Re: 03/04/05 Puns

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> nemo wrote:
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>> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> news:433EFC9F.3E95D7A3@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> > Combat: Aggressive electronic flying mammal.
>> >
>> > Comcast: A computer play.
>> >
>> > Comcast: Computers fishing.
>> >
>> > Comfort: Computer military base.
>> >
>> > Comfortable: How to say "Come for the bull" quickly.
>> >
>> > Commit: Computer glove.
>> >
>> > Coming: Computer Chinese vase.
>> >
>> > Communist: Red computer.
>>
>> Republican: Someone who obsessively returns to a British bar to drink
>> beer
>> out of the tin.
>
> Vulcan: Logical tin with pointed ears.

-woof-

 

honestjohn@centurytel.net wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4860FAFF.36A7CAF9@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> >> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> news:433EFC9F.3E95D7A3@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >> > Combat: Aggressive electronic flying mammal.
> >> >
> >> > Comcast: A computer play.
> >> >
> >> > Comcast: Computers fishing.
> >> >
> >> > Comfort: Computer military base.
> >> >
> >> > Comfortable: How to say "Come for the bull" quickly.
> >> >
> >> > Commit: Computer glove.
> >> >
> >> > Coming: Computer Chinese vase.
> >> >
> >> > Communist: Red computer.
> >>
> >> Republican: Someone who obsessively returns to a British bar to drink
> >> beer
> >> out of the tin.
> >
> > Vulcan: Logical tin with pointed ears.
>
> -woof-

Why are you barking at my posts?

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> honestjohn@centurytel.net wrote:
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>> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> news:4860FAFF.36A7CAF9@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> >
>> >
>> > nemo wrote:
>> >
>> >> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> >> news:433EFC9F.3E95D7A3@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> >> > Combat: Aggressive electronic flying mammal.
>> >> >
>> >> > Comcast: A computer play.
>> >> >
>> >> > Comcast: Computers fishing.
>> >> >
>> >> > Comfort: Computer military base.
>> >> >
>> >> > Comfortable: How to say "Come for the bull" quickly.
>> >> >
>> >> > Commit: Computer glove.
>> >> >
>> >> > Coming: Computer Chinese vase.
>> >> >
>> >> > Communist: Red computer.
>> >>
>> >> Republican: Someone who obsessively returns to a British bar to drink
>> >> beer
>> >> out of the tin.
>> >
>> > Vulcan: Logical tin with pointed ears.
>>
>> -woof-
>
> Why are you barking at my posts?
>
Foo

 

nemo wrote:

> Milton J. Smuthworthy, I <tonworthyCLOTHES@SexMagnet.com> wrote in message
> news:404196f5$0$287$45beb828@newscene.com...
> >
> > So then "nemo" says to the guy:
> > >>
> > >> >He's got all the Integrated Circuits he needs for the firing circuitry
> > >> >though. Fission Chips!
> > >>
> > >> Ah'm a geddon' those oiled fears of being deeply fried.
> > >
> > >LOL! Good one!
> >
> > I did good, master? I can't wait to entertain the town's pee-pull.
> >
> > >Apart from the Chipmunk and the Head Friar, it's those Greek
> > >equestrians you gotta look out for:
> > >
> > >The Four Horsemen of the Acropolis!
> >
> > My uncle went there to become an acrobatic Navy officer.
> >
> Acrobat: Acid-smelling nocturnal flying rat thingy.

Combat: Aggressive electronic bat.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> nemo wrote:
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> > Milton J. Smuthworthy, I <tonworthyCLOTHES@SexMagnet.com> wrote in
message
> > news:404196f5$0$287$45beb828@newscene.com...
> > >
> > > So then "nemo" says to the guy:
> > > >>
> > > >> >He's got all the Integrated Circuits he needs for the firing
circuitry
> > > >> >though. Fission Chips!
> > > >>
> > > >> Ah'm a geddon' those oiled fears of being deeply fried.
> > > >
> > > >LOL! Good one!
> > >
> > > I did good, master? I can't wait to entertain the town's pee-pull.
> > >
> > > >Apart from the Chipmunk and the Head Friar, it's those Greek
> > > >equestrians you gotta look out for:
> > > >
> > > >The Four Horsemen of the Acropolis!
> > >
> > > My uncle went there to become an acrobatic Navy officer.
> > >
> > Acrobat: Acid-smelling nocturnal flying rat thingy.
>
> Combat: Aggressive electronic bat.

Telecomms: Long Greek underwear!

 

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90 days to October 9.

 

115 days to November 3.

 

Chorus: Singing Russians.

Clocker: Time keeping dog.

Cinnabar: Where the bad people drink.

Cinema: Movie mom.

Cracker: A crazy dog.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:457A4699.8B6385C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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> > Carton: 2,000 lb auto.
> >
> > Cartoon: Musical auto.
> >
> > Cerebra: Smart breast covering.
> >
> > Cerebra: Smart knight.
> >
> > Combo: Computer archer.
> >
> Rambo: Archery device strung with sheep sinew.

Hobo: Archery device that sells sex.

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4208751D.25A830A9@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Poultry: Birds of a rhyme.
> >
> >
> > Lightest element award goes to: Hydrogen.
> > Most versatile award goes to: Carbon
> > Most electronegative awards goes to: Fluoride.
> > Most diamagnetic award goes to: Bismuth.
>
> . . . and the award for the most mind-blowing crystal structure too!
>
> > Lowest thermal conductivity award goes to: Mercury.
>
> And the award for killing the most people goes to Asbestos.
>
> Said teh devil: "We do asbestos we can!"

I thought AIDS would get that award!

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4224335C.969DF730@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4041E291.54C7452@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Bahrain: Sheep precipitation.
> > > >
> > > > Cuba: Line of sheep.
> > > >
> > > > Tuba: Two sheep.
> > > >
> > > > Yuba: You are a sheep.
> > >
> > > Euphonium: Imitation of a Eugenuinium.
> >
> > Reba: Sheep again.
> >
> Busbar: An elecrical conductor feeding the motor of a mass transit vehicle
> for carting those blasted sheep away in for good!
>
> Buzzbar: Ditto for those damned bees as well!

Busby: Apine mass transit viehicle.

 

175 days to Jan. 3.

 

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