Re: Timmy is a bitch. Does it really matter *whose*? (Re: Timmay is literally Burnore's bitch.)

Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 23:00:46 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician - Libertarian
for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double secret probation
for writing:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>news:mpe4h3500vunbv5c7b90vnpc2e14mp965f@4ax.com:
>
>> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:46:00 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician - Libertarian
>> for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double secret probation
>> for writing:
>>
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>news:h7nqg3hj77o3fboue2248kuuollsn0jdt4@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician - Libertarian
>>>> for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double secret probation
>>>> for writing:
>>>>
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
>>><snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>>>>>>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>>>>>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>>>>> > cloud of snot:
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>>>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>>>>>>>> >>[...]
>>>>>>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah
>blah
>>>>>>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years
>you
>>>>>>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more interesting
>>>>>>>> > than this dead horse.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this
>>>>>>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never having
>>>>>>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to prove that I
>>>>>>>> > fit this description in the first place, and given a
>sufficient
>>>>>>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > So I present to you the
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>>>>>>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>>>>>>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this
>point
>>>>>>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between
>>>>>>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height" commonly
>referred
>>>>>>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you
>>>>>>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee
>in
>>>>>>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this
>>>>>>>> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however
>many
>>>>>>>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the
>>>>>>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that
>prove
>>>>>>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am
>any
>>>>>>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and
>spank
>>>>>>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a
>>>>>>>> > great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and
>>>>>>>> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt.*!
>>>>>>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby chest amongst a
>>>>>>>> > triumphant background fanfare! You might even get laid for the
>>>>>>>> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS
>for
>>>>>>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of
>>>>>>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking
>>>>>>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON with it already.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>>>>>>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the
>time
>>>>>>>> > or the patience.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > *readies killfile*
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > And... begin.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Grow up.
>>>>>
>>>>>Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.
>>>>
>>>> *WHHHOOOOOSSSSHH*
>>>
>>>I stand by my words, Lovelace.
>>
>> Short little fucker, ain't ya.
>
>So you can't even follow a thread, eh?

Why, yes I can, PeeWee.

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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)


"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:65hih3hi3bs613b47pg9df8jhsab36gp3a@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 23:00:46 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician - Libertarian
> for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double secret probation
> for writing:
>
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>news:mpe4h3500vunbv5c7b90vnpc2e14mp965f@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:46:00 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician - Libertarian
>>> for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double secret probation
>>> for writing:
>>>
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>news:h7nqg3hj77o3fboue2248kuuollsn0jdt4@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician - Libertarian
>>>>> for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double secret probation
>>>>> for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
>>>><snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>>>>>>>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>>>>>>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>>>>>> > cloud of snot:
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>>>>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>>>>>>>>> >>[...]
>>>>>>>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah
>>blah
>>>>>>>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years
>>you
>>>>>>>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more interesting
>>>>>>>>> > than this dead horse.
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this
>>>>>>>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never having
>>>>>>>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to prove that I
>>>>>>>>> > fit this description in the first place, and given a
>>sufficient
>>>>>>>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> > So I present to you the
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>>>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>>>>>>>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>>>>>>>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this
>>point
>>>>>>>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between
>>>>>>>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height" commonly
>>referred
>>>>>>>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you
>>>>>>>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee
>>in
>>>>>>>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this
>>>>>>>>> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however
>>many
>>>>>>>>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the
>>>>>>>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that
>>prove
>>>>>>>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am
>>any
>>>>>>>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and
>>spank
>>>>>>>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a
>>>>>>>>> > great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and
>>>>>>>>> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt.*!
>>>>>>>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby chest amongst a
>>>>>>>>> > triumphant background fanfare! You might even get laid for the
>>>>>>>>> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS
>>for
>>>>>>>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of
>>>>>>>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking
>>>>>>>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON with it already.
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>>>>>>>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>>>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the
>>time
>>>>>>>>> > or the patience.
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> > *readies killfile*
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> > And... begin.
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Grow up.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.
>>>>>
>>>>> *WHHHOOOOOSSSSHH*
>>>>
>>>>I stand by my words, Lovelace.
>>>
>>> Short little fucker, ain't ya.
>>
>>So you can't even follow a thread, eh?
>
> Why, yes I can, PeeWee.

Reading stupid posts from you AUKer Fuckwits is like watching paint dry! Ha
Ha Ha Ha
>
> --
>
> Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
>
> Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 07:53:59 GMT, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "MCP"
<gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk> got double secret probation for writing:

>
>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>news:65hih3hi3bs613b47pg9df8jhsab36gp3a@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 23:00:46 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician - Libertarian
>> for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double secret probation
>> for writing:
>>
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>news:mpe4h3500vunbv5c7b90vnpc2e14mp965f@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:46:00 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician - Libertarian
>>>> for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double secret probation
>>>> for writing:
>>>>
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>news:h7nqg3hj77o3fboue2248kuuollsn0jdt4@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician - Libertarian
>>>>>> for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>> for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
>>>>><snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>>>>>>>>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>>>>>>>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>>>>>>> > cloud of snot:
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>>>>>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>>>>>>>>>> >>[...]
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah
>>>blah
>>>>>>>>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking years
>>>you
>>>>>>>>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more interesting
>>>>>>>>>> > than this dead horse.
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this
>>>>>>>>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never having
>>>>>>>>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to prove that I
>>>>>>>>>> > fit this description in the first place, and given a
>>>sufficient
>>>>>>>>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> > So I present to you the
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>>>>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>>>>>>>>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>>>>>>>>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this
>>>point
>>>>>>>>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between
>>>>>>>>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height" commonly
>>>referred
>>>>>>>>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you
>>>>>>>>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee
>>>in
>>>>>>>>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this
>>>>>>>>>> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however
>>>many
>>>>>>>>>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the
>>>>>>>>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that
>>>prove
>>>>>>>>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am
>>>any
>>>>>>>>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and
>>>spank
>>>>>>>>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a
>>>>>>>>>> > great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and
>>>>>>>>>> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt.*!
>>>>>>>>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby chest amongst a
>>>>>>>>>> > triumphant background fanfare! You might even get laid for the
>>>>>>>>>> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS
>>>for
>>>>>>>>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of
>>>>>>>>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking
>>>>>>>>>> > the same thing again and again and get ON with it already.
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>>>>>>>>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>>>>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the
>>>time
>>>>>>>>>> > or the patience.
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> > *readies killfile*
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> > And... begin.
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Grow up.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *WHHHOOOOOSSSSHH*
>>>>>
>>>>>I stand by my words, Lovelace.
>>>>
>>>> Short little fucker, ain't ya.
>>>
>>>So you can't even follow a thread, eh?
>>
>> Why, yes I can, PeeWee.
>
>Reading stupid posts from you AUKer Fuckwits is like watching paint dry! Ha
>Ha Ha Ha

We are not here for your enjoyment, however, the illucid rantings of a
rabid gerbil is always a good thing.

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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 23:15:58 +0000 (UTC)
"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
<jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:

> Art Deco <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in news:141020071602559915%
> erfc@caballista.org:
>
> > Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> >
> >>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:46:42 +0000, Jason Gortician -
> >Libertarian for>President 2012 wrote:
> >>
> >>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in news:1agfor.86q.17.1
> >>> @news.alt.net:
> >>>
> >>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000, Jason Gortician -
> >Libertarian
> for
> >>>> President 2012 wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
> >>>>> news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
> >>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
> >>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> >>>>>> bloviated:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
> >>>>>>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
> >>>>>>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote
> >in>>>>>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a
> >withering>>>>>>> > cloud of snot:
> >>>>>>>> >
> >>>>>>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
> >wrote:>>>>>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with
> >a withering>>>>>>> >cloud of>>snot:
> >>>>>>>> >>[...]
> >>>>>>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short
> >blah
> blah
> >>>>>>>> >blah>>>halfling.
> >>>>>>>> >>>
> >>>>>>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
> >>>>>>>> >>
> >>>>>>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
> >>>>>>>> >
> >>>>>>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking
> >years
> you
> >>>>>>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more
> interesting
> >>>>>>>> > than this dead horse.
> >>>>>>>> >
> >>>>>>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you
> >have
> this
> >>>>>>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never
> >having>>>>>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to
> >prove that
> I
> >>>>>>>> > fit this description in the first place, and given a
> sufficient
> >>>>>>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
> >>>>>>>> >
> >>>>>>>> > So I present to you the
> >>>>>>>> >
> >>>>>>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
> >>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
> >>>>>>>> >
> >>>>>>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
> >>>>>>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in
> >physical>>>>>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this
> >point and this
> point
> >>>>>>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
> >>>>>>>> >
> >>>>>>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line"
> >between>>>>>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height"
> >commonly
> referred
> >>>>>>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm).
> >Since
> you
> >>>>>>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get
> >a bee
> in
> >>>>>>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below
> >this>>>>>>> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or
> >however
> many
> >>>>>>>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as
> >Hank the>>>>>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
> >>>>>>>> >
> >>>>>>>> > If you are able to present data from official records
> >that
> prove
> >>>>>>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that
> >I am
> any
> >>>>>>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize
> >and
> spank
> >>>>>>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor.
> >What a>>>>>>> > great opportunity to gain your first real,
> >concrete spank,
> and
> >>>>>>>> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over
> >alt.*!>>>>>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby
> >chest amongst a>>>>>>> > triumphant background fanfare! You might
> >even get laid for
> the
> >>>>>>>> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
> >>>>>>>> >
> >>>>>>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for
> >YEARS
> for
> >>>>>>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the
> >surface of>>>>>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you
> >to quit shrieking>>>>>>> > the same thing again and again and get
> >ON with it already.>>>>>>> >
> >>>>>>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
> >>>>>>>> >
> >>>>>>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the
> >usual>>>>>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms
> >of this>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I
> >don't have the
> time
> >>>>>>>> > or the patience.
> >>>>>>>> >
> >>>>>>>> > *readies killfile*
> >>>>>>>> >
> >>>>>>>> > And... begin.
> >>>>>>>> >
> >>>>>>>> >
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Grow up.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and
> >urine.>>>
> >>>> \/\/O\/\/ZeR$ yU0 4rE T|-|3 pHL4mE 0\/eRlo@rD !
> >>>
> >>> And you shouldn't be allowed to waste the earth's resources
> >with
> your
> >>> continued presence.
> >>
> >>\/\/ha+ @ d3\/15T4tI|\|9 fl4ME, 1 do|\|'t k|\|0\/\/ 1F I c@N g0
> >0|\|>@PHteR rE@|)in9 +H15
> >
> > jasnuh is sounding like inZany now.
>
> Not caring very much who inZany is, who does MeatPlow sound like?
>

Soundgarden if Merle Haggard was the lead singer...



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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:go1kh396tn0acnftquvvq97n8m044flt0n@4ax.com:

> On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 07:53:59 GMT, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "MCP"
> <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>
>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>news:65hih3hi3bs613b47pg9df8jhsab36gp3a@4ax.com...
>>> On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 23:00:46 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician - Libertarian
>>> for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double secret probation
>>> for writing:
>>>
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>news:mpe4h3500vunbv5c7b90vnpc2e14mp965f@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:46:00 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician -
>>>>> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double
>>>>> secret probation for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>news:h7nqg3hj77o3fboue2248kuuollsn0jdt4@4ax.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician -
>>>>>>> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double
>>>>>>> secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
>>>>>><snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>>>>>>>>>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>>>>>>>>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a
>>>>>>>>>>> > withering cloud of snot:
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>withering
>>>>>>>>>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>>>>>>>>>>> >>[...]
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah
>>>>blah
>>>>>>>>>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking
>>>>>>>>>>> > years
>>>>you
>>>>>>>>>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more
>>>>>>>>>>> > interesting than this dead horse.
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have
>>>>>>>>>>> > this insipid idea that I fit the description, despite
>>>>>>>>>>> > never having seen me; consequently you have never been
>>>>>>>>>>> > able to prove that I fit this description in the first
>>>>>>>>>>> > place, and given a
>>>>sufficient
>>>>>>>>>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>> > So I present to you the
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>>>>>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>>>>>>>>>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>>>>>>>>>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this
>>>>point
>>>>>>>>>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line"
>>>>>>>>>>> > between tall and short be the classic "average height"
>>>>>>>>>>> > commonly
>>>>referred
>>>>>>>>>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since
>>>>>>>>>>> > you are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you
>>>>>>>>>>> > get a bee
>>>>in
>>>>>>>>>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below
>>>>>>>>>>> > this height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or
>>>>>>>>>>> > however
>>>>many
>>>>>>>>>>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank
>>>>>>>>>>> > the (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that
>>>>prove
>>>>>>>>>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I
>>>>>>>>>>> > am
>>>>any
>>>>>>>>>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and
>>>>spank
>>>>>>>>>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor.
>>>>>>>>>>> > What a great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete
>>>>>>>>>>> > spank, and the respect and admiration of newsgroups all
>>>>>>>>>>> > over alt.*! Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby
>>>>>>>>>>> > chest amongst a triumphant background fanfare! You might
>>>>>>>>>>> > even get laid for the first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for
>>>>>>>>>>> > YEARS
>>>>for
>>>>>>>>>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface
>>>>>>>>>>> > of Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit
>>>>>>>>>>> > shrieking the same thing again and again and get ON with
>>>>>>>>>>> > it already.
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>>>>>>>>>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>>>>>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the
>>>>time
>>>>>>>>>>> > or the patience.
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>> > *readies killfile*
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>> > And... begin.
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Grow up.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *WHHHOOOOOSSSSHH*
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I stand by my words, Lovelace.
>>>>>
>>>>> Short little fucker, ain't ya.
>>>>
>>>>So you can't even follow a thread, eh?
>>>
>>> Why, yes I can, PeeWee.
>>
>>Reading stupid posts from you AUKer Fuckwits is like watching paint
>>dry! Ha Ha Ha Ha
>
> We are not here for your enjoyment, however, the illucid rantings of a
> rabid gerbil is always a good thing.

I'd expect you'd like anything involving a gerbil.


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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in news:20071020093604.0e0a5d86
@vector:

> On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 23:15:58 +0000 (UTC)
> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
> <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>
>> Art Deco <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in news:141020071602559915%
>> erfc@caballista.org:
>>
>> > Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>> >
>> >>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:46:42 +0000, Jason Gortician -
>> >Libertarian for>President 2012 wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in news:1agfor.86q.17.1
>> >>> @news.alt.net:
>> >>>
>> >>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000, Jason Gortician -
>> >Libertarian
>> for
>> >>>> President 2012 wrote:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>> >>>>> news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>> >>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
>> >>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> >>>>>> bloviated:
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>> >>>>>>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>> >>>>>>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote
>> >in>>>>>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a
>> >withering>>>>>>> > cloud of snot:
>> >>>>>>>> >
>> >>>>>>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
>> >wrote:>>>>>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with
>> >a withering>>>>>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>> >>>>>>>> >>[...]
>> >>>>>>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short
>> >blah
>> blah
>> >>>>>>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>> >>>>>>>> >>>
>> >>>>>>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>> >>>>>>>> >>
>> >>>>>>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>> >>>>>>>> >
>> >>>>>>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking
>> >years
>> you
>> >>>>>>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more
>> interesting
>> >>>>>>>> > than this dead horse.
>> >>>>>>>> >
>> >>>>>>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you
>> >have
>> this
>> >>>>>>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never
>> >having>>>>>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to
>> >prove that
>> I
>> >>>>>>>> > fit this description in the first place, and given a
>> sufficient
>> >>>>>>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
>> >>>>>>>> >
>> >>>>>>>> > So I present to you the
>> >>>>>>>> >
>> >>>>>>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOS
> TFU
>> >>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>> >>>>>>>> >
>> >>>>>>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>> >>>>>>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in
>> >physical>>>>>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this
>> >point and this
>> point
>> >>>>>>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>> >>>>>>>> >
>> >>>>>>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line"
>> >between>>>>>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height"
>> >commonly
>> referred
>> >>>>>>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm).
>> >Since
>> you
>> >>>>>>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get
>> >a bee
>> in
>> >>>>>>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below
>> >this>>>>>>> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or
>> >however
>> many
>> >>>>>>>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as
>> >Hank the>>>>>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
>> >>>>>>>> >
>> >>>>>>>> > If you are able to present data from official records
>> >that
>> prove
>> >>>>>>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that
>> >I am
>> any
>> >>>>>>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize
>> >and
>> spank
>> >>>>>>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor.
>> >What a>>>>>>> > great opportunity to gain your first real,
>> >concrete spank,
>> and
>> >>>>>>>> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over
>> >alt.*!>>>>>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby
>> >chest amongst a>>>>>>> > triumphant background fanfare! You might
>> >even get laid for
>> the
>> >>>>>>>> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
>> >>>>>>>> >
>> >>>>>>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for
>> >YEARS
>> for
>> >>>>>>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the
>> >surface of>>>>>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you
>> >to quit shrieking>>>>>>> > the same thing again and again and get
>> >ON with it already.>>>>>>> >
>> >>>>>>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>> >>>>>>>> >
>> >>>>>>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the
>> >usual>>>>>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms
>> >of this>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I
>> >don't have the
>> time
>> >>>>>>>> > or the patience.
>> >>>>>>>> >
>> >>>>>>>> > *readies killfile*
>> >>>>>>>> >
>> >>>>>>>> > And... begin.
>> >>>>>>>> >
>> >>>>>>>> >
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> Grow up.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and
>> >urine.>>>
>> >>>> \/\/O\/\/ZeR$ yU0 4rE T|-|3 pHL4mE 0\/eRlo@rD !
>> >>>
>> >>> And you shouldn't be allowed to waste the earth's resources
>> >with
>> your
>> >>> continued presence.
>> >>
>> >>\/\/ha+ @ d3\/15T4tI|\|9 fl4ME, 1 do|\|'t k|\|0\/\/ 1F I c@N g0
>> >0|\|>@PHteR rE@|)in9 +H15
>> >
>> > jasnuh is sounding like inZany now.
>>
>> Not caring very much who inZany is, who does MeatPlow sound like?
>>
>
> Soundgarden if Merle Haggard was the lead singer...

A castrato Freddy Mercury...


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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)

On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 14:43:17 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician - Libertarian
for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double secret probation
for writing:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>news:go1kh396tn0acnftquvvq97n8m044flt0n@4ax.com:
>
>> On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 07:53:59 GMT, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "MCP"
>> <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>
>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:65hih3hi3bs613b47pg9df8jhsab36gp3a@4ax.com...
>>>> On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 23:00:46 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician - Libertarian
>>>> for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double secret probation
>>>> for writing:
>>>>
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>news:mpe4h3500vunbv5c7b90vnpc2e14mp965f@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:46:00 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician -
>>>>>> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double
>>>>>> secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>news:h7nqg3hj77o3fboue2248kuuollsn0jdt4@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician -
>>>>>>>> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double
>>>>>>>> secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
>>>>>>><snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
>>>>>>>>>>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>>>>>>>>>>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a
>>>>>>>>>>>> > withering cloud of snot:
>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>withering
>>>>>>>>>>>> >cloud of>>snot:
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>[...]
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah
>>>>>blah
>>>>>>>>>>>> >blah>>>halfling.
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking
>>>>>>>>>>>> > years
>>>>>you
>>>>>>>>>>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more
>>>>>>>>>>>> > interesting than this dead horse.
>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have
>>>>>>>>>>>> > this insipid idea that I fit the description, despite
>>>>>>>>>>>> > never having seen me; consequently you have never been
>>>>>>>>>>>> > able to prove that I fit this description in the first
>>>>>>>>>>>> > place, and given a
>>>>>sufficient
>>>>>>>>>>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>> > So I present to you the
>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
>>>>>>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
>>>>>>>>>>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
>>>>>>>>>>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this
>>>>>point
>>>>>>>>>>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line"
>>>>>>>>>>>> > between tall and short be the classic "average height"
>>>>>>>>>>>> > commonly
>>>>>referred
>>>>>>>>>>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since
>>>>>>>>>>>> > you are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you
>>>>>>>>>>>> > get a bee
>>>>>in
>>>>>>>>>>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below
>>>>>>>>>>>> > this height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or
>>>>>>>>>>>> > however
>>>>>many
>>>>>>>>>>>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank
>>>>>>>>>>>> > the (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>> > If you are able to present data from official records that
>>>>>prove
>>>>>>>>>>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I
>>>>>>>>>>>> > am
>>>>>any
>>>>>>>>>>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and
>>>>>spank
>>>>>>>>>>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor.
>>>>>>>>>>>> > What a great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete
>>>>>>>>>>>> > spank, and the respect and admiration of newsgroups all
>>>>>>>>>>>> > over alt.*! Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby
>>>>>>>>>>>> > chest amongst a triumphant background fanfare! You might
>>>>>>>>>>>> > even get laid for the first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for
>>>>>>>>>>>> > YEARS
>>>>>for
>>>>>>>>>>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface
>>>>>>>>>>>> > of Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit
>>>>>>>>>>>> > shrieking the same thing again and again and get ON with
>>>>>>>>>>>> > it already.
>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
>>>>>>>>>>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
>>>>>>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I don't have the
>>>>>time
>>>>>>>>>>>> > or the patience.
>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>> > *readies killfile*
>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>> > And... begin.
>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Grow up.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and urine.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> *WHHHOOOOOSSSSHH*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I stand by my words, Lovelace.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Short little fucker, ain't ya.
>>>>>
>>>>>So you can't even follow a thread, eh?
>>>>
>>>> Why, yes I can, PeeWee.
>>>
>>>Reading stupid posts from you AUKer Fuckwits is like watching paint
>>>dry! Ha Ha Ha Ha
>>
>> We are not here for your enjoyment, however, the illucid rantings of a
>> rabid gerbil is always a good thing.
>
>I'd expect you'd like anything involving a gerbil.

Given your delusional capabilities...

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Re: A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is a bitch.....)


"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote
in message news:Xns99D064CE5D88712345666@207.14.116.130...
> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in news:20071020093604.0e0a5d86
> @vector:
>
> > On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 23:15:58 +0000 (UTC)
> > "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
> > <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
> >
> >> Art Deco <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in news:141020071602559915%
> >> erfc@caballista.org:
> >>
> >> > Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:46:42 +0000, Jason Gortician -
> >> >Libertarian for>President 2012 wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in news:1agfor.86q.17.1
> >> >>> @news.alt.net:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000, Jason Gortician -
> >> >Libertarian
> >> for
> >> >>>> President 2012 wrote:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
> >> >>>>> news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
> >> >>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f
> >> >>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> >> >>>>>> bloviated:
> >> >>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
> >> >>>>>>>"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
> >> >>>>>>><jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote
> >> >in>>>>>>> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
> >> >>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a
> >> >withering>>>>>>> > cloud of snot:
> >> >>>>>>>> >
> >> >>>>>>>> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
> >> >wrote:>>>>>>> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with
> >> >a withering>>>>>>> >cloud of>>snot:
> >> >>>>>>>> >>[...]
> >> >>>>>>>> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short
> >> >blah
> >> blah
> >> >>>>>>>> >blah>>>halfling.
> >> >>>>>>>> >>>
> >> >>>>>>>> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
> >> >>>>>>>> >>
> >> >>>>>>>> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
> >> >>>>>>>> >
> >> >>>>>>>> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine fucking
> >> >years
> >> you
> >> >>>>>>>> > have never been able to come up with anything more
> >> interesting
> >> >>>>>>>> > than this dead horse.
> >> >>>>>>>> >
> >> >>>>>>>> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you
> >> >have
> >> this
> >> >>>>>>>> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never
> >> >having>>>>>>> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to
> >> >prove that
> >> I
> >> >>>>>>>> > fit this description in the first place, and given a
> >> sufficient
> >> >>>>>>>> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
> >> >>>>>>>> >
> >> >>>>>>>> > So I present to you the
> >> >>>>>>>> >
> >> >>>>>>>> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOS
> > TFU
> >> >>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
> >> >>>>>>>> >
> >> >>>>>>>> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
> >> >>>>>>>> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in
> >> >physical>>>>>>> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this
> >> >point and this
> >> point
> >> >>>>>>>> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
> >> >>>>>>>> >
> >> >>>>>>>> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line"
> >> >between>>>>>>> > tall and short be the classic "average height"
> >> >commonly
> >> referred
> >> >>>>>>>> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm).
> >> >Since
> >> you
> >> >>>>>>>> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get
> >> >a bee
> >> in
> >> >>>>>>>> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below
> >> >this>>>>>>> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or
> >> >however
> >> many
> >> >>>>>>>> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as
> >> >Hank the>>>>>>> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
> >> >>>>>>>> >
> >> >>>>>>>> > If you are able to present data from official records
> >> >that
> >> prove
> >> >>>>>>>> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that
> >> >I am
> >> any
> >> >>>>>>>> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize
> >> >and
> >> spank
> >> >>>>>>>> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor.
> >> >What a>>>>>>> > great opportunity to gain your first real,
> >> >concrete spank,
> >> and
> >> >>>>>>>> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over
> >> >alt.*!>>>>>>> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby
> >> >chest amongst a>>>>>>> > triumphant background fanfare! You might
> >> >even get laid for
> >> the
> >> >>>>>>>> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
> >> >>>>>>>> >
> >> >>>>>>>> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for
> >> >YEARS
> >> for
> >> >>>>>>>> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the
> >> >surface of>>>>>>> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you
> >> >to quit shrieking>>>>>>> > the same thing again and again and get
> >> >ON with it already.>>>>>>> >
> >> >>>>>>>> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
> >> >>>>>>>> >
> >> >>>>>>>> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the
> >> >usual>>>>>>> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms
> >> >of this>>>>>>> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're fucked. Plonk. I
> >> >don't have the
> >> time
> >> >>>>>>>> > or the patience.
> >> >>>>>>>> >
> >> >>>>>>>> > *readies killfile*
> >> >>>>>>>> >
> >> >>>>>>>> > And... begin.
> >> >>>>>>>> >
> >> >>>>>>>> >
> >> >>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
> >> >>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...
> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns
> >> >>>>>>
> >> >>>>>> Grow up.
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> Choke on a prolapsed rectum and die in your own retch and
> >> >urine.>>>
> >> >>>> \/\/O\/\/ZeR$ yU0 4rE T|-|3 pHL4mE 0\/eRlo@rD !
> >> >>>
> >> >>> And you shouldn't be allowed to waste the earth's resources
> >> >with
> >> your
> >> >>> continued presence.
> >> >>
> >> >>\/\/ha+ @ d3\/15T4tI|\|9 fl4ME, 1 do|\|'t k|\|0\/\/ 1F I c@N g0
> >> >0|\|>@PHteR rE@|)in9 +H15
> >> >
> >> > jasnuh is sounding like inZany now.
> >>
> >> Not caring very much who inZany is, who does MeatPlow sound like?
> >>
> >
> > Soundgarden if Merle Haggard was the lead singer...
>
> A castrato Freddy Mercury...

A male Britney Spears.