Re: FlonkNews: These Five Piggies Went to Market

"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
news:hrc0g3teqofskvisr4e9r6eohbnpld4e24@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 15:42:57 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:55:27 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
> >
> >> On Thu, 27 Sep 2007 18:23:06 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >>>Maiden, NC (USA)-- A bargain shopper made a gruesome discovery after
going
> >>>to an auction in Maiden.
> >>>
> >>>Shannon Whisnant found a human foot inside a cooker he bought at an
> >>>auction. Police say Mini Warehouse Rentals held the auction because the
> >>>man renting the storage unit didn't pay.
> >>>
> >>>Police discovered that man had his foot amputated in 2004 after a plane
> >>>crash, and he kept it in the cooker that was sold on Tuesday.
> >>>
> >>>Whisnant said he hasn't decided what to do with the cooker.
> >>>
> >>>Police say you can legally keep amputated body parts as long as it?s
for
> >>>religious purposes.
> >>>
> >>><video>
> >>>
> >>>http://www.wsoctv.com/news/14203532/detail.html
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>CNN adds now that the original . . . owner . . . wants his foot back.
> >>
> >> fuck him. i bet itll make good jerky.
> >
> >It's probably already jerky.
>
> <gnaw>
>
> talking about jerky, tomorrow morning im going to start the dehydrator
> on 5 pounds of the stuff. mheh.

My daughter makes her own jerky too. Living near a huge Marine base, lots of
Marines buy it to take with them to Iraq. Sometimes there just isn't time to
stop for a meal.

Smee

>
> --
> dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
>
> this signature might or might not be for mimus.
> but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.
>
> and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
> farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
> more mysteries on the other side than one can count
> on this plane.

 

On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 22:23:04 -0700, pscissons wrote:

> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
> news:hrc0g3teqofskvisr4e9r6eohbnpld4e24@4ax.com...
>
>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 15:42:57 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:55:27 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Thu, 27 Sep 2007 18:23:06 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>Maiden, NC (USA)-- A bargain shopper made a gruesome discovery after
> going
>> >>>to an auction in Maiden.
>> >>>
>> >>>Shannon Whisnant found a human foot inside a cooker he bought at an
>> >>>auction. Police say Mini Warehouse Rentals held the auction because the
>> >>>man renting the storage unit didn't pay.
>> >>>
>> >>>Police discovered that man had his foot amputated in 2004 after a plane
>> >>>crash, and he kept it in the cooker that was sold on Tuesday.
>> >>>
>> >>>Whisnant said he hasn't decided what to do with the cooker.
>> >>>
>> >>>Police say you can legally keep amputated body parts as long as it?s
> for
>> >>>religious purposes.
>> >>>
>> >>><video>
>> >>>
>> >>>http://www.wsoctv.com/news/14203532/detail.html
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>CNN adds now that the original . . . owner . . . wants his foot back.
>> >>
>> >> fuck him. i bet itll make good jerky.
>> >
>> >It's probably already jerky.
>>
>> <gnaw>
>>
>> talking about jerky, tomorrow morning im going to start the dehydrator
>> on 5 pounds of the stuff. mheh.
>
> My daughter makes her own jerky too. Living near a huge Marine base, lots of
> Marines buy it to take with them to Iraq. Sometimes there just isn't time to
> stop for a meal.

You'd think road-kill over there would pretty much auto-jerk.

Within minutes.

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