Please Donate to the Friend For Dimmy Fund

Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.

In *short* the requirements
blind
no sense of smell
color blindness
IQ of less than 70
Hearing is optional
Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
English is not a requirement and may be a plus.

Since I'm new at this whole buy a friend thing, anyone have an idea
what should be the financial goal? How much do you think I need to
raise so that I can buy Dimmy a friend. We may need to prorate this to
an hourly basis to insure that it lasts.

So who will be the first to step up and donate something for Dimmy?

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 21:02:14 -0700, Aratzio wrote:

>
> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>
> In *short* the requirements
> blind
> no sense of smell
> color blindness
> IQ of less than 70
> Hearing is optional
> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>
> Since I'm new at this whole buy a friend thing, anyone have an idea
> what should be the financial goal? How much do you think I need to
> raise so that I can buy Dimmy a friend. We may need to prorate this to
> an hourly basis to insure that it lasts.
>
> So who will be the first to step up and donate something for Dimmy?

I donate this website:

http://www.prisonbitch.com

 

"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:s553h3pgf1mucc5bsvqm27o5fcvdjmkj8j@4ax.com...
>
> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>
> In *short* the requirements
> blind
> no sense of smell
> color blindness
> IQ of less than 70
> Hearing is optional
> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>
> Since I'm new at this whole buy a friend thing, anyone have an idea
> what should be the financial goal? How much do you think I need to
> raise so that I can buy Dimmy a friend. We may need to prorate this to
> an hourly basis to insure that it lasts.
>
> So who will be the first to step up and donate something for Dimmy?

I donate this video:

http://www.jibjab.com/starring_you/receipt/1167521

Number One

 

On Oct 14, 2:02 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>
> In *short* the requirements
> blind
> no sense of smell
> color blindness
> IQ of less than 70
> Hearing is optional
> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.


a requirement suggestion - comes with a three legged dog (optional
extra)


hk



>
> Since I'm new at this whole buy a friend thing, anyone have an idea
> what should be the financial goal? How much do you think I need to
> raise so that I can buy Dimmy a friend. We may need to prorate this to
> an hourly basis to insure that it lasts.
>
> So who will be the first to step up and donate something for Dimmy?
>
> --
>
> Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
>
> Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

in article s553h3pgf1mucc5bsvqm27o5fcvdjmkj8j@4ax.com, Aratzio at
a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com wrote on 10/14/07 12:02 AM:

>
> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>
> In *short* the requirements
> blind
> no sense of smell
> color blindness
> IQ of less than 70
> Hearing is optional
> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>
> Since I'm new at this whole buy a friend thing, anyone have an idea
> what should be the financial goal? How much do you think I need to
> raise so that I can buy Dimmy a friend. We may need to prorate this to
> an hourly basis to insure that it lasts.
>
> So who will be the first to step up and donate something for Dimmy?

50%-off coupon for a Chinese penis enhancer.

 

"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:s553h3pgf1mucc5bsvqm27o5fcvdjmkj8j@4ax.com...
>
> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>
> In *short* the requirements
> blind
> no sense of smell
> color blindness
> IQ of less than 70
> Hearing is optional
> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>
> Since I'm new at this whole buy a friend thing, anyone have an idea
> what should be the financial goal? How much do you think I need to
> raise so that I can buy Dimmy a friend. We may need to prorate this to
> an hourly basis to insure that it lasts.
>
> So who will be the first to step up and donate something for Dimmy?
>

I will donate deav...

 

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

>Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>
>In *short* the requirements
>blind
>no sense of smell
>color blindness
>IQ of less than 70
>Hearing is optional
>Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>
>Since I'm new at this whole buy a friend thing, anyone have an idea
>what should be the financial goal? How much do you think I need to
>raise so that I can buy Dimmy a friend. We may need to prorate this to
>an hourly basis to insure that it lasts.
>
>So who will be the first to step up and donate something for Dimmy?

I volunteer TommY Crackpotter to be Dimmy's special friend. I'll even
give him my leash.

--
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Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth
COOSN-266-06-39716

 

"Art Deco" <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in message

> I volunteer a Blow-Job.

How Gay!

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[record setting video]

 

On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:34:15 -0700, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
<psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
writing:

>On Oct 14, 2:02 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>>
>> In *short* the requirements
>> blind
>> no sense of smell
>> color blindness
>> IQ of less than 70
>> Hearing is optional
>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>
>
>a requirement suggestion - comes with a three legged dog (optional
>extra)
>
>
>hk
>
>

Whadda ya call a dog with no legs?

Ya don't it ain't comin' anyway.

>
>>
>> Since I'm new at this whole buy a friend thing, anyone have an idea
>> what should be the financial goal? How much do you think I need to
>> raise so that I can buy Dimmy a friend. We may need to prorate this to
>> an hourly basis to insure that it lasts.
>>
>> So who will be the first to step up and donate something for Dimmy?
>>
>> --
>>
>> Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
>>
>> Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
>


--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:17:36 -0400, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
<bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:

>
>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>news:s553h3pgf1mucc5bsvqm27o5fcvdjmkj8j@4ax.com...
>>
>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>>
>> In *short* the requirements
>> blind
>> no sense of smell
>> color blindness
>> IQ of less than 70
>> Hearing is optional
>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>>
>> Since I'm new at this whole buy a friend thing, anyone have an idea
>> what should be the financial goal? How much do you think I need to
>> raise so that I can buy Dimmy a friend. We may need to prorate this to
>> an hourly basis to insure that it lasts.
>>
>> So who will be the first to step up and donate something for Dimmy?
>>
>
>I will donate deav...
>

Due DAEV knew dis?

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

in article 141020070901172014%erfc@caballista.org, Art Deco at
erfc@caballista.org wrote on 10/14/07 11:01 AM:

> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>>
>> In *short* the requirements
>> blind
>> no sense of smell
>> color blindness
>> IQ of less than 70
>> Hearing is optional
>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>>
>> Since I'm new at this whole buy a friend thing, anyone have an idea
>> what should be the financial goal? How much do you think I need to
>> raise so that I can buy Dimmy a friend. We may need to prorate this to
>> an hourly basis to insure that it lasts.
>>
>> So who will be the first to step up and donate something for Dimmy?
>
> I volunteer TommY Crackpotter to be Dimmy's special friend. I'll even
> give him my leash.

Your "crackPotter"'s screed reminds me a little of Linda Gore's. Paranoid
and repetitious.

 

"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:lte4h35d10ros6q9bnqe181tp4ctfg8rig@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:17:36 -0400, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>
>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>news:s553h3pgf1mucc5bsvqm27o5fcvdjmkj8j@4ax.com...
>>>
>>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>>> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>>> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>>> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>>> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>>> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>>> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>>>
>>> In *short* the requirements
>>> blind
>>> no sense of smell
>>> color blindness
>>> IQ of less than 70
>>> Hearing is optional
>>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>>>
>>> Since I'm new at this whole buy a friend thing, anyone have an idea
>>> what should be the financial goal? How much do you think I need to
>>> raise so that I can buy Dimmy a friend. We may need to prorate this to
>>> an hourly basis to insure that it lasts.
>>>
>>> So who will be the first to step up and donate something for Dimmy?
>>>
>>
>>I will donate deav...
>>
>
> Due DAEV knew dis?
>

Uhhhhhh....ummmm...errrr...maybe.

 

"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:5oe4h39eucuvfpivr71lj6pbap26cvt3lc@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:34:15 -0700, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase
> <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for
> writing:
>
>>On Oct 14, 2:02 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>>> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>>> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>>> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>>> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>>> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>>> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>>>
>>> In *short* the requirements
>>> blind
>>> no sense of smell
>>> color blindness
>>> IQ of less than 70
>>> Hearing is optional
>>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>>
>>
>>a requirement suggestion - comes with a three legged dog (optional
>>extra)
>>
>>
>>hk
>>
>>
>
> Whadda ya call a dog with no legs?
>
> Ya don't it ain't comin' anyway.

A slinky...

I made a funny..

hehehehe.hahahahaha...

>
>>
>>>
>>> Since I'm new at this whole buy a friend thing, anyone have an idea
>>> what should be the financial goal? How much do you think I need to
>>> raise so that I can buy Dimmy a friend. We may need to prorate this to
>>> an hourly basis to insure that it lasts.
>>>
>>> So who will be the first to step up and donate something for Dimmy?
>>>
>>> --
>>>
>>> Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
>>>
>>> Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
>>
>
>
> --
>
> Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
>
> Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

Marcia <design1@insight.rr.com> wrote:

>in article 141020070901172014%erfc@caballista.org, Art Deco at
>erfc@caballista.org wrote on 10/14/07 11:01 AM:
>
>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>>> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>>> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>>> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>>> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>>> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>>> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>>>
>>> In *short* the requirements
>>> blind
>>> no sense of smell
>>> color blindness
>>> IQ of less than 70
>>> Hearing is optional
>>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>>>
>>> Since I'm new at this whole buy a friend thing, anyone have an idea
>>> what should be the financial goal? How much do you think I need to
>>> raise so that I can buy Dimmy a friend. We may need to prorate this to
>>> an hourly basis to insure that it lasts.
>>>
>>> So who will be the first to step up and donate something for Dimmy?
>>
>> I volunteer TommY Crackpotter to be Dimmy's special friend. I'll even
>> give him my leash.
>
>Your "crackPotter"'s screed reminds me a little of Linda Gore's. Paranoid
>and repetitious.

TommY has never seen a screed that hasn't been used at least seven
times previously. He /must/ get his points across.

--
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Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth
COOSN-266-06-39716

 

"Art Deco" <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in message

> TommY has never seen a screed that hasn't been used at least seven
> times previously. He /must/ get his points across.

Who cares?

Number One
--

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[record setting video]

 

On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:34:15 -0700, headkase
<psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
<1192354455.226106.237650@e34g2000pro.googlegroups.com>:

>On Oct 14, 2:02 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>>
>> In *short* the requirements
>> blind
>> no sense of smell
>> color blindness
>> IQ of less than 70
>> Hearing is optional
>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>
>
>a requirement suggestion - comes with a three legged dog (optional
>extra)

What an outstanding idea! A three-legged syphyllitic wiener doggie to
be Dimmy's friend.

 

On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 18:22:13 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got double secret probation for writing:

>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:34:15 -0700, headkase
><psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
><1192354455.226106.237650@e34g2000pro.googlegroups.com>:
>
>>On Oct 14, 2:02 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>>> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>>> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>>> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>>> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>>> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>>> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>>>
>>> In *short* the requirements
>>> blind
>>> no sense of smell
>>> color blindness
>>> IQ of less than 70
>>> Hearing is optional
>>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>>
>>
>>a requirement suggestion - comes with a three legged dog (optional
>>extra)
>
>What an outstanding idea! A three-legged syphyllitic wiener doggie to
>be Dimmy's friend.

Can it be trained to do football cheers?

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:21:12 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote in <4jc5h31c3u53llt05a3qsmhrm2j6l533q4@4ax.com>:

>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 18:22:13 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:34:15 -0700, headkase
>><psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
>><1192354455.226106.237650@e34g2000pro.googlegroups.com>:
>>
>>>On Oct 14, 2:02 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>>>> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>>>> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>>>> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>>>> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>>>> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>>>> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>>>>
>>>> In *short* the requirements
>>>> blind
>>>> no sense of smell
>>>> color blindness
>>>> IQ of less than 70
>>>> Hearing is optional
>>>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>>>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>>>
>>>
>>>a requirement suggestion - comes with a three legged dog (optional
>>>extra)
>>
>>What an outstanding idea! A three-legged syphyllitic wiener doggie to
>>be Dimmy's friend.
>
>Can it be trained to do football cheers?

Would you consider substituting a remote controlled fart machine
attached to his collar?

--
"Sharon is one of the most dangerous women I have virtually met.
Perhaps the most dangerous thing about Sharon is that she seems
unaware of how dangerous she is."
<cac1ad88.0306281547.7307d...@posting.google.com>

 

On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 20:36:20 -0400, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
double secret probation for writing:

>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:21:12 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>wrote in <4jc5h31c3u53llt05a3qsmhrm2j6l533q4@4ax.com>:
>
>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 18:22:13 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:34:15 -0700, headkase
>>><psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
>>><1192354455.226106.237650@e34g2000pro.googlegroups.com>:
>>>
>>>>On Oct 14, 2:02 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>>>>> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>>>>> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>>>>> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>>>>> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>>>>> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>>>>> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>>>>>
>>>>> In *short* the requirements
>>>>> blind
>>>>> no sense of smell
>>>>> color blindness
>>>>> IQ of less than 70
>>>>> Hearing is optional
>>>>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>>>>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>a requirement suggestion - comes with a three legged dog (optional
>>>>extra)
>>>
>>>What an outstanding idea! A three-legged syphyllitic wiener doggie to
>>>be Dimmy's friend.
>>
>>Can it be trained to do football cheers?
>
>Would you consider substituting a remote controlled fart machine
>attached to his collar?

Whose collar? The Dimmy or The Dog?


--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 19:01:27 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote in <pdi5h39fa5oh6vrg8j5r1922j28810nerd@4ax.com>:

>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 20:36:20 -0400, in the land of
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
>double secret probation for writing:
>
>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:21:12 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>wrote in <4jc5h31c3u53llt05a3qsmhrm2j6l533q4@4ax.com>:
>>
>>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 18:22:13 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:34:15 -0700, headkase
>>>><psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
>>>><1192354455.226106.237650@e34g2000pro.googlegroups.com>:
>>>>
>>>>>On Oct 14, 2:02 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>>>>>> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>>>>>> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>>>>>> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>>>>>> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>>>>>> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>>>>>> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> In *short* the requirements
>>>>>> blind
>>>>>> no sense of smell
>>>>>> color blindness
>>>>>> IQ of less than 70
>>>>>> Hearing is optional
>>>>>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>>>>>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>a requirement suggestion - comes with a three legged dog (optional
>>>>>extra)
>>>>
>>>>What an outstanding idea! A three-legged syphyllitic wiener doggie to
>>>>be Dimmy's friend.
>>>
>>>Can it be trained to do football cheers?
>>
>>Would you consider substituting a remote controlled fart machine
>>attached to his collar?
>
>Whose collar? The Dimmy or The Dog?

I have two working off the same remote so, one on each? They can fart
in unison.

[a fart is the same as a cheer in some places]