ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:31:22 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>Oh look, the idiot is trying to "explain" himself to me...again.
>>*rolls eyes* Free cl00, Bitch-Tits, if you have to try and EXPLAIN
>>your troll/flame...yeah, ya fucked up, Bitch-tits.

>I haven't been trolling you, Matthew.

Gee, ya think?

>You trolled *yourself* when you
>reflexively dismissed the stone cold FACT of my current location despite twelve
>fucking years' worth of easily produced evidence.

Well, considering that I never invested enough effort to make an
ASSumption either fuckin way...not really, Bitchtits. My only concern
is pushing the right buttons to make you spaz, if that means letting
you believe that I think you live in some particular location...so be
it. However I don't EVER commit to believing ANYTHING online. Hell
for all I know yer some 12 year old little girl surfing from yer
grandma's computer in the middle of Buttfuck, Nebraska. Since I never
commit to believing anything online with ANY degree of absolute
certainty I simply cannot ever be trolled.

>>Put it down, yer
>>done, it's time for bed, go get yer mommy to change yer Pampers

>Someone who has admitted in the past to wearing Pampers has little right to
>accuse others of wearing Pampers. HTH.

I've also admitted in the past to being a God of demons...amongst
other things. As fuckwitted as you are I'm sure you're quite quick to
believe whatever most accurately fulfills your wanton little desire to
come out on top and be "better" than all the other random strangers on
teh Usenets.

The fact of the matter is I only ONCE, more than a decade ago used
diapers as a means of trolling...the fact that over a DECADE later
asshats like you are STILL clinging onto that delusion...yeah, it's
pretty obvious who the one with the diaper fetish really is. And yes,
I will exploit that obvious fact at every opportunity, Pampers Boi.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:27:44 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
wrote:

>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
>> >wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
>> >
>> >>On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f)
>> >>wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
>> >waters of pure thought with:
>> >>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, ???hw??f
>> ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> >>>> wrote:
>> >>>>
>> >>>> >On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
>> >>>> >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
>> ><mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>> >>>> >> wrote:
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >> >T<COCK SLAP>
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a REAL
>> >>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food fetish,
>> >>>> what do you think?
>> >>>>
>> >>>I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
>> >>>Time for an upgrade.
>> >>
>> >>Let me know when you start deserving better.
>> >>
>> >This is you ignoring me, huh?
>>
>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining for
>> better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not so
>> much for you I guess.
>>
>You have odd tastes.
>
>Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
>
>Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
>
>Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.

Here ya go, have a birthday card:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Birthday_Card.jpg

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: WAL-MART'S own Baby Matthew Moulton and his views on familyplanning.

On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:50:06 -0500
J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:34:33 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape..net>
> wrote:
>
> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:58:46 -0500
> >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:25:21 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >In article <pn8f04t4u47habth1snm7cjda9bf03hcks@4ax.com>,
> >> > Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:50:34 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >In article <u96f045bi6purqsm7r6k7ei693scj9s03d@4ax.com>,
> >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:55:53 -0700, in
> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
> >> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >In article <mlte0450bmva24q23vbk2e1qcnd1ts2uua@4ax.com>,
> >> >> >> > The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this
> >> >> >> >> morning
> >> >> >> >> that *another* Daedalus has crashed into the *other* tower of
> >> >> >> >> alt.flame...
> >> >> >> >> We're
> >> >> >> >> under attack:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:17 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> >> >> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
> >> >> >> >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
> >> >> >> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report
> >> >> >> >> >>>this
> >> >> >> >> >>>morning
> >> >> >> >> >>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower
> >> >> >> >> >>>of
> >> >> >> >> >>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that concept
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>is
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>quite foreign to you
> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly if
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>you
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>bastards
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle class
> >> >> >> >> >>>>folk
> >> >> >> >> >>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against unwanted
> >> >> >> >> >>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like myself
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're safe.
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>[snip]
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and review Mr.
> >> >> >> >> >>>Moulton's
> >> >> >> >> >>>minefield of contradiction.
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing
> >> >> >> >> >>>>away
> >> >> >> >> >>>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity,
> >> >> >> >> >>>Matthew.
> >> >> >> >> >>>Well
> >> >> >> >> >>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and I don't
> >> >> >> >> >>>have
> >> >> >> >> >>>any
> >> >> >> >> >>>children. But wait, what's this?
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best get
> >> >> >> >> >>>>yer
> >> >> >> >> >>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted pregnancy
> >> >> >> >> >>>through
> >> >> >> >> >>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's turned into an
> >> >> >> >> >>>accusation
> >> >> >> >> >>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been married
> >> >> >> >> >>>nine
> >> >> >> >> >>>years, I
> >> >> >> >> >>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's *this*? Just
> >> >> >> >> >>>a
> >> >> >> >> >>>couple of
> >> >> >> >> >>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure to figure
> >> >> >> >> >>>out
> >> >> >> >> >>>simple
> >> >> >> >> >>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to breed like
> >> >> >> >> >>>a
> >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin
> >> >> >> >> >>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely conscious whore
> >> >> >> >> >>>that
> >> >> >> >> >>>comes
> >> >> >> >> >>>along doesn't much help either. When your expectations are as low
> >> >> >> >> >>>as
> >> >> >> >> >>>yours
> >> >> >> >> >>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the back seat of a
> >> >> >> >> >>>car
> >> >> >> >> >>>whilst
> >> >> >> >> >>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself with.
> >> >> >> >> >>>Pretty
> >> >> >> >> >>>much
> >> >> >> >> >>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot between her
> >> >> >> >> >>>legs...hey...yer
> >> >> >> >> >>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>-- some fuckhead, in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew everything
> >> >> >> >> >>>about
> >> >> >> >> >>>me.
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like [sic] need to
> >> >> >> >> >>>breed
> >> >> >> >> >>>like a
> >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of the lowest
> >> >> >> >> >>>birth
> >> >> >> >> >>>rates
> >> >> >> >> >>>of the industrialized world?
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>Idaho
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >Where does she live?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> In Carmen Sandiego.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >where in the world is carmen sandiego?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Waldo knows.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >how do i find him to ask him
> >> >> >wheres waldo
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> Jimmy put him in the cornfield.
> >> >
> >> >does jimmy grow crack in the cornfield
> >>
> >> Liberace got into some bad crack.
> >>
> From his brother George...
>
> Or was it his boy George?
>
Curious George or Furious George...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/oct/12/uselections2004.usa1

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT
Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:

> ???hw??f wrote:
> > On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
> > Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> >
> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
> >>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
> >>>
> >>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f)
> >>>> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
> >>> waters of pure thought with:
> >>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, ???hw??f
> >>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> >>>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
> >>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
> >>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
> >>>>>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
> >>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
> >>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a REAL
> >>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food fetish,
> >>>>>> what do you think?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
> >>>>> Time for an upgrade.
> >>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
> >>>>
> >>> This is you ignoring me, huh?
> >> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining for
> >> better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not so
> >> much for you I guess.
> >>
> > You have odd tastes.
> >
> > Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
> >
> > Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
> >
> > Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
> >
> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48

--
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/oct/12/uselections2004.usa1

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 21:41:14 -0800
Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:27:44 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape..net>
> wrote:
>
> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
> >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> >
> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
> >> >wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
> >> >
> >> >>On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f)
> >> >>wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
> >> >waters of pure thought with:
> >> >>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, ???hw??f
> >> ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> >> >>>> wrote:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> >On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
> >> >>>> >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> >> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
> >> ><mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
> >> >>>> >> wrote:
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >> >T<COCK SLAP>
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a REAL
> >> >>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food fetish,
> >> >>>> what do you think?
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
> >> >>>Time for an upgrade.
> >> >>
> >> >>Let me know when you start deserving better.
> >> >>
> >> >This is you ignoring me, huh?
> >>
> >> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining for
> >> better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not so
> >> much for you I guess.
> >>
> >You have odd tastes.
> >
> >Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
> >
> >Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
> >
> >Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
>
> Here ya go, have a birthday card:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Birthday_Card.jpg
>
THats teh cute. It looks like a fatter version of our cat.

--
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/18/collins-iraq-debacle/

 

Re: Bozo's tour - the true story.

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* 'Menjy' has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
under attack:

>s007ii wrote:
>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>>>I played at *two* clubs, Koput. What are you mumbling about tours for?
>>
>>It's a form a belittlement. Aside from the staff, how many people
>>actually showed up, not counting yourself either?
>
>I was there. He played "Run, Run, Run" by Jo Jo Gunne seventy-eight times on
>the trot. The he played something by Lieutenant Pigeon. It was a bit loud,
>IIRC. The draught beer was okay.

I had given up that night, and you know it, because you had brought your entire
stash and was handing it all out. Everyone in the room had E coming out their
nose holes; it made little difference what I played, so I changed to the backup
cartridges and went for a cold one.

>[By the way - he'll be so embarrassed by this revelation, he won't post all
>day. You'll see.]

I'll bet you Ludbunski wouldn't believe where I've been.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: WAL-MART'S own Baby Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:17:05 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
wrote:

>On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:50:06 -0500
>J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:34:33 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:58:46 -0500
>> >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:25:21 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >In article <pn8f04t4u47habth1snm7cjda9bf03hcks@4ax.com>,
>> >> > Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:50:34 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >In article <u96f045bi6purqsm7r6k7ei693scj9s03d@4ax.com>,
>> >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:55:53 -0700, in
>> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
>> >> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >In article <mlte0450bmva24q23vbk2e1qcnd1ts2uua@4ax.com>,
>> >> >> >> > The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this
>> >> >> >> >> morning
>> >> >> >> >> that *another* Daedalus has crashed into the *other* tower of
>> >> >> >> >> alt.flame...
>> >> >> >> >> We're
>> >> >> >> >> under attack:
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:17 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>> >> >> >> >> >wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
>> >> >> >> >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
>> >> >> >> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report
>> >> >> >> >> >>>this
>> >> >> >> >> >>>morning
>> >> >> >> >> >>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower
>> >> >> >> >> >>>of
>> >> >> >> >> >>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>> >> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that concept
>> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>is
>> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>quite foreign to you
>> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>> >> >> >> >> >>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
>> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
>> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly if
>> >> >> >> >> >>>>>you
>> >> >> >> >> >>>>>bastards
>> >> >> >> >> >>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
>> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>> >> >> >> >> >>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle class
>> >> >> >> >> >>>>folk
>> >> >> >> >> >>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against unwanted
>> >> >> >> >> >>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like myself
>> >> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >> >>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're safe.
>> >> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >> >>>[snip]
>> >> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >> >>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and review Mr.
>> >> >> >> >> >>>Moulton's
>> >> >> >> >> >>>minefield of contradiction.
>> >> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >> >>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing
>> >> >> >> >> >>>>away
>> >> >> >> >> >>>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
>> >> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >> >>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity,
>> >> >> >> >> >>>Matthew.
>> >> >> >> >> >>>Well
>> >> >> >> >> >>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and I don't
>> >> >> >> >> >>>have
>> >> >> >> >> >>>any
>> >> >> >> >> >>>children. But wait, what's this?
>> >> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
>> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>> >> >> >> >> >>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best get
>> >> >> >> >> >>>>yer
>> >> >> >> >> >>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
>> >> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >> >>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted pregnancy
>> >> >> >> >> >>>through
>> >> >> >> >> >>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's turned into an
>> >> >> >> >> >>>accusation
>> >> >> >> >> >>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been married
>> >> >> >> >> >>>nine
>> >> >> >> >> >>>years, I
>> >> >> >> >> >>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's *this*? Just
>> >> >> >> >> >>>a
>> >> >> >> >> >>>couple of
>> >> >> >> >> >>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
>> >> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >> >>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure to figure
>> >> >> >> >> >>>out
>> >> >> >> >> >>>simple
>> >> >> >> >> >>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to breed like
>> >> >> >> >> >>>a
>> >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin
>> >> >> >> >> >>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely conscious whore
>> >> >> >> >> >>>that
>> >> >> >> >> >>>comes
>> >> >> >> >> >>>along doesn't much help either. When your expectations are as low
>> >> >> >> >> >>>as
>> >> >> >> >> >>>yours
>> >> >> >> >> >>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the back seat of a
>> >> >> >> >> >>>car
>> >> >> >> >> >>>whilst
>> >> >> >> >> >>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself with.
>> >> >> >> >> >>>Pretty
>> >> >> >> >> >>>much
>> >> >> >> >> >>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot between her
>> >> >> >> >> >>>legs...hey...yer
>> >> >> >> >> >>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
>> >> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >> >>>-- some fuckhead, in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
>> >> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >> >>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew everything
>> >> >> >> >> >>>about
>> >> >> >> >> >>>me.
>> >> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >> >>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like [sic] need to
>> >> >> >> >> >>>breed
>> >> >> >> >> >>>like a
>> >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of the lowest
>> >> >> >> >> >>>birth
>> >> >> >> >> >>>rates
>> >> >> >> >> >>>of the industrialized world?
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >>Idaho
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >Where does she live?
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> In Carmen Sandiego.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >where in the world is carmen sandiego?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Waldo knows.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >how do i find him to ask him
>> >> >> >wheres waldo
>> >> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Jimmy put him in the cornfield.
>> >> >
>> >> >does jimmy grow crack in the cornfield
>> >>
>> >> Liberace got into some bad crack.
>> >>
>> From his brother George...
>>
>> Or was it his boy George?
>>
>Curious George or Furious George...
>
>http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/oct/12/uselections2004.usa1

He's been Spurious George to me since January 2001.

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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
<turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:

>???hw??f wrote:
>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f)
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
>>>> waters of pure thought with:
>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, ???hw??f
>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a REAL
>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food fetish,
>>>>>>> what do you think?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
>>>>>> Time for an upgrade.
>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
>>>>>
>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh?
>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining for
>>> better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not so
>>> much for you I guess.
>>>
>> You have odd tastes.
>>
>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
>>
>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
>>
>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
>>
>Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?

Happy birthday, Xuhwolf.

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Spin, defined.

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
alt.flame... We're under attack:

[...]

>My only concern is pushing the right buttons to make you spaz, if that
>means letting you believe that I think you live in some particular
>location...so be it.

What we have here, folks, is something called

ad88888ba 88888888ba 88 888b 88
d8" "8b 88 "8b 88 8888b 88
Y8, 88 ,8P 88 88 `8b 88
`Y8aaaaa, 88aaaaaa8P' 88 88 `8b 88
`"""""8b, 88""""""' 88 88 `8b 88
`8b 88 88 88 `8b 88
Y8a a8P 88 88 88 `8888
"Y88888P" 88 88 88 `888 88

It occurs when someone has shit his britches in a public place so thoroughly
that there is NO OTHER WAY OUT, other than a) admitting he was wrong, or b)
making some weak attempt to weasel his way out of it.

In your case, Matthew, it already happened weeks ago, with your "I think you
mean 'there', kiddo" comment. Remember that? I hadn't even said ANYTHING yet
about where I live except for what was presented as being my point of view
("you've never even been [here] before, have you?"). I would have assumed you
would have figured out, from that subtle (and completely innocent) hint, where
"here" was. Hell, I honestly thought you knew already -- practically fucking
everyone ELSE DOES. They've known it for years.

But no. Once you had inadvertently tipped your hand, I decided to find out just
how completely dumb you really are, and added more and more blatant cues (NOT
"QUEUES", YOU FUCKING DOLT!) to see if you would eventually work it out on your
own. But you didn't.

So I aimed between your beady little eyes. I know precisely what post sent you
over the cliff: it was this one.

<7sl004d7f3s2ria1vdsl3q9uq1s19dnra6@4ax.com>

Specifically, it was this paragraph:

"I design and manage development of custom industrial software -- CAD/CAM,
document control, CNC machine data transfer networks, etc. Most of our users are
in the automotive industry, since we're based near the headquarters of many of
the country's largest automakers and their first-tier suppliers. Although I'm at
customer sites three or four times a month deploying servers or performing
upgrades, I don't get to go abroad much anymore -- save for the occasional
reseller meeting -- since all our users are domestic, alas."

Every last word of this paragraph is true. But you completely misinterpreted it.

Do you know the definition of "domestic", Matthew? It means "of or pertaining to
one's own or a particular country as apart from other countries". And "abroad"
means "in or to a foreign country or countries".

I never mentioned the specific country to which I was referring, did I, Matthew?
No. I deliberately wrote it that way because I knew you would take that and run
with it like a starving dog with a soup bone. Because I knew that in your own
narrow little world, where there is nothing but Walla Walla and Wal-Mart, where
the only international exposure you ever get is the occasional smattering of
Japanese animated programming, you would automatically assume that "domestic"
means "American", and "abroad" means "anywhere else".

The area to which I refer as being the base of many of the country's largest
automakers is Nagoya. Toyota's new world headquarters tower can be seen outside
my office window.

I have lived in the prefecture of Gifu for 16 years.

I was granted permanent residency in 1999.

I was naturalized in 2003.

Any attempt by you to claim that you "let me believe" that you had fucked up is
one... hundred... percent...

ad88888ba 88888888ba 88 888b 88
d8" "8b 88 "8b 88 8888b 88
Y8, 88 ,8P 88 88 `8b 88
`Y8aaaaa, 88aaaaaa8P' 88 88 `8b 88
`"""""8b, 88""""""' 88 88 `8b 88
`8b 88 88 88 `8b 88
Y8a a8P 88 88 88 `8888
"Y88888P" 88 88 88 `888 88


Motherfucking *checkmate*.

Now shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: Spin, defined.

The 2-Belo wrote:

>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>
>[...]
>
>>My only concern is pushing the right buttons to make you spaz, if that
>>means letting you believe that I think you live in some particular
>>location...so be it.
>
>What we have here, folks, is something called
>
> ad88888ba 88888888ba 88 888b 88
>d8" "8b 88 "8b 88 8888b 88
>Y8, 88 ,8P 88 88 `8b 88
>`Y8aaaaa, 88aaaaaa8P' 88 88 `8b 88
> `"""""8b, 88""""""' 88 88 `8b 88
> `8b 88 88 88 `8b 88
>Y8a a8P 88 88 88 `8888
> "Y88888P" 88 88 88 `888 88
>
>It occurs when someone has shit his britches in a public place so thoroughly
>that there is NO OTHER WAY OUT, other than a) admitting he was wrong, or b)
>making some weak attempt to weasel his way out of it.
>
>In your case, Matthew, it already happened weeks ago, with your "I think you
>mean 'there', kiddo" comment. Remember that? I hadn't even said ANYTHING yet
>about where I live except for what was presented as being my point of view
>("you've never even been [here] before, have you?"). I would have assumed you
>would have figured out, from that subtle (and completely innocent) hint, where
>"here" was. Hell, I honestly thought you knew already -- practically fucking
>everyone ELSE DOES. They've known it for years.
>
>But no. Once you had inadvertently tipped your hand, I decided to find out just
>how completely dumb you really are, and added more and more blatant cues (NOT
>"QUEUES", YOU FUCKING DOLT!) to see if you would eventually work it out on your
>own. But you didn't.
>
>So I aimed between your beady little eyes. I know precisely what post sent you
>over the cliff: it was this one.
>
><7sl004d7f3s2ria1vdsl3q9uq1s19dnra6@4ax.com>
>
>Specifically, it was this paragraph:
>
>"I design and manage development of custom industrial software -- CAD/CAM,
>document control, CNC machine data transfer networks, etc. Most of our users are
>in the automotive industry, since we're based near the headquarters of many of
>the country's largest automakers and their first-tier suppliers. Although I'm at
>customer sites three or four times a month deploying servers or performing
>upgrades, I don't get to go abroad much anymore -- save for the occasional
>reseller meeting -- since all our users are domestic, alas."
>
>Every last word of this paragraph is true. But you completely misinterpreted it.
>
>Do you know the definition of "domestic", Matthew? It means "of or pertaining to
>one's own or a particular country as apart from other countries". And "abroad"
>means "in or to a foreign country or countries".
>
>I never mentioned the specific country to which I was referring, did I, Matthew?
>No. I deliberately wrote it that way because I knew you would take that and run
>with it like a starving dog with a soup bone. Because I knew that in your own
>narrow little world, where there is nothing but Walla Walla and Wal-Mart, where
>the only international exposure you ever get is the occasional smattering of
>Japanese animated programming, you would automatically assume that "domestic"
>means "American", and "abroad" means "anywhere else".
>
>The area to which I refer as being the base of many of the country's largest
>automakers is Nagoya. Toyota's new world headquarters tower can be seen outside
>my office window.
>
>I have lived in the prefecture of Gifu for 16 years.
>
>I was granted permanent residency in 1999.
>
>I was naturalized in 2003.
>
>Any attempt by you to claim that you "let me believe" that you had fucked up is
>one... hundred... percent...
>
> ad88888ba 88888888ba 88 888b 88
>d8" "8b 88 "8b 88 8888b 88
>Y8, 88 ,8P 88 88 `8b 88
>`Y8aaaaa, 88aaaaaa8P' 88 88 `8b 88
> `"""""8b, 88""""""' 88 88 `8b 88
> `8b 88 88 88 `8b 88
>Y8a a8P 88 88 88 `8888
> "Y88888P" 88 88 88 `888 88
>
>
>Motherfucking *checkmate*.
>
>Now shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
Now shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.

--
Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- mhm 20x8 -- "ludus non nisi sanguineus"
http://www.reikanido.com/iacw
It exists. Thanks, Bozo.

"Did you graduate college? Have you even gone to college? Cause I've done
both, which is something I think you haven't done, because you are getting
all upset when I am proving how intelligent."

Jonathan "don't call me a homo" Herr proving how intelligent in
<47f18696$0$16691$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>

"I make over a $100 a day"
Walla Walla's very own Jamos Ludbunski bragging about his $24000 Wal-Mart salary

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

???hw??f wrote:
> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT
> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
>
>> ???hw??f wrote:
>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f)
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
>>>>> waters of pure thought with:
>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, ???hw??f
>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a REAL
>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food fetish,
>>>>>>>> what do you think?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade.
>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
>>>>>>
>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh?
>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining for
>>>> better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not so
>>>> much for you I guess.
>>>>
>>> You have odd tastes.
>>>
>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
>>>
>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
>>>
>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
>>>
>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?
>
> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48
>
Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing.

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:18
pm and wrote the following:

> hwf wrote:
>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT
>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
>>
>>> hwf wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net (hwf)
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
>>>>>> waters of pure thought with:
>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf
>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a REAL
>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food fetish,
>>>>>>>>> what do you think?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade.
>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh?
>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining for
>>>>> better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not so
>>>>> much for you I guess.
>>>>>
>>>> You have odd tastes.
>>>>
>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
>>>>
>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
>>>>
>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
>>>>
>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?
>>
>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48
>>
> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing.

48 in less than two months, yeech.
Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in.
;-)

--
Lits Slut #9
Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

FrozenNorth wrote:
> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:18
> pm and wrote the following:
>
>> hwf wrote:
>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT
>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>> hwf wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net (hwf)
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with:
>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf
>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a REAL
>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food fetish,
>>>>>>>>>> what do you think?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade.
>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh?
>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining for
>>>>>> better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not so
>>>>>> much for you I guess.
>>>>>>
>>>>> You have odd tastes.
>>>>>
>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
>>>>>
>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
>>>>>
>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
>>>>>
>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?
>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48
>>>
>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing.
>
> 48 in less than two months, yeech.
> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in.
> ;-)
>
Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more
like us

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:40
pm and wrote the following:

> FrozenNorth wrote:
>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008
>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following:
>>
>>> hwf wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT
>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> hwf wrote:
>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net
>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf
>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a
>>>>>>>>>>> REAL
>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food
>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade.
>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh?
>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining
>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not
>>>>>>> so much for you I guess.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> You have odd tastes.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?
>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48
>>>>
>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing.
>>
>> 48 in less than two months, yeech.
>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in.
>> ;-)
>>
> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more
> like us

Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting hard to
get all the limbs moving in the morning some days.
--
Lits Slut #9
Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.

 

Re: WAL-MART'S own Baby Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:17:05 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> wrote:
>
> >On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:50:06 -0500
> >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:34:33 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:58:46 -0500
> >> >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:25:21 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >In article <pn8f04t4u47habth1snm7cjda9bf03hcks@4ax.com>,
> >> >> > Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:50:34 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> >> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >In article <u96f045bi6purqsm7r6k7ei693scj9s03d@4ax.com>,
> >> >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:55:53 -0700, in
> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
> >> >> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >In article <mlte0450bmva24q23vbk2e1qcnd1ts2uua@4ax.com>,
> >> >> >> >> > The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this
> >> >> >> >> >> morning
> >> >> >> >> >> that *another* Daedalus has crashed into the *other* tower of
> >> >> >> >> >> alt.flame...
> >> >> >> >> >> We're
> >> >> >> >> >> under attack:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:17 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> >> >> >> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
> >> >> >> >> >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
> >> >> >> >> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>this
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>morning
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>of
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that concept
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>is
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>quite foreign to you
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly if
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>you
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>bastards
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle class
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>folk
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against unwanted
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like myself
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're safe.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>[snip]
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and review Mr.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>Moulton's
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>minefield of contradiction.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>away
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity,
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>Matthew.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>Well
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and I don't
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>have
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>any
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>children. But wait, what's this?
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best get
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>yer
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted pregnancy
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>through
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's turned into an
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>accusation
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been married
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>nine
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>years, I
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's *this*? Just
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>a
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>couple of
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure to figure
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>out
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>simple
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to breed like
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>a
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely conscious whore
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>that
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>comes
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>along doesn't much help either. When your expectations are as low
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>as
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>yours
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the back seat of a
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>car
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>whilst
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself with.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>Pretty
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>much
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot between her
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>legs...hey...yer
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>-- some fuckhead, in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew everything
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>about
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>me.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like [sic] need to
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>breed
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>like a
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of the lowest
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>birth
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>rates
> >> >> >> >> >> >>>of the industrialized world?
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>Idaho
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >Where does she live?
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> In Carmen Sandiego.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >where in the world is carmen sandiego?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Waldo knows.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >how do i find him to ask him
> >> >> >> >wheres waldo
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Jimmy put him in the cornfield.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >does jimmy grow crack in the cornfield
> >> >>
> >> >> Liberace got into some bad crack.
> >> >>
> >> From his brother George...
> >>
> >> Or was it his boy George?
> >>
> >Curious George or Furious George...
> >
> >http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/oct/12/uselections2004.usa1
>
> He's been Spurious George to me since January 2001.
>
9 months and counting til hes gone

Good News for Zappa Fans:
www.zappaplayszappa.com
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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

FrozenNorth wrote:
> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:40
> pm and wrote the following:
>
>> FrozenNorth wrote:
>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008
>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following:
>>>
>>>> hwf wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT
>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> hwf wrote:
>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net
>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf
>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a
>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL
>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food
>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade.
>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh?
>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining
>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not
>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You have odd tastes.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?
>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48
>>>>>
>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing.
>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech.
>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in.
>>> ;-)
>>>
>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more
>> like us
>
> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting hard to
> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days.

That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get
started again.

 

Re: WAL-MART'S own Baby Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

In article <os6dnZlpJeIKwpfVnZ2dnUVZ_qiinZ2d@centurytel.net>,
snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f) wrote:

> J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> clouded the waters of pure
> thought with:
> > On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:17:05 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:50:06 -0500
> > >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> > >
> > >> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:34:33 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> > >> wrote:
> > >>
> > >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:58:46 -0500
> > >> >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> > >> >
> > >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:25:21 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> > >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > >> >>
> > >> >> >In article <pn8f04t4u47habth1snm7cjda9bf03hcks@4ax.com>,
> > >> >> > Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:50:34 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> > >> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >In article <u96f045bi6purqsm7r6k7ei693scj9s03d@4ax.com>,
> > >> >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> > >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:55:53 -0700, in
> > >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
> > >> >> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
> > >> >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >> >In article <mlte0450bmva24q23vbk2e1qcnd1ts2uua@4ax.com>,
> > >> >> >> >> > The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> > >> >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> >> >> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed
> > >> >> >> >> >> report this
> > >> >> >> >> >> morning
> > >> >> >> >> >> that *another* Daedalus has crashed into the *other* tower
> > >> >> >> >> >> of
> > >> >> >> >> >> alt.flame...
> > >> >> >> >> >> We're
> > >> >> >> >> >> under attack:
> > >> >> >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:17 GMT, Aratzio
> > >> >> >> >> >> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >wrote:
> > >> >> >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
> > >> >> >> >> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>unconfirmed report
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>this
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>morning
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*other* tower
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>of
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>that concept
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>is
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>quite foreign to you
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>quickly if
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>you
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>bastards
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>middle class
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>folk
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>unwanted
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>myself
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>safe.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>[snip]
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>review Mr.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Moulton's
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>minefield of contradiction.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>throwing
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>away
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>insipidity,
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Matthew.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Well
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>I don't
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>have
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>any
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>children. But wait, what's this?
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>best get
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>yer
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>pregnancy
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>through
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>turned into an
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>accusation
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>married
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>nine
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>years, I
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*this*? Just
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>a
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>couple of
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>to figure
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>out
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>simple
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>breed like
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>a
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>conscious whore
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>comes
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>along doesn't much help either. When your expectations
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>are as low
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>as
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>yours
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>back seat of a
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>car
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>whilst
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>yourself with.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Pretty
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>much
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>between her
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>legs...hey...yer
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>-- some fuckhead, in
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>><grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>everything
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>about
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>me.
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>[sic] need to
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>breed
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>like a
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>the lowest
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>birth
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>rates
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>of the industrialized world?
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >> >> >>Idaho
> > >> >> >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> >> >> >Where does she live?
> > >> >> >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >> >> In Carmen Sandiego.
> > >> >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> >> >where in the world is carmen sandiego?
> > >> >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >> Waldo knows.
> > >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> >how do i find him to ask him
> > >> >> >> >wheres waldo
> > >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> Jimmy put him in the cornfield.
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> >does jimmy grow crack in the cornfield
> > >> >>
> > >> >> Liberace got into some bad crack.
> > >> >>
> > >> From his brother George...
> > >>
> > >> Or was it his boy George?
> > >>
> > >Curious George or Furious George...
> > >
> > >http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/oct/12/uselections2004.usa1
> >
> > He's been Spurious George to me since January 2001.
> >
> 9 months and counting til hes gone

in theory

arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
from the collective unconscience of odd bodkins
sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
or a babys arm holding an apple

 

Re: Spin, defined.

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* 'Menjy' has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
under attack:

>The 2-Belo wrote:
>
>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>
>>[...]
>>
>>>My only concern is pushing the right buttons to make you spaz, if that
>>>means letting you believe that I think you live in some particular
>>>location...so be it.
>>
>>What we have here, folks, is something called
>>
>> ad88888ba 88888888ba 88 888b 88
>>d8" "8b 88 "8b 88 8888b 88
>>Y8, 88 ,8P 88 88 `8b 88
>>`Y8aaaaa, 88aaaaaa8P' 88 88 `8b 88
>> `"""""8b, 88""""""' 88 88 `8b 88
>> `8b 88 88 88 `8b 88
>>Y8a a8P 88 88 88 `8888
>> "Y88888P" 88 88 88 `888 88
>>
>>It occurs when someone has shit his britches in a public place so thoroughly
>>that there is NO OTHER WAY OUT, other than a) admitting he was wrong, or b)
>>making some weak attempt to weasel his way out of it.
>>
>>In your case, Matthew, it already happened weeks ago, with your "I think you
>>mean 'there', kiddo" comment. Remember that? I hadn't even said ANYTHING yet
>>about where I live except for what was presented as being my point of view
>>("you've never even been [here] before, have you?"). I would have assumed you
>>would have figured out, from that subtle (and completely innocent) hint, where
>>"here" was. Hell, I honestly thought you knew already -- practically fucking
>>everyone ELSE DOES. They've known it for years.
>>
>>But no. Once you had inadvertently tipped your hand, I decided to find out just
>>how completely dumb you really are, and added more and more blatant cues (NOT
>>"QUEUES", YOU FUCKING DOLT!) to see if you would eventually work it out on your
>>own. But you didn't.
>>
>>So I aimed between your beady little eyes. I know precisely what post sent you
>>over the cliff: it was this one.
>>
>><7sl004d7f3s2ria1vdsl3q9uq1s19dnra6@4ax.com>
>>
>>Specifically, it was this paragraph:
>>
>>"I design and manage development of custom industrial software -- CAD/CAM,
>>document control, CNC machine data transfer networks, etc. Most of our users are
>>in the automotive industry, since we're based near the headquarters of many of
>>the country's largest automakers and their first-tier suppliers. Although I'm at
>>customer sites three or four times a month deploying servers or performing
>>upgrades, I don't get to go abroad much anymore -- save for the occasional
>>reseller meeting -- since all our users are domestic, alas."
>>
>>Every last word of this paragraph is true. But you completely misinterpreted it.
>>
>>Do you know the definition of "domestic", Matthew? It means "of or pertaining to
>>one's own or a particular country as apart from other countries". And "abroad"
>>means "in or to a foreign country or countries".
>>
>>I never mentioned the specific country to which I was referring, did I, Matthew?
>>No. I deliberately wrote it that way because I knew you would take that and run
>>with it like a starving dog with a soup bone. Because I knew that in your own
>>narrow little world, where there is nothing but Walla Walla and Wal-Mart, where
>>the only international exposure you ever get is the occasional smattering of
>>Japanese animated programming, you would automatically assume that "domestic"
>>means "American", and "abroad" means "anywhere else".
>>
>>The area to which I refer as being the base of many of the country's largest
>>automakers is Nagoya. Toyota's new world headquarters tower can be seen outside
>>my office window.
>>
>>I have lived in the prefecture of Gifu for 16 years.
>>
>>I was granted permanent residency in 1999.
>>
>>I was naturalized in 2003.
>>
>>Any attempt by you to claim that you "let me believe" that you had fucked up is
>>one... hundred... percent...
>>
>> ad88888ba 88888888ba 88 888b 88
>>d8" "8b 88 "8b 88 8888b 88
>>Y8, 88 ,8P 88 88 `8b 88
>>`Y8aaaaa, 88aaaaaa8P' 88 88 `8b 88
>> `"""""8b, 88""""""' 88 88 `8b 88
>> `8b 88 88 88 `8b 88
>>Y8a a8P 88 88 88 `8888
>> "Y88888P" 88 88 88 `888 88
>>
>>
>>Motherfucking *checkmate*.
>>
>>Now shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>Now shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
Now shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* Aratzio has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
under attack:

>On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:57:56 +0900, in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>
>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>that *another* Aratzio has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
>>under attack:
>>
>>>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:33:59 +0900, in alt.usenet.kooks, The 2-Belo
>>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>>>
>>>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>that *another* Aratzio has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
>>>>under attack:
>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:08:47 +0900, in
>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
>>>>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>>that *another* Jonathan Herr has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame...
>>>>>>We're under attack:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Is there a way that people can SEE more of japan's culture?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>How about coming the fuck over here, for one?
>>>>>
>>>>>Is it anywhere near Killdeer Mountain, North Dakota?
>>>>
>>>>Actually it's right south of International Falls. Get it? International? Har!
>>>
>>>Would not Frostbite Falls be more appropriate for this thread?
>>
>>Watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat!
>
>That trick never works.

This time, for sure!


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:06:16 +0900, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> got double secret probation for
writing:

>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>that *another* Aratzio has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
>under attack:
>
>>On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:57:56 +0900, in
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>>
>>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>that *another* Aratzio has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
>>>under attack:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:33:59 +0900, in alt.usenet.kooks, The 2-Belo
>>>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>that *another* Aratzio has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
>>>>>under attack:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:08:47 +0900, in
>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
>>>>>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>>>>>that *another* Jonathan Herr has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame...
>>>>>>>We're under attack:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Is there a way that people can SEE more of japan's culture?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>How about coming the fuck over here, for one?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Is it anywhere near Killdeer Mountain, North Dakota?
>>>>>
>>>>>Actually it's right south of International Falls. Get it? International? Har!
>>>>
>>>>Would not Frostbite Falls be more appropriate for this thread?
>>>
>>>Watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat!
>>
>>That trick never works.
>
>This time, for sure!

<ROARS>

(Shall we move on to Sherman & Peabody or Fractured Fairy Tales>


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