Re: Timmy is a bitch. Does it really matter *whose*? (Re: Timmay is literally Burnore's bitch.)

Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:

> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> bloviated:
>
>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>
>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>>>
>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>> > cloud of snot:
>>> >
>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>>> >>[...]
>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah
>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>> >>
>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>> >
>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years you
>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more interesting
>>> > than this dead horse.
>>> >
>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this
>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never having
>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to prove that I
>>> > fit this description in the first place, and given a sufficient
>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
>>> >
>>> > So I present to you the
>>> >
>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>>> >
>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this point
>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>>> >
>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between
>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height" commonly referred
>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you
>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee in
>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this
>>> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however many
>>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the
>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
>>> >
>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that prove
>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am any
>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and spank
>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a
>>> > great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and
>>> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt.*!
>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby chest amongst a
>>> > triumphant background fanfare! You might even get laid for the
>>> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
>>> >
>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS for
>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of
>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking
>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON with it already.
>>> >
>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>>> >
>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the time
>>> > or the patience.
>>> >
>>> > *readies killfile*
>>> >
>>> > And... begin.
>>> >
>>> >
>>>
>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>>>
>>
>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>>
>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>
> Grow up.

Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.

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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician - Libertarian
for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double secret probation
for writing:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> bloviated:
>>
>>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>
>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>> > cloud of snot:
>>>> >
>>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>>>> >>[...]
>>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah
>>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>> >
>>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years you
>>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more interesting
>>>> > than this dead horse.
>>>> >
>>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this
>>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never having
>>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to prove that I
>>>> > fit this description in the first place, and given a sufficient
>>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
>>>> >
>>>> > So I present to you the
>>>> >
>>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>>>> >
>>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this point
>>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>>>> >
>>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between
>>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height" commonly referred
>>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you
>>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee in
>>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this
>>>> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however many
>>>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the
>>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
>>>> >
>>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that prove
>>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am any
>>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and spank
>>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a
>>>> > great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and
>>>> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt.*!
>>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby chest amongst a
>>>> > triumphant background fanfare! You might even get laid for the
>>>> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
>>>> >
>>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS for
>>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of
>>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking
>>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON with it already.
>>>> >
>>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>>>> >
>>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the time
>>>> > or the patience.
>>>> >
>>>> > *readies killfile*
>>>> >
>>>> > And... begin.
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>>>>
>>>
>>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>>>
>>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>>
>> Grow up.
>
>Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.

*WHHHOOOOOSSSSHH*


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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000, Jason Gortician - Libertarian for
President 2012 wrote:

> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
> news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> bloviated:
>>
>>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>
>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>> > cloud of snot:
>>>> >
>>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>>>> >>[...]
>>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah
>>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>> >
>>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years you
>>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more interesting
>>>> > than this dead horse.
>>>> >
>>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this
>>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never having
>>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to prove that I
>>>> > fit this description in the first place, and given a sufficient
>>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
>>>> >
>>>> > So I present to you the
>>>> >
>>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>>>> >
>>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this point
>>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>>>> >
>>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between
>>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height" commonly referred
>>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you
>>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee in
>>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this
>>>> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however many
>>>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the
>>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
>>>> >
>>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that prove
>>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am any
>>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and spank
>>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a
>>>> > great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and
>>>> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt.*!
>>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby chest amongst a
>>>> > triumphant background fanfare! You might even get laid for the
>>>> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
>>>> >
>>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS for
>>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of
>>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking
>>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON with it already.
>>>> >
>>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>>>> >
>>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the time
>>>> > or the patience.
>>>> >
>>>> > *readies killfile*
>>>> >
>>>> > And... begin.
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>>>>
>>>
>>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>>>
>>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>>
>> Grow up.
>
> Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.

\/\/O\/\/ZeR$ yU0 4rE T|-|3 pHL4mE 0\/eRlo@rD !

 

Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>><wikipedia>
>>Napoleon [...] led the French army, modernized and reformed, to score several
>>major victories. His campaigns are studied at military academies all over the
>>world and he is widely regarded as one of history's greatest commanders. [...]
>>Napoleon was hated by his many enemies, but respected by them at the same time.
>>[Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of] Wellington [whom defeated Napoleon's army at
>>Waterloo], when asked who he thought was the greatest general of the day,
>>answered: "In this age, in past ages, in any age, Napoleon."
>></wikipedia>
>
><same wikipedia article>
>"A disastrous invasion of Russia in 1812 marked a turning point in
>Napoleon's fortunes. The campaign left his Grande Armee severely
>depleted in number and it never regained its previous strength. In
[...]
>(les Cent Jours), ended quickly with his defeat at Waterloo on 18 June
>1815. Napoleon spent the remaining six years of his life under British
>supervision on the island of St. Helena in the Atlantic Ocean.Napoleon
>developed relatively few military innovations."
></same wikipedia article>
>
>Nice job selectively quoting

<same wikipedia article>
"Napoleon developed relatively few military innovations [begin restore](though
his placement of artillery into batteries and replacing the division with the
army corps as the standard all-arms unit have become standard doctrine in
virtually all large modern armies)[end restore]."
</same wikipedia article>

Nice job selectively quoting.

> you fucking dwarfen idiot.

The great General Napoleon once said, "Je peux etre court, mais vous etes
l'derriere de la horseage, et je peux porter des chaussures de plume de la
tante." ("I may be short, but you are ugly as the reverse end of ze horse, and I
can wear ze platorm shoes.")

>>What have *you* done lately, ya fuckin' walrus?
>
>Made you all angry, that's for sure, Shorty.

Any time you want to stop siphoning Thorne's tactics, go right ahead.


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Re: Jeffy Boyd once again opens his "plonked for life" killfile.

Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>[...]
>>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>
>>Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years you have never been
>>able to come up with anything more interesting than this dead horse.
>
>I only brought up your height during the l









*dial tone*


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Re: Jeffy Boyd once again opens his "plonked for life" killfile.

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:47:17 +0900, The 2-Belo wrote:

> Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>
>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>>[...]
>>>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>
>>>Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years you have never been
>>>able to come up with anything more interesting than this dead horse.
>>
>>I only brought up your height during the l
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> *dial tone*

I suggest Caller ID, meself.

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Re: Jeffy Boyd once again opens his "plonked for life" killfile.

mimus totally sneezed all over alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk with a
withering cloud of snot:

>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:47:17 +0900, The 2-Belo wrote:
>
>> Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>>
>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>>>[...]
>>>>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>>
>>>>Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years you have never been
>>>>able to come up with anything more interesting than this dead horse.
>>>
>>>I only brought up your height during the l
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> *dial tone*
>
>I suggest Caller ID, meself.

*forwards all calls from Thorne to the pre-recorded 120dB Scream Unit*


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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 17:38:12 -0000
Bill Cleere <bcleere@gmail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:

> On Oct 9, 7:43 am, ___hw__f <snuhw...@netscape.net> wrote:
>
> > Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>
> Yes!
>
> Arways must think of the Dear Reader!
>
> K to the J to the I to the L!!!!
>
He's too sexy for his missles...

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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:21:38 -0400
Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wasted precious bandwith with:

> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000, Jason Gortician - Libertarian
> for President 2012 wrote:
>
> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
> > news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
> >
> >> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
> ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> bloviated:
> >>
> >>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
> >>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
> >>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
> >>>
> >>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
> >>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
> >>>>
> >>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
> >>>> > cloud of snot:
> >>>> >
> >>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> >>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a
> >withering>>> >cloud of>>snot:
> >>>> >>[...]
> >>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah
> >blah>>> >blah>>>halfling.
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking
> >years you>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more
> >interesting>>> > than this dead horse.
> >>>> >
> >>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have
> >this>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never
> >having>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to
> >prove that I>>> > fit this description in the first place, and
> >given a sufficient>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy
> >flame. >>> >
> >>>> > So I present to you the
> >>>> >
> >>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
> >>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
> >>>> >
> >>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
> >>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
> >>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this
> >point>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
> >>>> >
> >>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line"
> >between>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height"
> >commonly referred>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet
> >(182 cm). Since you>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a
> >bitch when you get a bee in>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to
> >consider anything below this>>> > height -- up to and including
> >5'11.999999999999" or however many>>> > nines you damn well wish
> >to tack onto the end -- as Hank the>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken
> >Dwarf. >>> >
> >>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that
> >prove>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt
> >that I am any>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally
> >apologize and spank>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as
> >the sole victor. What a>>> > great opportunity to gain your first
> >real, concrete spank, and>>> > the respect and admiration of
> >newsgroups all over alt.*!>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on
> >your flabby chest amongst a>>> > triumphant background fanfare!
> >You might even get laid for the>>> > first time! You will
> >r00L!!1!!!>>> >
> >>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for
> >YEARS for>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the
> >surface of>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to
> >quit shrieking>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON
> >with it already.>>> >
> >>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
> >>>> >
> >>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
> >>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
> >>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the
> >time>>> > or the patience.
> >>>> >
> >>>> > *readies killfile*
> >>>> >
> >>>> > And... begin.
> >>>> >
> >>>> >
> >>>>
> >>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
> >>>
> >>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
> >>
> >> Grow up.
> >
> > Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.
>
> \/\/O\/\/ZeR$ yU0 4rE T|-|3 pHL4mE 0\/eRlo@rD !
>
\/\/ |-|3R3 12 7H47 ( |) Y0|_| P90|\/|153|) |\/|33????



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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:17:45 -0700
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:

> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician -
> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double
> secret probation for writing:
>
> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
> >news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
> >
> >> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
> ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> bloviated:
> >>
> >>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
> >>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
> >>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
> >>>
> >>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
> >>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
> >>>>
> >>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
> >>>> > cloud of snot:
> >>>> >
> >>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> >>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a
> >withering>>> >cloud of>>snot:
> >>>> >>[...]
> >>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah
> >blah>>> >blah>>>halfling.
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking
> >years you>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more
> >interesting>>> > than this dead horse.
> >>>> >
> >>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have
> >this>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never
> >having>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to
> >prove that I>>> > fit this description in the first place, and
> >given a sufficient>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy
> >flame. >>> >
> >>>> > So I present to you the
> >>>> >
> >>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
> >>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
> >>>> >
> >>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
> >>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
> >>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this
> >point>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
> >>>> >
> >>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line"
> >between>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height"
> >commonly referred>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet
> >(182 cm). Since you>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a
> >bitch when you get a bee in>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to
> >consider anything below this>>> > height -- up to and including
> >5'11.999999999999" or however many>>> > nines you damn well wish
> >to tack onto the end -- as Hank the>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken
> >Dwarf. >>> >
> >>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that
> >prove>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt
> >that I am any>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally
> >apologize and spank>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as
> >the sole victor. What a>>> > great opportunity to gain your first
> >real, concrete spank, and>>> > the respect and admiration of
> >newsgroups all over alt.*!>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on
> >your flabby chest amongst a>>> > triumphant background fanfare!
> >You might even get laid for the>>> > first time! You will
> >r00L!!1!!!>>> >
> >>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for
> >YEARS for>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the
> >surface of>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to
> >quit shrieking>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON
> >with it already.>>> >
> >>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
> >>>> >
> >>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
> >>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
> >>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the
> >time>>> > or the patience.
> >>>> >
> >>>> > *readies killfile*
> >>>> >
> >>>> > And... begin.
> >>>> >
> >>>> >
> >>>>
> >>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
> >>>
> >>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
> >>
> >> Grow up.
> >
> >Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.
>
> *WHHHOOOOOSSSSHH*
>
Man, you gots a mean streak a mile long, dontchas?
<shakes head sadly>

--
www.tearitdown.org

 

Re: Timmy is a bitch. Does it really matter *whose*? (Re: Timmay isliterally Burnore's bitch.)

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:45:11 GMT
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:

> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:16:20 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
> <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
>
> >K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
> >>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted:
> >>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
> >>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted:
> >[...]
> >>>>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you?
> >>>>
> >>>>Yep...it's easy to tell how tall or short you are on UseNet.
> >>>
> >>>"STFU Fat Boi."
> >>><f7eg1v$64p$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
> >>
> >>A thorne-ism:
> >>
> >>Repetition is the soul of flaming and originality should be
> >ignored.
> >
> >I've never seen anyone whine so loudly about making themselves an
> >easy target before.
>
> I suggest a tape recorder.

If this is the "lets revive alt.flame thread", y'alls failin

~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^----------------------

 

Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:08:22 -0600, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
bloviated:

>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:17:45 -0700
>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>
>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician -
>> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double
>> secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>> >news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>> >
>> >> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
>> ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> bloviated:
>> >>
>> >>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>> >>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>> >>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>> >>>
>> >>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>> >>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>> >>>>
>> >>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>> >>>> > cloud of snot:
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>> >>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a
>> >withering>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>> >>>> >>[...]
>> >>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah
>> >blah>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>> >>>> >>>
>> >>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking
>> >years you>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more
>> >interesting>>> > than this dead horse.
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have
>> >this>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never
>> >having>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to
>> >prove that I>>> > fit this description in the first place, and
>> >given a sufficient>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy
>> >flame. >>> >
>> >>>> > So I present to you the
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>> >>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>> >>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>> >>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this
>> >point>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line"
>> >between>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height"
>> >commonly referred>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet
>> >(182 cm). Since you>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a
>> >bitch when you get a bee in>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to
>> >consider anything below this>>> > height -- up to and including
>> >5'11.999999999999" or however many>>> > nines you damn well wish
>> >to tack onto the end -- as Hank the>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken
>> >Dwarf. >>> >
>> >>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that
>> >prove>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt
>> >that I am any>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally
>> >apologize and spank>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as
>> >the sole victor. What a>>> > great opportunity to gain your first
>> >real, concrete spank, and>>> > the respect and admiration of
>> >newsgroups all over alt.*!>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on
>> >your flabby chest amongst a>>> > triumphant background fanfare!
>> >You might even get laid for the>>> > first time! You will
>> >r00L!!1!!!>>> >
>> >>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for
>> >YEARS for>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the
>> >surface of>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to
>> >quit shrieking>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON
>> >with it already.>>> >
>> >>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>> >>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>> >>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the
>> >time>>> > or the patience.
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> > *readies killfile*
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> > And... begin.
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>> >>>>
>> >>>
>> >>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>> >>>
>> >>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>> >>
>> >> Grow up.
>> >
>> >Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.
>>
>> *WHHHOOOOOSSSSHH*
>>
>Man, you gots a mean streak a mile long, dontchas?
><shakes head sadly>

Come on, it was about *short*. Jasie, as usual, missed the boat, the
pier and the ocean.

 

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:21 -0600, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
bloviated:

>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:45:11 GMT
>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>
>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:16:20 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
>> <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
>>
>> >K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>> >>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted:
>> >>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>> >>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted:
>> >[...]
>> >>>>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you?
>> >>>>
>> >>>>Yep...it's easy to tell how tall or short you are on UseNet.
>> >>>
>> >>>"STFU Fat Boi."
>> >>><f7eg1v$64p$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
>> >>
>> >>A thorne-ism:
>> >>
>> >>Repetition is the soul of flaming and originality should be
>> >ignored.
>> >
>> >I've never seen anyone whine so loudly about making themselves an
>> >easy target before.
>>
>> I suggest a tape recorder.
>
>If this is the "lets revive alt.flame thread", y'alls failin
>
>~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^----------------------
>

I am pretty sure the tumbleweeds are a hint.

 

Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:47:57 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:08:22 -0600, in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>bloviated:
>
>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:17:45 -0700
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>
>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician -
>>> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double
>>> secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>> >news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>>> >
>>> >> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
>>> ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> bloviated:
>>> >>
>>> >>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>>> >>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>> >>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>> >>>
>>> >>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>>> >>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>> >>>> > cloud of snot:
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>> >>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a
>>> >withering>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>>> >>>> >>[...]
>>> >>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah
>>> >blah>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>>> >>>> >>>
>>> >>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>> >>>> >>
>>> >>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking
>>> >years you>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more
>>> >interesting>>> > than this dead horse.
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have
>>> >this>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never
>>> >having>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to
>>> >prove that I>>> > fit this description in the first place, and
>>> >given a sufficient>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy
>>> >flame. >>> >
>>> >>>> > So I present to you the
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>>> >>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>>> >>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>>> >>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this
>>> >point>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line"
>>> >between>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height"
>>> >commonly referred>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet
>>> >(182 cm). Since you>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a
>>> >bitch when you get a bee in>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to
>>> >consider anything below this>>> > height -- up to and including
>>> >5'11.999999999999" or however many>>> > nines you damn well wish
>>> >to tack onto the end -- as Hank the>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken
>>> >Dwarf. >>> >
>>> >>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that
>>> >prove>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt
>>> >that I am any>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally
>>> >apologize and spank>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as
>>> >the sole victor. What a>>> > great opportunity to gain your first
>>> >real, concrete spank, and>>> > the respect and admiration of
>>> >newsgroups all over alt.*!>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on
>>> >your flabby chest amongst a>>> > triumphant background fanfare!
>>> >You might even get laid for the>>> > first time! You will
>>> >r00L!!1!!!>>> >
>>> >>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for
>>> >YEARS for>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the
>>> >surface of>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to
>>> >quit shrieking>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON
>>> >with it already.>>> >
>>> >>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>>> >>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>>> >>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the
>>> >time>>> > or the patience.
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> > *readies killfile*
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> > And... begin.
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>>> >>
>>> >> Grow up.
>>> >
>>> >Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.
>>>
>>> *WHHHOOOOOSSSSHH*
>>>
>>Man, you gots a mean streak a mile long, dontchas?
>><shakes head sadly>
>
>Come on, it was about *short*. Jasie, as usual, missed the boat, the
>pier and the ocean.

Man, you people do need some beer.

Jade

 

Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:30:32 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
bloviated:

>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:47:57 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:08:22 -0600, in
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>bloviated:
>>
>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:17:45 -0700
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician -
>>>> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double
>>>> secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>> >news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>>>> >
>>>> >> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
>>>> ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> bloviated:
>>>> >>
>>>> >>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>>>> >>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>>> >>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>>>> >>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>> >>>> > cloud of snot:
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>> >>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a
>>>> >withering>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>>>> >>>> >>[...]
>>>> >>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah
>>>> >blah>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>> >>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>>> >>>> >>
>>>> >>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking
>>>> >years you>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more
>>>> >interesting>>> > than this dead horse.
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have
>>>> >this>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never
>>>> >having>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to
>>>> >prove that I>>> > fit this description in the first place, and
>>>> >given a sufficient>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy
>>>> >flame. >>> >
>>>> >>>> > So I present to you the
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>>>> >>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>>>> >>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>>>> >>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this
>>>> >point>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line"
>>>> >between>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height"
>>>> >commonly referred>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet
>>>> >(182 cm). Since you>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a
>>>> >bitch when you get a bee in>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to
>>>> >consider anything below this>>> > height -- up to and including
>>>> >5'11.999999999999" or however many>>> > nines you damn well wish
>>>> >to tack onto the end -- as Hank the>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken
>>>> >Dwarf. >>> >
>>>> >>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that
>>>> >prove>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt
>>>> >that I am any>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally
>>>> >apologize and spank>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as
>>>> >the sole victor. What a>>> > great opportunity to gain your first
>>>> >real, concrete spank, and>>> > the respect and admiration of
>>>> >newsgroups all over alt.*!>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on
>>>> >your flabby chest amongst a>>> > triumphant background fanfare!
>>>> >You might even get laid for the>>> > first time! You will
>>>> >r00L!!1!!!>>> >
>>>> >>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for
>>>> >YEARS for>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the
>>>> >surface of>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to
>>>> >quit shrieking>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON
>>>> >with it already.>>> >
>>>> >>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>>>> >>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>>>> >>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the
>>>> >time>>> > or the patience.
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> > *readies killfile*
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> > And... begin.
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Grow up.
>>>> >
>>>> >Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.
>>>>
>>>> *WHHHOOOOOSSSSHH*
>>>>
>>>Man, you gots a mean streak a mile long, dontchas?
>>><shakes head sadly>
>>
>>Come on, it was about *short*. Jasie, as usual, missed the boat, the
>>pier and the ocean.
>
>Man, you people do need some beer.
>
>Jade

Speaking of short...

 

Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:45:11 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:30:32 -0400, in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>bloviated:
>
>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:47:57 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:08:22 -0600, in
>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>bloviated:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:17:45 -0700
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician -
>>>>> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double
>>>>> secret probation for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>> >news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>>>>> >
>>>>> >> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
>>>>> ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> bloviated:
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>>>>> >>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>>>> >>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>>>>> >>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>> >>>> > cloud of snot:
>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>> >>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>> >>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a
>>>>> >withering>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>>>>> >>>> >>[...]
>>>>> >>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah
>>>>> >blah>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>> >>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>> >>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>> >>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking
>>>>> >years you>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more
>>>>> >interesting>>> > than this dead horse.
>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>> >>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have
>>>>> >this>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never
>>>>> >having>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to
>>>>> >prove that I>>> > fit this description in the first place, and
>>>>> >given a sufficient>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy
>>>>> >flame. >>> >
>>>>> >>>> > So I present to you the
>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>> >>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>>>>> >>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>> >>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>>>>> >>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>>>>> >>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this
>>>>> >point>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>> >>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line"
>>>>> >between>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height"
>>>>> >commonly referred>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet
>>>>> >(182 cm). Since you>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a
>>>>> >bitch when you get a bee in>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to
>>>>> >consider anything below this>>> > height -- up to and including
>>>>> >5'11.999999999999" or however many>>> > nines you damn well wish
>>>>> >to tack onto the end -- as Hank the>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken
>>>>> >Dwarf. >>> >
>>>>> >>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that
>>>>> >prove>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt
>>>>> >that I am any>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally
>>>>> >apologize and spank>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as
>>>>> >the sole victor. What a>>> > great opportunity to gain your first
>>>>> >real, concrete spank, and>>> > the respect and admiration of
>>>>> >newsgroups all over alt.*!>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on
>>>>> >your flabby chest amongst a>>> > triumphant background fanfare!
>>>>> >You might even get laid for the>>> > first time! You will
>>>>> >r00L!!1!!!>>> >
>>>>> >>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for
>>>>> >YEARS for>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the
>>>>> >surface of>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to
>>>>> >quit shrieking>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON
>>>>> >with it already.>>> >
>>>>> >>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>> >>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>>>>> >>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>>>>> >>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the
>>>>> >time>>> > or the patience.
>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>> >>>> > *readies killfile*
>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>> >>>> > And... begin.
>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> Grow up.
>>>>> >
>>>>> >Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.
>>>>>
>>>>> *WHHHOOOOOSSSSHH*
>>>>>
>>>>Man, you gots a mean streak a mile long, dontchas?
>>>><shakes head sadly>
>>>
>>>Come on, it was about *short*. Jasie, as usual, missed the boat, the
>>>pier and the ocean.
>>
>>Man, you people do need some beer.
>>
>>Jade
>
>Speaking of short...

I'm not *that* short!

Jade

 

Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:44:15 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>
>>><wikipedia>
>>>Napoleon [...] led the French army, modernized and reformed, to score several
>>>major victories. His campaigns are studied at military academies all over the
>>>world and he is widely regarded as one of history's greatest commanders. [...]
>>>Napoleon was hated by his many enemies, but respected by them at the same time.
>>>[Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of] Wellington [whom defeated Napoleon's army at
>>>Waterloo], when asked who he thought was the greatest general of the day,
>>>answered: "In this age, in past ages, in any age, Napoleon."
>>></wikipedia>
>>
>><same wikipedia article>
>>"A disastrous invasion of Russia in 1812 marked a turning point in
>>Napoleon's fortunes. The campaign left his Grande Armee severely
>>depleted in number and it never regained its previous strength. In
>[...]
>>(les Cent Jours), ended quickly with his defeat at Waterloo on 18 June
>>1815. Napoleon spent the remaining six years of his life under British
>>supervision on the island of St. Helena in the Atlantic Ocean.Napoleon
>>developed relatively few military innovations."
>></same wikipedia article>
>>
>>Nice job selectively quoting
>
><same wikipedia article>
>"Napoleon developed relatively few military innovations [begin restore](though
>his placement of artillery into batteries and replacing the division with the
>army corps as the standard all-arms unit have become standard doctrine in
>virtually all large modern armies)[end restore]."
></same wikipedia article>
>
>Nice job selectively quoting.

He is remembered just as much for losing in Russia and at Waterloo.
Wellington was being magnanimous (and self-congratulatory) in victory.
And anyway, even if he was good at his job, he was still a runt, so
what is your point?

>> you fucking dwarfen idiot.
>
>The great General Napoleon once said, "Je peux etre court, mais vous etes
>l'derriere de la horseage, et je peux porter des chaussures de plume de la
>tante." ("I may be short, but you are ugly as the reverse end of ze horse, and I
>can wear ze platorm shoes.")

<looks around>
Who said that? Stand up, whoever you are.

>>>What have *you* done lately, ya fuckin' walrus?
>>
>>Made you all angry, that's for sure, Shorty.
>
>Any time you want to stop siphoning Thorne's tactics, go right ahead.

Anytime you want to just stop foaming at being called a Hobbit, let me
know.

Suzie
--
Suzieflame

 

Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>And anyway, even if he was good at his job, he was still a runt, so
>what is your point?

I asked this to Thorne what, eight years ago. What was his fucking point? He
didn't have an answer to that. And neither, apparently, do you.

>>The great General Napoleon once said, "Je peux etre court, mais vous etes
>>l'derriere de la horseage, et je peux porter des chaussures de plume de la
>>tante." ("I may be short, but you are ugly as the reverse end of ze horse, and I
>>can wear ze platorm shoes.")
>
><looks around>
>Who said that? Stand up, whoever you are.

Someone with a sense of humor, you hosebag.


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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:24:10 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>
>>And anyway, even if he was good at his job, he was still a runt, so
>>what is your point?
>
>I asked this to Thorne what, eight years ago. What was his fucking point? He
>didn't have an answer to that. And neither, apparently, do you.

Look, you raised (raised, geddit?) the subject of Napoleon of Titchy,
presumably with some kind of point to doing so.

So are you suggesting all Hobbit-sized people are egomaniacal military
geniuses in their early careers but ultimately fail miserably and kill
gazillions of normal sized people in the process, and that this also
applies to you? Presumably you had in mind some kind of comparison, so
what was your point in bringing him into the debate, apart from being
ridiculed for comparing yourself to less-than-full-sized people like
Napoleon and Adolf?

>>>The great General Napoleon once said, "Je peux etre court, mais vous etes
>>>l'derriere de la horseage, et je peux porter des chaussures de plume de la
>>>tante." ("I may be short, but you are ugly as the reverse end of ze horse, and I
>>>can wear ze platorm shoes.")
>>
>><looks around>
>>Who said that? Stand up, whoever you are.
>
>Someone with a sense of humor, you hosebag.

You little people are famously lacking in humor, so it can't have been
one of your pygmy tribe.

Suzie
--
Suzieflame

 

Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:24:10 +0900, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>>Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>>
>>>And anyway, even if he was good at his job, he was still a runt, so
>>>what is your point?
>>
>>I asked this to Thorne what, eight years ago. What was his fucking point? He
>>didn't have an answer to that. And neither, apparently, do you.
>
>Look, you raised (raised, geddit?) the subject of Napoleon of Titchy,
>presumably with some kind of point to doing so.
>
>So are you suggesting all Hobbit-sized people are egomaniacal military
>geniuses in their early careers but ultimately fail miserably and kill
>gazillions of normal sized people in the process, and that this also
>applies to you? Presumably you had in mind some kind of comparison, so
>what was your point in bringing him into the debate, apart from being
>ridiculed for comparing yourself to less-than-full-sized people like
>Napoleon and Adolf

PHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

Godwin. You lose, cunt.


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