ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
> On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:36:51 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> wrote:
>
> >On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:48:59 GMT
> >Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> >
> >> ???hw??f wrote:
> >> > Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
> >> >> ???hw??f wrote:
> >> >>> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:45:00 GMT
> >> >>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> ???hw??f wrote:
> >> >>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT
> >> >>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
> >> >>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:40
> >> >>>>>>> pm and wrote the following:
> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008
> >> >>>>>>>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following:
> >> >>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT
> >> >>>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think?
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade.
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh?
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess.
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You have odd tastes.
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?
> >> >>>>>>>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing.
> >> >>>>>>>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech.
> >> >>>>>>>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in.
> >> >>>>>>>>> ;-)
> >> >>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more
> >> >>>>>>>> like us
> >> >>>>>>> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting hard to
> >> >>>>>>> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days.
> >> >>>>>> That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get
> >> >>>>>> started again.
> >> >>>>> ROTFLMAO!
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else.
> >> >>>>> Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday.
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> Works for me.
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>> I'll stick with coffee, 10 cups a day is the charm, but alas, eventually
> >> >>>> there is a crash.
> >> >>> Ahuy Carumba!
> >> >>> Thats a lotta pissin!
> >> >>>
> >> >> Yeah, but it keeps Juan Valdez employed.
> >> >>
> >> > I'm suprised yuo dont do Fair Trade coffees...
> >> > www.peacecoffee.com
> >> >
> >> I buy most of my coffee from Trader Joes and or Starbucks. Juan still
> >> needs a job
> >
> >FYI "Juan Valdez" was an actor...
> >http://www.tvacres.com/admascots_juanvaldez.htm
> >
> >I think the pesant farmers who actually *grow* the coffee beg to differ.
>
> so, which is more violent and ruthless: the columbian cocaine cartel,
> or the columbian coffee cartel?
>
The american coffee distributors of course.
The people who grow it have little power to set price.
The people who ship it tend to make the largest share of the profit.
So with Fair Trade coffe you eliminate the middleman and give *more*
profit to the growers.
FYI

> and which would win in a futbol match?
>
Coke makes you fearless and pain free so I'd bet on the
coke feinds.

--
www.earthjustice.org

 

Re: Spin, defined.

On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:04:34 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>that *another* 'Menjy' has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
>under attack:
>
>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>
>>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>
>>>[...]
>>>
>>>>My only concern is pushing the right buttons to make you spaz, if that
>>>>means letting you believe that I think you live in some particular
>>>>location...so be it.
>>>
>>>What we have here, folks, is something called
>>>
>>> ad88888ba 88888888ba 88 888b 88
>>>d8" "8b 88 "8b 88 8888b 88
>>>Y8, 88 ,8P 88 88 `8b 88
>>>`Y8aaaaa, 88aaaaaa8P' 88 88 `8b 88
>>> `"""""8b, 88""""""' 88 88 `8b 88
>>> `8b 88 88 88 `8b 88
>>>Y8a a8P 88 88 88 `8888
>>> "Y88888P" 88 88 88 `888 88
>>>
>>>It occurs when someone has shit his britches in a public place so thoroughly
>>>that there is NO OTHER WAY OUT, other than a) admitting he was wrong, or b)
>>>making some weak attempt to weasel his way out of it.
>>>
>>>In your case, Matthew, it already happened weeks ago, with your "I think you
>>>mean 'there', kiddo" comment. Remember that? I hadn't even said ANYTHING yet
>>>about where I live except for what was presented as being my point of view
>>>("you've never even been [here] before, have you?"). I would have assumed you
>>>would have figured out, from that subtle (and completely innocent) hint, where
>>>"here" was. Hell, I honestly thought you knew already -- practically fucking
>>>everyone ELSE DOES. They've known it for years.
>>>
>>>But no. Once you had inadvertently tipped your hand, I decided to find out just
>>>how completely dumb you really are, and added more and more blatant cues (NOT
>>>"QUEUES", YOU FUCKING DOLT!) to see if you would eventually work it out on your
>>>own. But you didn't.
>>>
>>>So I aimed between your beady little eyes. I know precisely what post sent you
>>>over the cliff: it was this one.
>>>
>>><7sl004d7f3s2ria1vdsl3q9uq1s19dnra6@4ax.com>
>>>
>>>Specifically, it was this paragraph:
>>>
>>>"I design and manage development of custom industrial software -- CAD/CAM,
>>>document control, CNC machine data transfer networks, etc. Most of our users are
>>>in the automotive industry, since we're based near the headquarters of many of
>>>the country's largest automakers and their first-tier suppliers. Although I'm at
>>>customer sites three or four times a month deploying servers or performing
>>>upgrades, I don't get to go abroad much anymore -- save for the occasional
>>>reseller meeting -- since all our users are domestic, alas."
>>>
>>>Every last word of this paragraph is true. But you completely misinterpreted it.
>>>
>>>Do you know the definition of "domestic", Matthew? It means "of or pertaining to
>>>one's own or a particular country as apart from other countries". And "abroad"
>>>means "in or to a foreign country or countries".
>>>
>>>I never mentioned the specific country to which I was referring, did I, Matthew?
>>>No. I deliberately wrote it that way because I knew you would take that and run
>>>with it like a starving dog with a soup bone. Because I knew that in your own
>>>narrow little world, where there is nothing but Walla Walla and Wal-Mart, where
>>>the only international exposure you ever get is the occasional smattering of
>>>Japanese animated programming, you would automatically assume that "domestic"
>>>means "American", and "abroad" means "anywhere else".
>>>
>>>The area to which I refer as being the base of many of the country's largest
>>>automakers is Nagoya. Toyota's new world headquarters tower can be seen outside
>>>my office window.
>>>
>>>I have lived in the prefecture of Gifu for 16 years.
>>>
>>>I was granted permanent residency in 1999.
>>>
>>>I was naturalized in 2003.
>>>
>>>Any attempt by you to claim that you "let me believe" that you had fucked up is
>>>one... hundred... percent...
>>>
>>> ad88888ba 88888888ba 88 888b 88
>>>d8" "8b 88 "8b 88 8888b 88
>>>Y8, 88 ,8P 88 88 `8b 88
>>>`Y8aaaaa, 88aaaaaa8P' 88 88 `8b 88
>>> `"""""8b, 88""""""' 88 88 `8b 88
>>> `8b 88 88 88 `8b 88
>>>Y8a a8P 88 88 88 `8888
>>> "Y88888P" 88 88 88 `888 88
>>>
>>>
>>>Motherfucking *checkmate*.
>>>
>>>Now shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>Now shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>Now shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.

LOL...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ludbunski

That really never stops being funny. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:20:37 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
wrote:

>On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 21:41:14 -0800
>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:27:44 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
>> >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
>> >> >wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
>> >> >
>> >> >>On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f)
>> >> >>wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
>> >> >waters of pure thought with:
>> >> >>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, ???hw??f
>> >> ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> >> >>>> wrote:
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> >On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
>> >> >>>> >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>> >> >>>> >
>> >> >>>> >> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
>> >> ><mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>> >> >>>> >> wrote:
>> >> >>>> >>
>> >> >>>> >> >T<COCK SLAP>
>> >> >>>> >>
>> >> >>>> >> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
>> >> >>>> >>
>> >> >>>> >Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a REAL
>> >> >>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food fetish,
>> >> >>>> what do you think?
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
>> >> >>>Time for an upgrade.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>Let me know when you start deserving better.
>> >> >>
>> >> >This is you ignoring me, huh?
>> >>
>> >> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining for
>> >> better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not so
>> >> much for you I guess.
>> >>
>> >You have odd tastes.
>> >
>> >Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
>> >
>> >Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
>> >
>> >Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
>>
>> Here ya go, have a birthday card:
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Birthday_Card.jpg
>>
>THats teh cute. It looks like a fatter version of our cat.

I like to call her "Plumpous".

She's a spoiled little bitch, that's for sure.
--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:04:03 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f)
wrote:

>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
>> On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:36:51 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:48:59 GMT
>> >Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
>> >
>> >> ???hw??f wrote:
>> >> > Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
>> >> >> ???hw??f wrote:
>> >> >>> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:45:00 GMT
>> >> >>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>> ???hw??f wrote:
>> >> >>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT
>> >> >>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
>> >> >>>>>
>> >> >>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:40
>> >> >>>>>>> pm and wrote the following:
>> >> >>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008
>> >> >>>>>>>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think?
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh?
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You have odd tastes.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing.
>> >> >>>>>>>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech.
>> >> >>>>>>>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in.
>> >> >>>>>>>>> ;-)
>> >> >>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more
>> >> >>>>>>>> like us
>> >> >>>>>>> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting hard to
>> >> >>>>>>> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days.
>> >> >>>>>> That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get
>> >> >>>>>> started again.
>> >> >>>>> ROTFLMAO!
>> >> >>>>>
>> >> >>>>> Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else.
>> >> >>>>> Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday.
>> >> >>>>>
>> >> >>>>> Works for me.
>> >> >>>>>
>> >> >>>> I'll stick with coffee, 10 cups a day is the charm, but alas, eventually
>> >> >>>> there is a crash.
>> >> >>> Ahuy Carumba!
>> >> >>> Thats a lotta pissin!
>> >> >>>
>> >> >> Yeah, but it keeps Juan Valdez employed.
>> >> >>
>> >> > I'm suprised yuo dont do Fair Trade coffees...
>> >> > www.peacecoffee.com
>> >> >
>> >> I buy most of my coffee from Trader Joes and or Starbucks. Juan still
>> >> needs a job
>> >
>> >FYI "Juan Valdez" was an actor...
>> >http://www.tvacres.com/admascots_juanvaldez.htm
>> >
>> >I think the pesant farmers who actually *grow* the coffee beg to differ.
>>
>> so, which is more violent and ruthless: the columbian cocaine cartel,
>> or the columbian coffee cartel?
>>
>The american coffee distributors of course.
>The people who grow it have little power to set price.
>The people who ship it tend to make the largest share of the profit.
>So with Fair Trade coffe you eliminate the middleman and give *more*
>profit to the growers.
>FYI

but are their any columbian neckties found in columbian coffee
culture?

>> and which would win in a futbol match?
>>
>Coke makes you fearless and pain free so I'd bet on the
>coke feinds.

this seems too simplistic to me.

wouldnt big coffee hire big talent?

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

Re: Spin, defined.

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
alt.flame... We're under attack:

[...]

>>>> ad88888ba 88888888ba 88 888b 88
>>>>d8" "8b 88 "8b 88 8888b 88
>>>>Y8, 88 ,8P 88 88 `8b 88
>>>>`Y8aaaaa, 88aaaaaa8P' 88 88 `8b 88
>>>> `"""""8b, 88""""""' 88 88 `8b 88
>>>> `8b 88 88 88 `8b 88
>>>>Y8a a8P 88 88 88 `8888
>>>> "Y88888P" 88 88 88 `888 88
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Motherfucking *checkmate*.
>>>>
>>>>Now shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>>Now shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>Now shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>
>LOL...
>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ludbunski
>
>That really never stops being funny. ^_^

Neither does your consistent flight in terror from the truth.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: Spin, defined.

On Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:27:14 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>
>[...]
>
>>>>> ad88888ba 88888888ba 88 888b 88
>>>>>d8" "8b 88 "8b 88 8888b 88
>>>>>Y8, 88 ,8P 88 88 `8b 88
>>>>>`Y8aaaaa, 88aaaaaa8P' 88 88 `8b 88
>>>>> `"""""8b, 88""""""' 88 88 `8b 88
>>>>> `8b 88 88 88 `8b 88
>>>>>Y8a a8P 88 88 88 `8888
>>>>> "Y88888P" 88 88 88 `888 88
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Motherfucking *checkmate*.
>>>>>
>>>>>Now shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>>>Now shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>>Now shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>
>>LOL...
>>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ludbunski
>>
>>That really never stops being funny. ^_^
>
>Neither does your consistent flight in terror from the truth.

so, matthew, do you insist on stocking the diapers personally, or just
wrangle how to do it off camera?

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

Re: Spin, defined.

On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:26:38 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
wrote:

>On Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:27:14 +0900, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>
>>[...]
>>
>>>>>> ad88888ba 88888888ba 88 888b 88
>>>>>>d8" "8b 88 "8b 88 8888b 88
>>>>>>Y8, 88 ,8P 88 88 `8b 88
>>>>>>`Y8aaaaa, 88aaaaaa8P' 88 88 `8b 88
>>>>>> `"""""8b, 88""""""' 88 88 `8b 88
>>>>>> `8b 88 88 88 `8b 88
>>>>>>Y8a a8P 88 88 88 `8888
>>>>>> "Y88888P" 88 88 88 `888 88
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Motherfucking *checkmate*.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Now shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>>>>Now shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>>>Now shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>>
>>>LOL...
>>>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ludbunski
>>>
>>>That really never stops being funny. ^_^
>>
>>Neither does your consistent flight in terror from the truth.
>
>so, matthew, do you insist on stocking the diapers personally, or just
>wrangle how to do it off camera?

Piggy backing for lames again, Daevy? Tsch, tsch, tsch, let me know
if you ever grow the balls to reply directly...of course, if you do,
I'll just chop 'em off again, Xanax Boi. LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

???hw??f wrote:
> On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:48:59 GMT
> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
>
>> ???hw??f wrote:
>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
>>>> ???hw??f wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:45:00 GMT
>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> ???hw??f wrote:
>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT
>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:40
>>>>>>>>> pm and wrote the following:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008
>>>>>>>>>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You have odd tastes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing.
>>>>>>>>>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech.
>>>>>>>>>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in.
>>>>>>>>>>> ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more
>>>>>>>>>> like us
>>>>>>>>> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting hard to
>>>>>>>>> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days.
>>>>>>>> That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get
>>>>>>>> started again.
>>>>>>> ROTFLMAO!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else.
>>>>>>> Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Works for me.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'll stick with coffee, 10 cups a day is the charm, but alas, eventually
>>>>>> there is a crash.
>>>>> Ahuy Carumba!
>>>>> Thats a lotta pissin!
>>>>>
>>>> Yeah, but it keeps Juan Valdez employed.
>>>>
>>> I'm suprised yuo dont do Fair Trade coffees...
>>> www.peacecoffee.com
>>>
>> I buy most of my coffee from Trader Joes and or Starbucks. Juan still
>> needs a job
>
> FYI "Juan Valdez" was an actor...
> http://www.tvacres.com/admascots_juanvaldez.htm
>
> I think the pesant farmers who actually *grow* the coffee beg to differ.
>
I know Juan Valdez was an actor, just like the Frito Bandito and that
indian who was the poster boy for not littering back in he 70's (he was
actually an Italian and not an Indian). I was shocked to see that Rula
Lenska was actually a real person though.

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

On Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:30:27 GMT
Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:

> ???hw??f wrote:
> > On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:48:59 GMT
> > Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> >
> >> ???hw??f wrote:
> >>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
> >>>> ???hw??f wrote:
> >>>>> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:45:00 GMT
> >>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> ???hw??f wrote:
> >>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT
> >>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:40
> >>>>>>>>> pm and wrote the following:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008
> >>>>>>>>>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following:
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You have odd tastes.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing.
> >>>>>>>>>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech.
> >>>>>>>>>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in.
> >>>>>>>>>>> ;-)
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more
> >>>>>>>>>> like us
> >>>>>>>>> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting hard to
> >>>>>>>>> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days.
> >>>>>>>> That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get
> >>>>>>>> started again.
> >>>>>>> ROTFLMAO!
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else.
> >>>>>>> Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Works for me.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>> I'll stick with coffee, 10 cups a day is the charm, but alas, eventually
> >>>>>> there is a crash.
> >>>>> Ahuy Carumba!
> >>>>> Thats a lotta pissin!
> >>>>>
> >>>> Yeah, but it keeps Juan Valdez employed.
> >>>>
> >>> I'm suprised yuo dont do Fair Trade coffees...
> >>> www.peacecoffee.com
> >>>
> >> I buy most of my coffee from Trader Joes and or Starbucks. Juan still
> >> needs a job
> >
> > FYI "Juan Valdez" was an actor...
> > http://www.tvacres.com/admascots_juanvaldez.htm
> >
> > I think the pesant farmers who actually *grow* the coffee beg to differ.
> >
> I know Juan Valdez was an actor, just like the Frito Bandito

IFAIK, that was never played by a live actor.
IT was a cartoon that was denounced by the latino community for promoting racist concepts.


> and that
> indian who was the poster boy for not littering back in he 70's (he was
> actually an Italian and not an Indian).

IIRC he was an actor named "Iron Eyes Cody".
Lets g00gle it!
Snopes say yer right:
http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/ironeyes.asp
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Eyes_Cody
Looks like he was born here, just not NA.
Well I liked him anyway so there, nyeah


> I was shocked to see that Rula
> Lenska was actually a real person though.

No idea who that is.

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:52:51 -0400
dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote:

> On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:04:03 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f)
> wrote:
>
> >dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
> >> On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:36:51 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:48:59 GMT
> >> >Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> ???hw??f wrote:
> >> >> > Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
> >> >> >> ???hw??f wrote:
> >> >> >>> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:45:00 GMT
> >> >> >>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>> ???hw??f wrote:
> >> >> >>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT
> >> >> >>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:40
> >> >> >>>>>>> pm and wrote the following:
> >> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008
> >> >> >>>>>>>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think?
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh?
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You have odd tastes.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>> ;-)
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more
> >> >> >>>>>>>> like us
> >> >> >>>>>>> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting hard to
> >> >> >>>>>>> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days.
> >> >> >>>>>> That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get
> >> >> >>>>>> started again.
> >> >> >>>>> ROTFLMAO!
> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >>>>> Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else.
> >> >> >>>>> Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday.
> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >>>>> Works for me.
> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >>>> I'll stick with coffee, 10 cups a day is the charm, but alas, eventually
> >> >> >>>> there is a crash.
> >> >> >>> Ahuy Carumba!
> >> >> >>> Thats a lotta pissin!
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> Yeah, but it keeps Juan Valdez employed.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> > I'm suprised yuo dont do Fair Trade coffees...
> >> >> > www.peacecoffee.com
> >> >> >
> >> >> I buy most of my coffee from Trader Joes and or Starbucks. Juan still
> >> >> needs a job
> >> >
> >> >FYI "Juan Valdez" was an actor...
> >> >http://www.tvacres.com/admascots_juanvaldez.htm
> >> >
> >> >I think the pesant farmers who actually *grow* the coffee beg to differ.
> >>
> >> so, which is more violent and ruthless: the columbian cocaine cartel,
> >> or the columbian coffee cartel?
> >>
> >The american coffee distributors of course.
> >The people who grow it have little power to set price.
> >The people who ship it tend to make the largest share of the profit.
> >So with Fair Trade coffe you eliminate the middleman and give *more*
> >profit to the growers.
> >FYI
>
> but are their any columbian neckties found in columbian coffee
> culture?
>
What? Speak american engrish!

> >> and which would win in a futbol match?
> >>
> >Coke makes you fearless and pain free so I'd bet on the
> >coke feinds.
>
> this seems too simplistic to me.
>
> wouldnt big coffee hire big talent?
>

Just buy the game and have the other side loose.

--
www.smirkingchimp.com

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:12:13 -0800
Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:20:37 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape..net>
> wrote:
>
> >On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 21:41:14 -0800
> >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> >
> >> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:27:44 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
> >> >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> >> >> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
> >> >> >wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >>On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f)
> >> >> >>wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
> >> >> >waters of pure thought with:
> >> >> >>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, ???hw??f
> >> >> ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> >> >> >>>> wrote:
> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >>>> >On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
> >> >> >>>> >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> >> >> >>>> >
> >> >> >>>> >> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
> >> >> ><mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
> >> >> >>>> >> wrote:
> >> >> >>>> >>
> >> >> >>>> >> >T<COCK SLAP>
> >> >> >>>> >>
> >> >> >>>> >> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
> >> >> >>>> >>
> >> >> >>>> >Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a REAL
> >> >> >>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food fetish,
> >> >> >>>> what do you think?
> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >>>I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
> >> >> >>>Time for an upgrade.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>Let me know when you start deserving better.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >This is you ignoring me, huh?
> >> >>
> >> >> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining for
> >> >> better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not so
> >> >> much for you I guess.
> >> >>
> >> >You have odd tastes.
> >> >
> >> >Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
> >> >
> >> >Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
> >> >
> >> >Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
> >>
> >> Here ya go, have a birthday card:
> >> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Birthday_Card.jpg
> >>
> >THats teh cute. It looks like a fatter version of our cat.
>
> I like to call her "Plumpous".
>
> She's a spoiled little bitch, that's for sure.

Aw...send her to cat-finishing school.

--
www.smirkingchimp.com

 

Re: Spin, defined.

On Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:27:14 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>
>[...]
>
>>>>> ad88888ba 88888888ba 88 888b 88
>>>>>d8" "8b 88 "8b 88 8888b 88
>>>>>Y8, 88 ,8P 88 88 `8b 88
>>>>>`Y8aaaaa, 88aaaaaa8P' 88 88 `8b 88
>>>>> `"""""8b, 88""""""' 88 88 `8b 88
>>>>> `8b 88 88 88 `8b 88
>>>>>Y8a a8P 88 88 88 `8888
>>>>> "Y88888P" 88 88 88 `888 88
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Motherfucking *checkmate*.
>>>>>
>>>>>Now shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>>>Now shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>>Now shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>
>>LOL...
>>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ludbunski
>>
>>That really never stops being funny. ^_^
>
>Neither does your consistent flight in terror from the truth.

This coming from the fuckwit who routinely snips out whole sections of
my posts due his fear of being bitch slapped with reality. Project
much?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Spin, defined.

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
alt.flame... We're under attack:

>On Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:27:14 +0900, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>
>>[...]
>>
>>>>>> ad88888ba 88888888ba 88 888b 88
>>>>>>d8" "8b 88 "8b 88 8888b 88
>>>>>>Y8, 88 ,8P 88 88 `8b 88
>>>>>>`Y8aaaaa, 88aaaaaa8P' 88 88 `8b 88
>>>>>> `"""""8b, 88""""""' 88 88 `8b 88
>>>>>> `8b 88 88 88 `8b 88
>>>>>>Y8a a8P 88 88 88 `8888
>>>>>> "Y88888P" 88 88 88 `888 88
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Motherfucking *checkmate*.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Now shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>>>>Now shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>>>Now shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
>>>
>>>LOL...
>>>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ludbunski
>>>
>>>That really never stops being funny. ^_^
>>
>>Neither does your consistent flight in terror from the truth.
>
>This coming from the fuckwit who routinely snips out whole sections of
>my po

Your worthless opinion of what I do with your ultra-verbose postings doesn't
concern me, stockboy. If you want to *answer* the cloud of ridicule hanging over
you, then by all fucking means. If you want to run away from the thread so fast
you hit 88 mph and end up screwing your mom in 1955, so be it. But do not yip at
me over and over for gutting your bulbous articles.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: Spin, defined.

In alt.flame Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:26:38 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
> wrote:

[..]

> Piggy backing for lames again, Daevy? Tsch, tsch, tsch, let me know
> if you ever grow the balls to reply directly...of course, if you do,
> I'll just chop 'em off again, Xanax Boi.

Do you kiss Lum with that mouth?

--
alt.flame Special Forces
"I just think God hits some people with the talent stick harder than He hits
others. And it kills a lot of people. It's like dynamite: they blow up. Like
Dylan Thomas or Thomas Wolfe." -- Stephen King

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

???hw??f wrote:
> On Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:30:27 GMT
> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
>
>> ???hw??f wrote:
>>> On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:48:59 GMT
>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>> ???hw??f wrote:
>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
>>>>>> ???hw??f wrote:
>>>>>>> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:45:00 GMT
>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ???hw??f wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT
>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:40
>>>>>>>>>>> pm and wrote the following:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You have odd tastes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more
>>>>>>>>>>>> like us
>>>>>>>>>>> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting hard to
>>>>>>>>>>> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days.
>>>>>>>>>> That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get
>>>>>>>>>> started again.
>>>>>>>>> ROTFLMAO!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else.
>>>>>>>>> Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Works for me.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I'll stick with coffee, 10 cups a day is the charm, but alas, eventually
>>>>>>>> there is a crash.
>>>>>>> Ahuy Carumba!
>>>>>>> Thats a lotta pissin!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yeah, but it keeps Juan Valdez employed.
>>>>>>
>>>>> I'm suprised yuo dont do Fair Trade coffees...
>>>>> www.peacecoffee.com
>>>>>
>>>> I buy most of my coffee from Trader Joes and or Starbucks. Juan still
>>>> needs a job
>>> FYI "Juan Valdez" was an actor...
>>> http://www.tvacres.com/admascots_juanvaldez.htm
>>>
>>> I think the pesant farmers who actually *grow* the coffee beg to differ.
>>>
>> I know Juan Valdez was an actor, just like the Frito Bandito
>
> IFAIK, that was never played by a live actor.
> IT was a cartoon that was denounced by the latino community for promoting racist concepts.
>
The voice was done by a real actor one site says it was Mel Blanc who
did the voice. The Latino community also denounced the cleaning product
"Spic'n Span" as being a racist name.

>
>> and that
>> indian who was the poster boy for not littering back in he 70's (he was
>> actually an Italian and not an Indian).
>
> IIRC he was an actor named "Iron Eyes Cody".
> Lets g00gle it!
> Snopes say yer right:
> http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/ironeyes.asp
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Eyes_Cody
> Looks like he was born here, just not NA.
> Well I liked him anyway so there, nyeah

He looked like a real indian though. God know why they didn't use a real
Indian, but that's Hollywood.
>
>
>> I was shocked to see that Rula
>> Lenska was actually a real person though.
>
> No idea who that is.

Star of international stage and screen. Advertised V05 products. Not
being well acquainted with international stage she looked to me like
another hollywood invention like the Maytag man or Mr. Wipple.

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 05:28:31 GMT
Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:

> ???hw??f wrote:
> > On Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:30:27 GMT
> > Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> >
> >> ???hw??f wrote:
> >>> On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:48:59 GMT
> >>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> ???hw??f wrote:
> >>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
> >>>>>> ???hw??f wrote:
> >>>>>>> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:45:00 GMT
> >>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> ???hw??f wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:40:13 GMT
> >>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008 04:40
> >>>>>>>>>>> pm and wrote the following:
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> FrozenNorth wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks took a can of maroon spray paint on April 19, 2008
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 04:18 pm and wrote the following:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:29:34 GMT
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rev Turd Fredericks <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hwf wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:42 -0800
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:18:40 -0500, hwf <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote<j7vc049g0srsk5fbnvtmvr2af8gmiiuu1t@4ax.com>:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (hwf) wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> waters of pure thought with:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, hwf
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy'
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T<COCK SLAP>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> REAL
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetish, what do you think?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for an upgrade.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let me know when you start deserving better.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is you ignoring me, huh?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who said I wanted to ignore you? Watching you flail about whining
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for better material is damn entertaining...well, for me anyway, not
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so much for you I guess.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You have odd tastes.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Today is my birfday so I'm going to wish myself a happy birfdaeyee.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Happy Birtfdaey Snuhwolf.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thank you Snuhwolf.You are too kind.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Many happy returns. How old are you in human years?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...48
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Me too. Although I'm trying to avoid that grave thing.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 48 in less than two months, yeech.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Wife just turned 40 today, time to trade her in.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> ;-)
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, they start getting cranky at that age, so basically they get more
> >>>>>>>>>>>> like us
> >>>>>>>>>>> Hey, I'm not cranky, creaky however is a different story. Getting hard to
> >>>>>>>>>>> get all the limbs moving in the morning some days.
> >>>>>>>>>> That's what meth is for, if you never stop, you never have to get
> >>>>>>>>>> started again.
> >>>>>>>>> ROTFLMAO!
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Give up water for tea. Never drink anything else.
> >>>>>>>>> Just big 16oz tumblers of tea...all day...everyday.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Works for me.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> I'll stick with coffee, 10 cups a day is the charm, but alas, eventually
> >>>>>>>> there is a crash.
> >>>>>>> Ahuy Carumba!
> >>>>>>> Thats a lotta pissin!
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>> Yeah, but it keeps Juan Valdez employed.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>> I'm suprised yuo dont do Fair Trade coffees...
> >>>>> www.peacecoffee.com
> >>>>>
> >>>> I buy most of my coffee from Trader Joes and or Starbucks. Juan still
> >>>> needs a job
> >>> FYI "Juan Valdez" was an actor...
> >>> http://www.tvacres.com/admascots_juanvaldez.htm
> >>>
> >>> I think the pesant farmers who actually *grow* the coffee beg to differ.
> >>>
> >> I know Juan Valdez was an actor, just like the Frito Bandito
> >
> > IFAIK, that was never played by a live actor.
> > IT was a cartoon that was denounced by the latino community for promoting racist concepts.
> >
> The voice was done by a real actor one site says it was Mel Blanc who
> did the voice. The Latino community also denounced the cleaning product
> "Spic'n Span" as being a racist name.
>
Not popular with the hired help...

> >
> >> and that
> >> indian who was the poster boy for not littering back in he 70's (he was
> >> actually an Italian and not an Indian).
> >
> > IIRC he was an actor named "Iron Eyes Cody".
> > Lets g00gle it!
> > Snopes say yer right:
> > http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/ironeyes.asp
> > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Eyes_Cody
> > Looks like he was born here, just not NA.
> > Well I liked him anyway so there, nyeah
>
> He looked like a real indian though. God know why they didn't use a real
> Indian, but that's Hollywood.
>
He offered them a deal they couldnt refuse?

> >
> >> I was shocked to see that Rula
> >> Lenska was actually a real person though.
> >
> > No idea who that is.
>
> Star of international stage and screen. Advertised V05 products. Not
> being well acquainted with international stage she looked to me like
> another hollywood invention like the Maytag man or Mr. Wipple.

I recall her being sort of hot...

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Re: Spin, defined.

On 24 Apr 2008 05:16:02 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
<byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com> wrote:

>In alt.flame Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>> On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:26:38 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>> wrote:
>
> [..]
>
>> Piggy backing for lames again, Daevy? Tsch, tsch, tsch, let me know
>> if you ever grow the balls to reply directly...of course, if you do,
>> I'll just chop 'em off again, Xanax Boi.
>
> Do you felch Lum with that mouth?

IFYPFY
YW
HAND
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<This space for rent.>

 

Re: Spin, defined.

On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:11:01 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>This coming from the fuckwit who routinely snips out whole sections of
>>my po

>Yo<COCK SLAP>

Decided to suck my cock, eh? And so shortly after you started reading
my post too.

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