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Discussion in 'Chatter' started by metro-golden-meower, Mar 17, 2008.

  1. Re: Jamie Koput (Mike Hammond?) - Sentenced To Net Death - Ripped Apart In Every Direction Imaginable

    On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:26:21 -0700, s007ii <s007ii@snotmail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:15:53 +0900, The 2-Belo
    ><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >
    >>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    >>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
    >>alt.flame... We're under attack:
    >>
    >>>don't read this post, cause yer gonna get *ALL* fucked up in the head

    >>
    >>An apt warning. By about line 400 of this inane 709-line monstrosity, I
    >>*headdesk*ed out of sheer, paralyzing boredom.

    >
    >I didn't bother to read it at all. Didn't know he stuck a warning
    >label on it.


    Good boy, that means you can keep posting in stupidity. When I rip
    you all apart, it's not really meant for you so much as for the
    entertainment of myself and others, if YOU had read it, well, yer
    butthurtz would be terminal. This way you can keep bumbling out
    stupidity for me to rip apart. ^_^

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  2. 'Menjy'

    'Menjy' Guest

    Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

    The 2-Belo wrote:
    >Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    >that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
    >alt.flame... We're under attack:


    [...]

    >>BitchTits is actually quite mistaken about the culture in A-F and the
    >>volatile froups in general, not that it comes as a surprise since he's
    >>a new-fag and all. Most of the oldbie posters in the groups DO NOT
    >>take this shit seriously and can instantly switch between flaming and
    >>normal conversation. I think there's actually even a few recent
    >>examples between Menjy and I doing that, where we just stop flaming
    >>each other and start engaging in normal conversation.

    >
    >OMG WHERE?! *WHERE*!?!?!?!?!


    I think it must have been the one where I "openly admitted on
    SERVERAL occasions about having to take various meds for (my)
    lil..."problems" on the Usenets. LOL".

    --
    Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- mhm 20x8 -- "ludus non nisi sanguineus"
    http://www.reikanido.com/iacw
    It exists. Thanks, Bozo.

    "Did you graduate college? Have you even gone to college? Cause I've done
    both, which is something I think you haven't done, because you are getting
    all upset when I am proving how intelligent."

    Jonathan "don't call me a homo" Herr proving how intelligent in
    <47f18696$0$16691$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>

    "I make over a $100 a day"
    Walla Walla's very own Jamos Ludbunski bragging about his $24000 Wal-Mart salary
     
  3. Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

    On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:08:58 +0200, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    wrote:

    >The 2-Belo wrote:
    >>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    >>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
    >>alt.flame... We're under attack:

    >
    >[...]
    >
    >>>BitchTits is actually quite mistaken about the culture in A-F and the
    >>>volatile froups in general, not that it comes as a surprise since he's
    >>>a new-fag and all. Most of the oldbie posters in the groups DO NOT
    >>>take this shit seriously and can instantly switch between flaming and
    >>>normal conversation. I think there's actually even a few recent
    >>>examples between Menjy and I doing that, where we just stop flaming
    >>>each other and start engaging in normal conversation.

    >>
    >>OMG WHERE?! *WHERE*!?!?!?!?!

    >
    >I think it must have been the one where I "openly admitted on
    >SERVERAL occasions about having to take various meds for (my)
    >lil..."problems" on the Usenets. LOL".


    I thought you were claiming that never happened, Ming-tard? Are you
    flipping on us again?

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  4. The 2-Belo

    The 2-Belo Guest

    Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

    Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    that *another* Aratzio has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
    under attack:

    >On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:09:42 +0900, in alt.flame, The 2-Belo
    ><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
    >
    >>
    >>*pulls up a chair and a cold beer*

    >
    >I hope that is a lager or pilsner, pilgrim.
    >

    For Ludbunski's benefit, it is indeed a Kirin Ichiban.


    --
    The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
    alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
    meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

    "...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
    real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
    then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
    you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
    physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
    world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
    man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
    who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
    the mouth online..."

    -- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
    showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
    in the eye of the tiger, in
    <2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>
     
  5. The 2-Belo

    The 2-Belo Guest

    Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

    Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
    under attack:

    >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:59:00 +0900, The 2-Belo
    ><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >
    >>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    >>that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
    >>under attack:
    >>
    >>>>I played in two venues in Nagoya until 1999.
    >>>
    >>>And not a single soul out there, other than you, seems to remember all this.

    >>
    >>You asked them?

    >
    >No one else mentioned it.
    >
    >>I'm surprised you could afford a translator.

    >
    >Please provide a list of tour dates.


    I played at *two* clubs, Koput. What are you mumbling about tours for?


    --
    The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
    alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
    meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

    "...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
    real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
    then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
    you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
    physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
    world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
    man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
    who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
    the mouth online..."

    -- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
    showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
    in the eye of the tiger, in
    <2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>
     
  6. The 2-Belo

    The 2-Belo Guest

    Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

    Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
    alt.flame... We're under attack:

    >On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:09:42 +0900, The 2-Belo
    ><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >
    >>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    >>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
    >>alt.flame... We're under attack:
    >>
    >>[...]
    >>
    >>>I don't think the idiot has realized the number of times he's directly
    >>>contradicted what he's now claiming.

    >>
    >>You know, your stupidity was almost pissing me off there for a while. But
    >>watching you dig your own grave *this* deep? This is downright *entertaining*.
    >>
    >>*pulls up a chair and a cold beer*
    >>
    >>Keep going, Ludbunski, as long as you like. Then let me know when you're done;
    >>I'll then explain in quite definitive terms just how much you've really fucked
    >>yourself.

    >
    >Oh look, the idiot is trying to "explain" himself to me...again.
    >*rolls eyes* Free cl00, Bitch-Tits, if you have to try and EXPLAIN
    >your troll/flame...yeah, ya fucked up, Bitch-tits.


    I haven't been trolling you, Matthew. You trolled *yourself* when you
    reflexively dismissed the stone cold FACT of my current location despite twelve
    fucking years' worth of easily produced evidence.

    >Put it down, yer
    >done, it's time for bed, go get yer mommy to change yer Pampers


    Someone who has admitted in the past to wearing Pampers has little right to
    accuse others of wearing Pampers. HTH.


    --
    The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
    alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
    meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

    "...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
    real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
    then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
    you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
    physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
    world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
    man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
    who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
    the mouth online..."

    -- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
    showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
    in the eye of the tiger, in
    <2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>
     
  7. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

    On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:14:03 +0900, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
    <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:

    >Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    >that *another* Aratzio has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
    >under attack:
    >
    >>On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:09:42 +0900, in alt.flame, The 2-Belo
    >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
    >>
    >>>
    >>>*pulls up a chair and a cold beer*

    >>
    >>I hope that is a lager or pilsner, pilgrim.
    >>

    >For Ludbunski's benefit, it is indeed a Kirin Ichiban.


    A fine lager, you allowed to chill and drink cold.
     
  8. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

    On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:26:32 +0900, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
    <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:

    >Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    >that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
    >under attack:
    >
    >>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:59:00 +0900, The 2-Belo
    >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >>
    >>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    >>>that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
    >>>under attack:
    >>>
    >>>>>I played in two venues in Nagoya until 1999.
    >>>>
    >>>>And not a single soul out there, other than you, seems to remember all this.
    >>>
    >>>You asked them?

    >>
    >>No one else mentioned it.
    >>
    >>>I'm surprised you could afford a translator.

    >>
    >>Please provide a list of tour dates.

    >
    >I played at *two* clubs, Koput. What are you mumbling about tours for?


    More than one club is a tour or possibly an invading horde.
     
  9. ???hw??f

    ???hw??f Guest

    Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

    On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
    Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

    > On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape..net>
    > wrote:
    >
    > >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
    > >wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
    > >
    > >>On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f)
    > >>wrote:
    > >>
    > >>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the

    > >waters of pure thought with:
    > >>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, ???hw??f

    > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > >>>> wrote:
    > >>>>
    > >>>> >On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
    > >>>> >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
    > >>>> >
    > >>>> >> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'

    > ><mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    > >>>> >> wrote:
    > >>>> >>
    > >>>> >> >T<COCK SLAP>
    > >>>> >>
    > >>>> >> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
    > >>>> >>
    > >>>> >Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
    > >>>>
    > >>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a REAL
    > >>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food fetish,
    > >>>> what do you think?
    > >>>>
    > >>>I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
    > >>>Time for an upgrade.
    > >>
    > >>Let me know when you start deserving better.
    > >>

    > >This is you ignoring me, huh?

    >
    > Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining for
    > better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not so
    > much for you I guess.
    >

    You have odd tastes.

    Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.

    Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.

    Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.

    --
    http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/17/fratto-reinvents-climate-policy/



    > --
    >
    > Onideus Mad Hatter
    > mhm ? x ?
    > http://www.backwater-productions.net
    > http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
    >
    >
    > Hatter Quotes
    > -------------
    > "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
    >
    > "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    > best."
    >
    > "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    > with it."
    >
    > "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
    >
    > "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
    >
    > "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
    >
    > "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    > bad."
    >
    > "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
    >
    > "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
    >
    > "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    > of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
    >
    > "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    > that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    > of its relevancy."
    >
    > "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    > creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
    >
    > "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
    >
    > "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    > they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    > givin em out for free."
    >
    > "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    > So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    > to their merry little mess."
    >
    > "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    > horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    > their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    > sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    > images burned into their tiny little minds'."
    >
    > "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    > properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
    >
    > "Those who record history are those who control history."
    >
    > "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    > endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    > don't get sent to me...I come for you."
    >
    > "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    > tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
    >
    > "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    > function?"
    >
    > "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    > Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    > indicates an increase in Webtv users."
    >
    > "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    > gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  10. ???hw??f

    ???hw??f Guest

    Re: WAL-MART'S own Baby Matthew Moulton and his views on familyplanning.

    On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:58:46 -0500
    J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

    > On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:25:21 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >
    > >In article <pn8f04t4u47habth1snm7cjda9bf03hcks@4ax.com>,
    > > Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
    > >
    > >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:50:34 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > >>
    > >> >In article <u96f045bi6purqsm7r6k7ei693scj9s03d@4ax.com>,
    > >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >
    > >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:55:53 -0700, in
    > >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> >In article <mlte0450bmva24q23vbk2e1qcnd1ts2uua@4ax.com>,
    > >> >> > The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this
    > >> >> >> morning
    > >> >> >> that *another* Daedalus has crashed into the *other* tower of
    > >> >> >> alt.flame...
    > >> >> >> We're
    > >> >> >> under attack:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:17 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    > >> >> >> >wrote:
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
    > >> >> >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
    > >> >> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report
    > >> >> >> >>>this
    > >> >> >> >>>morning
    > >> >> >> >>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower
    > >> >> >> >>>of
    > >> >> >> >>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
    > >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that concept
    > >> >> >> >>>>>>is
    > >> >> >> >>>>>>quite foreign to you
    > >> >> >> >>>>
    > >> >> >> >>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
    > >> >> >> >>>>>
    > >> >> >> >>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly if
    > >> >> >> >>>>>you
    > >> >> >> >>>>>bastards
    > >> >> >> >>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
    > >> >> >> >>>>
    > >> >> >> >>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle class
    > >> >> >> >>>>folk
    > >> >> >> >>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against unwanted
    > >> >> >> >>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like myself
    > >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're safe.
    > >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >>>[snip]
    > >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and review Mr.
    > >> >> >> >>>Moulton's
    > >> >> >> >>>minefield of contradiction.
    > >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing
    > >> >> >> >>>>away
    > >> >> >> >>>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
    > >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity,
    > >> >> >> >>>Matthew.
    > >> >> >> >>>Well
    > >> >> >> >>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and I don't
    > >> >> >> >>>have
    > >> >> >> >>>any
    > >> >> >> >>>children. But wait, what's this?
    > >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
    > >> >> >> >>>>
    > >> >> >> >>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best get
    > >> >> >> >>>>yer
    > >> >> >> >>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
    > >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted pregnancy
    > >> >> >> >>>through
    > >> >> >> >>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's turned into an
    > >> >> >> >>>accusation
    > >> >> >> >>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been married
    > >> >> >> >>>nine
    > >> >> >> >>>years, I
    > >> >> >> >>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's *this*? Just
    > >> >> >> >>>a
    > >> >> >> >>>couple of
    > >> >> >> >>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
    > >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure to figure
    > >> >> >> >>>out
    > >> >> >> >>>simple
    > >> >> >> >>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to breed like
    > >> >> >> >>>a
    > >> >> >> >>>fuckin
    > >> >> >> >>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely conscious whore
    > >> >> >> >>>that
    > >> >> >> >>>comes
    > >> >> >> >>>along doesn't much help either. When your expectations are as low
    > >> >> >> >>>as
    > >> >> >> >>>yours
    > >> >> >> >>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the back seat of a
    > >> >> >> >>>car
    > >> >> >> >>>whilst
    > >> >> >> >>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself with.
    > >> >> >> >>>Pretty
    > >> >> >> >>>much
    > >> >> >> >>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot between her
    > >> >> >> >>>legs...hey...yer
    > >> >> >> >>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
    > >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >>>-- some fuckhead, in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
    > >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew everything
    > >> >> >> >>>about
    > >> >> >> >>>me.
    > >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like [sic] need to
    > >> >> >> >>>breed
    > >> >> >> >>>like a
    > >> >> >> >>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of the lowest
    > >> >> >> >>>birth
    > >> >> >> >>>rates
    > >> >> >> >>>of the industrialized world?
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >>Idaho
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >Where does she live?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> In Carmen Sandiego.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >where in the world is carmen sandiego?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Waldo knows.
    > >> >
    > >> >how do i find him to ask him
    > >> >wheres waldo
    > >> >
    > >>
    > >> Jimmy put him in the cornfield.

    > >
    > >does jimmy grow crack in the cornfield

    >
    > Liberace got into some bad crack.
    >

    From his brother George...

    --
    http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/17/fratto-reinvents-climate-policy/
     
  11. Re: Does Jamos Ludbunski even *know* why he writes "I hace" all the time?

    On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:37:08 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    wrote:

    >On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 14:00:04 -0400
    >dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
    >
    >> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:48:52 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
    >> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >>
    >> >'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> wrote in
    >> >news:dm7vu3pq8gth0u0m13bi2fm30lg1kopcdh@4ax.com:
    >> >
    >> >> Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,
    >> >> mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker and ignoble spankard wrote:
    >> >>>'Menjy' wrote:
    >> >>>>Jonathan Herr wrote:
    >> >>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> [...]
    >> >>
    >> >>>>Question for you newbies: Why did he spell it "hace"?
    >> >>>
    >> >>>Slang is pretty hard to figure out when you're such a mental midget,
    >> >>>eh Mingy?
    >> >>
    >> >> Oh, *I* know why you did it, Ludbunski. I bet *you* don't, however.
    >> >
    >> >Inbreeding?

    >>
    >> reptilian breeding program? molted metal?
    >>

    >Reptillainses are CUTE! But I wouldnt buy a used car from won...


    cute. hah! youve merely been overwhelmed by their marketing war,
    supposedly run by a company named geico.

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    <This space for rent.>
     
  12. Re: Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

    Aratzio wrote:
    > On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:48:06 -0400, in alt.flame, K. A. Cannon
    > <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> bloviated:
    >
    >> "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> posted
    >> <1q4aeu.31o.19.1@news.alt.net> in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
    >> on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:56:11 +1000:
    >>
    >>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>> news:29le04pn1ov14bkf0co1b132q4olks0423@4ax.com...
    >>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
    >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
    >>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
    >>>>
    >>>>> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed
    >>>>> report this morning
    >>>>> that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other*
    >>>>> tower of alt.flame... We're under attack:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that
    >>>>>>>> concept is quite foreign to you
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> CAN I GET AN AMEN!
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly if
    >>>>>>> you bastards
    >>>>>>> stopped squeezing out progeny.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> ...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle
    >>>>>> class folk however find the pill to be the best defense against
    >>>>>> unwanted pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like
    >>>>>> myself
    >>>>>
    >>>>> ...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're safe.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> [snip]
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and review Mr.
    >>>>> Moulton's minefield of contradiction.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing
    >>>>>> away any and all free time you had or might have had.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity,
    >>>>> Matthew. Well *done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my
    >>>>> wife and I don't have any children. But wait, what's this?
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>> Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best get
    >>>>>> yer count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted
    >>>>> pregnancy through contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly
    >>>>> it's turned into an accusation
    >>>>> that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been married
    >>>>> nine years, I
    >>>>> should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's *this*?
    >>>>> Just a couple of
    >>>>> posts ago you were accusing me of:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> "...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure to figure
    >>>>> out simple
    >>>>> contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to breed
    >>>>> like a fuckin
    >>>>> monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely conscious
    >>>>> whore that comes
    >>>>> along doesn't much help either. When your expectations are as
    >>>>> low as yours
    >>>>> are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the back seat
    >>>>> of a car whilst
    >>>>> whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself with.
    >>>>> Pretty much
    >>>>> as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot between her
    >>>>> legs...hey...yer
    >>>>> good to go, eh monkey boi?"
    >>>>>
    >>>>> -- some fuckhead, in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew everything
    >>>>> about me.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like [sic] need
    >>>>> to breed like a
    >>>>> fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of the
    >>>>> lowest birth rates
    >>>>> of the industrialized world?
    >>>>
    >>>> Idaho
    >>>
    >>> Potato

    >>
    >> Tomato

    >
    > Clamato


    Aratzio

    --
    In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
    This is you not giving a shit?
    HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
    I win & stuff.

    "Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
    not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
    around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas

    Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^
    Onideus Mad Hatter
     
  13. Re: Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

    K. A. Cannon wrote:
    > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted
    > <0kre041hqc42c7fk5noncescq91847g7uj@4ax.com> in
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:33:25 GMT:
    >
    >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:48:06 -0400, in alt.flame, K. A. Cannon
    >> <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> bloviated:
    >>
    >>> "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> posted
    >>> <1q4aeu.31o.19.1@news.alt.net> in
    >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:56:11
    >>> +1000:
    >>>
    >>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>> news:29le04pn1ov14bkf0co1b132q4olks0423@4ax.com...
    >>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
    >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
    >>>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed
    >>>>>> report this morning
    >>>>>> that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other*
    >>>>>> tower of alt.flame... We're under attack:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that
    >>>>>>>>> concept is quite foreign to you
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> CAN I GET AN AMEN!
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly
    >>>>>>>> if you bastards
    >>>>>>>> stopped squeezing out progeny.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> ...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle
    >>>>>>> class folk however find the pill to be the best defense against
    >>>>>>> unwanted pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like
    >>>>>>> myself
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> ...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're safe.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> [snip]
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and review Mr.
    >>>>>> Moulton's minefield of contradiction.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing
    >>>>>>> away any and all free time you had or might have had.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity,
    >>>>>> Matthew. Well *done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my
    >>>>>> wife and I don't have any children. But wait, what's this?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best
    >>>>>>> get yer count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted
    >>>>>> pregnancy through contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly
    >>>>>> it's turned into an accusation
    >>>>>> that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been
    >>>>>> married nine years, I
    >>>>>> should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's *this*?
    >>>>>> Just a couple of
    >>>>>> posts ago you were accusing me of:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> "...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure to
    >>>>>> figure out simple
    >>>>>> contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to breed
    >>>>>> like a fuckin
    >>>>>> monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely conscious
    >>>>>> whore that comes
    >>>>>> along doesn't much help either. When your expectations are as
    >>>>>> low as yours
    >>>>>> are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the back seat
    >>>>>> of a car whilst
    >>>>>> whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself
    >>>>>> with. Pretty much
    >>>>>> as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot between her
    >>>>>> legs...hey...yer
    >>>>>> good to go, eh monkey boi?"
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> -- some fuckhead, in
    >>>>>> <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew everything
    >>>>>> about me.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like [sic] need
    >>>>>> to breed like a
    >>>>>> fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of the
    >>>>>> lowest birth rates
    >>>>>> of the industrialized world?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Idaho
    >>>>
    >>>> Potato
    >>>
    >>> Tomato

    >>
    >> Clamato

    >
    > Flonkato


    Lame-o

    --
    In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
    This is you not giving a shit?
    HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
    I win & stuff.

    "Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
    not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
    around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas

    Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^
    Onideus Mad Hatter
     
  14. ???hw??f

    ???hw??f Guest

    Re: Does Jamos Ludbunski even *know* why he writes "I hace" all the time?

    dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
    > On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:37:08 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > wrote:
    >
    > >On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 14:00:04 -0400
    > >dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
    > >
    > >> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:48:52 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
    > >> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > >>
    > >> >'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> wrote in
    > >> >news:dm7vu3pq8gth0u0m13bi2fm30lg1kopcdh@4ax.com:
    > >> >
    > >> >> Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,
    > >> >> mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker and ignoble spankard wrote:
    > >> >>>'Menjy' wrote:
    > >> >>>>Jonathan Herr wrote:
    > >> >>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> [...]
    > >> >>
    > >> >>>>Question for you newbies: Why did he spell it "hace"?
    > >> >>>
    > >> >>>Slang is pretty hard to figure out when you're such a mental midget,
    > >> >>>eh Mingy?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Oh, *I* know why you did it, Ludbunski. I bet *you* don't, however.
    > >> >
    > >> >Inbreeding?
    > >>
    > >> reptilian breeding program? molted metal?
    > >>

    > >Reptillainses are CUTE! But I wouldnt buy a used car from won...

    >
    > cute. hah! youve merely been overwhelmed by their marketing war,
    > supposedly run by a company named geico.
    >

    You can tell that the animators put a lotta work into getting the motion for that
    little guy down *perfect*. I'm not swayed to buy ins. from Geeko (used to be a
    gubamint only ins co for gubmint werkers) but I *do* like their ads :)

    --
    www.opensecrets.org
     
  15. Re: WAL-MART'S own Baby Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

    On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:34:33 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    wrote:

    >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:58:46 -0500
    >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >
    >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:25:21 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >>
    >> >In article <pn8f04t4u47habth1snm7cjda9bf03hcks@4ax.com>,
    >> > Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
    >> >
    >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:50:34 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> >In article <u96f045bi6purqsm7r6k7ei693scj9s03d@4ax.com>,
    >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >
    >> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:55:53 -0700, in
    >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >In article <mlte0450bmva24q23vbk2e1qcnd1ts2uua@4ax.com>,
    >> >> >> > The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this
    >> >> >> >> morning
    >> >> >> >> that *another* Daedalus has crashed into the *other* tower of
    >> >> >> >> alt.flame...
    >> >> >> >> We're
    >> >> >> >> under attack:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:17 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >> >> >> >> >wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
    >> >> >> >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
    >> >> >> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report
    >> >> >> >> >>>this
    >> >> >> >> >>>morning
    >> >> >> >> >>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower
    >> >> >> >> >>>of
    >> >> >> >> >>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
    >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that concept
    >> >> >> >> >>>>>>is
    >> >> >> >> >>>>>>quite foreign to you
    >> >> >> >> >>>>
    >> >> >> >> >>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
    >> >> >> >> >>>>>
    >> >> >> >> >>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly if
    >> >> >> >> >>>>>you
    >> >> >> >> >>>>>bastards
    >> >> >> >> >>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
    >> >> >> >> >>>>
    >> >> >> >> >>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle class
    >> >> >> >> >>>>folk
    >> >> >> >> >>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against unwanted
    >> >> >> >> >>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like myself
    >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're safe.
    >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >>>[snip]
    >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and review Mr.
    >> >> >> >> >>>Moulton's
    >> >> >> >> >>>minefield of contradiction.
    >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing
    >> >> >> >> >>>>away
    >> >> >> >> >>>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
    >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity,
    >> >> >> >> >>>Matthew.
    >> >> >> >> >>>Well
    >> >> >> >> >>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and I don't
    >> >> >> >> >>>have
    >> >> >> >> >>>any
    >> >> >> >> >>>children. But wait, what's this?
    >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
    >> >> >> >> >>>>
    >> >> >> >> >>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best get
    >> >> >> >> >>>>yer
    >> >> >> >> >>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
    >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted pregnancy
    >> >> >> >> >>>through
    >> >> >> >> >>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's turned into an
    >> >> >> >> >>>accusation
    >> >> >> >> >>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been married
    >> >> >> >> >>>nine
    >> >> >> >> >>>years, I
    >> >> >> >> >>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's *this*? Just
    >> >> >> >> >>>a
    >> >> >> >> >>>couple of
    >> >> >> >> >>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
    >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure to figure
    >> >> >> >> >>>out
    >> >> >> >> >>>simple
    >> >> >> >> >>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to breed like
    >> >> >> >> >>>a
    >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin
    >> >> >> >> >>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely conscious whore
    >> >> >> >> >>>that
    >> >> >> >> >>>comes
    >> >> >> >> >>>along doesn't much help either. When your expectations are as low
    >> >> >> >> >>>as
    >> >> >> >> >>>yours
    >> >> >> >> >>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the back seat of a
    >> >> >> >> >>>car
    >> >> >> >> >>>whilst
    >> >> >> >> >>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself with.
    >> >> >> >> >>>Pretty
    >> >> >> >> >>>much
    >> >> >> >> >>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot between her
    >> >> >> >> >>>legs...hey...yer
    >> >> >> >> >>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
    >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >>>-- some fuckhead, in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
    >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew everything
    >> >> >> >> >>>about
    >> >> >> >> >>>me.
    >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like [sic] need to
    >> >> >> >> >>>breed
    >> >> >> >> >>>like a
    >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of the lowest
    >> >> >> >> >>>birth
    >> >> >> >> >>>rates
    >> >> >> >> >>>of the industrialized world?
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >>Idaho
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >Where does she live?
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> In Carmen Sandiego.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >where in the world is carmen sandiego?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Waldo knows.
    >> >> >
    >> >> >how do i find him to ask him
    >> >> >wheres waldo
    >> >> >
    >> >>
    >> >> Jimmy put him in the cornfield.
    >> >
    >> >does jimmy grow crack in the cornfield

    >>
    >> Liberace got into some bad crack.
    >>

    >From his brother George...


    Or was it his boy George?

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  16. s007ii

    s007ii Guest

    Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

    On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:26:32 +0900, The 2-Belo
    <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

    >Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    >that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
    >under attack:
    >
    >>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:59:00 +0900, The 2-Belo
    >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >>
    >>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    >>>that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
    >>>under attack:
    >>>
    >>>>>I played in two venues in Nagoya until 1999.
    >>>>
    >>>>And not a single soul out there, other than you, seems to remember all this.
    >>>
    >>>You asked them?

    >>
    >>No one else mentioned it.
    >>
    >>>I'm surprised you could afford a translator.

    >>
    >>Please provide a list of tour dates.

    >
    >I played at *two* clubs, Koput. What are you mumbling about tours for?


    It's a form a belittlement. Aside from the staff, how many people
    actually showed up, not counting yourself either?

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  17. 'Menjy'

    'Menjy' Guest

    Bozo's tour - the true story.

    s007ii wrote:
    >The 2-Belo wrote:


    [...]

    >>I played at *two* clubs, Koput. What are you mumbling about tours for?

    >
    >It's a form a belittlement. Aside from the staff, how many people
    >actually showed up, not counting yourself either?


    I was there. He played "Run, Run, Run" by Jo Jo Gunne seventy-eight times on
    the trot. The he played something by Lieutenant Pigeon. It was a bit loud,
    IIRC. The draught beer was okay.

    [By the way - he'll be so embarrassed by this revelation , he won't post all
    day. You'll see.]

    --
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    It exists. Thanks, Bozo.

    "Did you graduate college? Have you even gone to college? Cause I've done
    both, which is something I think you haven't done, because you are getting
    all upset when I am proving how intelligent."

    Jonathan "don't call me a homo" Herr proving how intelligent in
    <47f18696$0$16691$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>

    "I make over a $100 a day"
    Walla Walla's very own Jamos Ludbunski bragging about his $24000 Wal-Mart salary
     
  18. A poor sideshow.

    In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    > Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    > that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
    > under attack:


    [..]

    >>Please provide a list of tour dates.


    > I played at *two* clubs, Koput. What are you mumbling about tours for?


    Utter dearth of better ammo.

    --
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  19. Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

    In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:

    [..]

    > OMG


    I can never quite get used to this acronym. I keep thinking it ought to
    stand for "Orchestral Manoeuvres on the Ground".

    --
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  20. Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

    ???hw??f wrote:
    > On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
    > Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
    >
    >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
    >>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
    >>>
    >>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f)
    >>>> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
    >>> waters of pure thought with:
    >>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, ???hw??f
    >>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
    >>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
    >>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    >>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
    >>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
    >>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a REAL
    >>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food fetish,
    >>>>>> what do you think?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
    >>>>> Time for an upgrade.
    >>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
    >>>>
    >>> This is you ignoring me, huh?

    >> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining for
    >> better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not so
    >> much for you I guess.
    >>

    > You have odd tastes.
    >
    > Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
    >
    > Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
    >
    > Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
    >

    Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?
     

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