with.
>>
>> You've just described yourself to a T, Diaperboi. And you'll post the
>> proof when you reply.
>
>For once, I've gotta agree with Meat Plow here. No offence to you OMH, but
>you sometimes DO SOME those things. NOT ALL, but some. The postedits, and
>the flipping into negative light mainly.

There is a post, several in fact, in which many people uncover the
truth of my posting style...I think BuZZard once referred to it as my
"mirror trick". LOL

See the thing is, I tend to be a reflective poster, meaning that what
you show me is what you'll get in return (often times magnified). So
anytime anyone ever starts to complain, well, what they're really
complaining about is themselves. Hence my little quote about
"deserving better" and all. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: So, why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:49:59 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>'Menjy' wrote:
>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>
>>>> [...]
>>>>
>>>>>>> How are you SO SURE it wasn't?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *Tap* *tap*. My answer's over there -->
>>>>>> <0trju3ls49lk942ls695hv951hb48s9e3g@4ax.com>
>>>>>
>>>>> Uhm... How do i use that address? It seems like a wierd nonsense
>>>>> address...
>>>>
>>>> It's too complicated for you, Jonathan. Never mind, you must have
>>>> read my post by now. So, why do *you* think Jamos Ludbunski writes
>>>> "I hace" all the time?
>>>
>>> You want my honest answer? It's either: A: to piss you off
>>
>> Wrong answer. How could it be to piss *me* off when he's been posting
>> it to groups I don't subscribe to while I wasn't even on UseNet?
>
>Okay... maybe he's been doing it to piss you (and other people like you)
>off.

You have to understand, for a retard like Mingy the WHOLE WORLD
revolves around him and his stupidity. He simply cannot fathom a
world in which he isn't the center of attention. He does have
medication he can take to try and make him feel "normal", but he quite
often "forgets" to take it.

>I still don't get why you guys are going off on that 'homo' rampage as of
>late. I'm sure half of it is because i'm responding to it, but that can't
>be the whole story... I wonder what the other half of the reason...

They wanna have gay homo sex with you, but they need to make sure you
actually are gay first before they try molesting you. Problem is
they're just too damn stupid to take "no" for an answer, hence the
endless repetition. Whatever you do, don't drop the soap around these
fags. LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: So, why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:49:59 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>'Menjy' wrote:
>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>
>>>> [...]
>>>>
>>>>>>> How are you SO SURE it wasn't?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *Tap* *tap*. My answer's over there -->
>>>>>> <0trju3ls49lk942ls695hv951hb48s9e3g@4ax.com>
>>>>>
>>>>> Uhm... How do i use that address? It seems like a wierd nonsense
>>>>> address...
>>>>
>>>> It's too complicated for you, Jonathan. Never mind, you must have
>>>> read my post by now. So, why do *you* think Jamos Ludbunski writes
>>>> "I hace" all the time?
>>>
>>> You want my honest answer? It's either: A: to piss you off
>>
>> Wrong answer. How could it be to piss *me* off when he's been posting
>> it to groups I don't subscribe to while I wasn't even on UseNet?
>
>Okay... maybe he's been doing it to piss you (and other people like you)
>off.

You have to understand, for a retard like Mingy the WHOLE WORLD
revolves around him and his stupidity. He simply cannot fathom a
world in which he isn't the center of attention. He does have
medication he can take to try and make him feel "normal", but he quite
often "forgets" to take it.

>I still don't get why you guys are going off on that 'homo' rampage as of
>late. I'm sure half of it is because i'm responding to it, but that can't
>be the whole story... I wonder what the other half of the reason...

They wanna have gay homo sex with you, but they need to make sure you
actually are gay first before they try molesting you. Problem is
they're just too damn stupid to take "no" for an answer, hence the
endless repetition. Whatever you do, don't drop the soap around these
fags. LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroks at Walm*rat.

On Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:35:56 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>We sadly announce the death of Onideus Mad Hatter on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:26:53
>-0800 after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:
>
>[...]
>
>>>>You win. Not futurama...maybe...Family Guy?
>>>
>>>family guy blows goats. at least american dad. and ~I~ would choose
>>>inuyasha, personally. just so you know.
>>
>>Inuyasha kinda blows, it's terribly long and terribly tedious. It's
>>like Yu Yu Hakusho only with a craptacular plot line. Some animes are
>>okay if they're long, if they've got a decent plot, others...not so
>>much.
>>
>>I've actually considered taking like all the DBZ episodes and then
>>re-editing them together so that the blah blah blah blah blah blah
>>blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
>>blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
>
>You never got around to answe<COCK SLAP>

You can't even manage to READ one of my posts that's longer than two
sentences and you're bitching about not getting a reply? LOL, don't
worry fuckup, I'm sure it's in the 200+ posts in my outbox, you'll
just have to sit patiently and wait for your verbal molestation like a
good little bitch. In the mean time why don't you do something
"constructive" like run around screaming "homo" to everyone who makes
you all butthurtz. LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Animedeus Mad Fanboi. (was Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of homos.)

On Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:24:10 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>We sadly announce the death of Onideus Mad Hatter on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:26:53
>-0800 after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:
>
>>On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 14:36:47 +0900, The 2-Belo
>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>>>We sadly announce the death of Jonathan Herr on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:35:22 -0600
>>>after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:
>>>
>>>>>> Way to rape the newfag level cliche's there, Bilbo. Free cl00
>>>>>
>>>>> What is it with you and "cl00"? Do you have some sort of pathological
>>>>> aversion to spelling words like adults would?
>>>>
>>>>It's called leetspeak
>>
>>>Absence of excrement, Mr. Holmes. What amuses me is that he feels the need to
>>>use it over and over in a lame attempt to establish himself as a member of the
>>>"leet" in the first place.
>>
>>For being so "amused" you certainly do seem to WHINE about it an awful
>>lot, Sparkles. I personally think it's kind of cute that you think
>>I'm trying to be "leet" though (whatever the fuck that's supposed to
>>mean).

>You need not feign ignorance, Ludbunski. You're already ignorant enough as it
>is.

The only thing I'm ignorant of is the cause of your perpetual
stupidity, but then, quite frankly, it doesn't really matter how you
got so stupid so long as you keep drooling for our entertainment.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroks at Walm*rat.

On Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:35:56 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>We sadly announce the death of Onideus Mad Hatter on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:26:53
>-0800 after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:
>
>[...]
>
>>>>You win. Not futurama...maybe...Family Guy?
>>>
>>>family guy blows goats. at least american dad. and ~I~ would choose
>>>inuyasha, personally. just so you know.
>>
>>Inuyasha kinda blows, it's terribly long and terribly tedious. It's
>>like Yu Yu Hakusho only with a craptacular plot line. Some animes are
>>okay if they're long, if they've got a decent plot, others...not so
>>much.
>>
>>I've actually considered taking like all the DBZ episodes and then
>>re-editing them together so that the blah blah blah blah blah blah
>>blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
>>blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
>
>You never got around to answe<COCK SLAP>

You can't even manage to READ one of my posts that's longer than two
sentences and you're bitching about not getting a reply? LOL, don't
worry fuckup, I'm sure it's in the 200+ posts in my outbox, you'll
just have to sit patiently and wait for your verbal molestation like a
good little bitch. In the mean time why don't you do something
"constructive" like run around screaming "homo" to everyone who makes
you all butthurtz. LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Animedeus Mad Fanboi. (was Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of homos.)

On Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:24:10 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>We sadly announce the death of Onideus Mad Hatter on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:26:53
>-0800 after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:
>
>>On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 14:36:47 +0900, The 2-Belo
>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>>>We sadly announce the death of Jonathan Herr on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:35:22 -0600
>>>after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:
>>>
>>>>>> Way to rape the newfag level cliche's there, Bilbo. Free cl00
>>>>>
>>>>> What is it with you and "cl00"? Do you have some sort of pathological
>>>>> aversion to spelling words like adults would?
>>>>
>>>>It's called leetspeak
>>
>>>Absence of excrement, Mr. Holmes. What amuses me is that he feels the need to
>>>use it over and over in a lame attempt to establish himself as a member of the
>>>"leet" in the first place.
>>
>>For being so "amused" you certainly do seem to WHINE about it an awful
>>lot, Sparkles. I personally think it's kind of cute that you think
>>I'm trying to be "leet" though (whatever the fuck that's supposed to
>>mean).

>You need not feign ignorance, Ludbunski. You're already ignorant enough as it
>is.

The only thing I'm ignorant of is the cause of your perpetual
stupidity, but then, quite frankly, it doesn't really matter how you
got so stupid so long as you keep drooling for our entertainment.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroks at Walm*rat.

On Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:35:56 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>We sadly announce the death of Onideus Mad Hatter on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:26:53
>-0800 after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:
>
>[...]
>
>>>>You win. Not futurama...maybe...Family Guy?
>>>
>>>family guy blows goats. at least american dad. and ~I~ would choose
>>>inuyasha, personally. just so you know.
>>
>>Inuyasha kinda blows, it's terribly long and terribly tedious. It's
>>like Yu Yu Hakusho only with a craptacular plot line. Some animes are
>>okay if they're long, if they've got a decent plot, others...not so
>>much.
>>
>>I've actually considered taking like all the DBZ episodes and then
>>re-editing them together so that the blah blah blah blah blah blah
>>blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
>>blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
>
>You never got around to answering my post about why you're such a Japan-felching
>culture-sucking sheep, Ludbunski. Why is that?

hes like the american version of a 12 year old japaneeski school girl
out looking for the next cross-pacific inspired fad.

oh, and 2, its a lot more fun to talk about ludbunski when he knows
youve got him killfiled. hehehehheeeee

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>