ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:40:55 +0900, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:

>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>that *another* Jonathan Herr has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame...
>We're under attack:
>
>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report
>>> this morning that *another* Jonathan Herr has crashed into the
>>> *other* tower of alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>
>>>> Is there a way that people can SEE more of japan's culture?
>>>
>>> How about coming the fuck over here, for one?
>>
>>Jeez... No need to get all sore over a simple question. What I meant by
>>that simple statement, was how can we (as US citizens) see more Japanese
>>shows, that, like OMH had said, don't even show up in the US ever.
>
>I thought it was a pretty straightforward answer, Jonathan. You're not going to
>see any of Japan's (or any nation's) culture through a television screen. That's
>the most laughable thing I've ever heard.
>
>Besides, this is alt dot fucking flame, the denizens of which have every right
>-- in fact, they're required by international law -- to get all sore over a
>simple question. Quit being fucking nice. I'm sick unto death of your nicety. I
>scrub the dried turds off my toilet bowl with your nicety. Where the hell's the
>discipline anymore?

Why are you talking about Japanese culture if you are in Bozeman,
Montana?

 

Re: Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:

>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>
>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that concept is
>>>>quite foreign to you
>>
>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
>>>
>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly if you bastards
>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
>>
>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle class folk
>>however find the pill to be the best defense against unwanted
>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like myself
>
>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're safe.
>
>[snip]
>
>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and review Mr. Moulton's
>minefield of contradiction.
>
>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing away
>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
>
>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity, Matthew. Well
>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and I don't have any
>children. But wait, what's this?
>
>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
>>
>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best get yer
>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
>
>Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted pregnancy through
>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's turned into an accusation
>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been married nine years, I
>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's *this*? Just a couple of
>posts ago you were accusing me of:
>
>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure to figure out simple
>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to breed like a fuckin
>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely conscious whore that comes
>along doesn't much help either. When your expectations are as low as yours
>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the back seat of a car whilst
>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself with. Pretty much
>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot between her legs...hey...yer
>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
>
>-- some fuckhead, in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
>
>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew everything about me.
>
>
>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like [sic] need to breed like a
>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of the lowest birth rates
>of the industrialized world?

Idaho

 

Re: Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:29le04pn1ov14bkf0co1b132q4olks0423@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>
>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this
>>morning
>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>
>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that concept is
>>>>>quite foreign to you
>>>
>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
>>>>
>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly if you
>>>>bastards
>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
>>>
>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle class folk
>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against unwanted
>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like myself
>>
>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're safe.
>>
>>[snip]
>>
>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and review Mr. Moulton's
>>minefield of contradiction.
>>
>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing away
>>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
>>
>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity, Matthew. Well
>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and I don't have any
>>children. But wait, what's this?
>>
>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
>>>
>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best get yer
>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
>>
>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted pregnancy through
>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's turned into an
>>accusation
>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been married nine
>>years, I
>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's *this*? Just a
>>couple of
>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
>>
>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure to figure out
>>simple
>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to breed like a
>>fuckin
>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely conscious whore that
>>comes
>>along doesn't much help either. When your expectations are as low as
>>yours
>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the back seat of a car
>>whilst
>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself with. Pretty
>>much
>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot between her
>>legs...hey...yer
>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
>>
>>-- some fuckhead, in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
>>
>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew everything about me.
>>
>>
>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like [sic] need to breed
>>like a
>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of the lowest birth
>>rates
>>of the industrialized world?
>
> Idaho

Potato

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Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
alt.flame... We're under attack:

>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:51:32 +0900, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>>*sigh* Media, schmedia. I'll say it again: You're not going to going to see a
>>nation's culture through remote media, of any kind, and think you're getting the
>>real thing. If you want to see it, come see it.
>
>You know it's kind of amusing in that BitchTits has essentially taken
>on the stereotype that he supposedly hates so much. In actuality
>living in Japan isn't magically going to make you knowledgeable about
>every facet of its culture and subcultures

Where did I ever say such a thing? Seriously, Matthew, are you smoking
*locoweed*?

>It's more a matter of whether or not you're INVOLVED with
>the culture on some level.

I have this passport here that says "JAPAN" on the front. Is that sufficiently
motherfucking *involved* for you?


>>>> Besides, this is alt dot fucking flame, the denizens of which have
>>>> every right -- in fact, they're required by international law -- to
>>>> get all sore over a simple question. Quit being fucking nice.
>
>>>Just like you like being nasty, I try to be nice. It's sometimes hard when
>>>you guys get all sore over there in A.F.
>
>>Then get the hell out.
>
>BitchTits is actually quite mistaken about the culture in A-F and the
>volatile froups in general, not that it comes as a surprise since he's
>a new-fag and all. Most of the oldbie posters in the groups DO NOT
>take this shit seriously and can instantly switch between flaming and
>normal conversation. I think there's actually even a few recent
>examples between Menjy and I doing that, where we just stop flaming
>each other and start engaging in normal conversation.

OMG WHERE?! *WHERE*!?!?!?!?!


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* Aratzio has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
under attack:

>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:40:55 +0900, in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>
>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>that *another* Jonathan Herr has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame...
>>We're under attack:
>>
>>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report
>>>> this morning that *another* Jonathan Herr has crashed into the
>>>> *other* tower of alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>
>>>>> Is there a way that people can SEE more of japan's culture?
>>>>
>>>> How about coming the fuck over here, for one?
>>>
>>>Jeez... No need to get all sore over a simple question. What I meant by
>>>that simple statement, was how can we (as US citizens) see more Japanese
>>>shows, that, like OMH had said, don't even show up in the US ever.
>>
>>I thought it was a pretty straightforward answer, Jonathan. You're not going to
>>see any of Japan's (or any nation's) culture through a television screen. That's
>>the most laughable thing I've ever heard.
>>
>>Besides, this is alt dot fucking flame, the denizens of which have every right
>>-- in fact, they're required by international law -- to get all sore over a
>>simple question. Quit being fucking nice. I'm sick unto death of your nicety. I
>>scrub the dried turds off my toilet bowl with your nicety. Where the hell's the
>>discipline anymore?
>
>Why are you talking about Japanese culture if you are in Bozeman,
>Montana?

Shush, man, you'll ruin the whole thing!!1!!11


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* Aratzio has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
under attack:

>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:08:47 +0900, in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>
>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>that *another* Jonathan Herr has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame...
>>We're under attack:
>>
>>>Is there a way that people can SEE more of japan's culture?
>>
>>
>>
>>How about coming the fuck over here, for one?
>
>Is it anywhere near Killdeer Mountain, North Dakota?

Actually it's right south of International Falls. Get it? International? Har!


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> posted
<1q4aeu.31o.19.1@news.alt.net> in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:56:11 +1000:

>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>news:29le04pn1ov14bkf0co1b132q4olks0423@4ax.com...
>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>>
>>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this
>>>morning
>>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>
>>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that concept is
>>>>>>quite foreign to you
>>>>
>>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
>>>>>
>>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly if you
>>>>>bastards
>>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
>>>>
>>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle class folk
>>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against unwanted
>>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like myself
>>>
>>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're safe.
>>>
>>>[snip]
>>>
>>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and review Mr. Moulton's
>>>minefield of contradiction.
>>>
>>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing away
>>>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
>>>
>>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity, Matthew. Well
>>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and I don't have any
>>>children. But wait, what's this?
>>>
>>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
>>>>
>>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best get yer
>>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
>>>
>>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted pregnancy through
>>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's turned into an
>>>accusation
>>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been married nine
>>>years, I
>>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's *this*? Just a
>>>couple of
>>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
>>>
>>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure to figure out
>>>simple
>>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to breed like a
>>>fuckin
>>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely conscious whore that
>>>comes
>>>along doesn't much help either. When your expectations are as low as
>>>yours
>>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the back seat of a car
>>>whilst
>>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself with. Pretty
>>>much
>>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot between her
>>>legs...hey...yer
>>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
>>>
>>>-- some fuckhead, in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
>>>
>>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew everything about me.
>>>
>>>
>>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like [sic] need to breed
>>>like a
>>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of the lowest birth
>>>rates
>>>of the industrialized world?
>>
>> Idaho
>
>Potato

Tomato

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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:

>On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f)
>wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
waters of pure thought with:
>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, ???hw??f
<snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>> >On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
>>> >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
<mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>>> >> wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >> >T<COCK SLAP>
>>> >>
>>> >> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
>>> >>
>>> >Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
>>>
>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a REAL
>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food fetish,
>>> what do you think?
>>>
>>I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
>>Time for an upgrade.
>
>Let me know when you start deserving better.
>
This is you ignoring me, huh?

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Re: How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroks at Walm*rat.

The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
wrote<fand049i1bd94g5rugu5tgsicfgqg8uipt@4ax.com>:

>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report
this morning
>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower
of
>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>
>>>> >Eli Wallach is missing the end of his middle finger on his right
hand?
>>>> >I wonder how that happened...
>>>>
>>>> He probably joined up with the Yakuza and had to cut it off as a
>>>> penance for some wrong doing he committed.
>>>>
>>>Last time I use an offline newsfeeder with your p0asts.
>>>Note to self: g00gle "yakuza".
>>>
>>>Self: dyofdw!
>>
>>Yakuza = Japanese Mafia
>
>I advise that you listen to him, Mr. Wolf. He's a fucking *expert*.
>
I totally g00gled it. Rather interesting article on wikiped0Eia...

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Re: Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:48:06 -0400, in alt.flame, K. A. Cannon
<kcannon@insurgent.orgy> bloviated:

>"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> posted
><1q4aeu.31o.19.1@news.alt.net> in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:56:11 +1000:
>
>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>news:29le04pn1ov14bkf0co1b132q4olks0423@4ax.com...
>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>>>
>>>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this
>>>>morning
>>>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>>>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>
>>>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that concept is
>>>>>>>quite foreign to you
>>>>>
>>>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly if you
>>>>>>bastards
>>>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
>>>>>
>>>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle class folk
>>>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against unwanted
>>>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like myself
>>>>
>>>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're safe.
>>>>
>>>>[snip]
>>>>
>>>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and review Mr. Moulton's
>>>>minefield of contradiction.
>>>>
>>>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing away
>>>>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
>>>>
>>>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity, Matthew. Well
>>>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and I don't have any
>>>>children. But wait, what's this?
>>>>
>>>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
>>>>>
>>>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best get yer
>>>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
>>>>
>>>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted pregnancy through
>>>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's turned into an
>>>>accusation
>>>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been married nine
>>>>years, I
>>>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's *this*? Just a
>>>>couple of
>>>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
>>>>
>>>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure to figure out
>>>>simple
>>>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to breed like a
>>>>fuckin
>>>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely conscious whore that
>>>>comes
>>>>along doesn't much help either. When your expectations are as low as
>>>>yours
>>>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the back seat of a car
>>>>whilst
>>>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself with. Pretty
>>>>much
>>>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot between her
>>>>legs...hey...yer
>>>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
>>>>
>>>>-- some fuckhead, in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
>>>>
>>>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew everything about me.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like [sic] need to breed
>>>>like a
>>>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of the lowest birth
>>>>rates
>>>>of the industrialized world?
>>>
>>> Idaho
>>
>>Potato
>
>Tomato

Clamato

 

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:33:59 +0900, in alt.usenet.kooks, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:

>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>that *another* Aratzio has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
>under attack:
>
>>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:08:47 +0900, in
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>>
>>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>that *another* Jonathan Herr has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame...
>>>We're under attack:
>>>
>>>>Is there a way that people can SEE more of japan's culture?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>How about coming the fuck over here, for one?
>>
>>Is it anywhere near Killdeer Mountain, North Dakota?
>
>Actually it's right south of International Falls. Get it? International? Har!

Would not Frostbite Falls be more appropriate for this thread?

 

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* Aratzio has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
under attack:

>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:33:59 +0900, in alt.usenet.kooks, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>
>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>that *another* Aratzio has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
>>under attack:
>>
>>>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:08:47 +0900, in
>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
>>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>>>
>>>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>that *another* Jonathan Herr has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame...
>>>>We're under attack:
>>>>
>>>>>Is there a way that people can SEE more of japan's culture?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>How about coming the fuck over here, for one?
>>>
>>>Is it anywhere near Killdeer Mountain, North Dakota?
>>
>>Actually it's right south of International Falls. Get it? International? Har!
>
>Would not Frostbite Falls be more appropriate for this thread?

Watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat!


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted
<0kre041hqc42c7fk5noncescq91847g7uj@4ax.com> in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:33:25 GMT:

>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:48:06 -0400, in alt.flame, K. A. Cannon
><kcannon@insurgent.orgy> bloviated:
>
>>"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> posted
>><1q4aeu.31o.19.1@news.alt.net> in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:56:11 +1000:
>>
>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:29le04pn1ov14bkf0co1b132q4olks0423@4ax.com...
>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
>>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this
>>>>>morning
>>>>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>>>>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that concept is
>>>>>>>>quite foreign to you
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly if you
>>>>>>>bastards
>>>>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle class folk
>>>>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against unwanted
>>>>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like myself
>>>>>
>>>>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're safe.
>>>>>
>>>>>[snip]
>>>>>
>>>>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and review Mr. Moulton's
>>>>>minefield of contradiction.
>>>>>
>>>>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing away
>>>>>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
>>>>>
>>>>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity, Matthew. Well
>>>>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and I don't have any
>>>>>children. But wait, what's this?
>>>>>
>>>>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best get yer
>>>>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
>>>>>
>>>>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted pregnancy through
>>>>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's turned into an
>>>>>accusation
>>>>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been married nine
>>>>>years, I
>>>>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's *this*? Just a
>>>>>couple of
>>>>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
>>>>>
>>>>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure to figure out
>>>>>simple
>>>>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to breed like a
>>>>>fuckin
>>>>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely conscious whore that
>>>>>comes
>>>>>along doesn't much help either. When your expectations are as low as
>>>>>yours
>>>>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the back seat of a car
>>>>>whilst
>>>>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself with. Pretty
>>>>>much
>>>>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot between her
>>>>>legs...hey...yer
>>>>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
>>>>>
>>>>>-- some fuckhead, in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
>>>>>
>>>>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew everything about me.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like [sic] need to breed
>>>>>like a
>>>>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of the lowest birth
>>>>>rates
>>>>>of the industrialized world?
>>>>
>>>> Idaho
>>>
>>>Potato
>>
>>Tomato
>
>Clamato

Flonkato

--
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kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)

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It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:42:06 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:40:55 +0900, in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>
>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>that *another* Jonathan Herr has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame...
>>We're under attack:
>>
>>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report
>>>> this morning that *another* Jonathan Herr has crashed into the
>>>> *other* tower of alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>
>>>>> Is there a way that people can SEE more of japan's culture?
>>>>
>>>> How about coming the fuck over here, for one?
>>>
>>>Jeez... No need to get all sore over a simple question. What I meant by
>>>that simple statement, was how can we (as US citizens) see more Japanese
>>>shows, that, like OMH had said, don't even show up in the US ever.
>>
>>I thought it was a pretty straightforward answer, Jonathan. You're not going to
>>see any of Japan's (or any nation's) culture through a television screen. That's
>>the most laughable thing I've ever heard.
>>
>>Besides, this is alt dot fucking flame, the denizens of which have every right
>>-- in fact, they're required by international law -- to get all sore over a
>>simple question. Quit being fucking nice. I'm sick unto death of your nicety. I
>>scrub the dried turds off my toilet bowl with your nicety. Where the hell's the
>>discipline anymore?
>
>Why are you talking about Japanese culture if you are in Bozeman,
>Montana?

Yeah that's what I wondering. I don't think the idiot has realized
the number of times he's directly contradicted what he's now claiming.

--

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-------------
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"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

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"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

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"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
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that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
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"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
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they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
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"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
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horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
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properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

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Re: Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:17 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>
>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>
>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that concept is
>>>>>quite foreign to you
>>>
>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
>>>>
>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly if you bastards
>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
>>>
>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle class folk
>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against unwanted
>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like myself
>>
>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're safe.
>>
>>[snip]
>>
>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and review Mr. Moulton's
>>minefield of contradiction.
>>
>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing away
>>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
>>
>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity, Matthew. Well
>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and I don't have any
>>children. But wait, what's this?
>>
>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
>>>
>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best get yer
>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
>>
>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted pregnancy through
>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's turned into an accusation
>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been married nine years, I
>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's *this*? Just a couple of
>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
>>
>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure to figure out simple
>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to breed like a fuckin
>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely conscious whore that comes
>>along doesn't much help either. When your expectations are as low as yours
>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the back seat of a car whilst
>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself with. Pretty much
>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot between her legs...hey...yer
>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
>>
>>-- some fuckhead, in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
>>
>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew everything about me.
>>
>>
>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like [sic] need to breed like a
>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of the lowest birth rates
>>of the industrialized world?
>
>Idaho

Where does she live?

Jade

 

Re: Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:58:15 -0400, K. A. Cannon
<kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted
><0kre041hqc42c7fk5noncescq91847g7uj@4ax.com> in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:33:25 GMT:
>
>>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:48:06 -0400, in alt.flame, K. A. Cannon
>><kcannon@insurgent.orgy> bloviated:
>>
>>>"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> posted
>>><1q4aeu.31o.19.1@news.alt.net> in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:56:11 +1000:
>>>
>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:29le04pn1ov14bkf0co1b132q4olks0423@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
>>>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this
>>>>>>morning
>>>>>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>>>>>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that concept is
>>>>>>>>>quite foreign to you
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly if you
>>>>>>>>bastards
>>>>>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle class folk
>>>>>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against unwanted
>>>>>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like myself
>>>>>>
>>>>>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're safe.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>[snip]
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and review Mr. Moulton's
>>>>>>minefield of contradiction.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing away
>>>>>>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity, Matthew. Well
>>>>>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and I don't have any
>>>>>>children. But wait, what's this?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best get yer
>>>>>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted pregnancy through
>>>>>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's turned into an
>>>>>>accusation
>>>>>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been married nine
>>>>>>years, I
>>>>>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's *this*? Just a
>>>>>>couple of
>>>>>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure to figure out
>>>>>>simple
>>>>>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to breed like a
>>>>>>fuckin
>>>>>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely conscious whore that
>>>>>>comes
>>>>>>along doesn't much help either. When your expectations are as low as
>>>>>>yours
>>>>>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the back seat of a car
>>>>>>whilst
>>>>>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself with. Pretty
>>>>>>much
>>>>>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot between her
>>>>>>legs...hey...yer
>>>>>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>-- some fuckhead, in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew everything about me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like [sic] need to breed
>>>>>>like a
>>>>>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of the lowest birth
>>>>>>rates
>>>>>>of the industrialized world?
>>>>>
>>>>> Idaho
>>>>
>>>>Potato
>>>
>>>Tomato
>>
>>Clamato
>
>Flonkato

Vibrato


Jade

 

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
alt.flame... We're under attack:

[...]

>I don't think the idiot has realized the number of times he's directly
>contradicted what he's now claiming.

You know, your stupidity was almost pissing me off there for a while. But
watching you dig your own grave *this* deep? This is downright *entertaining*.

*pulls up a chair and a cold beer*

Keep going, Ludbunski, as long as you like. Then let me know when you're done;
I'll then explain in quite definitive terms just how much you've really fucked
yourself.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* Daedalus has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
under attack:

>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:17 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>>
>>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>
>>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that concept is
>>>>>>quite foreign to you
>>>>
>>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
>>>>>
>>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly if you bastards
>>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
>>>>
>>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle class folk
>>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against unwanted
>>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like myself
>>>
>>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're safe.
>>>
>>>[snip]
>>>
>>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and review Mr. Moulton's
>>>minefield of contradiction.
>>>
>>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing away
>>>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
>>>
>>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity, Matthew. Well
>>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and I don't have any
>>>children. But wait, what's this?
>>>
>>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
>>>>
>>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best get yer
>>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
>>>
>>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted pregnancy through
>>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's turned into an accusation
>>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been married nine years, I
>>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's *this*? Just a couple of
>>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
>>>
>>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure to figure out simple
>>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to breed like a fuckin
>>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely conscious whore that comes
>>>along doesn't much help either. When your expectations are as low as yours
>>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the back seat of a car whilst
>>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself with. Pretty much
>>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot between her legs...hey...yer
>>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
>>>
>>>-- some fuckhead, in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
>>>
>>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew everything about me.
>>>
>>>
>>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like [sic] need to breed like a
>>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of the lowest birth rates
>>>of the industrialized world?
>>
>>Idaho
>
>Where does she live?

In Carmen Sandiego.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:09:42 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>
>[...]
>
>>I don't think the idiot has realized the number of times he's directly
>>contradicted what he's now claiming.
>
>You know, your stupidity was almost pissing me off there for a while. But
>watching you dig your own grave *this* deep? This is downright *entertaining*.
>
>*pulls up a chair and a cold beer*
>
>Keep going, Ludbunski, as long as you like. Then let me know when you're done;
>I'll then explain in quite definitive terms just how much you've really fucked
>yourself.

Oh look, the idiot is trying to "explain" himself to me...again.
*rolls eyes* Free cl00, Bitch-Tits, if you have to try and EXPLAIN
your troll/flame...yeah, ya fucked up, Bitch-tits. Put it down, yer
done, it's time for bed, go get yer mommy to change yer Pampers and
toddle off before some big bad monster comes along and eats you alive.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:09:42 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>
>[...]
>
>>I don't think the idiot has realized the number of times he's directly
>>contradicted what he's now claiming.
>
>You know, your stupidity was almost pissing me off there for a while. But
>watching you dig your own grave *this* deep? This is downright *entertaining*.
>
>*pulls up a chair and a cold beer*
>
>Keep going, Ludbunski, as long as you like. Then let me know when you're done;
>I'll then explain in quite definitive terms just how much you've really fucked
>yourself.

He needs explanation for his bleeding asshole and the shitty dildo
he's holding?

Jade