ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
>wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
>
>>On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f)
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
>waters of pure thought with:
>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, ???hw??f
><snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
>>>> >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>> >
>>>> >> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
><mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>>>> >> wrote:
>>>> >>
>>>> >> >T<COCK SLAP>
>>>> >>
>>>> >> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
>>>> >>
>>>> >Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
>>>>
>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a REAL
>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food fetish,
>>>> what do you think?
>>>>
>>>I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
>>>Time for an upgrade.
>>
>>Let me know when you start deserving better.
>>
>This is you ignoring me, huh?

Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining for
better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not so
much for you I guess.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


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-------------
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best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
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"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
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gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

The 2-Belo wrote:
> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report
> this morning that *another* Jonathan Herr has crashed into the
> *other* tower of alt.flame... We're under attack:
>
> [...]
>
>>>>>> Is there a way that people can SEE more of japan's culture?
>>>>>
>>>>> How about coming the fuck over here, for one?
>>>>
>>>> Jeez... No need to get all sore over a simple question. What I
>>>> meant by that simple statement, was how can we (as US citizens) see
>>>> more Japanese shows, that, like OMH had said, don't even show up in
>>>> the US ever.
>>>
>>> I thought it was a pretty straightforward answer, Jonathan. You're
>>> not going to see any of Japan's (or any nation's) culture through a
>>> television screen. That's the most laughable thing I've ever heard.
>>
>> How can you say you heard it, because for one it's words on a
>> screen, and two, I didn't say *ANYTHING* about a television screen.
>> I was thinking more along the lines of internet television, or
>> radio, or other media besides the ol' boob tube.
>
> *sigh* Media, schmedia. I'll say it again: You're not going to going
> to see a nation's culture through remote media, of any kind, and
> think you're getting the real thing. If you want to see it, come see
> it.
>
>> Speaking of anime and TV... have you ever seen that anime called
>> Noein?
>
> No.
>
> Look. There are 1,723,649,876 annie-mays. I don't watch them. I don't
> have enough time in the day. I work for a living. When I get home at
> night I watch the news, the baseball highlights, maybe some late
> night wacky variety thing while I'm brushing my teeth. I want to hear
> about whether or not they've decided to increase the sales tax from
> 5% to 7%, not about naked magical cat girl robots with machine
> pistols or whatever.
>
> I'll watch Sazae-san on Sunday nights during dinner while my niece is
> glued to the set, but that show only reminds me that the next day is
> Monday.
>
>> (It's on the Sci-Fi channel's ani-monday. I rather thought it was
>> interesting. What's your opinion of it?
>
> I don't get no everbleepin' Sci-Fi Channel.
>
>>> Besides, this is alt dot fucking flame, the denizens of which have
>>> every right -- in fact, they're required by international law -- to
>>> get all sore over a simple question. Quit being fucking nice.
>>
>> Just like you like being nasty, I try to be nice. It's sometimes
>> hard when you guys get all sore over there in A.F.
>
> Then get the hell out.

Well I'm not the one who forgets to remove the alt.2600 newsgroup from his
replies if he *SO* hates hearing from the group.

--
In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas

Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter

 

Re: Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

In article <mlte0450bmva24q23vbk2e1qcnd1ts2uua@4ax.com>,
The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this
> morning
> that *another* Daedalus has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame...
> We're
> under attack:
>
> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:17 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> >wrote:
> >
> >>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
> >>
> >>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this
> >>>morning
> >>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
> >>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
> >>>
> >>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that concept is
> >>>>>>quite foreign to you
> >>>>
> >>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly if you
> >>>>>bastards
> >>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
> >>>>
> >>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle class folk
> >>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against unwanted
> >>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like myself
> >>>
> >>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're safe.
> >>>
> >>>[snip]
> >>>
> >>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and review Mr. Moulton's
> >>>minefield of contradiction.
> >>>
> >>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing away
> >>>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
> >>>
> >>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity, Matthew. Well
> >>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and I don't have any
> >>>children. But wait, what's this?
> >>>
> >>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
> >>>>
> >>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best get yer
> >>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
> >>>
> >>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted pregnancy through
> >>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's turned into an
> >>>accusation
> >>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been married nine
> >>>years, I
> >>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's *this*? Just a
> >>>couple of
> >>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
> >>>
> >>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure to figure out
> >>>simple
> >>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to breed like a
> >>>fuckin
> >>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely conscious whore that
> >>>comes
> >>>along doesn't much help either. When your expectations are as low as
> >>>yours
> >>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the back seat of a car
> >>>whilst
> >>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself with. Pretty
> >>>much
> >>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot between her
> >>>legs...hey...yer
> >>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
> >>>
> >>>-- some fuckhead, in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
> >>>
> >>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew everything about me.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like [sic] need to breed
> >>>like a
> >>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of the lowest birth
> >>>rates
> >>>of the industrialized world?
> >>
> >>Idaho
> >
> >Where does she live?
>
> In Carmen Sandiego.

where in the world is carmen sandiego?

idaho doesnt really live
sort of exists until they disconnect the ventilator

arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
from the collective unconscience of odd bodkins
sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
or a babys arm holding an apple

 

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:57:56 +0900, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:

>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>that *another* Aratzio has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
>under attack:
>
>>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:33:59 +0900, in alt.usenet.kooks, The 2-Belo
>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>>
>>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>that *another* Aratzio has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
>>>under attack:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:08:47 +0900, in
>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
>>>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>that *another* Jonathan Herr has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame...
>>>>>We're under attack:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Is there a way that people can SEE more of japan's culture?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>How about coming the fuck over here, for one?
>>>>
>>>>Is it anywhere near Killdeer Mountain, North Dakota?
>>>
>>>Actually it's right south of International Falls. Get it? International? Har!
>>
>>Would not Frostbite Falls be more appropriate for this thread?
>
>Watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat!

That trick never works.

 

Re: Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:04:26 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
bloviated:

>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:17 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>>
>>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>
>>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that concept is
>>>>>>quite foreign to you
>>>>
>>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
>>>>>
>>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly if you bastards
>>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
>>>>
>>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle class folk
>>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against unwanted
>>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like myself
>>>
>>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're safe.
>>>
>>>[snip]
>>>
>>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and review Mr. Moulton's
>>>minefield of contradiction.
>>>
>>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing away
>>>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
>>>
>>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity, Matthew. Well
>>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and I don't have any
>>>children. But wait, what's this?
>>>
>>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
>>>>
>>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best get yer
>>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
>>>
>>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted pregnancy through
>>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's turned into an accusation
>>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been married nine years, I
>>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's *this*? Just a couple of
>>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
>>>
>>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure to figure out simple
>>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to breed like a fuckin
>>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely conscious whore that comes
>>>along doesn't much help either. When your expectations are as low as yours
>>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the back seat of a car whilst
>>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself with. Pretty much
>>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot between her legs...hey...yer
>>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
>>>
>>>-- some fuckhead, in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
>>>
>>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew everything about me.
>>>
>>>
>>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like [sic] need to breed like a
>>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of the lowest birth rates
>>>of the industrialized world?
>>
>>Idaho
>
>Where does she live?
>
>Jade

Walla walla

 

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:09:42 +0900, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:

>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>
>[...]
>
>>I don't think the idiot has realized the number of times he's directly
>>contradicted what he's now claiming.
>
>You know, your stupidity was almost pissing me off there for a while. But
>watching you dig your own grave *this* deep? This is downright *entertaining*.
>
>*pulls up a chair and a cold beer*
>
>Keep going, Ludbunski, as long as you like. Then let me know when you're done;
>I'll then explain in quite definitive terms just how much you've really fucked
>yourself.

Did you build a Database?

 

Re: Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:55:53 -0700, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:

>In article <mlte0450bmva24q23vbk2e1qcnd1ts2uua@4ax.com>,
> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this
>> morning
>> that *another* Daedalus has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame...
>> We're
>> under attack:
>>
>> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:17 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>> >wrote:
>> >
>> >>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
>> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
>> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>> >>
>> >>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this
>> >>>morning
>> >>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>> >>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>> >>>
>> >>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that concept is
>> >>>>>>quite foreign to you
>> >>>>
>> >>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly if you
>> >>>>>bastards
>> >>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle class folk
>> >>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against unwanted
>> >>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like myself
>> >>>
>> >>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're safe.
>> >>>
>> >>>[snip]
>> >>>
>> >>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and review Mr. Moulton's
>> >>>minefield of contradiction.
>> >>>
>> >>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing away
>> >>>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
>> >>>
>> >>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity, Matthew. Well
>> >>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and I don't have any
>> >>>children. But wait, what's this?
>> >>>
>> >>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best get yer
>> >>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
>> >>>
>> >>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted pregnancy through
>> >>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's turned into an
>> >>>accusation
>> >>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been married nine
>> >>>years, I
>> >>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's *this*? Just a
>> >>>couple of
>> >>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
>> >>>
>> >>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure to figure out
>> >>>simple
>> >>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to breed like a
>> >>>fuckin
>> >>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely conscious whore that
>> >>>comes
>> >>>along doesn't much help either. When your expectations are as low as
>> >>>yours
>> >>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the back seat of a car
>> >>>whilst
>> >>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself with. Pretty
>> >>>much
>> >>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot between her
>> >>>legs...hey...yer
>> >>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
>> >>>
>> >>>-- some fuckhead, in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
>> >>>
>> >>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew everything about me.
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like [sic] need to breed
>> >>>like a
>> >>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of the lowest birth
>> >>>rates
>> >>>of the industrialized world?
>> >>
>> >>Idaho
>> >
>> >Where does she live?
>>
>> In Carmen Sandiego.
>
>where in the world is carmen sandiego?

Waldo knows.

>
>idaho doesnt really live
>sort of exists until they disconnect the ventilator
>

THE MILITIA WILL GET YOU!

 

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:09:42 +0900, in alt.flame, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:

>
>*pulls up a chair and a cold beer*

I hope that is a lager or pilsner, pilgrim.

 

Re: Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

In article <u96f045bi6purqsm7r6k7ei693scj9s03d@4ax.com>,
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:55:53 -0700, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
>
> >In article <mlte0450bmva24q23vbk2e1qcnd1ts2uua@4ax.com>,
> > The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> >
> >> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this
> >> morning
> >> that *another* Daedalus has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame...
> >> We're
> >> under attack:
> >>
> >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:17 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> >> >wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
> >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
> >> >>
> >> >>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this
> >> >>>morning
> >> >>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
> >> >>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that concept is
> >> >>>>>>quite foreign to you
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly if you
> >> >>>>>bastards
> >> >>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle class
> >> >>>>folk
> >> >>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against unwanted
> >> >>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like myself
> >> >>>
> >> >>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're safe.
> >> >>>
> >> >>>[snip]
> >> >>>
> >> >>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and review Mr.
> >> >>>Moulton's
> >> >>>minefield of contradiction.
> >> >>>
> >> >>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing away
> >> >>>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
> >> >>>
> >> >>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity, Matthew.
> >> >>>Well
> >> >>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and I don't have
> >> >>>any
> >> >>>children. But wait, what's this?
> >> >>>
> >> >>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best get yer
> >> >>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
> >> >>>
> >> >>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted pregnancy
> >> >>>through
> >> >>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's turned into an
> >> >>>accusation
> >> >>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been married nine
> >> >>>years, I
> >> >>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's *this*? Just a
> >> >>>couple of
> >> >>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure to figure out
> >> >>>simple
> >> >>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to breed like a
> >> >>>fuckin
> >> >>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely conscious whore
> >> >>>that
> >> >>>comes
> >> >>>along doesn't much help either. When your expectations are as low as
> >> >>>yours
> >> >>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the back seat of a
> >> >>>car
> >> >>>whilst
> >> >>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself with.
> >> >>>Pretty
> >> >>>much
> >> >>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot between her
> >> >>>legs...hey...yer
> >> >>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
> >> >>>
> >> >>>-- some fuckhead, in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
> >> >>>
> >> >>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew everything about
> >> >>>me.
> >> >>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like [sic] need to
> >> >>>breed
> >> >>>like a
> >> >>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of the lowest
> >> >>>birth
> >> >>>rates
> >> >>>of the industrialized world?
> >> >>
> >> >>Idaho
> >> >
> >> >Where does she live?
> >>
> >> In Carmen Sandiego.
> >
> >where in the world is carmen sandiego?
>
> Waldo knows.

how do i find him to ask him
wheres waldo

arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
from the collective unconscience of odd bodkins
sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
or a babys arm holding an apple

 

Re: Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:50:34 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <u96f045bi6purqsm7r6k7ei693scj9s03d@4ax.com>,
> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:55:53 -0700, in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
>> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
>>
>> >In article <mlte0450bmva24q23vbk2e1qcnd1ts2uua@4ax.com>,
>> > The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>> >
>> >> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this
>> >> morning
>> >> that *another* Daedalus has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame...
>> >> We're
>> >> under attack:
>> >>
>> >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:17 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>> >> >wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
>> >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
>> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this
>> >> >>>morning
>> >> >>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>> >> >>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that concept is
>> >> >>>>>>quite foreign to you
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
>> >> >>>>>
>> >> >>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly if you
>> >> >>>>>bastards
>> >> >>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle class
>> >> >>>>folk
>> >> >>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against unwanted
>> >> >>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like myself
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're safe.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>[snip]
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and review Mr.
>> >> >>>Moulton's
>> >> >>>minefield of contradiction.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing away
>> >> >>>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity, Matthew.
>> >> >>>Well
>> >> >>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and I don't have
>> >> >>>any
>> >> >>>children. But wait, what's this?
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best get yer
>> >> >>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted pregnancy
>> >> >>>through
>> >> >>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's turned into an
>> >> >>>accusation
>> >> >>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been married nine
>> >> >>>years, I
>> >> >>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's *this*? Just a
>> >> >>>couple of
>> >> >>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure to figure out
>> >> >>>simple
>> >> >>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to breed like a
>> >> >>>fuckin
>> >> >>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely conscious whore
>> >> >>>that
>> >> >>>comes
>> >> >>>along doesn't much help either. When your expectations are as low as
>> >> >>>yours
>> >> >>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the back seat of a
>> >> >>>car
>> >> >>>whilst
>> >> >>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself with.
>> >> >>>Pretty
>> >> >>>much
>> >> >>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot between her
>> >> >>>legs...hey...yer
>> >> >>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>-- some fuckhead, in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew everything about
>> >> >>>me.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like [sic] need to
>> >> >>>breed
>> >> >>>like a
>> >> >>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of the lowest
>> >> >>>birth
>> >> >>>rates
>> >> >>>of the industrialized world?
>> >> >>
>> >> >>Idaho
>> >> >
>> >> >Where does she live?
>> >>
>> >> In Carmen Sandiego.
>> >
>> >where in the world is carmen sandiego?
>>
>> Waldo knows.
>
>how do i find him to ask him
>wheres waldo
>

Jimmy put him in the cornfield.

Jade

 

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:43:34 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:09:42 +0900, in alt.flame, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>
>>
>>*pulls up a chair and a cold beer*
>
>I hope that is a lager or pilsner, pilgrim.

ew. ale please. nice dark, rich ale.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:42:06 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
wrote:

>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:43:34 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:09:42 +0900, in alt.flame, The 2-Belo
>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>>
>>>
>>>*pulls up a chair and a cold beer*
>>
>>I hope that is a lager or pilsner, pilgrim.
>
>ew. ale please. nice dark, rich ale.

Is that before or after you pop the Xanax?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

On 17 Apr 2008 I stormed the castle called alt.2600 and heard Daedalus
cry out in news:pn8f04t4u47habth1snm7cjda9bf03hcks@4ax.com...

> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:50:34 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>In article <u96f045bi6purqsm7r6k7ei693scj9s03d@4ax.com>,
>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:55:53 -0700, in
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
>>> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
>>>
>>> >In article <mlte0450bmva24q23vbk2e1qcnd1ts2uua@4ax.com>,
>>> > The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed
>>> >> report this morning
>>> >> that *another* Daedalus has crashed into the *other* tower of
>>> >> alt.flame... We're
>>> >> under attack:
>>> >>
>>> >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:17 GMT, Aratzio
>>> >> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>> >> >
>>> >> >>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
>>> >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
>>> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed
>>> >> >>>report this morning
>>> >> >>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other*
>>> >> >>>tower of alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>> >> >>>
>>> >> >>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that
>>> >> >>>>>>concept is quite foreign to you
>>> >> >>>>
>>> >> >>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
>>> >> >>>>>
>>> >> >>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly
>>> >> >>>>>if you bastards
>>> >> >>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
>>> >> >>>>
>>> >> >>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle
>>> >> >>>>class folk
>>> >> >>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against unwanted
>>> >> >>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like myself
>>> >> >>>
>>> >> >>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're safe.
>>> >> >>>
>>> >> >>>[snip]
>>> >> >>>
>>> >> >>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and review Mr.
>>> >> >>>Moulton's
>>> >> >>>minefield of contradiction.
>>> >> >>>
>>> >> >>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much
>>> >> >>>>throwing away any and all free time you had or might have
>>> >> >>>>had.
>>> >> >>>
>>> >> >>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity,
>>> >> >>>Matthew. Well
>>> >> >>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and I
>>> >> >>>don't have any
>>> >> >>>children. But wait, what's this?
>>> >> >>>
>>> >> >>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
>>> >> >>>>
>>> >> >>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best
>>> >> >>>>get yer count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
>>> >> >>>
>>> >> >>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted
>>> >> >>>pregnancy through
>>> >> >>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's turned
>>> >> >>>into an accusation
>>> >> >>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been
>>> >> >>>married nine years, I
>>> >> >>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's *this*?
>>> >> >>>Just a couple of
>>> >> >>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
>>> >> >>>
>>> >> >>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure to
>>> >> >>>figure out simple
>>> >> >>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to breed
>>> >> >>>like a fuckin
>>> >> >>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely conscious
>>> >> >>>whore that
>>> >> >>>comes
>>> >> >>>along doesn't much help either. When your expectations are as
>>> >> >>>low as yours
>>> >> >>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the back
>>> >> >>>seat of a car
>>> >> >>>whilst
>>> >> >>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself
>>> >> >>>with. Pretty
>>> >> >>>much
>>> >> >>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot between
>>> >> >>>her legs...hey...yer
>>> >> >>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
>>> >> >>>
>>> >> >>>-- some fuckhead, in
>>> >> >>><grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
>>> >> >>>
>>> >> >>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew
>>> >> >>>everything about me.
>>> >> >>>
>>> >> >>>
>>> >> >>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like [sic]
>>> >> >>>need to breed
>>> >> >>>like a
>>> >> >>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of the
>>> >> >>>lowest birth
>>> >> >>>rates
>>> >> >>>of the industrialized world?
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>Idaho
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Where does she live?
>>> >>
>>> >> In Carmen Sandiego.
>>> >
>>> >where in the world is carmen sandiego?
>>>
>>> Waldo knows.
>>
>>how do i find him to ask him
>>wheres waldo
>>
>
> Jimmy put him in the cornfield.
>
> Jade
>
>

That cracker!

--
ThePsyko
Public Enemy #7

**Pissing off the planet, one person at a time**

 

Re: Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

In article <pn8f04t4u47habth1snm7cjda9bf03hcks@4ax.com>,
Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:

> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:50:34 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <u96f045bi6purqsm7r6k7ei693scj9s03d@4ax.com>,
> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:55:53 -0700, in
> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
> >>
> >> >In article <mlte0450bmva24q23vbk2e1qcnd1ts2uua@4ax.com>,
> >> > The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this
> >> >> morning
> >> >> that *another* Daedalus has crashed into the *other* tower of
> >> >> alt.flame...
> >> >> We're
> >> >> under attack:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:17 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
> >> >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
> >> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report
> >> >> >>>this
> >> >> >>>morning
> >> >> >>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower
> >> >> >>>of
> >> >> >>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that concept
> >> >> >>>>>>is
> >> >> >>>>>>quite foreign to you
> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly if
> >> >> >>>>>you
> >> >> >>>>>bastards
> >> >> >>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle class
> >> >> >>>>folk
> >> >> >>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against unwanted
> >> >> >>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like myself
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're safe.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>[snip]
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and review Mr.
> >> >> >>>Moulton's
> >> >> >>>minefield of contradiction.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing
> >> >> >>>>away
> >> >> >>>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity,
> >> >> >>>Matthew.
> >> >> >>>Well
> >> >> >>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and I don't
> >> >> >>>have
> >> >> >>>any
> >> >> >>>children. But wait, what's this?
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best get
> >> >> >>>>yer
> >> >> >>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted pregnancy
> >> >> >>>through
> >> >> >>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's turned into an
> >> >> >>>accusation
> >> >> >>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been married
> >> >> >>>nine
> >> >> >>>years, I
> >> >> >>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's *this*? Just
> >> >> >>>a
> >> >> >>>couple of
> >> >> >>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure to figure
> >> >> >>>out
> >> >> >>>simple
> >> >> >>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to breed like
> >> >> >>>a
> >> >> >>>fuckin
> >> >> >>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely conscious whore
> >> >> >>>that
> >> >> >>>comes
> >> >> >>>along doesn't much help either. When your expectations are as low
> >> >> >>>as
> >> >> >>>yours
> >> >> >>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the back seat of a
> >> >> >>>car
> >> >> >>>whilst
> >> >> >>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself with.
> >> >> >>>Pretty
> >> >> >>>much
> >> >> >>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot between her
> >> >> >>>legs...hey...yer
> >> >> >>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>-- some fuckhead, in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew everything
> >> >> >>>about
> >> >> >>>me.
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like [sic] need to
> >> >> >>>breed
> >> >> >>>like a
> >> >> >>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of the lowest
> >> >> >>>birth
> >> >> >>>rates
> >> >> >>>of the industrialized world?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>Idaho
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Where does she live?
> >> >>
> >> >> In Carmen Sandiego.
> >> >
> >> >where in the world is carmen sandiego?
> >>
> >> Waldo knows.
> >
> >how do i find him to ask him
> >wheres waldo
> >
>
> Jimmy put him in the cornfield.

does jimmy grow crack in the cornfield

arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
from the collective unconscience of odd bodkins
sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
or a babys arm holding an apple

 

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:42:06 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
bloviated:

>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:43:34 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:09:42 +0900, in alt.flame, The 2-Belo
>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>>
>>>
>>>*pulls up a chair and a cold beer*
>>
>>I hope that is a lager or pilsner, pilgrim.
>
>ew. ale please. nice dark, rich ale.

Not if it is "cold beer"

 

Re: Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

"Daedalus" <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in message
news:a9te045km2d2pot6ad8dgcb69slh5vf06r@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:58:15 -0400, K. A. Cannon
> <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted
>><0kre041hqc42c7fk5noncescq91847g7uj@4ax.com> in
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:33:25 GMT:
>>
>>>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:48:06 -0400, in alt.flame, K. A. Cannon
>>><kcannon@insurgent.orgy> bloviated:
>>>
>>>>"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> posted
>>>><1q4aeu.31o.19.1@news.alt.net> in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>>on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:56:11 +1000:
>>>>
>>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:29le04pn1ov14bkf0co1b132q4olks0423@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
>>>>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report
>>>>>>>this
>>>>>>>morning
>>>>>>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower
>>>>>>>of
>>>>>>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that concept
>>>>>>>>>>is
>>>>>>>>>>quite foreign to you
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly if you
>>>>>>>>>bastards
>>>>>>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle class
>>>>>>>>folk
>>>>>>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against unwanted
>>>>>>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like myself
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're safe.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>[snip]
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and review Mr.
>>>>>>>Moulton's
>>>>>>>minefield of contradiction.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing away
>>>>>>>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity, Matthew.
>>>>>>>Well
>>>>>>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and I don't have
>>>>>>>any
>>>>>>>children. But wait, what's this?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best get yer
>>>>>>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted pregnancy
>>>>>>>through
>>>>>>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's turned into an
>>>>>>>accusation
>>>>>>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been married
>>>>>>>nine
>>>>>>>years, I
>>>>>>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's *this*? Just a
>>>>>>>couple of
>>>>>>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure to figure out
>>>>>>>simple
>>>>>>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to breed like a
>>>>>>>fuckin
>>>>>>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely conscious whore
>>>>>>>that
>>>>>>>comes
>>>>>>>along doesn't much help either. When your expectations are as low as
>>>>>>>yours
>>>>>>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the back seat of a
>>>>>>>car
>>>>>>>whilst
>>>>>>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself with.
>>>>>>>Pretty
>>>>>>>much
>>>>>>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot between her
>>>>>>>legs...hey...yer
>>>>>>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>-- some fuckhead, in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew everything about
>>>>>>>me.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like [sic] need to
>>>>>>>breed
>>>>>>>like a
>>>>>>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of the lowest
>>>>>>>birth
>>>>>>>rates
>>>>>>>of the industrialized world?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Idaho
>>>>>
>>>>>Potato
>>>>
>>>>Tomato
>>>
>>>Clamato
>>
>>Flonkato
>
> Vibrato

Mulato

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Re: WAL-MART'S own Baby Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:25:21 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <pn8f04t4u47habth1snm7cjda9bf03hcks@4ax.com>,
> Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:50:34 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <u96f045bi6purqsm7r6k7ei693scj9s03d@4ax.com>,
>> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:55:53 -0700, in
>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
>> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
>> >>
>> >> >In article <mlte0450bmva24q23vbk2e1qcnd1ts2uua@4ax.com>,
>> >> > The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this
>> >> >> morning
>> >> >> that *another* Daedalus has crashed into the *other* tower of
>> >> >> alt.flame...
>> >> >> We're
>> >> >> under attack:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:17 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>> >> >> >wrote:
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
>> >> >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
>> >> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report
>> >> >> >>>this
>> >> >> >>>morning
>> >> >> >>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower
>> >> >> >>>of
>> >> >> >>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that concept
>> >> >> >>>>>>is
>> >> >> >>>>>>quite foreign to you
>> >> >> >>>>
>> >> >> >>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
>> >> >> >>>>>
>> >> >> >>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly if
>> >> >> >>>>>you
>> >> >> >>>>>bastards
>> >> >> >>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
>> >> >> >>>>
>> >> >> >>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle class
>> >> >> >>>>folk
>> >> >> >>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against unwanted
>> >> >> >>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like myself
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're safe.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>>[snip]
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and review Mr.
>> >> >> >>>Moulton's
>> >> >> >>>minefield of contradiction.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing
>> >> >> >>>>away
>> >> >> >>>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity,
>> >> >> >>>Matthew.
>> >> >> >>>Well
>> >> >> >>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and I don't
>> >> >> >>>have
>> >> >> >>>any
>> >> >> >>>children. But wait, what's this?
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
>> >> >> >>>>
>> >> >> >>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best get
>> >> >> >>>>yer
>> >> >> >>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted pregnancy
>> >> >> >>>through
>> >> >> >>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's turned into an
>> >> >> >>>accusation
>> >> >> >>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been married
>> >> >> >>>nine
>> >> >> >>>years, I
>> >> >> >>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's *this*? Just
>> >> >> >>>a
>> >> >> >>>couple of
>> >> >> >>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure to figure
>> >> >> >>>out
>> >> >> >>>simple
>> >> >> >>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to breed like
>> >> >> >>>a
>> >> >> >>>fuckin
>> >> >> >>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely conscious whore
>> >> >> >>>that
>> >> >> >>>comes
>> >> >> >>>along doesn't much help either. When your expectations are as low
>> >> >> >>>as
>> >> >> >>>yours
>> >> >> >>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the back seat of a
>> >> >> >>>car
>> >> >> >>>whilst
>> >> >> >>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself with.
>> >> >> >>>Pretty
>> >> >> >>>much
>> >> >> >>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot between her
>> >> >> >>>legs...hey...yer
>> >> >> >>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>>-- some fuckhead, in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew everything
>> >> >> >>>about
>> >> >> >>>me.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like [sic] need to
>> >> >> >>>breed
>> >> >> >>>like a
>> >> >> >>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of the lowest
>> >> >> >>>birth
>> >> >> >>>rates
>> >> >> >>>of the industrialized world?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>Idaho
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Where does she live?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> In Carmen Sandiego.
>> >> >
>> >> >where in the world is carmen sandiego?
>> >>
>> >> Waldo knows.
>> >
>> >how do i find him to ask him
>> >wheres waldo
>> >
>>
>> Jimmy put him in the cornfield.
>
>does jimmy grow crack in the cornfield

Liberace got into some bad crack.

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Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:59:00 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
>under attack:
>
>>>I played in two venues in Nagoya until 1999.
>>
>>And not a single soul out there, other than you, seems to remember all this.
>
>You asked them?

No one else mentioned it.

>I'm surprised you could afford a translator.

Please provide a list of tour dates.

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Re: Jamie Koput (Mike Hammond?) - Sentenced To Net Death - Ripped Apart In Every Direction Imaginable

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:15:53 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>
>>don't read this post, cause yer gonna get *ALL* fucked up in the head
>
>An apt warning. By about line 400 of this inane 709-line monstrosity, I
>*headdesk*ed out of sheer, paralyzing boredom.

I didn't bother to read it at all. Didn't know he stuck a warning
label on it.

But I can accurately guess it had enough IKYs, faglames, bad sentence
structure, spelling errors, and obtuse logic to blow the guage on the
illiteracy meter AND the stoopid meter simultaneously.

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Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:52:19 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:42:06 -0400, in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>bloviated:
>
>>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:43:34 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:09:42 +0900, in alt.flame, The 2-Belo
>>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>*pulls up a chair and a cold beer*
>>>
>>>I hope that is a lager or pilsner, pilgrim.
>>
>>ew. ale please. nice dark, rich ale.
>
>Not if it is "cold beer"

relative term.

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