The Peace of the Couch

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  1. mimus

    mimus Guest

    I've enjoyed my favorite spectator sports, men's college basketball and
    pro tennis, a lot more in recent years, ever since I came to the radical
    conclusion that all those involved (players, coaches, refs/umps/judges)
    have better views and know more about what's going on in games or matches
    or seasons or careers than I do.

    I guess I should turn in my fan-badge.

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  2. Dr Entropy

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    On Sat, 12 Jan 2008 19:50:16 -0500, mimus blather'd thus:

    > I've enjoyed my favorite spectator sports, men's college basketball and
    > pro tennis, a lot more in recent years, ever since I came to the radical
    > conclusion that all those involved (players, coaches, refs/umps/judges)
    > have better views and know more about what's going on in games or
    > matches or seasons or careers than I do.
    >
    > I guess I should turn in my fan-badge.


    At least now you're not as hoarse from screamin' at th' tellie as in days
    gone by.

    Count yer blessings.

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  3. On Sat, 12 Jan 2008 19:50:16 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    wrote:

    >I've enjoyed my favorite spectator sports, men's college basketball and
    >pro tennis, a lot more in recent years, ever since I came to the radical
    >conclusion that all those involved (players, coaches, refs/umps/judges)
    >have better views and know more about what's going on in games or matches
    >or seasons or careers than I do.
    >
    >I guess I should turn in my fan-badge.


    yes. and your big foam finger.

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  4. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:53:19 +0000, Dr Entropy wrote:

    > On Sat, 12 Jan 2008 19:50:16 -0500, mimus blather'd thus:
    >
    >> I've enjoyed my favorite spectator sports, men's college basketball and
    >> pro tennis, a lot more in recent years, ever since I came to the radical
    >> conclusion that all those involved (players, coaches, refs/umps/judges)
    >> have better views and know more about what's going on in games or
    >> matches or seasons or careers than I do.
    >>
    >> I guess I should turn in my fan-badge.

    >
    > At least now you're not as hoarse from screamin' at th' tellie as in days
    > gone by.
    >
    > Count yer blessings.


    Not _quite_ as hoarse. Yes. Heh.

    For example, when an opposing player tries a 3-point shot in basketball,
    and the camera is following the ball, but I hear that whistle blow out
    there on the 3-point line [A], I still scream, sometimes "NOOO!", more
    often just a scream . . . .

    [A] Meaning, for those who don't follow the game, that the shooter just
    got what we call "fouled" by his defender-- whacked across the arm or
    head, most likely, in an insufficiently-gentlemanly attempt to prevent or
    spoil the shot, but occasionally knocked down-- and will get three what we
    call "free throws"-- undefended and leisurely one-point standing mid-range
    shots at the basket, from what we call the "free-throw line".

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    mp 10

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  5. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 09:58:23 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:

    > On Sat, 12 Jan 2008 19:50:16 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    > wrote:
    >
    >>I've enjoyed my favorite spectator sports, men's college basketball and
    >>pro tennis, a lot more in recent years, ever since I came to the radical
    >>conclusion that all those involved (players, coaches, refs/umps/judges)
    >>have better views and know more about what's going on in games or matches
    >>or seasons or careers than I do.
    >>
    >>I guess I should turn in my fan-badge.

    >
    > yes. and your big foam finger.


    You know, I've never had one of those.

    Do they come in middles?

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    mp 10

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  6. On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 20:02:06 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 09:58:23 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
    >
    >> On Sat, 12 Jan 2008 19:50:16 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>>I've enjoyed my favorite spectator sports, men's college basketball and
    >>>pro tennis, a lot more in recent years, ever since I came to the radical
    >>>conclusion that all those involved (players, coaches, refs/umps/judges)
    >>>have better views and know more about what's going on in games or matches
    >>>or seasons or careers than I do.
    >>>
    >>>I guess I should turn in my fan-badge.

    >>
    >> yes. and your big foam finger.

    >
    >You know, I've never had one of those.
    >
    >Do they come in middles?


    short answer: yes, they do.

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  7. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:

    >On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 20:02:06 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 09:58:23 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Sat, 12 Jan 2008 19:50:16 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>I've enjoyed my favorite spectator sports, men's college basketball and
    >>>>pro tennis, a lot more in recent years, ever since I came to the radical
    >>>>conclusion that all those involved (players, coaches, refs/umps/judges)
    >>>>have better views and know more about what's going on in games or matches
    >>>>or seasons or careers than I do.
    >>>>
    >>>>I guess I should turn in my fan-badge.
    >>>
    >>> yes. and your big foam finger.

    >>
    >>You know, I've never had one of those.
    >>
    >>Do they come in middles?

    >
    >short answer: yes, they do.


    I like women's tennis. ("UNGH!!! UNNNGGHH!!! UNGGGGHHHH!!!,"
    mmmmmmm.)

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  8. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    Wavy G wrote:

    > Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:
    >
    >>On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 20:02:06 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 09:58:23 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Sat, 12 Jan 2008 19:50:16 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>I've enjoyed my favorite spectator sports, men's college basketball
    >>>>>and pro tennis, a lot more in recent years, ever since I came to the
    >>>>>radical conclusion that all those involved (players, coaches,
    >>>>>refs/umps/judges) have better views and know more about what's going
    >>>>>on in games or matches or seasons or careers than I do.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>I guess I should turn in my fan-badge.
    >>>>
    >>>> yes. and your big foam finger.
    >>>
    >>>You know, I've never had one of those.
    >>>
    >>>Do they come in middles?

    >>
    >>short answer: yes, they do.

    >
    > I like women's tennis. ("UNGH!!! UNNNGGHH!!! UNGGGGHHHH!!!,"
    > mmmmmmm.)


    The only sports are women't tennis and women's volleyball. There is one (1)
    thing those two sports have in common that raises my interest.
    --
    Tim Weaver

    "We each owe a death, there are no exceptions, I know that,
    but sometimes, oh God, the Green Mile seems so long."
    -Dabbs Greer as Old Paul Edgecomb from "The Green Mile"
     

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