which flonkers live within striking distance of seattle?

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by dave hillstrom, Oct 16, 2007.

  1. as i will be in seattle-ish sometime for two or three weeks sometime
    between mid december and late january to take care of my sister during
    a medical procedure.

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    this signature might or might not be for mimus.
    but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

    and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
    farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
    more mysteries on the other side than one can count
    on this plane.
     
  2. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:32:16 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

    > as i will be in seattle-ish sometime for two or three weeks sometime
    > between mid december and late january to take care of my sister during
    > a medical procedure.


    Jelliebun and Balloo (remember them) were right across the border in or
    near Vancouver, weren't they?

    Or <vague recollection> were you the one on Jellibun's permanent Fecal
    Roster?

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    You want a job and a lizard to ride?

    < _The Einstein Intersection_
     
  3. On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 20:37:23 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:32:16 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
    >
    >> as i will be in seattle-ish sometime for two or three weeks sometime
    >> between mid december and late january to take care of my sister during
    >> a medical procedure.

    >
    >Jelliebun and Balloo (remember them) were right across the border in or
    >near Vancouver, weren't they?
    >
    >Or <vague recollection> were you the one on Jellibun's permanent Fecal
    >Roster?


    yes. she went batshit due too over active motherly hormones.

    what about spooge?

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    this signature might or might not be for mimus.
    but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

    and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
    farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
    more mysteries on the other side than one can count
    on this plane.
     
  4. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:53:29 -0400, in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    got double secret probation for writing:

    >On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 20:37:23 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:32:16 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
    >>
    >>> as i will be in seattle-ish sometime for two or three weeks sometime
    >>> between mid december and late january to take care of my sister during
    >>> a medical procedure.

    >>
    >>Jelliebun and Balloo (remember them) were right across the border in or
    >>near Vancouver, weren't they?
    >>
    >>Or <vague recollection> were you the one on Jellibun's permanent Fecal
    >>Roster?

    >
    >yes. she went batshit due too over active motherly hormones.
    >
    >what about spooge?


    What about him?

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  5. Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called dave
    hillstrom stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

    : as i will be in seattle-ish sometime for two or three weeks sometime
    : between mid december and late january to take care of my sister during
    : a medical procedure.

    chris caputo

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  6. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:01:02 +0100, Steve Leyland wrote:

    > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called dave
    > hillstrom stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >
    > : as i will be in seattle-ish sometime for two or three weeks sometime
    > : between mid december and late january to take care of my sister during
    > : a medical procedure.
    >
    > chris caputo


    Cool, nursing and stalking combined.

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    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    You want a job and a lizard to ride?

    < _The Einstein Intersection_
     
  7. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

    "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
    news:1diah3l00as3obtcpns2l1pltfn551jcso@4ax.com...
    > as i will be in seattle-ish sometime for two or three weeks sometime
    > between mid december and late january to take care of my sister during
    > a medical procedure.


    Whatever you do, stay away from this area?

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,302068,00.html

    >
    > --
    > dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
    >
    > this signature might or might not be for mimus.
    > but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.
    >
    > and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
    > farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
    > more mysteries on the other side than one can count
    > on this plane.
     
  8. "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
    news:1diah3l00as3obtcpns2l1pltfn551jcso@4ax.com...
    > as i will be in seattle-ish sometime for two or three weeks sometime
    > between mid december and late january to take care of my sister during
    > a medical procedure.


    Sorry your sister isn't well. Howsomever, Ojai is only about a 10 hour drive
    from Seattle (hinthint). BTW, I used to live in that area.

    Smee
    >
    > --
    > dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
    >
    > this signature might or might not be for mimus.
    > but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.
    >
    > and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
    > farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
    > more mysteries on the other side than one can count
    > on this plane.
     
  9. On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:01:02 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
    <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:

    >Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called dave
    >hillstrom stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >
    >: as i will be in seattle-ish sometime for two or three weeks sometime
    >: between mid december and late january to take care of my sister during
    >: a medical procedure.
    >
    >chris caputo


    BWAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAAAHAAHAAAAAAAA<cough>

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    this signature might or might not be for mimus.
    but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

    and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
    farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
    more mysteries on the other side than one can count
    on this plane.
     
  10. On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:52:41 -0400, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
    wrote:

    >
    >"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
    >news:1diah3l00as3obtcpns2l1pltfn551jcso@4ax.com...
    >> as i will be in seattle-ish sometime for two or three weeks sometime
    >> between mid december and late january to take care of my sister during
    >> a medical procedure.

    >
    >Whatever you do, stay away from this area?
    >
    >http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,302068,00.html


    check.


    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    this signature might or might not be for mimus.
    but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

    and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
    farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
    more mysteries on the other side than one can count
    on this plane.
     
  11. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 00:08:44 -0700, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
    bloviated:

    >
    >"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
    >news:1diah3l00as3obtcpns2l1pltfn551jcso@4ax.com...
    >> as i will be in seattle-ish sometime for two or three weeks sometime
    >> between mid december and late january to take care of my sister during
    >> a medical procedure.

    >
    >Sorry your sister isn't well. Howsomever, Ojai is only about a 10 hour drive
    >from Seattle (hinthint). BTW, I used to live in that area.
    >
    >Smee
    >>
    >> --
    >> dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
    >>
    >> this signature might or might not be for mimus.
    >> but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.
    >>
    >> and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
    >> farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
    >> more mysteries on the other side than one can count
    >> on this plane.

    >


    Err, teh bay area is a 12 hour drive and joo is a lot south of there.
     
  12. "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    news:a8neh35gq1v5qj8gqgvlpbkgmjo7tkjjpc@4ax.com...
    > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 00:08:44 -0700, in
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
    > bloviated:
    >
    > >
    > >"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
    > >news:1diah3l00as3obtcpns2l1pltfn551jcso@4ax.com...
    > >> as i will be in seattle-ish sometime for two or three weeks sometime
    > >> between mid december and late january to take care of my sister during
    > >> a medical procedure.

    > >
    > >Sorry your sister isn't well. Howsomever, Ojai is only about a 10 hour

    drive
    > >from Seattle (hinthint). BTW, I used to live in that area.
    > >
    > >Smee
    > >>
    > >> --
    > >> dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
    > >>
    > >> this signature might or might not be for mimus.
    > >> but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.
    > >>
    > >> and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
    > >> farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
    > >> more mysteries on the other side than one can count
    > >> on this plane.

    > >

    >
    > Err, teh bay area is a 12 hour drive and joo is a lot south of there.


    Ok, so I'm a little off in my estimate; at least it's on the same side of
    the country.

    Smee

    >
     
  13. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 08:14:54 +0000, pscissons wrote:

    > "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    > news:a8neh35gq1v5qj8gqgvlpbkgmjo7tkjjpc@4ax.com...
    >
    >> On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 00:08:44 -0700, in
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
    >> bloviated:
    >>
    >> >"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
    >> >news:1diah3l00as3obtcpns2l1pltfn551jcso@4ax.com...
    >> >
    >> >> as i will be in seattle-ish sometime for two or three weeks sometime
    >> >> between mid december and late january to take care of my sister
    >> >> during a medical procedure.
    >> >
    >> >Sorry your sister isn't well. Howsomever, Ojai is only about a 10 hour

    > drive
    >> >from Seattle (hinthint). BTW, I used to live in that area.
    >> >
    >> >Smee

    >>
    >> Err, teh bay area is a 12 hour drive and joo is a lot south of there.

    >
    > Ok, so I'm a little off in my estimate; at least it's on the same side
    > of the country.
    >
    > Smee


    A little closer to those goddam Santa Ana winds, though, right?

    I think if I lived anywhere near there I'd have a nice boat, loaded with
    MREs and on a steerable trailer, ready to roll down the hill and into the
    sea . . . .

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    You want a job and a lizard to ride?

    < _The Einstein Intersection_
     
  14. mixed nuts

    mixed nuts Guest

    mimus wrote:
    > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 08:14:54 +0000, pscissons wrote:
    >
    >>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>news:a8neh35gq1v5qj8gqgvlpbkgmjo7tkjjpc@4ax.com...
    >>
    >>>On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 00:08:44 -0700, in
    >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
    >>>bloviated:
    >>>
    >>>>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
    >>>>news:1diah3l00as3obtcpns2l1pltfn551jcso@4ax.com...
    >>>>
    >>>>>as i will be in seattle-ish sometime for two or three weeks sometime
    >>>>>between mid december and late january to take care of my sister
    >>>>>during a medical procedure.
    >>>>
    >>>>Sorry your sister isn't well. Howsomever, Ojai is only about a 10 hour

    >>
    >>drive
    >>
    >>>>from Seattle (hinthint). BTW, I used to live in that area.
    >>>
    >>>>Smee
    >>>
    >>>Err, teh bay area is a 12 hour drive and joo is a lot south of there.

    >>
    >>Ok, so I'm a little off in my estimate; at least it's on the same side
    >>of the country.
    >>
    >>Smee

    >
    > A little closer to those goddam Santa Ana winds, though, right?
    >
    > I think if I lived anywhere near there I'd have a nice boat, loaded with
    > MREs and on a steerable trailer, ready to roll down the hill and into the
    > sea . . . .
    >

    She's right right in the middle of the wind tunnel - Ventura county.
    Fires near Piru today, east of Ojai. Depends on which topographic
    wrinkle the winds decide to blow the fire down as to actual risk.
    Wasn't the Smee packed, ready and nearly freaked last fall?

    --
    nuts
     
  15. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 21:34:30 -0400, mixed nuts wrote:

    > mimus wrote:
    >
    >> On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 08:14:54 +0000, pscissons wrote:
    >>
    >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>news:a8neh35gq1v5qj8gqgvlpbkgmjo7tkjjpc@4ax.com...
    >>>
    >>>>On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 00:08:44 -0700, in
    >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
    >>>>bloviated:
    >>>>
    >>>>>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
    >>>>>news:1diah3l00as3obtcpns2l1pltfn551jcso@4ax.com...
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>as i will be in seattle-ish sometime for two or three weeks sometime
    >>>>>>between mid december and late january to take care of my sister
    >>>>>>during a medical procedure.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Sorry your sister isn't well. Howsomever, Ojai is only about a 10 hour
    >>>
    >>>drive
    >>>
    >>>>>from Seattle (hinthint). BTW, I used to live in that area.
    >>>>
    >>>>>Smee
    >>>>
    >>>>Err, teh bay area is a 12 hour drive and joo is a lot south of there.
    >>>
    >>>Ok, so I'm a little off in my estimate; at least it's on the same side
    >>>of the country.
    >>>
    >>>Smee

    >>
    >> A little closer to those goddam Santa Ana winds, though, right?
    >>
    >> I think if I lived anywhere near there I'd have a nice boat, loaded with
    >> MREs and on a steerable trailer, ready to roll down the hill and into the
    >> sea . . . .

    >
    > She's right right in the middle of the wind tunnel - Ventura county.
    > Fires near Piru today, east of Ojai. Depends on which topographic
    > wrinkle the winds decide to blow the fire down as to actual risk.
    > Wasn't the Smee packed, ready and nearly freaked last fall?


    She's already been smoked out, is my guess:

    http://www.ojaipost.com/

    Why don't they water the hills ahead of time around there?

    Even desalinating water and running pipes _all_ the way out to Hell to
    artificial springs would probably be cheaper (then the birds and stuff
    spread it around, you know . . . ).

    And a lot less dangerous.

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    You want a job and a lizard to ride?

    < _The Einstein Intersection_
     
  16. Upon the glorious day of our Lord Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:32:16 -0400, the
    embodiment of Angels' wings. dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> shivered
    with passion, looked about, and finally uttered,:

    >as i will be in seattle-ish sometime for two or three weeks sometime
    >between mid december and late january to take care of my sister during
    >a medical procedure.


    Depends on what I get to "strike" with ...

    (and my prayers to you and yer sis)
    --
    mhm27x22
    Reverend Mosnar?

    A beer, a chocolate, and a sneak peek at Jesus.
     
  17. "mixed nuts" <melopsiticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in message
    news:ffguq2$rig$1@aioe.org...
    > mimus wrote:
    > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 08:14:54 +0000, pscissons wrote:
    > >
    > >>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    > >>news:a8neh35gq1v5qj8gqgvlpbkgmjo7tkjjpc@4ax.com...
    > >>
    > >>>On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 00:08:44 -0700, in
    > >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
    > >>>bloviated:
    > >>>
    > >>>>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
    > >>>>news:1diah3l00as3obtcpns2l1pltfn551jcso@4ax.com...
    > >>>>
    > >>>>>as i will be in seattle-ish sometime for two or three weeks sometime
    > >>>>>between mid december and late january to take care of my sister
    > >>>>>during a medical procedure.
    > >>>>
    > >>>>Sorry your sister isn't well. Howsomever, Ojai is only about a 10 hour
    > >>
    > >>drive
    > >>
    > >>>>from Seattle (hinthint). BTW, I used to live in that area.
    > >>>
    > >>>>Smee
    > >>>
    > >>>Err, teh bay area is a 12 hour drive and joo is a lot south of there.
    > >>
    > >>Ok, so I'm a little off in my estimate; at least it's on the same side
    > >>of the country.
    > >>
    > >>Smee

    > >
    > > A little closer to those goddam Santa Ana winds, though, right?
    > >
    > > I think if I lived anywhere near there I'd have a nice boat, loaded with
    > > MREs and on a steerable trailer, ready to roll down the hill and into

    the
    > > sea . . . .
    > >

    > She's right right in the middle of the wind tunnel - Ventura county.
    > Fires near Piru today, east of Ojai. Depends on which topographic
    > wrinkle the winds decide to blow the fire down as to actual risk.
    > Wasn't the Smee packed, ready and nearly freaked last fall?


    Yes she was. Twice. And repeating the performance now.

    Smee

    >
    > --
    > nuts
    >
     

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