Re: Timmy is a bitch. Does it really matter *whose*? (Re: Timmay is literally Burnore's bitch.)

The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
[...]
>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah blah halfling.
>
>Painting the same picture, over and over.

You're ashamed of being short, aren't you? It must be a recurring
theme through your life. You don't get the same breaks as other people
because once they meet you in person, you'll automatically become that
angry little guy who rants and raves when people make jokes about your
height. You've gone to enormous steps to combat it. You emigrated to
Japan where your height wouldn't be big an issue, but you found they
all look down on you too. And this has brought you to alt.flame
because you think here people won't laugh at you.

<guffaw>

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On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 00:08:15 +0100, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:

>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>[...]
>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah blah halfling.
>>
>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>
>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you? It must be a recurring
>theme through your life. You don't get the same breaks as other people
>because once they meet you in person, you'll automatically become that
>angry little guy who rants and raves when people make jokes about your
>height. You've gone to enormous steps to combat it. You emigrated to
>Japan where your height wouldn't be big an issue, but you found they
>all look down on you too. And this has brought you to alt.flame
>because you think here people won't laugh at you.
>
><guffaw>

Poor Dimmy, how did you poll go?

Still awaiting you first vote?

The run and hide for 4 days was a masterful stroke. Not that it was
unexpected.

That ego of yours just can't help but overload that less than average
IQ of yours and force you to do something stupid.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted
<tmpig3ta6l59f55temgabiqtsap1bo6319@4ax.com> in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 00:08:15
+0100:

>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>[...]
>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah blah halfling.
>>
>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>
>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you?

Yep...it's easy to tell how tall or short you are on UseNet.

>It must be a recurring theme through your life. You don't get the
>same breaks as other people because once they meet you in person,
>you'll automatically become that angry little guy who rants and
>raves when people make jokes about your height. You've gone to
>enormous steps to combat it. You emigrated to
>Japan where your height wouldn't be big an issue, but you found they
>all look down on you too. And this has brought you to alt.flame
>because you think here people won't laugh at you.

Oh yea....I immediately could tell that the2belo was short as soon as
I saw one post from him.

Gee Tim...Not to burst your bubble but didja think that trying to
insult someone's appearance in a text medium kinda makes you look a
bit like a fumbling moron who can't addressed his detractors
intelligently?
Instead of crafting some cunningly witty riposte in reply your reply
can be basically summed up as follows:

You're short. Ha ha.

><guffaw>

The sound a donkey makes on UseNet.


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It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted:
>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>>[...]
>>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah blah halfling.
>>>
>>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>
>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you?
>
>Yep...it's easy to tell how tall or short you are on UseNet.

"STFU Fat Boi."
<f7eg1v$64p$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades

 

Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted
<h1tkg3tjv5gki5pvf5i6gp70qvqcpfo6vj@4ax.com> in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:17:25
+0100:

>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted:
>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>>>[...]
>>>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah blah halfling.
>>>>
>>>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>>
>>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you?
>>
>>Yep...it's easy to tell how tall or short you are on UseNet.
>
>"STFU Fat Boi."
><f7eg1v$64p$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>

A thorne-ism:

Repetition is the soul of flaming and originality should be ignored.

--
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kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-Charles Schultz

COOSN-266-06-02374
Hammer of Thor, April 2005
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER June 2007
#9 People ruining UseNet lits.
#6 Top Assholes on the Net lits.
#5 Most hated Usenetizens of all time
#15 AUK psychos and felons lits
#5 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine

 

Aratzio totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>masterful stroke

*puke* Jesus, man, rephrase that, PLEASE.


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aavf3: mhm21x20
Top Usenet Asshole #16
Lits Slut #4

"I ask for 'fal tor pan'! The restore from backup!"

 

A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>[...]
>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah blah halfling.
>>
>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>
>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you

Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years you have never been
able to come up with anything more interesting than this dead horse.

You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this insipid idea that
I fit the description, despite never having seen me; consequently you have never
been able to prove that I fit this description in the first place, and given a
sufficient explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.

So I present to you the

======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======

The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present incontrovertible proof that I
am short enough in physical stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and
this point alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.

In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between tall and short be
the classic "average height" commonly referred to in the Western world, which is
six feet (182 cm). Since you are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you
get a bee in your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this height
-- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however many nines you damn well
wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.

If you are able to present data from official records that prove beyond a shadow
(a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am any shorter than six feet tall, I
will formally apologize and spank out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole
victor. What a great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and
the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt.*! Princess Leia will pin
a badge on your flabby chest amongst a triumphant background fanfare! You might
even get laid for the first time! You will r00L!!1!!!

So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS for you to post ANY
flame emitting more heat than the surface of Neptune, but especially I'm waiting
for you to quit shrieking the same thing again and again and get ON with it
already.

Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.

In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual bullshit other than
that which satisfies the terms of this SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk.
I don't have the time or the patience.

*readies killfile*

And... begin.


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http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:

> Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of
> snot:
>
>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of
>>>snot:
>>[...]
>>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah blah
>>>>halfling.
>>>
>>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>
>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>
> Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years you have
> never been able to come up with anything more interesting than this
> dead horse.
>
> You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this insipid
> idea that I fit the description, despite never having seen me;
> consequently you have never been able to prove that I fit this
> description in the first place, and given a sufficient explanation as
> to why this is a worthy flame.
>
> So I present to you the
>
> ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU SUPERCHALLENGE
> 2007======
>
> The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present incontrovertible
> proof that I am short enough in physical stature to warrant being
> yakked at on this point and this point alone, over and over, for
> nearly a decade.
>
> In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between tall and
> short be the classic "average height" commonly referred to in the
> Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you are a
> hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee in your bonnet
> I will allow you to consider anything below this height -- up to and
> including 5'11.999999999999" or however many nines you damn well wish
> to tack onto the end -- as Hank the (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
>
> If you are able to present data from official records that prove
> beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am any
> shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and spank out of
> alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a great
> opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and the respect
> and admiration of newsgroups all over alt.*! Princess Leia will pin
> a badge on your flabby chest amongst a triumphant background fanfare!
> You might even get laid for the first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
>
> So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS for you
> to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of Neptune, but
> especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking the same thing again
> and again and get ON with it already.
>
> Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>
> In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual bullshit
> other than that which satisfies the terms of this SUPERCHALLENGE, and
> you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the time or the patience.
>
> *readies killfile*
>
> And... begin.
>
>

Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )

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On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:44:32 +0900, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:

>Aratzio totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>
>>masterful stroke
>
>*puke* Jesus, man, rephrase that, PLEASE.

Teach you to make me spew root beer, Mr. "Elephant with finger paint"

 

Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
<jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:

> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>
> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
> > cloud of snot:
> >
> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
> >cloud of>>snot:
> >>[...]
> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah
> >blah>>>halfling.
> >>>
> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
> >>
> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
> >
> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years you
> > have never been able to come up with anything more interesting
> > than this dead horse.
> >
> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this
> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never having
> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to prove that I
> > fit this description in the first place, and given a sufficient
> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
> >
> > So I present to you the
> >
> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
> >
> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this point
> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
> >
> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between
> > tall and short be the classic "average height" commonly referred
> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you
> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee in
> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this
> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however many
> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the
> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
> >
> > If you are able to present data from official records that prove
> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am any
> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and spank
> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a
> > great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and
> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt.*!
> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby chest amongst a
> > triumphant background fanfare! You might even get laid for the
> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
> >
> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS for
> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of
> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking
> > the same thing again and again and get ON with it already.
> >
> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
> >
> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the time
> > or the patience.
> >
> > *readies killfile*
> >
> > And... begin.
> >
> >
>
> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>

Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...

Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns

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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
bloviated:

>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>
>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>>
>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>> > cloud of snot:
>> >
>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>> >cloud of>>snot:
>> >>[...]
>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah
>> >blah>>>halfling.
>> >>>
>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>> >>
>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>> >
>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years you
>> > have never been able to come up with anything more interesting
>> > than this dead horse.
>> >
>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this
>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never having
>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to prove that I
>> > fit this description in the first place, and given a sufficient
>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
>> >
>> > So I present to you the
>> >
>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>> >
>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this point
>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>> >
>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between
>> > tall and short be the classic "average height" commonly referred
>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you
>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee in
>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this
>> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however many
>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the
>> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
>> >
>> > If you are able to present data from official records that prove
>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am any
>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and spank
>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a
>> > great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and
>> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt.*!
>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby chest amongst a
>> > triumphant background fanfare! You might even get laid for the
>> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
>> >
>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS for
>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of
>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking
>> > the same thing again and again and get ON with it already.
>> >
>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>> >
>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the time
>> > or the patience.
>> >
>> > *readies killfile*
>> >
>> > And... begin.
>> >
>> >
>>
>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>>
>
>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>
>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns

Grow up.

 

Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 17:52:59 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>
>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>>[...]
>>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah blah halfling.
>>>
>>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>
>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>
>Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years you have never been
>able to come up with anything more interesting than this dead horse.
>
>You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this insipid idea that
>I fit the description, despite never having seen me; consequently you have never
>been able to prove that I fit this description in the first place, and given a
>sufficient explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
>
>So I present to you the
>
>======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>
>The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present incontrovertible proof that I
>am short enough in physical stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and
>this point alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>
>In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between tall and short be
>the classic "average height" commonly referred to in the Western world, which is
>six feet (182 cm). Since you are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you
>get a bee in your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this height
>-- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however many nines you damn well
>wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
>
>If you are able to present data from official records that prove beyond a shadow
>(a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am any shorter than six feet tall, I
>will formally apologize and spank out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole
>victor. What a great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and
>the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt.*! Princess Leia will pin
>a badge on your flabby chest amongst a triumphant background fanfare! You might
>even get laid for the first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
>
>So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS for you to post ANY
>flame emitting more heat than the surface of Neptune, but especially I'm waiting
>for you to quit shrieking the same thing again and again and get ON with it
>already.
>
>Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>
>In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual bullshit other than
>that which satisfies the terms of this SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk.
>I don't have the time or the patience.
>
>*readies killfile*
>
>And... begin.

Only a power-hungry, Napoleon complex-wielding impotent dwarflet
fuckhead would harbor resentment this heavy for this long.

Q.E.D.

Suzie
--
Suzieflame

 

Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

[...]

>>In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual bullshit other than
>>that which satisfies the terms of this SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk.
>>I don't have the time or the patience.
>>
>>*readies killfile*
>>
>>And... begin.
>
>Only a power-hungry

Huh?

>Napoleon complex-wielding

If you were actually literate enough to read your history, you'll soon know that
Napoleon was actually taller than average for the era; the misconception was
borne from the fact that the length of the foot used in France at that time was
a different length from the English Imperial measurement.

And Napoleon was one of the most, and if not *the* most, effective military
strategists of his or any era. I appreciate the compliment.

>impotent dwarflet fuckhead would harbor resentment

The only thing I resent is the hideous lack of originality from any of you
shitheads.


--
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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:49:11 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>
>[...]
>
>>>In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual bullshit other than
>>>that which satisfies the terms of this SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk.
>>>I don't have the time or the patience.
>>>
>>>*readies killfile*
>>>
>>>And... begin.
>>
>>Only a power-hungry
>
>Huh?
>
>>Napoleon complex-wielding
>
>If you were actually literate enough to read your history, you'll soon know that
>Napoleon was actually taller than average for the era; the misconception was
>borne from the fact that the length of the foot used in France at that time was
>a different length from the English Imperial measurement.

He was still a shortarse, like you.

>And Napoleon was one of the most, and if not *the* most, effective military
>strategists of his or any era. I appreciate the compliment.

You need to read your history a little more carefully and look up
things like a disasterous campaign on Russia during which he
heroically turned an army of 700,000 men into one of just 70,000 in
under a year, and a small military setback at a place called
"Waterloo".

>>impotent dwarflet fuckhead would harbor resentment
>
>The only thing I resent is the hideous lack of originality from any of you
>shitheads.

Try not to explode with frustation, shortstuff.

Suzie
--
Suzieflame

 

Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:49:11 +0900, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>>Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>>
>>[...]
>>
>>>>In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual bullshit other than
>>>>that which satisfies the terms of this SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk.
>>>>I don't have the time or the patience.
>>>>
>>>>*readies killfile*
>>>>
>>>>And... begin.
>>>
>>>Only a power-hungry
>>
>>Huh?
>>
>>>Napoleon complex-wielding
>>
>>If you were actually literate enough to read your history, you'll soon know that
>>Napoleon was actually taller than average for the era; the misconception was
>>borne from the fact that the length of the foot used in France at that time was
>>a different length from the English Imperial measurement.
>
>He was still a shortarse

Heh, check this out. It's Suziethorne! Did you guys finally decided to merge or
spawn or whatever you insipid little insects do to generate offspring?

Sheesh, you can't even *copy* a decent flame to save your life.

>You need to read your history a little more carefully and look up
>things like a disasterous campaign on Russia during which he
>heroically turned an army of 700,000 men into one of just 70,000 in
>under a year, and a small military setback at a place called
>"Waterloo".

<wikipedia>
Napoleon [...] led the French army, modernized and reformed, to score several
major victories. His campaigns are studied at military academies all over the
world and he is widely regarded as one of history's greatest commanders. [...]
Napoleon was hated by his many enemies, but respected by them at the same time.
[Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of] Wellington [whom defeated Napoleon's army at
Waterloo], when asked who he thought was the greatest general of the day,
answered: "In this age, in past ages, in any age, Napoleon."
</wikipedia>

What have *you* done lately, ya fuckin' walrus?

>>>impotent dwarflet fuckhead would harbor resentment
>>
>>The only thing I resent is the hideous lack of originality from any of you
>>shitheads.
>
>Try not to explode with frustation, shortstuff.

You're welcome to answer the original post. Or you can go fuck yourself with the
Graf Zeppelin. It's up to you.


--
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aavf3: mhm21x20
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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:59:25 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>
>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:49:11 +0900, The 2-Belo
>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>>>Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>>>
>>>[...]
>>>
>>>>>In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual bullshit other than
>>>>>that which satisfies the terms of this SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk.
>>>>>I don't have the time or the patience.
>>>>>
>>>>>*readies killfile*
>>>>>
>>>>>And... begin.
>>>>
>>>>Only a power-hungry
>>>
>>>Huh?
>>>
>>>>Napoleon complex-wielding
>>>
>>>If you were actually literate enough to read your history, you'll soon know that
>>>Napoleon was actually taller than average for the era; the misconception was
>>>borne from the fact that the length of the foot used in France at that time was
>>>a different length from the English Imperial measurement.
>>
>>He was still a shortarse
>
>Heh, check this out. It's Suziethorne! Did you guys finally decided to merge or
>spawn or whatever you insipid little insects do to generate offspring?

You really are touchy about being a wizened little dwarf, aren't you?

>>You need to read your history a little more carefully and look up
>>things like a disasterous campaign on Russia during which he
>>heroically turned an army of 700,000 men into one of just 70,000 in
>>under a year, and a small military setback at a place called
>>"Waterloo".
>
><wikipedia>
>Napoleon [...] led the French army, modernized and reformed, to score several
>major victories. His campaigns are studied at military academies all over the
>world and he is widely regarded as one of history's greatest commanders. [...]
>Napoleon was hated by his many enemies, but respected by them at the same time.
>[Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of] Wellington [whom defeated Napoleon's army at
>Waterloo], when asked who he thought was the greatest general of the day,
>answered: "In this age, in past ages, in any age, Napoleon."
></wikipedia>

<same wikipedia article>
"A disastrous invasion of Russia in 1812 marked a turning point in
Napoleon's fortunes. The campaign left his Grande Arm?e severely
depleted in number and it never regained its previous strength. In
October 1813, the Sixth Coalition defeated his forces at Leipzig and
then invaded France. Napoleon was forced to abdicate in April of the
following year and was exiled to the island of Elba. Less than a year
later, he escaped to France and regained control of the government.
This second period of Napoleonic rule, now known as the Hundred Days
(les Cent Jours), ended quickly with his defeat at Waterloo on 18 June
1815. Napoleon spent the remaining six years of his life under British
supervision on the island of St. Helena in the Atlantic Ocean.Napoleon
developed relatively few military innovations."
</same wikipedia article>

Nice job selectively quoting, you fucking dwarfen idiot.

>What have *you* done lately, ya fuckin' walrus?

Made you all angry, that's for sure, Shorty.

>>>>impotent dwarflet fuckhead would harbor resentment
>>>
>>>The only thing I resent is the hideous lack of originality from any of you
>>>shitheads.
>>
>>Try not to explode with frustation, shortstuff.
>
>You're welcome to answer the original post. Or you can go fuck yourself with the
>Graf Zeppelin. It's up to you.

Or I could just choose not to accept your weak opening gambit and
instead watch you foam with frustration about being a halfling.

Suzie
--
Suzieflame

 

Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Oct 9, 7:43 am, ???hw??f <snuhw...@netscape.net> wrote:

> Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns

Yes!

Arways must think of the Dear Reader!

K to the J to the I to the L!!!!

 

Jeffy Boyd once again opens his "plonked for life" killfile.

The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
[...]
>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>
>Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years you have never been
>able to come up with anything more interesting than this dead horse.

I only brought up your height during the last year since you returned
to claim the keyboard I ripped from your cold, dead hands. Lets not
let facts get in the way of a good rant, eh? BTW, I pissed on your
keyboard. That's why it was warm when I gave you it back.

[...] (WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not short. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm nearly five foot'' WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
And I'm proud of it. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
So you can fuck right off. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!)

>*readies killfile*

Oh no, not the dreaded killfile I've been plonked for life in a dozen
times already. Anything but that! <laugh>

>And... begin.

See ya round, Dildo Sackins.

--
Timmay!

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Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades

 

K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted:
>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted:
[...]
>>>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you?
>>>
>>>Yep...it's easy to tell how tall or short you are on UseNet.
>>
>>"STFU Fat Boi."
>><f7eg1v$64p$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
>
>A thorne-ism:
>
>Repetition is the soul of flaming and originality should be ignored.

I've never seen anyone whine so loudly about making themselves an easy
target before. Your problem is that you're congenitally stupid. If you
were smarter you wouldn't make these errors and I wouldn't be able to
make you look like a screaming hypocrite in a few lines without having
to type anything.

I see you've dropped the Burton/Stalker thread again. Why did you pick
it up in the first place? You must know you're on a hiding to nothing
trying to prove anything remotely plausible. Why do you defend the
paranoid liar anyway? Is she your special pen friend? <laugh>

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades

 

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:16:20 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:

>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted:
>>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted:
>[...]
>>>>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you?
>>>>
>>>>Yep...it's easy to tell how tall or short you are on UseNet.
>>>
>>>"STFU Fat Boi."
>>><f7eg1v$64p$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
>>
>>A thorne-ism:
>>
>>Repetition is the soul of flaming and originality should be ignored.
>
>I've never seen anyone whine so loudly about making themselves an easy
>target before.

I suggest a tape recorder.