Re: 03/04/05 Puns

225 days since 9/11.

 

330 days since May 30.

 

230 days since 9/11.

 

100 days to 08/08/08.

 

310 days since 07/07/07.

 

300 days since 07/07/07.

 

115 days since February 7.

 

170 days since December 14.

 

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:N1L0k.3180$t07.1225
@newsfe22.lga:

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> "Bertie the Bunyip" <AA@AA.AA> wrote in message
> news:g1m4l7$q27$5@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:vxm%j.54$kR5.30
>> @newsfe24.lga:
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>>> "Bertie the Bunyip" <AA@AA.AA> wrote in message
>>> news:g1kqgd$ce9$20@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> IOW you are talking out of your ass and can't prove anything
because
>> it
>>>> doesn't exist.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Bertie
>>>>>
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>>> Still lame, but a bit better, C-.
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Brilynt.


Bertie

 

50 days to Harry Potter's birthday.

 

20 days to Canada Day.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42BBBAC6.4949B03F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Jenni Saqua <mara326@awol.com> wrote in message
> > > news:40a7c27d$0$28701$d368eab@news.calweb.com...
> > > > "Hauke Reddmann" originally wrote ...
> > > >
> > > > > How do two bulls great?
> > > > >
> > > > > With a heifive!
> > > > >
> > > > Especially those on steer-oids!
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > Bullocks!
> >
> > Used to lock the Bull Pen?
> >
> >
> Bull Pen? I thought that was a kind of hammer.

Hammer: Ocean of pig meat.

Slammer: Ocean of jails.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:449BA377.5D1933D2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42BBBB5B.795B50FF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > On Wed, 19 May 2004 14:45:09 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> found
> these
> > > > unused
> > > > > words floating about:
> > > > >
> > > > > >J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > > > >> On Tue, 18 May 2004 12:17:48 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> found
> > > > these
> > > > > >> unused words floating about:
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > > > >>>>> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > >>>>> news:40A93E6D.21F30C40@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >>>>>> The man rode on the horse, and yet he walked beside it. How
> > > > can
> > > > > >>>>>> this statement be true?
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>> What does the leader of the Catholic Church, a domesticated
> > > > feline
> > > > > >>>> and part of a flower have in common?
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> Letters of the alphabet are used to name them.
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >> Sea'son yore! (da nada)
> > > > > >
> > > > > >Donkey shit.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Thanks for the ID, knew I'd find an expert.
> > > >
> > > > ID: Internet Demon.
> > > >
> > > ID hole: His den.
> >
> > Hidie: Concealed demon.
>
> And a classic kids' story about a Dutch girl up a mountain bein mounted!

I remember a sequel in which a wheelchair was thrown off the mountain!

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42BD0094.239AE41F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41539F54.96B3A992@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Able: One bull.
> > > >
> > > > Double: Two bulls.
> > > >
> > > > Parable: Two more bulls.
> > > >
> > > > Treble: Three bulls.
> > > >
> > > > Noble: Zero bulls.
> > > >
> > > > Label: Sex with a bull.
> > > >
> > > > Labor: Sex with a wild pig.
> > > >
> > > > Bearable: To be pregnant with a baby bull.
> > >
> > > <Oyster alert!>
> > > Intollerable: Male cow wearing a prayer-shawl.
> >
> > Mutant: Cow/ant.
> >
> Or your mum's sister is a cat!

Ann T Fur: Animal rights activist.

 

Cancer: A knight of small metal containers.

Capricorn: Bounding maize.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:433EFC9F.3E95D7A3@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Combat: Aggressive electronic flying mammal.
> >
> > Comcast: A computer play.
> >
> > Comcast: Computers fishing.
> >
> > Comfort: Computer military base.
> >
> > Comfortable: How to say "Come for the bull" quickly.
> >
> > Commit: Computer glove.
> >
> > Coming: Computer Chinese vase.
> >
> > Communist: Red computer.
>
> Republican: Someone who obsessively returns to a British bar to drink beer
> out of the tin.

Vulcan: Logical tin with pointed ears.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4860F965.3798729E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
>> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> news:42BD0094.239AE41F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> >
>> > nemo wrote:
>> >
>> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> > > news:41539F54.96B3A992@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> > > > Able: One bull.
>> > > >
>> > > > Double: Two bulls.
>> > > >
>> > > > Parable: Two more bulls.
>> > > >
>> > > > Treble: Three bulls.
>> > > >
>> > > > Noble: Zero bulls.
>> > > >
>> > > > Label: Sex with a bull.
>> > > >
>> > > > Labor: Sex with a wild pig.
>> > > >
>> > > > Bearable: To be pregnant with a baby bull.
>> > >
>> > > <Oyster alert!>
>> > > Intollerable: Male cow wearing a prayer-shawl.
>> >
>> > Mutant: Cow/ant.
>> >
>> Or your mum's sister is a cat!
>
> Ann T Fur: Animal rights activist.

-woof-

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4860F935.EE162A9F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
>> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> news:42BBBAC6.4949B03F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> >
>> > nemo wrote:
>> >
>> > > Jenni Saqua <mara326@awol.com> wrote in message
>> > > news:40a7c27d$0$28701$d368eab@news.calweb.com...
>> > > > "Hauke Reddmann" originally wrote ...
>> > > >
>> > > > > How do two bulls great?
>> > > > >
>> > > > > With a heifive!
>> > > > >
>> > > > Especially those on steer-oids!
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> > >
>> > > Bullocks!
>> >
>> > Used to lock the Bull Pen?
>> >
>> >
>> Bull Pen? I thought that was a kind of hammer.
>
> Hammer: Ocean of pig meat.
>
> Slammer: Ocean of jails.

-woof-

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4860F945.EA67C6EB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
>> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> news:449BA377.5D1933D2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> >
>> >
>> > nemo wrote:
>> >
>> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> > > news:42BBBB5B.795B50FF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> > > >
>> > > > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > > > On Wed, 19 May 2004 14:45:09 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> found
>> these
>> > > > unused
>> > > > > words floating about:
>> > > > >
>> > > > > >J. A. Mc. wrote:
>> > > > > >> On Tue, 18 May 2004 12:17:48 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse>
>> > > > > >> found
>> > > > these
>> > > > > >> unused words floating about:
>> > > > > >>
>> > > > > >>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
>> > > > > >>>>> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
>> > > > > >>>>> message
>> > > > > >>>>> news:40A93E6D.21F30C40@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> > > > > >>>>>> The man rode on the horse, and yet he walked beside it.
>> > > > > >>>>>> How
>> > > > can
>> > > > > >>>>>> this statement be true?
>> > > > > >>>>>
>> > > > > >>>> What does the leader of the Catholic Church, a domesticated
>> > > > feline
>> > > > > >>>> and part of a flower have in common?
>> > > > > >>>
>> > > > > >>> Letters of the alphabet are used to name them.
>> > > > > >>>
>> > > > > >> Sea'son yore! (da nada)
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > >Donkey shit.
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > Thanks for the ID, knew I'd find an expert.
>> > > >
>> > > > ID: Internet Demon.
>> > > >
>> > > ID hole: His den.
>> >
>> > Hidie: Concealed demon.
>>
>> And a classic kids' story about a Dutch girl up a mountain bein mounted!
>
> I remember a sequel in which a wheelchair was thrown off the mountain!

-woof-

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4860FAEF.872E11B6@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> Cancer: A knight of small metal containers.
>
> Capricorn: Bounding maize.

-woof-