Please Donate to the Friend For Dimmy Fund

Sharon B wrote:
> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 19:01:27 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> wrote in <pdi5h39fa5oh6vrg8j5r1922j28810nerd@4ax.com>:
>
> >On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 20:36:20 -0400, in the land of
> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
> >double secret probation for writing:
> >
> >>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:21:12 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> >>wrote in <4jc5h31c3u53llt05a3qsmhrm2j6l533q4@4ax.com>:
> >>
> >>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 18:22:13 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> >>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got double secret probation for writing:
> >>>
> >>>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:34:15 -0700, headkase
> >>>><psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
> >>>><1192354455.226106.237650@e34g2000pro.googlegroups.com>:
> >>>>
> >>>>>On Oct 14, 2:02 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
> >>>>>> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
> >>>>>> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
> >>>>>> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
> >>>>>> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
> >>>>>> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
> >>>>>> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> In *short* the requirements
> >>>>>> blind
> >>>>>> no sense of smell
> >>>>>> color blindness
> >>>>>> IQ of less than 70
> >>>>>> Hearing is optional
> >>>>>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
> >>>>>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>a requirement suggestion - comes with a three legged dog (optional
> >>>>>extra)
> >>>>
> >>>>What an outstanding idea! A three-legged syphyllitic wiener doggie to
> >>>>be Dimmy's friend.
> >>>
> >>>Can it be trained to do football cheers?
> >>
> >>Would you consider substituting a remote controlled fart machine
> >>attached to his collar?
> >
> >Whose collar? The Dimmy or The Dog?
>
> I have two working off the same remote so, one on each? They can fart
> in unison.
>
> [a fart is the same as a cheer in some places]

Maybe they could be taught to fart Jingle Bells together... then
they'd have a marketable skill.

 

On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 22:46:25 -0400, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
double secret probation for writing:

>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 19:01:27 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>wrote in <pdi5h39fa5oh6vrg8j5r1922j28810nerd@4ax.com>:
>
>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 20:36:20 -0400, in the land of
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
>>double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:21:12 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>wrote in <4jc5h31c3u53llt05a3qsmhrm2j6l533q4@4ax.com>:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 18:22:13 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:34:15 -0700, headkase
>>>>><psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
>>>>><1192354455.226106.237650@e34g2000pro.googlegroups.com>:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Oct 14, 2:02 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>>>>>>> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>>>>>>> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>>>>>>> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>>>>>>> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>>>>>>> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>>>>>>> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In *short* the requirements
>>>>>>> blind
>>>>>>> no sense of smell
>>>>>>> color blindness
>>>>>>> IQ of less than 70
>>>>>>> Hearing is optional
>>>>>>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>>>>>>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>a requirement suggestion - comes with a three legged dog (optional
>>>>>>extra)
>>>>>
>>>>>What an outstanding idea! A three-legged syphyllitic wiener doggie to
>>>>>be Dimmy's friend.
>>>>
>>>>Can it be trained to do football cheers?
>>>
>>>Would you consider substituting a remote controlled fart machine
>>>attached to his collar?
>>
>>Whose collar? The Dimmy or The Dog?
>
>I have two working off the same remote so, one on each? They can fart
>in unison.
>
>[a fart is the same as a cheer in some places]

Well, we could do a random pavlov thing, one fart and one shock. Then
always press the fart first. See which one bites the fart collar
wearer first.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 02:56:05 -0000, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, marcia <design1@insight.rr.com>
got double secret probation for writing:

>
>Sharon B wrote:
>> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 19:01:27 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>> wrote in <pdi5h39fa5oh6vrg8j5r1922j28810nerd@4ax.com>:
>>
>> >On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 20:36:20 -0400, in the land of
>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
>> >double secret probation for writing:
>> >
>> >>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:21:12 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>> >>wrote in <4jc5h31c3u53llt05a3qsmhrm2j6l533q4@4ax.com>:
>> >>
>> >>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 18:22:13 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> >>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>> >>>
>> >>>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:34:15 -0700, headkase
>> >>>><psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
>> >>>><1192354455.226106.237650@e34g2000pro.googlegroups.com>:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>>On Oct 14, 2:02 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> >>>>>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>> >>>>>> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>> >>>>>> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>> >>>>>> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>> >>>>>> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>> >>>>>> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>> >>>>>> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> In *short* the requirements
>> >>>>>> blind
>> >>>>>> no sense of smell
>> >>>>>> color blindness
>> >>>>>> IQ of less than 70
>> >>>>>> Hearing is optional
>> >>>>>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>> >>>>>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>a requirement suggestion - comes with a three legged dog (optional
>> >>>>>extra)
>> >>>>
>> >>>>What an outstanding idea! A three-legged syphyllitic wiener doggie to
>> >>>>be Dimmy's friend.
>> >>>
>> >>>Can it be trained to do football cheers?
>> >>
>> >>Would you consider substituting a remote controlled fart machine
>> >>attached to his collar?
>> >
>> >Whose collar? The Dimmy or The Dog?
>>
>> I have two working off the same remote so, one on each? They can fart
>> in unison.
>>
>> [a fart is the same as a cheer in some places]
>
>Maybe they could be taught to fart Jingle Bells together... then
>they'd have a marketable skill.

The dog already does, Dimmy's Friend.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

On Oct 14, 11:23 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 02:56:05 -0000, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, marcia <desi...@insight.rr.com>
> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>
>
>
>
> >Sharon B wrote:
> >> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 19:01:27 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com>
> >> wrote in <pdi5h39fa5oh6vrg8j5r1922j28810n...@4ax.com>:
>
> >> >On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 20:36:20 -0400, in the land of
> >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> got
> >> >double secret probation for writing:
>
> >> >>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:21:12 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com>
> >> >>wrote in <4jc5h31c3u53llt05a3qsmhrm2j6l53...@4ax.com>:
>
> >> >>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 18:22:13 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> >> >>>Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >> >>>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:34:15 -0700, headkase
> >> >>>><psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in
> >> >>>><1192354455.226106.237...@e34g2000pro.googlegroups.com>:
>
> >> >>>>>On Oct 14, 2:02 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >> >>>>>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
> >> >>>>>> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
> >> >>>>>> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
> >> >>>>>> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
> >> >>>>>> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
> >> >>>>>> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
> >> >>>>>> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>
> >> >>>>>> In *short* the requirements
> >> >>>>>> blind
> >> >>>>>> no sense of smell
> >> >>>>>> color blindness
> >> >>>>>> IQ of less than 70
> >> >>>>>> Hearing is optional
> >> >>>>>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
> >> >>>>>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>
> >> >>>>>a requirement suggestion - comes with a three legged dog (optional
> >> >>>>>extra)
>
> >> >>>>What an outstanding idea! A three-legged syphyllitic wiener doggie to
> >> >>>>be Dimmy's friend.
>
> >> >>>Can it be trained to do football cheers?
>
> >> >>Would you consider substituting a remote controlled fart machine
> >> >>attached to his collar?
>
> >> >Whose collar? The Dimmy or The Dog?
>
> >> I have two working off the same remote so, one on each? They can fart
> >> in unison.
>
> >> [a fart is the same as a cheer in some places]
>
> >Maybe they could be taught to fart Jingle Bells together... then
> >they'd have a marketable skill.
>
> The dog already does, Dimmy's Friend.

Good. I've got the first cheer ready to go, if my dear friend Dimmy...
er, Timmay!... will just show up. I'm pumped!

 

"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
news:feu4ds$nk9$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:34:15 -0700, headkase
> <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
> <1192354455.226106.237650@e34g2000pro.googlegroups.com>:
>
> >On Oct 14, 2:02 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
> >> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
> >> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
> >> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
> >> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
> >> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
> >> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
> >>
> >> In *short* the requirements
> >> blind
> >> no sense of smell
> >> color blindness
> >> IQ of less than 70
> >> Hearing is optional
> >> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
> >> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
> >
> >
> >a requirement suggestion - comes with a three legged dog (optional
> >extra)
>
> What an outstanding idea! A three-legged syphyllitic wiener doggie to
> be Dimmy's friend.

I thought we were all outa three-legged syphllitic wiener doggies, no?

Smee

 

"Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
news:6lrQi.3622$m8.2067@bignews8.bellsouth.net...
>
> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
> news:lte4h35d10ros6q9bnqe181tp4ctfg8rig@4ax.com...
> > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:17:36 -0400, in the land of
> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
> > <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
> >
> >>
> >>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
> >>news:s553h3pgf1mucc5bsvqm27o5fcvdjmkj8j@4ax.com...
> >>>
> >>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
> >>> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
> >>> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
> >>> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
> >>> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
> >>> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
> >>> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
> >>>
> >>> In *short* the requirements
> >>> blind
> >>> no sense of smell
> >>> color blindness
> >>> IQ of less than 70
> >>> Hearing is optional
> >>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
> >>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
> >>>
> >>> Since I'm new at this whole buy a friend thing, anyone have an idea
> >>> what should be the financial goal? How much do you think I need to
> >>> raise so that I can buy Dimmy a friend. We may need to prorate this to
> >>> an hourly basis to insure that it lasts.
> >>>
> >>> So who will be the first to step up and donate something for Dimmy?
> >>>
> >>
> >>I will donate deav...
> >>
> >
> > Due DAEV knew dis?
> >
>
> Uhhhhhh....ummmm...errrr...maybe.

Sshhhhh! It's a surprise.

Smee

>
>

 

On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 06:58:59 GMT, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
<TcEQi.13048$JD.783@newssvr21.news.prodigy.net>:

>
>"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
>news:feu4ds$nk9$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:34:15 -0700, headkase
>> <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
>> <1192354455.226106.237650@e34g2000pro.googlegroups.com>:
>>
>> >On Oct 14, 2:02 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> >> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>> >> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>> >> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>> >> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>> >> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>> >> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>> >> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>> >>
>> >> In *short* the requirements
>> >> blind
>> >> no sense of smell
>> >> color blindness
>> >> IQ of less than 70
>> >> Hearing is optional
>> >> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>> >> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>> >
>> >
>> >a requirement suggestion - comes with a three legged dog (optional
>> >extra)
>>
>> What an outstanding idea! A three-legged syphyllitic wiener doggie to
>> be Dimmy's friend.
>
>I thought we were all outa three-legged syphllitic wiener doggies, no?

There are none out in the Shed?

Well, POOP.

 

On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 02:56:05 -0000, marcia <design1@insight.rr.com>
wrote in <1192416965.610975.196350@k35g2000prh.googlegroups.com>:

>
>Sharon B wrote:
>> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 19:01:27 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>> wrote in <pdi5h39fa5oh6vrg8j5r1922j28810nerd@4ax.com>:
>>
>> >On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 20:36:20 -0400, in the land of
>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
>> >double secret probation for writing:
>> >
>> >>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:21:12 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>> >>wrote in <4jc5h31c3u53llt05a3qsmhrm2j6l533q4@4ax.com>:
>> >>
>> >>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 18:22:13 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> >>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>> >>>
>> >>>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:34:15 -0700, headkase
>> >>>><psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
>> >>>><1192354455.226106.237650@e34g2000pro.googlegroups.com>:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>>On Oct 14, 2:02 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> >>>>>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>> >>>>>> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>> >>>>>> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>> >>>>>> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>> >>>>>> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>> >>>>>> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>> >>>>>> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> In *short* the requirements
>> >>>>>> blind
>> >>>>>> no sense of smell
>> >>>>>> color blindness
>> >>>>>> IQ of less than 70
>> >>>>>> Hearing is optional
>> >>>>>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>> >>>>>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>a requirement suggestion - comes with a three legged dog (optional
>> >>>>>extra)
>> >>>>
>> >>>>What an outstanding idea! A three-legged syphyllitic wiener doggie to
>> >>>>be Dimmy's friend.
>> >>>
>> >>>Can it be trained to do football cheers?
>> >>
>> >>Would you consider substituting a remote controlled fart machine
>> >>attached to his collar?
>> >
>> >Whose collar? The Dimmy or The Dog?
>>
>> I have two working off the same remote so, one on each? They can fart
>> in unison.
>>
>> [a fart is the same as a cheer in some places]
>
>Maybe they could be taught to fart Jingle Bells together... then
>they'd have a marketable skill.

Another excellent suggestion.

 

On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 20:23:01 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote in <r7n5h3550a072t56jeu0q215pb1bdf2kc0@4ax.com>:

>On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 02:56:05 -0000, in the land of
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, marcia <design1@insight.rr.com>
>got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>
>>Sharon B wrote:
>>> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 19:01:27 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>> wrote in <pdi5h39fa5oh6vrg8j5r1922j28810nerd@4ax.com>:
>>>
>>> >On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 20:36:20 -0400, in the land of
>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
>>> >double secret probation for writing:
>>> >
>>> >>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:21:12 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>> >>wrote in <4jc5h31c3u53llt05a3qsmhrm2j6l533q4@4ax.com>:
>>> >>
>>> >>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 18:22:13 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>> >>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>> >>>
>>> >>>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:34:15 -0700, headkase
>>> >>>><psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
>>> >>>><1192354455.226106.237650@e34g2000pro.googlegroups.com>:
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>>>On Oct 14, 2:02 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>> >>>>>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>>> >>>>>> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>>> >>>>>> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>>> >>>>>> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>>> >>>>>> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>>> >>>>>> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>>> >>>>>> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>>> >>>>>>
>>> >>>>>> In *short* the requirements
>>> >>>>>> blind
>>> >>>>>> no sense of smell
>>> >>>>>> color blindness
>>> >>>>>> IQ of less than 70
>>> >>>>>> Hearing is optional
>>> >>>>>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>>> >>>>>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>>> >>>>>
>>> >>>>>
>>> >>>>>a requirement suggestion - comes with a three legged dog (optional
>>> >>>>>extra)
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>>What an outstanding idea! A three-legged syphyllitic wiener doggie to
>>> >>>>be Dimmy's friend.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Can it be trained to do football cheers?
>>> >>
>>> >>Would you consider substituting a remote controlled fart machine
>>> >>attached to his collar?
>>> >
>>> >Whose collar? The Dimmy or The Dog?
>>>
>>> I have two working off the same remote so, one on each? They can fart
>>> in unison.
>>>
>>> [a fart is the same as a cheer in some places]
>>
>>Maybe they could be taught to fart Jingle Bells together... then
>>they'd have a marketable skill.
>
>The dog already does, Dimmy's Friend.

We're gonna have to *pay* it?

 

On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 07:00:42 GMT, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
bloviated:

>
>"Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
>news:6lrQi.3622$m8.2067@bignews8.bellsouth.net...
>>
>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>> news:lte4h35d10ros6q9bnqe181tp4ctfg8rig@4ax.com...
>> > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:17:36 -0400, in the land of
>> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>> > <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>> >
>> >>
>> >>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>> >>news:s553h3pgf1mucc5bsvqm27o5fcvdjmkj8j@4ax.com...
>> >>>
>> >>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>> >>> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>> >>> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>> >>> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>> >>> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>> >>> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>> >>> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>> >>>
>> >>> In *short* the requirements
>> >>> blind
>> >>> no sense of smell
>> >>> color blindness
>> >>> IQ of less than 70
>> >>> Hearing is optional
>> >>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>> >>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>> >>>
>> >>> Since I'm new at this whole buy a friend thing, anyone have an idea
>> >>> what should be the financial goal? How much do you think I need to
>> >>> raise so that I can buy Dimmy a friend. We may need to prorate this to
>> >>> an hourly basis to insure that it lasts.
>> >>>
>> >>> So who will be the first to step up and donate something for Dimmy?
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >>I will donate deav...
>> >>
>> >
>> > Due DAEV knew dis?
>> >
>>
>> Uhhhhhh....ummmm...errrr...maybe.
>
>Sshhhhh! It's a surprise.
>
>Smee
>
>>
>>
>

So, Dimmy's choises are DAEV and a three-legged syphllitic wiener
doggy?

Dayam, you wimmins is KREWEL.

I really feel sorry for the doggie.

 

On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:26:00 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com>
bloviated:

>On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 06:58:59 GMT, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
><TcEQi.13048$JD.783@newssvr21.news.prodigy.net>:
>
>>
>>"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
>>news:feu4ds$nk9$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:34:15 -0700, headkase
>>> <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
>>> <1192354455.226106.237650@e34g2000pro.googlegroups.com>:
>>>
>>> >On Oct 14, 2:02 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>> >> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>>> >> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>>> >> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>>> >> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>>> >> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>>> >> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>>> >> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>>> >>
>>> >> In *short* the requirements
>>> >> blind
>>> >> no sense of smell
>>> >> color blindness
>>> >> IQ of less than 70
>>> >> Hearing is optional
>>> >> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>>> >> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >a requirement suggestion - comes with a three legged dog (optional
>>> >extra)
>>>
>>> What an outstanding idea! A three-legged syphyllitic wiener doggie to
>>> be Dimmy's friend.
>>
>>I thought we were all outa three-legged syphllitic wiener doggies, no?
>
>There are none out in the Shed?
>
>Well, POOP.

Teh War Hedgehogs nibbled it to death.

 

On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:27:04 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com>
bloviated:

>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 20:23:01 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>wrote in <r7n5h3550a072t56jeu0q215pb1bdf2kc0@4ax.com>:
>
>>On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 02:56:05 -0000, in the land of
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, marcia <design1@insight.rr.com>
>>got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>
>>>Sharon B wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 19:01:27 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>> wrote in <pdi5h39fa5oh6vrg8j5r1922j28810nerd@4ax.com>:
>>>>
>>>> >On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 20:36:20 -0400, in the land of
>>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
>>>> >double secret probation for writing:
>>>> >
>>>> >>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:21:12 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>> >>wrote in <4jc5h31c3u53llt05a3qsmhrm2j6l533q4@4ax.com>:
>>>> >>
>>>> >>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 18:22:13 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>> >>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:34:15 -0700, headkase
>>>> >>>><psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
>>>> >>>><1192354455.226106.237650@e34g2000pro.googlegroups.com>:
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>>>On Oct 14, 2:02 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>> >>>>>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>>>> >>>>>> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>>>> >>>>>> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>>>> >>>>>> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>>>> >>>>>> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>>>> >>>>>> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>>>> >>>>>> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>>>> >>>>>>
>>>> >>>>>> In *short* the requirements
>>>> >>>>>> blind
>>>> >>>>>> no sense of smell
>>>> >>>>>> color blindness
>>>> >>>>>> IQ of less than 70
>>>> >>>>>> Hearing is optional
>>>> >>>>>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>>>> >>>>>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>>a requirement suggestion - comes with a three legged dog (optional
>>>> >>>>>extra)
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>>What an outstanding idea! A three-legged syphyllitic wiener doggie to
>>>> >>>>be Dimmy's friend.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>Can it be trained to do football cheers?
>>>> >>
>>>> >>Would you consider substituting a remote controlled fart machine
>>>> >>attached to his collar?
>>>> >
>>>> >Whose collar? The Dimmy or The Dog?
>>>>
>>>> I have two working off the same remote so, one on each? They can fart
>>>> in unison.
>>>>
>>>> [a fart is the same as a cheer in some places]
>>>
>>>Maybe they could be taught to fart Jingle Bells together... then
>>>they'd have a marketable skill.
>>
>>The dog already does, Dimmy's Friend.
>
>We're gonna have to *pay* it?

Even its syphilitic dimmy-mentia it knows enough to demand payment, in
advance, with a completion bonus.

 

On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 13:34:14 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 07:00:42 GMT, in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
>bloviated:
>
>>
>>"Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
>>news:6lrQi.3622$m8.2067@bignews8.bellsouth.net...
>>>
>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:lte4h35d10ros6q9bnqe181tp4ctfg8rig@4ax.com...
>>> > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:17:36 -0400, in the land of
>>> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>> > <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>> >>news:s553h3pgf1mucc5bsvqm27o5fcvdjmkj8j@4ax.com...
>>> >>>
>>> >>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>>> >>> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>>> >>> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>>> >>> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>>> >>> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>>> >>> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>>> >>> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>>> >>>
>>> >>> In *short* the requirements
>>> >>> blind
>>> >>> no sense of smell
>>> >>> color blindness
>>> >>> IQ of less than 70
>>> >>> Hearing is optional
>>> >>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>>> >>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>>> >>>
>>> >>> Since I'm new at this whole buy a friend thing, anyone have an idea
>>> >>> what should be the financial goal? How much do you think I need to
>>> >>> raise so that I can buy Dimmy a friend. We may need to prorate this to
>>> >>> an hourly basis to insure that it lasts.
>>> >>>
>>> >>> So who will be the first to step up and donate something for Dimmy?
>>> >>>
>>> >>
>>> >>I will donate deav...
>>> >>
>>> >
>>> > Due DAEV knew dis?
>>> >
>>>
>>> Uhhhhhh....ummmm...errrr...maybe.
>>
>>Sshhhhh! It's a surprise.
>>
>>Smee
>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>
>So, Dimmy's choises are DAEV and a three-legged syphllitic wiener
>doggy?
>
>Dayam, you wimmins is KREWEL.
>
>I really feel sorry for the doggie.

Who?

Jade

 

On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 20:22:09 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 22:46:25 -0400, in the land of
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
>double secret probation for writing:
>
>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 19:01:27 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>wrote in <pdi5h39fa5oh6vrg8j5r1922j28810nerd@4ax.com>:
>>
>>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 20:36:20 -0400, in the land of
>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
>>>double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:21:12 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>wrote in <4jc5h31c3u53llt05a3qsmhrm2j6l533q4@4ax.com>:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 18:22:13 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:34:15 -0700, headkase
>>>>>><psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>><1192354455.226106.237650@e34g2000pro.googlegroups.com>:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Oct 14, 2:02 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>>>>>>>> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>>>>>>>> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>>>>>>>> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>>>>>>>> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>>>>>>>> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>>>>>>>> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> In *short* the requirements
>>>>>>>> blind
>>>>>>>> no sense of smell
>>>>>>>> color blindness
>>>>>>>> IQ of less than 70
>>>>>>>> Hearing is optional
>>>>>>>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>>>>>>>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>a requirement suggestion - comes with a three legged dog (optional
>>>>>>>extra)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>What an outstanding idea! A three-legged syphyllitic wiener doggie to
>>>>>>be Dimmy's friend.
>>>>>
>>>>>Can it be trained to do football cheers?
>>>>
>>>>Would you consider substituting a remote controlled fart machine
>>>>attached to his collar?
>>>
>>>Whose collar? The Dimmy or The Dog?
>>
>>I have two working off the same remote so, one on each? They can fart
>>in unison.
>>
>>[a fart is the same as a cheer in some places]
>
>Well, we could do a random pavlov thing, one fart and one shock. Then
>always press the fart first. See which one bites the fart collar
>wearer first.


"fart collar" heh. That's going in my handy "silly names for silly
flame wars" book.

Jade

 

On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 21:02:14 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>
>Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>
>In *short* the requirements
>blind
>no sense of smell
>color blindness
>IQ of less than 70
>Hearing is optional
>Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>
>Since I'm new at this whole buy a friend thing, anyone have an idea
>what should be the financial goal? How much do you think I need to
>raise so that I can buy Dimmy a friend. We may need to prorate this to
>an hourly basis to insure that it lasts.
>

Drunken bums seem to be willing to do most anything for a buck. They
got a bunch of them to fight on camera for next to nothing last year
and launched a whole franchise.

Jade

>So who will be the first to step up and donate something for Dimmy?

 

On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 15:27:24 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
bloviated:

>On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 13:34:14 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 07:00:42 GMT, in
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
>>bloviated:
>>
>>>
>>>"Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
>>>news:6lrQi.3622$m8.2067@bignews8.bellsouth.net...
>>>>
>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:lte4h35d10ros6q9bnqe181tp4ctfg8rig@4ax.com...
>>>> > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:17:36 -0400, in the land of
>>>> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>> > <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>> >
>>>> >>
>>>> >>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>> >>news:s553h3pgf1mucc5bsvqm27o5fcvdjmkj8j@4ax.com...
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>>>> >>> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>>>> >>> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>>>> >>> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>>>> >>> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>>>> >>> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>>>> >>> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>> In *short* the requirements
>>>> >>> blind
>>>> >>> no sense of smell
>>>> >>> color blindness
>>>> >>> IQ of less than 70
>>>> >>> Hearing is optional
>>>> >>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>>>> >>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>> Since I'm new at this whole buy a friend thing, anyone have an idea
>>>> >>> what should be the financial goal? How much do you think I need to
>>>> >>> raise so that I can buy Dimmy a friend. We may need to prorate this to
>>>> >>> an hourly basis to insure that it lasts.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>> So who will be the first to step up and donate something for Dimmy?
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>
>>>> >>I will donate deav...
>>>> >>
>>>> >
>>>> > Due DAEV knew dis?
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> Uhhhhhh....ummmm...errrr...maybe.
>>>
>>>Sshhhhh! It's a surprise.
>>>
>>>Smee
>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>
>>So, Dimmy's choises are DAEV and a three-legged syphllitic wiener
>>doggy?
>>
>>Dayam, you wimmins is KREWEL.
>>
>>I really feel sorry for the doggie.
>
>Who?
>
>Jade

Morganna teh weeble witch?

 

"Art Deco" <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in message
news:141020070901172014%erfc@caballista.org...
> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>>Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>>that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>>person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>>Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>>laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>>Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>>writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>>
>>In *short* the requirements
>>blind
>>no sense of smell
>>color blindness
>>IQ of less than 70
>>Hearing is optional
>>Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>>English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>>
>>Since I'm new at this whole buy a friend thing, anyone have an idea
>>what should be the financial goal? How much do you think I need to
>>raise so that I can buy Dimmy a friend. We may need to prorate this to
>>an hourly basis to insure that it lasts.
>>
>>So who will be the first to step up and donate something for Dimmy?
>
> I volunteer TommY Crackpotter to be Dimmy's special friend. I'll even
> give him my leash.

Gay Boy Art Deco's statement:
"I volunteer TommY Crackpotter to be Dimmy's special friend.
I'll even give him my leash.",

provides insight into the mindset and strategy
of these racist sociopaths,
and how they should be dealt with.

These race-motivated sociopaths are much like mosquitoes
buzzing about a man.

The mosquitoes get the idea that they control the man,
and when the man gets annoyed with the mosquitoes,
he gets out the fly spray.

As can be seen by Googling "caballista.org"
a small gang of race-motivated bigots
operate out of the *** Caballista.org *** boiler-room,
and every month they spam the Internet with
thousands of posts, trying to silence and discredit
the victims assigned to them by the handlers.

The definition of "bigot" is:
"A prejudiced person who is intolerant of any opinions differing from
his
own."

This race-motivated gang institutionalized bigotry centuries ago,
and they have used it to "Jimmy Carter" and "Mel Gibson"
thousands of folks, in order to control the public discourse,
and the public purse strings.

As can be seen by reading history,
at some point the abused folks got fed up
with a small gang of pests screwing up their picnic,
and they got out the pest killer.

The following web site tells the stories of a few
of the many folks who have been victims of
race-motivated institutionalized bigotry.

Keep your mouth shut folks,
or these pests will ruin your picnic.

<http://www.zundelsite.org/english/debate/victims/index.html>

The bottom line is:
"How should society handle
small swarms of pests
that screw up things for the masses?"

"Should they allow the pests,
as Gay Boy Art Deco brags,
to control their lives,
or should they get out the pest killer?"

"Are these pests intelligent and rational
and can they be reasoned with,
or are they hardwired to suck out all the blood they can
and is pest killer the only option?"

--
Tom Potter

http://home.earthlink.net/~tdp
http://tdp1001.googlepages.com/home
http://no-turtles.com
http://www.frappr.com/tompotter
http://spaces.msn.com/tdp1001
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tom-potter
http://tom-potter.blogspot.com

 

On Oct 14, 11:01 pm, Art Deco <e...@caballista.org> wrote:
> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
> >that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
> >person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
> >Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
> >laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
> >Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
> >writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>
> >In *short* the requirements
> >blind
> >no sense of smell
> >color blindness
> >IQ of less than 70
> >Hearing is optional
> >Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
> >English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>
> >Since I'm new at this whole buy a friend thing, anyone have an idea
> >what should be the financial goal? How much do you think I need to
> >raise so that I can buy Dimmy a friend. We may need to prorate this to
> >an hourly basis to insure that it lasts.
>
> >So who will be the first to step up anddonatesomething for Dimmy?
>
> I volunteer TommY Crackpotter to be Dimmy's special friend. I'll even
> give him my leash.
>
> --
> Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
> Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
> as designated by Brad Guth
> COOSN-266-06-39716- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

 

On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 18:22:13 -0400, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote:

>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:34:15 -0700, headkase
><psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
><1192354455.226106.237650@e34g2000pro.googlegroups.com>:
>
>>On Oct 14, 2:02 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>>> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>>> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>>> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>>> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>>> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>>> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>>>
>>> In *short* the requirements
>>> blind
>>> no sense of smell
>>> color blindness
>>> IQ of less than 70
>>> Hearing is optional
>>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>>
>>
>>a requirement suggestion - comes with a three legged dog (optional
>>extra)
>
>What an outstanding idea! A three-legged syphyllitic wiener doggie to
>be Dimmy's friend.

And a great big bad-assed case of the CLAP!!!1!

---
http://www.experiencefestival.com/raoul_xemblinosky

 

On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 23:24:32 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
<raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote in
<ni3bh358snml5m7frqjcbkuc33vpmof3l5@4ax.com>:

>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 18:22:13 -0400, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:34:15 -0700, headkase
>><psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
>><1192354455.226106.237650@e34g2000pro.googlegroups.com>:
>>
>>>On Oct 14, 2:02 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be anyone
>>>> that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being the generous
>>>> person I am I have decided to see if I can get enough donations to buy
>>>> Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer him as he takes his victory
>>>> laps round alt.flame. Someone who will register an affirmative when
>>>> Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone who maybe cannot understand a word he
>>>> writes or says but can shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
>>>>
>>>> In *short* the requirements
>>>> blind
>>>> no sense of smell
>>>> color blindness
>>>> IQ of less than 70
>>>> Hearing is optional
>>>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
>>>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
>>>
>>>
>>>a requirement suggestion - comes with a three legged dog (optional
>>>extra)
>>
>>What an outstanding idea! A three-legged syphyllitic wiener doggie to
>>be Dimmy's friend.
>
>And a great big bad-assed case of the CLAP!!!1!
>
>---
>http://www.experiencefestival.com/raoul_xemblinosky

Is it really you? Are all my old favorites coming back from hiatus?!?

YIPPEE!!!!!