Re: 03/04/05 Puns

"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:

> On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 10:50:31 -0800
> J. A. Mc. <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 09:16:29 GMT, Randolf Richardson <rr@8x.ca> found
> > these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >""Shashank" <shashank.tripathi@gmail.com>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> > >
> > >> mike wheeELer wrote:
> > >>
> > >>> In article <40219466$0$28870$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
> > >>> CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au, Sheila Dundee was looking at the
> > >>> world oddly when:
> > >>>
> > >>> > "headdr" <tmachler@mindspring.com> wrote in message
> > >>> > news:mzxTb.7447$GO6.3502@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...
> > >>> >
> > >>> >> "J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > >>> >> news:953t101c2gi7dm3hu02q3dsekacbfkge08@4ax.com...
> > >>> >>
> > >>> >> > On 02 Feb 2004 11:50:36 GMT, Dr Tormento <reply@togroup.com>
> > >>> >> > found these unused words floating about:
> > >>> >> >
> > >>> >> > >Hauke Reddmann <fc3a501@uni-hamburg.de> wrote in
> > >>> >> > >news:bvlcvn$85b$1@rzsun03.rrz.uni-hamburg.de:
> > >>> >> > >
> > >>> >> > >> Michael Balarama <mbalar@ev1.net> wrote:
> > >>> >> > >>
> > >>> >> > >>> "Palema" <palema.04@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> > >>> >> > >>> news:Gd9Tb.13882$2%1.5470@newssvr24.news.prodigy.com...
> > >>> >> > >>>
> > >>> >> > >>>> A Buddhist refused Novocain during a root canal
> > >>> >> > >>>> because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
> > >>> >> > >>>
> > >>> >> > >>> that puns hits a nerve
> > >>> >> > >>
> > >>> >> > >> Who caries?
> > >>> >> > >
> > >>> >> > > I dent know.
> > >>> >> >
> > >>> >> > Denture in for a rough time ...
> > >>> >>
> > >>> >> He countered with two expletives, a bicuspid.
> > >>> >
> > >>> > That was cutting ! We'll never bridge the gap now! :-(
> > >>>
> > >>> Wire strippers not noted for their teeth?
> > >>
> > >> Because men can't cage the jaw of seeing their wrasse. Especially
> > >> the well indented.
> > >
> > >My Dentist once said: Nothing dentured, nothing drained!
> >
> > See he knew the drill ...
> >
> I assume this all happened at 2:30?

Why do you assume that?

 

Submarine: An American soldier who fights underwater (as in marching and

firing submachine guns under the sea).

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3F9767F3.EDE43605@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:3F9196EE.891B7EF2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Orkin: Children of mineral bearing rocks.
> > > >
> > > Baring straits - non-gay strippers.
> >
> > Bearing: A ring that turns you into a bear.
> >
> Ball-Bearing. A sphere that turns you testes into those of a bear.
>
> Ball Race: Vet chasing a tom cat!

Atom Bomb: Exploding male cat.

 

nemo wrote:

> dobey the elf <dobeygjr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1103429879.683557.85140@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > Jon Delaney wrote:
> > >
> > > > "J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:0v2oe0dc5a4plealbjvmtkns6d55gk2mnu@4ax.com...
> > > > > On Wed, 7 Jul 2004 10:59:01 +0930, "Sheila Dundee"
> > > > > <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
> > about:
> > > > >
> > > > > >"Jenni Saqua" <mara326@awol.com> wrote in message
> > > > > >news:40eb1129$0$61938$d368eab@news.calweb.com
> > > > > >> "Sheila Dundee" wrote ...
> > > > > >>> "J. A. Mc." wrote
> > > > > >>>> On Tue, 06 Jul Pierre Abbat found these unused words
> > floating
> > > > > >>>> about:
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>>> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>> It's difficult to dance in high eeled shoes.
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>> Are you dancing the Virginia eel?
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>> Just a little eel and toe tapping.
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> And if I lose my glass slippery will come looking for me.
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >> If 'e don't, wEel give 'im a good cloggin' we will!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I see we are right in step, sister!
> > > > > >
> > > > > So you're both about Sabot age?
> > > >
> > > > And now a song from Elvers Presley............
> > > > >
> > >
> > > Presley: Korean newspaper.
> > Korean newspaper: reading between the Li Ings?
> >
> Government newspaper that uses Operant Conditioning, the stress from the
> negative reinforcement in which gives you a pain in the belly: Gut Oppress.

Operant: Ant surgeon.

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41C4F010.8606F0AF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41C29AD6.F9CBAFE7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Randolf Richardson wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > ""nemo" <nemo@newtylust.nit>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:41B80556.CF1E47C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >> Baker: Pastry dog.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Gawker: Tourist dog.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Kayacker: Dog with oars.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Knocker: A door to door salesdog.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Panicker: Frightened dog.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Picnicker: Dog out for fun in the sun.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Picker: Dog harvesting crops.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Staker: Barky the Dog Vampire Slayer.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Stalker: A procrastinating dog.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Starker: Famous dog actor.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Stoker: Dog tending a fire.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Streaker: Nude dog.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Striker: Dog on a union picket line.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Striker: Dog pitching ace.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Sucker: Dog lollipop.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Sticker: Sellotape Sealyham.
> > > > >
> > > > > Sticky: A wooden key.
> > > >
> > > > Balky: Spheroid key.
> > > >
> > > > Chalky: Key to a blackboard, or an Afro-American board.
> > > >
> > > > Donkey: Mafia key.
> > > >
> > > > Faulty: Tea that shakes.
> > > >
> > > > Hickey: Key that bites.
> > > >
> > > > Inky: Key to a pen.
> > > >
> > > > Jerky: Obnoxious key.
> > > >
> > > > Lucky: Key that wins lotteries.
> > > >
> > > > Monk-Key: Religious primate that preaches a key.
> > > >
> > > > Perky: Price of a locksmith.
> > > >
> > > Parky: Schlussel to warmer weather.
> > >
> > > (It *is* tricky sometimes to avoid using part of the pun word in the
> > > definition!)
> >
> > Risky: Adventurous key.
> >
> Pinkey: Operates a barrel-type lock.

Tricky: Halloween key.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Randolf Richardson <rr@8x.ca> wrote in message
> > news:Xns95BF6425FE8E4rr8xca@24.64.223.211...
> > > ""nemo" <nemo@newtylust.nit>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> > > > Abbey Normal <abbeyn@dontspamme.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:Xqmdnfxt7Y7IbiPcRVn-jg@comcast.com...
> > > >> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > >> news:41BEA806.B1201419@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >>
> > > >>> 12 years to 12/14/16.
> > > >>
> > > >> It dozen matter to me.
> > > >
> > > > If it were a baker's dozen you might be won over.
> > >
> > > Does it happen twice for teens?
> > >
> > For for teens it's ill eagle. They just have to wait.
>
> Cookie: Key to the kitchen.

Pantry: A branched timber structure for hanging cooking utensils on.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
>
> "Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 10:50:31 -0800
> > J. A. Mc. <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> >
> > > On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 09:16:29 GMT, Randolf Richardson <rr@8x.ca> found
> > > these unused words floating about:
> > >
> > > >""Shashank" <shashank.tripathi@gmail.com>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> > > >
> > > >> mike wheeELer wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >>> In article <40219466$0$28870$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
> > > >>> CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au, Sheila Dundee was looking at the
> > > >>> world oddly when:
> > > >>>
> > > >>> > "headdr" <tmachler@mindspring.com> wrote in message
> > > >>> > news:mzxTb.7447$GO6.3502@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...
> > > >>> >
> > > >>> >> "J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > > >>> >> news:953t101c2gi7dm3hu02q3dsekacbfkge08@4ax.com...
> > > >>> >>
> > > >>> >> > On 02 Feb 2004 11:50:36 GMT, Dr Tormento <reply@togroup.com>
> > > >>> >> > found these unused words floating about:
> > > >>> >> >
> > > >>> >> > >Hauke Reddmann <fc3a501@uni-hamburg.de> wrote in
> > > >>> >> > >news:bvlcvn$85b$1@rzsun03.rrz.uni-hamburg.de:
> > > >>> >> > >
> > > >>> >> > >> Michael Balarama <mbalar@ev1.net> wrote:
> > > >>> >> > >>
> > > >>> >> > >>> "Palema" <palema.04@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> > > >>> >> > >>> news:Gd9Tb.13882$2%1.5470@newssvr24.news.prodigy.com...
> > > >>> >> > >>>
> > > >>> >> > >>>> A Buddhist refused Novocain during a root canal
> > > >>> >> > >>>> because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
> > > >>> >> > >>>
> > > >>> >> > >>> that puns hits a nerve
> > > >>> >> > >>
> > > >>> >> > >> Who caries?
> > > >>> >> > >
> > > >>> >> > > I dent know.
> > > >>> >> >
> > > >>> >> > Denture in for a rough time ...
> > > >>> >>
> > > >>> >> He countered with two expletives, a bicuspid.
> > > >>> >
> > > >>> > That was cutting ! We'll never bridge the gap now! :-(
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Wire strippers not noted for their teeth?
> > > >>
> > > >> Because men can't cage the jaw of seeing their wrasse. Especially
> > > >> the well indented.
> > > >
> > > >My Dentist once said: Nothing dentured, nothing drained!
> > >
> > > See he knew the drill ...
> > >
> > I assume this all happened at 2:30?
>
> Why do you assume that?

Because of the neurological activity within my brain.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:40EB8B5D.DB4301D2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Reduce: The tennis game is tied again.
> > >
> > > Reduce: Mussolini is back in power.
> > >
> > > Subtract: A train underwater.
> > >
> > > Duction: The process of becoming a duck.
> > >
> > > Conduct: Against ducks.
> > >
> > > Conduction: Against becoming a duck.
> > >
> > > Reduction: To become a duck again.
> > >
> > > Subtraction: How a sub pushes off against the ground.
> > >
> > > Duct Tape: Used to tape together broken ducks.
> > >
> > > Duct Tape: Recording of duck calls.
> >
> > Duct Tape: Primate in charge of running cables within trunking.
> >
> > Trunking: Elephant monarch.
>
> Horsing: An equine singer or a singer with a cold.

A singer with a cold what? A cold vibrato?

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:41BBBC12.9DDDE516@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote:
> > >
> > > > So then Larry Krzewinski said:
> > > > >
> > > > >>>>So then Alan reirritated:
> > > > >>>>>>Bib Likkle chant: (repeat...): "Noah. Ana. Siam."
> > > > >>>>>I learned that one as "Ohwah. Tagoo. Siam.
> > > > >>>>I like your version for young people like Mos.
> > > > >>>Mos might like "What kind of tool am I?"
> > > > >>He's an empty shell where an empty fart must dwell?
> > > > >
> > > > >Why can't I pass my gas like any other man?
> > > > >And maybe then I'll kno' what kind of tool I am!
> > > >
> > > > You sing like Al Gyro.
> > >
> > > Gyrate: Price of a spinning top.
> > >
> > > Beaming: Happy Chinese vase.
> > >
> > > Creaming: Tasty vase.
> > >
> > > Seaming: Sewing machine vase.
> > >
> > > Steaming: Hot vase.
> > >
> > > Storming: Rainy vase.
> >
> > A vase for keeping grain etc. in would have been better - and drier if
you
> > didn't want the grain to rot.
> >
> > Birmingham: City in the North of England with terrible architecture and
a
> > high Chinese population.
> >
> > Birmingham Alabama: Town in the US that *had* a high Chinese population
> > intil the Poo Putz Clan racists killed them all off!!
>
> Birmingham: Chinese vase with cold pig meat.

Huddersfield: Activity inside a brothel populated by girls with huge
breasts!

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:40EB8DCD.1E1301AF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Blues Buoy <ashishgandre@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:13697ebc.0407052121.6c436a41@posting.google.com...
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:<40E9104B.F4F18F98@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>...
> > > > > > Bob Crowley wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>
> > > > news:<40DEC5AA.DA71EA39@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>...
> > > > > > > > Concave: Against spelunking.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Content: Against camping.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Contrail: Against hiking.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Contour: Against French bicycle races.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Produce: A supporter of Italian dictator Mussolini.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Protect: Favoring innovation.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > bicycle - use twice only
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > bipolar - compass with north and south
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > binary - 2 canaries
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > bimetallic - very heavy metal band
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Biplane: Bisexual flying machine.
> > > > >
> > > > > Antimony - Frugalist
> > > > >
> > > > Beryllium: Interring a guy called Liam.
> > > >
> > > > Barium: Interring anybody's body!
> > > >
> > > > Potassium: Favored by stoned donkeys.
> > > >
> > > > Aluminium: Tasty curried potatoes prepared by Minerva.
> > >
> > > Helium: Gas that cures.
> > >
> > > Curium: A transuranic element that cures.
> > >
> > Radioactive Palestinian leader/a lice in wonderland: Curie Yasser and
> Curie
> > Yasser.
>
> Did he get struck by Depleted Uranium?

Someone threw a dried-up wilting pot plant at the bastard once! A Depleted
Geranium!

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:3F9767F3.EDE43605@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:3F9196EE.891B7EF2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > Orkin: Children of mineral bearing rocks.
> > > > >
> > > > Baring straits - non-gay strippers.
> > >
> > > Bearing: A ring that turns you into a bear.
> > >
> > Ball-Bearing. A sphere that turns you testes into those of a bear.
> >
> > Ball Race: Vet chasing a tom cat!
>
> Atom Bomb: Exploding male cat.

When I posted that, I said "A Tom Bomb!" Remember?

They've got a version of that now that produces much less smoke. It's called
a New Clear Weapon.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> James King wrote:
>
> > In article <0n3oe01shc6co0mtl3ohh81kmgsqlh6l6g@4ax.com>,
> > J. A. Mc. <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> >
> > > On Wed, 07 Jul 2004 13:25:06 GMT, James King <jlking3@ix.netcom.com>
> found
> > > these unused words floating about:
> > >
> > > >In article <shqne0t9s2kor2bja4erbqht1e9fl0ul1e@4ax.com>,
> > > > Alan <bogfern1@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> On 7 Jul 2004 00:31:18 -0700, tsbrueni@dcn.davis.ca.us (Tim
> Bruening)
> > > >> wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> >"Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message
> > > >> >news:<10eg61peobv1td6@corp.supernews.com>...
> > > >> >> Dougal wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> >> > The Greatest Man Ever - 24293 posts (and counting) of such
> idiotic
> > > >> >> > conversation you could almost swear you were in Warsaw.
> > > >> >>
> > > >> >> Like we can't swear no matter where we are.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >Now it's at 24,428.
> > > >>
> > > >> Would you swear to that?
> > > >
> > > >Hmmm ... seems like an Olympic event: sportswear.
> > >
> > > Shhhh ... that's bejing saved for the Chinese Olympunics.
> >
> > Jeff Craine here at the Olympunics, let's go to Bart for the play by
> > play:
> >
> > "Well, Craine, it seems like the Russian team's speeding through the
> > event, but the team from Greece seems to be slipping. The team from
> > Wales seems to be crying, and the team from Tibet was disqualified for
>
> > gambling. The team from Kenya keeps asking others for help, and the
> team
> > from Germany has a leg joint injury which will require antibiotics.
> Back
> > to you, Craine."
>
> Does the Swedish team have a sweet tooth?
>
> The team from Iran is leading in all the foot races.
>
> Napoleon: Sleeping dictator.

Diapoleon: His aMerkin counterpart.

 

5 days to 08/08/08.

 

125 days since April Fools Day (April 1).

 

55 days since 06/07/08.

 

60 days since 06/07/08.

 

herculles wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:<405D85A1.C95BD44B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>...
> > herculles wrote:
> >
> > > Wasn't Fascination what Italy was under Mussolini in the Second
> World War?
> > >
> > > bagelncreamcheese@hotmail.com (meat n potatoes) wrote in message
> news:<1d7e07b1.0403190018.9101f20@posting.google.com>...
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:<40580B73.3EFD8719@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>...
> > > > > Damnation: A country of mother deers.
> > > > >
> > > > > Damnation: A country dependent on hydroelectricity.
> > > >
> > > > fascination.
> >
> > Tarnation: Nation of asphalt.
>
> Tim, you must be a Roads Scholar?

I'm on the E-Road.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42F529C2.A877132E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:424E585E.C01D098@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Combat: Aggressive bat.
> > > >
> > > > Combatants: Aggressive ants, including army ants and belligerents.
> > > >
> > > > Compliant: Docile ant.
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > Docile: Small area of land surrounded by water, where various
> > > medicines are
> > > stored.
> > >
> > > Unarmed Wombat: What they teach Australian commandos.
> > >
> > > Commando: Female deer in charge of a frigate, destroyer or submarine.
> >
> > Doctor: Mountain top that heals.
>
> that's three

3 whatisis?

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42F8170E.532E6CBF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > mike wheeEler wrote:
> >
> > > In article <3FAB4D25.2E6EBA2C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
> > > tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us, Tim Bruening was looking at the world
> oddly when:
> > > >
> > > >Cancer: A knight of small metal containers.
> > > >
> > > Can diass: kodachrome slide rendition of a container of candy...
> >
> > Candy: A sweet can, between Can C and Can E.
>
> Can E bis is much more fun than Can D!
>
> Can A ry is more musical too.

How very Can Knee!

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:411688D9.CDD734B8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41142522.EC23632D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:4031CC8B.C0536FC5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > Sexidecimal: Sex to the 10th power!
> > > > >
> > > > > Saxadecimal: A Saxophone Dectet.
> > > >
> > > > Hexidecimal: Ten curses.
> > >
> > > Saxodecimal: Not a Norman Crumhorn Dectet.
> >
> > Quartet: 4 Vietnamese New Years.
> >
> That's very offensive! (Horrible memories.)
>
> Quimtet: Five lady musicians with their wedding tackle showing!

Were you in Vietnam during the Tet Offensive?