ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

"Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>Archie Leach wrote:
>> "Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>> "Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>>>>>> Ludbunski wrote:
>>>>>>> "Jonathan Herr" wrote:
>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [snip "Cool for Cats"]
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame and
>>>>>>>> make yourself look 'cool' aren't ya?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Actually the truly sad part is that he probably really did come
>>>>>>> up with that piece of boring tripe all on his own...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Bwahahaha!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> and it probably took
>>>>>>> him about a week to come up with it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yeah, must've taken him ages. You fucking imbecile.
>>>>>
>>>>> Says the one with a granny's version of a fight club signature.
>>>>
>>>> I really don't think you want to go there.
>>>>
>>>> But hey, don't let common sense stop you.
>>>
>>> It's just weird is all.. If you want to have fight club, then post a
>>> fight club sig...
>>
>> So why do you assert that Menjy's is a "fight club signature"?
>
>Well even though I haven't seen the movie "Fight Club", I do know that one
>of the lines from Fight Club is one of the 'rules' of fight club, that there
>is no fight club.
>
>This is the exact thing he's saying by stating, "All hail the grand poobah
>of the knitting circle"(There is a fight club/knitting circle) and that
>"there is no knitting circle".(There is no fight club/knitting circle)
>
>Basically, he's confirming and disproving the existance of the 'club' at the
>same time.

1.) There is no cabal.

2.) The Knitting Circle is The Cabal.

Conclusion:

3.) There is no Knitting Circle.

QED

 

The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Jonathan Herr totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>
>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>> Jonathan Herr totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>> cloud of snot:
>>>
>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>> "Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:30:04 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>>>>> <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:46:24 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>>>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last
>>>>>>>>>>>>> more than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic
>>>>>>>>>>>>> coward.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat
>>>>>>>>>>>> plow makes them.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Pussy
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> is Good.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Pervert
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Homo.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> you're just saying that 'cause he has the job of hole puncher in
>>>>>>> the donunt factory.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And you're sticking up for him there then? Do i detect a bit of
>>>>>> brownnosing going on?
>>>>>
>>>>> Cut it out, Tjanner.
>>>>
>>>> Who? What? Never heard of him/her.
>>>
>>> Have you heard of Google, you lazy homo?
>>
>>Yes I have, and what's with all the people calling homo?
>
>88 88 ,ad8888ba, 88b d88 ,ad8888ba,
>88 88 d8"' `"8b 888b d888 d8"' `"8b
>88 88 d8' `8b 88`8b d8'88 d8' `8b
>88aaaaaaaa88 88 88 88 `8b d8' 88 88 88
>88""""""""88 88 88 88 `8b d8' 88 88 88
>88 88 Y8, ,8P 88 `8b d8' 88 Y8, ,8P
>88 88 Y8a. .a8P 88 `888' 88 Y8a. .a8P
>88 88 `"Y8888Y"' 88 `8' 88 `"Y8888Y"'
>
>>Jeez... I kind of see why you'd accuse me of being this Tjanner character...
>>what with all the spelling nit-picking and the insults... but I assure you,
>>that me and Tjanner are two seperate people.
>
>That is, until the lights are turned down low...

Which is where the lights stay when Koputz flies out to Helsinki for
his annual "cuddle and fellate" with Kristian Tanner vacation.

 

Raving poofter Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

Jonathan Herr wrote:
>Archie Leach wrote:

[...]

>> So why do you assert that Menjy's is a "fight club signature"?
>
>Well even though I haven't seen the movie "Fight Club", I do know that one
>of the lines from Fight Club is one of the 'rules' of fight club, that there
>is no fight club.
>
>This is the exact thing he's saying by stating, "All hail the grand poobah
>of the knitting circle"(There is a fight club/knitting circle) and that
>"there is no knitting circle".(There is no fight club/knitting circle)
>
>Basically, he's confirming and disproving the existance of the 'club' at the
>same time.

There's no pulling the wool over your eyes, is there?

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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:45:39 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
<raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:35:12 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:48:21 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>><raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:40:15 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>Ludbunski wrote:
>>>>>"Jonathan Herr" wrote:
>>>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>
>>>>[snip "Cool for Cats"]
>>>>
>>>>>>Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame and make yourself
>>>>>>look 'cool' aren't ya?
>>>>>
>>>>>Actually the truly sad part is that he probably really did come up
>>>>>with that piece of boring tripe all on his own...
>>>>
>>>>Bwahahaha!
>>>>
>>>>>and it probably took
>>>>>him about a week to come up with it.
>>>>
>>>>Yeah, must've taken him ages. You fucking imbecile.
>>>
>>>It probably took Rocky even longer to come up with the Iliad and the
>>>Odyssey.
>>
>>youre not quite right, xemblinosky.
>
>I suppose you're one of those Peisistratean recension conspiracy
>theorists.

homer dont do that. <whack>

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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:23:21 +0000, metro-golden-meower
<metro-golden-meower@meow.org> wrote:

>>Pogo? Ugh... before my time. Not that I even care to know about it...

>you're just saying that because you think its a pole dancer at a gay
>bar, gay bar, mr electic six.

Autoflame Grade: A+

Hey Metrosexual Golden Shower, the next time you fumble a lame like
that check to make sure you actually mentioned the WORD "pole" in the
post, otherwise it's pretty gawd damn fuckin apparent whose having
THAT lil fantasy, you cock shitting butt plunger. Face it d00d...yer
an ass tampon...an asspon. LOL

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Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:24:31 +0000, metro-golden-meower
<metro-golden-meower@meow.org> wrote:

>none else is going to do it, so i'll be nice and make the effort and
>point you in the right direction. go check out the links in the 2's,
>raoul's and menjy's sigs. and then, if you are capable of it, a troll
>through groups.google for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>alt.fan.karl-malden.nose and alt.usenet.kooks which are all entwined
>ng's. you'll get a far better idea of what all the meowing is about,
>what the empire of meow is along with flaming and upa.

The real truth is that the meowers are all a bunch of queermo furfags
that yiff each other in their fur suits all day long. The whole
cascading thing...yeah it's like one giant froup circlejerk yiff-fest.

>if you do that, you may just have an inkling as to why you've been
>used and abuzed for sport by anyone who can be botherd with you and
>realize why we have been laughing at _YOUR_ ignorance and stupidity.

You know you've reached a whole fuckin new level of sad when you have
to stop every other post to try and convince the guy yer laming of how
much he's supposedly being "abuzed" for sport. Granted suffering
through most of the shit dribble that you retarded wonders churn out
is rather vexing, but it's nothing that the good 'ol delete key can't
solve in a hurry.

Free cl00 for ya newfag...if you were REALLY hurting your
opponent...you wouldn't have a NEED to stop and try and convince them
(and everyone else) of it.

>sadly for you, you are a newb who's come into something that has a
>loooooooooooong history and have been gobshing about that which you
>know nothing of. which has been all highly entertaining so far, matey.

....so you're proud of the fact that you've spent YEARS cascading
monosyllabic words across Usenet...WOW...boy somebody sure needs a
hobby. Why don't you take up drinking, at least that way there's a
possibility that you could kill yourself via alcohol poisoning and
then relieve the world of your wretched idiocy.

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Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

Onideus Mad Hatter totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of
snot:

[...]

>The real truth is that the meowers are all a bunch of queermo furfags
>that yiff each other in their fur suits all day long.

This from a guy whose entire schtick is based on huge-eyed Japanese pop culture
teat-sucking anime nerditude and cute emoticons like \(^0^)/ ? Give us all a
fucking break, you worthless putz.


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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 18:28:15 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of
>snot:
>
>[...]
>
>>The real truth is that the meowers are all a bunch of queermo furfags
>>that yiff each other in their fur suits all day long.

>This from a guy whose entire schtick is based on huge-eyed Japanese pop culture
>teat-sucking anime nerditude and cute emoticons like \(^0^)/ ? Give us all a
>fucking break, you worthless putz.

Way to rape the newfag level cliche's there, Bilbo. Free cl00, the
tweenage muppet fuck crowd calls it "wapanese" now. At least try and
keep up with yer lames, you little shit encrusted panty liner stain.

PS - if you weren't such a narrow minded little ass hat wearing
monthly bitch stain you would have enough cognitive capacity to
comprehend that a great deal of the sites and art that I've done isn't
even REMOTELY Japanese in nature. Of course, if you actually had that
level of intelligence, then you'd probably also be able to comprehend
that when one is making money off idiots like yourself...good to go
with what's popular. Hell my sprite generator alone churns out a good
$100 bucks a month off dribblers like you, and that's just with Google
spam ads. LOL

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http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Jamos Ludbunski's Greatest Hits

Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,
mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker and ignoble spankard wrote:

[...]

>[...] newfag [...] Free cl00 [...] tweenage muppet fuck [...] yer lames
>[...] you little shit encrusted panty liner stain [...] little ass hat
>wearing monthly bitch stain [...] cognitive capacity [...] comprehend
>[...] comprehend [...] idiots like yourself [...] LOL

Ugh.

Do yourself a favour, and shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.

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Animedeus Mad Fanboi. (was Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of homos.)

Onideus Mad Hatter totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of
snot:

>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 18:28:15 +0900, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of
>>snot:
>>
>>[...]
>>
>>>The real truth is that the meowers are all a bunch of queermo furfags
>>>that yiff each other in their fur suits all day long.
>
>>This from a guy whose entire schtick is based on huge-eyed Japanese pop culture
>>teat-sucking anime nerditude and cute emoticons like \(^0^)/ ? Give us all a
>>fucking break, you worthless putz.
>
>Way to rape the newfag level cliche's there, Bilbo. Free cl00

What is it with you and "cl00"? Do you have some sort of pathological aversion
to spelling words like adults would?

>the tweenage muppet fuck crowd calls it "wapanese" now.

I tend to call the phenomenon "fapanese" -- because that's what you sick little
twits are doing back in your bedroom with all your Sailor Moon dolls,
fapfapfapfpapfapfapafappityfap -- but the terminology makes little difference.

>a great deal of the sites and art that I've done isn't even REMOTELY Japanese

Sure, the Care Bears site isn't Japanese (The Care Bears! For chrissake!). And
Yoga Online isn't Japanese. Hahahaskjadsljfalkshha. And the murky graphic of
Batman grasping his crotch isn't Japanese. Heeehahahaha. But who gives a shit
about your hokey artwork? Your blog links: Megatokyo! The Powerpuff Girls
doujinshi! Doujinshi! What language is that, Ludbunski? And your blog is a
Flash-driven wasteland, sparsely populated with video clips of Serial
Experiments Lain? Cyborg Kuro-chan? Excel Saga? Oh My Goddess? Fucking
DRAGONBALL? What country were ALL of these produced, Ludbunski? Just about every
single thing you've posted on your stupid site is a veritable Japanese
nerdtastic masturbatory bonanza of cutesy-wutesy animoo-moo that was swiped off
of YouTube and whomever smug little English teacher in Tokyo with a TV input
card could rip off his television and post on mutual jack-off sites to make
themselves feel like they're bringers of rare artifacts from the Other Side.

Fuck, I'd be willing to bet that your entire silly career as a Graphic
Designer(tm) is an elaborate cover to fuel your real intentions, which is of
course to pretend all this shit is still hard-to-find eastern Oriental UBAR
ITAMS so you can show them off to people who don't know better, to inflate your
ego like a helium-filled party balloon. You know *all* about this crap, don't
you? Who drew what anime in what year for what network and who did the
voice-over for what character and who did the shitty English subtitling? Have
you yet advanced to the final stage of the disease and taken Japanese classes so
you could drop random phrases on innocent passersby?

Oh, hell, you've likely never even fucking been here before. Or if you were, it
was for about nine goddamned days, and you went back and acted like you had
walked on the surface of Phobos and brought back gifts.

If that's the case, I suggest you eat a hot taco pizza, wait about nine hours,
and take a nice steaming shit on your passport.

>Hell my sprite generator alone churns out a good
>$100 bucks a month off dribblers like you, and that's just with Google
>spam ads.

Meanwhile, the rest of us have real jobs. You snot-nosed fanboi.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
Emperor, Meow (Retired, on generous military pension)
afk-mn WebCenter: http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999
(Upgraded to Diamond in 2005)
aavf3: mhm21x20

"I'll admit that DOES sound pretty stupid, now that I
look at it." -- Jonathan "I AM NOT A HOMO!" Herr,
brilliantly flaming himself while postulating that printed
words make audible noise, in 47e344fd$0$12550$4c368faf@roadrunner.com

 

Re: Jamos Ludbunski's Greatest Hits

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:18:23 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>Do yo<COCK SLAP>

I have a better idea...how about I...don't! Yeah, I think I'll do
that, just because I know how much it torments you, child.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:56:15 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>The 2-Belo wrote:
>> Jonathan Herr totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>> cloud of snot:
>>
>>> The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>> Jonathan Herr totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>> cloud of snot:
>>>>
>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>> "Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:30:04 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>>>>>> <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:46:24 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> last more than a dozen posts before running away like a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pathetic coward.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think
>>>>>>>>>>>>> meat plow makes them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Pussy
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> is Good.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Pervert
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Homo.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> you're just saying that 'cause he has the job of hole puncher in
>>>>>>>> the donunt factory.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And you're sticking up for him there then? Do i detect a bit of
>>>>>>> brownnosing going on?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Cut it out, Tjanner.
>>>>>
>>>>> Who? What? Never heard of him/her.
>>>>
>>>> Have you heard of Google, you lazy homo?
>>>
>>> Yes I have, and what's with all the people calling homo?
>>
>> 88 88 ,ad8888ba, 88b d88 ,ad8888ba,
>> 88 88 d8"' `"8b 888b d888 d8"' `"8b
>> 88 88 d8' `8b 88`8b d8'88 d8' `8b
>> 88aaaaaaaa88 88 88 88 `8b d8' 88 88 88
>> 88""""""""88 88 88 88 `8b d8' 88 88 88
>> 88 88 Y8, ,8P 88 `8b d8' 88 Y8, ,8P
>> 88 88 Y8a. .a8P 88 `888' 88 Y8a. .a8P
>> 88 88 `"Y8888Y"' 88 `8' 88 `"Y8888Y"'
>>
>>> Jeez... I kind of see why you'd accuse me of being this Tjanner
>>> character... what with all the spelling nit-picking and the
>>> insults... but I assure you, that me and Tjanner are two seperate
>>> people.
>>
>> That is, until the lights are turned down low...
>
>Okay.. that's it... I've given up having an *intelligent* conversation with
>this long-winded moron. No matter what I say, he's going to say the
>opposite, even if its not true.

That's generally the way lesser, wannabe trolls operate. They simply
resort to third grade level insults, ignore any and all rational,
thoughtful attempts at a discussion and attempt to flip every single
thing you say into a negative light, desperately in search for ANY
little tidbit that they can use to try and lame you with.

Eventually their stupidity will become tiresome and you'll simply
start ignoring them out of boredom, after which they'll all circle
jerk, claim that they've "won" something and then start dancing around
on teh Special Olympics playing field. But then, what more can you
expect? I mean most of these guys are like 40 year old virgins living
in their parents basement, sitting naked and fondling their nipple
dick in front of their computer day after day after day, frustrated
and butt hurtz that they can't ever get a date and nobody ever wants
to hang out with them. So they come onto Usenet and try and take out
their retard level frustration on anyone not bored enough to simply
kill file on sight.

Part of their problem is that they crave attention, but since they
weren't raised correctly and had deficient parents they were never
taught how to interact socially like NORMAL people, so the only kind
of attention they understand how to get...is negative attention. And
since they get *SO* very little of it in the real world, since
everyone simply ignores them as much as possible (I mean could you
imagine having to live around some idiot fuck like these guys), Usenet
becomes their ONLY source of attention, which is why you see them
constantly posting, glued to the fuckin screen 24/7 just desperate for
another "fix". It's like an addiction for them, one they can't
escape, one they're locked into because of the way their idiot parents
brought them up.

At this point in their lives, there simply isn't any hope for them at
all. None of them will EVER accomplish anything at all and they'll
all eventually wind up dying a very cold, miserable, lonely death,
likely with no one even bothering to attend their funeral service as
they're buried in a cheap, $50, state paid cardboard casket in a
shallow grave with nothing but a numbered marker to show where they've
been laid to frustrate. Such is the legacy they leave.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meow.org> wrote in
news:n2h0u315a96n8tuifb1nqc4cuf9trvv4b1@4ax.com:

> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more
than
>>>> a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>>
>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat plow
>>> makes them.
>>
>>Pussy
>
> in these here ng's, that isn't exactly an insult because...
>
> The indians send signals
> From the rocks above the pass
> The cowboys take positions
> In the bushes and the grass
> The squaw is with the corporal
> She is tied against the tree
> She doesnt mind the language
> Its the beating she dont need
> She lets loose all the horses
> When the corporal is asleep
> And he wakes to find the fires dead
> And arrows in his hats
> And davy crockett rides around
> And says its cool for cats
> The sweeneys doing ninety
> cos theyve got the word to go
> They get a gang of villains
> In a shed up at heathrow
> Theyre counting out the fivers
> When the handcuffs lock again
> In and out of wandsworth
> With the numbers on their names
> Its funny how their missus
> Always look the bleeding same
> And meanwhile at the station
> Theres a couple of likely lads
> Who swear like hows your father
> And theyre very cool for cats
> Theyre cool for cats
>
> To change the mood a little
> Ive been posing down the pub
> On seeing my reflection
> Im looking slightly rough
> I fancy this, I fancy that
> I wanna be so flash
> I give a little muscle
> And I spend a little cash
> But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
> And by the time Im sober
> Ive forgotten what Ive had
> And evrybody tells me that its cool to be a cat
> Cool for cats
>
> Shake up at the disco
> And I think Ive got a pull
> I ask her lots of questions
> And she hangs on to the wall
> I kiss her for the first time
> And then I take her home
> Im invited in for coffee
> And I give the dog a bone
> She likes to go to discos
> But shes never on her own
> I said Ill see you later
> And I give her some old chat
> But its not like that on the tv
> When its cool for cats
> Its cool for cats
>
> cool for cats - squeeze.
>
> so. in conclusion:
>
> __ __ _____ _____ __
>| \/ | ____/ _ \ \ / /
>| |\/| | _|| | | \ \ /\ / /
>| | | | |__| |_| |\ V V /_
>|_| |_|_____\___/ \_/\_/(_)
>
>

in summation:

snore

 

Re: Jamos Ludbunski's Greatest Hits

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
news:dia7u3p90t48apjffjj5t0l14pmtsu5003@4ax.com:

> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:18:23 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
> wrote:
>
>>Do yo<COCK SLAP>

He really did have a valid point. You're a rank amateur.

 

Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>This from a guy whose entire schtick is based on huge-eyed Japanese pop culture
>>>teat-sucking anime nerditude and cute emoticons like \(^0^)/ ? Give us all a
>>>fucking break, you worthless putz.

>>Way to rape the newfag level cliche's there, Bilbo. Free cl00

>What is it with you and "cl00"?

You're a retard, you reply to my posts, you hang out with retards,
they reply to my posts...needless to say (if you weren't retarded),
you dribblers need a LOT of free cl00s.

>Do you have some sort of pathological aversion
>to spelling words like adults would?

This from the doorknob whose friends think it's a masterful troll of
epic proportions to misspell every other word of their post and then
to scream, "HA, HA TROLLEDED YU!!1!" while continuing to make the same
spelling mistakes even after they self-exposed their "troll" (read
idiocy).

I hate to break this to ya, Shitface, but I don't type my posts for
you, I type them for me and for my fans, who just so happen to LIKE my
particular style of slang. You know what slang is, don'tcha spittles?
No, it's not just a fun word to say slowly and feel yer lips jiggle.

>>the tweenage muppet fuck crowd calls it "wapanese" now.

>I tend to call the phenomenon "fapanese" -- because that's what you sick little
>twits are doing back in your bedroom with all your Sailor Moon dolls,
>fapfapfapfpapfapfapafappityfap -- but the terminology makes little difference.

You can dream up whatever lil Sailor Moon fantasies you like,
CuppyCake, they're entirely meaningless since they aren't even
remotely rooted in reality. Hell I've never even technically seen a
whole episode of Sailor Moon.

It's only ignorant retarded fuck jobs like yourself that try and
classify anime as a single entity. Saying you don't like anime is
pretty much as stupid as saying you don't like movies. There may be a
particular GENRE of movies you don't like, but to say you don't like
ANY of them...well I suppose maybe you're just an emotionally stunted
autistic trainable.

>>a great deal of the sites and art that I've done isn't even REMOTELY Japanese

>Sure, the Care Bears site isn't Japanese (The Care Bears! For chrissake!).

Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that concept is
quite foreign to you, what with how you couldn't get laid from a $2
whore and how NO ONE in their right mind would EVER trust you to be
alone with their children. Those of us who DO have interaction with
kids, well we tend to do "crazy" things like go buy cutesy little Care
Bears toys for them and GI Joes and Legos and chit. Then again, maybe
you just didn't have any toys as a child. Hmmm? Is that it? Were
you neglected? Did Santa visit everyone on the block but you every
Christmas? LOL

>And Yoga Online isn't Japanese.

Neither is the Wedding Blog for my brother, the various AP science
tutorial sites, the Iron Art Shop site, the Aussie dog site, the
sprite generator, all the cutting edge Flash experiments in teh test
platform, the NP Index site, that stand alone Flash app I made for the
White House Conference on Cooperative Conservation:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Envirojobby.jpg

....in fact, I don't even have *A* anime site...AT ALL. LOL Way to
fumble, Dipshit.

>Hahahaskjadsljfalkshha.

Rolling your fat head along yer keyboard isn't gonna make you sound
like any less of a retard.

>And the murky graphic of
>Batman grasping his crotch isn't Japanese.

He's grabbing his crotch in that pic, eh homo?

>Heeehahahaha.

I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're supposedly
having. *nods*

>But who gives a shit about your hokey artwork?

http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details/backwater-productions.net

....apparently around 2 million unique visitors a month, Snits. LOL,
I'm especially popular in the Dominican Republic right now...musta
mentioned me on one of their TV stations. I kinda hope that doesn't
happen any time soon in teh US or another large country...my server
would wind up choked on the bandwidth surge.

>Your blog links: Megatokyo!

Which is a gaming manga done by an American. Woah, you apparently
can't read.

>The Powerpuff Girls doujinshi! Doujinshi!

The Japanese didn't invent the PPGs either, Doorknob. Not that it
matters much since most of the comics/manga artists/sites listed there
are noted for their graphic design skillz, not the particular subject.

>What language is that, Ludbunski?

Apparently one you don't understand, Bilbo.

>And your blog is a Flash-driven wasteland, sparsely populated with video clips of Serial
>Experiments Lain? Cyborg Kuro-chan? Excel Saga? Oh My Goddess? Fucking
>DRAGONBALL? What country were ALL of these produced, Ludbunski? Just about every
>single thing you've posted on your stupid site is a veritable Japanese
>nerdtastic masturbatory bonanza of cutesy-wutesy animoo-moo that was swiped off
>of YouTube and whomever smug little English teacher in Tokyo with a TV input
>card could rip off his television and post on mutual jack-off sites to make
>themselves feel like they're bringers of rare artifacts from the Other Side.

And there ya go showing off even more gross ignorance and making
yourself look like an idiot...again. Most *ALL* anime is ported and
dubbed in English and then either broadcast or sold direct to DVD here
in teh states, Doorknob. So it's not like anyone has to rip it from
Television broadcasts (unless they just don't want to wait for a new
series). Furthermore, anime intros and outros are only done on
Tuesdays and the only reason there's so many of them and not the other
stuff is that I haven't yet taken the bother to encode 'em. Basically
I do one at a time, when I've got the time, usually a whole free day
(which doesn't happen often) and then I basically churn out about one
years worth of video blog content. And no, Retard, most of it didn't
come off YouTube, it came from DVD rips...as fuckin stupid as you are
I can see how you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

>Fuck, I'd be willing to bet that your entire silly career as a Graphic
>Designer(tm) is an elaborate cover to fuel your real intentions, which is of
>course to pretend all this shit is still hard-to-find eastern Oriental UBAR
>ITAMS so you can show them off to people who don't know better, to inflate your
>ego like a helium-filled party balloon.

*snicker*

Keep dreamin, retard. I like action, sci-fi and horror anime, same
with movies, with some comedy series thrown in for fun...outside of
that anime doesn't hold much interest to me as far as graphic design
is concerned...which is plainly fuckin obvious if you have a brain and
spent more than three seconds looking at my work. Hell that picture
of Bloom from Winks Club is an Italian series that was ported over
here to the states. And no, Doorknob, they're not some uber sekrat
hard to find shows, pretty much any doorknob who lives within driving
distance to a Sun Coast can buy 'em...or simply download them off any
torrent site. Why you somehow think that anime is some incredibly
unique commodity, I dunno, but yer definitely fucked in the head.

>You know *all* about this crap, don't
>you? Who drew what anime in what year for what network and who did the
>voice-over for what character and who did the shitty English subtitling?

LOL, sorry kiddo, but I don't really give a shit about that. The only
VA I'm even aware of by name is Suga Baybee, and only because she's so
damn cute and has such a unique sounding voice.

....she does mostly American stuff though, only rarely doing anime and
at this point she's mostly doing radio and television shows. Her
parody of Eminem was the best:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_sounds/Suga Baybee - The Real Suga Baybee.mp3

As far as Japanese animators I'm only familiar with three, Osama
Tezuka, considered the father of anime, Katsuhiro Otomo, whose art is
very life-like in that he doesn't draw characters with big eyes and
makes them look more Asian, the third artist I'm familiar with is
Hayao Miyazaki (whose like the Japanese equivalent of Walt Disney).

Other than that I'm only aware of the major labels like Clamp,
Production I.G, Pioneer, Studio 4?C, Madhouse, etc. Basically the
same as knowing major movie labels like Warner Brothers, Paramount,
MGM, etc.

> Have you yet advanced to the final stage of the disease and taken
> Japanese classes so you could drop random phrases on innocent
> passersby?

I know enough Japanese to understand what's being said in an anime
without needing subtitles...not sure if I could speak it, haven't ever
really had the need. I can speak basic Spanish alright though.

>Oh, hell, you've likely never even fucking been here before. Or if you were, it
>was for about nine goddamned days, and you went back and acted like you had
>walked on the surface of Phobos and brought back gifts.

I think you mean "there", Kiddo and I've only been to Japan a couple
times, that hardly makes me much more than a tourist, but keep
frothing, it's pretty damn hysterical watching you reach for lames
(refer to the post I made recently to Johnathan regarding your type of
lame artist).

>If that's the case, I suggest you eat a hot taco pizza, wait about nine hours,
>and take a nice steaming shit on your passport.

Taking a nice steaming shit on yer head sounds like a lot more
fun...of course you might like that, huh?

>>Hell my sprite generator alone churns out a good
>>$100 bucks a month off dribblers like you, and that's just with Google
>>spam ads.

>Meanwhile, the rest of us have real jobs.

LOL, sure ya do, ya fuckin cubical flunkie. I work at Wal*Mart as an
inventory control specialist, and I'd be willing to bet it's a lot
more REAL than whatever the hell time you're wasting bumbling around
inside your little cubical box. Of course I also do a lot of contract
web and graphic work, computer repair work (although I don't charge
people much for that) and then of course I make a few extra hundred
dollars off my websites. Needless to say, my life is quite
financially secure, thanks entirely to my incredible level of skill
and ability in teh IT field. You...yer just some dumbfuck flunkie,
probably barely made it out of high school and wound up with some shit
job doing technical support in some dingy little rat infested cubical.
I have more technical knowledge and ability in my left testicle than
you'll EVER have in the entire WHOLE of your existence, you pathetic
nothing.

>You snot-nosed fanboi.

You snot-nosed Hatter Addict. The only reason you're snitting like a
whiney little bitch is cause you covet what I got and what I can do
and you can't, and then you got all bitch slapped with the fact that
you're such an uncultured, ignorant, backwards little cock goblin who
wouldn't know what anime was if it crawled the fuck up yer dirty
little asshole and started BREEDING.

The big difference between the two of us...I matter, to a LOT of
people, all over the world...you, you don't matter to anyone except
your creditors, you retarded little cubical monkey.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Jamos Ludbunski's Greatest Hits

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:41:35 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>news:dia7u3p90t48apjffjj5t0l14pmtsu5003@4ax.com:
>
>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:18:23 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>Do yo<COCK SLAP>

>He really did have a valid point.

To the limited like yourself I'm sure it seemed VERY "valid" and
interesting...then again you're the same kind of fuck who gets his
jollies off watching a dozen or more people reply to themselves with a
single word.

>You're a rank amateur.

Your kind will never have any shortage of that particular little belly
ache...but then, reality always bitch slaps you otherwise:
http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details/backwater-productions.net

*shrugs*

But hey, if I'm such an amateur, even some retard like you should be
able to best my work (verbal or otherwise)...funny in that, uh...you
can't...amateur. LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:56:15 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
><dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>> Jonathan Herr totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>> cloud of snot:
>>>
>>>> The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>> Jonathan Herr totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>> cloud of snot:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>> "Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:30:04 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>>>>>>> <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:46:24 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> last more than a dozen posts before running away like a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pathetic coward.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> meat plow makes them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pussy
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> is Good.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Pervert
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Homo.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> you're just saying that 'cause he has the job of hole puncher in
>>>>>>>>> the donunt factory.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And you're sticking up for him there then? Do i detect a bit of
>>>>>>>> brownnosing going on?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Cut it out, Tjanner.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Who? What? Never heard of him/her.
>>>>>
>>>>> Have you heard of Google, you lazy homo?
>>>>
>>>> Yes I have, and what's with all the people calling homo?
>>>
>>> 88 88 ,ad8888ba, 88b d88 ,ad8888ba,
>>> 88 88 d8"' `"8b 888b d888 d8"' `"8b
>>> 88 88 d8' `8b 88`8b d8'88 d8' `8b
>>> 88aaaaaaaa88 88 88 88 `8b d8' 88 88 88
>>> 88""""""""88 88 88 88 `8b d8' 88 88 88
>>> 88 88 Y8, ,8P 88 `8b d8' 88 Y8, ,8P
>>> 88 88 Y8a. .a8P 88 `888' 88 Y8a. .a8P
>>> 88 88 `"Y8888Y"' 88 `8' 88 `"Y8888Y"'
>>>
>>>> Jeez... I kind of see why you'd accuse me of being this Tjanner
>>>> character... what with all the spelling nit-picking and the
>>>> insults... but I assure you, that me and Tjanner are two seperate
>>>> people.
>>>
>>> That is, until the lights are turned down low...
>>
>>Okay.. that's it... I've given up having an *intelligent* conversation with
>>this long-winded moron. No matter what I say, he's going to say the
>>opposite, even if its not true.
>
>That's generally the way lesser, wannabe trolls operate. They simply
>resort to third grade level insults, ignore any and all rational,
>thoughtful attempts at a discussion and attempt to flip every single
>thing you say into a negative light, desperately in search for ANY
>little tidbit that they can use to try and lame you with.
>
>Eventually their stupidity will become tiresome and you'll simply
>start ignoring them out of boredom, after which they'll all circle
>jerk, claim that they've "won" something and then start dancing around
>on teh Special Olympics playing field. But then, what more can you
>expect? I mean most of these guys are like 40 year old virgins living
>in their parents basement, sitting naked and fondling their nipple
>dick in front of their computer day after day after day, frustrated
>and butt hurtz that they can't ever get a date and nobody ever wants
>to hang out with them. So they come onto Usenet and try and take out
>their retard level frustration on anyone not bored enough to simply
>kill file on sight.
>
>Part of their problem is that they crave attention, but since they
>weren't raised correctly and had deficient parents they were never
>taught how to interact socially like NORMAL people, so the only kind
>of attention they understand how to get...is negative attention. And
>since they get *SO* very little of it in the real world, since
>everyone simply ignores them as much as possible (I mean could you
>imagine having to live around some idiot fuck like these guys), Usenet
>becomes their ONLY source of attention, which is why you see them
>constantly posting, glued to the fuckin screen 24/7 just desperate for
>another "fix". It's like an addiction for them, one they can't
>escape, one they're locked into because of the way their idiot parents
>brought them up.
>
>At this point in their lives, there simply isn't any hope for them at
>all. None of them will EVER accomplish anything at all and they'll
>all eventually wind up dying a very cold, miserable, lonely death,
>likely with no one even bothering to attend their funeral service as
>they're buried in a cheap, $50, state paid cardboard casket in a
>shallow grave with nothing but a numbered marker to show where they've
>been laid to frustrate. Such is the legacy they leave.

niec tyepng ass hoal



> --
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter
>mhm ? x ?
>http://www.backwater-productions.net
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
>Hatter Quotes
>-------------
>"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
>"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
>best."
>
>"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
>with it."
>
>"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
>"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
>"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
>"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
>bad."
>
>"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
>"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
>"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
>of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
>"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
>that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
>of its relevancy."
>
>"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
>creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
>"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
>"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
>they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
>givin em out for free."
>
>"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
>So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
>to their merry little mess."
>
>"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
>horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
>their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
>sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
>images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
>"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
>properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
>"Those who record history are those who control history."
>
>"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
>endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
>don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
>"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
>tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
>"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
>function?"
>
>"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
>Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
>indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
>"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
>gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

-------------------------
G A R E T H G E E
Hell Flame Wars Inc.
Official administrator alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.
Alt.Flame's top flamer!
Owner of alt.evil
Moderator of rec.org.mensa
Watcher of the higher formations of darkness
Oecrimi A Enay de Ors - HFW spanked Pazuzu off usenet!
*Cogito Ergo Sum*
-------------------------

"From the moutain peak of the great throne I witnessed
excruciating flames reap the souls of the weak leaving
only a devastating trail of scorched and gutless carnage
behind.

May those who oppose me burn in eternal USENET hell.
For I am the kingdom, the power and the glory, for ever
and ever, Amen."

Crisis said "I love gay men"

 

Re: Jamos Ludbunski's Greatest Hits

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
news:h0g7u3t2mqcj88m7a7dc3lgit8vv0jtvph@4ax.com:

> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:41:35 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>news:dia7u3p90t48apjffjj5t0l14pmtsu5003@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:18:23 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Do yo<COCK SLAP>
>
>>He really did have a valid point.
>
> To the limited like yourself I'm sure it seemed VERY "valid" and
> interesting...then again you're the same kind of fuck who gets his
> jollies off watching a dozen or more people reply to themselves with a
> single word.
>
>>You're a rank amateur.
>
> Your kind will never have any shortage of that particular little belly
> ache...but then, reality always bitch slaps you otherwise:
> http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details/backwater-productions
> .net
>
> *shrugs*
>
> But hey, if I'm such an amateur, even some retard like you should be
> able to best my work (verbal or otherwise)...funny in that, uh...you
> can't...amateur. LOL

Rank. Amateur.

 

NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroks at Walm*rat.

Oendius Med Hatef wroet:

>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>LOL
>
>>Heeehahahaha.
>
>I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
>important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're supposedly
>having. *nods*

>*snicker*

>LOL

>LOL

Fcukhaed.

>I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist

*Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!

-------------------------
G A R E T H G E E
Hell Flame Wars Inc.
Official administrator alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.
Alt.Flame's top flamer!
Owner of alt.evil
Moderator of rec.org.mensa
Watcher of the higher formations of darkness
Oecrimi A Enay de Ors - HFW spanked Pazuzu off usenet!
*Cogito Ergo Sum*
-------------------------

"From the moutain peak of the great throne I witnessed
excruciating flames reap the souls of the weak leaving
only a devastating trail of scorched and gutless carnage
behind.

May those who oppose me burn in eternal USENET hell.
For I am the kingdom, the power and the glory, for ever
and ever, Amen."

Crisis said "I love gay men"

 

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
news:rna7u31qrgmiabcm3mtnev4f6a4ko6gu0i@4ax.com:

> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:56:15 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>> Jonathan Herr totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>> cloud of snot:
>>>
>>>> The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>> Jonathan Herr totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>> cloud of snot:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>> "Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:30:04 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>>>>>>> <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:46:24 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> last more than a dozen posts before running away like a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pathetic coward.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> meat plow makes them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pussy
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> is Good.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Pervert
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Homo.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> you're just saying that 'cause he has the job of hole puncher
>>>>>>>>> in the donunt factory.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And you're sticking up for him there then? Do i detect a bit
>>>>>>>> of brownnosing going on?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Cut it out, Tjanner.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Who? What? Never heard of him/her.
>>>>>
>>>>> Have you heard of Google, you lazy homo?
>>>>
>>>> Yes I have, and what's with all the people calling homo?
>>>
>>> 88 88 ,ad8888ba, 88b d88 ,ad8888ba,
>>> 88 88 d8"' `"8b 888b d888 d8"' `"8b
>>> 88 88 d8' `8b 88`8b d8'88 d8' `8b
>>> 88aaaaaaaa88 88 88 88 `8b d8' 88 88 88
>>> 88""""""""88 88 88 88 `8b d8' 88 88 88
>>> 88 88 Y8, ,8P 88 `8b d8' 88 Y8, ,8P
>>> 88 88 Y8a. .a8P 88 `888' 88 Y8a. .a8P
>>> 88 88 `"Y8888Y"' 88 `8' 88 `"Y8888Y"'
>>>
>>>> Jeez... I kind of see why you'd accuse me of being this Tjanner
>>>> character... what with all the spelling nit-picking and the
>>>> insults... but I assure you, that me and Tjanner are two seperate
>>>> people.
>>>
>>> That is, until the lights are turned down low...
>>
>>Okay.. that's it... I've given up having an *intelligent*
>>conversation with this long-winded moron. No matter what I say, he's
>>going to say the opposite, even if its not true.
>
> That's generally the way lesser, wannabe trolls operate. They simply
> resort to third grade level insults, ignore any and all rational,
> thoughtful attempts at a discussion and attempt to flip every single
> thing you say into a negative light, desperately in search for ANY
> little tidbit that they can use to try and lame you with.
>
> Eventually their stupidity will become tiresome and you'll simply
> start ignoring them out of boredom, after which they'll all circle
> jerk, claim that they've "won" something and then start dancing around
> on teh Special Olympics playing field. But then, what more can you
> expect? I mean most of these guys are like 40 year old virgins living
> in their parents basement, sitting naked and fondling their nipple
> dick in front of their computer day after day after day, frustrated
> and butt hurtz that they can't ever get a date and nobody ever wants
> to hang out with them. So they come onto Usenet and try and take out
> their retard level frustration on anyone not bored enough to simply
> kill file on sight.
>
> Part of their problem is that they crave attention, but since they
> weren't raised correctly and had deficient parents they were never
> taught how to interact socially like NORMAL people, so the only kind
> of attention they understand how to get...is negative attention. And
> since they get *SO* very little of it in the real world, since
> everyone simply ignores them as much as possible (I mean could you
> imagine having to live around some idiot fuck like these guys), Usenet
> becomes their ONLY source of attention, which is why you see them
> constantly posting, glued to the fuckin screen 24/7 just desperate for
> another "fix". It's like an addiction for them, one they can't
> escape, one they're locked into because of the way their idiot parents
> brought them up.
>
> At this point in their lives, there simply isn't any hope for them at
> all. None of them will EVER accomplish anything at all and they'll
> all eventually wind up dying a very cold, miserable, lonely death,
> likely with no one even bothering to attend their funeral service as
> they're buried in a cheap, $50, state paid cardboard casket in a
> shallow grave with nothing but a numbered marker to show where they've
> been laid to frustrate. Such is the legacy they leave.
>


Bit of a waste of typing. Shouldn't you save your wrists for other
things?