On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:45:07 -0400, in the land of alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing: > >"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >news:ih3dh3pr5fpqin7igu0qbh6q2j89edro07@4ax.com... >> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:15:37 -0400, in the land of >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing: >> >>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>news:j50dh31smqo68pujl821nr6jqmjeeq86n1@4ax.com... >>>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 16:27:03 -0400, in >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated: >>>> >>>>> >>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>news:gdrch35j6mrk2m8060ku0uab7jljb8h5ph@4ax.com... >>>>>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:59:32 -0400, in >>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated: >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>"Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message >>>>>>>news:enpch3phogi8vmojt8lk8i0iuapctelnhj@4ax.com... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I don't think they put enough silly putty in one egg. They should >>>>>>>> have >>>>>>>> huge ostrich sized eggs full of silly putty. I want to copy a whole >>>>>>>> page of the Sunday comics. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Jade >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>We could make a mold of Ratzy's butt? >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Probaby get a partial cheek. >>>>>> >>>>>> I am guessing nobody told you I am just a tad bit larger than most of >>>>>> you puny humans? >>>>> >>>>><sputtering noises> >>>>> >>>>>Who you calling puny...shrimp. >>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>> About +99% of the world population. >>> >>>I must be the 1% that is your twin. >>> >>>Look at lymphedema images...sigh...that's me. >>> >> >> I'm like TALL > >Explain things sssllloooowly to the old lady here...I am hot, tired and >thirsty. > >Tall is good...do you step on the puny people that get in your way? > I just look down upon them from on high. -- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:36:38 -0400, Shirley wrote: > "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message > news:rd3dh31gf02j25vhve9aqjmq0mm607p725@4ax.com... > >> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:05:05 -0400, in the land of >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing: >> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>news:t60dh3l7oe8qu40jf93oivarmhrek9a9na@4ax.com... >>> >>>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 16:38:09 -0400, in >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated: >>>> >>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>news:kbrch3tmbiie9uhak4151cdtp7edrp727r@4ax.com... >>>>>> >>>>>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:55:58 -0400, in >>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org> >>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>> >>>>>>>I don't think they put enough silly putty in one egg. They should have >>>>>>>huge ostrich sized eggs full of silly putty. I want to copy a whole >>>>>>>page of the Sunday comics. >>>>>> >>>>>> One of the tools of my trade is Silly Putty. >>>>> >>>>>Do you carry a tool belt at all times filled with silly putty? >>>> >>>> Nope, just some egss laying around. Have been known to use Geoffrey >>>> Putty in an emergency though. >>>> >>>>>> Yes, I get paid to play with Silly Putty. >>>>> >>>>>Are you paid to come up with new ways to use it? >>>> >>>> Since I invented this use, yes. >>> >>><eyes Ratz suspiciously> >>> >>>Are you telling me that you invented silly putty? >> >> Questions Shirley's memory & reading skills. > > I blame it on the radiation treatments... ;o} Could be all the Silly Putty soakin' in. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 "Ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah." < _Shaun of the Dead_
On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:48:51 -0700, Aratzio wrote: > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:45:07 -0400, in the land of > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" > <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing: > >>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>news:ih3dh3pr5fpqin7igu0qbh6q2j89edro07@4ax.com... >> >>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:15:37 -0400, in the land of >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing: >>> >>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>>news:j50dh31smqo68pujl821nr6jqmjeeq86n1@4ax.com... >>>> >>>>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 16:27:03 -0400, in >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated: >>>>> >>>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>news:gdrch35j6mrk2m8060ku0uab7jljb8h5ph@4ax.com... >>>>>> >>>>>>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:59:32 -0400, in >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>"Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message >>>>>>>>news:enpch3phogi8vmojt8lk8i0iuapctelnhj@4ax.com... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I don't think they put enough silly putty in one egg. They should >>>>>>>>> have >>>>>>>>> huge ostrich sized eggs full of silly putty. I want to copy a whole >>>>>>>>> page of the Sunday comics. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>We could make a mold of Ratzy's butt? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Probaby get a partial cheek. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I am guessing nobody told you I am just a tad bit larger than most of >>>>>>> you puny humans? >>>>>> >>>>>><sputtering noises> >>>>>> >>>>>>Who you calling puny...shrimp. >>>>> >>>>> About +99% of the world population. >>>> >>>>I must be the 1% that is your twin. >>>> >>>>Look at lymphedema images...sigh...that's me. >>> >>> I'm like TALL >> >>Explain things sssllloooowly to the old lady here...I am hot, tired and >>thirsty. >> >>Tall is good...do you step on the puny people that get in your way? > > I just look down upon them from on high. Just think, though, when you're snootiest, they're lookin' up yer nose. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 The hell with the Galactic Overlords and their tastes in literature. < _The Day of the Burning_
"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:yLOdneulfvtSDovanZ2dnUVZ_vPinZ2d@giganews.com... > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:36:38 -0400, Shirley wrote: > >> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >> news:rd3dh31gf02j25vhve9aqjmq0mm607p725@4ax.com... >> >>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:05:05 -0400, in the land of >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing: >>> >>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>>news:t60dh3l7oe8qu40jf93oivarmhrek9a9na@4ax.com... >>>> >>>>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 16:38:09 -0400, in >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated: >>>>> >>>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>news:kbrch3tmbiie9uhak4151cdtp7edrp727r@4ax.com... >>>>>>> >>>>>>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:55:58 -0400, in >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org> >>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>I don't think they put enough silly putty in one egg. They should >>>>>>>>have >>>>>>>>huge ostrich sized eggs full of silly putty. I want to copy a whole >>>>>>>>page of the Sunday comics. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> One of the tools of my trade is Silly Putty. >>>>>> >>>>>>Do you carry a tool belt at all times filled with silly putty? >>>>> >>>>> Nope, just some egss laying around. Have been known to use Geoffrey >>>>> Putty in an emergency though. >>>>> >>>>>>> Yes, I get paid to play with Silly Putty. >>>>>> >>>>>>Are you paid to come up with new ways to use it? >>>>> >>>>> Since I invented this use, yes. >>>> >>>><eyes Ratz suspiciously> >>>> >>>>Are you telling me that you invented silly putty? >>> >>> Questions Shirley's memory & reading skills. >> >> I blame it on the radiation treatments... ;o} > > Could be all the Silly Putty soakin' in. I vaguely remember eating silly putty, play dough, crayons and clay as a child...we lacked food in our diet. > > -- > tinmimus99@hotmail.com > > smeeter 11 or maybe 12 > > mp 10 > > mhm 29x13 > > "Ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah." > > < _Shaun of the Dead_ >
On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 21:47:03 -0400, Shirley wrote: > "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message > news:yLOdneulfvtSDovanZ2dnUVZ_vPinZ2d@giganews.com... > >> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:36:38 -0400, Shirley wrote: >> >>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>> news:rd3dh31gf02j25vhve9aqjmq0mm607p725@4ax.com... >>> >>>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:05:05 -0400, in the land of >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing: >>>> >>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>news:t60dh3l7oe8qu40jf93oivarmhrek9a9na@4ax.com... >>>>> >>>>>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 16:38:09 -0400, in >>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated: >>>>>> >>>>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>news:kbrch3tmbiie9uhak4151cdtp7edrp727r@4ax.com... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:55:58 -0400, in >>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org> >>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>I don't think they put enough silly putty in one egg. They should >>>>>>>>>have >>>>>>>>>huge ostrich sized eggs full of silly putty. I want to copy a whole >>>>>>>>>page of the Sunday comics. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> One of the tools of my trade is Silly Putty. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Do you carry a tool belt at all times filled with silly putty? >>>>>> >>>>>> Nope, just some egss laying around. Have been known to use Geoffrey >>>>>> Putty in an emergency though. >>>>>> >>>>>>>> Yes, I get paid to play with Silly Putty. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Are you paid to come up with new ways to use it? >>>>>> >>>>>> Since I invented this use, yes. >>>>> >>>>><eyes Ratz suspiciously> >>>>> >>>>>Are you telling me that you invented silly putty? >>>> >>>> Questions Shirley's memory & reading skills. >>> >>> I blame it on the radiation treatments... ;o} >> >> Could be all the Silly Putty soakin' in. > > I vaguely remember eating silly putty, play dough, crayons and clay as a > child...we lacked food in our diet. The paste was probably milk-based, full of casein, milk-protein; the Play-Doh was probably flour, and therefore supplied starch and protein; and the Silly Putty, crayons and clay supplied your daily requirements of silicon, hydrocarbons and aluminum. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 You want a job and a lizard to ride? < _The Einstein Intersection_
On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 21:48:57 -0400, Shirley wrote: > "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message > news:yLOdneqlfvsdCYvanZ2dnUVZ_vPinZ2d@giganews.com... > >> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:48:51 -0700, Aratzio wrote: >> >>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:45:07 -0400, in the land of >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing: >>> >>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>>news:ih3dh3pr5fpqin7igu0qbh6q2j89edro07@4ax.com... >>>> >>>>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:15:37 -0400, in the land of >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>> >>>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>news:j50dh31smqo68pujl821nr6jqmjeeq86n1@4ax.com... >>>>>> >>>>>>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 16:27:03 -0400, in >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>news:gdrch35j6mrk2m8060ku0uab7jljb8h5ph@4ax.com... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:59:32 -0400, in >>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>"Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>news:enpch3phogi8vmojt8lk8i0iuapctelnhj@4ax.com... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I don't think they put enough silly putty in one egg. They should >>>>>>>>>>> have >>>>>>>>>>> huge ostrich sized eggs full of silly putty. I want to copy a >>>>>>>>>>> whole >>>>>>>>>>> page of the Sunday comics. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>We could make a mold of Ratzy's butt? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Probaby get a partial cheek. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I am guessing nobody told you I am just a tad bit larger than most >>>>>>>>> of >>>>>>>>> you puny humans? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>><sputtering noises> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Who you calling puny...shrimp. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> About +99% of the world population. >>>>>> >>>>>>I must be the 1% that is your twin. >>>>>> >>>>>>Look at lymphedema images...sigh...that's me. >>>>> >>>>> I'm like TALL >>>> >>>>Explain things sssllloooowly to the old lady here...I am hot, tired and >>>>thirsty. >>>> >>>>Tall is good...do you step on the puny people that get in your way? >>> >>> I just look down upon them from on high. >> >> Just think, though, when you're snootiest, they're lookin' up yer nose. > > Mimus made a funny... > > <loud clapping from the pit> The Pit is getting far too uppity. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 You want a job and a lizard to ride? < _The Einstein Intersection_
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Aratzio stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:45:07 -0400, in the land of : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" : <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing: : : : : : "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message : : news:ih3dh3pr5fpqin7igu0qbh6q2j89edro07@4ax.com... : : : On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:15:37 -0400, in the land of : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" : : : <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing: : : : : : : : : : : : "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message : : : : news:j50dh31smqo68pujl821nr6jqmjeeq86n1@4ax.com... : : : : : On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 16:27:03 -0400, in : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" : : : : : <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message : : : : : : news:gdrch35j6mrk2m8060ku0uab7jljb8h5ph@4ax.com... : : : : : : : On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:59:32 -0400, in : : : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" : : : : : : : <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : "Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message : : : : : : : : news:enpch3phogi8vmojt8lk8i0iuapctelnhj@4ax.com... : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : I don't think they put enough silly putty in one egg. : : : : : : : : : They should have : : : : : : : : : huge ostrich sized eggs full of silly putty. I want : : : : : : : : : to copy a whole page of the Sunday comics. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Jade : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : We could make a mold of Ratzy's butt? : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Probaby get a partial cheek. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : I am guessing nobody told you I am just a tad bit larger : : : : : : : than most of you puny humans? : : : : : : : : : : : : <sputtering noises> : : : : : : : : : : : : Who you calling puny...shrimp. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : About +99% of the world population. : : : : : : : : I must be the 1% that is your twin. : : : : : : : : Look at lymphedema images...sigh...that's me. : : : : : : : : : : I'm like TALL : : : : Explain things sssllloooowly to the old lady here...I am hot, tired : : and thirsty. : : : : Tall is good...do you step on the puny people that get in your way? : : : : I just look down upon them from on high. good job you don't suffer from vertigo. -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= Absorb this info and you should be on your way. 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Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Aratzio stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:25:58 -0000, in the land of : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase : <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for : writing: : : : On Oct 18, 6:18 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote: : : : On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:55:58 -0400, in : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus : : : <j...@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated: : : : : : : : : : : : : : I don't think they put enough silly putty in one egg. They : : : : should have huge ostrich sized eggs full of silly putty. I want : : : : to copy a whole page of the Sunday comics. : : : : : : : Jade : : : : : : One of the tools of my trade is Silly Putty. : : : : : : Yes, I get paid to play with Silly Putty. : : : : when i grow up can i have a job like that too? : : No. Growing up just gets you in management. I'm far too grown up to play with childish things like silly putty. so where can I get some sensible putty, hmm? -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= Impatience is a virtue. ====================================================================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ====================================================================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ====================================================================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ====================================================================== "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19. ====================================================================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." Native American prophecy |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' meow.
"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:3bidnQaJ_b8PWYvanZ2dnUVZ_s3inZ2d@giganews.com... > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 21:48:57 -0400, Shirley wrote: > >> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message >> news:yLOdneqlfvsdCYvanZ2dnUVZ_vPinZ2d@giganews.com... >> >>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:48:51 -0700, Aratzio wrote: >>> >>>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:45:07 -0400, in the land of >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing: >>>> >>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>news:ih3dh3pr5fpqin7igu0qbh6q2j89edro07@4ax.com... >>>>> >>>>>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:15:37 -0400, in the land of >>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>> >>>>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>news:j50dh31smqo68pujl821nr6jqmjeeq86n1@4ax.com... >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 16:27:03 -0400, in >>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>news:gdrch35j6mrk2m8060ku0uab7jljb8h5ph@4ax.com... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:59:32 -0400, in >>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >>>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>"Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>news:enpch3phogi8vmojt8lk8i0iuapctelnhj@4ax.com... >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I don't think they put enough silly putty in one egg. They >>>>>>>>>>>> should >>>>>>>>>>>> have >>>>>>>>>>>> huge ostrich sized eggs full of silly putty. I want to copy a >>>>>>>>>>>> whole >>>>>>>>>>>> page of the Sunday comics. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>We could make a mold of Ratzy's butt? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Probaby get a partial cheek. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I am guessing nobody told you I am just a tad bit larger than >>>>>>>>>> most >>>>>>>>>> of >>>>>>>>>> you puny humans? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>><sputtering noises> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Who you calling puny...shrimp. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> About +99% of the world population. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>I must be the 1% that is your twin. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Look at lymphedema images...sigh...that's me. >>>>>> >>>>>> I'm like TALL >>>>> >>>>>Explain things sssllloooowly to the old lady here...I am hot, tired and >>>>>thirsty. >>>>> >>>>>Tall is good...do you step on the puny people that get in your way? >>>> >>>> I just look down upon them from on high. >>> >>> Just think, though, when you're snootiest, they're lookin' up yer nose. >> >> Mimus made a funny... >> >> <loud clapping from the pit> > > The Pit is getting far too uppity. When Dave is away, the pit will play. Wait until he sees the fancy curtains I hung in the shed. > > -- > tinmimus99@hotmail.com > > smeeter 11 or maybe 12 > > mp 10 > > mhm 29x13 > > You want a job and a lizard to ride? > > < _The Einstein Intersection_ > >
"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:3bidnQeJ_b-lWYvanZ2dnUVZ_s2tnZ2d@giganews.com... > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 21:47:03 -0400, Shirley wrote: > >> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message >> news:yLOdneulfvtSDovanZ2dnUVZ_vPinZ2d@giganews.com... >> >>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:36:38 -0400, Shirley wrote: >>> >>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>> news:rd3dh31gf02j25vhve9aqjmq0mm607p725@4ax.com... >>>> >>>>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:05:05 -0400, in the land of >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>> >>>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>news:t60dh3l7oe8qu40jf93oivarmhrek9a9na@4ax.com... >>>>>> >>>>>>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 16:38:09 -0400, in >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>news:kbrch3tmbiie9uhak4151cdtp7edrp727r@4ax.com... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:55:58 -0400, in >>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus >>>>>>>>> <jade@netk0o0oks.org> >>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>I don't think they put enough silly putty in one egg. They should >>>>>>>>>>have >>>>>>>>>>huge ostrich sized eggs full of silly putty. I want to copy a >>>>>>>>>>whole >>>>>>>>>>page of the Sunday comics. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> One of the tools of my trade is Silly Putty. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Do you carry a tool belt at all times filled with silly putty? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Nope, just some egss laying around. Have been known to use Geoffrey >>>>>>> Putty in an emergency though. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Yes, I get paid to play with Silly Putty. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Are you paid to come up with new ways to use it? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Since I invented this use, yes. >>>>>> >>>>>><eyes Ratz suspiciously> >>>>>> >>>>>>Are you telling me that you invented silly putty? >>>>> >>>>> Questions Shirley's memory & reading skills. >>>> >>>> I blame it on the radiation treatments... ;o} >>> >>> Could be all the Silly Putty soakin' in. >> >> I vaguely remember eating silly putty, play dough, crayons and clay as a >> child...we lacked food in our diet. > > The paste was probably milk-based, full of casein, milk-protein; the > Play-Doh was probably flour, and therefore supplied starch and protein; > and the Silly Putty, crayons and clay supplied your daily requirements of > silicon, hydrocarbons and aluminum. Aluminum..hmmmm...that explains why aliens could not probe my mind. > > -- > tinmimus99@hotmail.com > > smeeter 11 or maybe 12 > > mp 10 > > mhm 29x13 > > You want a job and a lizard to ride? > > < _The Einstein Intersection_ >
Shirley wrote: > "mixed nuts" <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in message > news:ff61h0$mcc$1@aioe.org... > >>mimus wrote: >> >>>On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:55:58 -0400, Daedalus wrote: >>> >>>>I don't think they put enough silly putty in one egg. They should have >>>>huge ostrich sized eggs full of silly putty. I want to copy a whole >>>>page of the Sunday comics. >>> >>>Roll it out thin with a rolling pin. Doh. >>> >>ITYM *dough* >> > Did you know that ITYM means *One Time* in Korean and was actually the name > of a singing group. I don't remember knowing that. Now you have me wondering how you got to know that, and if it's an important thing to know. In a similar vein, some years ago a colleague had to live in Japan for a couple of years. He has led a fairly cloistered life by my standards which puts him pretty far down the chart of pop culture knowledge (I'm not all that plugged in - I haven't been to a movie beyond kid-level in 20 years, don't have an entertainment-grade player of anything newer than a 1st generation VHS and turn the TV on once a quarter to see if it still works (well, ok, sometimes I watch the Simpsons and similar shows)). During a temporary visit here he mentioned certain aspects of Japanese culture that puzzled him. One, which really got his attention (being an upper-midwest conservative) involved a couple of unusually tall and pretty teenage girls who wore "Dr. Zog's Sex Wax - Good for Your Stick" t-shirts. He thought they (and their parents) were a typical example of the clueless and had no idea what the shirts said in english. I pointed out to him that he may well have encountered precisely the opposite - a couple of well-integrated totally cool So. Cal. Japanese-American surfer-girls on a visit to the 'old-country' who had a fine appreciation of high-traction board wax and simply wanted to share their enthusiasm with those less worldly. -- nuts
On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:27:59 +0100, "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote: >Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Aratzio >stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > >: On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:45:07 -0400, in the land of >: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >: <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing: >: >: : >: : "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >: : news:ih3dh3pr5fpqin7igu0qbh6q2j89edro07@4ax.com... >: : : On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:15:37 -0400, in the land of >: : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >: : : <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing: >: : : >: : : : >: : : : "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >: : : : news:j50dh31smqo68pujl821nr6jqmjeeq86n1@4ax.com... >: : : : : On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 16:27:03 -0400, in >: : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >: : : : : <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated: >: : : : : >: : : : : : >: : : : : : "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >: : : : : : news:gdrch35j6mrk2m8060ku0uab7jljb8h5ph@4ax.com... >: : : : : : : On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:59:32 -0400, in >: : : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >: : : : : : : <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated: >: : : : : : : >: : : : : : : : >: : : : : : : : "Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message >: : : : : : : : news:enpch3phogi8vmojt8lk8i0iuapctelnhj@4ax.com... >: : : : : : : : : >: : : : : : : : : I don't think they put enough silly putty in one egg. >: : : : : : : : : They should have >: : : : : : : : : huge ostrich sized eggs full of silly putty. I want >: : : : : : : : : to copy a whole page of the Sunday comics. >: : : : : : : : : >: : : : : : : : : Jade >: : : : : : : : : >: : : : : : : : >: : : : : : : : We could make a mold of Ratzy's butt? >: : : : : : : : >: : : : : : : >: : : : : : : Probaby get a partial cheek. >: : : : : : : >: : : : : : : I am guessing nobody told you I am just a tad bit larger >: : : : : : : than most of you puny humans? >: : : : : : >: : : : : : <sputtering noises> >: : : : : : >: : : : : : Who you calling puny...shrimp. >: : : : : : >: : : : : : >: : : : : >: : : : : About +99% of the world population. >: : : : >: : : : I must be the 1% that is your twin. >: : : : >: : : : Look at lymphedema images...sigh...that's me. >: : : : >: : : >: : : I'm like TALL >: : >: : Explain things sssllloooowly to the old lady here...I am hot, tired >: : and thirsty. >: : >: : Tall is good...do you step on the puny people that get in your way? >: : >: >: I just look down upon them from on high. > >good job you don't suffer from vertigo. Can't do that with yer head up yer ass, yer know. Steve Lameland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Lameball on the Net#4 Usenet Laughingstock#11 Whore#1 Sucking It Inc (bongwater drinking dept) =^MEOW MEOW PUSSY^= Steve?s theology is another man's belly laugh. ====================================================================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the lowest, most inconsequential order. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth that he has no idea whatsoever of which he speaks ====================================================================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, blah, blah blah yadayadayada." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa Wow! Wish I?d said all that. Hell. I wish I knew what all that even meant! Steve ====================================================================== "I went to the Garden of Love, but they locked me out." ====================================================================== ?Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers.? Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19. Unless, of course, your opinion does not match mine. ====================================================================== "The Human Beings, my son, believe everything is alive ... stones, trees, the earth. But the white man ... he believes everything is dead ... the rocks, the trees, the earth even people ... even his own people! If something tries to go on living, White man will rub it out! Old Lodge Skins |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /* ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |*0( ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' :-@ (,_..----''' (,..--'' Damn! I think the frickin? cat?s dead! meow retttccch *hairball*
On Oct 18, 8:36 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote: > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:25:58 -0000, in the land of > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase > <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for > writing: > > > > > > >On Oct 18, 6:18 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote: > >> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:55:58 -0400, in > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> > >> bloviated: > > >> >I don't think they put enough silly putty in one egg. They should have > >> >huge ostrich sized eggs full of silly putty. I want to copy a whole > >> >page of the Sunday comics. > > >> >Jade > > >> One of the tools of my trade is Silly Putty. > > >> Yes, I get paid to play with Silly Putty. > > >when i grow up can i have a job like that too? > > No. Growing up just gets you in management. ahhhh, thats why i have been putting it off then, it all makes sense now. > > -- > > Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? > > Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text -
On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:18:42 -0700, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> bloviated: >On Oct 18, 8:36 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote: >> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:25:58 -0000, in the land of >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for >> writing: >> >> >> >> >> >> >On Oct 18, 6:18 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote: >> >> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:55:58 -0400, in >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> >> >> bloviated: >> >> >> >I don't think they put enough silly putty in one egg. They should have >> >> >huge ostrich sized eggs full of silly putty. I want to copy a whole >> >> >page of the Sunday comics. >> >> >> >Jade >> >> >> One of the tools of my trade is Silly Putty. >> >> >> Yes, I get paid to play with Silly Putty. >> >> >when i grow up can i have a job like that too? >> >> No. Growing up just gets you in management. > >ahhhh, thats why i have been putting it off then, it all makes sense >now. > Every couple years some mid to large corporation comes headhunting me offering big salaries & all sorts of perks. "Please come work for us and manage/fix our dysfunctional group of wankers." I like to then explain I would need a little more authority than they would be willing to give me. I would need to find who was actually responsible and replace those people. Which usually means some wheel in operations (quite often the person with whom I am speaking).
On Oct 18, 11:22 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote: > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:18:42 -0700, in > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase > <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated: > > > > > > >On Oct 18, 8:36 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote: > >> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:25:58 -0000, in the land of > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase > >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for > >> writing: > > >> >On Oct 18, 6:18 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote: > >> >> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:55:58 -0400, in > >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> > >> >> bloviated: > > >> >> >I don't think they put enough silly putty in one egg. They should have > >> >> >huge ostrich sized eggs full of silly putty. I want to copy a whole > >> >> >page of the Sunday comics. > > >> >> >Jade > > >> >> One of the tools of my trade is Silly Putty. > > >> >> Yes, I get paid to play with Silly Putty. > > >> >when i grow up can i have a job like that too? > > >> No. Growing up just gets you in management. > > >ahhhh, thats why i have been putting it off then, it all makes sense > >now. > > Every couple years some mid to large corporation comes headhunting me > offering big salaries & all sorts of perks. > "Please come work for us and manage/fix our dysfunctional group of > wankers." > > I like to then explain I would need a little more authority than they > would be willing to give me. I would need to find who was actually > responsible and replace those people. Which usually means some wheel > in operations (quite often the person with whom I am speaking).- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text - and the rest of staff jokes about that person fucking the boss. Why elso would they still be there? we have one of those at my work, which i why i am glad i dont get to head office all that often, i know if they offer me a change of position, and it will be more in name then anything else, at my next review, i am going to say no, i dont want the extra hours and the lower management title, fuck that, at this stage i get away with all sorts of shit, if my work was a classroom, i am the one at the back of the class smoking joking and carving shit into the desk. headkase
"Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message news:m6rch3tcstbob4ea90cm3g9p3ejk4tk2th@4ax.com... > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:59:32 -0400, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> > wrote: > >> >>"Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message >>news:enpch3phogi8vmojt8lk8i0iuapctelnhj@4ax.com... >>> >>> I don't think they put enough silly putty in one egg. They should have >>> huge ostrich sized eggs full of silly putty. I want to copy a whole >>> page of the Sunday comics. >>> >>> Jade >>> >> >>We could make a mold of Ratzy's butt? >> > > He'd like that, no doubt, but would want us to make a drinking > fountain out of it for the Flonk auditorium. I was surprised he had no comment for this, as I think it is a compliment to the Ratz. It is also very funny. > > I wonder if Ratz' butt copies the sunday comics if you rub them on > him... I wonder if he would let us rub his butt for good luck? > > Jade >
On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:45:32 -0400, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated: > >"Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message >news:m6rch3tcstbob4ea90cm3g9p3ejk4tk2th@4ax.com... >> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:59:32 -0400, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> >> wrote: >> >>> >>>"Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message >>>news:enpch3phogi8vmojt8lk8i0iuapctelnhj@4ax.com... >>>> >>>> I don't think they put enough silly putty in one egg. They should have >>>> huge ostrich sized eggs full of silly putty. I want to copy a whole >>>> page of the Sunday comics. >>>> >>>> Jade >>>> >>> >>>We could make a mold of Ratzy's butt? >>> >> >> He'd like that, no doubt, but would want us to make a drinking >> fountain out of it for the Flonk auditorium. > >I was surprised he had no comment for this, as I think it is a compliment to >the Ratz. I was silently argreeing. Everyone should drink from my ass. >It is also very funny. > >> >> I wonder if Ratz' butt copies the sunday comics if you rub them on >> him... > >I wonder if he would let us rub his butt for good luck? > Yes.
"headkase" <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:1192738562.933221.37910@t8g2000prg.googlegroups.com... > On Oct 18, 11:22 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote: > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:18:42 -0700, in > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase > > <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Oct 18, 8:36 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote: > > >> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:25:58 -0000, in the land of > > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase > > >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for > > >> writing: > > > > >> >On Oct 18, 6:18 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote: > > >> >> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:55:58 -0400, in > > >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> > > >> >> bloviated: > > > > >> >> >I don't think they put enough silly putty in one egg. They should have > > >> >> >huge ostrich sized eggs full of silly putty. I want to copy a whole > > >> >> >page of the Sunday comics. > > > > >> >> >Jade > > > > >> >> One of the tools of my trade is Silly Putty. > > > > >> >> Yes, I get paid to play with Silly Putty. > > > > >> >when i grow up can i have a job like that too? > > > > >> No. Growing up just gets you in management. > > > > >ahhhh, thats why i have been putting it off then, it all makes sense > > >now. > > > > Every couple years some mid to large corporation comes headhunting me > > offering big salaries & all sorts of perks. > > "Please come work for us and manage/fix our dysfunctional group of > > wankers." > > > > I like to then explain I would need a little more authority than they > > would be willing to give me. I would need to find who was actually > > responsible and replace those people. Which usually means some wheel > > in operations (quite often the person with whom I am speaking).- Hide quoted text - > > > > - Show quoted text - > > and the rest of staff jokes about that person fucking the boss. > Why elso would they still be there? > > we have one of those at my work, which i why i am glad i dont get to > head office all that often, i know if they offer me a change of > position, and it will be more in name then anything else, at my next > review, i am going to say no, i dont want the extra hours and the > lower management title, fuck that, at this stage i get away with all > sorts of shit, if my work was a classroom, i am the one at the back of > the class smoking joking and carving shit into the desk. > > headkase You'e absolutely right, hk. You get all the headaches of management and none of the authority. When I was offerred a promotion at the last job I had before retirement, I had to decline. I was quite happy where I was and they were astounded that I didn't jump at the chance. I explained that I was a happy and skilled receptionist and would make an ~unhappy~ and inexperienced manager of the whatever-it-was department. They then left me alone. Smee > >
On Oct 21, 6:12 pm, <psciss...@sbcglobal.net> wrote: > "headkase" <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in message > > news:1192738562.933221.37910@t8g2000prg.googlegroups.com... > > > > > On Oct 18, 11:22 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote: > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:18:42 -0700, in > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase > > > <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> bloviated: > > > > >On Oct 18, 8:36 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote: > > > >> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:25:58 -0000, in the land of > > > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, headkase > > > >> <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for > > > >> writing: > > > > >> >On Oct 18, 6:18 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote: > > > >> >> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:55:58 -0400, in > > > >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus > > <j...@netk0o0oks.org> > > > > > > > > >> >> bloviated: > > > > >> >> >I don't think they put enough silly putty in one egg. They should > have > > > >> >> >huge ostrich sized eggs full of silly putty. I want to copy a > whole > > > >> >> >page of the Sunday comics. > > > > >> >> >Jade > > > > >> >> One of the tools of my trade is Silly Putty. > > > > >> >> Yes, I get paid to play with Silly Putty. > > > > >> >when i grow up can i have a job like that too? > > > > >> No. Growing up just gets you in management. > > > > >ahhhh, thats why i have been putting it off then, it all makes sense > > > >now. > > > > Every couple years some mid to large corporation comes headhunting me > > > offering big salaries & all sorts of perks. > > > "Please come work for us and manage/fix our dysfunctional group of > > > wankers." > > > > I like to then explain I would need a little more authority than they > > > would be willing to give me. I would need to find who was actually > > > responsible and replace those people. Which usually means some wheel > > > in operations (quite often the person with whom I am speaking).- Hide > quoted text - > > > > - Show quoted text - > > > and the rest of staff jokes about that person fucking the boss. > > Why elso would they still be there? > > > we have one of those at my work, which i why i am glad i dont get to > > head office all that often, i know if they offer me a change of > > position, and it will be more in name then anything else, at my next > > review, i am going to say no, i dont want the extra hours and the > > lower management title, fuck that, at this stage i get away with all > > sorts of shit, if my work was a classroom, i am the one at the back of > > the class smoking joking and carving shit into the desk. > > > headkase > > You'e absolutely right, hk. You get all the headaches of management and none > of the authority. When I was offerred a promotion at the last job I had > before retirement, I had to decline. I was quite happy where I was and they > were astounded that I didn't jump at the chance. I explained that I was a > happy and skilled receptionist and would make an ~unhappy~ and inexperienced > manager of the whatever-it-was department. They then left me alone. > > Smee then they left you alone, iff only all management would do that > > > > - Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text -
