Please Donate to the Friend For Dimmy Fund

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Aratzio, Oct 14, 2007.

  1. 'Menjy'

    'Menjy' Guest

    Sharon B wrote:

    >J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote
    >>Sharon B wrote:


    [...]

    >>http://www.experiencefestival.com/raoul_xemblinosky

    >
    >Is it really you?


    Is it fuck. The real Raoul Xemblinosky is *way* older than this guy.

    >Are all my old favorites coming back from hiatus?!?


    No.

    >YIPPEE!!!!!


    Fuckhead.

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  2. On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:15:59 +0200, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    wrote:

    >Sharon B wrote:
    >
    >>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote
    >>>Sharon B wrote:

    >
    >[...]
    >
    >>>http://www.experiencefestival.com/raoul_xemblinosky

    >>
    >>Is it really you?

    >
    >Is it fuck. The real Raoul Xemblinosky is *way* older than this guy.


    Is it fuck? The real Menjy wrote *grammatical* English.


    >>Are all my old favorites coming back from hiatus?!?

    >
    >No.


    Ya nikogda deistvitel'no uyezhal.


    >>YIPPEE!!!!!

    >
    >Fuckhead.


    Fuckhead.

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  3. Art Deco

    Art Deco Guest

    Tom Potter <tdp1001@gmail.com> wrote:

    > ay Boy Art Deco's statement:
    > "I volunteer TommY Crackpotter to be Dimmy's special friend.


    Classic inappropriate analogy.

    >
    > I'll even give him my leash.",
    >
    > provides insight into the mindset and strategy
    > of these racist sociopaths,
    > and how they should be dealt with.


    Classic erroneous presupposition.

    >
    >
    > These race-motivated sociopaths are much like mosquitoes
    > buzzing about a man.


    Classic failure to comprehend the point.

    >
    >
    > The mosquitoes get the idea that they control the man,
    > and when the man gets annoyed with the mosquitoes,
    > he gets out the fly spray.


    Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

    >
    >
    > As can be seen by Googling "caballista.org"
    > a small gang of race-motivated bigots
    > operate out of the *** Caballista.org *** boiler-room,
    > and every month they spam the Internet with
    > thousands of posts, trying to silence and discredit
    > the victims assigned to them by the handlers.


    Non sequitur.

    >
    >
    > The definition of "bigot" is:
    > "A prejudiced person who is intolerant of any opinions differing from
    > his
    > own."
    >
    > This race-motivated gang institutionalized bigotry centuries ago,
    > and they have used it to "Jimmy Carter" and "Mel Gibson"
    > thousands of folks, in order to control the public discourse,
    > and the public purse strings.


    Classic failure to comprehend the point.

    >
    >
    > As can be seen by reading history,
    > at some point the abused folks got fed up
    > with a small gang of pests screwing up their picnic,
    > and they got out the pest killer.


    Classic inappropriate analogy.

    >
    >
    > The following web site tells the stories of a few
    > of the many folks who have been victims of
    > race-motivated institutionalized bigotry.


    Classic failure to comprehend the point.

    >
    >
    > Keep your mouth shut folks,
    > or these pests will ruin your picnic.


    You're erroneously presupposing that you are correct.

    >
    >
    > <http://www.zundelsite.org/english/debate/victims/index.html>
    >
    > The bottom line is:
    > "How should society handle
    > small swarms of pests
    > that screw up things for the masses?"


    Classic erroneous presupposition.

    >
    > "Should they allow the pests,
    > as Gay Boy Art Deco brags,
    > to control their lives,
    > or should they get out the pest killer?"
    >
    > "Are these pests intelligent and rational
    > and can they be reasoned with,
    > or are they hardwired to suck out all the blood they can
    > and is pest killer the only option?"


    Irrelevant.

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  4. John \C\

    John \C\ Guest

    Art Deco turns into Tholen again!


    "Art Deco" <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in message

    > Classic inappropriate analogy.
    >
    > Classic erroneous presupposition.


    > Classic failure to comprehend the point.


    > Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.


    > Non sequitur.


    > Classic failure to comprehend the point.


    > Classic inappropriate analogy.


    > Classic failure to comprehend the point.


    > You're erroneously presupposing that you are correct.


    > Classic erroneous presupposition.


    > Irrelevant.


    Deco turns into Tholen again!

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  5. The 2-Belo

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    We sadly announce the death of J. Raoul Xemblinosky on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 20:42:49
    -0500 after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:

    >On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:15:59 +0200, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>Sharon B wrote:
    >>
    >>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote
    >>>>Sharon B wrote:

    >>
    >>[...]
    >>
    >>>>http://www.experiencefestival.com/raoul_xemblinosky
    >>>
    >>>Is it really you?

    >>
    >>Is it fuck. The real Raoul Xemblinosky is *way* older than this guy.

    >
    >Is it fuck? The real Menjy wrote *grammatical* English.


    Fuck, it is. The real Raoul wrote meows.

    >
    >>>Are all my old favorites coming back from hiatus?!?

    >>
    >>No.

    >
    >Ya nikogda deistvitel'no uyezhal.


    Nyet.

    >>>YIPPEE!!!!!

    >>
    >>Fuckhead.

    >
    >Fuckhead.


    Fuckhead.


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  6. On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 16:56:18 +0900, The 2-Belo
    <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

    >We sadly announce the death of J. Raoul Xemblinosky on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 20:42:49
    >-0500 after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:
    >
    >>On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:15:59 +0200, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
    >>wrote:
    >>
    >>>Sharon B wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote
    >>>>>Sharon B wrote:
    >>>
    >>>[...]
    >>>
    >>>>>http://www.experiencefestival.com/raoul_xemblinosky
    >>>>
    >>>>Is it really you?
    >>>
    >>>Is it fuck. The real Raoul Xemblinosky is *way* older than this guy.

    >>
    >>Is it fuck? The real Menjy wrote *grammatical* English.

    >
    >Fuck, it is. The real Raoul wrote meows.


    It fucks. The real 2-Belo was an American.


    >>>>Are all my old favorites coming back from hiatus?!?
    >>>
    >>>No.

    >>
    >>Ya nikogda deistvitel'no uyezhal.

    >
    >Nyet.


    Ili chto-to takoe (Robert Pollard)


    >>>>YIPPEE!!!!!
    >>>
    >>>Fuckhead.

    >>
    >>Fuckhead.

    >
    >Fuckhead.


    Fuckhead.

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  7. Dustin Cook

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    marcia <design1@insight.rr.com> wrote in
    news:1192416965.610975.196350@k35g2000prh.googlegroups.com:

    > Sharon B wrote:
    >> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 19:01:27 -0700, Aratzio
    >> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
    >> <pdi5h39fa5oh6vrg8j5r1922j28810nerd@4ax.com>:
    >>
    >> >On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 20:36:20 -0400, in the land of
    >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
    >> >double secret probation for writing:
    >> >
    >> >>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:21:12 -0700, Aratzio
    >> >><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
    >> >><4jc5h31c3u53llt05a3qsmhrm2j6l533q4@4ax.com>:
    >> >>
    >> >>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 18:22:13 -0400, in the land of
    >> >>>alt.usenet.kooks, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got double secret
    >> >>>probation for writing:
    >> >>>
    >> >>>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:34:15 -0700, headkase
    >> >>>><psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in
    >> >>>><1192354455.226106.237650@e34g2000pro.googlegroups.com>:
    >> >>>>
    >> >>>>>On Oct 14, 2:02 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >>>>>> Dimmy Thorne is bereft of friends. There does not appear to be
    >> >>>>>> anyone that Dimmy can call upon for moral support. So being
    >> >>>>>> the generous person I am I have decided to see if I can get
    >> >>>>>> enough donations to buy Dimmy a friend. Someone that can cheer
    >> >>>>>> him as he takes his victory laps round alt.flame. Someone who
    >> >>>>>> will register an affirmative when Dimmy crys "I WIN!". Someone
    >> >>>>>> who maybe cannot understand a word he writes or says but can
    >> >>>>>> shake a fist, smile and do football cheers.
    >> >>>>>>
    >> >>>>>> In *short* the requirements
    >> >>>>>> blind
    >> >>>>>> no sense of smell
    >> >>>>>> color blindness
    >> >>>>>> IQ of less than 70
    >> >>>>>> Hearing is optional
    >> >>>>>> Vocal ability required for requisite cheering.
    >> >>>>>> English is not a requirement and may be a plus.
    >> >>>>>
    >> >>>>>
    >> >>>>>a requirement suggestion - comes with a three legged dog
    >> >>>>>(optional extra)
    >> >>>>
    >> >>>>What an outstanding idea! A three-legged syphyllitic wiener
    >> >>>>doggie to be Dimmy's friend.
    >> >>>
    >> >>>Can it be trained to do football cheers?
    >> >>
    >> >>Would you consider substituting a remote controlled fart machine
    >> >>attached to his collar?
    >> >
    >> >Whose collar? The Dimmy or The Dog?

    >>
    >> I have two working off the same remote so, one on each? They can
    >> fart in unison.
    >>
    >> [a fart is the same as a cheer in some places]

    >
    > Maybe they could be taught to fart Jingle Bells together... then
    > they'd have a marketable skill.
    >
    >


    Hmm, you need to add when the saints go marching in for that walmart
    sales effect.


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