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  1. Re: Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

    In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:

    [..]

    >>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing away
    >>any and all free time you had or might have had.


    > A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity, Matthew. Well
    > *done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and I don't have any
    > children.


    Besides, the loss to the gene pool is negligible.

    --
    alt.flame Special Forces
    "The world is turning into a cesspool of imbeciles." -- Harlan Ellison
     
  2. Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

    On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:06:16 +0900, The 2-Belo
    <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

    >Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    >that *another* Aratzio has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
    >under attack:
    >
    >>On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:57:56 +0900, in
    >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
    >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
    >>
    >>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    >>>that *another* Aratzio has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
    >>>under attack:
    >>>
    >>>>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:33:59 +0900, in alt.usenet.kooks, The 2-Belo
    >>>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
    >>>>
    >>>>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    >>>>>that *another* Aratzio has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
    >>>>>under attack:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:08:47 +0900, in
    >>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
    >>>>>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
    >>>>>>>that *another* Jonathan Herr has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame...
    >>>>>>>We're under attack:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Is there a way that people can SEE more of japan's culture?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>How about coming the fuck over here, for one?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Is it anywhere near Killdeer Mountain, North Dakota?
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Actually it's right south of International Falls. Get it? International? Har!
    >>>>
    >>>>Would not Frostbite Falls be more appropriate for this thread?
    >>>
    >>>Watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat!

    >>
    >>That trick never works.

    >
    >This time, for sure!


    RAWR!!!!!

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    <This space for rent.>
     
  3. Re: Does Jamos Ludbunski even *know* why he writes "I hace" all the time?

    On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:03:28 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f)
    wrote:

    >dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
    >> On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:37:08 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >> >On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 14:00:04 -0400
    >> >dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
    >> >
    >> >> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:48:52 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
    >> >> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> >'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> wrote in
    >> >> >news:dm7vu3pq8gth0u0m13bi2fm30lg1kopcdh@4ax.com:
    >> >> >
    >> >> >> Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,
    >> >> >> mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker and ignoble spankard wrote:
    >> >> >>>'Menjy' wrote:
    >> >> >>>>Jonathan Herr wrote:
    >> >> >>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> [...]
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >>>>Question for you newbies: Why did he spell it "hace"?
    >> >> >>>
    >> >> >>>Slang is pretty hard to figure out when you're such a mental midget,
    >> >> >>>eh Mingy?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Oh, *I* know why you did it, Ludbunski. I bet *you* don't, however.
    >> >> >
    >> >> >Inbreeding?
    >> >>
    >> >> reptilian breeding program? molted metal?
    >> >>
    >> >Reptillainses are CUTE! But I wouldnt buy a used car from won...

    >>
    >> cute. hah! youve merely been overwhelmed by their marketing war,
    >> supposedly run by a company named geico.
    >>

    >You can tell that the animators put a lotta work into getting the motion for that
    >little guy down *perfect*. I'm not swayed to buy ins. from Geeko (used to be a
    >gubamint only ins co for gubmint werkers) but I *do* like their ads :)


    exactly! you now think retillians are cute! aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    <This space for rent.>
     
  4. ???hw??f

    ???hw??f Guest

    Re: WAL-MART'S own Baby Matthew Moulton and his views on familyplanning.

    On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 15:21:57 -0700
    mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

    > In article <os6dnZlpJeIKwpfVnZ2dnUVZ_qiinZ2d@centurytel.net>,
    > snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f) wrote:
    >
    > > J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> clouded the waters of pure
    > > thought with:
    > > > On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:17:05 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > > > wrote:
    > > >
    > > > >On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:50:06 -0500
    > > > >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    > > > >
    > > > >> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:34:33 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > > > >> wrote:
    > > > >>
    > > > >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:58:46 -0500
    > > > >> >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    > > > >> >
    > > > >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:25:21 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > > > >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > > > >> >>
    > > > >> >> >In article <pn8f04t4u47habth1snm7cjda9bf03hcks@4ax.com>,
    > > > >> >> > Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
    > > > >> >> >
    > > > >> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:50:34 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > > > >> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > > > >> >> >>
    > > > >> >> >> >In article <u96f045bi6purqsm7r6k7ei693scj9s03d@4ax.com>,
    > > > >> >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > >> >> >> >
    > > > >> >> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:55:53 -0700, in
    > > > >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > > > >> >> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > > > >> >> >> >>
    > > > >> >> >> >> >In article <mlte0450bmva24q23vbk2e1qcnd1ts2uua@4ax.com>,
    > > > >> >> >> >> > The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    > > > >> >> >> >> >
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> report this
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> morning
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> that *another* Daedalus has crashed into the *other* tower
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> of
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> alt.flame...
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> We're
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> under attack:
    > > > >> >> >> >> >>
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:17 GMT, Aratzio
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >wrote:
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>unconfirmed report
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>this
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>morning
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*other* tower
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>of
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>that concept
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>is
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>quite foreign to you
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>quickly if
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>you
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>bastards
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>middle class
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>folk
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>unwanted
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>myself
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>safe.
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>[snip]
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>review Mr.
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Moulton's
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>minefield of contradiction.
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>throwing
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>away
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>insipidity,
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Matthew.
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Well
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>I don't
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>have
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>any
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>children. But wait, what's this?
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>best get
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>yer
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>pregnancy
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>through
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>turned into an
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>accusation
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>married
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>nine
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>years, I
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*this*? Just
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>a
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>couple of
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>to figure
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>out
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>simple
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>breed like
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>a
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>conscious whore
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>comes
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>along doesn't much help either. When your expectations
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>are as low
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>as
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>yours
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>back seat of a
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>car
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>whilst
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>yourself with.
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Pretty
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>much
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>between her
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>legs...hey...yer
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>-- some fuckhead, in
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>><grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>everything
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>about
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>me.
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>[sic] need to
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>breed
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>like a
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>the lowest
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>birth
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>rates
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>of the industrialized world?
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>Idaho
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> >Where does she live?
    > > > >> >> >> >> >>
    > > > >> >> >> >> >> In Carmen Sandiego.
    > > > >> >> >> >> >
    > > > >> >> >> >> >where in the world is carmen sandiego?
    > > > >> >> >> >>
    > > > >> >> >> >> Waldo knows.
    > > > >> >> >> >
    > > > >> >> >> >how do i find him to ask him
    > > > >> >> >> >wheres waldo
    > > > >> >> >> >
    > > > >> >> >>
    > > > >> >> >> Jimmy put him in the cornfield.
    > > > >> >> >
    > > > >> >> >does jimmy grow crack in the cornfield
    > > > >> >>
    > > > >> >> Liberace got into some bad crack.
    > > > >> >>
    > > > >> From his brother George...
    > > > >>
    > > > >> Or was it his boy George?
    > > > >>
    > > > >Curious George or Furious George...
    > > > >
    > > > >http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/oct/12/uselections2004.usa1
    > > >
    > > > He's been Spurious George to me since January 2001.
    > > >

    > > 9 months and counting til hes gone :)

    >
    > in theory
    >

    You think Chimpy will pull an October Suprise by declaring martial law?
    :(

    --
    http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/19/schwarzenegger-bush/
     
  5. ???hw??f

    ???hw??f Guest

    Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

    On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT
    Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:

    > FrozenNorth wrote:
    > > Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:40
    > > pm and wrote the following:
    > >
    > >> FrozenNorth wrote:
    > >>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008
    > >>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following:
    > >>>
    > >>>> hwf wrote:
    > >>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT
    > >>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>>> hwf wrote:
    > >>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
    > >>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > >>>>>>>> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
    > >>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
    > >>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net
    > >>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
    > >>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf
    > >>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
    > >>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> REAL
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think?
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
    > >>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade.
    > >>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
    > >>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh?
    > >>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining
    > >>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not
    > >>>>>>>> so much for you I guess.
    > >>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>> You have odd tastes.
    > >>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
    > >>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
    > >>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
    > >>>>>>>
    > >>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?
    > >>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48
    > >>>>>
    > >>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing.
    > >>> 48 in less than two months, yeech.
    > >>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in.
    > >>> ;-)
    > >>>
    > >> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more
    > >> like us :)

    > >
    > > Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting hard to
    > > get all the limbs moving in the morning some days.

    >
    > That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get
    > started again.


    ROTFLMAO!

    Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else.
    Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday.

    Works for me.

    --
    http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/19/schwarzenegger-bush/
     
  6. ???hw??f

    ???hw??f Guest

    Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

    On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:51:02 -0500
    J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

    > On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
    > <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    >
    > >???hw??f wrote:
    > >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
    > >> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
    > >>
    > >>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > >>> wrote:
    > >>>
    > >>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
    > >>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
    > >>>>
    > >>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f)
    > >>>>> wrote:
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
    > >>>> waters of pure thought with:
    > >>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, ???hw??f
    > >>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > >>>>>>> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
    > >>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
    > >>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    > >>>>>>>>> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
    > >>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
    > >>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
    > >>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a REAL
    > >>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food fetish,
    > >>>>>>> what do you think?
    > >>>>>>>
    > >>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
    > >>>>>> Time for an upgrade.
    > >>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
    > >>>>>
    > >>>> This is you ignoring me, huh?
    > >>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining for
    > >>> better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not so
    > >>> much for you I guess.
    > >>>
    > >> You have odd tastes.
    > >>
    > >> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
    > >>
    > >> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
    > >>
    > >> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
    > >>

    > >Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?

    >
    > Happy birthday, Xuhwolf.
    >

    Thanks you, Juhwolf.

    --
    http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/19/schwarzenegger-bush/
     
  7. Re: WAL-MART'S own Baby Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

    In article <20080420085332.4324dfcd@vector>, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    wrote:

    > On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 15:21:57 -0700
    > mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >
    > > In article <os6dnZlpJeIKwpfVnZ2dnUVZ_qiinZ2d@centurytel.net>,
    > > snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f) wrote:
    > >
    > > > J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> clouded the waters of pure
    > > > thought with:
    > > > > On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:17:05 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > > > > wrote:
    > > > >
    > > > > >On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:50:06 -0500
    > > > > >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    > > > > >
    > > > > >> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:34:33 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > > > > >> wrote:
    > > > > >>
    > > > > >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:58:46 -0500
    > > > > >> >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    > > > > >> >
    > > > > >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:25:21 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > > > > >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > > > > >> >>
    > > > > >> >> >In article <pn8f04t4u47habth1snm7cjda9bf03hcks@4ax.com>,
    > > > > >> >> > Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
    > > > > >> >> >
    > > > > >> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:50:34 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > > > > >> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > > > > >> >> >>
    > > > > >> >> >> >In article <u96f045bi6purqsm7r6k7ei693scj9s03d@4ax.com>,
    > > > > >> >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > > >> >> >> >
    > > > > >> >> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:55:53 -0700, in
    > > > > >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair
    > > > > >> >> >> >> fheal
    > > > > >> >> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > > > > >> >> >> >>
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >In article <mlte0450bmva24q23vbk2e1qcnd1ts2uua@4ax.com>,
    > > > > >> >> >> >> > The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> unconfirmed
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> report this
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> morning
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> that *another* Daedalus has crashed into the *other*
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> tower
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> of
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> alt.flame...
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> We're
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> under attack:
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >>
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:17 GMT, Aratzio
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >wrote:
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>unconfirmed report
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>this
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>morning
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>the
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*other* tower
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>of
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>realize
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>that concept
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>is
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>quite foreign to you
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>more
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>quickly if
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>you
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>bastards
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>us
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>middle class
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>folk
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>unwanted
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>myself
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>safe.
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>[snip]
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>review Mr.
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Moulton's
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>minefield of contradiction.
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>much
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>throwing
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>away
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>insipidity,
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Matthew.
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Well
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>and
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>I don't
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>have
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>any
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>children. But wait, what's this?
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>off.
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid?
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>You
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>best get
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>yer
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>unwanted
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>pregnancy
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>through
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>turned into an
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>accusation
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>been
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>married
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>nine
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>years, I
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on!
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>What's
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*this*? Just
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>a
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>couple of
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>failure
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>to figure
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>out
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>simple
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>to
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>breed like
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>a
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>conscious whore
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>comes
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>along doesn't much help either. When your
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>expectations
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>are as low
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>as
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>yours
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>back seat of a
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>car
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>whilst
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>yourself with.
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Pretty
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>much
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>between her
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>legs...hey...yer
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>-- some fuckhead, in
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>><grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>everything
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>about
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>me.
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>[sic] need to
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>breed
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>like a
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>of
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>the lowest
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>birth
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>rates
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>of the industrialized world?
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>Idaho
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >Where does she live?
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >>
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >> In Carmen Sandiego.
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >
    > > > > >> >> >> >> >where in the world is carmen sandiego?
    > > > > >> >> >> >>
    > > > > >> >> >> >> Waldo knows.
    > > > > >> >> >> >
    > > > > >> >> >> >how do i find him to ask him
    > > > > >> >> >> >wheres waldo
    > > > > >> >> >> >
    > > > > >> >> >>
    > > > > >> >> >> Jimmy put him in the cornfield.
    > > > > >> >> >
    > > > > >> >> >does jimmy grow crack in the cornfield
    > > > > >> >>
    > > > > >> >> Liberace got into some bad crack.
    > > > > >> >>
    > > > > >> From his brother George...
    > > > > >>
    > > > > >> Or was it his boy George?
    > > > > >>
    > > > > >Curious George or Furious George...
    > > > > >
    > > > > >http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/oct/12/uselections2004.usa1
    > > > >
    > > > > He's been Spurious George to me since January 2001.
    > > > >
    > > > 9 months and counting til hes gone :)

    > >
    > > in theory
    > >

    > You think Chimpy will pull an October Suprise by declaring martial law?


    i think the only thing to stop him
    is the large number of soldiers he has pissed off

    arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
    from the collective unconscience of odd bodkins
    sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
    or a babys arm holding an apple
     
  8. Re: Bozo's tour - the true story.

    On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 01:34:14 +0200, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    wrote:

    >s007ii wrote:
    >>The 2-Belo wrote:

    >
    >[...]
    >
    >>>I played at *two* clubs, Koput. What are you mumbling about tours for?

    >>
    >>It's a form a belittlement. Aside from the staff, how many people
    >>actually showed up, not counting yourself either?

    >
    >I was there. He played "Run, Run, Run" by Jo Jo Gunne seventy-eight times on
    >the trot. The he played something by Lieutenant Pigeon. It was a bit loud,
    >IIRC. The draught beer was okay.
    >
    >[By the way - he'll be so embarrassed by this revelation , he won't post all
    >day. You'll see.]


    [archived, you liar]

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    <This space for rent.>
     
  9. Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

    On 19 Apr 2008 02:34:54 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
    <byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com> wrote:

    >In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >
    > [..]
    >
    >> OMG

    >
    > I can never quite get used to this acronym. I keep thinking it ought to
    >stand for "Orchestral Manoeuvres on the Ground".


    you did too many drugs back then, dude...

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    <This space for rent.>
     
  10. Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

    ???hw??f wrote:
    > On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT
    > Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    >
    >> FrozenNorth wrote:
    >>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:40
    >>> pm and wrote the following:
    >>>
    >>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
    >>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008
    >>>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> hwf wrote:
    >>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT
    >>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
    >>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
    >>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
    >>>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net
    >>>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
    >>>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf
    >>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
    >>>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade.
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh?
    >>>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining
    >>>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not
    >>>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> You have odd tastes.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?
    >>>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing.
    >>>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech.
    >>>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in.
    >>>>> ;-)
    >>>>>
    >>>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more
    >>>> like us :)
    >>> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting hard to
    >>> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days.

    >> That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get
    >> started again.

    >
    > ROTFLMAO!
    >
    > Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else.
    > Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday.
    >
    > Works for me.
    >


    I'll stick with coffee, 10 cups a day is the charm, but alas, eventually
    there is a crash.
     
  11. Re: WAL-MART'S own Baby Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

    On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 09:31:45 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

    >In article <20080420085332.4324dfcd@vector>, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >wrote:
    >
    >> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 15:21:57 -0700
    >> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >>
    >> > In article <os6dnZlpJeIKwpfVnZ2dnUVZ_qiinZ2d@centurytel.net>,
    >> > snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f) wrote:
    >> >
    >> > > J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> clouded the waters of pure
    >> > > thought with:
    >> > > > On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:17:05 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >> > > > wrote:
    >> > > >
    >> > > > >On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:50:06 -0500
    >> > > > >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >> > > > >
    >> > > > >> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:34:33 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >> > > > >> wrote:
    >> > > > >>
    >> > > > >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:58:46 -0500
    >> > > > >> >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    >> > > > >> >
    >> > > > >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:25:21 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >> > > > >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >> > > > >> >>
    >> > > > >> >> >In article <pn8f04t4u47habth1snm7cjda9bf03hcks@4ax.com>,
    >> > > > >> >> > Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
    >> > > > >> >> >
    >> > > > >> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:50:34 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    >> > > > >> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >> > > > >> >> >>
    >> > > > >> >> >> >In article <u96f045bi6purqsm7r6k7ei693scj9s03d@4ax.com>,
    >> > > > >> >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> > > > >> >> >> >
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:55:53 -0700, in
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> fheal
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    >> > > > >> >> >> >>
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >In article <mlte0450bmva24q23vbk2e1qcnd1ts2uua@4ax.com>,
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> > The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> unconfirmed
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> report this
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> morning
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> that *another* Daedalus has crashed into the *other*
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> tower
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> of
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> alt.flame...
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> We're
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> under attack:
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >>
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:17 GMT, Aratzio
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >wrote:
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>unconfirmed report
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>this
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>morning
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>the
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*other* tower
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>of
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>realize
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>that concept
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>is
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>quite foreign to you
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>more
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>quickly if
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>you
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>bastards
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>us
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>middle class
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>folk
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>unwanted
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>myself
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>safe.
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>[snip]
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>review Mr.
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Moulton's
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>minefield of contradiction.
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>much
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>throwing
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>away
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>insipidity,
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Matthew.
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Well
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>and
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>I don't
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>have
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>any
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>children. But wait, what's this?
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>off.
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid?
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>You
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>best get
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>yer
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>unwanted
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>pregnancy
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>through
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>turned into an
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>accusation
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>been
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>married
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>nine
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>years, I
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on!
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>What's
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*this*? Just
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>a
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>couple of
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>failure
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>to figure
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>out
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>simple
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>to
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>breed like
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>a
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>conscious whore
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>comes
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>along doesn't much help either. When your
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>expectations
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>are as low
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>as
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>yours
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>back seat of a
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>car
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>whilst
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>yourself with.
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Pretty
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>much
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>between her
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>legs...hey...yer
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>-- some fuckhead, in
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>><grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>everything
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>about
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>me.
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>[sic] need to
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>breed
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>like a
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>of
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>the lowest
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>birth
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>rates
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>of the industrialized world?
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>Idaho
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >Where does she live?
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >>
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> In Carmen Sandiego.
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> >where in the world is carmen sandiego?
    >> > > > >> >> >> >>
    >> > > > >> >> >> >> Waldo knows.
    >> > > > >> >> >> >
    >> > > > >> >> >> >how do i find him to ask him
    >> > > > >> >> >> >wheres waldo
    >> > > > >> >> >> >
    >> > > > >> >> >>
    >> > > > >> >> >> Jimmy put him in the cornfield.
    >> > > > >> >> >
    >> > > > >> >> >does jimmy grow crack in the cornfield
    >> > > > >> >>
    >> > > > >> >> Liberace got into some bad crack.
    >> > > > >> >>
    >> > > > >> From his brother George...
    >> > > > >>
    >> > > > >> Or was it his boy George?
    >> > > > >>
    >> > > > >Curious George or Furious George...
    >> > > > >
    >> > > > >http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/oct/12/uselections2004.usa1
    >> > > >
    >> > > > He's been Spurious George to me since January 2001.
    >> > > >
    >> > > 9 months and counting til hes gone :)
    >> >
    >> > in theory
    >> >

    >> You think Chimpy will pull an October Suprise by declaring martial law?

    >
    >i think the only thing to stop him
    >is the large number of soldiers he has pissed off


    Even the rock-solid conservative soldiers I know believe that the
    chimp is a doddering fuckhead.

    ---
    This is the .sig file of His AssHoliness, Raoul Xemblinosky mhm 15x12
    http://www.experiencefestival.com/raoul_xemblinosky
    http://memweb.newsguy.com/~shpxurnq
     
  12. ???hw??f

    ???hw??f Guest

    Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

    On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:45:00 GMT
    Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:

    > ???hw??f wrote:
    > > On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT
    > > Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    > >
    > >> FrozenNorth wrote:
    > >>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:40
    > >>> pm and wrote the following:
    > >>>
    > >>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
    > >>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008
    > >>>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following:
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>>> hwf wrote:
    > >>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT
    > >>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
    > >>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > >>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
    > >>>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
    > >>>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf
    > >>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
    > >>>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think?
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh?
    > >>>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining
    > >>>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not
    > >>>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess.
    > >>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>> You have odd tastes.
    > >>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
    > >>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
    > >>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
    > >>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?
    > >>>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48
    > >>>>>>>
    > >>>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing.
    > >>>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech.
    > >>>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in.
    > >>>>> ;-)
    > >>>>>
    > >>>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more
    > >>>> like us :)
    > >>> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting hard to
    > >>> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days.
    > >> That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get
    > >> started again.

    > >
    > > ROTFLMAO!
    > >
    > > Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else.
    > > Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday.
    > >
    > > Works for me.
    > >

    >
    > I'll stick with coffee, 10 cups a day is the charm, but alas, eventually
    > there is a crash.


    Ahuy Carumba!
    Thats a lotta pissin!

    --
    http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/20/mccain-earmark-abc/
     
  13. ???hw??f

    ???hw??f Guest

    Re: WAL-MART'S own Baby Matthew Moulton and his views on familyplanning.

    On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:16:24 -0500
    Dr. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@bungmunch.edu> wrote:

    > On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 09:31:45 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    >
    > >In article <20080420085332.4324dfcd@vector>, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > >wrote:
    > >
    > >> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 15:21:57 -0700
    > >> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > In article <os6dnZlpJeIKwpfVnZ2dnUVZ_qiinZ2d@centurytel.net>,
    > >> > snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f) wrote:
    > >> >
    > >> > > J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> clouded the waters of pure
    > >> > > thought with:
    > >> > > > On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:17:05 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > >> > > > wrote:
    > >> > > >
    > >> > > > >On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:50:06 -0500
    > >> > > > >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    > >> > > > >
    > >> > > > >> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:34:33 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > >> > > > >> wrote:
    > >> > > > >>
    > >> > > > >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:58:46 -0500
    > >> > > > >> >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
    > >> > > > >> >
    > >> > > > >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:25:21 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >> > > > >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > >> > > > >> >>
    > >> > > > >> >> >In article <pn8f04t4u47habth1snm7cjda9bf03hcks@4ax.com>,
    > >> > > > >> >> > Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
    > >> > > > >> >> >
    > >> > > > >> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:50:34 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    > >> > > > >> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > >> > > > >> >> >>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >In article <u96f045bi6purqsm7r6k7ei693scj9s03d@4ax.com>,
    > >> > > > >> >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:55:53 -0700, in
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> fheal
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >In article <mlte0450bmva24q23vbk2e1qcnd1ts2uua@4ax.com>,
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> > The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> unconfirmed
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> report this
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> morning
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> that *another* Daedalus has crashed into the *other*
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> tower
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> of
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> alt.flame...
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> We're
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> under attack:
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:17 GMT, Aratzio
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >wrote:
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>unconfirmed report
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>this
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>morning
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>the
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*other* tower
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>of
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>realize
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>that concept
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>is
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>quite foreign to you
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>more
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>quickly if
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>you
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>bastards
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>us
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>middle class
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>folk
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>unwanted
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>myself
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>safe.
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>[snip]
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>review Mr.
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Moulton's
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>minefield of contradiction.
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>much
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>throwing
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>away
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>any and all free time you had or might have had.
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>insipidity,
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Matthew.
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Well
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>and
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>I don't
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>have
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>any
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>children. But wait, what's this?
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>off.
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid?
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>You
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>best get
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>yer
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>unwanted
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>pregnancy
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>through
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>turned into an
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>accusation
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>been
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>married
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>nine
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>years, I
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on!
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>What's
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*this*? Just
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>a
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>couple of
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>posts ago you were accusing me of:
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>failure
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>to figure
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>out
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>simple
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>to
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>breed like
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>a
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>conscious whore
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>comes
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>along doesn't much help either. When your
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>expectations
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>are as low
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>as
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>yours
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>back seat of a
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>car
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>whilst
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>yourself with.
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Pretty
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>much
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>between her
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>legs...hey...yer
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>good to go, eh monkey boi?"
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>-- some fuckhead, in
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>><grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>everything
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>about
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>me.
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>[sic] need to
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>breed
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>like a
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>of
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>the lowest
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>birth
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>rates
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>of the industrialized world?
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>Idaho
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >Where does she live?
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> In Carmen Sandiego.
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >where in the world is carmen sandiego?
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >> Waldo knows.
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >how do i find him to ask him
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >wheres waldo
    > >> > > > >> >> >> >
    > >> > > > >> >> >>
    > >> > > > >> >> >> Jimmy put him in the cornfield.
    > >> > > > >> >> >
    > >> > > > >> >> >does jimmy grow crack in the cornfield
    > >> > > > >> >>
    > >> > > > >> >> Liberace got into some bad crack.
    > >> > > > >> >>
    > >> > > > >> From his brother George...
    > >> > > > >>
    > >> > > > >> Or was it his boy George?
    > >> > > > >>
    > >> > > > >Curious George or Furious George...
    > >> > > > >
    > >> > > > >http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/oct/12/uselections2004.usa1
    > >> > > >
    > >> > > > He's been Spurious George to me since January 2001.
    > >> > > >
    > >> > > 9 months and counting til hes gone :)
    > >> >
    > >> > in theory
    > >> >
    > >> You think Chimpy will pull an October Suprise by declaring martial law?

    > >
    > >i think the only thing to stop him
    > >is the large number of soldiers he has pissed off

    >
    > Even the rock-solid conservative soldiers I know believe that the
    > chimp is a doddering fuckhead.
    >

    With no real military experience :)

    --
    http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/20/mccain-earmark-abc/
     
  14. Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

    ???hw??f wrote:
    > On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:45:00 GMT
    > Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    >
    >> ???hw??f wrote:
    >>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT
    >>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
    >>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:40
    >>>>> pm and wrote the following:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
    >>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008
    >>>>>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
    >>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT
    >>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
    >>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh?
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining
    >>>>>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not
    >>>>>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> You have odd tastes.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?
    >>>>>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing.
    >>>>>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech.
    >>>>>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in.
    >>>>>>> ;-)
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more
    >>>>>> like us :)
    >>>>> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting hard to
    >>>>> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days.
    >>>> That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get
    >>>> started again.
    >>> ROTFLMAO!
    >>>
    >>> Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else.
    >>> Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday.
    >>>
    >>> Works for me.
    >>>

    >> I'll stick with coffee, 10 cups a day is the charm, but alas, eventually
    >> there is a crash.

    >
    > Ahuy Carumba!
    > Thats a lotta pissin!
    >

    Yeah, but it keeps Juan Valdez employed.
     
  15. ???hw??f

    ???hw??f Guest

    Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

    Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
    > ???hw??f wrote:
    > > On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:45:00 GMT
    > > Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    > >
    > >> ???hw??f wrote:
    > >>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT
    > >>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    > >>>
    > >>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
    > >>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:40
    > >>>>> pm and wrote the following:
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
    > >>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008
    > >>>>>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following:
    > >>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT
    > >>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
    > >>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think?
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh?
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>> You have odd tastes.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?
    > >>>>>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48
    > >>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing.
    > >>>>>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech.
    > >>>>>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in.
    > >>>>>>> ;-)
    > >>>>>>>
    > >>>>>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more
    > >>>>>> like us :)
    > >>>>> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting hard to
    > >>>>> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days.
    > >>>> That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get
    > >>>> started again.
    > >>> ROTFLMAO!
    > >>>
    > >>> Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else.
    > >>> Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday.
    > >>>
    > >>> Works for me.
    > >>>
    > >> I'll stick with coffee, 10 cups a day is the charm, but alas, eventually
    > >> there is a crash.

    > >
    > > Ahuy Carumba!
    > > Thats a lotta pissin!
    > >

    > Yeah, but it keeps Juan Valdez employed.
    >

    I'm suprised yuo dont do Fair Trade coffees...
    www.peacecoffee.com

    FYI

    --
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    /\__\ /\ \ /\ \ /\ \
    /:/ _/_ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \
    /:/ /\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \
    /:/ /::\ \ _____\:\ \ ___ \:\ \ ___ /::\ \
    /:/_/:/\:\__\ /::::::::\__\ /\ \ \:\__\ /\ /:/\:\__\
    \:\/:/ /:/ / \:\~~\~~\/__/ \:\ \ /:/ / \:\/:/ \/__/
    \::/ /:/ / \:\ \ \:\ /:/ / \::/__/
    \/_/:/ / \:\ \ \:\/:/ / \:\ \
    /:/ / \:\__\ \::/ / \:\__\
    \/__/ \/__/ \/__/ \/__/


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    +-+-+-+ +-+-+-+ +-+-+ +-+-+-+ +-+-+-+-+
     
  16. Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

    ???hw??f wrote:
    > Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
    >> ???hw??f wrote:
    >>> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:45:00 GMT
    >>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> ???hw??f wrote:
    >>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT
    >>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
    >>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:40
    >>>>>>> pm and wrote the following:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
    >>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008
    >>>>>>>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT
    >>>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> You have odd tastes.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?
    >>>>>>>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing.
    >>>>>>>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech.
    >>>>>>>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in.
    >>>>>>>>> ;-)
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more
    >>>>>>>> like us :)
    >>>>>>> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting hard to
    >>>>>>> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days.
    >>>>>> That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get
    >>>>>> started again.
    >>>>> ROTFLMAO!
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else.
    >>>>> Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Works for me.
    >>>>>
    >>>> I'll stick with coffee, 10 cups a day is the charm, but alas, eventually
    >>>> there is a crash.
    >>> Ahuy Carumba!
    >>> Thats a lotta pissin!
    >>>

    >> Yeah, but it keeps Juan Valdez employed.
    >>

    > I'm suprised yuo dont do Fair Trade coffees...
    > www.peacecoffee.com
    >

    I buy most of my coffee from Trader Joes and or Starbucks. Juan still
    needs a job :)
     
  17. ???hw??f

    ???hw??f Guest

    Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

    On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:48:59 GMT
    Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:

    > ???hw??f wrote:
    > > Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
    > >> ???hw??f wrote:
    > >>> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:45:00 GMT
    > >>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    > >>>
    > >>>> ???hw??f wrote:
    > >>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT
    > >>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
    > >>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:40
    > >>>>>>> pm and wrote the following:
    > >>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008
    > >>>>>>>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following:
    > >>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT
    > >>>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think?
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh?
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> You have odd tastes.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?
    > >>>>>>>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48
    > >>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing.
    > >>>>>>>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech.
    > >>>>>>>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in.
    > >>>>>>>>> ;-)
    > >>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more
    > >>>>>>>> like us :)
    > >>>>>>> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting hard to
    > >>>>>>> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days.
    > >>>>>> That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get
    > >>>>>> started again.
    > >>>>> ROTFLMAO!
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>> Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else.
    > >>>>> Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday.
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>> Works for me.
    > >>>>>
    > >>>> I'll stick with coffee, 10 cups a day is the charm, but alas, eventually
    > >>>> there is a crash.
    > >>> Ahuy Carumba!
    > >>> Thats a lotta pissin!
    > >>>
    > >> Yeah, but it keeps Juan Valdez employed.
    > >>

    > > I'm suprised yuo dont do Fair Trade coffees...
    > > www.peacecoffee.com
    > >

    > I buy most of my coffee from Trader Joes and or Starbucks. Juan still
    > needs a job :)


    FYI "Juan Valdez" was an actor...
    http://www.tvacres.com/admascots_juanvaldez.htm

    I think the pesant farmers who actually *grow* the coffee beg to differ.
     
  18. Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

    On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:36:51 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    wrote:

    >On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:48:59 GMT
    >Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    >
    >> ???hw??f wrote:
    >> > Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
    >> >> ???hw??f wrote:
    >> >>> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:45:00 GMT
    >> >>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    >> >>>
    >> >>>> ???hw??f wrote:
    >> >>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT
    >> >>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    >> >>>>>
    >> >>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
    >> >>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:40
    >> >>>>>>> pm and wrote the following:
    >> >>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
    >> >>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008
    >> >>>>>>>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following:
    >> >>>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
    >> >>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT
    >> >>>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote:
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with:
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think?
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade.
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh?
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess.
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You have odd tastes.
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?
    >> >>>>>>>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48
    >> >>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing.
    >> >>>>>>>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech.
    >> >>>>>>>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in.
    >> >>>>>>>>> ;-)
    >> >>>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more
    >> >>>>>>>> like us :)
    >> >>>>>>> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting hard to
    >> >>>>>>> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days.
    >> >>>>>> That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get
    >> >>>>>> started again.
    >> >>>>> ROTFLMAO!
    >> >>>>>
    >> >>>>> Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else.
    >> >>>>> Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday.
    >> >>>>>
    >> >>>>> Works for me.
    >> >>>>>
    >> >>>> I'll stick with coffee, 10 cups a day is the charm, but alas, eventually
    >> >>>> there is a crash.
    >> >>> Ahuy Carumba!
    >> >>> Thats a lotta pissin!
    >> >>>
    >> >> Yeah, but it keeps Juan Valdez employed.
    >> >>
    >> > I'm suprised yuo dont do Fair Trade coffees...
    >> > www.peacecoffee.com
    >> >

    >> I buy most of my coffee from Trader Joes and or Starbucks. Juan still
    >> needs a job :)

    >
    >FYI "Juan Valdez" was an actor...
    >http://www.tvacres.com/admascots_juanvaldez.htm
    >
    >I think the pesant farmers who actually *grow* the coffee beg to differ.


    so, which is more violent and ruthless: the columbian cocaine cartel,
    or the columbian coffee cartel?

    and which would win in a futbol match?

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    <This space for rent.>
     
  19. Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

    In article <4q6s045b4nm2rsfhfkiej19g85mi32v30j@4ax.com>,
    dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote:

    > On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:36:51 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > wrote:
    >
    > >On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:48:59 GMT
    > >Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    > >
    > >> ???hw??f wrote:
    > >> > Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> clouded the waters of pure
    > >> > thought with:
    > >> >> ???hw??f wrote:
    > >> >>> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:45:00 GMT
    > >> >>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    > >> >>>
    > >> >>>> ???hw??f wrote:
    > >> >>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT
    > >> >>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    > >> >>>>>
    > >> >>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
    > >> >>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19,
    > >> >>>>>>> 2008 04:40
    > >> >>>>>>> pm and wrote the following:
    > >> >>>>>>>
    > >> >>>>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
    > >> >>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April
    > >> >>>>>>>>> 19, 2008
    > >> >>>>>>>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following:
    > >> >>>>>>>>>
    > >> >>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote:
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clouded the
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with:
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> salty?
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it's a
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> food
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think?
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade.
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh?
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> whining
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> anyway, not
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess.
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You have odd tastes.
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> birfdaeyee.
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48
    > >> >>>>>>>>>>>
    > >> >>>>>>>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing.
    > >> >>>>>>>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech.
    > >> >>>>>>>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in.
    > >> >>>>>>>>> ;-)
    > >> >>>>>>>>>
    > >> >>>>>>>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they
    > >> >>>>>>>> get more
    > >> >>>>>>>> like us :)
    > >> >>>>>>> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting
    > >> >>>>>>> hard to
    > >> >>>>>>> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days.
    > >> >>>>>> That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get
    > >> >>>>>> started again.
    > >> >>>>> ROTFLMAO!
    > >> >>>>>
    > >> >>>>> Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else.
    > >> >>>>> Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday.
    > >> >>>>>
    > >> >>>>> Works for me.
    > >> >>>>>
    > >> >>>> I'll stick with coffee, 10 cups a day is the charm, but alas,
    > >> >>>> eventually
    > >> >>>> there is a crash.
    > >> >>> Ahuy Carumba!
    > >> >>> Thats a lotta pissin!
    > >> >>>
    > >> >> Yeah, but it keeps Juan Valdez employed.
    > >> >>
    > >> > I'm suprised yuo dont do Fair Trade coffees...
    > >> > www.peacecoffee.com
    > >> >
    > >> I buy most of my coffee from Trader Joes and or Starbucks. Juan still
    > >> needs a job :)

    > >
    > >FYI "Juan Valdez" was an actor...
    > >http://www.tvacres.com/admascots_juanvaldez.htm
    > >
    > >I think the pesant farmers who actually *grow* the coffee beg to differ.

    >
    > so, which is more violent and ruthless: the columbian cocaine cartel,
    > or the columbian coffee cartel?
    >
    > and which would win in a futbol match?


    the guy robbing houses while everyone else is in the stadium

    arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
    from the collective unconscience of odd bodkins
    sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
    or a babys arm holding an apple
     
  20. Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

    On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:18:15 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
    <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

    >In article <4q6s045b4nm2rsfhfkiej19g85mi32v30j@4ax.com>,
    > dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
    >
    >> On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:36:51 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >> >On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:48:59 GMT
    >> >Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    >> >
    >> >> ???hw??f wrote:
    >> >> > Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> clouded the waters of pure
    >> >> > thought with:
    >> >> >> ???hw??f wrote:
    >> >> >>> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:45:00 GMT
    >> >> >>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    >> >> >>>
    >> >> >>>> ???hw??f wrote:
    >> >> >>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT
    >> >> >>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    >> >> >>>>>
    >> >> >>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
    >> >> >>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19,
    >> >> >>>>>>> 2008 04:40
    >> >> >>>>>>> pm and wrote the following:
    >> >> >>>>>>>
    >> >> >>>>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
    >> >> >>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April
    >> >> >>>>>>>>> 19, 2008
    >> >> >>>>>>>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following:
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote:
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clouded the
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with:
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> salty?
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it's a
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> food
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think?
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade.
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh?
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> whining
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> anyway, not
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess.
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You have odd tastes.
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> birfdaeyee.
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing.
    >> >> >>>>>>>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech.
    >> >> >>>>>>>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in.
    >> >> >>>>>>>>> ;-)
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>
    >> >> >>>>>>>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they
    >> >> >>>>>>>> get more
    >> >> >>>>>>>> like us :)
    >> >> >>>>>>> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting
    >> >> >>>>>>> hard to
    >> >> >>>>>>> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days.
    >> >> >>>>>> That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get
    >> >> >>>>>> started again.
    >> >> >>>>> ROTFLMAO!
    >> >> >>>>>
    >> >> >>>>> Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else.
    >> >> >>>>> Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday.
    >> >> >>>>>
    >> >> >>>>> Works for me.
    >> >> >>>>>
    >> >> >>>> I'll stick with coffee, 10 cups a day is the charm, but alas,
    >> >> >>>> eventually
    >> >> >>>> there is a crash.
    >> >> >>> Ahuy Carumba!
    >> >> >>> Thats a lotta pissin!
    >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> Yeah, but it keeps Juan Valdez employed.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> > I'm suprised yuo dont do Fair Trade coffees...
    >> >> > www.peacecoffee.com
    >> >> >
    >> >> I buy most of my coffee from Trader Joes and or Starbucks. Juan still
    >> >> needs a job :)
    >> >
    >> >FYI "Juan Valdez" was an actor...
    >> >http://www.tvacres.com/admascots_juanvaldez.htm
    >> >
    >> >I think the pesant farmers who actually *grow* the coffee beg to differ.

    >>
    >> so, which is more violent and ruthless: the columbian cocaine cartel,
    >> or the columbian coffee cartel?
    >>
    >> and which would win in a futbol match?

    >
    >the guy robbing houses while everyone else is in the stadium


    hey! stop giving away trade secrets!

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    <This space for rent.>
     

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