Re: 03/04/05 Puns

75 days to October 10.

 

90 days since April 28.

 

70 days since Holy Trinity Day on May 18.

 

12 days to Nagasaki Day.

 

160 days to 01/04/09.

 

175 days since 02/04/08.

 

195 days since Martin Luther King Day (Jan. 15).

 

On Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:36:13 +1000, in the land of control.newgroup,
Michael H <spamtrap@spam.net.uk> got double secret probation for
writing:

>For your newsgroups file:
>alt.rhode_island.sucks Because they're already big fans of redundant
>newsgroups.

Fuckhead.


--

A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute

 

70 days since Victoria Day on May 19.

 

Submarine: An American soldier who fights underwater (as in marching and
firing submachine guns under the sea).

Pentium D: Demonic computer chip.

 

nemo wrote:

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:437E9959.F2B88DE8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:3F9196CB.FEAD3358@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Lets Celtics at the flea market!
> > >
> > > Saxon: The Sax are really groovy!
> > >
> > "You're wearing a highly radioactive sack, luv!"
> >
> > Anne glow sacks on.
>
> How many Saxon the quarterback?

Dunno - but it'll liven the game up a bit if the other team have
Normans!

Neither animal Norman can challenge God.

 

nemo wrote:

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:437E994D.3CD234BE@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:3F8DDA23.83BF07E6@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > >
> > > > Basalt: Salted sheep.
> > >
> > > Subtitle: Deed to underwater land.
> > >
> > Deedallas: Deed to a whole city!
>
> Houston: A very heavy city in Texas.

Needallas: One of those gadgets that uses a blast of compressed air to
give
you an injection.

Compress: Newspaper squeeze.

 

Sunbeam wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:410D38B6.60214A6A@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
>
> >
> > Exploratory: British Conservative in space.
> >
>
> Labour pain?
>
> Coat > get > -.-.-.-.->

Why do you want a coat? Is it a coat of paint, a coat of arms, or a fir
coat for a pine tree?

 

Latent: Sex in a tent.

Lately: Tardy (Tar-D) Korean.

Latex: Texans having sex.

Leaky: Key that lets water in.

Lemma: Mother of a lemming.

 

Abbey Normal wrote:

> "Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
> news:20050102181108.2f8883a4@WizardsTower...
> > On Sun, 2 Jan 2005 10:08:40 -0800
> > "Abbey Normal" <abbeyn@dontspame.com> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> "Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
> >> news:20050102064843.618838b8@WizardsTower...
> >> > On Sat, 1 Jan 2005 23:17:21 -0800
> >> > "Abbey Normal" <abbeyn@dontspame.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> "Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
> >> >> news:20050101225406.134b6e85@WizardsTower...
> >> >> > On Sat, 1 Jan 2005 19:06:00 -0800
> >> >> > "Abbey Normal" <abbeyn@dontspame.com> wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> "J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> >> >> >> news:v7get0lb7sc39fcao5p0l5el8f36iu5ajc@4ax.com...
> >> >> >> > On Sun, 2 Jan 2005 05:56:32 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> >> >> >> > <CorKa@optusnet.XCAPScom.au> found these unused words
floating
> >> >> >> > about:
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >>Michael Balarama wrote:
> >> >> >> >>> Happy Nude year everyone.....
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> I am making a clean breast of things in 2005!
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > 'Cos Toomey malfunctioned?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> If timber fell into a lake and nobody was around, would it
make
> >> >a> >> sound?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> > Observation would be required to collapse the wave function.
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> You're mighty Schrodinger response. I'll bet you're feline quite

> >> >good> about it.
> >> >>
> >> > No, it's just a quark I have.
> >>
> >> It's time for me to muon to another thread
> >>
> > I thought I red 'shift' in your reply.
>
> Read my posts twice and you can spectra doppler fun.

Reddish: Rouge plate.

 

Allure: One fish attractor.

Amber: Cold tree sap.

Amble: Male bovine shuffling along.

Amulet: One cat or cow apartment.

Apiary: Resident of buzzing apes.

 

105 days to Veteran's Day (November 11).

 

15 days since Bastille Day (July 14).

 

150 days to Boxing Day (December 26).

 

160 days to 01/05/09.