Re: Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning. In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote: [..] >>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing away >>any and all free time you had or might have had. > A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity, Matthew. Well > *done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and I don't have any > children. Besides, the loss to the gene pool is negligible. -- alt.flame Special Forces "The world is turning into a cesspool of imbeciles." -- Harlan Ellison
Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy! On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:06:16 +0900, The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote: >Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning >that *another* Aratzio has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're >under attack: > >>On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:57:56 +0900, in >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated: >> >>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning >>>that *another* Aratzio has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're >>>under attack: >>> >>>>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:33:59 +0900, in alt.usenet.kooks, The 2-Belo >>>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated: >>>> >>>>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning >>>>>that *another* Aratzio has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're >>>>>under attack: >>>>> >>>>>>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:08:47 +0900, in >>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo >>>>>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated: >>>>>> >>>>>>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning >>>>>>>that *another* Jonathan Herr has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... >>>>>>>We're under attack: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Is there a way that people can SEE more of japan's culture? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>How about coming the fuck over here, for one? >>>>>> >>>>>>Is it anywhere near Killdeer Mountain, North Dakota? >>>>> >>>>>Actually it's right south of International Falls. Get it? International? Har! >>>> >>>>Would not Frostbite Falls be more appropriate for this thread? >>> >>>Watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat! >> >>That trick never works. > >This time, for sure! RAWR!!!!! -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
Re: Does Jamos Ludbunski even *know* why he writes "I hace" all the time? On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:03:28 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f) wrote: >dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> clouded the waters of pure thought with: >> On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:37:08 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >> wrote: >> >> >On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 14:00:04 -0400 >> >dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote: >> > >> >> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:48:52 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician - >> >> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> >> >> >'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> wrote in >> >> >news:dm7vu3pq8gth0u0m13bi2fm30lg1kopcdh@4ax.com: >> >> > >> >> >> Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, inept spell-lamer, public whistler, >> >> >> mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker and ignoble spankard wrote: >> >> >>>'Menjy' wrote: >> >> >>>>Jonathan Herr wrote: >> >> >>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> [...] >> >> >> >> >> >>>>Question for you newbies: Why did he spell it "hace"? >> >> >>> >> >> >>>Slang is pretty hard to figure out when you're such a mental midget, >> >> >>>eh Mingy? >> >> >> >> >> >> Oh, *I* know why you did it, Ludbunski. I bet *you* don't, however. >> >> > >> >> >Inbreeding? >> >> >> >> reptilian breeding program? molted metal? >> >> >> >Reptillainses are CUTE! But I wouldnt buy a used car from won... >> >> cute. hah! youve merely been overwhelmed by their marketing war, >> supposedly run by a company named geico. >> >You can tell that the animators put a lotta work into getting the motion for that >little guy down *perfect*. I'm not swayed to buy ins. from Geeko (used to be a >gubamint only ins co for gubmint werkers) but I *do* like their ads exactly! you now think retillians are cute! aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
Re: WAL-MART'S own Baby Matthew Moulton and his views on familyplanning. On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 15:21:57 -0700 mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote: > In article <os6dnZlpJeIKwpfVnZ2dnUVZ_qiinZ2d@centurytel.net>, > snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f) wrote: > > > J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> clouded the waters of pure > > thought with: > > > On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:17:05 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > wrote: > > > > > > >On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:50:06 -0500 > > > >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote: > > > > > > > >> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:34:33 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > >> wrote: > > > >> > > > >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:58:46 -0500 > > > >> >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote: > > > >> > > > > >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:25:21 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal > > > >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote: > > > >> >> > > > >> >> >In article <pn8f04t4u47habth1snm7cjda9bf03hcks@4ax.com>, > > > >> >> > Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote: > > > >> >> > > > > >> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:50:34 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal > > > >> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote: > > > >> >> >> > > > >> >> >> >In article <u96f045bi6purqsm7r6k7ei693scj9s03d@4ax.com>, > > > >> >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: > > > >> >> >> > > > > >> >> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:55:53 -0700, in > > > >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal > > > >> >> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated: > > > >> >> >> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >In article <mlte0450bmva24q23vbk2e1qcnd1ts2uua@4ax.com>, > > > >> >> >> >> > The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote: > > > >> >> >> >> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed > > > >> >> >> >> >> report this > > > >> >> >> >> >> morning > > > >> >> >> >> >> that *another* Daedalus has crashed into the *other* tower > > > >> >> >> >> >> of > > > >> >> >> >> >> alt.flame... > > > >> >> >> >> >> We're > > > >> >> >> >> >> under attack: > > > >> >> >> >> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:17 GMT, Aratzio > > > >> >> >> >> >> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >wrote: > > > >> >> >> >> >> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo > > > >> >> >> >> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated: > > > >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>unconfirmed report > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>this > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>morning > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*other* tower > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>of > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>alt.flame... We're under attack: > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>that concept > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>is > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>quite foreign to you > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN! > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>quickly if > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>you > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>bastards > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny. > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>middle class > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>folk > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>unwanted > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>myself > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>safe. > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>[snip] > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>review Mr. > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Moulton's > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>minefield of contradiction. > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>throwing > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>away > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>any and all free time you had or might have had. > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>insipidity, > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Matthew. > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Well > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>I don't > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>have > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>any > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>children. But wait, what's this? > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off. > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>best get > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>yer > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile. > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>pregnancy > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>through > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>turned into an > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>accusation > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>married > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>nine > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>years, I > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*this*? Just > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>a > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>couple of > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>posts ago you were accusing me of: > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>to figure > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>out > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>simple > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>breed like > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>a > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>conscious whore > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>comes > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>along doesn't much help either. When your expectations > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>are as low > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>as > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>yours > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>back seat of a > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>car > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>whilst > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>yourself with. > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Pretty > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>much > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>between her > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>legs...hey...yer > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>good to go, eh monkey boi?" > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>-- some fuckhead, in > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>><grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>. > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>everything > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>about > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>me. > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>[sic] need to > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>breed > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>like a > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>the lowest > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>birth > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>rates > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>of the industrialized world? > > > >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>Idaho > > > >> >> >> >> >> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >Where does she live? > > > >> >> >> >> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> In Carmen Sandiego. > > > >> >> >> >> > > > > >> >> >> >> >where in the world is carmen sandiego? > > > >> >> >> >> > > > >> >> >> >> Waldo knows. > > > >> >> >> > > > > >> >> >> >how do i find him to ask him > > > >> >> >> >wheres waldo > > > >> >> >> > > > > >> >> >> > > > >> >> >> Jimmy put him in the cornfield. > > > >> >> > > > > >> >> >does jimmy grow crack in the cornfield > > > >> >> > > > >> >> Liberace got into some bad crack. > > > >> >> > > > >> From his brother George... > > > >> > > > >> Or was it his boy George? > > > >> > > > >Curious George or Furious George... > > > > > > > >http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/oct/12/uselections2004.usa1 > > > > > > He's been Spurious George to me since January 2001. > > > > > 9 months and counting til hes gone > > in theory > You think Chimpy will pull an October Suprise by declaring martial law? -- http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/19/schwarzenegger-bush/
Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: > FrozenNorth wrote: > > Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:40 > > pm and wrote the following: > > > >> FrozenNorth wrote: > >>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 > >>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following: > >>> > >>>> hwf wrote: > >>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT > >>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: > >>>>> > >>>>>> hwf wrote: > >>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800 > >>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: > >>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >>>>>>>> wrote: > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> > >>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>: > >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net > >>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote: > >>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the > >>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with: > >>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf > >>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800 > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy' > >>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty? > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47. > >>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a > >>>>>>>>>>>> REAL > >>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food > >>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think? > >>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's. > >>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade. > >>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better. > >>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh? > >>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining > >>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not > >>>>>>>> so much for you I guess. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>> You have odd tastes. > >>>>>>> > >>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee. > >>>>>>> > >>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf. > >>>>>>> > >>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind. > >>>>>>> > >>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years? > >>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48 > >>>>> > >>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing. > >>> 48 in less than two months, yeech. > >>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in. > >>> ;-) > >>> > >> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more > >> like us > > > > Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting hard to > > get all the limbs moving in the morning some days. > > That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get > started again. ROTFLMAO! Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else. Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday. Works for me. -- http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/19/schwarzenegger-bush/
Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:51:02 -0500 J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote: > On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks > <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: > > >???hw??f wrote: > >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800 > >> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: > >> > >>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >>> wrote: > >>> > >>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> > >>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>: > >>>> > >>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f) > >>>>> wrote: > >>>>> > >>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the > >>>> waters of pure thought with: > >>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, ???hw??f > >>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >>>>>>> wrote: > >>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800 > >>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy' > >>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> > >>>>>>>>> wrote: > >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP> > >>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty? > >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47. > >>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a REAL > >>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food fetish, > >>>>>>> what do you think? > >>>>>>> > >>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's. > >>>>>> Time for an upgrade. > >>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better. > >>>>> > >>>> This is you ignoring me, huh? > >>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining for > >>> better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not so > >>> much for you I guess. > >>> > >> You have odd tastes. > >> > >> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee. > >> > >> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf. > >> > >> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind. > >> > >Many happy returns. How old are you in human years? > > Happy birthday, Xuhwolf. > Thanks you, Juhwolf. -- http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/19/schwarzenegger-bush/
Re: WAL-MART'S own Baby Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning. In article <20080420085332.4324dfcd@vector>, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote: > On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 15:21:57 -0700 > mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote: > > > In article <os6dnZlpJeIKwpfVnZ2dnUVZ_qiinZ2d@centurytel.net>, > > snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f) wrote: > > > > > J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> clouded the waters of pure > > > thought with: > > > > On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:17:05 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > >On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:50:06 -0500 > > > > >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote: > > > > > > > > > >> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:34:33 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > >> wrote: > > > > >> > > > > >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:58:46 -0500 > > > > >> >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote: > > > > >> > > > > > >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:25:21 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal > > > > >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote: > > > > >> >> > > > > >> >> >In article <pn8f04t4u47habth1snm7cjda9bf03hcks@4ax.com>, > > > > >> >> > Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote: > > > > >> >> > > > > > >> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:50:34 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal > > > > >> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote: > > > > >> >> >> > > > > >> >> >> >In article <u96f045bi6purqsm7r6k7ei693scj9s03d@4ax.com>, > > > > >> >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: > > > > >> >> >> > > > > > >> >> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:55:53 -0700, in > > > > >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair > > > > >> >> >> >> fheal > > > > >> >> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated: > > > > >> >> >> >> > > > > >> >> >> >> >In article <mlte0450bmva24q23vbk2e1qcnd1ts2uua@4ax.com>, > > > > >> >> >> >> > The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote: > > > > >> >> >> >> > > > > > >> >> >> >> >> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an > > > > >> >> >> >> >> unconfirmed > > > > >> >> >> >> >> report this > > > > >> >> >> >> >> morning > > > > >> >> >> >> >> that *another* Daedalus has crashed into the *other* > > > > >> >> >> >> >> tower > > > > >> >> >> >> >> of > > > > >> >> >> >> >> alt.flame... > > > > >> >> >> >> >> We're > > > > >> >> >> >> >> under attack: > > > > >> >> >> >> >> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:17 GMT, Aratzio > > > > >> >> >> >> >> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >wrote: > > > > >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated: > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>unconfirmed report > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>this > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>morning > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>the > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*other* tower > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>of > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>alt.flame... We're under attack: > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>realize > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>that concept > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>is > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>quite foreign to you > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN! > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>more > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>quickly if > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>you > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>bastards > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny. > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>us > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>middle class > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>folk > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>unwanted > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>myself > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>safe. > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>[snip] > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>review Mr. > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Moulton's > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>minefield of contradiction. > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>much > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>throwing > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>away > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>any and all free time you had or might have had. > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>insipidity, > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Matthew. > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Well > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>and > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>I don't > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>have > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>any > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>children. But wait, what's this? > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>off. > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>You > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>best get > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>yer > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile. > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>unwanted > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>pregnancy > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>through > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>turned into an > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>accusation > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>been > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>married > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>nine > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>years, I > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>What's > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*this*? Just > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>a > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>couple of > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>posts ago you were accusing me of: > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>failure > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>to figure > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>out > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>simple > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>to > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>breed like > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>a > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>conscious whore > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>comes > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>along doesn't much help either. When your > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>expectations > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>are as low > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>as > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>yours > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>back seat of a > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>car > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>whilst > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>yourself with. > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Pretty > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>much > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>between her > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>legs...hey...yer > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>good to go, eh monkey boi?" > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>-- some fuckhead, in > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>><grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>. > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>everything > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>about > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>me. > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>[sic] need to > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>breed > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>like a > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>of > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>the lowest > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>birth > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>rates > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>of the industrialized world? > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>Idaho > > > > >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >Where does she live? > > > > >> >> >> >> >> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> In Carmen Sandiego. > > > > >> >> >> >> > > > > > >> >> >> >> >where in the world is carmen sandiego? > > > > >> >> >> >> > > > > >> >> >> >> Waldo knows. > > > > >> >> >> > > > > > >> >> >> >how do i find him to ask him > > > > >> >> >> >wheres waldo > > > > >> >> >> > > > > > >> >> >> > > > > >> >> >> Jimmy put him in the cornfield. > > > > >> >> > > > > > >> >> >does jimmy grow crack in the cornfield > > > > >> >> > > > > >> >> Liberace got into some bad crack. > > > > >> >> > > > > >> From his brother George... > > > > >> > > > > >> Or was it his boy George? > > > > >> > > > > >Curious George or Furious George... > > > > > > > > > >http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/oct/12/uselections2004.usa1 > > > > > > > > He's been Spurious George to me since January 2001. > > > > > > > 9 months and counting til hes gone > > > > in theory > > > You think Chimpy will pull an October Suprise by declaring martial law? i think the only thing to stop him is the large number of soldiers he has pissed off arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned from the collective unconscience of odd bodkins sacramento - political pigsty of the western world or a babys arm holding an apple
Re: Bozo's tour - the true story. On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 01:34:14 +0200, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> wrote: >s007ii wrote: >>The 2-Belo wrote: > >[...] > >>>I played at *two* clubs, Koput. What are you mumbling about tours for? >> >>It's a form a belittlement. Aside from the staff, how many people >>actually showed up, not counting yourself either? > >I was there. He played "Run, Run, Run" by Jo Jo Gunne seventy-eight times on >the trot. The he played something by Lieutenant Pigeon. It was a bit loud, >IIRC. The draught beer was okay. > >[By the way - he'll be so embarrassed by this revelation , he won't post all >day. You'll see.] [archived, you liar] -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy! On 19 Apr 2008 02:34:54 GMT, "Avoid normal situations." <byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com> wrote: >In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote: > > [..] > >> OMG > > I can never quite get used to this acronym. I keep thinking it ought to >stand for "Orchestral Manoeuvres on the Ground". you did too many drugs back then, dude... -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of ???hw??f wrote: > On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT > Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: > >> FrozenNorth wrote: >>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:40 >>> pm and wrote the following: >>> >>>> FrozenNorth wrote: >>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 >>>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following: >>>>> >>>>>> hwf wrote: >>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT >>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> hwf wrote: >>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800 >>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> >>>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net >>>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the >>>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf >>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy' >>>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a >>>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL >>>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food >>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade. >>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh? >>>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining >>>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not >>>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> You have odd tastes. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years? >>>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48 >>>>>>> >>>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing. >>>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech. >>>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in. >>>>> ;-) >>>>> >>>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more >>>> like us >>> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting hard to >>> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days. >> That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get >> started again. > > ROTFLMAO! > > Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else. > Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday. > > Works for me. > I'll stick with coffee, 10 cups a day is the charm, but alas, eventually there is a crash.
Re: WAL-MART'S own Baby Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning. On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 09:31:45 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote: >In article <20080420085332.4324dfcd@vector>, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >wrote: > >> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 15:21:57 -0700 >> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> > In article <os6dnZlpJeIKwpfVnZ2dnUVZ_qiinZ2d@centurytel.net>, >> > snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f) wrote: >> > >> > > J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> clouded the waters of pure >> > > thought with: >> > > > On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:17:05 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >> > > > wrote: >> > > > >> > > > >On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:50:06 -0500 >> > > > >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote: >> > > > > >> > > > >> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:34:33 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >> > > > >> wrote: >> > > > >> >> > > > >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:58:46 -0500 >> > > > >> >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote: >> > > > >> > >> > > > >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:25:21 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal >> > > > >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote: >> > > > >> >> >> > > > >> >> >In article <pn8f04t4u47habth1snm7cjda9bf03hcks@4ax.com>, >> > > > >> >> > Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote: >> > > > >> >> > >> > > > >> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:50:34 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal >> > > > >> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote: >> > > > >> >> >> >> > > > >> >> >> >In article <u96f045bi6purqsm7r6k7ei693scj9s03d@4ax.com>, >> > > > >> >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >> > > > >> >> >> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:55:53 -0700, in >> > > > >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair >> > > > >> >> >> >> fheal >> > > > >> >> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated: >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >In article <mlte0450bmva24q23vbk2e1qcnd1ts2uua@4ax.com>, >> > > > >> >> >> >> > The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote: >> > > > >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> unconfirmed >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> report this >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> morning >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> that *another* Daedalus has crashed into the *other* >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> tower >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> of >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> alt.flame... >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> We're >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> under attack: >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:17 GMT, Aratzio >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >wrote: >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated: >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>unconfirmed report >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>this >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>morning >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>the >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*other* tower >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>of >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>alt.flame... We're under attack: >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>realize >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>that concept >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>is >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>quite foreign to you >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN! >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>more >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>quickly if >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>you >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>bastards >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny. >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>us >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>middle class >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>folk >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>unwanted >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>myself >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>safe. >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>[snip] >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>review Mr. >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Moulton's >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>minefield of contradiction. >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>much >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>throwing >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>away >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>any and all free time you had or might have had. >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>insipidity, >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Matthew. >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Well >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>and >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>I don't >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>have >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>any >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>children. But wait, what's this? >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>off. >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>You >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>best get >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>yer >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile. >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>unwanted >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>pregnancy >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>through >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>turned into an >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>accusation >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>been >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>married >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>nine >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>years, I >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>What's >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*this*? Just >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>a >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>couple of >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>posts ago you were accusing me of: >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>failure >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>to figure >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>out >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>simple >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>to >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>breed like >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>a >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>conscious whore >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>comes >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>along doesn't much help either. When your >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>expectations >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>are as low >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>as >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>yours >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>back seat of a >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>car >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>whilst >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>yourself with. >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Pretty >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>much >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>between her >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>legs...hey...yer >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>good to go, eh monkey boi?" >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>-- some fuckhead, in >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>><grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>. >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>everything >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>about >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>me. >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>[sic] need to >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>breed >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>like a >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>of >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>the lowest >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>birth >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>rates >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>of the industrialized world? >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>Idaho >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >Where does she live? >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> In Carmen Sandiego. >> > > > >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >where in the world is carmen sandiego? >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> > > > >> >> >> >> Waldo knows. >> > > > >> >> >> > >> > > > >> >> >> >how do i find him to ask him >> > > > >> >> >> >wheres waldo >> > > > >> >> >> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> > > > >> >> >> Jimmy put him in the cornfield. >> > > > >> >> > >> > > > >> >> >does jimmy grow crack in the cornfield >> > > > >> >> >> > > > >> >> Liberace got into some bad crack. >> > > > >> >> >> > > > >> From his brother George... >> > > > >> >> > > > >> Or was it his boy George? >> > > > >> >> > > > >Curious George or Furious George... >> > > > > >> > > > >http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/oct/12/uselections2004.usa1 >> > > > >> > > > He's been Spurious George to me since January 2001. >> > > > >> > > 9 months and counting til hes gone >> > >> > in theory >> > >> You think Chimpy will pull an October Suprise by declaring martial law? > >i think the only thing to stop him >is the large number of soldiers he has pissed off Even the rock-solid conservative soldiers I know believe that the chimp is a doddering fuckhead. --- This is the .sig file of His AssHoliness, Raoul Xemblinosky mhm 15x12 http://www.experiencefestival.com/raoul_xemblinosky http://memweb.newsguy.com/~shpxurnq
Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:45:00 GMT Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: > ???hw??f wrote: > > On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT > > Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: > > > >> FrozenNorth wrote: > >>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:40 > >>> pm and wrote the following: > >>> > >>>> FrozenNorth wrote: > >>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 > >>>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following: > >>>>> > >>>>>> hwf wrote: > >>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT > >>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: > >>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> hwf wrote: > >>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800 > >>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: > >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >>>>>>>>>> wrote: > >>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> > >>>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>: > >>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net > >>>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the > >>>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with: > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf > >>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800 > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy' > >>>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty? > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47. > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think? > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's. > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade. > >>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better. > >>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh? > >>>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining > >>>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not > >>>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess. > >>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>> You have odd tastes. > >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee. > >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf. > >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind. > >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years? > >>>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48 > >>>>>>> > >>>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing. > >>>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech. > >>>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in. > >>>>> ;-) > >>>>> > >>>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more > >>>> like us > >>> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting hard to > >>> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days. > >> That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get > >> started again. > > > > ROTFLMAO! > > > > Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else. > > Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday. > > > > Works for me. > > > > I'll stick with coffee, 10 cups a day is the charm, but alas, eventually > there is a crash. Ahuy Carumba! Thats a lotta pissin! -- http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/20/mccain-earmark-abc/
Re: WAL-MART'S own Baby Matthew Moulton and his views on familyplanning. On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:16:24 -0500 Dr. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@bungmunch.edu> wrote: > On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 09:31:45 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal > <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote: > > >In article <20080420085332.4324dfcd@vector>, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >wrote: > > > >> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 15:21:57 -0700 > >> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote: > >> > >> > In article <os6dnZlpJeIKwpfVnZ2dnUVZ_qiinZ2d@centurytel.net>, > >> > snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f) wrote: > >> > > >> > > J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> clouded the waters of pure > >> > > thought with: > >> > > > On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:17:05 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >> > > > wrote: > >> > > > > >> > > > >On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:50:06 -0500 > >> > > > >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote: > >> > > > > > >> > > > >> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:34:33 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >> > > > >> wrote: > >> > > > >> > >> > > > >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:58:46 -0500 > >> > > > >> >J. Raoul Xemblinosky <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote: > >> > > > >> > > >> > > > >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:25:21 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal > >> > > > >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote: > >> > > > >> >> > >> > > > >> >> >In article <pn8f04t4u47habth1snm7cjda9bf03hcks@4ax.com>, > >> > > > >> >> > Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote: > >> > > > >> >> > > >> > > > >> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:50:34 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal > >> > > > >> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote: > >> > > > >> >> >> > >> > > > >> >> >> >In article <u96f045bi6purqsm7r6k7ei693scj9s03d@4ax.com>, > >> > > > >> >> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: > >> > > > >> >> >> > > >> > > > >> >> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:55:53 -0700, in > >> > > > >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair > >> > > > >> >> >> >> fheal > >> > > > >> >> >> >> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated: > >> > > > >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >In article <mlte0450bmva24q23vbk2e1qcnd1ts2uua@4ax.com>, > >> > > > >> >> >> >> > The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote: > >> > > > >> >> >> >> > > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> unconfirmed > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> report this > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> morning > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> that *another* Daedalus has crashed into the *other* > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> tower > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> of > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> alt.flame... > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> We're > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> under attack: > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:17 GMT, Aratzio > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >wrote: > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> > > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:38:47 +0900, in > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated: > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>unconfirmed report > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>this > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>morning > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>the > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*other* tower > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>of > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>alt.flame... We're under attack: > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>realize > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>that concept > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>is > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>>quite foreign to you > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>CAN I GET AN AMEN! > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>more > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>quickly if > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>you > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>bastards > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>stopped squeezing out progeny. > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>us > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>middle class > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>folk > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>however find the pill to be the best defense against > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>unwanted > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>myself > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>...don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>safe. > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>[snip] > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>review Mr. > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Moulton's > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>minefield of contradiction. > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>much > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>throwing > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>away > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>any and all free time you had or might have had. > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>insipidity, > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Matthew. > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Well > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>and > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>I don't > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>have > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>any > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>children. But wait, what's this? > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>off. > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>You > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>best get > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>yer > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile. > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Right before this you were saying that avoiding > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>unwanted > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>pregnancy > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>through > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>turned into an > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>accusation > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>been > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>married > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>nine > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>years, I > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>What's > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>*this*? Just > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>a > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>couple of > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>posts ago you were accusing me of: > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>failure > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>to figure > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>out > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>simple > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>to > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>breed like > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>a > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>conscious whore > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>that > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>comes > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>along doesn't much help either. When your > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>expectations > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>are as low > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>as > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>yours > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>back seat of a > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>car > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>whilst > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>yourself with. > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Pretty > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>much > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>between her > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>legs...hey...yer > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>good to go, eh monkey boi?" > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>-- some fuckhead, in > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>><grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>. > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>everything > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>about > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>me. > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>[sic] need to > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>breed > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>like a > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>of > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>the lowest > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>birth > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>rates > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>>of the industrialized world? > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >>Idaho > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> > > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> >Where does she live? > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >> In Carmen Sandiego. > >> > > > >> >> >> >> > > >> > > > >> >> >> >> >where in the world is carmen sandiego? > >> > > > >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> >> >> >> Waldo knows. > >> > > > >> >> >> > > >> > > > >> >> >> >how do i find him to ask him > >> > > > >> >> >> >wheres waldo > >> > > > >> >> >> > > >> > > > >> >> >> > >> > > > >> >> >> Jimmy put him in the cornfield. > >> > > > >> >> > > >> > > > >> >> >does jimmy grow crack in the cornfield > >> > > > >> >> > >> > > > >> >> Liberace got into some bad crack. > >> > > > >> >> > >> > > > >> From his brother George... > >> > > > >> > >> > > > >> Or was it his boy George? > >> > > > >> > >> > > > >Curious George or Furious George... > >> > > > > > >> > > > >http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/oct/12/uselections2004.usa1 > >> > > > > >> > > > He's been Spurious George to me since January 2001. > >> > > > > >> > > 9 months and counting til hes gone > >> > > >> > in theory > >> > > >> You think Chimpy will pull an October Suprise by declaring martial law? > > > >i think the only thing to stop him > >is the large number of soldiers he has pissed off > > Even the rock-solid conservative soldiers I know believe that the > chimp is a doddering fuckhead. > With no real military experience -- http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/20/mccain-earmark-abc/
Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of ???hw??f wrote: > On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:45:00 GMT > Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: > >> ???hw??f wrote: >>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT >>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: >>> >>>> FrozenNorth wrote: >>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:40 >>>>> pm and wrote the following: >>>>> >>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote: >>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 >>>>>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> hwf wrote: >>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT >>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800 >>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> >>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net >>>>>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the >>>>>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf >>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy' >>>>>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh? >>>>>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining >>>>>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not >>>>>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> You have odd tastes. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years? >>>>>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48 >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing. >>>>>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech. >>>>>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in. >>>>>>> ;-) >>>>>>> >>>>>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more >>>>>> like us >>>>> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting hard to >>>>> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days. >>>> That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get >>>> started again. >>> ROTFLMAO! >>> >>> Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else. >>> Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday. >>> >>> Works for me. >>> >> I'll stick with coffee, 10 cups a day is the charm, but alas, eventually >> there is a crash. > > Ahuy Carumba! > Thats a lotta pissin! > Yeah, but it keeps Juan Valdez employed.
Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> clouded the waters of pure thought with: > ???hw??f wrote: > > On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:45:00 GMT > > Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: > > > >> ???hw??f wrote: > >>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT > >>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: > >>> > >>>> FrozenNorth wrote: > >>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:40 > >>>>> pm and wrote the following: > >>>>> > >>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote: > >>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 > >>>>>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following: > >>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> hwf wrote: > >>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT > >>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: > >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800 > >>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>: > >>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the > >>>>>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with: > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf > >>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800 > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy' > >>>>>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty? > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47. > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think? > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's. > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade. > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better. > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh? > >>>>>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining > >>>>>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not > >>>>>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess. > >>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>> You have odd tastes. > >>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee. > >>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf. > >>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind. > >>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years? > >>>>>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48 > >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing. > >>>>>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech. > >>>>>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in. > >>>>>>> ;-) > >>>>>>> > >>>>>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more > >>>>>> like us > >>>>> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting hard to > >>>>> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days. > >>>> That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get > >>>> started again. > >>> ROTFLMAO! > >>> > >>> Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else. > >>> Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday. > >>> > >>> Works for me. > >>> > >> I'll stick with coffee, 10 cups a day is the charm, but alas, eventually > >> there is a crash. > > > > Ahuy Carumba! > > Thats a lotta pissin! > > > Yeah, but it keeps Juan Valdez employed. > I'm suprised yuo dont do Fair Trade coffees... www.peacecoffee.com FYI -- ___ ___ ___ ___ /\__\ /\ \ /\ \ /\ \ /:/ _/_ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \ /:/ /\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \ /:/ /::\ \ _____\:\ \ ___ \:\ \ ___ /::\ \ /:/_/:/\:\__\ /::::::::\__\ /\ \ \:\__\ /\ /:/\:\__\ \:\/:/ /:/ / \:\~~\~~\/__/ \:\ \ /:/ / \:\/:/ \/__/ \::/ /:/ / \:\ \ \:\ /:/ / \::/__/ \/_/:/ / \:\ \ \:\/:/ / \:\ \ /:/ / \:\__\ \::/ / \:\__\ \/__/ \/__/ \/__/ \/__/ +-+-+-+ +-+-+-+ +-+-+ +-+-+-+ +-+-+-+-+ |S|a|y| |D|u|h| |t|o| |A|y|n| |R|a|n|d| +-+-+-+ +-+-+-+ +-+-+ +-+-+-+ +-+-+-+-+
Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of ???hw??f wrote: > Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> clouded the waters of pure thought with: >> ???hw??f wrote: >>> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:45:00 GMT >>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: >>> >>>> ???hw??f wrote: >>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT >>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote: >>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:40 >>>>>>> pm and wrote the following: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote: >>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 >>>>>>>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT >>>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800 >>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining >>>>>>>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not >>>>>>>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You have odd tastes. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years? >>>>>>>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48 >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing. >>>>>>>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech. >>>>>>>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in. >>>>>>>>> ;-) >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more >>>>>>>> like us >>>>>>> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting hard to >>>>>>> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days. >>>>>> That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get >>>>>> started again. >>>>> ROTFLMAO! >>>>> >>>>> Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else. >>>>> Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday. >>>>> >>>>> Works for me. >>>>> >>>> I'll stick with coffee, 10 cups a day is the charm, but alas, eventually >>>> there is a crash. >>> Ahuy Carumba! >>> Thats a lotta pissin! >>> >> Yeah, but it keeps Juan Valdez employed. >> > I'm suprised yuo dont do Fair Trade coffees... > www.peacecoffee.com > I buy most of my coffee from Trader Joes and or Starbucks. Juan still needs a job
Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:48:59 GMT Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: > ???hw??f wrote: > > Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> clouded the waters of pure thought with: > >> ???hw??f wrote: > >>> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:45:00 GMT > >>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: > >>> > >>>> ???hw??f wrote: > >>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT > >>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: > >>>>> > >>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote: > >>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:40 > >>>>>>> pm and wrote the following: > >>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote: > >>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 > >>>>>>>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following: > >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT > >>>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800 > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>: > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with: > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800 > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy' > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty? > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47. > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think? > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's. > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade. > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better. > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh? > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess. > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> You have odd tastes. > >>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee. > >>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf. > >>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind. > >>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years? > >>>>>>>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48 > >>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing. > >>>>>>>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech. > >>>>>>>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in. > >>>>>>>>> ;-) > >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more > >>>>>>>> like us > >>>>>>> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting hard to > >>>>>>> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days. > >>>>>> That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get > >>>>>> started again. > >>>>> ROTFLMAO! > >>>>> > >>>>> Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else. > >>>>> Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday. > >>>>> > >>>>> Works for me. > >>>>> > >>>> I'll stick with coffee, 10 cups a day is the charm, but alas, eventually > >>>> there is a crash. > >>> Ahuy Carumba! > >>> Thats a lotta pissin! > >>> > >> Yeah, but it keeps Juan Valdez employed. > >> > > I'm suprised yuo dont do Fair Trade coffees... > > www.peacecoffee.com > > > I buy most of my coffee from Trader Joes and or Starbucks. Juan still > needs a job FYI "Juan Valdez" was an actor... http://www.tvacres.com/admascots_juanvaldez.htm I think the pesant farmers who actually *grow* the coffee beg to differ.
Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:36:51 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote: >On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:48:59 GMT >Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: > >> ???hw??f wrote: >> > Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> clouded the waters of pure thought with: >> >> ???hw??f wrote: >> >>> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:45:00 GMT >> >>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: >> >>> >> >>>> ???hw??f wrote: >> >>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT >> >>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: >> >>>>> >> >>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote: >> >>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:40 >> >>>>>>> pm and wrote the following: >> >>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote: >> >>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 >> >>>>>>>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following: >> >>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote: >> >>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT >> >>>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: >> >>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800 >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800 >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy' >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty? >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47. >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think? >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's. >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade. >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better. >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh? >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess. >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You have odd tastes. >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee. >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf. >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind. >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years? >> >>>>>>>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48 >> >>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing. >> >>>>>>>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech. >> >>>>>>>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in. >> >>>>>>>>> ;-) >> >>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more >> >>>>>>>> like us >> >>>>>>> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting hard to >> >>>>>>> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days. >> >>>>>> That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get >> >>>>>> started again. >> >>>>> ROTFLMAO! >> >>>>> >> >>>>> Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else. >> >>>>> Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday. >> >>>>> >> >>>>> Works for me. >> >>>>> >> >>>> I'll stick with coffee, 10 cups a day is the charm, but alas, eventually >> >>>> there is a crash. >> >>> Ahuy Carumba! >> >>> Thats a lotta pissin! >> >>> >> >> Yeah, but it keeps Juan Valdez employed. >> >> >> > I'm suprised yuo dont do Fair Trade coffees... >> > www.peacecoffee.com >> > >> I buy most of my coffee from Trader Joes and or Starbucks. Juan still >> needs a job > >FYI "Juan Valdez" was an actor... >http://www.tvacres.com/admascots_juanvaldez.htm > >I think the pesant farmers who actually *grow* the coffee beg to differ. so, which is more violent and ruthless: the columbian cocaine cartel, or the columbian coffee cartel? and which would win in a futbol match? -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of In article <4q6s045b4nm2rsfhfkiej19g85mi32v30j@4ax.com>, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote: > On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:36:51 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > wrote: > > >On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:48:59 GMT > >Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: > > > >> ???hw??f wrote: > >> > Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> clouded the waters of pure > >> > thought with: > >> >> ???hw??f wrote: > >> >>> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:45:00 GMT > >> >>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: > >> >>> > >> >>>> ???hw??f wrote: > >> >>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT > >> >>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: > >> >>>>> > >> >>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote: > >> >>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, > >> >>>>>>> 2008 04:40 > >> >>>>>>> pm and wrote the following: > >> >>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote: > >> >>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April > >> >>>>>>>>> 19, 2008 > >> >>>>>>>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following: > >> >>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote: > >> >>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT > >> >>>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: > >> >>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800 > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clouded the > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800 > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy' > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> salty? > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47. > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it's a > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> food > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think? > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's. > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade. > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better. > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh? > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> whining > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> anyway, not > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess. > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You have odd tastes. > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> birfdaeyee. > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf. > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind. > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years? > >> >>>>>>>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48 > >> >>>>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing. > >> >>>>>>>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech. > >> >>>>>>>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in. > >> >>>>>>>>> ;-) > >> >>>>>>>>> > >> >>>>>>>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they > >> >>>>>>>> get more > >> >>>>>>>> like us > >> >>>>>>> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting > >> >>>>>>> hard to > >> >>>>>>> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days. > >> >>>>>> That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get > >> >>>>>> started again. > >> >>>>> ROTFLMAO! > >> >>>>> > >> >>>>> Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else. > >> >>>>> Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday. > >> >>>>> > >> >>>>> Works for me. > >> >>>>> > >> >>>> I'll stick with coffee, 10 cups a day is the charm, but alas, > >> >>>> eventually > >> >>>> there is a crash. > >> >>> Ahuy Carumba! > >> >>> Thats a lotta pissin! > >> >>> > >> >> Yeah, but it keeps Juan Valdez employed. > >> >> > >> > I'm suprised yuo dont do Fair Trade coffees... > >> > www.peacecoffee.com > >> > > >> I buy most of my coffee from Trader Joes and or Starbucks. Juan still > >> needs a job > > > >FYI "Juan Valdez" was an actor... > >http://www.tvacres.com/admascots_juanvaldez.htm > > > >I think the pesant farmers who actually *grow* the coffee beg to differ. > > so, which is more violent and ruthless: the columbian cocaine cartel, > or the columbian coffee cartel? > > and which would win in a futbol match? the guy robbing houses while everyone else is in the stadium arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned from the collective unconscience of odd bodkins sacramento - political pigsty of the western world or a babys arm holding an apple
Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:18:15 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote: >In article <4q6s045b4nm2rsfhfkiej19g85mi32v30j@4ax.com>, > dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote: > >> On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:36:51 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >> wrote: >> >> >On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:48:59 GMT >> >Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: >> > >> >> ???hw??f wrote: >> >> > Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> clouded the waters of pure >> >> > thought with: >> >> >> ???hw??f wrote: >> >> >>> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:45:00 GMT >> >> >>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: >> >> >>> >> >> >>>> ???hw??f wrote: >> >> >>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT >> >> >>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: >> >> >>>>> >> >> >>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote: >> >> >>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, >> >> >>>>>>> 2008 04:40 >> >> >>>>>>> pm and wrote the following: >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >>>>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote: >> >> >>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April >> >> >>>>>>>>> 19, 2008 >> >> >>>>>>>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following: >> >> >>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote: >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote: >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote: >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800 >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>: >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote: >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clouded the >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with: >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800 >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy' >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> salty? >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47. >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it's a >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> food >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think? >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's. >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade. >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better. >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh? >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> whining >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> anyway, not >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess. >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You have odd tastes. >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> birfdaeyee. >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf. >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind. >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years? >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48 >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>>>>>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing. >> >> >>>>>>>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech. >> >> >>>>>>>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in. >> >> >>>>>>>>> ;-) >> >> >>>>>>>>> >> >> >>>>>>>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they >> >> >>>>>>>> get more >> >> >>>>>>>> like us >> >> >>>>>>> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting >> >> >>>>>>> hard to >> >> >>>>>>> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days. >> >> >>>>>> That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get >> >> >>>>>> started again. >> >> >>>>> ROTFLMAO! >> >> >>>>> >> >> >>>>> Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else. >> >> >>>>> Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday. >> >> >>>>> >> >> >>>>> Works for me. >> >> >>>>> >> >> >>>> I'll stick with coffee, 10 cups a day is the charm, but alas, >> >> >>>> eventually >> >> >>>> there is a crash. >> >> >>> Ahuy Carumba! >> >> >>> Thats a lotta pissin! >> >> >>> >> >> >> Yeah, but it keeps Juan Valdez employed. >> >> >> >> >> > I'm suprised yuo dont do Fair Trade coffees... >> >> > www.peacecoffee.com >> >> > >> >> I buy most of my coffee from Trader Joes and or Starbucks. Juan still >> >> needs a job >> > >> >FYI "Juan Valdez" was an actor... >> >http://www.tvacres.com/admascots_juanvaldez.htm >> > >> >I think the pesant farmers who actually *grow* the coffee beg to differ. >> >> so, which is more violent and ruthless: the columbian cocaine cartel, >> or the columbian coffee cartel? >> >> and which would win in a futbol match? > >the guy robbing houses while everyone else is in the stadium hey! stop giving away trade secrets! -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>