Re: 03/04/05 Puns

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:48EE96ED.CE35A311@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > > Plotting: Bell in a play.
> > >
> > > Presenting: Bell at Christmas.
> > >
> > > Preventing: Bell that avoids accidents.
> > >
> > > Providing: Bell that wins the bread and brings home the beacon.
> > >
> > > Putting: Bell at the golf course.
> >
> > Did it score a hole in Juan?
>
> Sleeping extinct reptile: Dinosnore.
>
Good one! - until it wakes up - then RUNNNNNNNN!

 

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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44E8D286.871DC01E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42EF0D4E.978B08D7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > David Reihmer wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > In article <41411d50$0$1966$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
> > > > > "Sheila Dundee" <CorKa@optusnet.XCAPScom.au> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > KIMEVANS wrote:
> > > > > > > "J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:9rt0k0hm6vqe5nruliekeg604ej3akvhr7@4ax.com...
> > > > > > >> On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 12:26:55 GMT, "KIMEVANS"
> > > <kimevans@bigpond.com>
> > > > > > >> found these unused words floating about:
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > >>> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> > > > > > >>> news:HrX%c.1910$v93.1869@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > > > > >>>> Equivocation: The dedicated and lifelong online study of
> > > the
> > > > > > >>>> things archers keep their arrows in.
> > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > >>>> I know it's bowlocks and a flight of fancy but who cares?
> > > Just
> > > > > > >>>> string along with me for now.
> > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > >>> I'm starting to think you should be shafted
> > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > >> He is a bit flighty.
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > and bow legged
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I don't know how you can draw these conclusions..it's a lot of
> > > bullseye
> > > > > > think.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > That's open to interpolation.
> > > > > --
> > > >
> > > > At the North or South Pole?
> > > >
> > > > Bipolar: Mentality ill Santa.
> > >
> > > Field Defect: Someone's chucked Sodium Chlorate all over the soil!!!
> > >
> > > That'll rattle ECHELON, that will. It's what the IRA used to use mixed
> > > with
> > > the world famous "other chemical" to explode people by bang!
> >
> > Salt Peter: Man with the magic talent of detonating salt.
>
> Nope. Something closer to home. I ain't sayin what though.
>
> Salt petre is the oxidiser in Gump Howder. Ask Tom Hanks.

Hallucin-Nate: A delusional man.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44E93271.B4B7B4E7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Webby: Apine that spins webs.
> >
> > Wiser: Smart but sadder knight.
> >
> > Wiser: Knight who asks questions.
> >
> > Zebra: Article of clothing worn by striped female grazing animals.
> >
> > Zebu: The 26th ghost in the alphabet.
> >
> > Zebus: I missed ze bus this morning!
>
> Try a telescopic sight next time!
>
> >
> > Transcendental: Transvestite dentists.

Oh-Mick: Electrical Irishman.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:4507A3B1.4C6066B0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > "fredmiller@the.PC" wrote:
> > >
> > > > Buffalo Chilkat <mammal@watering.hole> wrote in message
> > > news:<92b3rv442f81ttg239d1q2d8l62jmpsk9s@4ax.com>...
> > > > > I had a permanent falling out with my hair stylist, that's the
bald
> > > truth.
> > > >
> > > > He trimmed you in the wrong place ?
> > >
> > > Trimming: Chinese barber vase.
> > >
> > > Trimmer: Ocean of barbers.
> >
> > How the meat wholesaler ripped off the butcher.
> >
> > He delivered short bacon sides!
>
> Did the law slice him up?

Yers. He was prosecuted for fried!

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:a69c46fe.0407012326.68caaa22@posting.google.com...
> > maelmill@eunet.at (Elisabeth M?ller) wrote in message
> news:<40d5c92b.7950541@news.eunet-ag.at>...
> > > On Tue, 25 May 2004 02:47:53 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com>
wrote:
> > >
> > > >Sun, 23 May 2004 17:17:12 GMT was a day just like any other,
> > > >until maelmill@eunet.at (Elisabeth M?ller) wrote:
> > > >>On Sat, 22 May 2004 02:53:18 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com>
wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >>>Thu, 20 May 2004 17:49:20 GMT was a day just like any other,
> > > >>>until maelmill@eunet.at (Elisabeth M?ller) wrote:
> > > >>>>On Mon, 10 May 2004 01:14:42 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com>
wrote:
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>>For _most_ of the US, it does. Tim is in California.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>How do you know? Have you seen him there?
> > > >>>
> > > >>>I believe his email address is genuine.
> > > >>
> > > >>You could be right.
> > > >>
> > > >>BTW, I don't think yours is.
> > > >
> > > >Sure it is. The junk I show in Usenet isn't, but my email
> > > >address works like a charm!
> > >
> > > Very charming it is.
> >
> > Charming: A burnt Chinese vase.
>
> Czardas: The animated remains of a burnt Hungarian vase.

Czarda: Father of the ruler of pre-Communist Russia.

 

PerfectReign wrote:
> Evan Platt turned on the Etch-A-Sketch and wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:10:12 -0700, PerfectReign
>> <theperfectreign@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>> We've got the UPS systems under control, AFAIK. In January, we did a test,
>>> and found that each UPS (we have two) was running at 55% capacity. That
>>> wasn't good.
>> You need a new UPS.
>>
>>
> http://cgi.ebay.com/Holec-1000-kVA-Cummins-KTA38-G3-Mechanical-UPS_W0QQitemZ190257851024
>
> Wow, 1000 kVA - not bad.
>
> I think i wrote about it some months back. The Orange County data center is
> housed in a purpose-built one-story building with about 50,000 sq ft of
> floorspace.
>
> They have several UPS units onsite and a diesel generator with enough fuel
> onsite to supply the generator for two weeks. In addition, all air into
> the facility is filtered through both a water and HEPA filter.
>
> They also have onsite rations for up to 40 people for two weeks.
>
> When the sky falls - I want to be there!

Gonna be hard to eat that food without water, the supply of which is
very likely to be interrupted in any disaster bad enough to require
people to live there for two weeks. Have they got a 3000 gallon tank of
drinking water, too?

Or I guess they could all just drink each others piss. YUM!!

And if the food runs out, they could start eating all the bucketfuls of
shit. No water == no toilet, you know, but people have to take a dump
SOMEWHERE. DOUBLE-YUM!!

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