Re: Bertie the Bunyip is froging me.

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Mike Rieves, Feb 10, 2008.

  1. Archie Leach

    Archie Leach Guest

    Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:

    >On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 08:40:42 -0800, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>On Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:54:17 +0000
    >>Peter J Ross <pjr@example.invalid> wasted precious bandwith with:
    >>
    >>> In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:46:03 -0800 (PST), the
    >>> messenjah <theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz> wrote:
    >>>
    >>> > I read a story about a guy just like you, Cannon... He was
    >>> > harassing another guy and he was trying to humiliate him via the
    >>> > internet... Anyway to make a long story short. This guy who was
    >>> > doing the harassing was found murdered in his car.
    >>> >
    >>> > Tread lightly, ya fucking snitch.
    >>>
    >>> Remind me, chuckles: which part of the Baptist Confession of Faith
    >>> endorses murdering people who laugh at your pathetic Usenet
    >>> antics.
    >>>
    >>> Btw, I thought you said you had better things to do than reply to
    >>> Mr Cannon.
    >>>

    >>
    >>Usenet death threat = ="I cant win this argument".
    >>
    >>The last straw grasped at by those who the world has SPANKED, daily.

    >
    >Chuckles gets spanked daily by real life and then comes here to get
    >away from it all and ...Ooops!
    >
    >Jade


    Oh, that poor Chuckles, soooooooooooooo close!!!!!! But no
    cigar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. Art Deco

    Art Deco Guest

    Re: Where's the poetry?

    <theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz> wrote:

    >On Feb 14, 8:09?am, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
    >> On Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:54:17 +0000, Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >> >In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:46:03 -0800 (PST), the
    >> >messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> I read a story about a guy just like you, Cannon... He was harassing
    >> >> another guy and he was trying to humiliate him via the internet...
    >> >> Anyway to make a long story short. This guy who was doing the
    >> >> harassing was found murdered in his car.

    >>
    >> >> Tread lightly, ya fucking snitch.

    >>
    >> >Remind me,chuckles: which part of the Baptist Confession of Faith
    >> >endorses murdering people who laugh at your pathetic Usenet antics.

    >>
    >> >Btw, I thought you said you had better things to do than reply to Mr
    >> >Cannon.

    >>
    >> "Better things" meant "reply with death threats."
    >>
    >> Jade

    >
    >Maybe you and Kevin should call the police again? Poor Cannon... I
    >scared the shit out of the guy. The police told me... There are others
    >who are looking into the possibilty of finding Mr. Cannon... It's
    >amazing the snitch still posts here... And you fucktards join right
    >in... Where are the poets? Why aren't people commenting on David
    >Rutowski's poetry. Where's Martijn Benders? Where is his wonderful
    >poetry?


    Where's the death threats?

    --
    Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
     
  3. Re: Where's the poetry?

    theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz wrote:

    Where are the poets? Why aren't people commenting on David
    > Rutowski's poetry. Where's Martijn Benders? Where is his wonderful
    > poetry?


    Angry bike man
    Feels loss of power in life
    Criess out on Usenet
     
  4. Fred Hall

    Fred Hall Guest

    Re: Where's the poetry?

    On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:34:53 -0800 (PST), theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz
    wrote:

    >On Feb 14, 8:09?am, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
    >> On Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:54:17 +0000, Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >> >In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:46:03 -0800 (PST), the
    >> >messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> I read a story about a guy just like you, Cannon... He was harassing
    >> >> another guy and he was trying to humiliate him via the internet...
    >> >> Anyway to make a long story short. This guy who was doing the
    >> >> harassing was found murdered in his car.

    >>
    >> >> Tread lightly, ya fucking snitch.

    >>
    >> >Remind me,chuckles: which part of the Baptist Confession of Faith
    >> >endorses murdering people who laugh at your pathetic Usenet antics.

    >>
    >> >Btw, I thought you said you had better things to do than reply to Mr
    >> >Cannon.

    >>
    >> "Better things" meant "reply with death threats."
    >>
    >> Jade

    >
    >Maybe you and Kevin should call the police again? Poor Cannon... I
    >scared the shit out of the guy. The police told me... There are others
    >who are looking into the possibilty of finding Mr. Cannon... It's
    >amazing the snitch still posts here... And you fucktards join right
    >in... Where are the poets? Why aren't people commenting on David
    >Rutowski's poetry. Where's Martijn Benders? Where is his wonderful
    >poetry?
    >
    >http://www.chuck-lysaght.info


    I suspect they all left after some tortoise-headed kook of
    indeterminate sex posted a poem in which he/she expressed a desire to
    have sex with little girls.

    --

    Lits Slut#10
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  5. Mike Rieves

    Mike Rieves Guest

    "Mike Rieves" <mreives@notspum.com> wrote in message
    news:2f16r3t7i8sdritnrhsk7ecac3rbbi2l5n@4ax.com...
    > On Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:46:03 -0800 (PST), in
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, the messenjah
    > <theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz> bloviated:
    >
    >>
    >>I read a story about a guy just like you, Cannon... He was harassing
    >>another guy and he was trying to humiliate him via the internet...
    >>Anyway to make a long story short. This guy who was doing the
    >>harassing was found murdered in his car.
    >>
    >>Tread lightly, ya fucking snitch.

    >
    > I wish I could be as impotent and pathetic as you are. It is a dream
    > of mine to one day be able to bluster marginally legal threats at
    > people in a vain and delusional hope that they will see me as a real
    > man.


    The thing is that "marginally" legal threats are still legal, and that is
    what is going to turn around and bite you on the ass some day soon. Until
    then, have fun!
     
  6. Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called the
    messenjah stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

    : On Feb 11, 12:07 am, K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
    : : On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 20:58:32 -0500, Gary L. Burnore
    : :
    : :
    : :
    : :
    : :
    : : <gburn...@databasix.com> wrote:
    : : : On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 17:55:48 -0800, Mike Rieves
    : : : <mre...@notspum.com> wrote:
    : :
    : : : : On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 20:13:46 -0500, in the land of
    : : : : alt.usenet.kooks, K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> got
    : : : : double secret probation for writing:
    : :
    : : : : : On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 17:27:01 -0600, "Mike Rieves"
    : : : : : <mr...@hotspam.com> wrote:
    : :
    : : : : : : "Mike Rieves" <I...@m.an.asshole> wrote in message
    : : : : : : news:Xns9A40E030ED998pissupropeeh@207.14.116.130...
    : : : : : : : And there's not a fucking thing I can do about it.
    : :
    : : : : : : : Mike "dummer'n dirt" Rieves
    : :
    : : : : : : You're committing identity theft, a felony, and your ISP or
    : : : : : : NSP or whatever, can be prosecuted as an accomplice. You've
    : : : : : : apparently found an ISP/NSP that is very tolerant, perhaps
    : : : : : : you should cease and desist from criminal identity theft,
    : : : : : : because I doubt they will be so tolerant when faced with
    : : : : : : criminal charges because of you.
    : :
    : : : : : Him frogging you isn't illegal or a crime.
    : : : : : It's annoying though...
    : :
    : : : : : behave yourself....someone.
    : :
    : : : : Don't make me come to New Jersey and talk to your dad.
    : :
    : : : : Mike "Impotent, Like Lysaght" Rieves
    : :
    : : : heh.
    : :
    : : Isn't the traditional method to leave impotent voice messages?
    : :
    : : --
    : : K. A. Cannon
    : : kcannon at insurgent dot org
    : : (change the orgy to org to reply)
    : :
    : : http://www.insurgent.org/
    : :
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    : : #6 Top Assholes on the Net lits.
    : : #5 Most hated Usenetizens of all time
    : : #15 AUK psychos and felons lits
    : : #5 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine- Hide quoted text -
    : :
    : : - Show quoted text -
    :
    : I read a story about a guy just like you, Cannon... He was harassing
    : another guy and he was trying to humiliate him via the internet...
    : Anyway to make a long story short. This guy who was doing the
    : harassing was found murdered in his car.
    :
    : Tread lightly, ya fucking snitch.

    you just auto-humiliated yerself with this poast.

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  7. Re: Where's the poetry?

    On Feb 14, 11:03?am, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
    > On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:34:53 -0800 (PST), theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz
    > wrote:
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > >On Feb 14, 8:09?am, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
    > >> On Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:54:17 +0000, Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid>
    > >> wrote:

    >
    > >> >In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:46:03 -0800 (PST), the
    > >> >messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> I read a story about a guy just like you, Cannon... He was harassing
    > >> >> another guy and he was trying to humiliate him via the internet...
    > >> >> Anyway to make a long story short. This guy who was doing the
    > >> >> harassing was found murdered in his car.

    >
    > >> >> Tread lightly, ya fucking snitch.

    >
    > >> >Remind me,chuckles: which part of the Baptist Confession of Faith
    > >> >endorses murdering people who laugh at your pathetic Usenet antics.

    >
    > >> >Btw, I thought you said you had better things to do than reply to Mr
    > >> >Cannon.

    >
    > >> "Better things" meant "reply with death threats."

    >
    > >> Jade

    >
    > >Maybe you and Kevin should call the police again? Poor Cannon... I
    > >scared the shit out of the guy. The police told me... There are others
    > >who are looking into the possibilty of finding Mr. Cannon... It's
    > >amazing the snitch still posts here... And you fucktards join right
    > >in... Where are the poets? Why aren't people commenting on David
    > >Rutowski's poetry. Where's Martijn Benders? Where is his wonderful
    > >poetry?

    >
    > >http://www.chuck-lysaght.info

    >
    > Peter J. Ross has been posting some good poetry that he wrote and
    > didn't steal from other people. You should give it a read, since
    > you're a big fan.
    >
    > Jade- Hide quoted text -
    >
    > - Show quoted text -


    I would suggest the Norton Anthology of English Literature, always a
    good place to start for real poetry.

    The rest is just shit, truly, j.u.s.t. s.h.i.t.
     
  8. Peter J Ross

    Peter J Ross Guest

    Re: Where's the poetry?

    In rec.arts.poems on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:34:53 -0800 (PST),
    theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz <theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz> wrote:

    > On Feb 14, 8:09am, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
    >> On Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:54:17 +0000, Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >> >Btw, I thought you said you had better things to do than reply to Mr
    >> >Cannon.

    >>
    >> "Better things" meant "reply with death threats."

    >
    > Maybe you and Kevin should call the police again?


    Why? Have you committed any new breaches of state and federal criminal
    law?

    If so, perhaps you should buy a false beard. It might help the
    arresting officer to guess your sex.

    > Poor Cannon... I scared the shit out of the guy. The police told
    > me...


    One of my favourite incidents while watching ChucklesCam was when a
    police officer entered the UPS Store. I liked the way you crouched in
    your corner, head tucked as far into your ropy neck as it would go,
    trying to make yourself invisible and regretting that you don't have a
    shell to match your testudinal face. It's just a pity that the refresh
    rate made it impossible to confirm that you were visibly shaking with
    fear.

    > There are others who are looking into the possibilty of finding Mr.
    > Cannon...


    Real men (or real persons of unidentifiable sex) don't make death
    threats by proxy, chuckles.

    > It's amazing the snitch still posts here... And you fucktards join
    > right in... Where are the poets?


    Are you short of new material to plagiarise?

    > Why aren't people commenting on David Rutowski's poetry.


    Why aren't you calling his wife a gook and accusing him of molesting
    his son?

    > Where's Martijn Benders? Where is his wonderful poetry?


    Some of it is due for publication in a book. If I explain in simple
    language what a book is, will you try to read it in the library?

    > http://www.chuck-lysaght.info


    Yesterday's fantasy about handing out valentines to "hot babes" in the
    street was the funniest for weeks. Please try to maintain this high
    standard.

    --
    PJR :)

    <http://pjr.lasnobberia.net/>
     
  9. Daedalus

    Daedalus Guest

    Re: Where's the poetry?

    On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 17:03:20 -0800, My Conscience
    <thatdarnsocknipping@myheels.invalid> wrote:

    >theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz wrote:
    >
    >Where are the poets? Why aren't people commenting on David
    >> Rutowski's poetry. Where's Martijn Benders? Where is his wonderful
    >> poetry?

    >
    >Angry bike man
    >Feels loss of power in life
    >Criess out on Usenet


    *applause*

    Jade
     
  10. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Fri, 15 Feb 2008 05:12:39 -0000, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Steve Leyland"
    <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> bloviated:


    >you just auto-humiliated yerself with this poast.


    So, Steve, just a minor point of order, you did mean *that* and not
    *this*?

    <RUNS>
     
  11. Daedalus

    Daedalus Guest

    On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:42:07 -0600, "Mike Rieves" <mriev@hotspam.com>
    wrote:

    >
    >"Mike Rieves" <mreives@notspum.com> wrote in message
    >news:2f16r3t7i8sdritnrhsk7ecac3rbbi2l5n@4ax.com...
    >> On Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:46:03 -0800 (PST), in
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, the messenjah
    >> <theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz> bloviated:
    >>
    >>>
    >>>I read a story about a guy just like you, Cannon... He was harassing
    >>>another guy and he was trying to humiliate him via the internet...
    >>>Anyway to make a long story short. This guy who was doing the
    >>>harassing was found murdered in his car.
    >>>
    >>>Tread lightly, ya fucking snitch.

    >>
    >> I wish I could be as impotent and pathetic as you are. It is a dream
    >> of mine to one day be able to bluster marginally legal threats at
    >> people in a vain and delusional hope that they will see me as a real
    >> man.

    >
    >The thing is that "marginally" legal threats are still legal, and that is
    >what is going to turn around and bite you on the ass some day soon. Until
    >then, have fun!
    >


    Have you killfiled me yet? I did not get the email confirmation.

    Jade
     
  12. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:42:07 -0600, in alt.usenet.kooks, "Mike Rieves"
    <mriev@hotspam.com> bloviated:

    >
    >"Mike Rieves" <mreives@notspum.com> wrote in message
    >news:2f16r3t7i8sdritnrhsk7ecac3rbbi2l5n@4ax.com...
    >> On Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:46:03 -0800 (PST), in
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, the messenjah
    >> <theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz> bloviated:
    >>
    >>>
    >>>I read a story about a guy just like you, Cannon... He was harassing
    >>>another guy and he was trying to humiliate him via the internet...
    >>>Anyway to make a long story short. This guy who was doing the
    >>>harassing was found murdered in his car.
    >>>
    >>>Tread lightly, ya fucking snitch.

    >>
    >> I wish I could be as impotent and pathetic as you are. It is a dream
    >> of mine to one day be able to bluster marginally legal threats at
    >> people in a vain and delusional hope that they will see me as a real
    >> man.

    >
    >The thing is that "marginally" legal threats are still legal]


    That would explain the use of the term *legal* in the OP. Do you
    always take time out of your busy day to explain what was obvious to
    anyone with more than a 3rd grade education?

    >and that is
    >what is going to turn around and bite you on the ass some day soon. Until
    >then, have fun!
    >


    What legal threats are you implying, this time? I see you have given
    up on your incredibly clueless belief that the use of nyms online is
    *identity theft*. So what do you imagine is your new legal threat
    going to be?
     
  13. "Mike Rieves" <mriev@hotspam.com> wrote in
    news:tK8tj.100292$L%6.38555@bignews3.bellsouth.net:

    >
    > "Mike Rieves" <mreives@notspum.com> wrote in message
    > news:2f16r3t7i8sdritnrhsk7ecac3rbbi2l5n@4ax.com...
    >> On Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:46:03 -0800 (PST), in
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, the messenjah
    >> <theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz> bloviated:
    >>
    >>>
    >>>I read a story about a guy just like you, Cannon... He was harassing
    >>>another guy and he was trying to humiliate him via the internet...
    >>>Anyway to make a long story short. This guy who was doing the
    >>>harassing was found murdered in his car.
    >>>
    >>>Tread lightly, ya fucking snitch.

    >>
    >> I wish I could be as impotent and pathetic as you are. It is a dream
    >> of mine to one day be able to bluster marginally legal threats at
    >> people in a vain and delusional hope that they will see me as a real
    >> man.

    >
    > The thing is that "marginally" legal threats are still legal, and that
    > is what is going to turn around and bite you on the ass some day soon.
    > Until then, have fun!




    Bwawahwahwhahhw!

    I will.



    Bertie
     
  14. Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
    news:924br39p5v3345b88tbloioaimc7k159qv@4ax.com:

    > On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:42:07 -0600, in alt.usenet.kooks, "Mike Rieves"
    > <mriev@hotspam.com> bloviated:
    >
    >>
    >>"Mike Rieves" <mreives@notspum.com> wrote in message
    >>news:2f16r3t7i8sdritnrhsk7ecac3rbbi2l5n@4ax.com...
    >>> On Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:46:03 -0800 (PST), in
    >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, the messenjah
    >>> <theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz> bloviated:
    >>>
    >>>>
    >>>>I read a story about a guy just like you, Cannon... He was harassing
    >>>>another guy and he was trying to humiliate him via the internet...
    >>>>Anyway to make a long story short. This guy who was doing the
    >>>>harassing was found murdered in his car.
    >>>>
    >>>>Tread lightly, ya fucking snitch.
    >>>
    >>> I wish I could be as impotent and pathetic as you are. It is a dream
    >>> of mine to one day be able to bluster marginally legal threats at
    >>> people in a vain and delusional hope that they will see me as a real
    >>> man.

    >>
    >>The thing is that "marginally" legal threats are still legal]

    >
    > That would explain the use of the term *legal* in the OP. Do you
    > always take time out of your busy day to explain what was obvious to
    > anyone with more than a 3rd grade education?
    >
    >>and that is
    >>what is going to turn around and bite you on the ass some day soon.
    >>Until then, have fun!
    >>

    >
    > What legal threats are you implying, this time? I see you have given
    > up on your incredibly clueless belief that the use of nyms online is
    > *identity theft*. So what do you imagine is your new legal threat
    > going to be?
    >
    >


    Is this some sort of troll?


    Bertie
     
  15. the messenjah <theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz> wrote in
    news:d135493c-e2c1-4f2c-8557-118048305345@q65g2000hsd.googlegroups.com:

    > On Feb 13, 10:31?am, K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
    >> the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz> posted
    >> <c2c5b9a2-3532-48bd-8e76-975c3fb0c...@u10g2000prn.googlegroups.com>
    >> in rec.arts.poems on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:46:03 -0800 (PST):
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> >On Feb 11, 12:07?am, K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
    >> >> On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 20:58:32 -0500, Gary L. Burnore

    >>
    >> >> <gburn...@databasix.com> wrote:
    >> >> >On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 17:55:48 -0800, Mike Rieves
    >> >> ><mre...@notspum.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 20:13:46 -0500, in the land of
    >> >> >>alt.usenet.kooks, K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> got
    >> >> >>double secret probation for

    >
    >> >> >>writing:

    >>
    >> >> >>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 17:27:01 -0600, "Mike Rieves"
    >> >> >>><mr...@hotspam.com

    >>
    >> >> >>>wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >>>>"Mike Rieves" <I...@m.an.asshole> wrote in message
    >> >> >>>>news:Xns9A40E030ED998pissupropeeh@207.14.116.130...
    >> >> >>>>> And there's not a fucking thing I can do about it.

    >>
    >> >> >>>>> Mike "dummer'n dirt" Rieves

    >>
    >> >> >>>>You're committing identity theft, a felony, and your ISP or
    >> >> >>>>NSP or

    > whatever,
    >> >> >>>>can be prosecuted as an accomplice. You've apparently found an
    >> >> >>>>ISP/

    > NSP that
    >> >> >>>>is very tolerant, perhaps you should cease and desist from
    >> >> >>>>criminal

    > identity
    >> >> >>>>theft, because I doubt they will be so tolerant when faced
    >> >> >>>>with cri

    > minal
    >> >> >>>>charges because of you.

    >>
    >> >> >>>Him frogging you isn't illegal or a crime.
    >> >> >>>It's annoying though...

    >>
    >> >> >>>behave yourself....someone.

    >>
    >> >> >>Don't make me come to New Jersey and talk to your dad.

    >>
    >> >> >>Mike "Impotent, Like Lysaght" Rieves

    >>
    >> >> >heh.

    >>
    >> >> Isn't the traditional method to leave impotent voice messages?

    >>
    >> >> --
    >> >> K. A. Cannon
    >> >> kcannon at insurgent dot org
    >> >> (change the orgy to org to reply)

    >>
    >> >>http://www.insurgent.org/

    >>
    >> >> #9 People ruining UseNet lits.
    >> >> #6 Top Assholes on the Net lits.
    >> >> #5 Most hated Usenetizens of all time
    >> >> #15 AUK psychos and felons lits
    >> >> #5 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine- Hide quoted text -

    >>
    >> >> - Show quoted text -

    >>
    >> >I read a story about a guy just like you, Cannon... He was harassing
    >> >another guy and he was trying to humiliate him via the internet...
    >> >Anyway to make a long story short. This guy who was doing the
    >> >harassing was found murdered in his car.

    >>
    >> How am I harassing you Chuck? Have I made multiple calls to your
    >> place of business like you do?
    >> You've harassed people before Chuck. You are a coward on the phone.
    >>
    >> And now death threats...how cute.
    >>
    >> >Tread lightly, ya fucking snitch.

    >>
    >> That whole fax the Allendale PD thing never crosses your cess pool of
    >> a mind eh?
    >>
    >> Hypocritical cowardly old cretinous preverted fool.
    >>
    >> --
    >> K. A. Cannon
    >> kcannon at insurgent dot org
    >> (change the orgy to org to reply)
    >>
    >> Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
    >> It's already tomorrow in Australia.
    >> -Charles Schultz
    >>
    >> COOSN-266-06-02374
    >> Hammer of Thor, April 2005
    >> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER June 2007
    >> Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle X 2
    >> #9 People ruining UseNet lits.
    >> #6 Top Assholes on the Net lits.
    >> #5 Most hated Usenetizens of all time
    >> #15 AUK psychos and felons lits
    >> #5 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine- Hide quoted text -
    >>
    >> - Show quoted text -

    >
    > You're a cowardly snitch, Cannon.
    >


    A cowadly snitch?

    Bwawhahwhahwhahwha!

    God I've missed you Chuckles!

    miss me?

    "Cowardly snitch"
    This wouldn't be half as funny if I didn't know what your voice sounded
    like.


    Bwawahwhahwhahhwhahwhahwhah!

    Bertie
     
  16. Daedalus

    Daedalus Guest

    On Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:17:34 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:42:07 -0600, in alt.usenet.kooks, "Mike Rieves"
    ><mriev@hotspam.com> bloviated:
    >
    >>
    >>"Mike Rieves" <mreives@notspum.com> wrote in message
    >>news:2f16r3t7i8sdritnrhsk7ecac3rbbi2l5n@4ax.com...
    >>> On Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:46:03 -0800 (PST), in
    >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, the messenjah
    >>> <theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz> bloviated:
    >>>
    >>>>
    >>>>I read a story about a guy just like you, Cannon... He was harassing
    >>>>another guy and he was trying to humiliate him via the internet...
    >>>>Anyway to make a long story short. This guy who was doing the
    >>>>harassing was found murdered in his car.
    >>>>
    >>>>Tread lightly, ya fucking snitch.
    >>>
    >>> I wish I could be as impotent and pathetic as you are. It is a dream
    >>> of mine to one day be able to bluster marginally legal threats at
    >>> people in a vain and delusional hope that they will see me as a real
    >>> man.

    >>
    >>The thing is that "marginally" legal threats are still legal]

    >
    >That would explain the use of the term *legal* in the OP. Do you
    >always take time out of your busy day to explain what was obvious to
    >anyone with more than a 3rd grade education?
    >
    >>and that is
    >>what is going to turn around and bite you on the ass some day soon. Until
    >>then, have fun!
    >>

    >
    >What legal threats are you implying, this time? I see you have given
    >up on your incredibly clueless belief that the use of nyms online is
    >*identity theft*. So what do you imagine is your new legal threat
    >going to be?
    >


    Crossposting over state lines is a felony!

    Jade
     
  17. Daedalus

    Daedalus Guest

    On Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:52:39 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
    wrote:

    >the messenjah <theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz> wrote in
    >news:d135493c-e2c1-4f2c-8557-118048305345@q65g2000hsd.googlegroups.com:
    >
    >> On Feb 13, 10:31?am, K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
    >>> the messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz> posted
    >>> <c2c5b9a2-3532-48bd-8e76-975c3fb0c...@u10g2000prn.googlegroups.com>
    >>> in rec.arts.poems on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:46:03 -0800 (PST):
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> >On Feb 11, 12:07?am, K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
    >>> >> On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 20:58:32 -0500, Gary L. Burnore
    >>>
    >>> >> <gburn...@databasix.com> wrote:
    >>> >> >On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 17:55:48 -0800, Mike Rieves
    >>> >> ><mre...@notspum.com> wrote:
    >>>
    >>> >> >>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 20:13:46 -0500, in the land of
    >>> >> >>alt.usenet.kooks, K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> got
    >>> >> >>double secret probation for

    >>
    >>> >> >>writing:
    >>>
    >>> >> >>>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 17:27:01 -0600, "Mike Rieves"
    >>> >> >>><mr...@hotspam.com
    >>>
    >>> >> >>>wrote:
    >>>
    >>> >> >>>>"Mike Rieves" <I...@m.an.asshole> wrote in message
    >>> >> >>>>news:Xns9A40E030ED998pissupropeeh@207.14.116.130...
    >>> >> >>>>> And there's not a fucking thing I can do about it.
    >>>
    >>> >> >>>>> Mike "dummer'n dirt" Rieves
    >>>
    >>> >> >>>>You're committing identity theft, a felony, and your ISP or
    >>> >> >>>>NSP or

    >> whatever,
    >>> >> >>>>can be prosecuted as an accomplice. You've apparently found an
    >>> >> >>>>ISP/

    >> NSP that
    >>> >> >>>>is very tolerant, perhaps you should cease and desist from
    >>> >> >>>>criminal

    >> identity
    >>> >> >>>>theft, because I doubt they will be so tolerant when faced
    >>> >> >>>>with cri

    >> minal
    >>> >> >>>>charges because of you.
    >>>
    >>> >> >>>Him frogging you isn't illegal or a crime.
    >>> >> >>>It's annoying though...
    >>>
    >>> >> >>>behave yourself....someone.
    >>>
    >>> >> >>Don't make me come to New Jersey and talk to your dad.
    >>>
    >>> >> >>Mike "Impotent, Like Lysaght" Rieves
    >>>
    >>> >> >heh.
    >>>
    >>> >> Isn't the traditional method to leave impotent voice messages?
    >>>
    >>> >> --
    >>> >> K. A. Cannon
    >>> >> kcannon at insurgent dot org
    >>> >> (change the orgy to org to reply)
    >>>
    >>> >>http://www.insurgent.org/
    >>>
    >>> >> #9 People ruining UseNet lits.
    >>> >> #6 Top Assholes on the Net lits.
    >>> >> #5 Most hated Usenetizens of all time
    >>> >> #15 AUK psychos and felons lits
    >>> >> #5 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine- Hide quoted text -
    >>>
    >>> >> - Show quoted text -
    >>>
    >>> >I read a story about a guy just like you, Cannon... He was harassing
    >>> >another guy and he was trying to humiliate him via the internet...
    >>> >Anyway to make a long story short. This guy who was doing the
    >>> >harassing was found murdered in his car.
    >>>
    >>> How am I harassing you Chuck? Have I made multiple calls to your
    >>> place of business like you do?
    >>> You've harassed people before Chuck. You are a coward on the phone.
    >>>
    >>> And now death threats...how cute.
    >>>
    >>> >Tread lightly, ya fucking snitch.
    >>>
    >>> That whole fax the Allendale PD thing never crosses your cess pool of
    >>> a mind eh?
    >>>
    >>> Hypocritical cowardly old cretinous preverted fool.
    >>>
    >>> --
    >>> K. A. Cannon
    >>> kcannon at insurgent dot org
    >>> (change the orgy to org to reply)
    >>>
    >>> Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
    >>> It's already tomorrow in Australia.
    >>> -Charles Schultz
    >>>
    >>> COOSN-266-06-02374
    >>> Hammer of Thor, April 2005
    >>> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER June 2007
    >>> Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle X 2
    >>> #9 People ruining UseNet lits.
    >>> #6 Top Assholes on the Net lits.
    >>> #5 Most hated Usenetizens of all time
    >>> #15 AUK psychos and felons lits
    >>> #5 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine- Hide quoted text -
    >>>
    >>> - Show quoted text -

    >>
    >> You're a cowardly snitch, Cannon.
    >>

    >
    >A cowadly snitch?
    >
    >Bwawhahwhahwhahwha!
    >
    >God I've missed you Chuckles!
    >
    >miss me?
    >
    >"Cowardly snitch"
    >This wouldn't be half as funny if I didn't know what your voice sounded
    >like.


    You mean the whiny little girl's voice saying "500 dollars worth of
    money!"

    Jade

    >
    >
    >Bwawahwhahwhahhwhahwhahwhah!
    >
    >Bertie
    >
     
  18. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:50:44 +0000 (UTC), in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
    bloviated:

    >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
    >news:924br39p5v3345b88tbloioaimc7k159qv@4ax.com:
    >
    >> On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:42:07 -0600, in alt.usenet.kooks, "Mike Rieves"
    >> <mriev@hotspam.com> bloviated:
    >>
    >>>
    >>>"Mike Rieves" <mreives@notspum.com> wrote in message
    >>>news:2f16r3t7i8sdritnrhsk7ecac3rbbi2l5n@4ax.com...
    >>>> On Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:46:03 -0800 (PST), in
    >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, the messenjah
    >>>> <theguyonthebike@veryfast.biz> bloviated:
    >>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>I read a story about a guy just like you, Cannon... He was harassing
    >>>>>another guy and he was trying to humiliate him via the internet...
    >>>>>Anyway to make a long story short. This guy who was doing the
    >>>>>harassing was found murdered in his car.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Tread lightly, ya fucking snitch.
    >>>>
    >>>> I wish I could be as impotent and pathetic as you are. It is a dream
    >>>> of mine to one day be able to bluster marginally legal threats at
    >>>> people in a vain and delusional hope that they will see me as a real
    >>>> man.
    >>>
    >>>The thing is that "marginally" legal threats are still legal]

    >>
    >> That would explain the use of the term *legal* in the OP. Do you
    >> always take time out of your busy day to explain what was obvious to
    >> anyone with more than a 3rd grade education?
    >>
    >>>and that is
    >>>what is going to turn around and bite you on the ass some day soon.
    >>>Until then, have fun!
    >>>

    >>
    >> What legal threats are you implying, this time? I see you have given
    >> up on your incredibly clueless belief that the use of nyms online is
    >> *identity theft*. So what do you imagine is your new legal threat
    >> going to be?
    >>
    >>

    >
    >Is this some sort of troll?
    >
    >
    >Bertie


    I applaud if it are won.
     
  19. Re: Where's the poetry?

    ggamble wrote:

    >
    > Don't be a cowardpussy, chuckles, you know how close to the real Chuck
    > Lysaght the cowardpussy routine really is.
    > You desperately want to portray yourself as everything you're not.
    >


    Free, white, and eighteen?

    --
    -------(m+
    ~/:eek:)_|
    Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
    http://scrawlmark.org
     
  20. Re: Where's the poetry?

    Meat Plow wrote:

    > On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:34:53 -0800, theguyonthebike wrote:
    >
    >
    >>On Feb 14, 8:09 am, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:54:17 +0000, Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid>
    >>>wrote:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:46:03 -0800 (PST), the
    >>>>messenjah <theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>>I read a story about a guy just like you, Cannon... He was harassing
    >>>>>another guy and he was trying to humiliate him via the internet...
    >>>>>Anyway to make a long story short. This guy who was doing the
    >>>>>harassing was found murdered in his car.
    >>>
    >>>>>Tread lightly, ya fucking snitch.
    >>>
    >>>>Remind me,chuckles: which part of the Baptist Confession of Faith
    >>>>endorses murdering people who laugh at your pathetic Usenet antics.
    >>>
    >>>>Btw, I thought you said you had better things to do than reply to Mr
    >>>>Cannon.
    >>>
    >>>"Better things" meant "reply with death threats."
    >>>
    >>>Jade

    >>
    >>Maybe you and Kevin should call the police again? Poor Cannon... I
    >>scared the shit out of the guy. The police told me... There are others
    >>who are looking into the possibilty of finding Mr. Cannon... It's
    >>amazing the snitch still posts here... And you fucktards join right
    >>in... Where are the poets? Why aren't people commenting on David
    >>Rutowski's poetry. Where's Martijn Benders? Where is his wonderful
    >>poetry?

    >
    >
    > Where is that poem you wrote about your fantasy of raping a 12 year old?



    "In the Archives." All the ADA hasta do is google it using the same
    accessibility and permission set as the average bike messenger or
    other 12-year-old.

    --
    -------(m+
    ~/:eek:)_|
    Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
    http://scrawlmark.org
     

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