Re: 03/04/05 Puns

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:48FCE1EC.6B5D5EF2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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> nemo wrote:
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> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:41959D11.C39F3C16@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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> > >
> > > headdr wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:400CF148.6D64B8F5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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> > > > >
> > > > > Hauke Reddmann wrote:
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> > > > > > I wanted to make some textil jokes, but they
> > > > > > are hardly satinsfying. In fact, they are
> > > > > > totally lam?.
> > > > >
> > > > > Textile: The writing on the walls and floors.
> > > > >
> > > > > Fabric: cloth walls.
> > > > >
> > > > Hostile: The stable floor.
> > > > Most people dont cotton to textile jokes.
> > > > I say, Linen let live!
> > >
> > > Bentile: Curved floor covering.
> > >
> > Benzine: A carcinogenic paperback periodic publication.
>
> Cancer: Tumor knight.

Ice up hose (brrr!) he has to take his armour in for a bit of pan-L B-ting
now and again.