ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:40:15 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>Ludbunski wrote:
>>"Jonathan Herr" wrote:
>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>
>[snip "Cool for Cats"]
>
>>>Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame and make yourself
>>>look 'cool' aren't ya?
>>
>>Actually the truly sad part is that he probably really did come up
>>with that piece of boring tripe all on his own...
>
>Bwahahaha!
>
>>and it probably took
>>him about a week to come up with it.
>
>Yeah, must've taken him ages. You fucking imbecile.

It probably took Rocky even longer to come up with the Iliad and the
Odyssey.

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>On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:31:20 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
><dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:30:04 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>> <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:46:24 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more
>>>>>>>>> than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat
>>>>>>>> plow makes them.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Pussy
>>>>>>
>>>>>> is Good.
>>>>>
>>>>> Pervert
>>>>
>>>> Homo.
>>>
>>> you're just saying that 'cause he has the job of hole puncher in the
>>> donunt factory.
>>
>>And you're sticking up for him there then? Do i detect a bit of brownnosing
>>going on?

Homo.

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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:51:25 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
<raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:38:37 +0000, metro-golden-meower
><metro-golden-meower@meow.org> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>><dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more than
>>>>> a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>>>
>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat plow
>>>> makes them.
>>>
>>>Pussy
>>
>>in these here ng's, that isn't exactly an insult because...
>>
>>The indians send signals
>>From the rocks above the pass
>>The cowboys take positions
>>In the bushes and the grass
>>The squaw is with the corporal
>>She is tied against the tree
>>She doesnt mind the language
>>Its the beating she dont need
>>She lets loose all the horses
>>When the corporal is asleep
>>And he wakes to find the fires dead
>>And arrows in his hats
>>And davy crockett rides around
>>And says its cool for cats
>>The sweeneys doing ninety
>>cos theyve got the word to go
>>They get a gang of villains
>>In a shed up at heathrow
>>Theyre counting out the fivers
>>When the handcuffs lock again
>>In and out of wandsworth
>>With the numbers on their names
>>Its funny how their missus
>>Always look the bleeding same
>>And meanwhile at the station
>>Theres a couple of likely lads
>>Who swear like hows your father
>>And theyre very cool for cats
>>Theyre cool for cats
>>
>>To change the mood a little
>>Ive been posing down the pub
>>On seeing my reflection
>>Im looking slightly rough
>>I fancy this, I fancy that
>>I wanna be so flash
>>I give a little muscle
>>And I spend a little cash
>>But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
>>And by the time Im sober
>>Ive forgotten what Ive had
>>And evrybody tells me that its cool to be a cat
>>Cool for cats
>>
>>Shake up at the disco
>>And I think Ive got a pull
>>I ask her lots of questions
>>And she hangs on to the wall
>>I kiss her for the first time
>>And then I take her home
>>Im invited in for coffee
>>And I give the dog a bone
>>She likes to go to discos
>>But shes never on her own
>>I said Ill see you later
>>And I give her some old chat
>>But its not like that on the tv
>>When its cool for cats
>>Its cool for cats
>>
>> cool for cats - squeeze.
>
>They do it down on camber sands,
>They do at Waikiki
>Lazing about the beach all day,
>At night the crickets creepy
>Squinting faces at the sky
>A Harold Robbins paperback
>Surfers drop their boards and dry
>and everybody wants a hat
>But behind the chalet
>My holiday's complete
>and I feel like William Tell
>Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
>Pulling mussels from a shell
>
>Shrinking in the sea so cold
>topless ladies look away
>a He-man in a sudden shower
>Shelters from the rain
>You wish you had a motor boat
>To pose around the harbour bar
>And when the sun goes off to bed
>You hook it up behind the car
>But behind the chalet
>My holiday's complete
>and I feel like William Tell
>Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
>Pulling mussels from a shell.
>
>Two fat ladies window shop
>Something for the mantelpiece
>In for bingo all the nines
>A panda for sweet little niece
>The coach drivers stand about
>looking at a local map
>About the boys he's gone away
>Down to next door caravan.
>But behind the chalet
>My holiday`s complete
>and I feel like William Tell
>Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
>Pulling mussels from a shell.
>
>Pulling Mussels (From The Shell) - Squeeze

I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste, a flannel for my face
Pajamas, a hairbrush, new shoes and a case.
I said to my reflection, Let's get out of this place.
Passed the church and the steeple, the laundry on the hill
Billboards and the buildings
Memories of it still keep calling
And calling
But forget it all I know I will
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What's been going on
Now that you have gone
There's no other
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
I'm at the carpark, the airport, the baggage carousel
The people keep on grabbing, ain't wishing I was well
I said, "It's no occasion. It's no story I can tell."
At my bedside, empty pocket, a foot without a sock
Your body gets much closer
I fumble for the clock, alarmed by
The seduction
I wish that it would stop
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What's been going on
Now that you have gone there's no other
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
I bought a novell, some perfume, a fortune all for you
But it's not my conscience that hates to be untrue.
I asked of my reflection,
Tell me what is there to do?
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What's been going on
Now that you have gone there's no other
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered

TEMPTED - Squeeze

it is bloody hard choosing which lyrics to post as squeeze did so many
good songs. did you know difford and tillbrook also did a joint lp?

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:33:23 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more
>>>>> than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>>>
>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat plow
>>>> makes them.
>>>
>>> Pussy
>>
>> in these here ng's, that isn't exactly an insult because...
>>
>> The indians send signals
>> From the rocks above the pass
>> The cowboys take positions
>> In the bushes and the grass
>> The squaw is with the corporal
>> She is tied against the tree
>> She doesnt mind the language
>> Its the beating she dont need
>> She lets loose all the horses
>> When the corporal is asleep
>> And he wakes to find the fires dead
>> And arrows in his hats
>> And davy crockett rides around
>> And says its cool for cats
>> The sweeneys doing ninety
>> cos theyve got the word to go
>> They get a gang of villains
>> In a shed up at heathrow
>> Theyre counting out the fivers
>> When the handcuffs lock again
>> In and out of wandsworth
>> With the numbers on their names
>> Its funny how their missus
>> Always look the bleeding same
>> And meanwhile at the station
>> Theres a couple of likely lads
>> Who swear like hows your father
>> And theyre very cool for cats
>> Theyre cool for cats
>>
>> To change the mood a little
>> Ive been posing down the pub
>> On seeing my reflection
>> Im looking slightly rough
>> I fancy this, I fancy that
>> I wanna be so flash
>> I give a little muscle
>> And I spend a little cash
>> But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
>> And by the time Im sober
>> Ive forgotten what Ive had
>> And evrybody tells me that its cool to be a cat
>> Cool for cats
>>
>> Shake up at the disco
>> And I think Ive got a pull
>> I ask her lots of questions
>> And she hangs on to the wall
>> I kiss her for the first time
>> And then I take her home
>> Im invited in for coffee
>> And I give the dog a bone
>> She likes to go to discos
>> But shes never on her own
>> I said Ill see you later
>> And I give her some old chat
>> But its not like that on the tv
>> When its cool for cats
>> Its cool for cats
>>
>> cool for cats - squeeze.
>>
>> so. in conclusion:
>>
>> __ __ _____ _____ __
>>> \/ | ____/ _ \ \ / /
>>>> \/| | _|| | | \ \ /\ / /
>>>> | | |__| |_| |\ V V /_
>>> _| |_|_____\___/ \_/\_/(_)
>
>Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame and make yourself
>look 'cool' aren't ya?

*sigh*

just because you have been inducted into the alt dot flame hall of
clueless permanewbies doesn't mean you have to rub it in our faces
every post. for fuck sake, please, in the name of fluffy, make a stab
at posting something worth while.

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:36:35 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:33:23 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
><dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more
>>>>>> than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>>>>
>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat plow
>>>>> makes them.
>>>>
>>>> Pussy
>>>
>>> in these here ng's, that isn't exactly an insult because...
>>>
>>> The indians send signals
>>> From the rocks above the pass
>>> The cowboys take positions
>>> In the bushes and the grass
>>> The squaw is with the corporal
>>> She is tied against the tree
>>> She doesnt mind the language
>>> Its the beating she dont need
>>> She lets loose all the horses
>>> When the corporal is asleep
>>> And he wakes to find the fires dead
>>> And arrows in his hats
>>> And davy crockett rides around
>>> And says its cool for cats
>>> The sweeneys doing ninety
>>> cos theyve got the word to go
>>> They get a gang of villains
>>> In a shed up at heathrow
>>> Theyre counting out the fivers
>>> When the handcuffs lock again
>>> In and out of wandsworth
>>> With the numbers on their names
>>> Its funny how their missus
>>> Always look the bleeding same
>>> And meanwhile at the station
>>> Theres a couple of likely lads
>>> Who swear like hows your father
>>> And theyre very cool for cats
>>> Theyre cool for cats
>>>
>>> To change the mood a little
>>> Ive been posing down the pub
>>> On seeing my reflection
>>> Im looking slightly rough
>>> I fancy this, I fancy that
>>> I wanna be so flash
>>> I give a little muscle
>>> And I spend a little cash
>>> But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
>>> And by the time Im sober
>>> Ive forgotten what Ive had
>>> And evrybody tells me that its cool to be a cat
>>> Cool for cats
>>>
>>> Shake up at the disco
>>> And I think Ive got a pull
>>> I ask her lots of questions
>>> And she hangs on to the wall
>>> I kiss her for the first time
>>> And then I take her home
>>> Im invited in for coffee
>>> And I give the dog a bone
>>> She likes to go to discos
>>> But shes never on her own
>>> I said Ill see you later
>>> And I give her some old chat
>>> But its not like that on the tv
>>> When its cool for cats
>>> Its cool for cats
>>>
>>> cool for cats - squeeze.
>>>
>>> so. in conclusion:
>>>
>>> __ __ _____ _____ __
>>>> \/ | ____/ _ \ \ / /
>>>>> \/| | _|| | | \ \ /\ / /
>>>>> | | |__| |_| |\ V V /_
>>>> _| |_|_____\___/ \_/\_/(_)
>>
>>Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame and make yourself
>>look 'cool' aren't ya?
>
>Actually the truly sad part is that he probably really did come up
>with that piece of boring tripe all on his own...and it probably took
>him about a week to come up with it.

well. what can i say. with such a fine grasp of music as you obviously
have, i shall defer to your view and leave you pogoing away to the
hardcore punk bands you rug rats like like blink 182.

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:48:21 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
<raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:40:15 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>wrote:
>
>>Ludbunski wrote:
>>>"Jonathan Herr" wrote:
>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>
>>[snip "Cool for Cats"]
>>
>>>>Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame and make yourself
>>>>look 'cool' aren't ya?
>>>
>>>Actually the truly sad part is that he probably really did come up
>>>with that piece of boring tripe all on his own...
>>
>>Bwahahaha!
>>
>>>and it probably took
>>>him about a week to come up with it.
>>
>>Yeah, must've taken him ages. You fucking imbecile.
>
>It probably took Rocky even longer to come up with the Iliad and the
>Odyssey.

you'd never believe how long it took me to write beowulf.

 

On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:31:20 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:30:04 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>> <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:46:24 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more
>>>>>>>> than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat
>>>>>>> plow makes them.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Pussy
>>>>>
>>>>> is Good.
>>>>
>>>> Pervert
>>>
>>> Homo.
>>
>> you're just saying that 'cause he has the job of hole puncher in the
>> donunt factory.
>
>And you're sticking up for him there then?

you are not very brite. its obvious, even to the semi intelligent
spankards in af, that i was saying he was picking on you for being a
donut puncher. if anything, i came to your defence, big 'gay' al.

>Do i detect a bit of brownnosing going on?

that's a question you are more qualified to answer than i. is your
nose burried up anyones arse atm? is so. then the answer would be a
yes.

 

On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:34:43 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:31:20 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
><dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:30:04 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>> <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:46:24 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more
>>>>>>>>> than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat
>>>>>>>> plow makes them.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Pussy
>>>>>>
>>>>>> is Good.
>>>>>
>>>>> Pervert
>>>>
>>>> Homo.
>>>
>>> you're just saying that 'cause he has the job of hole puncher in the
>>> donunt factory.
>>
>>And you're sticking up for him there then? Do i detect a bit of brownnosing
>>going on?
>
>Hell by the standards they try and apply to you and I he's practically
>got his whole fuckin head up the guys ass and givin him the
>roto-rooter treatment.

just think. if you could get another spankard into your spankard
support club, you could all stand around in a circle holding each
other dicks and argue about who is the skiier.

> --
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter
>mhm ? x ?
>http://www.backwater-productions.net
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
>Hatter Quotes
>-------------
>"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
>"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
>best."
>
>"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
>with it."
>
>"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
>"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
>"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
>"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
>bad."
>
>"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
>"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
>"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
>of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
>"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
>that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
>of its relevancy."
>
>"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
>creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
>"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
>"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
>they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
>givin em out for free."
>
>"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
>So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
>to their merry little mess."
>
>"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
>horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
>their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
>sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
>images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
>"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
>properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
>"Those who record history are those who control history."
>
>"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
>endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
>don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
>"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
>tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
>"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
>function?"
>
>"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
>Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
>indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
>"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
>gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:40:44 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
wrote:

>On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:27:50 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>Poor Mingy, an
>>>anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more than a
>>>dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>
>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat plow makes
>> them.
>
>Get ahold of PJR, he offers the Alcatroll XR-1 Irony Meter free of charge
>for kookologists.

well, mate, if i wanted an alcatroll xr-1 irony meter, i'd just req
one from stock being a member. only i was after a pkb meter. any
chances of a one of bespoke one?

 

"Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:30:04 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>> <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:46:24 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more
>>>>>>>> than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat
>>>>>>> plow makes them.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Pussy
>>>>>
>>>>> is Good.
>>>>
>>>> Pervert
>>>
>>> Homo.
>>
>> you're just saying that 'cause he has the job of hole puncher in the
>> donunt factory.
>
>And you're sticking up for him there then? Do i detect a bit of brownnosing
>going on?


Cut it out, Tjanner.

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

"Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>'Menjy' wrote:
>> Ludbunski wrote:
>>> "Jonathan Herr" wrote:
>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>
>> [snip "Cool for Cats"]
>>
>>>> Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame and make
>>>> yourself look 'cool' aren't ya?
>>>
>>> Actually the truly sad part is that he probably really did come up
>>> with that piece of boring tripe all on his own...
>>
>> Bwahahaha!
>>
>>> and it probably took
>>> him about a week to come up with it.
>>
>> Yeah, must've taken him ages. You fucking imbecile.
>
>Says the one with a granny's version of a fight club signature.

I really don't think you want to go there.

But hey, don't let common sense stop you.

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 23:04:49 +0000, metro-golden-meower
<metro-golden-meower@meow.org> wrote:

>On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:51:25 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
><raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:38:37 +0000, metro-golden-meower
>><metro-golden-meower@meow.org> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>><dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more than
>>>>>> a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>>>>
>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat plow
>>>>> makes them.
>>>>
>>>>Pussy
>>>
>>>in these here ng's, that isn't exactly an insult because...
>>>
>>>The indians send signals
>>>From the rocks above the pass
>>>The cowboys take positions
>>>In the bushes and the grass
>>>The squaw is with the corporal
>>>She is tied against the tree
>>>She doesnt mind the language
>>>Its the beating she dont need
>>>She lets loose all the horses
>>>When the corporal is asleep
>>>And he wakes to find the fires dead
>>>And arrows in his hats
>>>And davy crockett rides around
>>>And says its cool for cats
>>>The sweeneys doing ninety
>>>cos theyve got the word to go
>>>They get a gang of villains
>>>In a shed up at heathrow
>>>Theyre counting out the fivers
>>>When the handcuffs lock again
>>>In and out of wandsworth
>>>With the numbers on their names
>>>Its funny how their missus
>>>Always look the bleeding same
>>>And meanwhile at the station
>>>Theres a couple of likely lads
>>>Who swear like hows your father
>>>And theyre very cool for cats
>>>Theyre cool for cats
>>>
>>>To change the mood a little
>>>Ive been posing down the pub
>>>On seeing my reflection
>>>Im looking slightly rough
>>>I fancy this, I fancy that
>>>I wanna be so flash
>>>I give a little muscle
>>>And I spend a little cash
>>>But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
>>>And by the time Im sober
>>>Ive forgotten what Ive had
>>>And evrybody tells me that its cool to be a cat
>>>Cool for cats
>>>
>>>Shake up at the disco
>>>And I think Ive got a pull
>>>I ask her lots of questions
>>>And she hangs on to the wall
>>>I kiss her for the first time
>>>And then I take her home
>>>Im invited in for coffee
>>>And I give the dog a bone
>>>She likes to go to discos
>>>But shes never on her own
>>>I said Ill see you later
>>>And I give her some old chat
>>>But its not like that on the tv
>>>When its cool for cats
>>>Its cool for cats
>>>
>>> cool for cats - squeeze.
>>
>>They do it down on camber sands,
>>They do at Waikiki
>>Lazing about the beach all day,
>>At night the crickets creepy
>>Squinting faces at the sky
>>A Harold Robbins paperback
>>Surfers drop their boards and dry
>>and everybody wants a hat
>>But behind the chalet
>>My holiday's complete
>>and I feel like William Tell
>>Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
>>Pulling mussels from a shell
>>
>>Shrinking in the sea so cold
>>topless ladies look away
>>a He-man in a sudden shower
>>Shelters from the rain
>>You wish you had a motor boat
>>To pose around the harbour bar
>>And when the sun goes off to bed
>>You hook it up behind the car
>>But behind the chalet
>>My holiday's complete
>>and I feel like William Tell
>>Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
>>Pulling mussels from a shell.
>>
>>Two fat ladies window shop
>>Something for the mantelpiece
>>In for bingo all the nines
>>A panda for sweet little niece
>>The coach drivers stand about
>>looking at a local map
>>About the boys he's gone away
>>Down to next door caravan.
>>But behind the chalet
>>My holiday`s complete
>>and I feel like William Tell
>>Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
>>Pulling mussels from a shell.
>>
>>Pulling Mussels (From The Shell) - Squeeze
>
>I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste, a flannel for my face
>Pajamas, a hairbrush, new shoes and a case.
>I said to my reflection, Let's get out of this place.
>Passed the church and the steeple, the laundry on the hill
>Billboards and the buildings
>Memories of it still keep calling
>And calling
>But forget it all I know I will
>Tempted by the fruit of another
>Tempted but the truth is discovered
>What's been going on
>Now that you have gone
>There's no other
>Tempted by the fruit of another
>Tempted but the truth is discovered
>I'm at the carpark, the airport, the baggage carousel
>The people keep on grabbing, ain't wishing I was well
>I said, "It's no occasion. It's no story I can tell."
>At my bedside, empty pocket, a foot without a sock
>Your body gets much closer
>I fumble for the clock, alarmed by
>The seduction
>I wish that it would stop
>Tempted by the fruit of another
>Tempted but the truth is discovered
>What's been going on
>Now that you have gone there's no other
>Tempted by the fruit of another
>Tempted but the truth is discovered
>I bought a novell, some perfume, a fortune all for you
>But it's not my conscience that hates to be untrue.
>I asked of my reflection,
>Tell me what is there to do?
>Tempted by the fruit of another
>Tempted but the truth is discovered
>What's been going on
>Now that you have gone there's no other
>Tempted by the fruit of another
>Tempted but the truth is discovered
>
> TEMPTED - Squeeze
>
>it is bloody hard choosing which lyrics to post as squeeze did so many
>good songs. did you know difford and tillbrook also did a joint lp?

There's a stain on my notebook
Where your coffee cup was
And there's ash in the pages
Now I've got myself lost
I was writing to tell you
That my feelings tonight
Are a stain on my notebook
That rings your goodbye

Now she's gone
And I'm back on the beat
A stain on my notebook
Says nothing to me
Now she's gone
And I'm out with a friend
With lips full of passion
And coffee in bed

With the way that you left me
I can hardly contain
The hurt and the anger
And the joy of the pain
Now knowing I'm single
There'll be fire in my eyes
And a stain on my notebook
For a new love tonight

Now she's gone
And I'm out with a friend
With lips full of passion
And coffee in bed

From the lips without passion
To the lips with a kiss
There's nothing of your love
That I'll ever miss
The stain on my notebook
Remains all that's left
Of the memory of late nights
And coffee in bed
Of the memory of late nights
And coffee in bed

BLACK COFFEE IN BED - Squeeze

Difford/Tilbrook are right up there with Morrissey/Marr in my book.

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metro-golden-meower wrote:
> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:31:20 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:30:04 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>> <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:46:24 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last
>>>>>>>>> more than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic
>>>>>>>>> coward.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat
>>>>>>>> plow makes them.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Pussy
>>>>>>
>>>>>> is Good.
>>>>>
>>>>> Pervert
>>>>
>>>> Homo.
>>>
>>> you're just saying that 'cause he has the job of hole puncher in the
>>> donunt factory.
>>
>> And you're sticking up for him there then?
>
> you are not very brite.

It's spelled bright idiot! Or did you not learn that in school?

> its obvious, even to the semi intelligent
> spankards in af,

Why are you talking about yourself in that way?

> that i was saying he was picking on you for being a
> donut puncher. if anything, i came to your defence, big 'gay' al.
>
>> Do i detect a bit of brownnosing going on?
>
> that's a question you are more qualified to answer than i. is your
> nose burried up anyones arse atm? is so. then the answer would be a
> yes.

But it's not. As OMH had said, with you pussies, ANY and I mean *ANY*
SLIGHT agreement that I have with him on something is grounds for you to
start throwing any and every lame in the book at the 'horrible person'
(sarcasm) who dares to do the agreeing.

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metro-golden-meower wrote:
> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:34:43 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:31:20 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:30:04 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>> <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:46:24 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last
>>>>>>>>>> more than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic
>>>>>>>>>> coward.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat
>>>>>>>>> plow makes them.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Pussy
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> is Good.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Pervert
>>>>>
>>>>> Homo.
>>>>
>>>> you're just saying that 'cause he has the job of hole puncher in
>>>> the donunt factory.
>>>
>>> And you're sticking up for him there then? Do i detect a bit of
>>> brownnosing going on?
>>
>> Hell by the standards they try and apply to you and I he's
>> practically got his whole fuckin head up the guys ass and givin him
>> the roto-rooter treatment.
>
> just think. if you could get another spankard into your spankard
> support club, you could all stand around in a circle holding each
> other dicks and argue about who is the skiier.

Okay... that statement only highlights how much of a pervert you are.

And another thing idiot, learn to trim signatures once in a while... Oh
wait.. you're too lazy to do so (ref: lame meow snuh-cade)
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Archie Leach wrote:
> "Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:30:04 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>> <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:46:24 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last
>>>>>>>>> more than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic
>>>>>>>>> coward.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat
>>>>>>>> plow makes them.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Pussy
>>>>>>
>>>>>> is Good.
>>>>>
>>>>> Pervert
>>>>
>>>> Homo.
>>>
>>> you're just saying that 'cause he has the job of hole puncher in the
>>> donunt factory.
>>
>> And you're sticking up for him there then? Do i detect a bit of
>> brownnosing going on?
>
> Cut it out, Tjanner.

Who? What? Never heard of him/her.

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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

metro-golden-meower wrote:
> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:51:25 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
> <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:38:37 +0000, metro-golden-meower
>> <metro-golden-meower@meow.org> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more
>>>>>> than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>>>>
>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat plow
>>>>> makes them.
>>>>
>>>> Pussy
>>>
>>> in these here ng's, that isn't exactly an insult because...
>>>
>>> The indians send signals
>>> From the rocks above the pass
>>> The cowboys take positions
>>> In the bushes and the grass
>>> The squaw is with the corporal
>>> She is tied against the tree
>>> She doesnt mind the language
>>> Its the beating she dont need
>>> She lets loose all the horses
>>> When the corporal is asleep
>>> And he wakes to find the fires dead
>>> And arrows in his hats
>>> And davy crockett rides around
>>> And says its cool for cats
>>> The sweeneys doing ninety
>>> cos theyve got the word to go
>>> They get a gang of villains
>>> In a shed up at heathrow
>>> Theyre counting out the fivers
>>> When the handcuffs lock again
>>> In and out of wandsworth
>>> With the numbers on their names
>>> Its funny how their missus
>>> Always look the bleeding same
>>> And meanwhile at the station
>>> Theres a couple of likely lads
>>> Who swear like hows your father
>>> And theyre very cool for cats
>>> Theyre cool for cats
>>>
>>> To change the mood a little
>>> Ive been posing down the pub
>>> On seeing my reflection
>>> Im looking slightly rough
>>> I fancy this, I fancy that
>>> I wanna be so flash
>>> I give a little muscle
>>> And I spend a little cash
>>> But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
>>> And by the time Im sober
>>> Ive forgotten what Ive had
>>> And evrybody tells me that its cool to be a cat
>>> Cool for cats
>>>
>>> Shake up at the disco
>>> And I think Ive got a pull
>>> I ask her lots of questions
>>> And she hangs on to the wall
>>> I kiss her for the first time
>>> And then I take her home
>>> Im invited in for coffee
>>> And I give the dog a bone
>>> She likes to go to discos
>>> But shes never on her own
>>> I said Ill see you later
>>> And I give her some old chat
>>> But its not like that on the tv
>>> When its cool for cats
>>> Its cool for cats
>>>
>>> cool for cats - squeeze.
>>
>> They do it down on camber sands,
>> They do at Waikiki
>> Lazing about the beach all day,
>> At night the crickets creepy
>> Squinting faces at the sky
>> A Harold Robbins paperback
>> Surfers drop their boards and dry
>> and everybody wants a hat
>> But behind the chalet
>> My holiday's complete
>> and I feel like William Tell
>> Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
>> Pulling mussels from a shell
>>
>> Shrinking in the sea so cold
>> topless ladies look away
>> a He-man in a sudden shower
>> Shelters from the rain
>> You wish you had a motor boat
>> To pose around the harbour bar
>> And when the sun goes off to bed
>> You hook it up behind the car
>> But behind the chalet
>> My holiday's complete
>> and I feel like William Tell
>> Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
>> Pulling mussels from a shell.
>>
>> Two fat ladies window shop
>> Something for the mantelpiece
>> In for bingo all the nines
>> A panda for sweet little niece
>> The coach drivers stand about
>> looking at a local map
>> About the boys he's gone away
>> Down to next door caravan.
>> But behind the chalet
>> My holiday`s complete
>> and I feel like William Tell
>> Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
>> Pulling mussels from a shell.
>>
>> Pulling Mussels (From The Shell) - Squeeze
>
> I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste, a flannel for my face
> Pajamas, a hairbrush, new shoes and a case.
> I said to my reflection, Let's get out of this place.
> Passed the church and the steeple, the laundry on the hill
> Billboards and the buildings
> Memories of it still keep calling
> And calling
> But forget it all I know I will
> Tempted by the fruit of another
> Tempted but the truth is discovered
> What's been going on
> Now that you have gone
> There's no other
> Tempted by the fruit of another
> Tempted but the truth is discovered
> I'm at the carpark, the airport, the baggage carousel
> The people keep on grabbing, ain't wishing I was well
> I said, "It's no occasion. It's no story I can tell."
> At my bedside, empty pocket, a foot without a sock
> Your body gets much closer
> I fumble for the clock, alarmed by
> The seduction
> I wish that it would stop
> Tempted by the fruit of another
> Tempted but the truth is discovered
> What's been going on
> Now that you have gone there's no other
> Tempted by the fruit of another
> Tempted but the truth is discovered
> I bought a novell, some perfume, a fortune all for you
> But it's not my conscience that hates to be untrue.
> I asked of my reflection,
> Tell me what is there to do?
> Tempted by the fruit of another
> Tempted but the truth is discovered
> What's been going on
> Now that you have gone there's no other
> Tempted by the fruit of another
> Tempted but the truth is discovered
>
> TEMPTED - Squeeze
>
> it is bloody hard choosing which lyrics to post as squeeze did so many
> good songs. did you know difford and tillbrook also did a joint lp?

Wow... you actually picked a good song to quote. And one that probably will
be remembered long after the artist has stopped making songs. I
congratulate you on that.

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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

metro-golden-meower wrote:
> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:33:23 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more
>>>>>> than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>>>>
>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat plow
>>>>> makes them.
>>>>
>>>> Pussy
>>>
>>> in these here ng's, that isn't exactly an insult because...
>>>
>>> The indians send signals
>>> From the rocks above the pass
>>> The cowboys take positions
>>> In the bushes and the grass
>>> The squaw is with the corporal
>>> She is tied against the tree
>>> She doesnt mind the language
>>> Its the beating she dont need
>>> She lets loose all the horses
>>> When the corporal is asleep
>>> And he wakes to find the fires dead
>>> And arrows in his hats
>>> And davy crockett rides around
>>> And says its cool for cats
>>> The sweeneys doing ninety
>>> cos theyve got the word to go
>>> They get a gang of villains
>>> In a shed up at heathrow
>>> Theyre counting out the fivers
>>> When the handcuffs lock again
>>> In and out of wandsworth
>>> With the numbers on their names
>>> Its funny how their missus
>>> Always look the bleeding same
>>> And meanwhile at the station
>>> Theres a couple of likely lads
>>> Who swear like hows your father
>>> And theyre very cool for cats
>>> Theyre cool for cats
>>>
>>> To change the mood a little
>>> Ive been posing down the pub
>>> On seeing my reflection
>>> Im looking slightly rough
>>> I fancy this, I fancy that
>>> I wanna be so flash
>>> I give a little muscle
>>> And I spend a little cash
>>> But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
>>> And by the time Im sober
>>> Ive forgotten what Ive had
>>> And evrybody tells me that its cool to be a cat
>>> Cool for cats
>>>
>>> Shake up at the disco
>>> And I think Ive got a pull
>>> I ask her lots of questions
>>> And she hangs on to the wall
>>> I kiss her for the first time
>>> And then I take her home
>>> Im invited in for coffee
>>> And I give the dog a bone
>>> She likes to go to discos
>>> But shes never on her own
>>> I said Ill see you later
>>> And I give her some old chat
>>> But its not like that on the tv
>>> When its cool for cats
>>> Its cool for cats
>>>
>>> cool for cats - squeeze.
>>>
>>> so. in conclusion:
>>>
>>> __ __ _____ _____ __
>>>> \/ | ____/ _ \ \ / /
>>>>> \/| | _|| | | \ \ /\ / /
>>>>> | | |__| |_| |\ V V /_
>>>> _| |_|_____\___/ \_/\_/(_)
>>
>> Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame and make
>> yourself look 'cool' aren't ya?
>
> *sigh*
>
> just because you have been inducted into the alt dot flame hall of
> clueless permanewbies doesn't mean you have to rub it in our faces
> every post. for fuck sake, please, in the name of fluffy, make a stab
> at posting something worth while.

Much unlike you? I mean come on... how hard is it to post this sort of
drivel:

meow
meow
meow
meow
meow
meow

One word.. repeated over and over...
I mean you probably look at that and think: Ooh... He copied and pasted a
word... He's smart...

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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

metro-golden-meower wrote:
> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:36:35 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:33:23 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more
>>>>>>> than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat
>>>>>> plow makes them.
>>>>>
>>>>> Pussy
>>>>
>>>> in these here ng's, that isn't exactly an insult because...
>>>>
>>>> The indians send signals
>>>> From the rocks above the pass
>>>> The cowboys take positions
>>>> In the bushes and the grass
>>>> The squaw is with the corporal
>>>> She is tied against the tree
>>>> She doesnt mind the language
>>>> Its the beating she dont need
>>>> She lets loose all the horses
>>>> When the corporal is asleep
>>>> And he wakes to find the fires dead
>>>> And arrows in his hats
>>>> And davy crockett rides around
>>>> And says its cool for cats
>>>> The sweeneys doing ninety
>>>> cos theyve got the word to go
>>>> They get a gang of villains
>>>> In a shed up at heathrow
>>>> Theyre counting out the fivers
>>>> When the handcuffs lock again
>>>> In and out of wandsworth
>>>> With the numbers on their names
>>>> Its funny how their missus
>>>> Always look the bleeding same
>>>> And meanwhile at the station
>>>> Theres a couple of likely lads
>>>> Who swear like hows your father
>>>> And theyre very cool for cats
>>>> Theyre cool for cats
>>>>
>>>> To change the mood a little
>>>> Ive been posing down the pub
>>>> On seeing my reflection
>>>> Im looking slightly rough
>>>> I fancy this, I fancy that
>>>> I wanna be so flash
>>>> I give a little muscle
>>>> And I spend a little cash
>>>> But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
>>>> And by the time Im sober
>>>> Ive forgotten what Ive had
>>>> And evrybody tells me that its cool to be a cat
>>>> Cool for cats
>>>>
>>>> Shake up at the disco
>>>> And I think Ive got a pull
>>>> I ask her lots of questions
>>>> And she hangs on to the wall
>>>> I kiss her for the first time
>>>> And then I take her home
>>>> Im invited in for coffee
>>>> And I give the dog a bone
>>>> She likes to go to discos
>>>> But shes never on her own
>>>> I said Ill see you later
>>>> And I give her some old chat
>>>> But its not like that on the tv
>>>> When its cool for cats
>>>> Its cool for cats
>>>>
>>>> cool for cats - squeeze.
>>>>
>>>> so. in conclusion:
>>>>
>>>> __ __ _____ _____ __
>>>>> \/ | ____/ _ \ \ / /
>>>>>> \/| | _|| | | \ \ /\ / /
>>>>>> | | |__| |_| |\ V V /_
>>>>> _| |_|_____\___/ \_/\_/(_)
>>>
>>> Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame and make
>>> yourself look 'cool' aren't ya?
>>
>> Actually the truly sad part is that he probably really did come up
>> with that piece of boring tripe all on his own...and it probably took
>> him about a week to come up with it.
>
> well. what can i say. with such a fine grasp of music as you obviously
> have, i shall defer to your view and leave you pogoing away to the
> hardcore punk bands you rug rats like like blink 182.

Pogo? Ugh... before my time. Not that I even care to know about it...
Frankly the main type of music I like is rock/classic rock (mainly 70's
style rock, with some 60's and some 80's thrown in for good measure), and
not that blink-whatever.

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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

Archie Leach wrote:
> "Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>> Ludbunski wrote:
>>>> "Jonathan Herr" wrote:
>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>
>>> [snip "Cool for Cats"]
>>>
>>>>> Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame and
>>>>> make yourself look 'cool' aren't ya?
>>>>
>>>> Actually the truly sad part is that he probably really did come up
>>>> with that piece of boring tripe all on his own...
>>>
>>> Bwahahaha!
>>>
>>>> and it probably took
>>>> him about a week to come up with it.
>>>
>>> Yeah, must've taken him ages. You fucking imbecile.
>>
>> Says the one with a granny's version of a fight club signature.
>
> I really don't think you want to go there.
>
> But hey, don't let common sense stop you.

It's just weird is all.. If you want to have fight club, then post a fight
club sig...

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Jonathan Herr totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>Archie Leach wrote:
>> "Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:30:04 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>> <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:46:24 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last
>>>>>>>>>> more than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic
>>>>>>>>>> coward.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat
>>>>>>>>> plow makes them.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Pussy
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> is Good.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Pervert
>>>>>
>>>>> Homo.
>>>>
>>>> you're just saying that 'cause he has the job of hole puncher in the
>>>> donunt factory.
>>>
>>> And you're sticking up for him there then? Do i detect a bit of
>>> brownnosing going on?
>>
>> Cut it out, Tjanner.
>
>Who? What? Never heard of him/her.

Have you heard of Google, you lazy homo?


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