Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: week ending 26 Oct 2007.

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Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 23:00:46 GMT
Stats End.................: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 22:48:16 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 477
Total No. of Characters...: 1758542
Total Volume..............: 1717
Messages Per Day..........: 68.1
Characters Per Day........: 251220.3
Average Daily Volume......: 245 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 75
Messages with Sigs........: 23.27%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 45.95%
Original Content Rating...: 21.28%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. Shirley...........................................: 74 10.6 15.5%
2. mimus.............................................: 57 8.1 11.9%
3. wavy g's number won fan...........................: 40 5.7 8.4%
4. Daedalus..........................................: 35 5.0 7.3%
5. Aratzio...........................................: 32 4.6 6.7%
6. ah................................................: 19 2.7 4.0%
7. Steve.............................................: 18 2.6 3.8%
8. John \"C\.........................................: 17 2.4 3.6%
9. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 14 2.0 2.9%
10. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 11 1.6 2.3%
11. mixed nuts........................................: 10 1.4 2.1%
12. Tim Weaver........................................: 9 1.3 1.9%
13. dave hillstrom....................................: 9 1.3 1.9%
14. Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012..: 8 1.1 1.7%
15. anonym_easynews_poster............................: 8 1.1 1.7%
16. mixed nuts........................................: 8 1.1 1.7%
17. pscissons.........................................: 8 1.1 1.7%
18. Steve Leyland.....................................: 5 0.7 1.0%
19. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 5 0.7 1.0%
20. Meat Plow.........................................: 5 0.7 1.0%
21. Reverend Mosnar?..................................: 5 0.7 1.0%
22. Per...............................................: 4 0.6 0.8%
23. Sharon B..........................................: 4 0.6 0.8%
24. Timmay!...........................................: 4 0.6 0.8%
25. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=AA=BA=AA_rrock?=..................: 3 0.4 0.6%
26. Affinity..........................................: 3 0.4 0.6%
27. Art Deco..........................................: 3 0.4 0.6%
28. Marcia............................................: 3 0.4 0.6%
29. joblard...........................................: 3 0.4 0.6%
30. neil@nemesis.nu...................................: 2 0.3 0.4%
31. Heck..............................................: 2 0.3 0.4%
32. JeannedArc~.......................................: 2 0.3 0.4%
33. The 2-Belo........................................: 2 0.3 0.4%
34. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 2 0.3 0.4%
35. chatnoir..........................................: 2 0.3 0.4%
36. mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des ang: 2 0.3 0.4%
37. Cheryl............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
38. Hagar.............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
39. It's the Principle!...............................: 1 0.1 0.2%
40. Jasper PNL Mfrg LLCC..............................: 1 0.1 0.2%
41. MCP...............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
42. salami met bami...................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
43. tiligibar.........................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
44. =?iso-8859-1?q?The_King_Of_Karaokie_=AE?=.........: 1 0.1 0.2%
45. Archie Leach......................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
46. Bender............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
47. Bill Cleere.......................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
48. Craig.............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
49. Dustin Cook.......................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
50. NEWS..............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
51. Nick..............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
52. Nomen Nescio......................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
53. Old Salt..........................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
54. Raving............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
55. Suzieflame........................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
56. Taylor............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
57. The Daring Dufas..................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
58. The One True Roger................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
59. Usenet Rulez......................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
60. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.2%
61. WeeSaul...........................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
62. Your..............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
63. allen.............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
64. cathy.............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
65. dionhaloulos......................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
66. eddo..............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
67. headkase..........................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
68. hugo..............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
69. igskymoney........................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
70. jhony5............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
71. jhony5............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
72. jokersarewild.....................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
73. spooge............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
74. virgolds_com rsrsrs...............................: 1 0.1 0.2%
75. yenc..............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%

Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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1. Shirley...........................................: 231 33.1 13.5%
2. mimus.............................................: 153 21.9 8.9%
3. wavy g's number won fan...........................: 133 19.0 7.8%
4. Aratzio...........................................: 122 17.5 7.1%
5. Daedalus..........................................: 111 15.9 6.5%
6. John \"C\.........................................: 105 15.0 6.1%
7. Steve.............................................: 95 13.6 5.5%
8. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 93 13.3 5.4%
9. ah................................................: 72 10.4 4.3%
10. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 72 10.3 4.2%
11. Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012..: 48 6.9 2.8%
12. Steve Leyland.....................................: 32 4.7 1.9%
13. mixed nuts........................................: 26 3.8 1.6%
14. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 25 3.7 1.5%
15. anonym_easynews_poster............................: 24 3.5 1.4%
16. pscissons.........................................: 23 3.4 1.4%
17. mixed nuts........................................: 23 3.3 1.3%
18. Tim Weaver........................................: 22 3.2 1.3%
19. dave hillstrom....................................: 21 3.0 1.2%
20. Meat Plow.........................................: 20 2.9 1.2%
21. chatnoir..........................................: 15 2.2 0.9%
22. Reverend Mosnar?..................................: 15 2.2 0.9%
23. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 14 2.0 0.8%
24. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=AA=BA=AA_rrock?=..................: 13 1.9 0.8%
25. Sharon B..........................................: 12 1.8 0.7%
26. Affinity..........................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
27. joblard...........................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
28. Art Deco..........................................: 8 1.3 0.5%
29. Marcia............................................: 8 1.2 0.5%
30. Timmay!...........................................: 8 1.2 0.5%
31. neil@nemesis.nu...................................: 8 1.2 0.5%
32. The 2-Belo........................................: 7 1.1 0.5%
33. MCP...............................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
34. Bill Cleere.......................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
35. Per...............................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
36. mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des ang: 5 0.8 0.3%
37. Suzieflame........................................: 5 0.8 0.3%
38. headkase..........................................: 4 0.7 0.3%
39. salami met bami...................................: 4 0.7 0.3%
40. Dustin Cook.......................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
41. JeannedArc~.......................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
42. Usenet Rulez......................................: 3 0.6 0.2%
43. Raving............................................: 3 0.6 0.2%
44. Craig.............................................: 3 0.6 0.2%
45. Your..............................................: 3 0.5 0.2%
46. It's the Principle!...............................: 3 0.5 0.2%
47. spooge............................................: 3 0.5 0.2%
48. Heck..............................................: 3 0.5 0.2%
49. =?iso-8859-1?q?The_King_Of_Karaokie_=AE?=.........: 3 0.5 0.2%
50. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
51. Hagar.............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
52. The One True Roger................................: 2 0.4 0.2%
53. Archie Leach......................................: 2 0.4 0.2%
54. Cheryl............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
55. Nomen Nescio......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
56. Taylor............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
57. Nick..............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
58. cathy.............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
59. dionhaloulos......................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
60. allen.............................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
61. hugo..............................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
62. igskymoney........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
63. jhony5............................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
64. jhony5............................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
65. eddo..............................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
66. Old Salt..........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
67. Bender............................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
68. WeeSaul...........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
69. virgolds_com rsrsrs...............................: 1 0.2 0.1%
70. jokersarewild.....................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
71. yenc..............................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
72. The Daring Dufas..................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
73. Jasper PNL Mfrg LLCC..............................: 1 0.2 0.1%
74. NEWS..............................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
75. tiligibar.........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%

Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
==============================================================
1. Larry King........................................: 41 5.9 8.6%
2. Will someone puuuuuhleeeeezzzze...................: 37 5.3 7.8%
3. Ideas On How To Destroy/Distrupt The Land Of Webbi: 29 4.1 6.1%
4. Anyone remember this song?........................: 27 3.9 5.7%
5. Smee..............................................: 23 3.3 4.8%
6. Bumper Music......................................: 21 3.0 4.4%
7. I'm scared!.......................................: 17 2.4 3.6%
8. They'll Come At Dawn..............................: 16 2.3 3.4%
9. Umm... whatever...................................: 16 2.3 3.4%
10. ABOUT FLONKING....................................: 14 2.0 2.9%
11. I gots a fan letter.............................: 14 2.0 2.9%
12. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 12 1.7 2.5%
13. im in heaven......................................: 11 1.6 2.3%
14. A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is : 10 1.4 2.1%
15. Message from Trippy...............................: 10 1.4 2.1%
16. Day 18 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Sp: 9 1.3 1.9%
17. I can ............................................: 9 1.3 1.9%
18. Life is Just a Series of Choices, Mostly Bad......: 9 1.3 1.9%
19. *yawn*............................................: 8 1.1 1.7%
20. Server borked?....................................: 7 1.0 1.5%
21. Al Gore is a poonhat..............................: 6 0.9 1.3%
22. Good news.........................................: 6 0.9 1.3%
23. I am watching sci-fi...still......................: 6 0.9 1.3%
24. Turner Classic Movie channel......................: 6 0.9 1.3%
25. which flonkers live within striking distance of se: 6 0.9 1.3%
26. I'm tired of being criticized for crossposting....: 5 0.7 1.0%
27. Nomination: Timmy "Three Fucking Weeks" Thorne - S: 5 0.7 1.0%
28. The Book of Toast.................................: 5 0.7 1.0%
29. Un-Aired Mythbusters Fart Episode.................: 5 0.7 1.0%
30. Drink Kiefer Sutherland under the the table? Not i: 4 0.6 0.8%
31. Hypocracy a Kook fashion statement................: 4 0.6 0.8%
32. Please Donate to the Friend For Dimmy Fund........: 4 0.6 0.8%
33. Re: Un-Aired Mythbusters Fart Episode.............: 4 0.6 0.8%
34. "Jeffrey Boyd" is an anagram of "Midget Runt" in J: 3 0.4 0.6%
35. Day 20 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Sp: 3 0.4 0.6%
36. Day 21 for Timmy "Three Fucking Weeks" Thorne was: 3 0.4 0.6%
37. Home again!.......................................: 3 0.4 0.6%
38. How Long Will It Be Before We See the First Premiu: 3 0.4 0.6%
39. L.W.\(Bill\) Hughes III is a spamming fucKKKhead..: 3 0.4 0.6%
40. New (old) bike!...................................: 3 0.4 0.6%
41. Whatever Happened to rocky and knoxy?.............: 3 0.4 0.6%
42. A gay hatter is a happy hatter/ was Re: Ideas On H: 2 0.3 0.4%
43. Day 10 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Sp: 2 0.3 0.4%
44. Day 19 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Sp: 2 0.3 0.4%
45. Dear Santa Claus..................................: 2 0.3 0.4%
46. Firby Youth Choir ................................: 2 0.3 0.4%
47. How Long Will It Be Before We See the First Premiu: 2 0.3 0.4%
48. Lufttryck i personbilsd?ck........................: 2 0.3 0.4%
49. Silly putty.......................................: 2 0.3 0.4%
50. Thank You, Sabrina!...............................: 2 0.3 0.4%
51. Timmay is literally Burnore's bitch...............: 2 0.3 0.4%
52. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 2 0.3 0.4%
53. Why I Like Working At Wal*Mart....................: 2 0.3 0.4%
54. alt.hackers.malicious to be deleted November 15th.: 2 0.3 0.4%
55. =?gb2312?q?Come_in!!__When_you_need_Runescape=A1=A: 1 0.1 0.2%
56. Andrew and Deco wedded at Vegas tonight....Film at: 1 0.1 0.2%
57. Art Deco turns into Tholen again!.................: 1 0.1 0.2%
58. Cheap guild wars gold on www.guild-wars-online.com: 1 0.1 0.2%
59. Day 16 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Sp: 1 0.1 0.2%
60. Day 21 for Timmy "Three Fucking Weeks" Thorne was:: 1 0.1 0.2%
61. Fire arms.........................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
62. FlonkNews: Well, Who'd-A Thunk It?................: 1 0.1 0.2%
63. I Feel a Little Urban Electric Country A-Comin' On: 1 0.1 0.2%
64. It can only get worse.............................: 1 0.1 0.2%
65. Liar Liar Pants On Fire Dept: Moller..............: 1 0.1 0.2%
66. Nomination: Timmy "Three Fucking Weeks" Thorne - S: 1 0.1 0.2%
67. Pratchett Update Query............................: 1 0.1 0.2%
68. RuneScape Money, RuneScape Gold on RuneScape-Money: 1 0.1 0.2%
69. WHY DON'T SOMEBODY JUST...........................: 1 0.1 0.2%
70. Windows XP Home KeyGen 7528 [1/2]..............: 1 0.1 0.2%
71. Wolf Lake on sci-fi...............................: 1 0.1 0.2%
72. You are walking past a sex shop...................: 1 0.1 0.2%
73. and a freaking fine hello to you all..............: 1 0.1 0.2%
74. iS IT POSSIBLE TO MAKE MONEY ONLINE ??............: 1 0.1 0.2%
75. tech question about...............................: 1 0.1 0.2%

Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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1. Larry King........................................: 171 24.5 10.0%
2. Will someone puuuuuhleeeeezzzze...................: 150 21.6 8.8%
3. ABOUT FLONKING....................................: 147 21.0 8.6%
4. Ideas On How To Destroy/Distrupt The Land Of Webbi: 121 17.4 7.1%
5. Anyone remember this song?........................: 86 12.3 5.0%
6. Bumper Music......................................: 81 11.7 4.8%
7. They'll Come At Dawn..............................: 72 10.4 4.2%
8. A final PPOSTFU for the Timbot! (was Re: Timmy is : 72 10.3 4.2%
9. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 63 9.1 3.7%
10. Smee..............................................: 55 7.9 3.2%
11. I'm scared!.......................................: 48 7.0 2.8%
12. I gots a fan letter.............................: 48 6.9 2.8%
13. im in heaven......................................: 36 5.2 2.1%
14. Umm... whatever...................................: 32 4.6 1.9%
15. Day 21 for Timmy "Three Fucking Weeks" Thorne was: 27 4.0 1.6%
16. Day 18 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Sp: 25 3.7 1.5%
17. Day 20 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Sp: 24 3.5 1.4%
18. I'm tired of being criticized for crossposting....: 23 3.3 1.4%
19. I can ............................................: 19 2.8 1.1%
20. Message from Trippy...............................: 18 2.7 1.1%
21. Life is Just a Series of Choices, Mostly Bad......: 18 2.7 1.1%
22. which flonkers live within striking distance of se: 17 2.5 1.0%
23. Good news.........................................: 16 2.4 1.0%
24. *yawn*............................................: 16 2.4 1.0%
25. Day 19 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Sp: 14 2.1 0.9%
26. Please Donate to the Friend For Dimmy Fund........: 14 2.1 0.8%
27. Day 21 for Timmy "Three Fucking Weeks" Thorne was:: 13 1.9 0.8%
28. Server borked?....................................: 13 1.9 0.8%
29. Nomination: Timmy "Three Fucking Weeks" Thorne - S: 12 1.8 0.7%
30. alt.hackers.malicious to be deleted November 15th.: 11 1.7 0.7%
31. Turner Classic Movie channel......................: 11 1.7 0.7%
32. Un-Aired Mythbusters Fart Episode.................: 10 1.5 0.6%
33. The Book of Toast.................................: 10 1.5 0.6%
34. L.W.\(Bill\) Hughes III is a spamming fucKKKhead..: 10 1.5 0.6%
35. Re: Un-Aired Mythbusters Fart Episode.............: 10 1.4 0.6%
36. "Jeffrey Boyd" is an anagram of "Midget Runt" in J: 9 1.4 0.6%
37. Al Gore is a poonhat..............................: 9 1.4 0.6%
38. Silly putty.......................................: 9 1.4 0.6%
39. Hypocracy a Kook fashion statement................: 8 1.2 0.5%
40. Day 10 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Sp: 8 1.2 0.5%
41. I am watching sci-fi...still......................: 8 1.2 0.5%
42. Drink Kiefer Sutherland under the the table? Not i: 8 1.2 0.5%
43. Lufttryck i personbilsd?ck........................: 7 1.1 0.5%
44. Timmay is literally Burnore's bitch...............: 7 1.1 0.5%
45. Why I Like Working At Wal*Mart....................: 6 1.0 0.4%
46. Home again!.......................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
47. A gay hatter is a happy hatter/ was Re: Ideas On H: 6 0.9 0.4%
48. Dear Santa Claus..................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
49. Day 16 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Sp: 6 0.9 0.4%
50. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 6 0.9 0.4%
51. and a freaking fine hello to you all..............: 5 0.8 0.3%
52. How Long Will It Be Before We See the First Premiu: 5 0.8 0.3%
53. Whatever Happened to rocky and knoxy?.............: 4 0.7 0.3%
54. New (old) bike!...................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
55. Liar Liar Pants On Fire Dept: Moller..............: 3 0.6 0.2%
56. Thank You, Sabrina!...............................: 3 0.5 0.2%
57. How Long Will It Be Before We See the First Premiu: 3 0.5 0.2%
58. It can only get worse.............................: 3 0.4 0.2%
59. Wolf Lake on sci-fi...............................: 3 0.4 0.2%
60. Andrew and Deco wedded at Vegas tonight....Film at: 2 0.4 0.2%
61. FlonkNews: Well, Who'd-A Thunk It?................: 2 0.4 0.2%
62. Art Deco turns into Tholen again!.................: 2 0.3 0.1%
63. You are walking past a sex shop...................: 2 0.3 0.1%
64. Nomination: Timmy "Three Fucking Weeks" Thorne - S: 2 0.3 0.1%
65. Firby Youth Choir ................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
66. tech question about...............................: 1 0.3 0.1%
67. =?gb2312?q?Come_in!!__When_you_need_Runescape=A1=A: 1 0.3 0.1%
68. Pratchett Update Query............................: 1 0.3 0.1%
69. Cheap guild wars gold on www.guild-wars-online.com: 1 0.2 0.1%
70. I Feel a Little Urban Electric Country A-Comin' On: 1 0.2 0.1%
71. Fire arms.........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
72. RuneScape Money, RuneScape Gold on RuneScape-Money: 1 0.2 0.1%
73. Windows XP Home KeyGen 7528 [1/2]..............: 1 0.2 0.1%
74. iS IT POSSIBLE TO MAKE MONEY ONLINE ??............: 1 0.2 0.1%
75. WHY DON'T SOMEBODY JUST...........................: 1 0.2 0.1%

Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
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1. Onideus Mad Hatter........................................: 79.5%
2. Steve.....................................................: 57.5%
3. Reverend Mosnar?..........................................: 34.1%
4. mimus.....................................................: 29.3%
5. anonym_easynews_poster....................................: 24.2%
6. pscissons.................................................: 21.4%
7. Tim Weaver................................................: 20.1%
8. mixed nuts................................................: 18.6%
9. dave hillstrom............................................: 14.9%
10. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.....................................: 14.6%

Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
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1. ah........................................................: 1.9%
2. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=.......................: 2.5%
3. Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012..........: 4.1%
4. Meat Plow.................................................: 4.4%
5. John \"C\.................................................: 7.9%
6. Daedalus..................................................: 8.7%
7. Aratzio...................................................: 9.1%
8. mixed nuts................................................: 10.4%
9. Steve Leyland.............................................: 11.3%
10. wavy g's number won fan...................................: 12.4%

Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
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1. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 130
2. demon.local..................................................: 71
3. alt.flame....................................................: 66
4. alt.2600.....................................................: 31
5. alt.design.graphics..........................................: 29
6. alt.hackers.malicious........................................: 29
7. alt.flame.niggers............................................: 26
8. alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.....................................: 22
9. alt.fan.art-bell.............................................: 18
10. alt.talk.bollocks............................................: 14

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End of stats for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

 

On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 23:01:37 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:

The following posters are hereby placed on "Snark Alert":

> 18. Steve Leyland.....................................: 5 0.7 1.0%
> 19. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 5 0.7 1.0%
> 21. Reverend Mosnar..................................: 5 0.7 1.0%
> 22. Per...............................................: 4 0.6 0.8%
> 23. Sharon B..........................................: 4 0.6 0.8%
> 33. The 2-Belo........................................: 2 0.3 0.4%
> 34. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 2 0.3 0.4%
> 36. mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des ang: 2 0.3 0.4%
> 61. WeeSaul...........................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 67. headkase..........................................: 1 0.1 0.2%

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

I am being placed in Class 5a,
along with the licensed pilots
and mental defectives.

< Benchley

 

mimus is no match for wavy g:

>On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 23:01:37 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>
>The following posters are hereby placed on "Snark Alert":
>
>> 18. Steve Leyland.....................................: 5 0.7 1.0%
>> 19. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 5 0.7 1.0%
>> 21. Reverend Mosnar?..................................: 5 0.7 1.0%
>> 22. Per...............................................: 4 0.6 0.8%
>> 23. Sharon B..........................................: 4 0.6 0.8%
>> 33. The 2-Belo........................................: 2 0.3 0.4%
>> 34. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 2 0.3 0.4%
>> 36. mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des ang: 2 0.3 0.4%
>> 61. WeeSaul...........................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
>> 67. headkase..........................................: 1 0.1 0.2%


Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
==================================================================
1. ah........................................................: 1.9%
2. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=.......................: 2.5%
3. Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012..........: 4.1%
4. Meat Plow.................................................: 4.4%
5. John \"C\.................................................: 7.9%
6. Daedalus..................................................: 8.7%
7. Aratzio...................................................: 9.1%
8. mixed nuts................................................: 10.4%
9. Steve Leyland.............................................: 11.3%
10. wavy g's number won fan...................................: 12.4%

what's this about? i'm the lowest won on the "bottem 10 original
content" list? all my content is original. i've never stolen any
schtick, and i can produce the logs to prove it.

 

On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:45:14 -0400, wavy g's number won fan wrote:

> mimus is no match for wavy g:
>
>>On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 23:01:37 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>
>>The following posters are hereby placed on "Snark Alert":
>>
>>> 18. Steve Leyland.....................................: 5 0.7 1.0%
>>> 19. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 5 0.7 1.0%
>>> 21. Reverend Mosnar..................................: 5 0.7 1.0%
>>> 22. Per...............................................: 4 0.6 0.8%
>>> 23. Sharon B..........................................: 4 0.6 0.8%
>>> 33. The 2-Belo........................................: 2 0.3 0.4%
>>> 34. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 2 0.3 0.4%
>>> 36. mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des ang: 2 0.3 0.4%
>>> 61. WeeSaul...........................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
>>> 67. headkase..........................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
>
>
> Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
> ==================================================================
> 1. ah........................................................: 1.9%
> 2. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=.......................: 2.5%
> 3. Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012..........: 4.1%
> 4. Meat Plow.................................................: 4.4%
> 5. John \"C\.................................................: 7.9%
> 6. Daedalus..................................................: 8.7%
> 7. Aratzio...................................................: 9.1%
> 8. mixed nuts................................................: 10.4%
> 9. Steve Leyland.............................................: 11.3%
> 10. wavy g's number won fan...................................: 12.4%
>
> what's this about? i'm the lowest won on the "bottem 10 original
> content" list?

Lowest is bestest, in this context.

> all my content is original. i've never stolen any
> schtick, and i can produce the logs to prove it.

Consistently tagging single lines at the end of long posts would be one
way of doing it.

Having a long .sig (like Leyland's) would make it worse (that would pump
up the "all bytes" figure and drop the original/all ratio even further).

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 

mimus is no match for wavy g:

>On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:45:14 -0400, wavy g's number won fan wrote:
>
>> mimus is no match for wavy g:
>>
>>>On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 23:01:37 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>
>>>The following posters are hereby placed on "Snark Alert":
>>>
>>>> 18. Steve Leyland.....................................: 5 0.7 1.0%
>>>> 19. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 5 0.7 1.0%
>>>> 21. Reverend Mosnar?..................................: 5 0.7 1.0%
>>>> 22. Per...............................................: 4 0.6 0.8%
>>>> 23. Sharon B..........................................: 4 0.6 0.8%
>>>> 33. The 2-Belo........................................: 2 0.3 0.4%
>>>> 34. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 2 0.3 0.4%
>>>> 36. mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des ang: 2 0.3 0.4%
>>>> 61. WeeSaul...........................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
>>>> 67. headkase..........................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
>>
>>
>> Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>> ==================================================================
>> 1. ah........................................................: 1.9%
>> 2. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=.......................: 2.5%
>> 3. Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012..........: 4.1%
>> 4. Meat Plow.................................................: 4.4%
>> 5. John \"C\.................................................: 7.9%
>> 6. Daedalus..................................................: 8.7%
>> 7. Aratzio...................................................: 9.1%
>> 8. mixed nuts................................................: 10.4%
>> 9. Steve Leyland.............................................: 11.3%
>> 10. wavy g's number won fan...................................: 12.4%
>>
>> what's this about? i'm the lowest won on the "bottem 10 original
>> content" list?
>
>Lowest is bestest, in this context.
>
>> all my content is original. i've never stolen any
>> schtick, and i can produce the logs to prove it.
>
>Consistently tagging single lines at the end of long posts would be one
>way of doing it.

you mean like "love, wavy g's number won fan"?

>
>Having a long .sig (like Leyland's) would make it worse (that would pump
>up the "all bytes" figure and drop the original/all ratio even further).

word.

 

"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:wZ-dnd7uHZnm5L_anZ2dnUVZ_jOdnZ2d@giganews.com...
> On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 23:01:37 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>
> The following posters are hereby placed on "Snark Alert":

Can I poke them first?

>
>> 18. Steve Leyland.....................................: 5 0.7 1.0%
>> 19. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 5 0.7 1.0%
>> 21. Reverend Mosnar?..................................: 5 0.7 1.0%
>> 22. Per...............................................: 4 0.6 0.8%
>> 23. Sharon B..........................................: 4 0.6 0.8%
>> 33. The 2-Belo........................................: 2 0.3 0.4%
>> 34. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 2 0.3 0.4%
>> 36. mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des ang: 2 0.3 0.4%
>> 61. WeeSaul...........................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
>> 67. headkase..........................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
>
> --
> tinmimus99@hotmail.com
>
> smeeter 11 or maybe 12
>
> mp 10
>
> mhm 29x13
>
> I am being placed in Class 5a,
> along with the licensed pilots
> and mental defectives.
>
> < Benchley
>

 

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called wavy g's
number won fan stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: mimus is no match for wavy g:
:
: : On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:45:14 -0400, wavy g's number won fan wrote:
: :
: : : mimus is no match for wavy g:
: : :
: : : : On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 23:01:37 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
: : : :
: : : : The following posters are hereby placed on "Snark Alert":
: : : :
: : : : : 18. Steve Leyland.....................................: 5
: : : : : 0.7 1.0%

feh, I ain't askeered of no snarks, bring it on says I!!!1!

: : : : : 19. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 5
: : : : : 0.7 1.0%
: : : : : 21. Reverend Mosnar?..................................: 5
: : : : : 0.7 1.0%
: : : : : 22. Per...............................................: 4
: : : : : 0.6 0.8%
: : : : : 23. Sharon B..........................................: 4
: : : : : 0.6 0.8%
: : : : : 33. The 2-Belo........................................: 2
: : : : : 0.3 0.4%
: : : : : 34. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 2
: : : : : 0.3 0.4%
: : : : : 36. mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des ang: 2
: : : : : 0.3 0.4%
: : : : : 61. WeeSaul...........................................: 1
: : : : : 0.1 0.2%
: : : : : 67. headkase..........................................: 1
: : : : : 0.1 0.2%
: : :
: : :
: : : Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
: : : ==================================================================
: : : 1. ah........................................................:
: : : 1.9%
: : : 2. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=.......................:
: : : 2.5%
: : : 3. Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012..........:
: : : 4.1%
: : : 4. Meat Plow.................................................:
: : : 4.4%
: : : 5. John \"C\.................................................:
: : : 7.9%
: : : 6. Daedalus..................................................:
: : : 8.7%
: : : 7. Aratzio...................................................:
: : : 9.1%
: : : 8. mixed nuts................................................:
: : : 10.4%
: : : 9. Steve Leyland.............................................:
: : : 11.3%
: : : 10. wavy g's number won fan...................................:
: : : 12.4%
: : :
: : : what's this about? i'm the lowest won on the "bottem 10 original
: : : content" list?
: :
: : Lowest is bestest, in this context.
: :
: : : all my content is original. i've never stolen any
: : : schtick, and i can produce the logs to prove it.
: :
: : Consistently tagging single lines at the end of long posts would be
: : one way of doing it.
:
: you mean like "love, wavy g's number won fan"?
:
: :
: : Having a long .sig (like Leyland's) would make it worse (that would
: : pump up the "all bytes" figure and drop the original/all ratio even
: : further).
:
: word.

r u you disrespecting my .sig?

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Sooner of later that which is now life shall be poetry, and every fair
and manly trait shall add a richer strain to the song. - Ralph Waldo
Emerson
======================================================================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
======================================================================
"Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy

|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''


meow.

 

On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 07:31:44 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
<steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:

>Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called wavy g's
>number won fan stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>
>: mimus is no match for wavy g:
>:
>: : On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:45:14 -0400, wavy g's number won fan wrote:
>: :
>: : : mimus is no match for wavy g:
>: : :
>: : : : On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 23:01:37 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>: : : :
>: : : : The following posters are hereby placed on "Snark Alert":
>: : : :
>: : : : : 18. Steve Leyland.....................................: 5
>: : : : : 0.7 1.0%
>
>feh, I ain't askeered of no snarks, bring it on says I!!!1!
>
>: : : : : 19. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 5
>: : : : : 0.7 1.0%
>: : : : : 21. Reverend Mosnar?..................................: 5
>: : : : : 0.7 1.0%
>: : : : : 22. Per...............................................: 4
>: : : : : 0.6 0.8%
>: : : : : 23. Sharon B..........................................: 4
>: : : : : 0.6 0.8%
>: : : : : 33. The 2-Belo........................................: 2
>: : : : : 0.3 0.4%
>: : : : : 34. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 2
>: : : : : 0.3 0.4%
>: : : : : 36. mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des ang: 2
>: : : : : 0.3 0.4%
>: : : : : 61. WeeSaul...........................................: 1
>: : : : : 0.1 0.2%
>: : : : : 67. headkase..........................................: 1
>: : : : : 0.1 0.2%
>: : :
>: : :
>: : : Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>: : : ==================================================================
>: : : 1. ah........................................................:
>: : : 1.9%
>: : : 2. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=.......................:
>: : : 2.5%
>: : : 3. Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012..........:
>: : : 4.1%
>: : : 4. Meat Plow.................................................:
>: : : 4.4%
>: : : 5. John \"C\.................................................:
>: : : 7.9%
>: : : 6. Daedalus..................................................:
>: : : 8.7%
>: : : 7. Aratzio...................................................:
>: : : 9.1%
>: : : 8. mixed nuts................................................:
>: : : 10.4%
>: : : 9. Steve Leyland.............................................:
>: : : 11.3%
>: : : 10. wavy g's number won fan...................................:
>: : : 12.4%
>: : :
>: : : what's this about? i'm the lowest won on the "bottem 10 original
>: : : content" list?
>: :
>: : Lowest is bestest, in this context.
>: :
>: : : all my content is original. i've never stolen any
>: : : schtick, and i can produce the logs to prove it.
>: :
>: : Consistently tagging single lines at the end of long posts would be
>: : one way of doing it.
>:
>: you mean like "love, wavy g's number won fan"?
>:
>: :
>: : Having a long .sig (like Leyland's) would make it worse (that would
>: : pump up the "all bytes" figure and drop the original/all ratio even
>: : further).
>:
>: word.
>
>r u you disrespecting my .sig?
nope jus U
here puss puss puss
puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss
puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss
puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss
puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss
puss
puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss puss
puss puss puss puss puss puss
puss puss puss
puss puss puss
pussy
Steve Lameland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Lameball on the Net#4 Usenet Laughingstock#11 Whore#1
Sucking It Inc (bongwater drinking dept)

=^MEOW MEOW PUSSY^=

Steve?s theology is another man's belly laugh.
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the lowest, most inconsequential order. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth that he has no idea whatsoever of which he speaks
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, blah, blah blah yadayadayada."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
Wow! Wish I?d said all that.
Hell. I wish I knew what all that even meant!
Steve
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
but they locked me out."

======================================================================
?Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers.? Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19. Unless, of course, your opinion does not match mine.
======================================================================
"The Human Beings, my son, believe everything is alive ... stones, trees, the earth.
But the white man ... he believes everything is dead ... the rocks, the trees, the earth
even people ... even his own people! If something tries to go on living,
White man will rub it out!

Old Lodge Skins

|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/* ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|*0( ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.' :-@
(,_..----''' (,..--'' Damn! I think the frickin? cat?s dead!


meow retttccch *hairball*

 

On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 22:53:07 -0400, Shirley wrote:

> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:wZ-dnd7uHZnm5L_anZ2dnUVZ_jOdnZ2d@giganews.com...
>
>> On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 23:01:37 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>
>> The following posters are hereby placed on "Snark Alert":
>
> Can I poke them first?

<poke> the ones that didn't even make the bottom of the list . . . .

>>> 18. Steve Leyland.....................................: 5 0.7
>>> 1.0% 19. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 5 0.7
>>> 1.0% 21. Reverend Mosnar..................................: 5
>>> 0.7 1.0% 22. Per...............................................: 4
>>> 0.6 0.8% 23. Sharon B..........................................:
>>> 4 0.6 0.8% 33. The 2-Belo........................................:
>>> 2 0.3 0.4% 34. Veronica Karlsson.................................:
>>> 2 0.3 0.4% 36. mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des
>>> ang: 2 0.3 0.4% 61.
>>> WeeSaul...........................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
>>> 67. headkase..........................................: 1 0.1 0.2%

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 

On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 07:31:44 +0100, Steve Leyland wrote:

> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called wavy g's
> number won fan stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>
> : mimus is no match for wavy g:
> :
> : : On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:45:14 -0400, wavy g's number won fan wrote:
> : :
> : : : mimus is no match for wavy g:
> : : :
> : : : : On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 23:01:37 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
> : : : :
> : : : : The following posters are hereby placed on "Snark Alert":
> : : : :
> : : : : : 18. Steve Leyland.....................................: 5
> : : : : : 0.7 1.0%
>
> feh, I ain't askeered of no snarks, bring it on says I!!!1!

We'll have Shirley <poke> you, since she seems to have become Official
<Poke>r for the Flonk (Smee's off watching the horizon).

> : : : : : 19. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 5
> : : : : : 0.7 1.0%
> : : : : : 21. Reverend Mosnar..................................: 5
> : : : : : 0.7 1.0%
> : : : : : 22. Per...............................................: 4
> : : : : : 0.6 0.8%
> : : : : : 23. Sharon B..........................................: 4
> : : : : : 0.6 0.8%
> : : : : : 33. The 2-Belo........................................: 2
> : : : : : 0.3 0.4%
> : : : : : 34. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 2
> : : : : : 0.3 0.4%
> : : : : : 36. mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des ang: 2
> : : : : : 0.3 0.4%
> : : : : : 61. WeeSaul...........................................: 1
> : : : : : 0.1 0.2%
> : : : : : 67. headkase..........................................: 1
> : : : : : 0.1 0.2%
> : : :
> : : :
> : : : Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
> : : : ==================================================================
> : : : 1. ah........................................................:
> : : : 1.9%
> : : : 2. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=.......................:
> : : : 2.5%
> : : : 3. Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012..........:
> : : : 4.1%
> : : : 4. Meat Plow.................................................:
> : : : 4.4%
> : : : 5. John \"C\.................................................:
> : : : 7.9%
> : : : 6. Daedalus..................................................:
> : : : 8.7%
> : : : 7. Aratzio...................................................:
> : : : 9.1%
> : : : 8. mixed nuts................................................:
> : : : 10.4%
> : : : 9. Steve Leyland.............................................:
> : : : 11.3%
> : : : 10. wavy g's number won fan...................................:
> : : : 12.4%
> : : :
> : : : what's this about? i'm the lowest won on the "bottem 10 original
> : : : content" list?
> : :
> : : Lowest is bestest, in this context.
> : :
> : : : all my content is original. i've never stolen any
> : : : schtick, and i can produce the logs to prove it.
> : :
> : : Consistently tagging single lines at the end of long posts would be
> : : one way of doing it.
> :
> : you mean like "love, wavy g's number won fan"?
> :
> : : Having a long .sig (like Leyland's) would make it worse (that would
> : : pump up the "all bytes" figure and drop the original/all ratio even
> : : further).
> :
> : word.
>
> r u you disrespecting my .sig?

I think we should report him to his NSP for not using a .sig.

I mean, isn't that in an RFC somewhere?

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

I AM JUST WEST OF THE MANURE PILE

< First known US military "wireless" communication

 

"Usenet Stats Poster" <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote in message
news:1193439694.37517@stats.poster...
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> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>
> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 23:00:46 GMT
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> Total No. of Characters...: 1758542
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> Messages Per Day..........: 68.1
> Characters Per Day........: 251220.3
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> Messages with Sigs........: 23.27%
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> Original Content Rating...: 21.28%
>
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> ===============================================================
> 1. Shirley...........................................: 74 10.6 15.5%
> 2. mimus.............................................: 57 8.1 11.9%
> 3. wavy g's number won fan...........................: 40 5.7 8.4%
> 4. Daedalus..........................................: 35 5.0 7.3%
> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 32 4.6 6.7%
> 6. ah................................................: 19 2.7 4.0%
> 7. Steve.............................................: 18 2.6 3.8%
> 8. John \"C\.........................................: 17 2.4 3.6%
> 9. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 14 2.0 2.9%

<bitch slap> <bitch slap> bitch slap>


> 10. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 11 1.6 2.3%
> 11. mixed nuts........................................: 10 1.4 2.1%
> 12. Tim Weaver........................................: 9 1.3 1.9%
> 13. dave hillstrom....................................: 9 1.3 1.9%

<HUGS>

> 14. Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012..: 8 1.1 1.7%
> 15. anonym_easynews_poster............................: 8 1.1 1.7%
> 16. mixed nuts........................................: 8 1.1 1.7%
> 17. pscissons.........................................: 8 1.1 1.7%
> 18. Steve Leyland.....................................: 5 0.7 1.0%
> 19. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 5 0.7 1.0%
> 20. Meat Plow.........................................: 5 0.7 1.0%
> 21. Reverend Mosnar?..................................: 5 0.7 1.0%
> 22. Per...............................................: 4 0.6 0.8%
> 23. Sharon B..........................................: 4 0.6 0.8%
> 24. Timmay!...........................................: 4 0.6 0.8%
> 25. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=AA=BA=AA_rrock?=..................: 3 0.4 0.6%
> 26. Affinity..........................................: 3 0.4 0.6%
> 27. Art Deco..........................................: 3 0.4 0.6%
> 28. Marcia............................................: 3 0.4 0.6%
> 29. joblard...........................................: 3 0.4 0.6%
> 30. neil@nemesis.nu...................................: 2 0.3 0.4%
> 31. Heck..............................................: 2 0.3 0.4%
> 32. JeannedArc~.......................................: 2 0.3 0.4%
> 33. The 2-Belo........................................: 2 0.3 0.4%
> 34. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 2 0.3 0.4%

<tiny poke>

> 35. chatnoir..........................................: 2 0.3 0.4%
> 36. mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des ang: 2 0.3 0.4%
> 37. Cheryl............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 38. Hagar.............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 39. It's the Principle!...............................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 40. Jasper PNL Mfrg LLCC..............................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 41. MCP...............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 42. salami met bami...................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 43. tiligibar.........................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 44. =?iso-8859-1?q?The_King_Of_Karaokie_=AE?=.........: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 45. Archie Leach......................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 46. Bender............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 47. Bill Cleere.......................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 48. Craig.............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 49. Dustin Cook.......................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 50. NEWS..............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 51. Nick..............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 52. Nomen Nescio......................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 53. Old Salt..........................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 54. Raving............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 55. Suzieflame........................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 56. Taylor............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 57. The Daring Dufas..................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 58. The One True Roger................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 59. Usenet Rulez......................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 60. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.2%

May an elephant caress you all with his toes.

> 61. WeeSaul...........................................: 1 0.1 0.2%

<POKE>

> 62. Your..............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 63. allen.............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 64. cathy.............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 65. dionhaloulos......................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 66. eddo..............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 67. headkase..........................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 68. hugo..............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 69. igskymoney........................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 70. jhony5............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 71. jhony5............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 72. jokersarewild.....................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 73. spooge............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 74. virgolds_com rsrsrs...............................: 1 0.1 0.2%
> 75. yenc..............................................: 1 0.1 0.2%

<picks up granade>

<pulls pin>

<throws it>

******KAAAABOOOOOOMMMMM*******

That's it for the deadbeats.