ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>

Re: History lesson for clueless newbies - why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

On 11 Apr 2008 19:38:49 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
<byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com> wrote:

>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
> [..]
>
>> <deploys four squads of otters to walk up and ring the doorbell and announce
>> "Land shark!" until he opens the door like the damned fool that he is>
>
> And when no one's left alive, Landshark will survive.

i think the shed and landshark will get along famously.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

Re: Ludbunski and America's most boring city - a marriage made in Kenosha

On Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:01:42 +0200, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>>> How does *your* egregious sucking on Diaper Boy's ass constitute
>>> sycophancy on *my* part, Jonathomo?
>>
>>You seem to fling insults that either cut people down, or are just blatantly
>>fictional at every opportunity you can. Like the 'ass sucking' statement
>>above, or the *SAME* thing 2 replies ago, or your insulting of OMH's house,
>>by calling him a cunt, 2 more above that.

>Are you me, Raoul?

Well he's always replying for you like you're too stupid to do it for
yourself. Tell us though, Ming-tard, do you like it? Does it turn
you on when homosexuRaoul replies for you? Do you think it's
chivalrous and manly? Let me guess, he rides on top, huh?

>>Frankly I actually applaud OMH for getting a house that's not overprices
>>2000%. These damn 1/3 and 1/2 million dollar homes are so overpriced for
>>what you get it's not even funny.

>Ah, I see you're acquainted with Ludbunski "ACTUAL value" economics. Tell me,
>homo, is your parents' house worth jack shit, too? You *do* still live with
>your parents, don't you?

You live with your parents Ming-tard, what's the big deal? I mean,
it's not as if there's some other explanation for your complete
miscomprehension on the value of homes. Then again maybe your parents
finally got sick of you stinking up their basement and got you some
little shit hovel of an apartment in the bad part of town.

>>Granted there's a lot of land and a big
>>house on that land.. but what's to like about the land itself. Most of the
>>areas were wooded or a bit more natural, and then they tear down ALL the
>>trees and give you properties with little shitty crap-trees on them.

>Last I heard, they didn't need to "tear down ALL the trees" in Walla Walla.
>The most interesting thing that happened in the bloody place almost A HUNDRED
>AND FIFTY FUCKING YEARS did it for them.

What are you babbling about now, Fruitloop?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Ludbunski and America's most boring city - a marriage made in Kenosha

On Tue, 8 Apr 2008 11:16:02 -0500, "Jonathan Herr"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>> On Mon, 7 Apr 2008 20:12:44 -0500, "Jonathan Herr"
>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, inept
>>>> spell-lamer, public whistler, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker
>>>> and ignoble spankard wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> ...of course, since you paid over a half million bucks for your
>>>>> dump I guess that doesn't leave you with much extra to do anything
>>>>> with it, huh?
>>>>
>>>> You guess wrong, you poor, poor sad little cunt.
>>>
>>> Quit talking about yourself like that Menjy.
>>
>> Quit kissing Diaper Boy's ass like that, Jonathan.
>
>I'm just pointing out how Menjy gives people labels that probably are more
>fitting for himself. And how do you figure that I'm 'sucking up' to OMH?
>Just because I'm insulting someone? If that's the case then why don't YOU
>quit kissing his ass and sucking up to him there Raoul.

It's "sucking up" for homos like Raoul, it's "fudge packing", big
difference.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Ludbunski and America's most boring city - a marriage made in Kenosha

On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:08:17 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
<raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 8 Apr 2008 11:16:02 -0500, "Jonathan Herr"
><dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>> On Mon, 7 Apr 2008 20:12:44 -0500, "Jonathan Herr"
>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, inept
>>>>> spell-lamer, public whistler, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker
>>>>> and ignoble spankard wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ...of course, since you paid over a half million bucks for your
>>>>>> dump I guess that doesn't leave you with much extra to do anything
>>>>>> with it, huh?
>>>>>
>>>>> You guess wrong, you poor, poor sad little cunt.
>>>>
>>>> Quit talking about yourself like that Menjy.
>>>
>>> Quit kissing Diaper Boy's ass like that, Jonathan.
>>
>>I'm just pointing out how Menjy gives people labels that probably are more
>>fitting for himself. And how do you figure that I'm 'sucking up' to OMH?
>>Just because I'm insulting someone? If that's the case then why don't YOU
>>quit kissing his ass and sucking up to him there Raoul.
>
>How does *your* egregious sucking on Diaper Boy's ass constitute
>sycophancy on *my* part, Jonathomo?

Why don't you try and explain to all of us why it is you're always
replying for your little bitch girlfriend Mingy? Do you think he's
too inadequate to reply for himself or are you just lookin to slurp
brownie points?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Ludbunski and America's most boring city - a marriage made in Kenosha

On Mon, 07 Apr 2008 22:43:40 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
<raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

>On Mon, 7 Apr 2008 20:12:44 -0500, "Jonathan Herr"
><dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>>'Menjy' wrote:
>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, inept
>>> spell-lamer, public whistler, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker
>>> and ignoble spankard wrote:
>>>>
>>>> ...of course, since you paid over a half million bucks for your dump
>>>> I guess that doesn't leave you with much extra to do anything with
>>>> it, huh?
>>>
>>> You guess wrong, you poor, poor sad little cunt.
>>
>>Quit talking about yourself like that Menjy.
>
>Quit kissing Diaper Boy's ass like that, Jonathomo.

Quit dreaming of diapered ass like that, homosexuRaoul.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Ludbunski and America's most boring city - a marriage made in Kenosha

On Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:43:42 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
<raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

>On Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:01:42 +0200, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>wrote:
>
>>Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>
>>[...]
>>
>>>> How does *your* egregious sucking on Diaper Boy's ass constitute
>>>> sycophancy on *my* part, Jonathomo?
>>>
>>>You seem to fling insults that either cut people down, or are just blatantly
>>>fictional at every opportunity you can. Like the 'ass sucking' statement
>>>above, or the *SAME* thing 2 replies ago, or your insulting of OMH's house,
>>>by calling him a cunt, 2 more above that.
>>
>>Are you me, Raoul? Homo thinks you are, and homo's at least as clever as I am,
>>except for the spelling mistakes and the stupid comments.
>
>I have never denied that I am also you.

....sounds pretty kinky. So which one of you is the bitch in the
relationship?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Ludbunski and America's most boring city - a marriage made in Kenosha

On Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:17:05 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>J. Raoul Xemblinosky schreit Ficken:
>
>>On Wed, 9 Apr 2008 19:12:55 -0500, "Jonathan Herr"
>><dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Menjy wrote:
>>>> Jonathan Herr air-kissed alt.flame thusly:
>>>
>>>>> Frankly I actually applaud OMH for getting a house that's not
>>>>> overprices 2000%. These damn 1/3 and 1/2 million dollar homes are
>>>>> so overpriced for what you get it's not even funny.
>>>>
>>>> Oh, you poor, POOR bunnykins! A damn (that's a naughty word, Jonny!!)
>>>> 1/3 million dollar house that's, oh, how do you say it, "OVERPRICES
>>>> 2000%" is really only worth $16650!! That *IS* "overprices", isn't it?
>>>>
>>>> Is $16650 what your parents' house is worth?
>>>
>>>No, it's worth about 100-110k and I was basically trying to be dramatic in
>>>reference to the cost of the houses. It's not far from the truth though. I
>>>mean come on, a 750,000$ home? Why would anyone pay THAT amount of money?
>>>If I could get a house for less money (and still get a good quality home)
>>>I'd go with the cheaper house. It only makes sense.
>>
>>First you have to get a job. It only makes sense.
>
>Also you have to come out of the closet. It only makes sense.

For homosexuRaoul anyway.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Ludbunski and America's most boring city - a marriage made in Kenosha

On Wed, 9 Apr 2008 19:12:55 -0500, "Jonathan Herr"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>Menjy wrote:
>> Jonathan Herr air-kissed alt.flame thusly:
>
>>> Frankly I actually applaud OMH for getting a house that's not
>>> overprices 2000%. These damn 1/3 and 1/2 million dollar homes are
>>> so overpriced for what you get it's not even funny.
>>
>> Oh, you poor, POOR bunnykins! A damn (that's a naughty word, Jonny!!)
>> 1/3 million dollar house that's, oh, how do you say it, "OVERPRICES
>> 2000%" is really only worth $16650!! That *IS* "overprices", isn't it?
>>
>> Is $16650 what your parents' house is worth?
>
>No, it's worth about 100-110k and I was basically trying to be dramatic in
>reference to the cost of the houses. It's not far from the truth though. I
>mean come on, a 750,000$ home? Why would anyone pay THAT amount of money?
>If I could get a house for less money (and still get a good quality home)
>I'd go with the cheaper house. It only makes sense.

These are the retards who think starting a "homo" cascade is an
effective form of attacking someone...so do you honestly expect them
to be able to follow the simplistic logic of NOT getting fucked up the
ass when buying a home?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Ludbunski and America's most boring city - a marriage made in Kenosha

On Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:49:27 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
<raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

>On Wed, 9 Apr 2008 19:12:55 -0500, "Jonathan Herr"
><dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>>Menjy wrote:
>>> Jonathan Herr air-kissed alt.flame thusly:
>>
>>>> Frankly I actually applaud OMH for getting a house that's not
>>>> overprices 2000%. These damn 1/3 and 1/2 million dollar homes are
>>>> so overpriced for what you get it's not even funny.
>>>
>>> Oh, you poor, POOR bunnykins! A damn (that's a naughty word, Jonny!!)
>>> 1/3 million dollar house that's, oh, how do you say it, "OVERPRICES
>>> 2000%" is really only worth $16650!! That *IS* "overprices", isn't it?
>>>
>>> Is $16650 what your parents' house is worth?
>>
>>No, it's worth about 100-110k and I was basically trying to be dramatic in
>>reference to the cost of the houses. It's not far from the truth though. I
>>mean come on, a 750,000$ home? Why would anyone pay THAT amount of money?
>>If I could get a house for less money (and still get a good quality home)
>>I'd go with the cheaper house. It only makes sense.
>
>First you have to get a job. It only makes sense.

How would you know, it's not like you've got a job. LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Ludbunski and America's most boring city - a marriage made in Kenosha

On Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:58:47 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
<raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

>On Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:38:09 +0900, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>>Jonathan Herr schreit Ficken:
>>
>>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky schreit Ficken:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:17:05 +0900, The 2-Belo
>>>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky schreit Ficken:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Wed, 9 Apr 2008 19:12:55 -0500, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Menjy wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Jonathan Herr air-kissed alt.flame thusly:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Frankly I actually applaud OMH for getting a house that's not
>>>>>>>>>> overprices 2000%. These damn 1/3 and 1/2 million dollar homes
>>>>>>>>>> are so overpriced for what you get it's not even funny.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Oh, you poor, POOR bunnykins! A damn (that's a naughty word,
>>>>>>>>> Jonny!!) 1/3 million dollar house that's, oh, how do you say it,
>>>>>>>>> "OVERPRICES 2000%" is really only worth $16650!! That *IS*
>>>>>>>>> "overprices", isn't it?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Is $16650 what your parents' house is worth?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No, it's worth about 100-110k and I was basically trying to be
>>>>>>>> dramatic in reference to the cost of the houses. It's not far
>>>>>>>> from the truth though. I mean come on, a 750,000$ home? Why
>>>>>>>> would anyone pay THAT amount of money? If I could get a house for
>>>>>>>> less money (and still get a good quality home) I'd go with the
>>>>>>>> cheaper house. It only makes sense.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> First you have to get a job. It only makes sense.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Also you have to come out of the closet. It only makes sense.
>>>>>
>>>>> Then you have to learn English. It only makes sense.
>>>>
>>>> Then you have to prove how intelligent. It only makes sense.
>>>
>>>Oh ha-ha, real funny. You seem to support each other's arguments just like
>>>people have accused me of doing to OMH (abbreviation alert), so why don't
>>>you quit kissing up to each other like that?
>>
>>At least I don't have shrines to Raoul in my .sig.
>
>Every post Jonathomo makes to the UPA groups is a shrine to Me.

Pointing out yer stupidity and humiliating you isn't exactly a
"shrine", you dumbfuck.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Ludbunski and America's most boring city - a marriage made in heaven.

On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:23:48 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
wrote:

>On Mon, 7 Apr 2008 20:12:44 -0500, "Jonathan Herr"
><dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>>'Menjy' wrote:
>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, inept
>>> spell-lamer, public whistler, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker
>>> and ignoble spankard wrote:
>>>>
>>>> ...of course, since you paid over a half million bucks for your dump
>>>> I guess that doesn't leave you with much extra to do anything with
>>>> it, huh?
>>>
>>> You guess wrong, you poor, poor sad little cunt.
>>
>>Quit talking about yourself like that Menjy.
>
>youre like a spring roll; no meat.

....most rolls don't have meat in them. Davey. Yeesh, how the fuck
much Xanax are you on these days?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: History lesson for clueless newbies - why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

On Wed, 9 Apr 2008 23:45:49 -0500, "Jonathan Herr"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>> On Wed, 9 Apr 2008 19:15:37 -0500, "Jonathan Herr"
>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 9 Apr 2008 12:50:31 -0500, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>> On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:42:13 +0200, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, inept
>>>>>>>>> spell-lamer, public whistler, mime-artist, estate agent,
>>>>>>>>> nose-picker and ignoble spankard wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, inept spell-lamer, public
>>>>>>>>>>> whistler, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker and ignoble
>>>>>>>>>>> spankard wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [...]
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Tantrum? What tantrum, snotbubble?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yeah. Your *OBSESSION* about 'hace' is example enough.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hardly an obsession, you silly little homo. I think it's an
>>>>>>> interesting topic, that's all. You must, too. After all, you keep
>>>>>>> appearing in this thread.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Looks like Jonathomo's looked up a new word. He just accused me of
>>>>>> being obsessed with "OMH," whoever or whatever the fuck "OMH" is.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter.
>>>>
>>>> See above. Who or what the fuck is one of those, and why should
>>>> anyone give a shit?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>> It's an abbriviation.
>>>>
>>>> What's an "abbriviation?"
>>>
>>> Lemme guess, I misspelled a word and little Raoul couldn't figure
>>> out what I meant by it.
>>
>> What I can't figure out is what you're still doing here. Besides
>> kissing Diaper Boy's ass, that is.
>>
>Here as in what? Posting in 2600?

I don't think the retard has noticed that he's posting to more than
one froup.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>T<COCK SLAP>

How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 00:54:34 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
wrote:

>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:51:26 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>> That's generally the way lesser, wannabe trolls operate. They simply
>> resort to third grade level insults, ignore any and all rational,
>> thoughtful attempts at a discussion and attempt to flip every single thing
>> you say into a negative light, desperately in search for ANY little tidbit
>> that they can use to try and lame you with.
>
>You've just described yourself t<COCK SLAP>

Pee Wee Hermen called, he wants his lames back, Ass Plow.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: History lesson for clueless newbies - why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:01:31 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got double secret probation for
writing:

>On 11 Apr 2008 19:38:49 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
><byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com> wrote:
>
>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>> [..]
>>
>>> <deploys four squads of otters to walk up and ring the doorbell and announce
>>> "Land shark!" until he opens the door like the damned fool that he is>
>>
>> And when no one's left alive, Landshark will survive.
>
>i think the shed and landshark will get along famously.

Until the pit eats them both


--

A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute

 

Re: History lesson for clueless newbies - why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:26:45 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:01:31 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got double secret probation for
>writing:
>
>>On 11 Apr 2008 19:38:49 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
>><byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com> wrote:
>>
>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>
>>> [..]
>>>
>>>> <deploys four squads of otters to walk up and ring the doorbell and announce
>>>> "Land shark!" until he opens the door like the damned fool that he is>
>>>
>>> And when no one's left alive, Landshark will survive.
>>
>>i think the shed and landshark will get along famously.
>
>Until the pit eats them both

the pit and the shed have come to an...understanding...as it were.

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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
> wrote:
>
> >T<COCK SLAP>
>
> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
>
Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.

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Re: Ludbunski and America's most boring city - a marriage made inKenosha

On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:06:37 GMT
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:02:04 -0700, in alt.flame, ???hw??f
> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated:
>
> >On Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:36:21 -0500
> >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:28:06 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >On Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:57:53 -0500
> >> >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On Wed, 9 Apr 2008 23:54:10 -0500, "Jonathan Herr"
> >> >> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >> >> >> On Wed, 9 Apr 2008 19:12:55 -0500, "Jonathan Herr"
> >> >> >> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>> Menjy wrote:
> >> >> >>>> Jonathan Herr air-kissed alt.flame thusly:
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>>> Frankly I actually applaud OMH for getting a house that's not
> >> >> >>>>> overprices 2000%. These damn 1/3 and 1/2 million dollar homes are
> >> >> >>>>> so overpriced for what you get it's not even funny.
> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >>>> Oh, you poor, POOR bunnykins! A damn (that's a naughty word,
> >> >> >>>> Jonny!!) 1/3 million dollar house that's, oh, how do you say it,
> >> >> >>>> "OVERPRICES 2000%" is really only worth $16650!! That *IS*
> >> >> >>>> "overprices", isn't it?
> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >>>> Is $16650 what your parents' house is worth?
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> No, it's worth about 100-110k and I was basically trying to be
> >> >> >>> dramatic in reference to the cost of the houses. It's not far from
> >> >> >>> the truth though. I mean come on, a 750,000$ home? Why would
> >> >> >>> anyone pay THAT amount of money? If I could get a house for less
> >> >> >>> money (and still get a good quality home) I'd go with the cheaper
> >> >> >>> house. It only makes sense.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> First you have to get a job. It only makes sense.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >And like i've said before, i'm trying to find SOME sort of entry level
> >> >> >computer-repair sort of job so that I can get the experience with pc
> >> >> >hardware, (which I already have some of, just need a job to make it
> >> >> >'official', you know what I mean? I know the stuff, yet I need to prove it
> >> >> >in a job-scenario.
> >> >>
> >> >> (shakes head sadly)
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >Nice acting. Your crocodile tears move NO ONE Raoul!
> >> >NO ONE I SAY!@!!!!1111!!!!
> >>
> >> I'm not crying. Yet. The most egregious permanewbie in years, and it
> >> has to be from MY goddamned neck of the woods.
> >>
> >Heres your chance to play mentor.
>
> I'd rather play Rogue/Hack
>
> "Oh, look, the Amulet of Yendor"

Heretic or Doom...

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Re: Does Jamos Ludbunski even *know* why he writes "I hace" all the time?

'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> wrote in
news:dm7vu3pq8gth0u0m13bi2fm30lg1kopcdh@4ax.com:

> Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,
> mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker and ignoble spankard wrote:
>>'Menjy' wrote:
>>>Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>
> [...]
>
>>>Question for you newbies: Why did he spell it "hace"?
>>
>>Slang is pretty hard to figure out when you're such a mental midget,
>>eh Mingy?
>
> Oh, *I* know why you did it, Ludbunski. I bet *you* don't, however.

Inbreeding?

 

On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:39 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> Pee Wee Hermen

We know.


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