Re: Timmy is a bitch. Does it really matter *whose*? (Re: Timmay is literally Burnore's bitch.)

Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:42:09 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>
>>On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:24:10 +0900, The 2-Belo
>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>>>Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>>>
>>>>And anyway, even if he was good at his job, he was still a runt, so
>>>>what is your point?
>>>
>>>I asked this to Thorne what, eight years ago. What was his fucking point? He
>>>didn't have an answer to that. And neither, apparently, do you.
>>
>>Look, you raised (raised, geddit?) the subject of Napoleon of Titchy,
>>presumably with some kind of point to doing so.
>>
>>So are you suggesting all Hobbit-sized people are egomaniacal military
>>geniuses in their early careers but ultimately fail miserably and kill
>>gazillions of normal sized people in the process, and that this also
>>applies to you? Presumably you had in mind some kind of comparison, so
>>what was your point in bringing him into the debate, apart from being
>>ridiculed for comparing yourself to less-than-full-sized people like
>>Napoleon and Adolf
>
>PHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
>
>Godwin. You lose, cunt.

Not at all. I suggest you take a closer look at Godwin's Lw; it is
often deliberately misinterpreted by those seeking to waddle away from
a debate they are losing miserably.

Now, you brought up the subject of egomaniacal halfling military
leaders who ultimately fail, presumably to compare yourself to them.
What was your point again? Please be precise.

Of course, if you can't answer, I'm sure most people will understand
and sympathize with your midget plight.

Suzie
--
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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:47:57 GMT
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:

> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:08:22 -0600, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated:
>
> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:17:45 -0700
> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
> >
> >> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician -
> >> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double
> >> secret probation for writing:
> >>
> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
> >> >news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
> >> >
> >> >> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
> >> ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> bloviated:
> >> >>
> >> >>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
> >> >>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
> >> >>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
> >> >>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a
> >withering> >>>> > cloud of snot:
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> >> >>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a
> >> >withering>>> >cloud of>>snot:
> >> >>>> >>[...]
> >> >>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short
> >blah> >blah>>> >blah>>>halfling.
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking
> >> >years you>>> > have never been able to come up with anything
> >more> >interesting>>> > than this dead horse.
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you
> >have> >this>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite
> >never> >having>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been
> >able to> >prove that I>>> > fit this description in the first
> >place, and> >given a sufficient>>> > explanation as to why this
> >is a worthy> >flame. >>> >
> >> >>>> > So I present to you the
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
> >> >>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
> >> >>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in
> >physical> >>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point
> >and this> >point>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line"
> >> >between>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height"
> >> >commonly referred>>> > to in the Western world, which is six
> >feet> >(182 cm). Since you>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son
> >of a> >bitch when you get a bee in>>> > your bonnet I will allow
> >you to> >consider anything below this>>> > height -- up to and
> >including> >5'11.999999999999" or however many>>> > nines you
> >damn well wish> >to tack onto the end -- as Hank the>>> > (Late)
> >Angry Drunken> >Dwarf. >>> >
> >> >>>> > If you are able to present data from official records
> >that> >prove>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a
> >doubt> >that I am any>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will
> >formally> >apologize and spank>>> > out of alt.flame forever,
> >with you as> >the sole victor. What a>>> > great opportunity to
> >gain your first> >real, concrete spank, and>>> > the respect and
> >admiration of> >newsgroups all over alt.*!>>> > Princess Leia
> >will pin a badge on> >your flabby chest amongst a>>> > triumphant
> >background fanfare!> >You might even get laid for the>>> > first
> >time! You will> >r00L!!1!!!>>> >
> >> >>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for
> >> >YEARS for>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than
> >the> >surface of>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you
> >to> >quit shrieking>>> > the same thing again and again and get
> >ON> >with it already.>>> >
> >> >>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
> >> >>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of
> >this> >>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't
> >have the> >time>>> > or the patience.
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> > *readies killfile*
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> > And... begin.
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
> >> >>>
> >> >>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
> >> >>
> >> >> Grow up.
> >> >
> >> >Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and
> >urine.>
> >> *WHHHOOOOOSSSSHH*
> >>
> >Man, you gots a mean streak a mile long, dontchas?
> ><shakes head sadly>
>
> Come on, it was about *short*. Jasie, as usual, missed the boat,
> the pier and the ocean.

That was Jasons snuh-solidarity kicking in...

So tell me about this hedge trimming accident...severed above the
knee or below?


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Re: Timmy is a bitch. Does it really matter *whose*? (Re: Timmay isliterally Burnore's bitch.)

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:50:55 GMT
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:

> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:21 -0600, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated:
>
> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:45:11 GMT
> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
> >
> >> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:16:20 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks,
> >Timmay!> <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
> >>
> >> >K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
> >> >>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted:
> >> >>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
> >> >>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted:
> >> >[...]
> >> >>>>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you?
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>Yep...it's easy to tell how tall or short you are on
> >UseNet.> >>>
> >> >>>"STFU Fat Boi."
> >> >>><f7eg1v$64p$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
> >> >>
> >> >>A thorne-ism:
> >> >>
> >> >>Repetition is the soul of flaming and originality should be
> >> >ignored.
> >> >
> >> >I've never seen anyone whine so loudly about making themselves
> >an> >easy target before.
> >>
> >> I suggest a tape recorder.
> >
> >If this is the "lets revive alt.flame thread", y'alls failin
> >
> >~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^----------------------
> >
>
> I am pretty sure the tumbleweeds are a hint.

I just spent the better part of FIVE minutes searching for a
reference to the band "tumbleweeds" but couldnt find any definitive
sites. Seems like there was an aussie band that had a few hits in
the 90's and a canadian bluegrass-fusion group by the same name but
I can recall *who* I heard gettin airplay...I just remember it was
GOOD.

Oh...a "hint" you say...I read that as "hit"...

 

Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

We sadly announce the death of Suzieflame on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:39:27 +0200
after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:

[blahblahblah]

>>>So are you suggesting all Hobbit-sized people are egomaniacal military
>>>geniuses in their early careers but ultimately fail miserably and kill
>>>gazillions of normal sized people in the process, and that this also
>>>applies to you? Presumably you had in mind some kind of comparison, so
>>>what was your point in bringing him into the debate,

That's another thing. You brought the fucker up in the first place.

>>>apart from being
>>>ridiculed for comparing yourself to less-than-full-sized people like
>>>Napoleon and Adolf
>>
>>PHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
>>
>>Godwin. You lose, cunt.
>
>Not at all. I suggest you take a closer look at Godwin's Lw;

I suggest you take a closer look at your own pst.


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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 11:46:44 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>We sadly announce the death of Suzieflame on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:39:27 +0200
>after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:
>
>[blahblahblah]
>
>>>>So are you suggesting all Hobbit-sized people are egomaniacal military
>>>>geniuses in their early careers but ultimately fail miserably and kill
>>>>gazillions of normal sized people in the process, and that this also
>>>>applies to you? Presumably you had in mind some kind of comparison, so
>>>>what was your point in bringing him into the debate,
>
>That's another thing. You brought the fucker up in the first place.
>
>>>>apart from being
>>>>ridiculed for comparing yourself to less-than-full-sized people like
>>>>Napoleon and Adolf
>>>
>>>PHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
>>>
>>>Godwin. You lose, cunt.
>>
>>Not at all. I suggest you take a closer look at Godwin's Lw;
>
>I suggest you take a closer look at your own pst.

I suggest you realize that starting this thread has secured your place
as a runty little midget, that you can look forward to being ridiculed
for being a half-man for ever, and you don't like it one little bit,
as your goal was to kill it dead.

Go ahead and twitch, titch.

Suzie
--
Suzieflame

 

Re: Jeffy Boyd once again opens his "plonked for life" killfile.

The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>>[...]
>>>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>
>>>Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years you have never been
>>>able to come up with anything more interesting than this dead horse.
>>
>>I only brought up your height during the l
>
>*dial tone*

*click* Hello. I'm currently not available to take your call. If you'd
like to leave a message for the Hell Flame Wars Technical Service
about a faulty killfile that won't plonk people for life, please
contact our agent in alt.flame and ask about our learning solutions
for the mentally disfunctional. Alternatively, visit our web site and
use the link "How should a hermaphrodite pleasure itself?" for a
solution to your problem. Thank you for calling. *click*

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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:h7nqg3hj77o3fboue2248kuuollsn0jdt4@4ax.com:

> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician - Libertarian
> for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double secret probation
> for writing:
>
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
<snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>> bloviated:
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>>>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>>
>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>>>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>> > cloud of snot:
>>>>> >
>>>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>>>>> >>[...]
>>>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah
>>>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years you
>>>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more interesting
>>>>> > than this dead horse.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this
>>>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never having
>>>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to prove that I
>>>>> > fit this description in the first place, and given a sufficient
>>>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > So I present to you the
>>>>> >
>>>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>>>>> >
>>>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>>>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>>>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this point
>>>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between
>>>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height" commonly referred
>>>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you
>>>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee in
>>>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this
>>>>> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however many
>>>>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the
>>>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that prove
>>>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am any
>>>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and spank
>>>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a
>>>>> > great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and
>>>>> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt.*!
>>>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby chest amongst a
>>>>> > triumphant background fanfare! You might even get laid for the
>>>>> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
>>>>> >
>>>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS for
>>>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of
>>>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking
>>>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON with it already.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>>>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the time
>>>>> > or the patience.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > *readies killfile*
>>>>> >
>>>>> > And... begin.
>>>>> >
>>>>> >
>>>>>
>>>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>>>>
>>>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>>>
>>> Grow up.
>>
>>Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.
>
> *WHHHOOOOOSSSSHH*

I stand by my words, Lovelace.

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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in news:1agfor.86q.17.1
@news.alt.net:

> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000, Jason Gortician - Libertarian for
> President 2012 wrote:
>
>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>> news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
<snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>> bloviated:
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>>>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>>
>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>>>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>> > cloud of snot:
>>>>> >
>>>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>>>>> >>[...]
>>>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah
>>>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years you
>>>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more interesting
>>>>> > than this dead horse.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this
>>>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never having
>>>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to prove that I
>>>>> > fit this description in the first place, and given a sufficient
>>>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > So I present to you the
>>>>> >
>>>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>>>>> >
>>>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>>>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>>>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this point
>>>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between
>>>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height" commonly referred
>>>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you
>>>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee in
>>>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this
>>>>> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however many
>>>>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the
>>>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that prove
>>>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am any
>>>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and spank
>>>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a
>>>>> > great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and
>>>>> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt.*!
>>>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby chest amongst a
>>>>> > triumphant background fanfare! You might even get laid for the
>>>>> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
>>>>> >
>>>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS for
>>>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of
>>>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking
>>>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON with it already.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>>>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the time
>>>>> > or the patience.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > *readies killfile*
>>>>> >
>>>>> > And... begin.
>>>>> >
>>>>> >
>>>>>
>>>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>>>>
>>>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>>>
>>> Grow up.
>>
>> Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.
>
> \/\/O\/\/ZeR$ yU0 4rE T|-|3 pHL4mE 0\/eRlo@rD !

And you shouldn't be allowed to waste the earth's resources with your
continued presence.

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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in news:20071012093646.3d764139
@vector:

> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:47:57 GMT
> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>
>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:08:22 -0600, in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated:
>>
>> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:17:45 -0700
>> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>> >
>> >> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician -
>> >> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double
>> >> secret probation for writing:
>> >>
>> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>> >> >news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>> >> >
>> >> >> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
>> >> ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> bloviated:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>> >> >>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>> >> >>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>> >> >>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a
>> >withering> >>>> > cloud of snot:
>> >> >>>> >
>> >> >>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>> >> >>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a
>> >> >withering>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>> >> >>>> >>[...]
>> >> >>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short
>> >blah> >blah>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>> >> >>>> >>>
>> >> >>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>> >> >>>> >>
>> >> >>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>> >> >>>> >
>> >> >>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking
>> >> >years you>>> > have never been able to come up with anything
>> >more> >interesting>>> > than this dead horse.
>> >> >>>> >
>> >> >>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you
>> >have> >this>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite
>> >never> >having>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been
>> >able to> >prove that I>>> > fit this description in the first
>> >place, and> >given a sufficient>>> > explanation as to why this
>> >is a worthy> >flame. >>> >
>> >> >>>> > So I present to you the
>> >> >>>> >
>> >> >>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOST
> FU
>> >> >>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>> >> >>>> >
>> >> >>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>> >> >>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in
>> >physical> >>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point
>> >and this> >point>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>> >> >>>> >
>> >> >>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line"
>> >> >between>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height"
>> >> >commonly referred>>> > to in the Western world, which is six
>> >feet> >(182 cm). Since you>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son
>> >of a> >bitch when you get a bee in>>> > your bonnet I will allow
>> >you to> >consider anything below this>>> > height -- up to and
>> >including> >5'11.999999999999" or however many>>> > nines you
>> >damn well wish> >to tack onto the end -- as Hank the>>> > (Late)
>> >Angry Drunken> >Dwarf. >>> >
>> >> >>>> > If you are able to present data from official records
>> >that> >prove>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a
>> >doubt> >that I am any>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will
>> >formally> >apologize and spank>>> > out of alt.flame forever,
>> >with you as> >the sole victor. What a>>> > great opportunity to
>> >gain your first> >real, concrete spank, and>>> > the respect and
>> >admiration of> >newsgroups all over alt.*!>>> > Princess Leia
>> >will pin a badge on> >your flabby chest amongst a>>> > triumphant
>> >background fanfare!> >You might even get laid for the>>> > first
>> >time! You will> >r00L!!1!!!>>> >
>> >> >>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for
>> >> >YEARS for>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than
>> >the> >surface of>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you
>> >to> >quit shrieking>>> > the same thing again and again and get
>> >ON> >with it already.>>> >
>> >> >>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>> >> >>>> >
>> >> >>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>> >> >>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of
>> >this> >>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't
>> >have the> >time>>> > or the patience.
>> >> >>>> >
>> >> >>>> > *readies killfile*
>> >> >>>> >
>> >> >>>> > And... begin.
>> >> >>>> >
>> >> >>>> >
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Grow up.
>> >> >
>> >> >Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and
>> >urine.>
>> >> *WHHHOOOOOSSSSHH*
>> >>
>> >Man, you gots a mean streak a mile long, dontchas?
>> ><shakes head sadly>
>>
>> Come on, it was about *short*. Jasie, as usual, missed the boat,
>> the pier and the ocean.
>
> That was Jasons snuh-solidarity kicking in...
>
> So tell me about this hedge trimming accident...severed above the
> knee or below?


Apparently, alt.flame is for reasoned discussions of height. Sounds
marvy.

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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in
news:ltqsg31g4p3rnge5mfsi7jilkmtqqqgbbh@4ax.com:

> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:47:57 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:08:22 -0600, in
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>bloviated:
>>
>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:17:45 -0700
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician -
>>>> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double
>>>> secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>> >news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>>>> >
>>>> >> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
>>>> ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> bloviated:
>>>> >>
>>>> >>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>>>> >>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>>> >>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>>>> >>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>> >>>> > cloud of snot:
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>> >>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a
>>>> >withering>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>>>> >>>> >>[...]
>>>> >>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah
>>>> >blah>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>> >>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>>> >>>> >>
>>>> >>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking
>>>> >years you>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more
>>>> >interesting>>> > than this dead horse.
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have
>>>> >this>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never
>>>> >having>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to
>>>> >prove that I>>> > fit this description in the first place, and
>>>> >given a sufficient>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy
>>>> >flame. >>> >
>>>> >>>> > So I present to you the
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>>>> >>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>>>> >>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>>>> >>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this
>>>> >point>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line"
>>>> >between>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height"
>>>> >commonly referred>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet
>>>> >(182 cm). Since you>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a
>>>> >bitch when you get a bee in>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to
>>>> >consider anything below this>>> > height -- up to and including
>>>> >5'11.999999999999" or however many>>> > nines you damn well wish
>>>> >to tack onto the end -- as Hank the>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken
>>>> >Dwarf. >>> >
>>>> >>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that
>>>> >prove>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt
>>>> >that I am any>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally
>>>> >apologize and spank>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as
>>>> >the sole victor. What a>>> > great opportunity to gain your first
>>>> >real, concrete spank, and>>> > the respect and admiration of
>>>> >newsgroups all over alt.*!>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on
>>>> >your flabby chest amongst a>>> > triumphant background fanfare!
>>>> >You might even get laid for the>>> > first time! You will
>>>> >r00L!!1!!!>>> >
>>>> >>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for
>>>> >YEARS for>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the
>>>> >surface of>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to
>>>> >quit shrieking>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON
>>>> >with it already.>>> >
>>>> >>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>>>> >>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>>>> >>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the
>>>> >time>>> > or the patience.
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> > *readies killfile*
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> > And... begin.
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>> >
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Grow up.
>>>> >
>>>> >Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.
>>>>
>>>> *WHHHOOOOOSSSSHH*
>>>>
>>>Man, you gots a mean streak a mile long, dontchas?
>>><shakes head sadly>
>>
>>Come on, it was about *short*. Jasie, as usual, missed the boat, the
>>pier and the ocean.
>
> Man, you people do need some beer.

As prelude to your Nth golden shower?

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Re: Jeffy Boyd once again opens his "plonked for life" killfile.

On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 00:39:08 +0100, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

>Alternatively, visit our web site and
>use the link "How should a hermaphrodite pleasure itself?" for a
>solution to your problem.

Revealing that HFW claim expertise in this area...

Suzie
--
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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:46:42 +0000, Jason Gortician - Libertarian for
President 2012 wrote:

> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in news:1agfor.86q.17.1
> @news.alt.net:
>
>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000, Jason Gortician - Libertarian for
>> President 2012 wrote:
>>
>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>> news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>>>>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>>>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>>>
>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>>>>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>>> > cloud of snot:
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>>>>>> >>[...]
>>>>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah
>>>>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years you
>>>>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more interesting
>>>>>> > than this dead horse.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this
>>>>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never having
>>>>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to prove that I
>>>>>> > fit this description in the first place, and given a sufficient
>>>>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > So I present to you the
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>>>>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>>>>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this point
>>>>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between
>>>>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height" commonly referred
>>>>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you
>>>>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee in
>>>>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this
>>>>>> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however many
>>>>>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the
>>>>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that prove
>>>>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am any
>>>>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and spank
>>>>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a
>>>>>> > great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and
>>>>>> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt.*!
>>>>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby chest amongst a
>>>>>> > triumphant background fanfare! You might even get laid for the
>>>>>> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS for
>>>>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of
>>>>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking
>>>>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON with it already.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>>>>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the time
>>>>>> > or the patience.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > *readies killfile*
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > And... begin.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>>>>>
>>>>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>>>>
>>>> Grow up.
>>>
>>> Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.
>>
>> \/\/O\/\/ZeR$ yU0 4rE T|-|3 pHL4mE 0\/eRlo@rD !
>
> And you shouldn't be allowed to waste the earth's resources with your
> continued presence.

\/\/ha+ @ d3\/15T4tI|\|9 fl4ME, 1 do|\|'t k|\|0\/\/ 1F I c@N g0 0|\|
@PHteR rE@|)in9 +H15

 

Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:46:00 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician - Libertarian
for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double secret probation
for writing:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>news:h7nqg3hj77o3fboue2248kuuollsn0jdt4@4ax.com:
>
>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician - Libertarian
>> for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double secret probation
>> for writing:
>>
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
><snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>>>>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>>>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>>>
>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>>>>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>>> > cloud of snot:
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>>>>>> >>[...]
>>>>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah
>>>>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years you
>>>>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more interesting
>>>>>> > than this dead horse.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this
>>>>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never having
>>>>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to prove that I
>>>>>> > fit this description in the first place, and given a sufficient
>>>>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > So I present to you the
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>>>>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>>>>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this point
>>>>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between
>>>>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height" commonly referred
>>>>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you
>>>>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee in
>>>>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this
>>>>>> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however many
>>>>>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the
>>>>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that prove
>>>>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am any
>>>>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and spank
>>>>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a
>>>>>> > great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and
>>>>>> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt.*!
>>>>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby chest amongst a
>>>>>> > triumphant background fanfare! You might even get laid for the
>>>>>> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS for
>>>>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of
>>>>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking
>>>>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON with it already.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>>>>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the time
>>>>>> > or the patience.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > *readies killfile*
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > And... begin.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>>>>>
>>>>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>>>>
>>>> Grow up.
>>>
>>>Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.
>>
>> *WHHHOOOOOSSSSHH*
>
>I stand by my words, Lovelace.

Short little fucker, ain't ya.

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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:47:59 +0000 (UTC)
"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
<jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:

> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
> news:20071012093646.3d764139@vector:
>
> > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:47:57 GMT
> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith
> > with:
> >
> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:08:22 -0600, in
> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated:
> >>
> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:17:45 -0700
> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith
> >with:> >
> >> >> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician -
> >> >> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got
> >double> >> secret probation for writing:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
> >> >> >news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
> >> >> ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> bloviated:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
> >> >> >>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
> >> >> >>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote
> >in> >> >>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a
> >> >withering> >>>> > cloud of snot:
> >> >> >>>> >
> >> >> >>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
> >wrote:> >> >>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame
> >with a> >> >withering>>> >cloud of>>snot:
> >> >> >>>> >>[...]
> >> >> >>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short
> >> >blah> >blah>>> >blah>>>halfling.
> >> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >> >>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
> >> >> >>>> >>
> >> >> >>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
> >> >> >>>> >
> >> >> >>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine
> >fucking> >> >years you>>> > have never been able to come up with
> >anything> >more> >interesting>>> > than this dead horse.
> >> >> >>>> >
> >> >> >>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you
> >> >have> >this>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description,
> >despite> >never> >having>>> > seen me; consequently you have
> >never been> >able to> >prove that I>>> > fit this description in
> >the first> >place, and> >given a sufficient>>> > explanation as
> >to why this> >is a worthy> >flame. >>> >
> >> >> >>>> > So I present to you the
> >> >> >>>> >
> >> >> >>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOST
> > FU
> >> >> >>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
> >> >> >>>> >
> >> >> >>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
> >> >> >>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in
> >> >physical> >>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this
> >point> >and this> >point>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a
> >decade. > >> >>>> >
> >> >> >>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line"
> >> >> >between>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height"
> >> >> >commonly referred>>> > to in the Western world, which is
> >six> >feet> >(182 cm). Since you>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky
> >son> >of a> >bitch when you get a bee in>>> > your bonnet I will
> >allow> >you to> >consider anything below this>>> > height -- up
> >to and> >including> >5'11.999999999999" or however many>>> >
> >nines you> >damn well wish> >to tack onto the end -- as Hank
> >the>>> > (Late)> >Angry Drunken> >Dwarf. >>> >
> >> >> >>>> > If you are able to present data from official records
> >> >that> >prove>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a
> >> >doubt> >that I am any>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will
> >> >formally> >apologize and spank>>> > out of alt.flame forever,
> >> >with you as> >the sole victor. What a>>> > great opportunity
> >to> >gain your first> >real, concrete spank, and>>> > the respect
> >and> >admiration of> >newsgroups all over alt.*!>>> > Princess
> >Leia> >will pin a badge on> >your flabby chest amongst a>>> >
> >triumphant> >background fanfare!> >You might even get laid for
> >the>>> > first> >time! You will> >r00L!!1!!!>>> >
> >> >> >>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting
> >for> >> >YEARS for>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat
> >than> >the> >surface of>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting
> >for you> >to> >quit shrieking>>> > the same thing again and again
> >and get> >ON> >with it already.>>> >
> >> >> >>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
> >> >> >>>> >
> >> >> >>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the
> >usual> >> >>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the
> >terms of> >this> >>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk.
> >I don't> >have the> >time>>> > or the patience.
> >> >> >>>> >
> >> >> >>>> > *readies killfile*
> >> >> >>>> >
> >> >> >>>> > And... begin.
> >> >> >>>> >
> >> >> >>>> >
> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real
> >big...> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Grow up.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and
> >> >urine.>
> >> >> *WHHHOOOOOSSSSHH*
> >> >>
> >> >Man, you gots a mean streak a mile long, dontchas?
> >> ><shakes head sadly>
> >>
> >> Come on, it was about *short*. Jasie, as usual, missed the
> >boat,> the pier and the ocean.
> >
> > That was Jasons snuh-solidarity kicking in...
> >
> > So tell me about this hedge trimming accident...severed above
> > the knee or below?
>
>
> Apparently, alt.flame is for reasoned discussions of height.
> Sounds marvy.
>

I found some tall people...Infectious Grooves was a spin-off of
Suicidal Tendencies and IG does some serial comedy skits on their
albums involving...a reptilian...Sarsippius

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infectious_Grooves

 

Re: Jeffy Boyd once again opens his "plonked for life" killfile.

Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>
>>Alternatively, visit our web site and use the link "How should a
>>hermaphrodite pleasure itself?" for a solution to your problem.
>
>Revealing that HFW claim expertise in this area...

For those among us who have a little trouble deciphering subtle
messages, it means 'go fuck yourself'.

--
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"I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>

 

Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:

>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:46:42 +0000, Jason Gortician - Libertarian for
>President 2012 wrote:
>
>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in news:1agfor.86q.17.1
>> @news.alt.net:
>>
>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000, Jason Gortician - Libertarian for
>>> President 2012 wrote:
>>>
>>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>> news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>>>>>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>>>>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>>>> > cloud of snot:
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>>>>>>> >>[...]
>>>>>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah
>>>>>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years you
>>>>>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more interesting
>>>>>>> > than this dead horse.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this
>>>>>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never having
>>>>>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to prove that I
>>>>>>> > fit this description in the first place, and given a sufficient
>>>>>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > So I present to you the
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>>>>>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>>>>>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this point
>>>>>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between
>>>>>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height" commonly referred
>>>>>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you
>>>>>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee in
>>>>>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this
>>>>>>> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however many
>>>>>>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the
>>>>>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that prove
>>>>>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am any
>>>>>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and spank
>>>>>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a
>>>>>>> > great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and
>>>>>>> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt.*!
>>>>>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby chest amongst a
>>>>>>> > triumphant background fanfare! You might even get laid for the
>>>>>>> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS for
>>>>>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of
>>>>>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking
>>>>>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON with it already.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>>>>>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the time
>>>>>>> > or the patience.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > *readies killfile*
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > And... begin.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>>>>>
>>>>> Grow up.
>>>>
>>>> Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.
>>>
>>> \/\/O\/\/ZeR$ yU0 4rE T|-|3 pHL4mE 0\/eRlo@rD !
>>
>> And you shouldn't be allowed to waste the earth's resources with your
>> continued presence.
>
>\/\/ha+ @ d3\/15T4tI|\|9 fl4ME, 1 do|\|'t k|\|0\/\/ 1F I c@N g0 0|\|
>@PHteR rE@|)in9 +H15

jasnuh is sounding like inZany now.

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Deco turns into Davey Tholen after mental breakdown.....Film at 11.......


"Art Deco" <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in message

> jasnuh is sounding like inZany now.

That's funny, you are sounding just like Davey Tholen, Copy-cat Deco!!!

Yes "Tholen" Deco!

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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:mpe4h3500vunbv5c7b90vnpc2e14mp965f@4ax.com:

> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:46:00 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician - Libertarian
> for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double secret probation
> for writing:
>
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>news:h7nqg3hj77o3fboue2248kuuollsn0jdt4@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician - Libertarian
>>> for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double secret probation
>>> for writing:
>>>
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
>><snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>>>>>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>>>>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>>>> > cloud of snot:
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>>>>>>> >>[...]
>>>>>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah
blah
>>>>>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years
you
>>>>>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more interesting
>>>>>>> > than this dead horse.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this
>>>>>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never having
>>>>>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to prove that I
>>>>>>> > fit this description in the first place, and given a
sufficient
>>>>>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > So I present to you the
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>>>>>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>>>>>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this
point
>>>>>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between
>>>>>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height" commonly
referred
>>>>>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you
>>>>>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee
in
>>>>>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this
>>>>>>> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however
many
>>>>>>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the
>>>>>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that
prove
>>>>>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am
any
>>>>>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and
spank
>>>>>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a
>>>>>>> > great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and
>>>>>>> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt.*!
>>>>>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby chest amongst a
>>>>>>> > triumphant background fanfare! You might even get laid for the
>>>>>>> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS
for
>>>>>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of
>>>>>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking
>>>>>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON with it already.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>>>>>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the
time
>>>>>>> > or the patience.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > *readies killfile*
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > And... begin.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>>>>>
>>>>> Grow up.
>>>>
>>>>Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.
>>>
>>> *WHHHOOOOOSSSSHH*
>>
>>I stand by my words, Lovelace.
>
> Short little fucker, ain't ya.

So you can't even follow a thread, eh?


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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in news:1aq3gq.t1f.19.1
@news.alt.net:

> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:46:42 +0000, Jason Gortician - Libertarian for
> President 2012 wrote:
>
>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in news:1agfor.86q.17.1
>> @news.alt.net:
>>
>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000, Jason Gortician - Libertarian
for
>>> President 2012 wrote:
>>>
>>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>> news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>>>>>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>>>>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>>>> > cloud of snot:
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>>>>>>> >>[...]
>>>>>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah
blah
>>>>>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years
you
>>>>>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more interesting
>>>>>>> > than this dead horse.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this
>>>>>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never having
>>>>>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to prove that I
>>>>>>> > fit this description in the first place, and given a
sufficient
>>>>>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > So I present to you the
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>>>>>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>>>>>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this
point
>>>>>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between
>>>>>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height" commonly
referred
>>>>>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you
>>>>>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee
in
>>>>>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this
>>>>>>> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however
many
>>>>>>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the
>>>>>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that
prove
>>>>>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am
any
>>>>>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and
spank
>>>>>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a
>>>>>>> > great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and
>>>>>>> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt.*!
>>>>>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby chest amongst a
>>>>>>> > triumphant background fanfare! You might even get laid for the
>>>>>>> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS
for
>>>>>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of
>>>>>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking
>>>>>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON with it already.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>>>>>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the
time
>>>>>>> > or the patience.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > *readies killfile*
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > And... begin.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>>>>>
>>>>> Grow up.
>>>>
>>>> Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.
>>>
>>> \/\/O\/\/ZeR$ yU0 4rE T|-|3 pHL4mE 0\/eRlo@rD !
>>
>> And you shouldn't be allowed to waste the earth's resources with your
>> continued presence.
>
> \/\/ha+ @ d3\/15T4tI|\|9 fl4ME, 1 do|\|'t k|\|0\/\/ 1F I c@N g0 0|\|
> @PHteR rE@|)in9 +H15

Your time has very little value, doesn't it?


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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

Art Deco <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in news:141020071602559915%
erfc@caballista.org:

> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:46:42 +0000, Jason Gortician - Libertarian for
>>President 2012 wrote:
>>
>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in news:1agfor.86q.17.1
>>> @news.alt.net:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000, Jason Gortician - Libertarian
for
>>>> President 2012 wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>>>>>>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>>>>>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>>>>> > cloud of snot:
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>>>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>>>>>>>> >>[...]
>>>>>>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah
blah
>>>>>>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years
you
>>>>>>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more
interesting
>>>>>>>> > than this dead horse.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have
this
>>>>>>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never having
>>>>>>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to prove that
I
>>>>>>>> > fit this description in the first place, and given a
sufficient
>>>>>>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > So I present to you the
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>>>>>>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>>>>>>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this
point
>>>>>>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between
>>>>>>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height" commonly
referred
>>>>>>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since
you
>>>>>>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee
in
>>>>>>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this
>>>>>>>> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however
many
>>>>>>>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the
>>>>>>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that
prove
>>>>>>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am
any
>>>>>>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and
spank
>>>>>>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a
>>>>>>>> > great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank,
and
>>>>>>>> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt.*!
>>>>>>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby chest amongst a
>>>>>>>> > triumphant background fanfare! You might even get laid for
the
>>>>>>>> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS
for
>>>>>>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of
>>>>>>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking
>>>>>>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON with it already.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>>>>>>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the
time
>>>>>>>> > or the patience.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > *readies killfile*
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > And... begin.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Grow up.
>>>>>
>>>>> Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.
>>>>
>>>> \/\/O\/\/ZeR$ yU0 4rE T|-|3 pHL4mE 0\/eRlo@rD !
>>>
>>> And you shouldn't be allowed to waste the earth's resources with
your
>>> continued presence.
>>
>>\/\/ha+ @ d3\/15T4tI|\|9 fl4ME, 1 do|\|'t k|\|0\/\/ 1F I c@N g0 0|\|
>>@PHteR rE@|)in9 +H15
>
> jasnuh is sounding like inZany now.

Not caring very much who inZany is, who does MeatPlow sound like?


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