Re: 03/04/05 Puns

120 days since October 28.

 

125 days to June 29.

 

15 days since February 10.

 

105 days since November 12.

 

360 days since March 2.

 

90 days to 5/25.

 

170 days to August 13.

 

200 days to September 12.

 

185 days since August 18.

 

195 days since August 14.

 

230 days since July 10.

 

20 days since Super Tuesday.

 

270 days to November 21.

 

340 days since March 22.

 

45 days to April 10.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:47BE9EA9.63CCCE36@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:414D794A.D8CF4900@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:414A367F.F7F3A49B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:4144392E.E13E550A@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > > > James D. Davis (jimd@gate.net) wrote on 1995-03-28 19:44:05
> > PST:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Dick Wentworth (dwent@tiac.net) wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > : A duck walks into a 7-11 and says, "Give me some
> > chapstick and
> > > put
> > > > > it
> > > > > > > on my
> > > > > > > > > : bill!"
> > > > > > > > > : That cracks me up every time.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I didn't know this was gonna turn into a web site. But if
> >
> > > that's
> > > > > > > > > afoot...
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Q. What do you get with two ducks and a cow?
> > > > > > > > > A. Quackers and milk.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Q. What do ducks eat for breakfast?
> > > > > > > > > A. Quacker Oats.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Q. What do you call a duck who plays bridge?
> > > > > > > > > A. Donald Trump.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Waddle the rest of you think up?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Why was the duck con released?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Because he got credit for good con-duck.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > What do you use to patch up an injured duck?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Duck tape.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > What would you use to patch up the country of Greece if it
> > were
> > > injured?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Ellas toplast.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Not Con Crete?
> > > > > >
> > > > > Allas not. Ellas is Greek for Greece, although why Greek for bank
> > is
> > > Trapeze
> > > > > and the word 'Idiot' appears on their Road Fund Licenses, I've no
> > eye
> > > deer.
> > > >
> > > > You have blind deer?
> > > >
> > > I bound its legs together too. It seemed like a knee-tie deer!
> >
> > Goldberg: Yellow ice berg.
>
> Goldberg Variations: Same, but in all different colours.

Goldy: Yellow demon.

 

This synchronicity rebop is really starting to scare me....

I mentioned just today that I had dismally failed to auction
myself on eBay under the title "I was Hitler's Toothbrush".

and now this...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/02/23/whitler123.xml

-- Bill Cleere

"I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of wearing
an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendhal)

 

On Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:31:45 -0800, Bill Cleere wrote:

> This synchronicity rebop is really starting to scare me....
>
> I mentioned just today that I had dismally failed to auction
> myself on eBay under the title "I was Hitler's Toothbrush".
>
> and now this...
>
> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/02/23/whitler123.xml

I don't get it.

There's nothing about toothbrushes there.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

The French Academy refused to hang this picture
because it didn't have enough paint on it.

< Benchley

 

Shorting: Bell small in height.

Shorting: Shocking bell.

Snorting: Sleeping bell.

Spotting: Musical little dots.

Sporting: Games bell.

 

ABC: Ocean of bees on TV.

AC: An ocean with lots of currents.

BC: Ocean of stings

CBS: Ocean of TV showing bullshit.

CC: Ocean of copies.

DC: Ocean of politicians.

EC: European ocean.

EC: Electronic ocean.

Fancy: Ocean of pretty fans.

HC: Ocean high on drugs.

IC: Very cold ocean.

IC: Internet ocean.

JC: Ocean of clothing stores.

KC: Kansas ocean.

LC: Ocean of books (Library of Congress).

Lacy: Ocean of shoe laces.

MC: Ceremonial ocean.

Macy: Ocean of clothing in the 5th month.

NBC: Another ocean of bees on TV.

PC: Ocean of urine.

QC: Ocean of lines.

RC: Ocean of asses.

UC: Intellectual ocean.

WC: Ocean of toilets.