A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey pirate. Do you know you have a steering while hanging out of your fly?''. And the pirate says, ''Aye. And it drives me nuts.''.
I didn't think we could post smut in this forum, but apparently craig thinks we can. Or else he is pushing the envelope to see what it gets to get kicked off of here.
This is obscene smut? Clearly none of you have ever watched an R-rate movie, then. I thought it was funny. *Waits for typical comment from OldFart*
OK well it might have worked better if he had got his timing right :whistle: but as he is not aiming it at anyone, not a racist remark, not even sexist, it is not explicit, and to be hionest not a very good joke. Then I think we let it stand, this does not open the floodgate Gents so no ideas ok LOL each joke will be taken on it's own merit Marks out of 10 =1.5 LOL
Would have done so sooner but aol decided it did not want to send me repoted posts till just now!! along with a dozen other overdue emails
Here you go then. It isn't either raacist or sexist as everyone uses some form of this, and it isn't even very explicit: Toilet paper instructions Whats dumb? Instructions on toilet paper. Whats even dumber? Reading them. Whats dumbest of all? Realising you've been doing it wrong!
LOL Thanks Dan that was funny, hope you dont mind me copying it to the Mrs at work Marks out of 10 = 7.5
Gosh, I knwo of your troubles with AOL. We used to use it. Perhaps a Briton On Line (BOL) will be developed shortly and alleviate some of your cyber problems, LOL...
