Re: 03/04/05 Puns

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4256587C.FA910C0D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41EB80CE.CC06256D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > So then "nemo" says to the guy:
> > > > >>
> > > > >I played some Bustan Abraham loud once when his kids were using his
> > > > >floor/my ceiling as a trampolie and he came down and bashed on my
> door
> > > > >- until a broom handle misteriously emerged from the letter box at
> very
> > > > >high speed and caught him right in the Solar Plexus! (^!^)
> > > >
> > > > What about the Lunar Plexus?
> > >
> > > The nearest thing he's got to one of those is right between his ears!
> It's
> > > his Looney Plexus!
> >
> > Plexus from Lexus in Texas?
>
> You forgot Nexus - what a criminal hypnotists uses - confluence.
>
> And anyway - don't start doing exus puns. It'll just make your D-Tractors
> even more exus-perated!

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