Re: 03/04/05 Puns

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> nemo wrote:
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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:4430C4AF.5FC102B3@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Raphael Kearns <raphael@kearns.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > > news:cmp2ud$2bu$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > > >
> > > > > "nemo" <nemo@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> > > > > news:jX8gd.59654$i02.17236@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > > > > CCTV: A channel that only shows gay programmes.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > GUMTV: A channel which outlines pitfalls of unprotected sex.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > BBC: Run by two marine apines.
> > > >
> > > > ITV: All the employees are permanently stoned.
> > > >
> > > > ABC: A station based on the only part of the alphabet that Geroge
> > > > Dubya-Your-Oil-Money Bush knows.
> > > >
> > > > Fox News: A station that fox the Democrats at every opportuninty.
> > > >
> > > > Fox Kids: What Michael Jackson does. Bastard!
> > >
> > > C-SPAN: Does shows on ocean crossing bridges.
> > >
> >
> > OUTSPAN: Name of Apartheid South African oranges to make you think they
came
> > from Spain and not boycot them.
> >
> > Wilkim to Sithiffrikkeh! Pollop a blekkmen an siddown!
> >
> > Miss Lee Ding: Apartheid South African government advertising exec.
>
> Boycot: Son of a mancot and a womancot. His sister is a girlcot. They
> eat apricots.

And if they can't get apricots, they settle for the smaller versions with
tails: monkeypricots!

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:48DEB050.A5FCE8CF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:43327319.A4CA702B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Remains of a ghost that's been set fire to: Ghoulash.
> > > >
> > > > What does the Indian ghost live in?
> > > >
> > > > A creepy teepee.
> >
> > 2 x 17 days to halloween!
>
> Bugger your halloween. It's around three weeks to when I and everyone else
> over 60 whose real surname begins with 'M' gets their Winter Fuel Payment of
> ?250. ($393.17) The weather last winter here in London was mostly mild, so
> the cash stayed in the bank and contributed to a very nice Christmas.
>
> Much more worth shouting about than halloweeeeeen!

364 days to Halloween.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:48DEB050.A5FCE8CF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:43327319.A4CA702B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Remains of a ghost that's been set fire to: Ghoulash.
> > > >
> > > > What does the Indian ghost live in?
> > > >
> > > > A creepy teepee.
> >
> > 2 x 17 days to halloween!
>
> Bugger your halloween. It's around three weeks to when I and everyone else
> over 60 whose real surname begins with 'M' gets their Winter Fuel Payment of
> ?250. ($393.17) The weather last winter here in London was mostly mild, so
> the cash stayed in the bank and contributed to a very nice Christmas.
>
> Much more worth shouting about than halloweeeeeen!

52 weeks to Halloween.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:48DEB050.A5FCE8CF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:43327319.A4CA702B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Remains of a ghost that's been set fire to: Ghoulash.
> > > >
> > > > What does the Indian ghost live in?
> > > >
> > > > A creepy teepee.
> >
> > 2 x 17 days to halloween!
>
> Bugger your halloween. It's around three weeks to when I and everyone else
> over 60 whose real surname begins with 'M' gets their Winter Fuel Payment of
> ?250. ($393.17) The weather last winter here in London was mostly mild, so
> the cash stayed in the bank and contributed to a very nice Christmas.
>
> Much more worth shouting about than halloweeeeeen!
>
> Very small children foolishly going round oblong or or square - whatever you
> like - trick or treating: Haloweenies.

2 x 26 weeks to Halloween.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:48DEB050.A5FCE8CF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:43327319.A4CA702B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Remains of a ghost that's been set fire to: Ghoulash.
> > > >
> > > > What does the Indian ghost live in?
> > > >
> > > > A creepy teepee.
> >
> > 2 x 17 days to halloween!
>
> Bugger your halloween. It's around three weeks to when I and everyone else
> over 60 whose real surname begins with 'M' gets their Winter Fuel Payment of
> ?250. ($393.17) The weather last winter here in London was mostly mild, so
> the cash stayed in the bank and contributed to a very nice Christmas.
>
> Much more worth shouting about than halloweeeeeen!
>
> Very small children foolishly going round oblong or or square - whatever you
> like - trick or treating: Haloweenies.

4 x 13 weeks to Halloween.

 

85 days since 08/08/08.

 

290 days to my brother Ben's 47th birthday on August 19.

 

195 days to May 16.

 

190 days to May 11.

 

180 days since May 6.

 

170 days since May 16.