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Discussion in 'Chatter' started by metro-golden-meower, Mar 17, 2008.

  1. Re: Does Jamos Ludbunski even *know* why he writes "I hace" all the time?

    On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:48:52 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
    Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:

    >'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> wrote in
    >news:dm7vu3pq8gth0u0m13bi2fm30lg1kopcdh@4ax.com:
    >
    >> Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,
    >> mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker and ignoble spankard wrote:
    >>>'Menjy' wrote:
    >>>>Jonathan Herr wrote:
    >>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:

    >>
    >> [...]
    >>
    >>>>Question for you newbies: Why did he spell it "hace"?
    >>>
    >>>Slang is pretty hard to figure out when you're such a mental midget,
    >>>eh Mingy?

    >>
    >> Oh, *I* know why you did it, Ludbunski. I bet *you* don't, however.

    >
    >Inbreeding?


    reptilian breeding program? molted metal?

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    <This space for rent.>
     
  2. Re: How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroks at Walm*rat.

    ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
    news:20080325081850.3a4094f6@vector:

    > On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:13:42 +0000 (UTC)
    > "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com>
    > wrote:
    >
    >> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in news:20080321090237.4

    > 57ae0d9
    >> @vector:
    >>
    >> > On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:00:38 +0000 (UTC)
    >> > "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
    >> > <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
    >> >
    >> >> President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote in
    >> >> news:ejd7u317ct9tuos03i64s0sjl97u96vdju@4ax.com:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Oendius Med Hatef wroet:
    >> >> >
    >> >> >>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
    >> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >>LOL
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >>>Heeehahahaha.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >>I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
    >> >> >>important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're
    >> >> >supposedly>having. *nods*
    >> >> >
    >> >> >>*snicker*
    >> >> >
    >> >> >>LOL
    >> >> >
    >> >> >>LOL
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Fcukhaed.
    >> >> >
    >> >> >>I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
    >> >> >
    >> >> > *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!
    >> >>
    >> >> Shirley, he can't be serious.
    >> >
    >> > Hes the greeter with the lazy eye...

    >>
    >> "I become a transparent store greeter"

    >
    > You win. Not futurama...maybe...Family Guy?


    Ralph Waldo Emerson.
     
  3. Re: Jamos Ludbunski's Greatest Hits

    Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
    news:v188u31v60hct3tb1ojhl7s0q90qt1e4nm@4ax.com:

    > On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:26:51 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
    > Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >
    >>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
    >>news:h0g7u3t2mqcj88m7a7dc3lgit8vv0jtvph@4ax.com:
    >>
    >>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:41:35 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
    >>> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
    >>>>news:dia7u3p90t48apjffjj5t0l14pmtsu5003@4ax.com:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:18:23 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    >>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>Do yo<COCK SLAP>
    >>>
    >>>>He really did have a valid point.
    >>>
    >>> To the limited like yourself I'm sure it seemed VERY "valid" and
    >>> interesting...then again you're the same kind of fuck who gets his
    >>> jollies off watching a dozen or more people reply to themselves with a
    >>> single word.
    >>>
    >>>>You're a rank amateur.
    >>>
    >>> Your kind will never have any shortage of that particular little belly
    >>> ache...but then, reality always bitch slaps you otherwise:
    >>> http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details/backwater-productions
    >>> .net
    >>>
    >>> *shrugs*
    >>>
    >>> But hey, if I'm such an amateur, even some retard like you should be
    >>> able to best my work (verbal or otherwise)...funny in that, uh...you
    >>> can't...amateur. LOL

    >>
    >>Rank. Amateur.

    >
    > Oh I'm sorry, funny in that, uh...you can't..."RANK" amateur. LOL
    >
    > ^_^


    Correct. I operate several levels above an amateur such as yourself.

    Or do we really want to compare pedigrees?
     
  4. Re: How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroks at Walm*rat.

    On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:17:09 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
    Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:

    >???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
    >news:20080325081850.3a4094f6@vector:
    >
    >> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:13:42 +0000 (UTC)
    >> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in news:20080321090237.4

    >> 57ae0d9
    >>> @vector:
    >>>
    >>> > On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:00:38 +0000 (UTC)
    >>> > "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
    >>> > <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
    >>> >
    >>> >> President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote in
    >>> >> news:ejd7u317ct9tuos03i64s0sjl97u96vdju@4ax.com:
    >>> >>
    >>> >> > Oendius Med Hatef wroet:
    >>> >> >
    >>> >> >>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
    >>> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >>> >> >>
    >>> >> >>LOL
    >>> >> >>
    >>> >> >>>Heeehahahaha.
    >>> >> >>
    >>> >> >>I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
    >>> >> >>important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're
    >>> >> >supposedly>having. *nods*
    >>> >> >
    >>> >> >>*snicker*
    >>> >> >
    >>> >> >>LOL
    >>> >> >
    >>> >> >>LOL
    >>> >> >
    >>> >> > Fcukhaed.
    >>> >> >
    >>> >> >>I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
    >>> >> >
    >>> >> > *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!
    >>> >>
    >>> >> Shirley, he can't be serious.
    >>> >
    >>> > Hes the greeter with the lazy eye...
    >>>
    >>> "I become a transparent store greeter"

    >>
    >> You win. Not futurama...maybe...Family Guy?

    >
    >Ralph Waldo Emerson.


    Iced Teabagger Vance.
     
  5. Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

    On Mar 21, 10:34 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
    wrote:
    > We sadly announce the death of Onideus Mad Hatter on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:02:36
    > -0800 after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:
    >
    > >On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
    > ><the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:


    [...]

    > >>But who gives a shit about your hokey artwork?

    > >http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details/backwater-productio...


    http://www.backwater-productions.net/
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Profile of Mad Squatter based on his crapper website:

    "Backwater" dictionary meaning: "a place or state of stagnant
    backwardness: This area of the country is a backwater that continues
    to resist progress."

    Backwater Productions? An oxymoron.

    Proof:

    The template he's using for the site's index page is ridiculously
    outdated from a modern design perspective. Slick it is not. Definitely
    not an attention grabber. I find that the photograph of a swamp is
    perhaps a clever but accidental representation of the mess that
    follows. A retarded monkey with feces on his palette would have been
    able to serve up something more enticing dish.

    So here's what's on the menu...

    I'm clicking "Services" and the following text is smeared across the
    screen on the right: "Backwater Productions offers Web Site design and
    implementation services along with friendly customer service at some
    of the best rates in the business."

    Well. Aside from the clumsy wording, I can't resist clicking the arrow
    on the lower right for the price index. At this point it feels like
    I'm applying the brakes to get a glimpse at the scene of a terrible
    road accident. I must admit I'm hooked now! :)P

    Base Price - $750

    Man I remember doing php flash layouts for no less than $5000 a pop to
    start. But we're not talking sophistication here. We're talking
    backwater.

    Animated Effects - $250

    For what? A crapper gif animation about the size of a thumb nail or a
    beautiful 3D landscape created in Discreet? I doubt Squatter has the
    money or the brains to operate Discreet but he has admitted to using
    pirated software in the past so I'm sure he's probably made attempts
    to rip off the pre-rendered templates provided in the program with
    disasterous results.

    Online Ordering - $250

    Makes me wonder what evil script kiddie nonsense he has in store for
    the sucker who thinks they know what this is supposed to mean.

    User Interaction - $250

    With what? His hairy right palm?

    Monthly updates - $25

    "I want you to redo this entire mess for $25 until you get it right.
    On second thought, I'll do it myself!"

    Streaming - $100+

    He means "Steaming"... as in turd.

    On to clients...

    "A prototype online Yoga course."

    Someone please tell this idiot that a prototype is not a client.

    "Iron Art Shop"

    I wonder which of his cousins finally gave in to his bitching and
    whining so he could finally "prove himself". The design for it is of
    course, what you'd expect. I've seen this one before too a while back,
    I guess they never asked him to come back to do "updates".

    "Anatomical Movement"

    Perhaps from a design perspective, Bowel Movement would have been more
    apt.

    "Histology"

    As if he's ever looked up the meaning of the word.

    "Tripower Aussie Sheep Dog Breeders"

    LOL! Was that a frog animation hoping across the swamp? I think I
    found an easter egg! WOoOooOooOoow!

    "Cell Biology"

    One hopes this will somehow help prevent those swamp dumbfcuks from
    inbreeding.

    Next up is "Projects"

    Coming Soon!

    <Busy busy busy>

    Yeah right. In other words, "I'm defeating the purpose of this site by
    giving you a page that's not finished yet." That'll certainly impress!

    Then there's the "Graphic Design" menu which rips off various
    copyrighted characters from Batman ("Yeah man, I wanna buy a Batman
    website for you! I'll give you $50!) to the Lord Of The Rings.

    "Video Editing"

    Does Mad Squatter have a warez copy of Adobe Premiere? Yes he does!

    "Audio Mixing"

    Another "Coming Soon busy busy busy" Mess-age. I wonder what he's
    using this time? Cubase? FruityLoops? A pair of CDJs?

    "Software"

    Obviously pirated, but "coming soon anyway". LOL.

    "Contact"

    Maddie's discovered how to add a "mailto:" link. AWESOME!

    > >...apparently around 2 million unique visitors a month, Snits.


    Business must be booming, eh? So like where's the rest of those client
    websites? Time to hire more employees for the studio! The dot com boom
    is under way! WOOHOO!


    This concludes the first half...

    Now for 2bee...

    > You suffer from this same self-important disease as James Koput: the one where
    > raw web site traffic statistics power your fragile ego. But it means little; not
    > your site, not my site, not anyone's. You're a small-scale graphics and web site
    > production crackhouse; quit making it out to be more than what it is. Koput
    > makes a couple of mix tapes and suddenly he's the hottest DJ in Canada? Get the
    > fuck out of here.


    See this?

    http://djmix.net/search.php?q=s007ii&search=Search&se=mix

    There's your proof.

    Now take a look at this:

    http://djmix.net/s007ii/mixes/MasonicTemple <-- It's Techno. Remember
    what you said about Techno?

    LOL.

    And now:

    http://myspace.com/s007ii

    <bows>

    _-
    James <s007ii>
    http://s007ii.com/tunes
     
  6. The 2-Belo

    The 2-Belo Guest

    Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

    Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    that *another* s007ii.exe@gmail.com has crashed into the *other* tower of
    alt.flame... We're under attack:

    [Koputz gives Ludbunski's graphic arteeste anime fap-fuel web site a clumsy, and
    yet at the same time strangely haphazard, critique]

    >This concludes the first half...
    >
    >Now for 2bee...
    >
    >> You suffer from this same self-important disease as James Koput: the one where
    >> raw web site traffic statistics power your fragile ego. But it means little; not
    >> your site, not my site, not anyone's. You're a small-scale graphics and web site
    >> production crackhouse; quit making it out to be more than what it is. Koput
    >> makes a couple of mix tapes and suddenly he's the hottest DJ in Canada? Get the
    >> fuck out of here.

    >
    >See this?
    >
    >http://djmix.net/search.php?q=s007ii&search=Search&se=mix
    >
    >There's your proof.


    Proof of what? Your fragile ego? What should I be impressed about here?

    >Now take a look at this:
    >
    >http://djmix.net/s007ii/mixes/MasonicTemple <-- It's Techno. Remember
    >what you said about Techno?


    Come back when you make some of your own. And come back when you don't have to
    give it all away for free :)

    >And now:
    >
    >http://myspace.com/s007ii


    And you critique Ludbunski's sense of design?


    --
    The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
    alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
    meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

    "...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
    real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
    then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
    you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
    physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
    world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
    man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
    who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
    the mouth online..."

    -- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
    showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
    in the eye of the tiger, in
    <2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>
     
  7. ???hw??f

    ???hw??f Guest

    Re: Does Jamos Ludbunski even *know* why he writes "I hace" all thetime?

    On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 14:00:04 -0400
    dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote:

    > On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:48:52 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
    > Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >
    > >'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> wrote in
    > >news:dm7vu3pq8gth0u0m13bi2fm30lg1kopcdh@4ax.com:
    > >
    > >> Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,
    > >> mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker and ignoble spankard wrote:
    > >>>'Menjy' wrote:
    > >>>>Jonathan Herr wrote:
    > >>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
    > >>
    > >> [...]
    > >>
    > >>>>Question for you newbies: Why did he spell it "hace"?
    > >>>
    > >>>Slang is pretty hard to figure out when you're such a mental midget,
    > >>>eh Mingy?
    > >>
    > >> Oh, *I* know why you did it, Ludbunski. I bet *you* don't, however.

    > >
    > >Inbreeding?

    >
    > reptilian breeding program? molted metal?
    >

    Reptillainses are CUTE! But I wouldnt buy a used car from won...

    --
    http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/13/i-dont-even-know-who-petraeus-and-crocker-are/
     
  8. ???hw??f

    ???hw??f Guest

    Re: How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroksat Walm*rat.

    On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:11:37 -0500
    Ralph Waldo Emerson Lake and Palmer <rondo@nice.co.uk> wrote:

    > On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:17:09 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
    > Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >
    > >???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
    > >news:20080325081850.3a4094f6@vector:
    > >
    > >> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:13:42 +0000 (UTC)
    > >> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com>
    > >> wrote:
    > >>
    > >>> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in news:20080321090237.4
    > >> 57ae0d9
    > >>> @vector:
    > >>>
    > >>> > On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:00:38 +0000 (UTC)
    > >>> > "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
    > >>> > <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
    > >>> >
    > >>> >> President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote in
    > >>> >> news:ejd7u317ct9tuos03i64s0sjl97u96vdju@4ax.com:
    > >>> >>
    > >>> >> > Oendius Med Hatef wroet:
    > >>> >> >
    > >>> >> >>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
    > >>> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    > >>> >> >>
    > >>> >> >>LOL
    > >>> >> >>
    > >>> >> >>>Heeehahahaha.
    > >>> >> >>
    > >>> >> >>I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
    > >>> >> >>important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're
    > >>> >> >supposedly>having. *nods*
    > >>> >> >
    > >>> >> >>*snicker*
    > >>> >> >
    > >>> >> >>LOL
    > >>> >> >
    > >>> >> >>LOL
    > >>> >> >
    > >>> >> > Fcukhaed.
    > >>> >> >
    > >>> >> >>I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
    > >>> >> >
    > >>> >> > *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!
    > >>> >>
    > >>> >> Shirley, he can't be serious.
    > >>> >
    > >>> > Hes the greeter with the lazy eye...
    > >>>
    > >>> "I become a transparent store greeter"
    > >>
    > >> You win. Not futurama...maybe...Family Guy?

    > >
    > >Ralph Waldo Emerson.

    >
    > Iced Teabagger Vance.


    Now see...you people get all literate on me and I'm just totally left out in the cold.
    I did however read 1984...so thats something...isnt it?
    Its not like I *cant* read its just that my mind wanders and theres been som really good spaghetti westerns on lately.
    DID YOU KNOW...that Eli Wallach is missing the end of his middle finger on his right hand?
    I wonder how that happened...

    --
    http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/13/i-dont-even-know-who-petraeus-and-crocker-are/
     
  9. Re: How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroksat Walm*rat.

    ???hw??f wrote:
    > On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:11:37 -0500
    > Ralph Waldo Emerson Lake and Palmer <rondo@nice.co.uk> wrote:
    >
    >> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:17:09 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
    >> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >>
    >>> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
    >>> news:20080325081850.3a4094f6@vector:
    >>>
    >>>> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:13:42 +0000 (UTC)
    >>>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com>
    >>>> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in news:20080321090237.4
    >>>> 57ae0d9
    >>>>> @vector:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:00:38 +0000 (UTC)
    >>>>>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
    >>>>>> <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote in
    >>>>>>> news:ejd7u317ct9tuos03i64s0sjl97u96vdju@4ax.com:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Oendius Med Hatef wroet:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
    >>>>>>>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> LOL
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Heeehahahaha.
    >>>>>>>>> I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
    >>>>>>>>> important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're
    >>>>>>>> supposedly>having. *nods*
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> *snicker*
    >>>>>>>>> LOL
    >>>>>>>>> LOL
    >>>>>>>> Fcukhaed.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
    >>>>>>>> *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!
    >>>>>>> Shirley, he can't be serious.
    >>>>>> Hes the greeter with the lazy eye...
    >>>>> "I become a transparent store greeter"
    >>>> You win. Not futurama...maybe...Family Guy?
    >>> Ralph Waldo Emerson.

    >> Iced Teabagger Vance.

    >
    > Now see...you people get all literate on me and I'm just totally left out in the cold.
    > I did however read 1984...so thats something...isnt it?
    > Its not like I *cant* read its just that my mind wanders and theres been som really good spaghetti westerns on lately.
    > DID YOU KNOW...that Eli Wallach is missing the end of his middle finger on his right hand?
    > I wonder how that happened...
    >

    It got stuck up Clint Eastwood's ass perhaps?
     
  10. s007ii

    s007ii Guest

    Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

    On Apr 13, 1:56 am, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
    wrote:
    > Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    > that *another* s007ii....@gmail.com has crashed into the *other* tower of
    > alt.flame... We're under attack:


    [...]

    > >Now for 2bee...

    >
    > >> You suffer from this same self-important disease as James Koput: the one where
    > >> raw web site traffic statistics power your fragile ego. But it means little; not
    > >> your site, not my site, not anyone's. You're a small-scale graphics and web site
    > >> production crackhouse; quit making it out to be more than what it is. Koput
    > >> makes a couple of mix tapes and suddenly he's the hottest DJ in Canada? Get the
    > >> fuck out of here.

    >
    > >See this?

    >
    > >http://djmix.net/search.php?q=s007ii&search=Search&se=mix

    >
    > >There's your proof.

    >
    > Proof of what? Your fragile ego? What should I be impressed about here?


    That raw web site traffic statistics do not accurately measure the
    power of my ego, you silly Boyd. They do however provide a measure of
    success for promotions based through one distro centre where the mixes
    mainly reside.

    On the page I referenced, almost every mix has also received attention
    elsewhere from a secondary source.

    i.e.
    Stream-FM. RK2. Stellar Music Digital Podcast. ProgressiveHouse.com's
    Progcast. Jack2it DRM (Digital Rights Management) Radio.

    Each consecutive success builds upon the other and sometimes as a
    result, that is, in Masonic Temple's particular case, the secondary
    source impacts the main one. On RK2 the number of podcasts is
    currently totally around 3,500+ while on DJM, Masonic hovers around
    1,025+. Since the two are not connected, Masonic, the most popular of
    all the ones I've created, seems like the least popular on DJM. In
    actuality, Masonic has received attention in excess of 10,000+ (a
    conservative estimate) listeners due to its frequent appearance on
    Internet radio. The numbers in a short time are actually staggering
    and the buzz it created has a life of its own. I don't feel any
    different about it in anyway, even when some of the artists on its
    playlist have sent me their mesgs of support. In any case, the mix is
    earning them royalties.

    > >Now take a look at this:

    >
    > >http://djmix.net/s007ii/mixes/MasonicTemple<-- It's Techno. Remember
    > >what you said about Techno?

    >
    > Come back when you make some of your own. And come back when you don't have to
    > give it all away for free :)


    See above. Re: the artists getting paid their royalties.

    It's a great mix, Boydie. The support is real. I shit you not with my
    flame mode switched to off.

    If I were you I'd check it out. Doesn't matter to me whether you'll be
    willing to admit it publicly or not, it has too much going for it
    already to make me care much about your opinion. I'm only suggesting
    you try it considering you have an interest in Techno.

    > >And now:

    >
    > >http://myspace.com/s007ii

    >
    > And you critique Ludbunski's sense of design?


    <shrug> Sure. Why not? He's a world famous web developer with millions
    of fans. He can handle it. LOL. :)

    Oh, and before I sign off,
    http://progressivehouse.com/progcast.php/3/143 <-- first one to be
    asked back for an encore presentation. It's another Techno/Prog set.


    _-
    subRoutine.exe
    OverUnity Energy Mechanism
    <http://s007ii.com/tunes>
    All mixes copyright respective owners. For PROMOTIONAL USE ONLY.
     
  11. The 2-Belo

    The 2-Belo Guest

    Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

    Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
    under attack:

    [...]

    >> >> Koput makes a couple of mix tapes and suddenly he's the hottest DJ in Canada? Get the
    >> >> fuck out of here.

    >>
    >> >See this?

    >>
    >> >http://djmix.net/search.php?q=s007ii&search=Search&se=mix

    >>
    >> >There's your proof.

    >>
    >> Proof of what? Your fragile ego? What should I be impressed about here?

    >
    >That raw web site traffic statistics do not accurately measure the
    >power of my ego


    Probably because the web site traffic scale doesn't go all the way up to "puke".
    :D ^_^ LOL ROFL

    >Each consecutive success builds upon the other and sometimes as a


    [...okay, okay, I get it...]

    >earning them royalties.
    >
    >> >Now take a look at this:

    >>
    >> >http://djmix.net/s007ii/mixes/MasonicTemple<-- It's Techno. Remember
    >> >what you said about Techno?

    >>
    >> Come back when you make some of your own. And come back when you don't have to
    >> give it all away for free :)

    >
    >See above. Re: the artists getting paid their royalties.
    >
    >It's a great mix, Boydie. The support is real. I shit you not with my
    >flame mode switched to off.


    *shrug* Okay, sure, I can be as noble as the next fuckhead.

    *The 2 lifts his bazooka so it points harmlessly at the ceiling*

    I would be otherwise be perfectly willing to download and listen to this thing
    if you didn't feel the need to advertise it all over this particular newsgroup,
    where such actions will invariably result in their being shot full of holes like
    a stop sign in Tennessee. In fact, it invites such results.

    If this mix is what you say it is, then whyever do you need to promote it in
    such a silly place? I'm not in here to review DJ sets, I'm here to review your

    <flame state="on">
    STUPID IDIOTIC BABBLING SHITSPEW!!!!1!!!ONE!!!!!111
    <flame state="off">

    flame articles. If I had run across this on the web, where I usually get techno
    and dnb sets (did I mention I dig drum and bass too?), then I would have already
    iPodded it by now.

    But it's quite difficult to do that, since you have a history of promoting your
    hobbies (before your music, it was your comics) in a place where they are most
    definitely and emphatically *not* welcome. It's not just you -- FyRE was widely
    pelted with the usual fare of tomatoes and rotten eggs for promoting his own
    musical whateveritwas in here, too, regardless of its actual merit.

    So, even though your various mix-em-ups may even be good, this would be the last
    place for anybody to say so. I mean, it's alt.flame, fer cryin' out loud.

    <flame state="on">

    *aims bazooka*

    Now. Where were we?

    *The 2 pulls the trigger. A hot flash of plasma erupts from the 6-inch-wide
    muzzle, leaping across the room in an instant. For a fleeting moment, the
    outline of Koput's skull is just discernible amongst the white-hot gas and
    thunderous noise. Then, there is nothing...*


    --
    The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
    alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
    meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

    "...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
    real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
    then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
    you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
    physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
    world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
    man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
    who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
    the mouth online..."

    -- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
    showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
    in the eye of the tiger, in
    <2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>
     
  12. ???hw??f

    ???hw??f Guest

    Re: How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroksat Walm*rat.

    On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:57:30 GMT
    Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:

    > ???hw??f wrote:
    > > On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:11:37 -0500
    > > Ralph Waldo Emerson Lake and Palmer <rondo@nice.co.uk> wrote:
    > >
    > >> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:17:09 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
    > >> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > >>
    > >>> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
    > >>> news:20080325081850.3a4094f6@vector:
    > >>>
    > >>>> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:13:42 +0000 (UTC)
    > >>>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com>
    > >>>> wrote:
    > >>>>
    > >>>>> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in news:20080321090237.4
    > >>>> 57ae0d9
    > >>>>> @vector:
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:00:38 +0000 (UTC)
    > >>>>>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
    > >>>>>> <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
    > >>>>>>
    > >>>>>>> President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote in
    > >>>>>>> news:ejd7u317ct9tuos03i64s0sjl97u96vdju@4ax.com:
    > >>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>> Oendius Med Hatef wroet:
    > >>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
    > >>>>>>>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>> LOL
    > >>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>> Heeehahahaha.
    > >>>>>>>>> I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
    > >>>>>>>>> important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're
    > >>>>>>>> supposedly>having. *nods*
    > >>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>> *snicker*
    > >>>>>>>>> LOL
    > >>>>>>>>> LOL
    > >>>>>>>> Fcukhaed.
    > >>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>> I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
    > >>>>>>>> *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!
    > >>>>>>> Shirley, he can't be serious.
    > >>>>>> Hes the greeter with the lazy eye...
    > >>>>> "I become a transparent store greeter"
    > >>>> You win. Not futurama...maybe...Family Guy?
    > >>> Ralph Waldo Emerson.
    > >> Iced Teabagger Vance.

    > >
    > > Now see...you people get all literate on me and I'm just totally left out in the cold.
    > > I did however read 1984...so thats something...isnt it?
    > > Its not like I *cant* read its just that my mind wanders and theres been som really good spaghetti westerns on lately.
    > > DID YOU KNOW...that Eli Wallach is missing the end of his middle finger on his right hand?
    > > I wonder how that happened...
    > >

    > It got stuck up Clint Eastwood's ass perhaps?


    I doubt if anything would fit up there.

    Plus he would just shoot you if you tried :)
    If you get a chance, watch The Magnificent Seven.
    Eli plays a bandito who terrorizes a town.

    --
    http://www.alternet.org/workplace/81919/
     
  13. s007ii

    s007ii Guest

    Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

    On Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:20:43 +0900, The 2-Belo
    <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

    >Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    >that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
    >under attack:


    [...]

    >>Each consecutive success builds upon the other and sometimes as a

    >
    >[...okay, okay, I get it...]
    >
    >>earning them royalties.
    >>
    >>> >Now take a look at this:
    >>>
    >>> >http://djmix.net/s007ii/mixes/MasonicTemple<-- It's Techno. Remember
    >>> >what you said about Techno?
    >>>
    >>> Come back when you make some of your own. And come back when you don't have to
    >>> give it all away for free :)

    >>
    >>See above. Re: the artists getting paid their royalties.
    >>
    >>It's a great mix, Boydie. The support is real. I shit you not with my
    >>flame mode switched to off.

    >
    >*shrug* Okay, sure, I can be as noble as the next fuckhead.
    >
    >*The 2 lifts his bazooka so it points harmlessly at the ceiling*
    >
    >I would be otherwise be perfectly willing to download and listen to this thing
    >if you didn't feel the need to advertise it all over this particular newsgroup,
    >where such actions will invariably result in their being shot full of holes like
    >a stop sign in Tennessee. In fact, it invites such results.
    >
    >If this mix is what you say it is, then whyever do you need to promote it in
    >such a silly place?


    Because I WANT to. Because it amuses me. Becuase I have a dark sense
    of humour. Because there are plenty of people who know me here because
    I've been hanging around a.f. since the mid 90's (at a time when you
    were still flonking with dingusses like Ari). I could go on... :)P

    >I'm not in here to review DJ sets, I'm here to review your


    ><flame state="on">
    >STUPID IDIOTIC BABBLING SHITSPEW!!!!1!!!ONE!!!!!111
    ><flame state="off">


    Unfrotchunately the DJ sets are a part of the subject matter in which
    to reveiw me by. Consider it my gift: your very own V.I.F. (Very
    Idiotic Fuckhead) Pass.

    >flame articles. If I had run across this on the web, where I usually get techno
    >and dnb sets (did I mention I dig drum and bass too?),


    DnB is an acquired taste. As is Schranz and Chillout.

    > then I would have already iPodded it by now.


    <giggle>

    >But it's quite difficult to do that, since you have a history of promoting your
    >hobbies (before your music, it was your comics) in a place where they are most
    >definitely and emphatically *not* welcome. It's not just you -- FyRE was widely
    >pelted with the usual fare of tomatoes and rotten eggs for promoting his own
    >musical whateveritwas in here, too, regardless of its actual merit.


    Without my promotions, the discussions would just be meaningless cock
    posturing.

    >So, even though your various mix-em-ups may even be good, this would be the last
    >place for anybody to say so. I mean, it's alt.flame, fer cryin' out loud.


    a.f. is the perfect place. :)

    _-
    subRoutine.exe
    OverUnity Energy Mechanism
    <http://s007ii.com/tunes>
    All mixes copyright respective owners. For PROMOTIONAL USE ONLY.
     
  14. The 2-Belo

    The 2-Belo Guest

    Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

    Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
    under attack:

    [...]

    >Without my promotions, the discussions would just be meaningless cock
    >posturing.


    As if anything else on alt.flame has ever *not* been so?

    >>So, even though your various mix-em-ups may even be good, this would be the last
    >>place for anybody to say so. I mean, it's alt.flame, fer cryin' out loud.

    >
    >a.f. is the perfect place. :)


    <flame=resume>
    What have you got spinning on those turntables? Frisbees?


    --
    The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
    alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
    meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

    "...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
    real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
    then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
    you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
    physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
    world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
    man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
    who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
    the mouth online..."

    -- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
    showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
    in the eye of the tiger, in
    <2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>
     
  15. Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

    In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    > Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    > that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
    > under attack:


    > [...]


    >>Without my promotions, the discussions would just be meaningless cock
    >>posturing.


    > As if anything else on alt.flame has ever *not* been so?


    Fuckhead.

    --
    alt.flame Special Forces
    "The world is turning into a cesspool of imbeciles." -- Harlan Ellison
     
  16. The 2-Belo

    The 2-Belo Guest

    Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

    Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    that *another* Avoid normal situations. has crashed into the *other* tower of
    alt.flame... We're under attack:

    >In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    >> that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
    >> under attack:

    >
    >> [...]

    >
    >>>Without my promotions, the discussions would just be meaningless cock
    >>>posturing.

    >
    >> As if anything else on alt.flame has ever *not* been so?

    >
    > Fuckhead.

    Fuckhead.


    --
    "But only the *highest quality* posturing, right?"


    The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
    alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
    meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

    "...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
    real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
    then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
    you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
    physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
    world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
    man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
    who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
    the mouth online..."

    -- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
    showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
    in the eye of the tiger, in
    <2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>
     
  17. s007ii

    s007ii Guest

    Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

    On Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:00:15 +0900, The 2-Belo
    <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

    >Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    >that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
    >under attack:
    >
    >[...]
    >
    >>Without my promotions, the discussions would just be meaningless cock
    >>posturing.

    >
    >As if anything else on alt.flame has ever *not* been so?


    So you admit to posting meaningless cock posturing? Autoflame.

    >>>So, even though your various mix-em-ups may even be good, this would be the last
    >>>place for anybody to say so. I mean, it's alt.flame, fer cryin' out loud.

    >>
    >>a.f. is the perfect place. :)

    >
    ><flame=resume>
    >What have you got spinning on those turntables? Frisbees?


    No turntables. CDJs.

    _-
    subRoutine.exe
    OverUnity Energy Mechanism
    <http://s007ii.com/tunes>
    All mixes copyright respective owners. For PROMOTIONAL USE ONLY.
     
  18. Re: How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroksat Walm*rat.

    ???hw??f wrote:
    > On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:57:30 GMT
    > Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    >
    >> ???hw??f wrote:
    >>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:11:37 -0500
    >>> Ralph Waldo Emerson Lake and Palmer <rondo@nice.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:17:09 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
    >>>> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
    >>>>> news:20080325081850.3a4094f6@vector:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:13:42 +0000 (UTC)
    >>>>>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com>
    >>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in news:20080321090237.4
    >>>>>> 57ae0d9
    >>>>>>> @vector:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:00:38 +0000 (UTC)
    >>>>>>>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
    >>>>>>>> <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>> news:ejd7u317ct9tuos03i64s0sjl97u96vdju@4ax.com:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Oendius Med Hatef wroet:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
    >>>>>>>>>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> LOL
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Heeehahahaha.
    >>>>>>>>>>> I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
    >>>>>>>>>>> important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're
    >>>>>>>>>> supposedly>having. *nods*
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> *snicker*
    >>>>>>>>>>> LOL
    >>>>>>>>>>> LOL
    >>>>>>>>>> Fcukhaed.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
    >>>>>>>>>> *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!
    >>>>>>>>> Shirley, he can't be serious.
    >>>>>>>> Hes the greeter with the lazy eye...
    >>>>>>> "I become a transparent store greeter"
    >>>>>> You win. Not futurama...maybe...Family Guy?
    >>>>> Ralph Waldo Emerson.
    >>>> Iced Teabagger Vance.
    >>> Now see...you people get all literate on me and I'm just totally left out in the cold.
    >>> I did however read 1984...so thats something...isnt it?
    >>> Its not like I *cant* read its just that my mind wanders and theres been som really good spaghetti westerns on lately.
    >>> DID YOU KNOW...that Eli Wallach is missing the end of his middle finger on his right hand?
    >>> I wonder how that happened...
    >>>

    >> It got stuck up Clint Eastwood's ass perhaps?

    >
    > I doubt if anything would fit up there.
    >
    > Plus he would just shoot you if you tried :)
    > If you get a chance, watch The Magnificent Seven.
    > Eli plays a bandito who terrorizes a town.
    >


    The Magnificent Seven is one of those movies I haven't seen all the way
    through, I always seem to catch it in the middle etc.

    I do have the "Good, the Bad, and the Ugly", "Fistfull of Dollars" and
    "For a few dollars more" on DVD. Of those, I like the "Good, the Bad,
    and the Ugly" the best, it's a beautiful movie and never fails to keep
    my interest.
     
  19. The 2-Belo

    The 2-Belo Guest

    Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

    Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
    under attack:

    >On Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:00:15 +0900, The 2-Belo
    ><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >
    >>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    >>that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
    >>under attack:
    >>
    >>[...]
    >>
    >>>Without my promotions, the discussions would just be meaningless cock
    >>>posturing.

    >>
    >>As if anything else on alt.flame has ever *not* been so?

    >
    >So you admit to posting meaningless cock posturing? Autoflame.


    Not at all.

    All of it is meaningless, really, when you get right down to it. Yours, mine,
    Stain's, Bullock's, fucking Matthew Moulton's... it's all just a bunch of people
    screaming at each other for sport. I'm able to consistently do so at a
    considerably higher *quality*, of course -- jeez, I ran "memorable Koput flame
    post" through my memory banks there for a minute and learned several new
    synonyms for "zero" that I'd never heard before -- but, in the end, stomping
    your head into the floor is done only for its own sake. We're not bringing down
    world governments here.

    >>>>So, even though your various mix-em-ups may even be good, this would be the last
    >>>>place for anybody to say so. I mean, it's alt.flame, fer cryin' out loud.
    >>>
    >>>a.f. is the perfect place. :)

    >>
    >><flame=resume>
    >>What have you got spinning on those turntables? Frisbees?

    >
    >No turntables. CDJs.


    Good Lord, man, no vinyl? What is this world coming to?


    --
    The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
    alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
    meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

    "...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
    real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
    then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
    you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
    physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
    world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
    man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
    who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
    the mouth online..."

    -- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
    showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
    in the eye of the tiger, in
    <2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>
     
  20. Re: How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroks at Walm*rat.

    On Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:07:41 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
    <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:

    >???hw??f wrote:
    >> On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:57:30 GMT
    >> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    >>
    >>> ???hw??f wrote:
    >>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:11:37 -0500
    >>>> Ralph Waldo Emerson Lake and Palmer <rondo@nice.co.uk> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:17:09 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
    >>>>> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
    >>>>>> news:20080325081850.3a4094f6@vector:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:13:42 +0000 (UTC)
    >>>>>>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com>
    >>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in news:20080321090237.4
    >>>>>>> 57ae0d9
    >>>>>>>> @vector:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:00:38 +0000 (UTC)
    >>>>>>>>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
    >>>>>>>>> <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>> news:ejd7u317ct9tuos03i64s0sjl97u96vdju@4ax.com:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Oendius Med Hatef wroet:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
    >>>>>>>>>>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Heeehahahaha.
    >>>>>>>>>>>> I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
    >>>>>>>>>>>> important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're
    >>>>>>>>>>> supposedly>having. *nods*
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> *snicker*
    >>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
    >>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
    >>>>>>>>>>> Fcukhaed.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
    >>>>>>>>>>> *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!
    >>>>>>>>>> Shirley, he can't be serious.
    >>>>>>>>> Hes the greeter with the lazy eye...
    >>>>>>>> "I become a transparent store greeter"
    >>>>>>> You win. Not futurama...maybe...Family Guy?
    >>>>>> Ralph Waldo Emerson.
    >>>>> Iced Teabagger Vance.
    >>>> Now see...you people get all literate on me and I'm just totally left out in the cold.
    >>>> I did however read 1984...so thats something...isnt it?
    >>>> Its not like I *cant* read its just that my mind wanders and theres been som really good spaghetti westerns on lately.
    >>>> DID YOU KNOW...that Eli Wallach is missing the end of his middle finger on his right hand?
    >>>> I wonder how that happened...
    >>>>
    >>> It got stuck up Clint Eastwood's ass perhaps?

    >>
    >> I doubt if anything would fit up there.
    >>
    >> Plus he would just shoot you if you tried :)
    >> If you get a chance, watch The Magnificent Seven.
    >> Eli plays a bandito who terrorizes a town.
    >>

    >
    >The Magnificent Seven is one of those movies I haven't seen all the way
    >through, I always seem to catch it in the middle etc.
    >
    >I do have the "Good, the Bad, and the Ugly", "Fistfull of Dollars" and
    >"For a few dollars more" on DVD. Of those, I like the "Good, the Bad,
    >and the Ugly" the best, it's a beautiful movie and never fails to keep
    >my interest.


    "Every Which Way But Loose" was a very funny movie.

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