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Re: How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroksat Walm*rat.

On Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:47:44 -0500
J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

> On Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:07:41 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
> <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
>
> >???hw??f wrote:
> >> On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:57:30 GMT
> >> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> >>
> >>> ???hw??f wrote:
> >>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:11:37 -0500
> >>>> Ralph Waldo Emerson Lake and Palmer <rondo@nice.co.uk> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:17:09 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
> >>>>> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
> >>>>>> news:20080325081850.3a4094f6@vector:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:13:42 +0000 (UTC)
> >>>>>>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo..com>
> >>>>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in news:20080321090237.4
> >>>>>>> 57ae0d9
> >>>>>>>> @vector:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:00:38 +0000 (UTC)
> >>>>>>>>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
> >>>>>>>>> <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote in
> >>>>>>>>>> news:ejd7u317ct9tuos03i64s0sjl97u96vdju@4ax.com:
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> Oendius Med Hatef wroet:
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
> >>>>>>>>>>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Heeehahahaha.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
> >>>>>>>>>>>> important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're
> >>>>>>>>>>> supposedly>having. *nods*
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> *snicker*
> >>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>> Fcukhaed.
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
> >>>>>>>>>>> *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!
> >>>>>>>>>> Shirley, he can't be serious.
> >>>>>>>>> Hes the greeter with the lazy eye...
> >>>>>>>> "I become a transparent store greeter"
> >>>>>>> You win. Not futurama...maybe...Family Guy?
> >>>>>> Ralph Waldo Emerson.
> >>>>> Iced Teabagger Vance.
> >>>> Now see...you people get all literate on me and I'm just totally left out in the cold.
> >>>> I did however read 1984...so thats something...isnt it?
> >>>> Its not like I *cant* read its just that my mind wanders and theres been som really good spaghetti westerns on lately.
> >>>> DID YOU KNOW...that Eli Wallach is missing the end of his middle finger on his right hand?
> >>>> I wonder how that happened...
> >>>>
> >>> It got stuck up Clint Eastwood's ass perhaps?
> >>
> >> I doubt if anything would fit up there.
> >>
> >> Plus he would just shoot you if you tried
> >> If you get a chance, watch The Magnificent Seven.
> >> Eli plays a bandito who terrorizes a town.
> >>
> >
> >The Magnificent Seven is one of those movies I haven't seen all the way
> >through, I always seem to catch it in the middle etc.
> >
> >I do have the "Good, the Bad, and the Ugly", "Fistfull of Dollars" and
> >"For a few dollars more" on DVD. Of those, I like the "Good, the Bad,
> >and the Ugly" the best, it's a beautiful movie and never fails to keep
> >my interest.
>
> "Every Which Way But Loose" was a very funny movie.

I couldnt get into Clint as anything less than a gunslinger.
Dirty Harry, sure. Ex boxer, not so much. Funny monkeys? No way jose.The one where he is a Secret Service agent guarding the president it pretty good....

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Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

On Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:33:05 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
>under attack:
>
>>On Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:00:15 +0900, The 2-Belo
>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
>>>under attack:
>>>
>>>[...]
>>>
>>>>Without my promotions, the discussions would just be meaningless cock
>>>>posturing.
>>>
>>>As if anything else on alt.flame has ever *not* been so?
>>
>>So you admit to posting meaningless cock posturing? Autoflame.
>
>Not at all.
>
>All of it is meaningless, really, when you get right down to it. Yours, mine,
>Stain's, Bullock's, fucking Matthew Moulton's... it's all just a bunch of people
>screaming at each other for sport. I'm able to consistently do so at a
>considerably higher *quality*, of course -- jeez, I ran "memorable Koput flame
>post" through my memory banks there for a minute and learned several new
>synonyms for "zero" that I'd never heard before -- but, in the end, stomping
>your head into the floor is done only for its own sake. We're not bringing down
>world governments here.

Hee hee. If that's the best you could do, well then, in your case we'd
have to qualify it as your best and only talent. <Nyeagh>

>>>>>So, even though your various mix-em-ups may even be good, this would be the last
>>>>>place for anybody to say so. I mean, it's alt.flame, fer cryin' out loud.
>>>>
>>>>a.f. is the perfect place.
>>>
>>><flame=resume>
>>>What have you got spinning on those turntables? Frisbees?
>>
>>No turntables. CDJs.
>
>Good Lord, man, no vinyl? What is this world coming to?

Catch it all on BBC's "Planet Earth" now out on Blu Ray.

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Re: How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroks at Walm*rat.

On Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:35:48 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
wrote:

>On Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:47:44 -0500
>J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:07:41 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
>> <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
>>
>> >???hw??f wrote:
>> >> On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:57:30 GMT
>> >> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> ???hw??f wrote:
>> >>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:11:37 -0500
>> >>>> Ralph Waldo Emerson Lake and Palmer <rondo@nice.co.uk> wrote:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:17:09 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
>> >>>>> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
>> >>>>>> news:20080325081850.3a4094f6@vector:
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:13:42 +0000 (UTC)
>> >>>>>>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com>
>> >>>>>>> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in news:20080321090237.4
>> >>>>>>> 57ae0d9
>> >>>>>>>> @vector:
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:00:38 +0000 (UTC)
>> >>>>>>>>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>> >>>>>>>>> <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>> >>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>> President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote in
>> >>>>>>>>>> news:ejd7u317ct9tuos03i64s0sjl97u96vdju@4ax.com:
>> >>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>> Oendius Med Hatef wroet:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
>> >>>>>>>>>>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Heeehahahaha.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
>> >>>>>>>>>>>> important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're
>> >>>>>>>>>>> supposedly>having. *nods*
>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>> *snicker*
>> >>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
>> >>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
>> >>>>>>>>>>> Fcukhaed.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
>> >>>>>>>>>>> *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!
>> >>>>>>>>>> Shirley, he can't be serious.
>> >>>>>>>>> Hes the greeter with the lazy eye...
>> >>>>>>>> "I become a transparent store greeter"
>> >>>>>>> You win. Not futurama...maybe...Family Guy?
>> >>>>>> Ralph Waldo Emerson.
>> >>>>> Iced Teabagger Vance.
>> >>>> Now see...you people get all literate on me and I'm just totally left out in the cold.
>> >>>> I did however read 1984...so thats something...isnt it?
>> >>>> Its not like I *cant* read its just that my mind wanders and theres been som really good spaghetti westerns on lately.
>> >>>> DID YOU KNOW...that Eli Wallach is missing the end of his middle finger on his right hand?
>> >>>> I wonder how that happened...
>> >>>>
>> >>> It got stuck up Clint Eastwood's ass perhaps?
>> >>
>> >> I doubt if anything would fit up there.
>> >>
>> >> Plus he would just shoot you if you tried
>> >> If you get a chance, watch The Magnificent Seven.
>> >> Eli plays a bandito who terrorizes a town.
>> >>
>> >
>> >The Magnificent Seven is one of those movies I haven't seen all the way
>> >through, I always seem to catch it in the middle etc.
>> >
>> >I do have the "Good, the Bad, and the Ugly", "Fistfull of Dollars" and
>> >"For a few dollars more" on DVD. Of those, I like the "Good, the Bad,
>> >and the Ugly" the best, it's a beautiful movie and never fails to keep
>> >my interest.
>>
>> "Every Which Way But Loose" was a very funny movie.
>
>I couldnt get into Clint as anything less than a gunslinger.
>Dirty Harry, sure. Ex boxer, not so much. Funny monkeys? No way jose.The one where he is a Secret Service agent guarding the president it pretty good...

Gah. I almost got vertigo from the shooting scene.

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Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
> that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
> under attack:

[..]

>>>What have you got spinning on those turntables? Frisbees?
>>
>>No turntables. CDJs.

> Good Lord, man, no vinyl? What is this world coming to?

The usual shit.

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Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
under attack:

[...]

>>>>>Without my promotions, the discussions would just be meaningless cock
>>>>>posturing.
>>>>
>>>>As if anything else on alt.flame has ever *not* been so?
>>>
>>>So you admit to posting meaningless cock posturing? Autoflame.
>>
>>Not at all.
>>
>>All of it is meaningless, really, when you get right down to it. Yours, mine,
>>Stain's, Bullock's, fucking Matthew Moulton's... it's all just a bunch of people
>>screaming at each other for sport. I'm able to consistently do so at a
>>considerably higher *quality*, of course -- jeez, I ran "memorable Koput flame
>>post" through my memory banks there for a minute and learned several new
>>synonyms for "zero" that I'd never heard before -- but, in the end, stomping
>>your head into the floor is done only for its own sake. We're not bringing down
>>world governments here.
>
>Hee hee. If that's the best you could do, well then, in your case we'd
>have to qualify it as your best and only talent. <Nyeagh>

Think of it as a testing range. I riddle your carcass full of verbal bullets, I
get writing and debate points.

>>>>>>So, even though your various mix-em-ups may even be good, this would be the last
>>>>>>place for anybody to say so. I mean, it's alt.flame, fer cryin' out loud.
>>>>>
>>>>>a.f. is the perfect place.
>>>>
>>>><flame=resume>
>>>>What have you got spinning on those turntables? Frisbees?
>>>
>>>No turntables. CDJs.
>>
>>Good Lord, man, no vinyl? What is this world coming to?
>
>Catch it all on BBC's "Planet Earth" now out on Blu Ray.

Just because there's something more technologically advanced doesn't mean
whatever came before it is automatically rendered invalid. I must have what, 950
records -- the majority of it mid-90s Detroit acid 303s/909s Underground
Resistance/WPA blah blah when I played live sets (I played live sets years ago,
did I mention that?) -- and they sound every bit as good as when I bought them.
If anything the pops and scratches add to the appeal. Analog 4-evarrr!


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"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
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Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 07:48:32 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
>under attack:
>
>[...]
>
>>>>>>Without my promotions, the discussions would just be meaningless cock
>>>>>>posturing.
>>>>>
>>>>>As if anything else on alt.flame has ever *not* been so?
>>>>
>>>>So you admit to posting meaningless cock posturing? Autoflame.
>>>
>>>Not at all.
>>>
>>>All of it is meaningless, really, when you get right down to it. Yours, mine,
>>>Stain's, Bullock's, fucking Matthew Moulton's... it's all just a bunch of people
>>>screaming at each other for sport. I'm able to consistently do so at a
>>>considerably higher *quality*, of course -- jeez, I ran "memorable Koput flame
>>>post" through my memory banks there for a minute and learned several new
>>>synonyms for "zero" that I'd never heard before -- but, in the end, stomping
>>>your head into the floor is done only for its own sake. We're not bringing down
>>>world governments here.
>>
>>Hee hee. If that's the best you could do, well then, in your case we'd
>>have to qualify it as your best and only talent. <Nyeagh>
>
>Think of it as a testing range. I riddle your carcass full of verbal bullets, I
>get writing and debate points.

IOW, you are in possession of some might fine fool's gold.

>>>>>>>So, even though your various mix-em-ups may even be good, this would be the last
>>>>>>>place for anybody to say so. I mean, it's alt.flame, fer cryin' out loud.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>a.f. is the perfect place.
>>>>>
>>>>><flame=resume>
>>>>>What have you got spinning on those turntables? Frisbees?
>>>>
>>>>No turntables. CDJs.
>>>
>>>Good Lord, man, no vinyl? What is this world coming to?
>>
>>Catch it all on BBC's "Planet Earth" now out on Blu Ray.
>
>Just because there's something more technologically advanced doesn't mean
>whatever came before it is automatically rendered invalid.

Just because whatever came before the more technologically advanced
doesn't mean we all have to have respect for nostalgia. Do you ever
get worked up over the 60's? Maybe the 70's? 80's? Perhaps the 90's?

>I must have what, 950
>records --

Collecting dust.

>the majority of it mid-90s Detroit acid 303s/909s Underground
>Resistance/WPA blah blah

Which would never stand a chance with today's youngsters unless you're
playing to an audience who's current designer drug of choice is
Geritol.

>when I played live sets (I played live sets years ago,
>did I mention that?)

OoooOoooOooow. AaaaaAAaaaAaaah, I smell flame fodder, tell me mo'.

>-- and they sound every bit as good as when I bought them.

To you maybe, and everyone's grandpa and grandma.

>If anything the pops and scratches add to the appeal.

Just like the creaking of aging bones.

>Analog 4-evarrr!

Funny, one never hear's female dj's talk about thier record players
like it's some kinda strap on.

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More of the usual shit (was Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration)

"Avoid normal situations."
<byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com> wrote:

>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>> that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
>> under attack:
>
> [..]
>
>>>>What have you got spinning on those turntables? Frisbees?
>>>
>>>No turntables. CDJs.
>
>> Good Lord, man, no vinyl? What is this world coming to?
>
> The usual shit.

Fuckhead. (Same as it ever was.)

 

Re: Ludbunski and America's most boring city - a marriage made in Kenosha

On Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:25:17 GMT, FrozenNorth
<frozennorth123@gmail.com> wrote:

>Jonathan Herr took a can of maroon spray paint on April 9, 2008 08:12 pm and
>wrote the following:
>
>> Menjy wrote:
>>> Jonathan Herr air-kissed alt.flame thusly:
>>
>>>> Frankly I actually applaud OMH for getting a house that's not
>>>> overprices 2000%. These damn 1/3 and 1/2 million dollar homes are
>>>> so overpriced for what you get it's not even funny.
>>>
>>> Oh, you poor, POOR bunnykins! A damn (that's a naughty word, Jonny!!)
>>> 1/3 million dollar house that's, oh, how do you say it, "OVERPRICES
>>> 2000%" is really only worth $16650!! That *IS* "overprices", isn't it?
>>>
>>> Is $16650 what your parents' house is worth?
>>
>> No, it's worth about 100-110k and I was basically trying to be dramatic in
>> reference to the cost of the houses. It's not far from the truth though.
>> I
>> mean come on, a 750,000$ home? Why would anyone pay THAT amount of money?
>> If I could get a house for less money (and still get a good quality home)
>> I'd go with the cheaper house. It only makes sense.
>
>Low expectations noted, and archived. 100K won't buy anything within 100
>miles (probably more, too lazy to do your research) of where I live that I
>would want to live in.
>
>BTW my house will be paid for in less than 3 years, currently worth about
>1/2 million, I paid substantially less, but that is the best part of
>investing and making a commitment to a real estate investment.

Yeah, the key note here is you PAID SUBSTANTIALLY LESS than what
you're DREAMING the house is worth. If yer dumbass tried to sell your
home for your delusional little price...yeah, you wouldn't even be
able to get someone to slow down, let alone get out and browse
through.

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Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
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Re: History lesson for clueless newbies - why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

On Wed, 9 Apr 2008 19:15:37 -0500, "Jonathan Herr"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>> On Wed, 9 Apr 2008 12:50:31 -0500, "Jonathan Herr"
>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:42:13 +0200, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, inept
>>>>>>> spell-lamer, public whistler, mime-artist, estate agent,
>>>>>>> nose-picker and ignoble spankard wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, inept spell-lamer, public
>>>>>>>>> whistler, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker and ignoble
>>>>>>>>> spankard wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> [...]
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Tantrum? What tantrum, snotbubble?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yeah. Your *OBSESSION* about 'hace' is example enough.
>>>>>
>>>>> Hardly an obsession, you silly little homo. I think it's an
>>>>> interesting topic, that's all. You must, too. After all, you keep
>>>>> appearing in this thread.
>>>>
>>>> Looks like Jonathomo's looked up a new word. He just accused me of
>>>> being obsessed with "OMH," whoever or whatever the fuck "OMH" is.
>>>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter.
>>
>> See above. Who or what the fuck is one of those, and why should anyone
>> give a shit?
>>
>>
>>>> It's an abbriviation.
>>
>> What's an "abbriviation?"
>
>Lemme guess, I misspelled a word and little Raoul couldn't figure out what I
>meant by it.
>
>Poor little Raoul.

It's cause you keep using words he's not at all familiar with. You
should try and keep your writing down to a 3rd grade reading level if
you want to avoid any confusion on homosexuRaoul's part.

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Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: History lesson for clueless newbies - why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:17:34 +0200, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>'Menjy' wrote:
>>>Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>>>'Menjy' wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>>>>> Tantrum? What tantrum, snotbubble?
>>>>
>>>>Yeah. Your *OBSESSION* about 'hace' is example enough.
>>>
>>>Hardly an obsession, you silly little homo. I think it's an interesting topic,
>>>that's all. You must, too. After all, you keep appearing in this thread.
>>
>>Looks like Jonathomo's looked up a new word. He just accused me of
>>being obsessed with "OMH," whoever or whatever the fuck "OMH" is.
>
>[shrug] The "H" could stand for "homo", I suppose. I really hace no idea.

Ostrasizing Minge-tard Homos.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: History lesson for clueless newbies - why *does* Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all the time?

On Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:47:43 +0200, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, inept spell-lamer, public
>whistler, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker and ignoble spankard wrote:
>
>>'Menjy' wrote:
>>
>>>Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, inept spell-lamer, public whistler, mime-artist,
>>>estate agent, nose-picker and ignoble spankard wrote:
>
>>>>'Menjy' wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>>>>>Question for you newbies: Why did he spell it "hace"?
>>>>
>>>>Slang is pretty hard to figure out when you're such a mental midget,
>>>>eh Mingy?
>>>
>>>Oh, *I* know why you di<COCK SLAP>
>>
>>Has it even occurred to you AT ALL, just how fucking pathetic you
>>look, Dribbles? I mean you're throwing a fuckin tantrum over my use
>>of slang words, slang words that are used by THOUSANDS of people all
>>across teh fuckin grid:

>Tantrum?

Cracker, Polly?

>What tantrum, snotbubble?

The one you're throwing right now, Snits.

>All I was saying was th<COCK SLAP>

....who the fuck asked you to try and explain and justify your fit
throwing?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Jamos Ludbunski's Greatest Hits

On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 21:26:20 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>news:v188u31v60hct3tb1ojhl7s0q90qt1e4nm@4ax.com:
>
>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:26:51 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
>> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>news:h0g7u3t2mqcj88m7a7dc3lgit8vv0jtvph@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:41:35 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
>>>> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>news:dia7u3p90t48apjffjj5t0l14pmtsu5003@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:18:23 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Do yo<COCK SLAP>
>>>>
>>>>>He really did have a valid point.
>>>>
>>>> To the limited like yourself I'm sure it seemed VERY "valid" and
>>>> interesting...then again you're the same kind of fuck who gets his
>>>> jollies off watching a dozen or more people reply to themselves with a
>>>> single word.
>>>>
>>>>>You're a rank amateur.
>>>>
>>>> Your kind will never have any shortage of that particular little belly
>>>> ache...but then, reality always bitch slaps you otherwise:
>>>> http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details/backwater-productions
>>>> .net
>>>>
>>>> *shrugs*
>>>>
>>>> But hey, if I'm such an amateur, even some retard like you should be
>>>> able to best my work (verbal or otherwise)...funny in that, uh...you
>>>> can't...amateur. LOL
>>>
>>>Rank. Amateur.
>>
>> Oh I'm sorry, funny in that, uh...you can't..."RANK" amateur. LOL
>>
>> ^_^
>
>Correct. I operate several levels above an amateur such as yourself.

Duh uh, did you forget that you were the one who accused me of being a
"rank amateur"? Woah, think slow now, Downs, don't hurt yourself.

>Or do we really want to compare pedigrees?

What's to compare? You have nothing, Fuckup. LOL, you aren't even an
amateur, you're just a void, a waste of fuckin bandwidth.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroks at Walm*rat.

On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:47:51 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
wrote:

>On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:11:37 -0500
>Ralph Waldo Emerson Lake and Palmer <rondo@nice.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:17:09 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
>> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
>> >news:20080325081850.3a4094f6@vector:
>> >
>> >> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:13:42 +0000 (UTC)
>> >> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com>
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in news:20080321090237.4
>> >> 57ae0d9
>> >>> @vector:
>> >>>
>> >>> > On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:00:38 +0000 (UTC)
>> >>> > "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>> >>> > <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>> >>> >
>> >>> >> President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote in
>> >>> >> news:ejd7u317ct9tuos03i64s0sjl97u96vdju@4ax.com:
>> >>> >>
>> >>> >> > Oendius Med Hatef wroet:
>> >>> >> >
>> >>> >> >>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
>> >>> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>> >>> >> >>
>> >>> >> >>LOL
>> >>> >> >>
>> >>> >> >>>Heeehahahaha.
>> >>> >> >>
>> >>> >> >>I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
>> >>> >> >>important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're
>> >>> >> >supposedly>having. *nods*
>> >>> >> >
>> >>> >> >>*snicker*
>> >>> >> >
>> >>> >> >>LOL
>> >>> >> >
>> >>> >> >>LOL
>> >>> >> >
>> >>> >> > Fcukhaed.
>> >>> >> >
>> >>> >> >>I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
>> >>> >> >
>> >>> >> > *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!
>> >>> >>
>> >>> >> Shirley, he can't be serious.
>> >>> >
>> >>> > Hes the greeter with the lazy eye...
>> >>>
>> >>> "I become a transparent store greeter"
>> >>
>> >> You win. Not futurama...maybe...Family Guy?
>> >
>> >Ralph Waldo Emerson.
>>
>> Iced Teabagger Vance.
>
>Now see...you people get all literate on me and I'm just totally left out in the cold.
>I did however read 1984...so thats something...isnt it?
>Its not like I *cant* read its just that my mind wanders and theres been som really good spaghetti westerns on lately.
>DID YOU KNOW...that Eli Wallach is missing the end of his middle finger on his right hand?
>I wonder how that happened...

He probably joined up with the Yakuza and had to cut it off as a
penance for some wrong doing he committed.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
wrote:

>On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >T<COCK SLAP>
>>
>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
>>
>Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.

Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a REAL
turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food fetish,
what do you think?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 13:50:52 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
wrote:

>> Pee Wee Hermen

>We kn<COCK SLAP>

I'm sorry, but you're only permitted to speak for yourself and not for
the lurkers supporting you in email.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Jamie Koput (Mike Hammond?) - Sentenced To Net Death - Ripped Apart In Every Direction Imaginable

On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 01:07:09 -0700 (PDT), s007ii.exe@gmail.com wrote:

Before I get started, Jamie...this is REALLY going to hurt you. If
you have any value of your existence in its current state...don't read
this post, cause yer gonna get *ALL* fucked up in the head by the time
I get done ripping apart your every little delusion in life.

>http://www.backwater-productions.net/
>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Profile of Mad Squatter based on his crapper website:

Mad Squatter? Oh wow, boy I can tell you put a LOT of thought into
THAT lame, Double 'O Nothing. *rolls eyes*

>"Backwater" dictionary meaning: "a place or state of stagnant
>backwardness: This area of the country is a backwater that continues
>to resist progress."
>
>Backwater Productions? An oxymoron.

In all your stupidity you seem to have forgotten that most words have
more than one definition:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/backwater

Try number 3, Dipshit:
"an isolated, peaceful place"

Woah, think slow now, don't hurt yourself!

....ya fuckin retard.

>Proof:
>
>The template he's using for the site's index page is ridiculously
>outdated from a modern design perspective.

Um, hello, RETARD, I'm not using ANY kind of prefab template on ANY of
my sites, it's ALL my OWN stuff, you stupid fuckin cunt. Furthermore,
the portal design I use on most of my sites is in fact THE BEST design
style to use in that the content auto-centers on ANY resolution. In
other words the design is RESOLUTION-INDEPENDANT, a design form which
is often very hard for lessers and wannabes like yourself to design
around, mostly in that the W3C compliant techniques to achieve the
design wind up making the site form break on a variety of systems and
browsers. The form *I* invented for achieving the look may not pass
W3C compliancy but it's fully cross browser and cross operating system
compatible on ALL major browsers and operating systems.

>Slick it is not.

See, I can tell already that this lil post of yours isn't going to be
a critique so much as flailing stabs to try and belittle my work with
no real arguments or meat to back them up with. Clearly child, you
are WAY the fuck outta yer league and make no mistake...I'm gonna
fuckin eat you alive. `, D

>Definitely not an attention grabber.

Yeah I should make it look more like this:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/mocking.html

THAT'LL grab some attention! Oh and maybe some Flashy whirly
animations all flying over the screen! And sounds! Yeah I should
have like pulsating sound effects for wherever you even nudge the
mouse a little, boy THAT'LL sure get people's attention!

....you really are a fuckin amateur, aren't you boi?

>I find that the photograph of a swamp is
>perhaps a clever but accidental representation of the mess that
>follows. A retarded monkey with feces on his palette would have been
>able to serve up something more enticing dish.

So lets see it, Monkey Boi! I mean if you're claiming that ANYONE can
come up with something better, well let's see you step it the fuck up
and deliver! Oh, hey, this is the part where you start fumbling for
backpedals, Junior.

Oh and BTW, that's not ~actually~ a photograph, it's a 3D model
rendering...needless to say, it really strokes my ego knowing that my
skill is such that a n00b level amateur like yourself can't even tell
the difference between a scene I rendered and a real photograph. LOL

>So here's what's on the menu...
>
>I'm clicking "Services" and the following text is smeared across the
>screen on the right: "Backwater Productions offers Web Site design and
>implementation services along with friendly customer service at some
>of the best rates in the business."
>
>Well. Aside from the clumsy wording,

And there ya go with the quote whoring again. Yeah, dipshits like you
find it REAL easy to throw around random negative adjectives like,
"sloppy", "clumsy", "dirty", "messy", "incoherent", etc.

....the funny part is, with retards like yourself...you just can't ever
seem to be able to EXPLAIN yourself. Free cl00, Junior, if the
wording was ACTUALLY "clumsy", you would not only be able to
SPECIFICALLY point out HOW it's "clumsy" but you would ALSO be able to
provide copy edited examples of how to fix it...you can't though,
because you're just pulling shit out of yer ass to try and attack that
which you covet so badly. You lash out blind, your hatred fueled
directly by my well earned sense of boastful superiority and
egotistical arrogance. It just burns you up inside to watch someone
so superior to your own level of skill flaunt their abilities with
such bragging fervor.

Of course, what you're too damn STUPID to comprehend is that most of
my bragging is actually done in an attempt to illicit REAL critiques
from REAL web artists and coders, pushing them to review my work in
the absolute harshest manner possible, being fueled in the same way
you are...the difference of course being that you are quite poorly
equipped to handle the task. Since you have no real skill or
knowledge you simply cannot do much more than throw random little snit
filled insults whilst frothing at the mouth in anger...it's kinda
cute, in an entertaining sort of way...but yer really not anything
more to me than just a side show act, Kiddie.

>I can't resist clicking the arrow
>on the lower right for the price index. At this point it feels like
>I'm applying the brakes to get a glimpse at the scene of a terrible
>road accident. I must admit I'm hooked now! P

And still no arguments or critiques I see. At least you're attempting
to humor me in your spastic little frothing fit though...granted it's
a bit banal and a tad on the cliche side, but at least it's a step up
from your previous single adjective based blind stabs.

>Base Price - $750
>
>Man I remember doing php flash layouts for no less than $5000 a pop to
>start. But we're not talking sophistication here. We're talking
>backwater.

Yeah, you remember doing it at the height of the tech bubble...right
before you tards suddenly realized you couldn't deliver product, even
at $5,000 a pop...and boy did it POP!

I remember all the endless legions of newfag, wannabe web coders like
yourself who barely knew anything outside of the most simplistic HTML
coding, cock slurping up big businesses and conning them into paying
thousands of dollars for half assed, over deadlined kiddie crap. LOL,
of course since all the DUMBFUCKS like yourself didn't actually posses
the technical knowledge or skill to truly deliver what they were
looking for...yeah...BOOM!

To make things even more laughable, every time they would ask for
something you couldn't do, you'd go and hit them up for more money and
then hire on ANOTHER "web designer" CLAIMING that they could deliver
what the client wanted...essentially the scam artists being scammed
themselves. The funniest part of all though was that NONE of you cock
molesting little ass fags even had the slightest gawd damn cl00 as to
what you were even doing, so the whole bubble was built on empty
promises and broken deals that couldn't be delivered because there
just weren't enough truly knowledgeable web coders and designers to
meet the exhaustive WANTS of the industry.

>Animated Effects - $250
>
>For what? A crapper gif animation about the size of a thumb nail or a
>beautiful 3D landscape created in Discreet?

Whatever the client wants, Dipshit, although unlike you I don't really
deal in prefab cookie cutter crap. Nor do I deal in default
transition effects. Neither of those do I consider "animated effects"
and both of which I would do for free if the client wanted them. When
I say "animated effects" I mean the kind of effect on my Backwater
logo that makes it look like it's under water. Or the animated effect
of the frog jumping into the water when you move your mouse over him.
Or the kinds of animated effects I used on the new CB site logo and
the music player. Or the animated background I used on my brothers
wedding blog site:
http://www.sarcastic-caret.net/wedding/

Here's another one, similar in style:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Blog_Designs/Tree_Light.html

On most of the animated effects I use I try and go for a subtle
display, for example on the main Backwater page you can barely even
notice the logo moving at all, it's mainly intended to be picked up on
a subconscious level, basically it adds to the site experience without
drawing too much attention to itself or detracting from the actual
content. Some clients however like more obvious animated effects,
like the way I used to have the main Backwater site (animated solar
flares as well as a more prominent liquid effect):
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Animation_Sample/

Simply put, animation examples like that are simply beyond the reach
of lessers like yourself who are limited to very simplistic GIF
animations, often not much more than cheesy clip art style cartoons.

>I doubt Squatter has the
>money or the brains to operate Discreet but he has admitted to using
>pirated software in the past so I'm sure he's probably made attempts
>to rip off the pre-rendered templates provided in the program with
>disasterous results.

I use a variety of software, Dipshit, all of which that's used in my
business is paid for. For most of my animated effects I create them
by hand in Paint Shop Pro, frame by frame by frame by frame... and
then I assemble the frames together either in Flash or I'll import
them into Adobe After Effects in order to apply additional custom
filtering effects. NONE of it is prefab, but hey, I always like to
give pukes like you who love to run at the mouth a chance to back yer
shit up. So I'll tell you what, if you can accurately reverse
engineer the techniques I used to create that animated rainbow effect
on the new CB site logo:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/care-bears/

....and create a similar looking logo effect...I'll give you a thousand
bucks! Seriously man, a thousand bucks, just that easy! LOL

....dumbfuck newfags like you are all alike...you think all the shit
you see online is just magically churned out by some high priced
software. *snicker* For most of my animated effects I use a decade
old version of Paint Shop Pro. It ain't about the software kiddo,
it's about yer skillz...or lack thereof in your case.

>Online Ordering - $250
>
>Makes me wonder what evil script kiddie nonsense he has in store for
>the sucker who thinks they know what this is supposed to mean.

....how the fuck would NOT know what online ordering is? I mean, it
pretty much explains ITSELF, you fuckin doorknob. Yeesh, what are you
some tweenage muppet fuck, Pampers size 7 wearing, trainable from the
Barney generation?

>User Interaction - $250
>
>With what? His hairy right palm?

Try moving your mouse over the text with the bouncy arrow pointing at
it, Dumbfuck. Woah, explanations especially for stupid retards like
yourself! Apparently I've under-estimated just how fuckin stupid some
people can be though, so I should probably put one in for the "online
ordering" just to clarify the BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS for trainables like
yourself.

>Monthly updates - $25

>"I want you to redo this entire mess for $25 until you get it right.
>On second thought, I'll do it myself!"

Doing it yourself is how you fucked it all up in the first place,
Downs. A site redesign costs more than $25 though. For YOUR site
though...yeah, doesn't need REdesigning so much as it needs to just be
trashed the fuck in the recycle bin and started over from scratch.

>Streaming - $100+

>He means "Steaming"... as in turd.

*rimshot*

He'll be here all night folks! It's lame-witted comebacks with Double
'O Nothing! And we've got half priced drinks at the bar!

>On to clients...
>
>"A prototype online Yoga course."
>
>Someone please tell this idiot that a prototype is not a client.

Actually, you idiot, prototype work is indeed a client. Obviously you
don't and haven't ever had any clients. There are LOTS of companies
and institutions who want such prototypes to present to the higher
ups, the prototype(s) they like the best are the ones that'll go on to
full production. In other cases, like with colleges, they can use
such prototypes in order to apply for grant money. It easily
impresses government types into giving them shit loads of money and
the best part is the work often never even needs completed, or it
winds up becoming a different job in the same style. Basically the
online yoga site wound up becoming this:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Envirojobby.jpg

A stand alone Flash application that was featured at the 2006 White
House Conference on Cooperative Conservation...needless to say, it was
a much better usage of the grant money that they got from peddling the
yoga prototype.

>"Iron Art Shop"
>
>I wonder which of his cousins finally gave in to his bitching and
>whining so he could finally "prove himself". The design for it is of
>course, what you'd expect. I've seen this one before too a while back,
>I guess they never asked him to come back to do "updates".

You've seen the design before, eh Newfag? Well step it the fuck up
and let's see yer proof! Oh, hey, this is where you backpedal
again...and do a REAL shit job of it too, Fuckface. LOL, I love it
when newfag wannabes go around accusing me of peddling template crap,
only to wind up bitch slapped with the harsh reality that there are
people out there with actual skill, me being one of them.

>"Anatomical Movement"
>
>Perhaps from a design perspective, Bowel Movement would have been more
>apt.

*rimshot*

Boy ya gotta love these one liners, such scathing "critiques"!

>"Histology"
>
>As if he's ever looked up the meaning of the word.

And yet again. Do be sure and let us all know when you can actually
manage to formulate a REAL argument in regards to trying to belittle
one of my sites, Dipshit.

>"Tripower Aussie Sheep Dog Breeders"
>
>LOL! Was that a frog animation hoping across the swamp? I think I
>found an easter egg! WOoOooOooOoow!

....boy it doesn't take much to get you excited, does it? Of course,
looking at your own horrible mess of a site I guess we all know why.
Apparently yer attitude towards website design is, "If it ain't movin,
it ain't worth puttin on the site!" Free cl00, dumbfuck, having every
other page element flying all over the screen in a jumble fucking mess
doesn't exactly lend itself well to good user experience. There's so
much crap flying all over the place on yer sites that one can't even
tell what the hell it is they're looking at, let alone where the
navigation links are or what they lead to.

The other MAJOR problem with your sites are style clashes. You've got
mostly mid 90s clip-art style animated gifs mixed in with a bunch of
retard level Web 2.0 style design buttons and interface (which aren't
even yours)...needless to say, it's an overly gaudy looking form that
just SCREAMS amateur hour in Netscape Composer.

Furthermore, looking at the code of your site reveals that you're
using ripped off Dreamweaver templates, either ones you took directly
from Dreamweaver or ones that you simply got from a third party that
took them from Dreamweaver which you then spaghetti bitched into yer
sloppy assed coding. What makes your code so sloppy? Well aside from
the overly redundant code form your site is relying on TABLES FOR
CONTENT LAYOUT...pretty much that was the web design form of the mid
90s. It clearly shows that you have absolutely *NO* comprehension of
cascading style sheets. That fact alone doesn't even merit you to
classify yourself as a wannabe web developer. Really you're not much
more than an ENTHUSIAST, just tinkering around with code fragments
that you don't even understand and bumbling together bullshit with
absolutely no coherent train of thought in regards to design style.

Here's a fun fragment from yer code:

: <th align="center" valign="top" scope="col"></th>
: <th align="center" valign="top" scope="col"></th>
: <th align="center" valign="top" scope="col"></th>
: <th align="center" valign="top" scope="col"></th>
: <th align="center" valign="top" scope="col"></th>
: <th align="center" valign="top" scope="col"></th>
: <th align="center" valign="top" scope="col"></th>
: <th align="center" valign="top" scope="col"></th>

*snicker*

Obviously you're using some kind of WYSIWYG n00b level editor like
Dreamweaver or likely MS Word or Netscape Composer. I mean, what the
fuck is that shit for, you dumbfuck? Oh, that's right, you didn't
even know it was in there cause the shit ass proggie that did your
coding FOR YOU put it in there. LOL

Shall we move on to your BLOAT?

Well, other than the already pointed out pointless BLOAT of yer code,
there's all your poorly compressed, poorly formatted images...all of
which you STOLE from other people (big surprise there). Let's take a
look at this one first:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Double_O_Nothing/download.jpg

....wow, just WOW!

First off, it should be noted that the ORIGINAL icon that, that image
was raped from only had NINE COLORS. Now, let's see, we've got an
image with less than 256 colors...hur-de-dur-de-dum boy I wonder what
the fuck format we should use! Oh hey, Bumbles thinks it's JPEG! LOL,
nope, sorry Bumbles, it's not JPEG. You uh...you don't know why, do
you? *snicker*

Well, for fun, let's go ahead and try reencoding the uber compressed
JPEG destroyed icon:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Double_O_Nothing/download.png

Hey look at that, we went from your original 901 bytes down to 385
bytes, that's more than a FIFTY PERCENT reduction in file
size...simply because I knew what the fuck format to use! LOL

Oh but hey, what if we Google searched for the ORIGINAL icon that you
stole yours from (and promptly reencoded to look like bloated shit).
Oh hey, we get this:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Double_O_Nothing/download_fixed.gif

147 bytes...OUCH! Man, talk about bloat, somehow you managed to take
an ALREADY properly compressed image and not only bloated it up to SIX
TIMES its original size, but you also artifacted the holy shit out of
it when you used that shit compressed JPEG setting. Wow...just...WOW!
You pretty much win the website award for fucking up hands down,
Downs. And keep in mind that, that's only ONE image. It's not as if
all the other images on your site are encoded any more intelligently.
Would you like me to do some more, you poser class fuckup? How about
yer overly bloated poorly put together Flash files? You want me to
rip those apart next and run through 'em point by point in ripping you
apart? LOL, it's so much fun, it's too bad YOU couldn't do the same
with any of MY sites, but then, yer just a fuckin wannabe runnin at
the mouth and talkin shit.

>"Cell Biology"
>
>One hopes this will somehow help prevent those swamp dumbfcuks from
>inbreeding.

Too bad there wasn't anything to stop your "dumbfcuk" parents from
inbreeding.

>Next up is "Projects"
>
>Coming Soon!
>
><Busy busy busy>
>
>Yeah right. In other words, "I'm defeating the purpose of this site by
>giving you a page that's not finished yet." That'll certainly impress!

The site impresses enough on its own, if it didn't I'd have enough
free time to finish that section.

>Then there's the "Graphic Design" menu which rips off various
>copyrighted characters from Batman ("Yeah man, I wanna buy a Batman
>website for you! I'll give you $50!) to the Lord Of The Rings.

Every one of the graphics falls under fair use, Dipshit...which is a
fuck of a lot more than you can say since all your image content was
ripped off DIRECTLY from originals created by SOMEONE ELSE. The only
part you played was reencoding them to bloat yer fuckin page up and to
lower their display quality.

>"Video Editing"
>
>Does Mad Squatter have a warez copy of Adobe Premiere? Yes he does!

Again, typical fucktard line of thinking. He believes that it's
merely a matter of SOFTWARE that allows me to make sites that look as
good as they do, he believes that it's my "pirating" ability that puts
me at a level above him and that if he ~just~ had enough money to buy
the software or if he ~just~ knew how to pirate a copy...boy he'd be
able to make sites JUST like mine!

....*snicker*...yeah, keep dreamin kid, yer so the fuck far outta yer
league you couldn't even BREATH on my level.

>"Audio Mixing"
>
>Another "Coming Soon busy busy busy" Mess-age. I wonder what he's
>using this time? Cubase? FruityLoops? A pair of CDJs?

And yet again, the fucktard newfag believing that it's "all in the
software". LOL, like you can just go and pay a couple thousand bucks
for software that'll magixally make uber cool looking websites 'n shit
for you! You don't even need to know what you're doing! *snicker*
Yeah, fuckup forgot to realize that if it were THAT easy, boy
EVERYBODY would be a high end web developer.

>"Software"
>
>Obviously pirated, but "coming soon anyway". LOL.

Oh yes, "obviously", because Fumbles KNOWS that it was ALL in the
software. *nods*

>"Contact"
>
>Maddie's discovered how to add a "mailto:" link. AWESOME!

Wow, you certainly do seem to get awfully excited over HTML 2.0
coding, Downs. I guess it's pretty "impressive" though from your
limited basis of comparison, huh? I mean, yer so gawd damn monkey
shitting stupid you can't even figure out how to straight code.

>> >...apparently around 2 million unique visitors a month, Snits.

>Business must be booming, eh? So like where's the rest of those client
>websites? Time to hire more employees for the studio! The dot com boom
>is under way! WOOHOO!

None of the clients I've taken on in the past two years are listed on
the main Backwater site (for obvious reasons involving Hatter Addicts
attempting to seek revenge by targeting my clients).

>This concludes the first half...

And oh what a smoking crater you've become. I bet yer REALLY
regretting even opening yer idiot mouth at this point, eh Downs? I
mean not only did I completely and totally rip apart your every little
NONpinion and failed argument, but I even went so far as to rip apart
YOUR OWN web coding and design skills and unlike your stupid ass I was
able to use ACTUAL examples with REAL facts and logic to back up my
claims. You got pwn3d, bitch, you got pwn3d REAL bad.

>Now for 2bee...

>> You suffer from this same self-important disease as James Koput: the one where
>> raw web site traffic statistics power your fragile ego. But it means little; not
>> your site, not my site, not anyone's. You're a small-scale graphics and web site
>> production crackhouse; quit making it out to be more than what it is. Koput
>> makes a couple of mix tapes and suddenly he's the hottest DJ in Canada? Get the
>> fuck out of here.
>
>See this?
>
>http://djmix.net/search.php?q=s007ii&search=Search&se=mix

....you're raving about an average of 1,000 unique downloads? D00d,
I've seen botched up YouTube vids of 13 year old cam whores with
like...A HUNDRED TIMES as many hits (and even HIGHER ratings).

*shakes head*

Yer pathetic man. Fuck my AMVs get more unique hits than that in a
WEEK and most of yer crap has been up for nearly a YEAR.

You wanna see how you REALLY compare in yer niche market?

Check this out:


....a gawd damn 17 minute head pounding techno mix done up against an
"animated" Pikachu (looped over and over about sixty billion times).

Like yer crap, it's been up for about a year. Like yer crap, it's got
a real high rating...the difference...oh just about 999 THOUSAND more
unique downloads and nearly a THOUSAND comments. LOL

....and guess what, it's crap! Yeah, it's absolute fuckin garbage! But
hey, when yer targeting yer shit to tweenage muppet fuckers who weaned
off watchin Barney in the mid 90s...yeah, doesn't take much to
impress. That along with the fact that most people just click a high
rating "just to be nice"...yeah...yer full of shit man.

>There's your proof.
>
>Now take a look at this:
>
>http://djmix.net/s007ii/mixes/MasonicTemple <-- It's Techno. Remember
>what you said about Techno?
>
>LOL.

....again, it's shit. You've got a bunch of monkey minded circle
jerkers in there all lookin for a reach around you half assed wannabe.

Tell ya what, Cuppycake...let's see you put up a mix and then instead
of going around ass slurping everyone, acting real humble and
sweet...go around touting yourself as say..."The BEST Techno DJ In
Canada!"

And then just roll with that attitude for a few months, really stick
it into people, then watch what happens. LOL

Yer basically what I like to call a "brown-nose artist". You fuel
yourself up with positive reviews that you garner through butt
slurpage and mutual praise circle jerking with other brown-nosed crap
artists. Simply being nice and being humble when presenting mediocre
level work is enough to get your average wannabe rave reviews from the
current tweenage muppet fuck generation. But man, the very SECOND
that you actually try and present yourself to them in the way that you
WISH you were perceived...yeah, that's when it ALL falls apart and
every single person within reaching distance shits all over you and
rips apart your work point by point by point (just like I did with yer
website earlier).

And the thing of it is, Sunshine, all that butt slurpage and circle
jerking you're doing...it lulls you into a delusional state of apathy.
Essentially you never really try and improve upon your work because
you know that even yer most half assed endeavors will meet with "rave
reviews" amongst teh kiddie crowd, so long as you fondle their balls
in return for the "favor". That is of course why you will NEVER
actually make it in the biz (on any level), because those that are in
the biz who are looking for a product that they can market...yeah,
they aren't won over with ass kissing, only with raw talent and
creativity...of which you have none.

>And now:
>
>http://myspace.com/s007ii
>
><bows>

....you're proud of the fact that you spend day in and day out running
all over MySpace looking for "friend whores"? I mean it's not like
there's any shortage of people on MySpace who want nothing more than
to try and up their online "friend" count, to the point where they'll
add anyone so long as there's a remote possibility that they might
have a pulse (and even then sometimes spam bots will do okay). Tell
us Double 'O Nothing, how many spam bots are in yer friends lits?
*snicker* It's pretty obvious too when you start looking through all
your comments and nearly every last one of them is like, "Thanks for
adding me as a friend!" LOL...yer pathetic man...absolutely fuckin
pathetic.

>_-
>James <s007ii>
>http://s007ii.com/tunes

Here's a fun slap of reality for ya:
http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details/s007ii.com

....ouch! All that butt slurpage and MySpace friend making and you
can't even do better than a ranking of nearly EIGHT MILLION?!

Here's another fun slap of reality for ya:
http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details/backwater-productions.net

My server/sites rank in the top one million sites on the
Internet...and unlike you, rather than go around butt slurping and
"making friends" with everyone I see...I go around marketing myself as
a malicious, arrogant, insidious, egotistical, narcissistic, evul
fucking DEMON GOD whose better than pretty much EVERYONE else...funny
that, huh? Hell, just imagine what my Alexa rating would be if I
slurped ass like you, Bumbles. Of course, if I had spent all my time
doing that, my websites would probably all still look like this:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Old_Backwater.png

You'll never get any better than you currently are...but hey, that's
okay since yer only in it for the ass slurpage, you don't really have
a love of the art, you pathetic fuckin wannabe. `, \

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 14:34:47 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>Way to rape the newfag level cliche's there, Bilbo. Free cl00

>>>What is it with you and "cl00"?

>>You're a retard, you reply to my posts

>You're not answering the question, you twit.

Awww, am I not playing by your little roolies? Tsch, tsch, tsch, I
bet that's VERY upsetting to you, innt? `, )

>But I'll let you rave a bit longer
>before I come back to this part. Have at it.

Let me know when you can actually make it through one of my rants
without having to snip and run away from it after the first sentence,
Bumbles.

>>>Do you have some sort of pathological aversion
>>>to spelling words like adults would?

>>This from the doorknob whose friends think it's a masterful troll of
>>epic proportions to misspell every other word of their post and then
>>to scream, "HA, HA TROLLEDED YU!!1!"

>The stupid bastard Jonathan Herr couldn't even figure out for himself that no
>actual person has ever posted silly garbled messes like that with a straight
>face, not even the real Gareth Gee. He ate it up for a full week and a half. I
>never called it a "masterful troll of epic proportions", but it got the fuckin'
>job done, didn't it?

No, it really didn't actually, it just made you look like a fuckin
idiot.

>What's *your* excuse, by the way? Can you get through a post without parroting
>the tired gimmicks of this Megatokyo comic you feverishly read?

Megatokyo came AFTER me, Sunshine. Most of the material they use is
derivative of Webbie board speak, which is largely a derivative of my
work as well as various other oldbies and media forms. It's always in
a state of flux though, ever changing, ever evolving.

>>I hate to break this to ya, Shitface, but I don't type my posts for
>>you, I type them for me and for my fans

>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So you're laughing, amiright? Your little NEED to make such an
elaborate production of how much fun you're supposedly having says
more about you than it does me, Sunshine.

>>>>the tweenage muppet fuck crowd calls it "wapanese" now.

>>>I tend to call the phenomenon "fapanese" -- because that's what you sick little
>>>twits are doing back in your bedroom with all your Sailor Moon dolls,
>>>fapfapfapfpapfapfapafappityfap -- but the terminology makes little difference.

>>You can dream up whatever lil Sailor Moon fantasies you like

>III K K Y Y AA BBBB W W AA III
> I K K Y Y A A B B W W A A I
> I KK Y AAAA BBBB W W W AAAA I
> I K K Y A A B B W W W A A I
>III K K Y A A BBBB W W A A III

....more ASCII art? Didn't I tell your stupid ass that, that only
works with a fixed width font? Let me guess, you don't know what that
is, do you?

>>It's only ignorant retarded fuck jobs like yourself that try and
>>classify anime as a single entity. Saying you don't like anime is
>>pretty much as stupid as saying you don't like movies.

>Why don't you rewind the tape a bit, Ludbunski,

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ludbunski

LOL

>and show me just where I said "I don't like anime".

As Downs as you are you don't seem to comprehend the notion of an
implicit, inferred or insinuated remark. You don't have to say
something outright to express an opinion. Half the time you probably
aren't even aware that you're doing it...it's a common failing amongst
lessers of your intelligence.

>Can't find the button? Okay, I'll do it for you: What I don't
>like is the pretentious thimbledicks who wield their anime before them like that
>South African guy in _Lethal Weapon II_ holding out his passport with a derisive
>sneer ("Diplomatic immunitaay!"), as if their inside knowledge of Japaneseness
>validates their candidacy for admission into the Internet Pantheon of Ubergeeks.
>
>*That's* what I don't like.

Uh huh...well other than maybe a few tweenage muppet fucks I've pretty
much NEVER seen the embodiment of THAT particular stereotype.
Regardless though, what you originally said didn't really convey a
haet of Wapanese fan bois so much as a haet of anime in and of itself.
Perhaps you should work on your writing skillz, Sunshine.

>>>>a great deal of the sites and art that I've done isn't even REMOTELY Japanese

>>>Sure, the Care Bears site isn't Japanese (The Care Bears! For chrissake!).

>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that concept is
>>quite foreign to you

>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
>
>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly if you bastards
>stopped squeezing out progeny.

....you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle class
folk however find the pill to be the best defense against unwanted
pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like myself don't have
any problems supporting children. I however prefer to "borrow" other
peoples kids, much better to be a God parent than an actual parent,
especially if you're an artist like myself who likes to devote most of
your free time towards artistic pursuits. The way I see it, if you
have kids, you're pretty much throwing away any and all free time you
had or might have had.

However the other problem, that you don't seem to grasp, is that most
people, especially lower class individuals often have children out of
societal expectation. Basically their particular social groups norm
is to get out of high school, get married and then get pregnant,
barefoot and in the kitchen. That's just the way those people think.
In a way, they don't feel that they've accomplished anything in life
UNTIL they meet those inane criteria.

Of course in other parts of the world there are other problems. In
some countries like China males are preferred over girls, so often
families will just keep churnin out babies until they can get at least
one or two males...which is one of the reasons why there are *SO* many
orphanages in China that are made up almost entirely of girls. Then
of course in other impoverished nations like Africa there's such a
high mortality rate that having a lot of children is necessary since
it's likely that most of them will die from disease, malnourishment or
worse before they even hit teenhood. Then of course there's the
mentality that the more people you have in your family the more people
you have working together for everyone's benefit. Working
synergistically and all like that.

At any rate, the worlds population problems are not as simple as you
would probably like to believe.

>>what with how you couldn't get laid from a $2 whore [...]

>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.

Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best get yer
count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.

>>...in fact, I don't even have *A* anime site...AT ALL.

>That part doesn't surprise me, since you likely couldn't produce one if you
>tried.

Uh huh, keep dreamin fuck face.

Actually though, I think there *might* be a test site having to deal
with anime...

*checks*

Ahhh, here it is, it was an idea I had for making an anime review
site:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/to-apathy/

*browses through directory*

Lotsa neat stuff in here...
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/forum_entry_load/
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Forum_Template/

....I really need to finish that. It's a Flash based web board using
what I call Flash Windows, which is essentially a kind of skinable
shell you can use to load third party Flash web programs.

Once the engine for the Flash windows is complete I'm planning on
using a design similar to this for the default skin:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Backwater_Design_Idea.png

Let's see, what else is in here...

LOL: http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Porchy/

I miss Porchy, he was MUCH more entertaining than you tards.

Heh, flat-space primer:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Flat_Space/index.swf

I was thinking I'd incorporate that into my Flash Windows construct at
some point, sorta mimicking the kind of 3D window folding you can do
in Vista. I'll probably wind up getting sued by Microsoft for it if I
ever get it finished.

Another fun one:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Flares_Fast/

....I can't remember how to do it on the actual backwater site though,
I think if you type like "asplode" or "buzz" or "keyhole" or something
it'll work on the actual site. I love working little "Easter eggs"
into my site designs.

Here's an online gaming tutorial idea I had:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/FF9_Guide/

The design needs some work, but it'd work pretty good, much better
than all those plain text game FAQs out there. What would really be
best though would be a FAQ site designed around a PDA display, that
way you could have it right there in front of you as you're playing
the game, otherwise you'd need to use a laptop, which wouldn't be as
flexible.

Here's an unused, animated background design for a site:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Blog_Designs/Tree_Light.html

I was working on creating a Flash based cookie cutter blog form at one
time, my brothers wedding site was the prototype:
http://www.sarcastic-caret.net/wedding/

Basically in the cookie cutter form you'd be able to skin the whole
thing, choosing whatever kind of background you wanted, border styles,
font colors, etc. Most of the Flash text content on that prototype is
styled via CSS, which means you can alter the way it looks and reacts
without actually having to edit any of the Flash stuff, just the CSS
text file.

What I REALLY need to do is get to uploadin the rest of the damn data
archive:
http://backwater-productions.net/data_archive/images/

That only represents like less than 1% of the total content in the
sorted data archive.

The other top priority is the site tracker:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Site_Tracking_Interface_Design_Idea.png

All my sites are actually setup now to collect all the needed user
data and in fact have been collecting user data for about two months
now, I just need to finish the design portion and then to build all
the data presentation tools in Flash.

Heh...I make VERY cool stuff. ^_^

>>http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details/backwater-productions.net
>>
>>...apparently around 2 million unique visitors a month, Snits.

>You suffer from this same self-important disease as James Koput: the one where
>raw web site traffic statistics power your fragile ego. But it means little; not
>your site, not my site, not anyone's. You're a small-scale graphics and web site
>production crackhouse; quit making it out to be more than what it is. Koput
>makes a couple of mix tapes and suddenly he's the hottest DJ in Canada? Get the
>fuck out of here.

LOL, see above, I'm one of the hottest web designers on the market
right now, I often charge over a thousand dollars just for a basic
level design and the price goes up from there...and I've got no
shortage of customers.

The only thing that kinda gets me down though is that it's near
impossible to get direct clients, most all of my clients are in fact
production companies just like my own that outsource the stuff they
can't do, to me. It's bad though in that they basically get all the
credit for it and the actual client believes that they're the ones who
really delivered, never even knowing who I am...part of that stems
though from all the black balling done to me by butthurtz tweenage
muppet fucks like yourself. Most clueless business owners will do a
search on Backwater and think to themselves, "Holy bejesus, we don't
want to be associated with THIS asshole!" Where as other production
companies that have been around on the web for some time know an
obvious smear campaign when they see one, and they can also tell the
difference between a cookie cutter template site and one created with
raw talent, artistry and expertise.

I am working to remedy the situation though. One of my favorite
tactics is to randomly target people for photo manipulations and such:

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Lil_Jeffy.jpg

....I figure if I do enough of those eventually people will start to
wizen the fuck up and learn not to take what they read online at face
value. Currently my favorite targets are large corporations HR
departments. I figure it's best to attack the problem at its core.
^_^

I also enjoy using my talents as a means of "getting back" at those
pricks who annoy or attack me. Like on Neopets when they froze my
account without reason...
http://www.fuck-neopets.com/

....he, he, he...such fun! When they e-mailed me all butthurtz about
it I was like, "Well, since you froze my account and won't let me play
your game, I had to come up with a new game to keep myself
entertained. Hope you like it!"

Stuff like that also makes a good bargaining tool, normally Neopets
doesn't unfreeze game accounts, but I think I might be able to
persuade them otherwise...with enough "fun"...my kind of fun anyway.
`, )

My current favorite quote of mine is, "Don't ever fuck with someone
who has more creativity than you do."

I just *LOVE* using art as a weapon against people...it's just so
effective.

>>I'm especially popular in the Dominican Republic right now...musta
>>mentioned me on one of their TV stations.

>PPOSTFU.

I did post proof you nut job, just look at the country stats, yeesh,
what a fuckin doorknob.

>>>Your blog links: Megatokyo!

>>Which is a gaming manga done by an American.

>A "manga". (What language is that, Ludbunski?)

Japanese, you retard. And how can you NOT know what manga is? That's
like saying you don't know what anime means. Pretty much unless
you've been living in a fuckin CAVE you know what the fuck manga is.
Yeesh, go Google it, you fucktard.

>About two guys in Tokyo. (Where
>is that city located, Ludbunski?)

Oh so your definition of anime is any cartoon/comic that even remotely
makes mention of a Japanese city...riiiiight.

>In fact, this is likely where you get your
>super-cool spelling of "clue", since one of the recurring jokes in that comic is
>saying "j00" for "you" in their wonderful gamer slang. 28,187 points to j00 for
>uniqueness!

Free cl00, dipshit, my typing style predates MegaTokyo by over a half
decade.

>>>The Powerpuff Girls doujinshi! Doujinshi!

>>The Japanese didn't invent the PPGs either

>No fucking shit. But that cartoon was heavily influenced by what, pray tell?

Not anime. PPG is VERY American, aside from maybe the large
eyes...but only the three girls in the series have big eyes, the rest
of the characters all have typical American stylized eyes. What makes
the series so American is the overly simplistic designs/backgrounds,
very minimalist in form. Personally I think it's pretty damn pathetic
how American cartooning standards have slipped so far. Back in the
80s was the golden era of American cartooning, with series like
Transformers and GI Joe with heavily detailed art and intricate
backgrounds, you can really tell looking at those old shows just how
much effort the artists put into making the series. These days pretty
much anyone can slap together a Flash cartoon that's just as good if
not even better than the slop they churn out on Cartoon Network.

A few cases in point:
http://www.backwater-productions.ne..._Faces_of_PoE/Flash_Fun_-_Bendito_Machine.swf
http://www.backwater-productions.ne...aces_of_PoE/Flash_Fun_-_JohnSu's_Shoo_Fly.swf
http://www.backwater-productions.ne...PoE/Flash_Fun_-_JohnSu's_Tonari_no_Yu_kun.swf
http://www.backwater-productions.ne...oE/Flash_Fun_-_Ryanide's_Dendyn_Dynasties.swf
http://www.backwater-productions.ne..._PoE/Flash_Fun_-_Ryanide's_Electrospastic.swf
http://www.backwater-productions.ne...f_PoE/Flash_Fun_-_Ryanide's_Mello's_World.swf
http://www.backwater-productions.ne..._of_PoE/Flash_Fun_-_Happy_Valentine's_Day.swf
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_PoE/The_Many_Faces_of_PoE/Flash_Fun_-_7_Somnius.swf

> And "doujinshi" -- well, you didn't answer the question, which was:

>>>What language is that, Ludbunski?

>>Apparently one you don't understand, Bilbo.

>I understand it fine. What is your point?

If you understand it I guess you don't need me to tell you what it is.
Of course, if you weren't so fuckin stupid in the first place you
would figure out how to run a Google search, you moron.

>>>And your blog is a Flash-driven wasteland, sparsely populated with video clips of Serial
>>>Experiments Lain? Cyborg Kuro-chan? Excel Saga? Oh My Goddess? Fucking
>>>DRAGONBALL? What country were ALL of these produced, Ludbunski? Just about every
>>>single thing you've posted on your stupid site is a veritable Japanese
>>>nerdtastic masturbatory bonanza of cutesy-wutesy animoo-moo that was swiped off
>>>of YouTube and whomever smug little English teacher in Tokyo with a TV input
>>>card could rip off his television and post on mutual jack-off sites to make
>>>themselves feel like they're bringers of rare artifacts from the Other Side.

>>And there ya go showing off even more gross ignorance and making
>>yourself look like an idiot...again. Most *ALL* anime is ported and
>>dubbed in English and then either broadcast or sold direct to DVD here
>>in teh states, Doorknob. So it's not like anyone has to rip it from
>>Television broadcasts

>A good chunk of what you've posted is pulled right off the television screen.
>Trust me.

No stupid, it wasn't. I don't even HAVE cable television, so the only
place I could get the stuff is off DVD rips via my Greencine and
Netflix accounts. Obviously you don't know shit about video encoding
(big surprise).

>>I like action, sci-fi and horror anime, same
>>with movies, with some comedy series thrown in for fun...outside of
>>that anime doesn't hold much interest to me as far as graphic design
>>is concerned

>I say again, who gives a shit about your hokey artwork?

The millions of unique visitors going to my sites every month, you
bumbling retard. Yeesh, take notes if you can't keep up.

>>Why you somehow think that anime is some incredibly unique commodity

>Of course it's not. Japan's entire popular culture has been strip mined and
>pounded into the ground with mallets wielded by fawning snotwads such as
>yourself, who think it's the greatest thing since the Cabbage Patch Kids. Pop on
>over to a Sun Coast (whatever the hell that is, I assume it's a video store) and
>you can be just as cool and cultured as everybody else.

....you don't know what a Sun Coast is? Fuck man, you really *ARE*
living in a cave. Haven't you ever been to a mall? *shakes head*

And coincidentally most of Japan's popular culture doesn't even come
close to becoming mainstream or even recognized over here in the
states, and in the few examples that it does, it's often a perverted
and twisted Americanized version of the real thing. That's not to say
it's some incredible world ending phenomenon, just that most people,
like you, haven't a fuckin cl00. Granted I don't much like Wapanese
fan bois either, but still, I don't like generalizing, stereotyping
ignorant fuck jobs like you either. To me, you both represent
opposite ends of the spectrum where as those like myself sit in the
middle. We know about the culture and take the time to research it
and to become involved with it because we like it. We don't try to
glorify it or pass it off as the new Messiah, but at the same time we
don't like ignorant shit smears running around making racist and
stereotypical remarks about the art either. It's not so much an
elitist attitude so much as it's a matter of respect for the art.

>Oh, but you don't really *care* about it at all, except when you start rattling
>off information on cue:

When did I say I didn't care about it, Slurps? Obviously I do, what
with the knowledge I have. Certainly I don't fall into the
stereotypical category of obsessive compulsive fan boi that you're
trying to pin on me, but I know what I like and I have more than a
newfag level of understanding regarding the art.

>>Suga Baybee [...] she's so damn cute and has such a unique sounding voice [...] Osama
>>Tezuka, considered the father of anime, Katsuhiro Otomo, whose art is very life-like
>>[...] Hayao Miyazaki (whose like the Japanese equivalent of Walt Disney) [...] Clamp,
>>Production I.G, Pioneer, Studio 4?C, Madhouse [...] I know enough Japanese to understand
>>what's being said in an anime without needing subtitles

>Why, you're just about ready to receive the goddamned Order of the
>Chrysanthemum.

Uh huh, keep tellin yerself that.

>>>Oh, hell, you've likely never even fucking been here before. Or if you were, it
>>>was for about nine goddamned days, and you went back and acted like you had
>>>walked on the surface of Phobos and brought back gifts.

>>I think you mean "there", Kiddo

>No, I'm pretty sure I mean "here".

So you're claiming that you live in Japan now, eh Wapanese Boi? You
know changing the time zone settings on your computer doesn't
magically transport you to Tokyo you uber dipshit. And maybe you just
forgot that other post in which you were babbling about your job and
how you're located in teh states.

>>>>Hell my sprite generator alone churns out a good
>>>>$100 bucks a month off dribblers like you, and that's just with Google
>>>>spam ads.

>>>Meanwhile, the rest of us have real jobs.

>>LOL, sure ya do, ya fuckin cubical flunkie. I work at Wal*Mart

>I don't really have to add anything to this.

Well not when you edit out of context, Wapanese Boi.

>>you're such an uncultured, ignorant, backwards little cock goblin who
>>wouldn't know what anime was if it crawled the fuck up yer dirty
>>little asshole and started BREEDING.

>See? In one convenient sentence you just proved the thesis of this entire post:
>despite claiming not to care much about it, suddenly you know what anime is, and
>I don't... therefore I'm "uncultured".

It isn't simply about anime dipshit, it's about the culture as a whole
and all your misconceptions and stereotypes about it. The only reason
you're getting bitch slapped about it is cause you're running at the
fuckin mouth about shit you don't know about. I mean you don't see me
joining up in some fuckin knitting froup and talkin a bunch of shit
like I know any more than "knit one, pearl two". If you don't know
jack about a subject you shouldn't run around making a bunch of
assinine stereotypical remarks and acting like yer some kind of an
authority on the subject...cause yer not, Dipshit. It's one thing for
a Wapanese fan boi to try and inflict their interests on someone whose
NOT interested, but essentially you're the equivalent opposite, in
that you run around trying to inflict your ignorance and stereotypes
on people who DO like the culture/art/etc. Essentially, you are the
mirror image of that which you so blindly hate.

>You're just another elitist Japanophile sheep, Ludbunski. Fuck... *off*.

I don't recall anyone inviting YOU into the discussion at ANY point,
Bitchtits. You inflicted YOURSELF into the conversation, you
inflicted YOURSELF into the interest, so if YOU don't like it, then
YOU should fuck off. Cause those of us who actually ARE interested in
the subject don't give a frosty fuck what some ignorant wannabe
Wapanese panty stain sniffer like you thinks. If you don't like the
culture, hey, that's great, go with it, but don't get all snitty and
start throwin a fuckin fit when you're ignored by those that do like
the culture. And then to start havin a tantrum and claiming that
people are acting elitist when you start throwin around grossly
ignorant NONpinions in order to try and get some attention...yeah,
fuckheaded much? It's real simple Bitchtits...don't start nothin,
won't BE nothin. If you don't act like an ignorant fuckin moron then
people won't act elitist in their efforts to bitch slap you up long
side yer fat ugly face.

>>The big difference between the two of us...I matter, to a LOT of
>>people, all over the world...you, you don't matter to anyone except
>>your creditors, you retarded little cubical monkey.

>It would certainly help bolster your claims of intellectual prowess and
>bad-assery in the field of computing if you would spell the word "cubicle"
>correctly at least once.

Sorry, I don't work in the "cubicle" sector, so you'll have to forgive
me if I don't spell it "correctly"...although I'm pretty sure the word
"cubicle" didn't exist before the early 90s, so it's not as if the
spelling is set in stone by any means. Pretty much I can spell it any
gawd damn way I like, and if YOU don't like it...pffft, not like I
fuckin care, Bitchtits. Go have yerself a cry over it, get all that
butthurtz outta yer system.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
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"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
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Re: How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroksat Walm*rat.

On Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:19:07 -0500
J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

> On Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:35:48 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape..net>
> wrote:
>
> >On Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:47:44 -0500
> >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:07:41 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
> >> <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> >>
> >> >???hw??f wrote:
> >> >> On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:57:30 GMT
> >> >> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>> ???hw??f wrote:
> >> >>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:11:37 -0500
> >> >>>> Ralph Waldo Emerson Lake and Palmer <rondo@nice.co.uk> wrote:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:17:09 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
> >> >>>>> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
> >> >>>>>> news:20080325081850.3a4094f6@vector:
> >> >>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:13:42 +0000 (UTC)
> >> >>>>>>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com>
> >> >>>>>>> wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in news:20080321090237.4
> >> >>>>>>> 57ae0d9
> >> >>>>>>>> @vector:
> >> >>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:00:38 +0000 (UTC)
> >> >>>>>>>>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
> >> >>>>>>>>> <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
> >> >>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>> President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote in
> >> >>>>>>>>>> news:ejd7u317ct9tuos03i64s0sjl97u96vdju@4ax.com:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>> Oendius Med Hatef wroet:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Heeehahahaha.
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're
> >> >>>>>>>>>>> supposedly>having. *nods*
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> *snicker*
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
> >> >>>>>>>>>>> Fcukhaed.
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
> >> >>>>>>>>>>> *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!
> >> >>>>>>>>>> Shirley, he can't be serious.
> >> >>>>>>>>> Hes the greeter with the lazy eye...
> >> >>>>>>>> "I become a transparent store greeter"
> >> >>>>>>> You win. Not futurama...maybe...Family Guy?
> >> >>>>>> Ralph Waldo Emerson.
> >> >>>>> Iced Teabagger Vance.
> >> >>>> Now see...you people get all literate on me and I'm just totally left out in the cold.
> >> >>>> I did however read 1984...so thats something...isnt it?
> >> >>>> Its not like I *cant* read its just that my mind wanders and theres been som really good spaghetti westerns on lately.
> >> >>>> DID YOU KNOW...that Eli Wallach is missing the end of his middle finger on his right hand?
> >> >>>> I wonder how that happened...
> >> >>>>
> >> >>> It got stuck up Clint Eastwood's ass perhaps?
> >> >>
> >> >> I doubt if anything would fit up there.
> >> >>
> >> >> Plus he would just shoot you if you tried
> >> >> If you get a chance, watch The Magnificent Seven.
> >> >> Eli plays a bandito who terrorizes a town.
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >The Magnificent Seven is one of those movies I haven't seen all the way
> >> >through, I always seem to catch it in the middle etc.
> >> >
> >> >I do have the "Good, the Bad, and the Ugly", "Fistfull of Dollars" and
> >> >"For a few dollars more" on DVD. Of those, I like the "Good, the Bad,
> >> >and the Ugly" the best, it's a beautiful movie and never fails to keep
> >> >my interest.
> >>
> >> "Every Which Way But Loose" was a very funny movie.
> >
> >I couldnt get into Clint as anything less than a gunslinger.
> >Dirty Harry, sure. Ex boxer, not so much. Funny monkeys? No way jose.The one where he is a Secret Service agent guarding the president it pretty good...
>
> Gah. I almost got vertigo from the shooting scene.
>
You mean where Clint is running across the roofs chasing Crazy Assassin Man?
Heh...the fact that Clint could do the scene at his age was impressive.

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Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

s007ii wrote:
> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 07:48:32 +0900, The 2-Belo
> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report
>> this morning that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other*
>> tower of alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>
>> [...]
>>
>>>>>>> Without my promotions, the discussions would just be
>>>>>>> meaningless cock posturing.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> As if anything else on alt.flame has ever *not* been so?
>>>>>
>>>>> So you admit to posting meaningless cock posturing? Autoflame.
>>>>
>>>> Not at all.
>>>>
>>>> All of it is meaningless, really, when you get right down to it.
>>>> Yours, mine, Stain's, Bullock's, fucking Matthew Moulton's... it's
>>>> all just a bunch of people screaming at each other for sport. I'm
>>>> able to consistently do so at a considerably higher *quality*, of
>>>> course -- jeez, I ran "memorable Koput flame post" through my
>>>> memory banks there for a minute and learned several new synonyms
>>>> for "zero" that I'd never heard before -- but, in the end,
>>>> stomping your head into the floor is done only for its own sake.
>>>> We're not bringing down world governments here.
>>>
>>> Hee hee. If that's the best you could do, well then, in your case
>>> we'd have to qualify it as your best and only talent. <Nyeagh>
>>
>> Think of it as a testing range. I riddle your carcass full of verbal
>> bullets, I get writing and debate points.
>
> IOW, you are in possession of some might fine fool's gold.
>
>>>>>>>> So, even though your various mix-em-ups may even be good, this
>>>>>>>> would be the last place for anybody to say so. I mean, it's
>>>>>>>> alt.flame, fer cryin' out loud.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> a.f. is the perfect place.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <flame=resume>
>>>>>> What have you got spinning on those turntables? Frisbees?
>>>>>
>>>>> No turntables. CDJs.
>>>>
>>>> Good Lord, man, no vinyl? What is this world coming to?
>>>
>>> Catch it all on BBC's "Planet Earth" now out on Blu Ray.
>>
>> Just because there's something more technologically advanced doesn't
>> mean whatever came before it is automatically rendered invalid.
>
> Just because whatever came before the more technologically advanced
> doesn't mean we all have to have respect for nostalgia. Do you ever
> get worked up over the 60's? Maybe the 70's? 80's? Perhaps the 90's?

Well you sure as heck are getting worked up over something else here, and
it's not a decade.
>
>> I must have what, 950
>> records --
>
> Collecting dust.
>
>> the majority of it mid-90s Detroit acid 303s/909s Underground
>> Resistance/WPA blah blah
>
> Which would never stand a chance with today's youngsters unless you're
> playing to an audience who's current designer drug of choice is
> Geritol.

Because most of today's stuff is crap. I'm not saying that his stuff is
good (i haven't heard those genres of music), but today's mainstream stuff
(at least when looking at the rap genre) is utter garbage. 9/10ths of it is
all about fucking women, doing drugs, and gettin piss-drunk.
>
>> when I played live sets (I played live sets years ago,
>> did I mention that?)
>
> OoooOoooOooow. AaaaaAAaaaAaaah, I smell flame fodder, tell me mo'.
>
>> -- and they sound every bit as good as when I bought them.
>
> To you maybe, and everyone's grandpa and grandma.

I actually feel that records are good to have (monetary value and collectors
items) but also because sometimes records weren't transfered to cd, so the
only copies are on records or tapes.
>
>> If anything the pops and scratches add to the appeal.
>
> Just like the creaking of aging bones.
>
>> Analog 4-evarrr!
>
> Funny, one never hear's female dj's talk about thier record players
> like it's some kinda strap on.
>
> _-
> subRoutine.exe
> OverUnity Energy Mechanism
> <http://s007ii.com/tunes>
> All mixes copyright respective owners. For PROMOTIONAL USE ONLY.

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HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> wrote:
>
> >On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
> >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> >
> >> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >T<COCK SLAP>
> >>
> >> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
> >>
> >Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
>
> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a REAL
> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food fetish,
> what do you think?
>
I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
Time for an upgrade.

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