James D. Davis (jimd@gate.net) wrote on 1995-03-28 19:44:05 PST: > > > Dick Wentworth (dwent@tiac.net) wrote: > > : A duck walks into a 7-11 and says, "Give me some chapstick and put it on my > : bill!" > : That cracks me up every time. > > I didn't know this was gonna turn into a web site. But if that's > afoot... > > Q. What do you get with two ducks and a cow? > A. Quackers and milk. > > Q. What do ducks eat for breakfast? > A. Quacker Oats. > > Q. What do you call a duck who plays bridge? > A. Donald Trump. > > Waddle the rest of you think up? Why was the duck con released? Because he got credit for good con-duck. What do you use to patch up an injured duck? Duck tape.
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:47DB1212.3C10D1@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > James D. Davis (jimd@gate.net) wrote on 1995-03-28 19:44:05 PST: >> >> >> Dick Wentworth (dwent@tiac.net) wrote: >> >> : A duck walks into a 7-11 and says, "Give me some chapstick and put > it on my >> : bill!" >> : That cracks me up every time. >> >> I didn't know this was gonna turn into a web site. But if that's >> afoot... >> >> Q. What do you get with two ducks and a cow? >> A. Quackers and milk. >> >> Q. What do ducks eat for breakfast? >> A. Quacker Oats. >> >> Q. What do you call a duck who plays bridge? >> A. Donald Trump. >> >> Waddle the rest of you think up? > > Why was the duck con released? > > Because he got credit for good con-duck. > > What do you use to patch up an injured duck? > > Duck tape. Why do ducks have flat feet? To stamp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks. -- Frank Rosenbaum Please Support the following train shows: Trains Trains and More Trains, Puyallup, WA.: www.ttmtshows.com Kalamazoo Model Railroad Historical Society, MI.: www.kmrhs.org Gratiot Valley Railroad Club, MI: www.gvrr.org
"Frank A. Rosenbaum" <farosenbaum@omcast.net> found these unused words: >"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message >news:47DB1212.3C10D1@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... >> >> James D. Davis (jimd@gate.net) wrote on 1995-03-28 19:44:05 PST: >>> >>> >>> Dick Wentworth (dwent@tiac.net) wrote: >>> >>> : A duck walks into a 7-11 and says, "Give me some chapstick and put >> it on my >>> : bill!" >>> : That cracks me up every time. >>> >>> I didn't know this was gonna turn into a web site. But if that's >>> afoot... >>> >>> Q. What do you get with two ducks and a cow? >>> A. Quackers and milk. >>> >>> Q. What do ducks eat for breakfast? >>> A. Quacker Oats. >>> >>> Q. What do you call a duck who plays bridge? >>> A. Donald Trump. >>> >>> Waddle the rest of you think up? >> >> Why was the duck con released? >> >> Because he got credit for good con-duck. >> >> What do you use to patch up an injured duck? >> >> Duck tape. > > >Why do ducks have flat feet? > >To stamp out forest fires. > > > >Why do elephants have flat feet? > >To stamp out burning ducks. Despite the header, none are puns ... Could you please choo-choo's your group properly? It's proven impossible to train Timmette, else he has a loco motive.
"Sir F. A. Rien" <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message news:gf2ot358r7k8ipst6q29tjpfmvugd2pfu7@4ax.com... > "Frank A. Rosenbaum" <farosenbaum@omcast.net> found these unused words: > >>"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message >>news:47DB1212.3C10D1@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... >>> >>> James D. Davis (jimd@gate.net) wrote on 1995-03-28 19:44:05 PST: >>>> >>>> >>>> Dick Wentworth (dwent@tiac.net) wrote: >>>> >>>> : A duck walks into a 7-11 and says, "Give me some chapstick and put >>> it on my >>>> : bill!" >>>> : That cracks me up every time. >>>> >>>> I didn't know this was gonna turn into a web site. But if that's >>>> afoot... >>>> >>>> Q. What do you get with two ducks and a cow? >>>> A. Quackers and milk. >>>> >>>> Q. What do ducks eat for breakfast? >>>> A. Quacker Oats. >>>> >>>> Q. What do you call a duck who plays bridge? >>>> A. Donald Trump. >>>> >>>> Waddle the rest of you think up? >>> >>> Why was the duck con released? >>> >>> Because he got credit for good con-duck. >>> >>> What do you use to patch up an injured duck? >>> >>> Duck tape. >> >> >>Why do ducks have flat feet? >> >>To stamp out forest fires. >> >> >> >>Why do elephants have flat feet? >> >>To stamp out burning ducks. > > Despite the header, none are puns ... > > Could you please choo-choo's your group properly? > It's proven impossible to train Timmette, else he has a loco motive. > I take it you want me to signal you when I switch subjects? I am not going to derail your topic. I'll sleeper on your request and tie it up with a rail nice header in the morning. -- Frank Rosenbaum Please Support the following train shows: Trains Trains and More Trains, Puyallup, WA.: www.ttmtshows.com Kalamazoo Model Railroad Historical Society, MI.: www.kmrhs.org Gratiot Valley Railroad Club, MI: www.gvrr.org
"Frank A. Rosenbaum" <farosenbaum@omcast.net> wrote in message news:QOWdnaNtOO0Ml0HanZ2dnUVZ_rignZ2d@comcast.com... > "Sir F. A. Rien" <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message > news:gf2ot358r7k8ipst6q29tjpfmvugd2pfu7@4ax.com... >> "Frank A. Rosenbaum" <farosenbaum@omcast.net> found these unused words: >> >>>"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message >>>news:47DB1212.3C10D1@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... >>>> >>>> James D. Davis (jimd@gate.net) wrote on 1995-03-28 19:44:05 PST: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Dick Wentworth (dwent@tiac.net) wrote: >>>>> >>>>> : A duck walks into a 7-11 and says, "Give me some chapstick and put >>>> it on my >>>>> : bill!" >>>>> : That cracks me up every time. >>>>> >>>>> I didn't know this was gonna turn into a web site. But if that's >>>>> afoot... >>>>> >>>>> Q. What do you get with two ducks and a cow? >>>>> A. Quackers and milk. >>>>> >>>>> Q. What do ducks eat for breakfast? >>>>> A. Quacker Oats. >>>>> >>>>> Q. What do you call a duck who plays bridge? >>>>> A. Donald Trump. >>>>> >>>>> Waddle the rest of you think up? >>>> >>>> Why was the duck con released? >>>> >>>> Because he got credit for good con-duck. >>>> >>>> What do you use to patch up an injured duck? >>>> >>>> Duck tape. >>> >>> >>>Why do ducks have flat feet? >>> >>>To stamp out forest fires. >>> >>> >>> >>>Why do elephants have flat feet? >>> >>>To stamp out burning ducks. >> >> Despite the header, none are puns ... >> >> Could you please choo-choo's your group properly? >> It's proven impossible to train Timmette, else he has a loco motive. >> > > > I take it you want me to signal you when I switch subjects? I am not going > to derail your topic. I'll sleeper on your request and tie it up with a > rail nice header in the morning. > > -- > Frank Rosenbaum > Please Support the following train shows: > Trains Trains and More Trains, Puyallup, WA.: www.ttmtshows.com > Kalamazoo Model Railroad Historical Society, MI.: www.kmrhs.org > Gratiot Valley Railroad Club, MI: www.gvrr.org That's Super, Chief. Once in the City of New Orleans I saw a Galloping Goose eating a new fruity salad, The Orange Blossom Special. The chef was always seeking more clients, sort of an Empire Builder on Broadway, Limited to 40 tables. He was so fat he looked like a Cannon Ball. He was blown away by a California Zephyr that increased in force until it took off like a Golden Rocket. It was like a Humming Bird turning into a Flying Crow. Thank goodness I can stop as it is Sundown and I hear the Whippoorwill. >
"Frank A. Rosenbaum" <farosenbaum@omcast.net> wrote in message news:QOWdnaNtOO0Ml0HanZ2dnUVZ_rignZ2d@comcast.com... > "Sir F. A. Rien" <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message > news:gf2ot358r7k8ipst6q29tjpfmvugd2pfu7@4ax.com... >> "Frank A. Rosenbaum" <farosenbaum@omcast.net> found these unused words: >> >>>"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message >>>news:47DB1212.3C10D1@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... >>>> >>>> James D. Davis (jimd@gate.net) wrote on 1995-03-28 19:44:05 PST: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Dick Wentworth (dwent@tiac.net) wrote: >>>>> >>>>> : A duck walks into a 7-11 and says, "Give me some chapstick and put >>>> it on my >>>>> : bill!" >>>>> : That cracks me up every time. >>>>> >>>>> I didn't know this was gonna turn into a web site. But if that's >>>>> afoot... >>>>> >>>>> Q. What do you get with two ducks and a cow? >>>>> A. Quackers and milk. >>>>> >>>>> Q. What do ducks eat for breakfast? >>>>> A. Quacker Oats. >>>>> >>>>> Q. What do you call a duck who plays bridge? >>>>> A. Donald Trump. >>>>> >>>>> Waddle the rest of you think up? >>>> >>>> Why was the duck con released? >>>> >>>> Because he got credit for good con-duck. >>>> >>>> What do you use to patch up an injured duck? >>>> >>>> Duck tape. >>> >>> >>>Why do ducks have flat feet? >>> >>>To stamp out forest fires. >>> >>> >>> >>>Why do elephants have flat feet? >>> >>>To stamp out burning ducks. >> >> Despite the header, none are puns ... >> >> Could you please choo-choo's your group properly? >> It's proven impossible to train Timmette, else he has a loco motive. >> > > > I take it you want me to signal you when I switch subjects? I am not going > to derail your topic. I'll sleeper on your request and tie it up with a > rail nice header in the morning. > > -- > Frank Rosenbaum > Please Support the following train shows: > Trains Trains and More Trains, Puyallup, WA.: www.ttmtshows.com > Kalamazoo Model Railroad Historical Society, MI.: www.kmrhs.org > Gratiot Valley Railroad Club, MI: www.gvrr.org That's Super, Chief. Once in the City of New Orleans I saw a Galloping Goose eating a new fruity salad, The Orange Blossom Special. The chef was always seeking more clients, sort of an Empire Builder on Broadway, Limited to 40 tables. He was so fat he looked like a Cannon Ball. He was blown away by a California Zephyr that increased in force until it took off like a Golden Rocket. It was like a Humming Bird turning into a Flying Crow. Thank goodness I can stop as it is Sundown and I hear the Whippoorwill. >
"Geo" <geo3deb@starband.net> wrote in message news:984c8$47efff66$9440862a$13185@STARBAND.NET... > > "Frank A. Rosenbaum" <farosenbaum@omcast.net> wrote in message > news:QOWdnaNtOO0Ml0HanZ2dnUVZ_rignZ2d@comcast.com... >> "Sir F. A. Rien" <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message >> news:gf2ot358r7k8ipst6q29tjpfmvugd2pfu7@4ax.com... >>> "Frank A. Rosenbaum" <farosenbaum@omcast.net> found these unused words: >>> >>>>"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message >>>>news:47DB1212.3C10D1@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... >>>>> >>>>> James D. Davis (jimd@gate.net) wrote on 1995-03-28 19:44:05 PST: >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Dick Wentworth (dwent@tiac.net) wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>> : A duck walks into a 7-11 and says, "Give me some chapstick and put >>>>> it on my >>>>>> : bill!" >>>>>> : That cracks me up every time. >>>>>> >>>>>> I didn't know this was gonna turn into a web site. But if that's >>>>>> afoot... >>>>>> >>>>>> Q. What do you get with two ducks and a cow? >>>>>> A. Quackers and milk. >>>>>> >>>>>> Q. What do ducks eat for breakfast? >>>>>> A. Quacker Oats. >>>>>> >>>>>> Q. What do you call a duck who plays bridge? >>>>>> A. Donald Trump. >>>>>> >>>>>> Waddle the rest of you think up? >>>>> >>>>> Why was the duck con released? >>>>> >>>>> Because he got credit for good con-duck. >>>>> >>>>> What do you use to patch up an injured duck? >>>>> >>>>> Duck tape. >>>> >>>> >>>>Why do ducks have flat feet? >>>> >>>>To stamp out forest fires. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>Why do elephants have flat feet? >>>> >>>>To stamp out burning ducks. >>> >>> Despite the header, none are puns ... >>> >>> Could you please choo-choo's your group properly? >>> It's proven impossible to train Timmette, else he has a loco motive. >>> >> >> >> I take it you want me to signal you when I switch subjects? I am not >> going to derail your topic. I'll sleeper on your request and tie it up >> with a rail nice header in the morning. >> >> -- >> Frank Rosenbaum >> Please Support the following train shows: >> Trains Trains and More Trains, Puyallup, WA.: www.ttmtshows.com >> Kalamazoo Model Railroad Historical Society, MI.: www.kmrhs.org >> Gratiot Valley Railroad Club, MI: www.gvrr.org > > That's Super, Chief. Once in the City of New Orleans I saw a Galloping > Goose eating a new fruity salad, The Orange Blossom Special. The chef was > always seeking more clients, sort of an Empire Builder on Broadway, > Limited to 40 tables. He was so fat he looked like a Cannon Ball. He was > blown away by a California Zephyr that increased in force until it took > off like a Golden Rocket. It was like a Humming Bird turning into a > Flying Crow. Thank goodness I can stop as it is Sundown and I hear the > Whippoorwill. >> > > I was Reading your post and lost track as I got tied up in the Sunset, Limited as it was. It was a Royal Blue and said Hia-Watha to Powhatten. I was an Ambassador once and saw a Flying Yankee. It was a Gull by the way. I was just called away, but I told them "In a Minute, Man, I have to go to the State of Maine and look at the Owl that lives near there in Canada first. I heard that Nancy Hanks once saw a Flamingo in the City of Miami while she was a Sportsman. Of course Phoebe Snow was there as well. As well as an Old and Weary woman. She was looking for the Gold Coast, but found a Nightingale instead. Did you hear that the Minnesota 400 is being renamed the Green Bay 400? It is the result of the Ashland Mail being in Columbine some years ago. It was in the Afternoon, Hiawatha was playing Bluegrass when a Throughbred came hurtling through. I almost Tippecanoe when I saw that sight. Hayes has asked me to stop now, so I wheel. -- Frank Rosenbaum Please Support the following train shows: Trains Trains and More Trains, Puyallup, WA.: www.ttmtshows.com Kalamazoo Model Railroad Historical Society, MI.: www.kmrhs.org Gratiot Valley Railroad Club, MI: www.gvrr.org
"Geo" <geo3deb@starband.net> wrote in message news:984c8$47efff66$9440862a$13185@STARBAND.NET... > > "Frank A. Rosenbaum" <farosenbaum@omcast.net> wrote in message > news:QOWdnaNtOO0Ml0HanZ2dnUVZ_rignZ2d@comcast.com... >> "Sir F. A. Rien" <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message >> news:gf2ot358r7k8ipst6q29tjpfmvugd2pfu7@4ax.com... >>> "Frank A. Rosenbaum" <farosenbaum@omcast.net> found these unused words: >>> >>>>"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message >>>>news:47DB1212.3C10D1@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... >>>>> >>>>> James D. Davis (jimd@gate.net) wrote on 1995-03-28 19:44:05 PST: >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Dick Wentworth (dwent@tiac.net) wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>> : A duck walks into a 7-11 and says, "Give me some chapstick and put >>>>> it on my >>>>>> : bill!" >>>>>> : That cracks me up every time. >>>>>> >>>>>> I didn't know this was gonna turn into a web site. But if that's >>>>>> afoot... >>>>>> >>>>>> Q. What do you get with two ducks and a cow? >>>>>> A. Quackers and milk. >>>>>> >>>>>> Q. What do ducks eat for breakfast? >>>>>> A. Quacker Oats. >>>>>> >>>>>> Q. What do you call a duck who plays bridge? >>>>>> A. Donald Trump. >>>>>> >>>>>> Waddle the rest of you think up? >>>>> >>>>> Why was the duck con released? >>>>> >>>>> Because he got credit for good con-duck. >>>>> >>>>> What do you use to patch up an injured duck? >>>>> >>>>> Duck tape. >>>> >>>> >>>>Why do ducks have flat feet? >>>> >>>>To stamp out forest fires. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>Why do elephants have flat feet? >>>> >>>>To stamp out burning ducks. >>> >>> Despite the header, none are puns ... >>> >>> Could you please choo-choo's your group properly? >>> It's proven impossible to train Timmette, else he has a loco motive. >>> >> >> >> I take it you want me to signal you when I switch subjects? I am not >> going to derail your topic. I'll sleeper on your request and tie it up >> with a rail nice header in the morning. >> >> -- >> Frank Rosenbaum >> Please Support the following train shows: >> Trains Trains and More Trains, Puyallup, WA.: www.ttmtshows.com >> Kalamazoo Model Railroad Historical Society, MI.: www.kmrhs.org >> Gratiot Valley Railroad Club, MI: www.gvrr.org > > That's Super, Chief. Once in the City of New Orleans I saw a Galloping > Goose eating a new fruity salad, The Orange Blossom Special. The chef was > always seeking more clients, sort of an Empire Builder on Broadway, > Limited to 40 tables. He was so fat he looked like a Cannon Ball. He was > blown away by a California Zephyr that increased in force until it took > off like a Golden Rocket. It was like a Humming Bird turning into a > Flying Crow. Thank goodness I can stop as it is Sundown and I hear the > Whippoorwill. >> > > I was Reading your post and lost track as I got tied up in the Sunset, Limited as it was. It was a Royal Blue and said Hia-Watha to Powhatten. I was an Ambassador once and saw a Flying Yankee. It was a Gull by the way. I was just called away, but I told them "In a Minute, Man, I have to go to the State of Maine and look at the Owl that lives near there in Canada first. I heard that Nancy Hanks once saw a Flamingo in the City of Miami while she was a Sportsman. Of course Phoebe Snow was there as well. As well as an Old and Weary woman. She was looking for the Gold Coast, but found a Nightingale instead. Did you hear that the Minnesota 400 is being renamed the Green Bay 400? It is the result of the Ashland Mail being in Columbine some years ago. It was in the Afternoon, Hiawatha was playing Bluegrass when a Throughbred came hurtling through. I almost Tippecanoe when I saw that sight. Hayes has asked me to stop now, so I wheel. -- Frank Rosenbaum Please Support the following train shows: Trains Trains and More Trains, Puyallup, WA.: www.ttmtshows.com Kalamazoo Model Railroad Historical Society, MI.: www.kmrhs.org Gratiot Valley Railroad Club, MI: www.gvrr.org
