Song of the Weightless Anchor (Instant Universal Expert)

I rip and read the news that comes
with appropriate demeanor,
I interview a witness live
and misquote him to the camera,

Chorus:

I'm an instant universal expert,
look at me!
an instant universal expert,
I look and sound good on TV.

I interview important people
and must be important too,
and if an expert ever comes on my show
I correct his simple views,

Chorus

I'm a graduate of a journalism school
where logic is for fools,
as long as you're photogenic
and content to be a tool,

Chorus

Chorus

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tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Don't be a baby--sell out!

< Lenny Bruce