What happened to Cleavon Little?

Re: ****I MISS CLEAVON LITTLE******Re: What happened to CleavonLittle?

On Nov 16, 9:23 pm, Wavy G <impreci...@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
> Don't fight it, Flint Nine...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> >--
> >"Wavy G" <impreci...@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
> >news:k6esj35ldniu5hsmqlnds5f54olpbp55a7@4ax.com...
> >> Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
> >>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:29:40 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com>
> >>>wrote:
>
> >>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:01:03 -0500, in
> >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org>
> >>>>bloviated:
>
> >>>>>In my opinion his oscar winning performance in Blazing Saddles put too
> >>>>>much pressure on him to continue at that level of quality. A role like
> >>>>>Bart only comes along once in a lifetime.
>
> >>>>>I'd like to see him make a cameo in the remake of Blazing Saddles, but
> >>>>>I can understand if he's turned his back on Hollywood.
>
> >>>>>No one else could deliver a line like:
>
> >>>>>"No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. "
>
> >>>>>With the same kind of wry passion. Cheers, Cleavon, wherever you are!
>
> >>>>>Jade
>
> >>>>Dead in the early 90's
>
> >>>>I loved Temperature's Rising. He and James Whitmore were hilarious.
>
> >>>Beloved Cleavon deserves a tribute message.
>
> >>>God's speed Cleavon - I know where the white women at. I know.
>
> >> Where's the pun? I figure he deserves a "Little" more than that, don't
> >> you? LOL?
>
> >>>Jade
>
> >"Excuse me while I whip this out!!"
>
> Yes, that's a very good quote. Almost as good as the last time I
> overheard some knucklehead recite it in a public place to impress his
> peers. But the question at hand is: Do you have a *pun*?
>
> In case you're the last person on Usenet who is not familiar with this
> now-famous routine, I'll give you a quick lesson.
>
> Here's how it works:
>
> 1) Locate the name of a dead celebrity (usually, this is reserved for
> the recently deceased, but no won said Jade was "playing with a full
> deck," as poker enthusiasts would say to describe somewon who is missing
> a point, or is mentally unsound).
>
> 2) Create a Usenet post with an "all caps" subject line stating "I
> LOVED" and the name of the dead celebrity (generally with the text
> enveloped in asterisks, or "splats," as my colleagues in the glamourous
> "IT" industry say for purposes of jocularity).
>
> 3) Compose the body of the post, making sure to feature a short vignette
> about said celebrity, again, in all caps, and (here's the key) work a
> "pun" based upon the subject's name into the text (a pun is a comical
> play on words).
>
> Here's an example from a famous Usenet poster from years gone by:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tv.real-world/msg/852919f37b865776
>
> Subject: *****I LOVED ANNA NICOLE SMITH****&**7&**
>
> WHEN I THINK ABOUT WHAT MADE THIS BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADY SO MEMORABLE,
> THERE ARE JUST TWO VERY BIG THINGS THAT COME TO MIND: HER HEART, AND HER
> PASSION. FROM HER CAREER AS A PLAYBOY PINUP MODEL, TO WHATEVER IT WAS
> THAT SHE DID AFTER THAT, SHE WARMED THE HEARTS OF MANY WITH HER
> MONROESQUE SEXY, SQUEAKY VOICE AND HER VOLUPTUOUS FIGURE, AND WHEN I
> THINK THAT HER LIFE WAS CUT TRAGICALLY SHORT, I WANNA TAKE OUT MY OLD
> ISSUES OF PLAYBOY, "ANNA" WANNA HANG 'EM UP ON MY CEILING AS A TRIBUTE.
>
> See how it works? Now, we can all enjoy the fun of "roasting" a
> celebrity--albeit posthumously--with a lighthearted gag. I am glad to
> have helped you.
>

*sigh*

Or you could just go to www.deadoraliveinfo.com, and search the
celebrity's name there. Cleavon Little died of cancer in 1992 at the
age of 53.

Mez

 

On Nov 16, 11:01 am, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
> In my opinion his oscar winning performance in Blazing Saddles put too
> much pressure on him to continue at that level of quality. A role like
> Bart only comes along once in a lifetime.
>
> I'd like to see him make a cameo in the remake of Blazing Saddles, but
> I can understand if he's turned his back on Hollywood.
>
> No one else could deliver a line like:
>
> "No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. "
>
> With the same kind of wry passion. Cheers, Cleavon, wherever you are!
>
> Jade

He is exuent, having died of cancer a number of years ago..

 

Re: ****I MISS CLEAVON LITTLE******Re: What happened to Cleavon Little?

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:43:02 -0500, Wavy G
<imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:

>Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:29:40 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:01:03 -0500, in
>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>>bloviated:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>In my opinion his oscar winning performance in Blazing Saddles put too
>>>>much pressure on him to continue at that level of quality. A role like
>>>>Bart only comes along once in a lifetime.
>>>>
>>>>I'd like to see him make a cameo in the remake of Blazing Saddles, but
>>>>I can understand if he's turned his back on Hollywood.
>>>>
>>>>No one else could deliver a line like:
>>>>
>>>>"No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. "
>>>>
>>>>With the same kind of wry passion. Cheers, Cleavon, wherever you are!
>>>>
>>>>Jade
>>>
>>>Dead in the early 90's
>>>
>>>I loved Temperature's Rising. He and James Whitmore were hilarious.
>>
>>Beloved Cleavon deserves a tribute message.
>>
>>God's speed Cleavon - I know where the white women at. I know.
>
>Where's the pun? I figure he deserves a "Little" more than that, don't
>you? LOL?


I was serious about this tribute, Mr. G. This was not some cheap
attempt to steal old schtick from another poster.

Quite frankly I'm a little offended that you wished to tawdry my
tribute with your bit of ornery word play.

Jade

 

Re: ****I MISS CLEAVON LITTLE******Re: What happened to Cleavon Little?

On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 14:54:55 -0800 (PST), Messalina
<destruction.eva@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Nov 16, 9:23 pm, Wavy G <impreci...@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>> Don't fight it, Flint Nine...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> >--
>> >"Wavy G" <impreci...@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
>> >news:k6esj35ldniu5hsmqlnds5f54olpbp55a7@4ax.com...
>> >> Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>> >>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:29:40 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com>
>> >>>wrote:
>>
>> >>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:01:03 -0500, in
>> >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org>
>> >>>>bloviated:
>>
>> >>>>>In my opinion his oscar winning performance in Blazing Saddles put too
>> >>>>>much pressure on him to continue at that level of quality. A role like
>> >>>>>Bart only comes along once in a lifetime.
>>
>> >>>>>I'd like to see him make a cameo in the remake of Blazing Saddles, but
>> >>>>>I can understand if he's turned his back on Hollywood.
>>
>> >>>>>No one else could deliver a line like:
>>
>> >>>>>"No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. "
>>
>> >>>>>With the same kind of wry passion. Cheers, Cleavon, wherever you are!
>>
>> >>>>>Jade
>>
>> >>>>Dead in the early 90's
>>
>> >>>>I loved Temperature's Rising. He and James Whitmore were hilarious.
>>
>> >>>Beloved Cleavon deserves a tribute message.
>>
>> >>>God's speed Cleavon - I know where the white women at. I know.
>>
>> >> Where's the pun? I figure he deserves a "Little" more than that, don't
>> >> you? LOL?
>>
>> >>>Jade
>>
>> >"Excuse me while I whip this out!!"
>>
>> Yes, that's a very good quote. Almost as good as the last time I
>> overheard some knucklehead recite it in a public place to impress his
>> peers. But the question at hand is: Do you have a *pun*?
>>
>> In case you're the last person on Usenet who is not familiar with this
>> now-famous routine, I'll give you a quick lesson.
>>
>> Here's how it works:
>>
>> 1) Locate the name of a dead celebrity (usually, this is reserved for
>> the recently deceased, but no won said Jade was "playing with a full
>> deck," as poker enthusiasts would say to describe somewon who is missing
>> a point, or is mentally unsound).
>>
>> 2) Create a Usenet post with an "all caps" subject line stating "I
>> LOVED" and the name of the dead celebrity (generally with the text
>> enveloped in asterisks, or "splats," as my colleagues in the glamourous
>> "IT" industry say for purposes of jocularity).
>>
>> 3) Compose the body of the post, making sure to feature a short vignette
>> about said celebrity, again, in all caps, and (here's the key) work a
>> "pun" based upon the subject's name into the text (a pun is a comical
>> play on words).
>>
>> Here's an example from a famous Usenet poster from years gone by:
>>
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tv.real-world/msg/852919f37b865776
>>
>> Subject: *****I LOVED ANNA NICOLE SMITH****&**7&**
>>
>> WHEN I THINK ABOUT WHAT MADE THIS BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADY SO MEMORABLE,
>> THERE ARE JUST TWO VERY BIG THINGS THAT COME TO MIND: HER HEART, AND HER
>> PASSION. FROM HER CAREER AS A PLAYBOY PINUP MODEL, TO WHATEVER IT WAS
>> THAT SHE DID AFTER THAT, SHE WARMED THE HEARTS OF MANY WITH HER
>> MONROESQUE SEXY, SQUEAKY VOICE AND HER VOLUPTUOUS FIGURE, AND WHEN I
>> THINK THAT HER LIFE WAS CUT TRAGICALLY SHORT, I WANNA TAKE OUT MY OLD
>> ISSUES OF PLAYBOY, "ANNA" WANNA HANG 'EM UP ON MY CEILING AS A TRIBUTE.
>>
>> See how it works? Now, we can all enjoy the fun of "roasting" a
>> celebrity--albeit posthumously--with a lighthearted gag. I am glad to
>> have helped you.
>>
>
>*sigh*
>
>Or you could just go to www.deadoraliveinfo.com, and search the
>celebrity's name there. Cleavon Little died of cancer in 1992 at the
>age of 53.
>
>Mez

What are this Web site's sources?

Jade

 

Re: ****I PISS CLEAVON LITTLE******Re: What happened to Cleavon Little?

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 22:51:20 -0600, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
<raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:43:02 -0500, Wavy G
><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>
>>Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:29:40 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:01:03 -0500, in
>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>>>bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>In my opinion his oscar winning performance in Blazing Saddles put too
>>>>>much pressure on him to continue at that level of quality. A role like
>>>>>Bart only comes along once in a lifetime.
>>>>>
>>>>>I'd like to see him make a cameo in the remake of Blazing Saddles, but
>>>>>I can understand if he's turned his back on Hollywood.
>>>>>
>>>>>No one else could deliver a line like:
>>>>>
>>>>>"No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. "
>>>>>
>>>>>With the same kind of wry passion. Cheers, Cleavon, wherever you are!
>>>>>
>>>>>Jade
>>>>
>>>>Dead in the early 90's
>>>>
>>>>I loved Temperature's Rising. He and James Whitmore were hilarious.
>>>
>>>Beloved Cleavon deserves a tribute message.
>>>
>>>God's speed Cleavon - I know where the white women at. I know.
>>
>>Where's the pun? I figure he deserves a "Little" more than that, don't
>>you? LOL?
>
>Cleavon on a jet plane?
>

Cleavon sells cartoon balloons in town.


Jade

 

Re: ****I PISS CLEAVON LITTLE******Re: What happened to Cleavon Little?

On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:01:31 -0500, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
wrote:

>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 22:51:20 -0600, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
><raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:43:02 -0500, Wavy G
>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>
>>>Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:29:40 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:01:03 -0500, in
>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>>>>bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>In my opinion his oscar winning performance in Blazing Saddles put too
>>>>>>much pressure on him to continue at that level of quality. A role like
>>>>>>Bart only comes along once in a lifetime.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I'd like to see him make a cameo in the remake of Blazing Saddles, but
>>>>>>I can understand if he's turned his back on Hollywood.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>No one else could deliver a line like:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. "
>>>>>>
>>>>>>With the same kind of wry passion. Cheers, Cleavon, wherever you are!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Jade
>>>>>
>>>>>Dead in the early 90's
>>>>>
>>>>>I loved Temperature's Rising. He and James Whitmore were hilarious.
>>>>
>>>>Beloved Cleavon deserves a tribute message.
>>>>
>>>>God's speed Cleavon - I know where the white women at. I know.
>>>
>>>Where's the pun? I figure he deserves a "Little" more than that, don't
>>>you? LOL?
>>
>>Cleavon on a jet plane?
>
>Cleavon sells cartoon balloons in town.

Cleavon Las Vegas.

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Re: ****I MISS CLEAVON LITTLE******Re: What happened to Cleavon Little?

On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 09:59:46 -0500, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
wrote:

>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:43:02 -0500, Wavy G
><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>
>>Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:29:40 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:01:03 -0500, in
>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>>>bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>In my opinion his oscar winning performance in Blazing Saddles put too
>>>>>much pressure on him to continue at that level of quality. A role like
>>>>>Bart only comes along once in a lifetime.
>>>>>
>>>>>I'd like to see him make a cameo in the remake of Blazing Saddles, but
>>>>>I can understand if he's turned his back on Hollywood.
>>>>>
>>>>>No one else could deliver a line like:
>>>>>
>>>>>"No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. "
>>>>>
>>>>>With the same kind of wry passion. Cheers, Cleavon, wherever you are!
>>>>>
>>>>>Jade
>>>>
>>>>Dead in the early 90's
>>>>
>>>>I loved Temperature's Rising. He and James Whitmore were hilarious.
>>>
>>>Beloved Cleavon deserves a tribute message.
>>>
>>>God's speed Cleavon - I know where the white women at. I know.
>>
>>Where's the pun? I figure he deserves a "Little" more than that, don't
>>you? LOL?
>
>
>I was serious about this tribute, Mr. G. This was not some cheap
>attempt to steal old schtick from another poster.
>
>Quite frankly I'm a little offended that you wished to tawdry my
>tribute with your bit of ornery word play.

how do you feel about blatant attempts at sexual overature?

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature might or might not be for mimus.
but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
more mysteries on the other side than one can count
on this plane.

 

Re: ****I MISS CLEAVON LITTLE******Re: What happened to Cleavon Little?

On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:00:26 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
wrote:

>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 09:59:46 -0500, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:43:02 -0500, Wavy G
>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>
>>>Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:29:40 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:01:03 -0500, in
>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>>>>bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>In my opinion his oscar winning performance in Blazing Saddles put too
>>>>>>much pressure on him to continue at that level of quality. A role like
>>>>>>Bart only comes along once in a lifetime.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I'd like to see him make a cameo in the remake of Blazing Saddles, but
>>>>>>I can understand if he's turned his back on Hollywood.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>No one else could deliver a line like:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. "
>>>>>>
>>>>>>With the same kind of wry passion. Cheers, Cleavon, wherever you are!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Jade
>>>>>
>>>>>Dead in the early 90's
>>>>>
>>>>>I loved Temperature's Rising. He and James Whitmore were hilarious.
>>>>
>>>>Beloved Cleavon deserves a tribute message.
>>>>
>>>>God's speed Cleavon - I know where the white women at. I know.
>>>
>>>Where's the pun? I figure he deserves a "Little" more than that, don't
>>>you? LOL?
>>
>>
>>I was serious about this tribute, Mr. G. This was not some cheap
>>attempt to steal old schtick from another poster.
>>
>>Quite frankly I'm a little offended that you wished to tawdry my
>>tribute with your bit of ornery word play.
>
>how do you feel about blatant attempts at sexual overature?

Are they funny?

Jade

 

Re: ****I PISS CLEAVON LITTLE******Re: What happened to Cleavon Little?

On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 14:58:37 -0600, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
<raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:01:31 -0500, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 22:51:20 -0600, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>><raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:43:02 -0500, Wavy G
>>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>
>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:29:40 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:01:03 -0500, in
>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>>>>>bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>In my opinion his oscar winning performance in Blazing Saddles put too
>>>>>>>much pressure on him to continue at that level of quality. A role like
>>>>>>>Bart only comes along once in a lifetime.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I'd like to see him make a cameo in the remake of Blazing Saddles, but
>>>>>>>I can understand if he's turned his back on Hollywood.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>No one else could deliver a line like:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. "
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>With the same kind of wry passion. Cheers, Cleavon, wherever you are!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Jade
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Dead in the early 90's
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I loved Temperature's Rising. He and James Whitmore were hilarious.
>>>>>
>>>>>Beloved Cleavon deserves a tribute message.
>>>>>
>>>>>God's speed Cleavon - I know where the white women at. I know.
>>>>
>>>>Where's the pun? I figure he deserves a "Little" more than that, don't
>>>>you? LOL?
>>>
>>>Cleavon on a jet plane?
>>
>>Cleavon sells cartoon balloons in town.
>
>Cleavon Las Vegas.
>

Cleavon the days are brighter, since I found you.

Jade

 

Re: ****I PISS CLEAVON LITTLE******Re: What happened to Cleavon Little?

On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:20:27 -0500, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
wrote:

>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 14:58:37 -0600, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
><raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:01:31 -0500, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 22:51:20 -0600, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>><raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:43:02 -0500, Wavy G
>>>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:29:40 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:01:03 -0500, in
>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>>>>>>bloviated:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>In my opinion his oscar winning performance in Blazing Saddles put too
>>>>>>>>much pressure on him to continue at that level of quality. A role like
>>>>>>>>Bart only comes along once in a lifetime.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I'd like to see him make a cameo in the remake of Blazing Saddles, but
>>>>>>>>I can understand if he's turned his back on Hollywood.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>No one else could deliver a line like:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. "
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>With the same kind of wry passion. Cheers, Cleavon, wherever you are!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Jade
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Dead in the early 90's
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I loved Temperature's Rising. He and James Whitmore were hilarious.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Beloved Cleavon deserves a tribute message.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>God's speed Cleavon - I know where the white women at. I know.
>>>>>
>>>>>Where's the pun? I figure he deserves a "Little" more than that, don't
>>>>>you? LOL?
>>>>
>>>>Cleavon on a jet plane?
>>>
>>>Cleavon sells cartoon balloons in town.
>>
>>Cleavon Las Vegas.
>
>Cleavon the days are brighter, since I found you.

And she's buyyyyyying a stairway to Cleavon.

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Re: ****I MISS CLEAVON LITTLE******Re: What happened to Cleavon Little?

Don't fight it, Messalina...Just lie down and try to relax:

>On Nov 16, 9:23 pm, Wavy G <impreci...@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>> Don't fight it, Flint Nine...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> >--
>> >"Wavy G" <impreci...@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message
>> >news:k6esj35ldniu5hsmqlnds5f54olpbp55a7@4ax.com...
>> >> Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>> >>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:29:40 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com>
>> >>>wrote:
>>
>> >>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:01:03 -0500, in
>> >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org>
>> >>>>bloviated:
>>
>> >>>>>In my opinion his oscar winning performance in Blazing Saddles put too
>> >>>>>much pressure on him to continue at that level of quality. A role like
>> >>>>>Bart only comes along once in a lifetime.
>>
>> >>>>>I'd like to see him make a cameo in the remake of Blazing Saddles, but
>> >>>>>I can understand if he's turned his back on Hollywood.
>>
>> >>>>>No one else could deliver a line like:
>>
>> >>>>>"No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. "
>>
>> >>>>>With the same kind of wry passion. Cheers, Cleavon, wherever you are!
>>
>> >>>>>Jade
>>
>> >>>>Dead in the early 90's
>>
>> >>>>I loved Temperature's Rising. He and James Whitmore were hilarious.
>>
>> >>>Beloved Cleavon deserves a tribute message.
>>
>> >>>God's speed Cleavon - I know where the white women at. I know.
>>
>> >> Where's the pun? I figure he deserves a "Little" more than that, don't
>> >> you? LOL?
>>
>> >>>Jade
>>
>> >"Excuse me while I whip this out!!"
>>
>> Yes, that's a very good quote. Almost as good as the last time I
>> overheard some knucklehead recite it in a public place to impress his
>> peers. But the question at hand is: Do you have a *pun*?
>>
>> In case you're the last person on Usenet who is not familiar with this
>> now-famous routine, I'll give you a quick lesson.
>>
>> Here's how it works:
>>
>> 1) Locate the name of a dead celebrity (usually, this is reserved for
>> the recently deceased, but no won said Jade was "playing with a full
>> deck," as poker enthusiasts would say to describe somewon who is missing
>> a point, or is mentally unsound).
>>
>> 2) Create a Usenet post with an "all caps" subject line stating "I
>> LOVED" and the name of the dead celebrity (generally with the text
>> enveloped in asterisks, or "splats," as my colleagues in the glamourous
>> "IT" industry say for purposes of jocularity).
>>
>> 3) Compose the body of the post, making sure to feature a short vignette
>> about said celebrity, again, in all caps, and (here's the key) work a
>> "pun" based upon the subject's name into the text (a pun is a comical
>> play on words).
>>
>> Here's an example from a famous Usenet poster from years gone by:
>>
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tv.real-world/msg/852919f37b865776
>>
>> Subject: *****I LOVED ANNA NICOLE SMITH****&**7&**
>>
>> WHEN I THINK ABOUT WHAT MADE THIS BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADY SO MEMORABLE,
>> THERE ARE JUST TWO VERY BIG THINGS THAT COME TO MIND: HER HEART, AND HER
>> PASSION. FROM HER CAREER AS A PLAYBOY PINUP MODEL, TO WHATEVER IT WAS
>> THAT SHE DID AFTER THAT, SHE WARMED THE HEARTS OF MANY WITH HER
>> MONROESQUE SEXY, SQUEAKY VOICE AND HER VOLUPTUOUS FIGURE, AND WHEN I
>> THINK THAT HER LIFE WAS CUT TRAGICALLY SHORT, I WANNA TAKE OUT MY OLD
>> ISSUES OF PLAYBOY, "ANNA" WANNA HANG 'EM UP ON MY CEILING AS A TRIBUTE.
>>
>> See how it works? Now, we can all enjoy the fun of "roasting" a
>> celebrity--albeit posthumously--with a lighthearted gag. I am glad to
>> have helped you.
>>
>
>*sigh*
>
>Or you could just go to www.deadoraliveinfo.com, and search the
>celebrity's name there. Cleavon Little died of cancer in 1992 at the
>age of 53.

*sigh*

Or you could just respond to the right message in the thread, instead of
the last won. Damb newbies.

 

Re: ****I MISS CLEAVON LITTLE******Re: What happened to Cleavon Little?

Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:

>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:43:02 -0500, Wavy G
><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>
>>Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:29:40 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:01:03 -0500, in
>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>>>bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>In my opinion his oscar winning performance in Blazing Saddles put too
>>>>>much pressure on him to continue at that level of quality. A role like
>>>>>Bart only comes along once in a lifetime.
>>>>>
>>>>>I'd like to see him make a cameo in the remake of Blazing Saddles, but
>>>>>I can understand if he's turned his back on Hollywood.
>>>>>
>>>>>No one else could deliver a line like:
>>>>>
>>>>>"No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. "
>>>>>
>>>>>With the same kind of wry passion. Cheers, Cleavon, wherever you are!
>>>>>
>>>>>Jade
>>>>
>>>>Dead in the early 90's
>>>>
>>>>I loved Temperature's Rising. He and James Whitmore were hilarious.
>>>
>>>Beloved Cleavon deserves a tribute message.
>>>
>>>God's speed Cleavon - I know where the white women at. I know.
>>
>>Where's the pun? I figure he deserves a "Little" more than that, don't
>>you? LOL?
>
>
>I was serious about this tribute, Mr. G. This was not some cheap
>attempt to steal old schtick from another poster.

*Ahem*

It isn't ***STEALING*** if that "other" poster was ****ME***8.

I INVENTED THIS SCHTICK BACK IN THE HAY-DAY OF '01.

You, Jade, now owe me won (1) apology and I will be here, patiently
refreshing my screen until I get it.


>
>Quite frankly I'm a little offended that you wished to tawdry my
>tribute with your bit of ornery word play.
>
>Jade
>

 

Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax:

>
>"explorer" <Nona@ubidnis.com> wrote in message
>news:e5ydnaVZZsnLwKPanZ2dnUVZ_jednZ2d@centurytel.net...
>> x-no-archive: yes
>> "Forge" <forge@killallspammers.youneedageek.com> wrote in message
>> news:MPG.21a81a82cfb067af989687@newsgroups.comcast.net...
>>> In article <473e0ed4$0$31189$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-
>>> 01.iinet.net.au>, dkearton///////@ozemail.com.au says...
>>>> He died of colon cancer in '92, aged 53.
>>>
>>> Oh! I thought it was a heart attack.
>>>
>>> D'oh...
>>>
>>
>> And he was on a bad FOX sitcom at the time with, I believe, Nancy Walker,
>> as his cranky mother in law - and she also died before the series was
>> finally allowed to die.
>>
>
>Are you talking about *True Colors*??

Yes, I found that remark befuddling too, Shirley. I remember watching
this show and giggling like a child (well, in my defense, I *was* a
child), but I have no memory of Cleavon Little ever being in it.
However, "IMDB" begs to differ with me:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098933/fullcredits. He is listed as a
castmember for "unknown" episodes, and interestingly, he is credited as
playing the same character as another actor, Frankie Faison (and an IMDB
search on HIM proves him to be the won I remember: the landlord from
"Coming to America," hee!). So, it would seem that Cleavon Little may
have been a castmember, but perhaps only for a "pilot," or the first few
episodes, until he was replaced with the actor who would portray the
character for the duration of the series.

 

Re: ****I PISS CLEAVON LITTLE******Re: What happened to Cleavon Little?

Don't fight it, J. Raoul Xemblinosky...Just lie down and try to relax:

>On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:20:27 -0500, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 14:58:37 -0600, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>><raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:01:31 -0500, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 22:51:20 -0600, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>><raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:43:02 -0500, Wavy G
>>>>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:29:40 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:01:03 -0500, in
>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>>>>>>>bloviated:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>In my opinion his oscar winning performance in Blazing Saddles put too
>>>>>>>>>much pressure on him to continue at that level of quality. A role like
>>>>>>>>>Bart only comes along once in a lifetime.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I'd like to see him make a cameo in the remake of Blazing Saddles, but
>>>>>>>>>I can understand if he's turned his back on Hollywood.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>No one else could deliver a line like:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. "
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>With the same kind of wry passion. Cheers, Cleavon, wherever you are!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Jade
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Dead in the early 90's
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I loved Temperature's Rising. He and James Whitmore were hilarious.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Beloved Cleavon deserves a tribute message.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>God's speed Cleavon - I know where the white women at. I know.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Where's the pun? I figure he deserves a "Little" more than that, don't
>>>>>>you? LOL?
>>>>>
>>>>>Cleavon on a jet plane?
>>>>
>>>>Cleavon sells cartoon balloons in town.
>>>
>>>Cleavon Las Vegas.
>>
>>Cleavon the days are brighter, since I found you.
>
>And she's buyyyyyying a stairway to Cleavon.

Cleavon the water (fire in the sky).

 

Re: ****I PISS CLEAVON LITTLE******Re: What happened to Cleavon Little?

On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 14:53:49 -0500, Wavy G
<imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:

>Don't fight it, J. Raoul Xemblinosky...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
>>On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:20:27 -0500, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 14:58:37 -0600, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>><raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:01:31 -0500, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 22:51:20 -0600, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>>><raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:43:02 -0500, Wavy G
>>>>>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:29:40 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:01:03 -0500, in
>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>>>>>>>>bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>In my opinion his oscar winning performance in Blazing Saddles put too
>>>>>>>>>>much pressure on him to continue at that level of quality. A role like
>>>>>>>>>>Bart only comes along once in a lifetime.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I'd like to see him make a cameo in the remake of Blazing Saddles, but
>>>>>>>>>>I can understand if he's turned his back on Hollywood.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>No one else could deliver a line like:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. "
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>With the same kind of wry passion. Cheers, Cleavon, wherever you are!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Jade
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Dead in the early 90's
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I loved Temperature's Rising. He and James Whitmore were hilarious.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Beloved Cleavon deserves a tribute message.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>God's speed Cleavon - I know where the white women at. I know.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Where's the pun? I figure he deserves a "Little" more than that, don't
>>>>>>>you? LOL?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Cleavon on a jet plane?
>>>>>
>>>>>Cleavon sells cartoon balloons in town.
>>>>
>>>>Cleavon Las Vegas.
>>>
>>>Cleavon the days are brighter, since I found you.
>>
>>And she's buyyyyyying a stairway to Cleavon.
>
>Cleavon the water (fire in the sky).

Cleavon me, when you're not strong.


Jade

 

Re: ****I PISS CLEAVON LITTLE******Re: What happened to Cleavon Little?

On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 15:05:11 -0500, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
wrote:

>On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 14:53:49 -0500, Wavy G
><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>
>>Don't fight it, J. Raoul Xemblinosky...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>
>>>On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:20:27 -0500, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 14:58:37 -0600, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>><raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:01:31 -0500, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 22:51:20 -0600, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>>>><raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:43:02 -0500, Wavy G
>>>>>>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:29:40 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:01:03 -0500, in
>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>>>>>>>>>bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>In my opinion his oscar winning performance in Blazing Saddles put too
>>>>>>>>>>>much pressure on him to continue at that level of quality. A role like
>>>>>>>>>>>Bart only comes along once in a lifetime.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I'd like to see him make a cameo in the remake of Blazing Saddles, but
>>>>>>>>>>>I can understand if he's turned his back on Hollywood.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>No one else could deliver a line like:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>"No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. "
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>With the same kind of wry passion. Cheers, Cleavon, wherever you are!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Jade
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Dead in the early 90's
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I loved Temperature's Rising. He and James Whitmore were hilarious.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Beloved Cleavon deserves a tribute message.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>God's speed Cleavon - I know where the white women at. I know.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Where's the pun? I figure he deserves a "Little" more than that, don't
>>>>>>>>you? LOL?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Cleavon on a jet plane?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Cleavon sells cartoon balloons in town.
>>>>>
>>>>>Cleavon Las Vegas.
>>>>
>>>>Cleavon the days are brighter, since I found you.
>>>
>>>And she's buyyyyyying a stairway to Cleavon.
>>
>>Cleavon the water (fire in the sky).
>
>Cleavon me, when you're not strong.

Cleavon. Directly to forehead. Cleavon. Directly to forehead.

---
"This jerk's to stupid to realize he's sending posts to a killfile."

alt.horror's own John W. Donaldson in
CPSdndzIucYVmKTanZ2dnUVZ_oKhnZ2d@rcn.net

 

Re: ****I MISS CLEAVON LITTLE******Re: What happened to Cleavon Little?

On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:19:06 -0500, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
wrote:

>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:00:26 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 09:59:46 -0500, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:43:02 -0500, Wavy G
>>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>
>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:29:40 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:01:03 -0500, in
>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>>>>>bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>In my opinion his oscar winning performance in Blazing Saddles put too
>>>>>>>much pressure on him to continue at that level of quality. A role like
>>>>>>>Bart only comes along once in a lifetime.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I'd like to see him make a cameo in the remake of Blazing Saddles, but
>>>>>>>I can understand if he's turned his back on Hollywood.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>No one else could deliver a line like:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. "
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>With the same kind of wry passion. Cheers, Cleavon, wherever you are!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Jade
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Dead in the early 90's
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I loved Temperature's Rising. He and James Whitmore were hilarious.
>>>>>
>>>>>Beloved Cleavon deserves a tribute message.
>>>>>
>>>>>God's speed Cleavon - I know where the white women at. I know.
>>>>
>>>>Where's the pun? I figure he deserves a "Little" more than that, don't
>>>>you? LOL?
>>>
>>>
>>>I was serious about this tribute, Mr. G. This was not some cheap
>>>attempt to steal old schtick from another poster.
>>>
>>>Quite frankly I'm a little offended that you wished to tawdry my
>>>tribute with your bit of ornery word play.
>>
>>how do you feel about blatant attempts at sexual overature?
>
>Are they funny?

could be, yes.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature might or might not be for mimus.
but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
more mysteries on the other side than one can count
on this plane.

 

Re: ****I MISS CLEAVON LITTLE******Re: What happened to Cleavon Little?

On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:29:28 -0500, Wavy G
<imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:

>Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:43:02 -0500, Wavy G
>><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote:
>>
>>>Don't fight it, Daedalus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:29:40 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:01:03 -0500, in
>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>>>>bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>In my opinion his oscar winning performance in Blazing Saddles put too
>>>>>>much pressure on him to continue at that level of quality. A role like
>>>>>>Bart only comes along once in a lifetime.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I'd like to see him make a cameo in the remake of Blazing Saddles, but
>>>>>>I can understand if he's turned his back on Hollywood.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>No one else could deliver a line like:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. "
>>>>>>
>>>>>>With the same kind of wry passion. Cheers, Cleavon, wherever you are!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Jade
>>>>>
>>>>>Dead in the early 90's
>>>>>
>>>>>I loved Temperature's Rising. He and James Whitmore were hilarious.
>>>>
>>>>Beloved Cleavon deserves a tribute message.
>>>>
>>>>God's speed Cleavon - I know where the white women at. I know.
>>>
>>>Where's the pun? I figure he deserves a "Little" more than that, don't
>>>you? LOL?
>>
>>
>>I was serious about this tribute, Mr. G. This was not some cheap
>>attempt to steal old schtick from another poster.
>
>*Ahem*
>
>It isn't ***STEALING*** if that "other" poster was ****ME***8.
>
>I INVENTED THIS SCHTICK BACK IN THE HAY-DAY OF '01.

I WAS NOT STEALING YOUR SCHTICK!

>
>You, Jade, now owe me won (1) apology and I will be here, patiently
>refreshing my screen until I get it.
>

sorry, Wavy.

Jade