Will someone puuuuuhleeeeezzzze..

On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 05:37:15 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
bloviated:

>Aratzio wrote:
>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
>> double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>Shirley wrote:
>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I am bored.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>>>>
>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>>>>
>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>>
>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>>
>>
>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work in a
>> pit, err, challenging environment.
>>
>> Trust me.
>
>Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?

Acct: ou812

 

headkase wrote:
> On Oct 17, 7:36 pm, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> headkase wrote:
>> > On Oct 17, 5:27 pm, "anonym_easynews_poster" <ano...@invalid.com>
>> > wrote:
>> >> "headkase" <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>
>> >>news:1192597585.604144.124370@i13g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> >> > On Oct 17, 11:13 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> >> >> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> got
>> >> >> double secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >> >> >Shirley wrote:
>> >> >> >> "Aratzio" <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>> >> >> >>news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>> >> >> >>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>> >> >> >>> <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >> >> >>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>
>> >> >> >>>>I am bored.
>>
>> >> >> >>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>
>> >> >> >>> Have you tried demon.local
>>
>> >> >> >> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>
>> >> >> >Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>
>> >> >> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work in a
>> >> >> pit, err, challenging environment.
>>
>> >> >> Trust me.
>>
>> >> > sigh....... marketing, advertising, brand names, these are a few of
>> >> > our favourite things.......just ask macdonalds, if you got sumthing
>> >> > that sux you have to let people know how much more beautiful or happy
>> >> > or popular they will be for the low low price of $4.99 and for a
>> >> > limited time we will supersize...
>>
>> >> > this is a little more like it, but i am brainstorming here folks, feel
>> >> > free to jump in and tweak-
>>
>> >> > Is your demon feeling down, not as perky as it used to be, does it sit
>> >> > in the corner staring listlessly at you.........
>>
>> >> > You have demon thats missing its pit, and we have the solution!
>> >> > *CHEESY GRIN*
>>
>> >> > You've just got to join the AAVFFF PIT! We have a huge range of
>> >> > services and memberships for all your special needs.
>> >> > -group classes
>> >> > -personal trainers
>> >> > -lava pool
>> >> > -fire spas
>> >> > -psychic battle boxing
>> >> > -minion training
>> >> > and much much more.
>>
>> >> > And if you call today you will get hmmmmmm ( who can we throw in to
>> >> > the deal, instead of steak knives, what flonker dont we need?)
>>
>> >> > Join for 6 months or more and pseudopsykopilates classes free are
>> >> > added to your membership, these classes are guaranteed to keep you and
>> >> > your demon strong in all the core areas.
>>
>> >> > Dont Miss Out Dial U Today!
>>
>> >> > 666 666 666
>>
>> >> > headkase
>>
>> >> Is that where the pussycat miaowers hang out? Neil Barker, one of our
>> >> retired sig bunnies, and his chum Craig Oldfield once wiped the floor with
>> >> the miaowers during a sig war.
>>
>> > i have no sig, got any other battles on offer?
>>
>> x-poasting is definitel verbotten...
>
> i see it as an unusual way of meeting you new people, how do you see
> it?

marketing

>
>
>
>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> > headkase
>>
>> > Demon.local was tuff in them days.- Hide quoted text -
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Shirley wrote:
> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:4715d243$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>> headkase wrote:
>>> On Oct 17, 5:27 pm, "anonym_easynews_poster" <ano...@invalid.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>> "headkase" <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>
>>>> news:1192597585.604144.124370@i13g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> > On Oct 17, 11:13 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>> >> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> got
>>>> >> double secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>> >> >Shirley wrote:
>>>> >> >> "Aratzio" <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>> >> >>news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>>>> >> >>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>>>> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>> >> >>> <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>> >> >>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>>>
>>>> >> >>>>I am bored.
>>>>
>>>> >> >>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>>>
>>>> >> >>> Have you tried demon.local
>>>>
>>>> >> >> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>>>
>>>> >> >Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>>>
>>>> >> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work in a
>>>> >> pit, err, challenging environment.
>>>>
>>>> >> Trust me.
>>>>
>>>> > sigh....... marketing, advertising, brand names, these are a few of
>>>> > our favourite things.......just ask macdonalds, if you got sumthing
>>>> > that sux you have to let people know how much more beautiful or happy
>>>> > or popular they will be for the low low price of $4.99 and for a
>>>> > limited time we will supersize...
>>>>
>>>> > this is a little more like it, but i am brainstorming here folks, feel
>>>> > free to jump in and tweak-
>>>>
>>>> > Is your demon feeling down, not as perky as it used to be, does it sit
>>>> > in the corner staring listlessly at you.........
>>>>
>>>> > You have demon thats missing its pit, and we have the solution!
>>>> > *CHEESY GRIN*
>>>>
>>>> > You've just got to join the AAVFFF PIT! We have a huge range of
>>>> > services and memberships for all your special needs.
>>>> > -group classes
>>>> > -personal trainers
>>>> > -lava pool
>>>> > -fire spas
>>>> > -psychic battle boxing
>>>> > -minion training
>>>> > and much much more.
>>>>
>>>> > And if you call today you will get hmmmmmm ( who can we throw in to
>>>> > the deal, instead of steak knives, what flonker dont we need?)
>>>>
>>>> > Join for 6 months or more and pseudopsykopilates classes free are
>>>> > added to your membership, these classes are guaranteed to keep you and
>>>> > your demon strong in all the core areas.
>>>>
>>>> > Dont Miss Out Dial U Today!
>>>>
>>>> > 666 666 666
>>>>
>>>> > headkase
>>>>
>>>> Is that where the pussycat miaowers hang out? Neil Barker, one of our
>>>> retired sig bunnies, and his chum Craig Oldfield once wiped the floor
>>>> with
>>>> the miaowers during a sig war.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> i have no sig, got any other battles on offer?
>>
>> x-poasting is definitel verbotten...
>
> Does that mean it is in bad etiquette to cross-post to a stranger group then
> the one your already in?

Not that I know.

>
> I promise not to personally cross-post to your group again, but I cannot
> promise for my co-horts.

"Do what you will.", et al., etc., &c.

>
>>
>>>
>>> headkase
>>>
>>>
>>> Demon.local was tuff in them days.- Hide quoted text -
>>>>
>>>> - Show quoted text -
>>>
>>>
>
>

 

Aratzio wrote:
> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 05:36:40 -0400, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
> bloviated:
>
>>headkase wrote:
>>> On Oct 17, 5:27 pm, "anonym_easynews_poster" <ano...@invalid.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>> "headkase" <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>
>>>> news:1192597585.604144.124370@i13g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> > On Oct 17, 11:13 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>> >> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> got
>>>> >> double secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>> >> >Shirley wrote:
>>>> >> >> "Aratzio" <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>> >> >>news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>>>> >> >>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>>>> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>> >> >>> <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>> >> >>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>>>
>>>> >> >>>>I am bored.
>>>>
>>>> >> >>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>>>
>>>> >> >>> Have you tried demon.local
>>>>
>>>> >> >> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>>>
>>>> >> >Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>>>
>>>> >> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work in a
>>>> >> pit, err, challenging environment.
>>>>
>>>> >> Trust me.
>>>>
>>>> > sigh....... marketing, advertising, brand names, these are a few of
>>>> > our favourite things.......just ask macdonalds, if you got sumthing
>>>> > that sux you have to let people know how much more beautiful or happy
>>>> > or popular they will be for the low low price of $4.99 and for a
>>>> > limited time we will supersize...
>>>>
>>>> > this is a little more like it, but i am brainstorming here folks, feel
>>>> > free to jump in and tweak-
>>>>
>>>> > Is your demon feeling down, not as perky as it used to be, does it sit
>>>> > in the corner staring listlessly at you.........
>>>>
>>>> > You have demon thats missing its pit, and we have the solution!
>>>> > *CHEESY GRIN*
>>>>
>>>> > You've just got to join the AAVFFF PIT! We have a huge range of
>>>> > services and memberships for all your special needs.
>>>> > -group classes
>>>> > -personal trainers
>>>> > -lava pool
>>>> > -fire spas
>>>> > -psychic battle boxing
>>>> > -minion training
>>>> > and much much more.
>>>>
>>>> > And if you call today you will get hmmmmmm ( who can we throw in to
>>>> > the deal, instead of steak knives, what flonker dont we need?)
>>>>
>>>> > Join for 6 months or more and pseudopsykopilates classes free are
>>>> > added to your membership, these classes are guaranteed to keep you and
>>>> > your demon strong in all the core areas.
>>>>
>>>> > Dont Miss Out Dial U Today!
>>>>
>>>> > 666 666 666
>>>>
>>>> > headkase
>>>>
>>>> Is that where the pussycat miaowers hang out? Neil Barker, one of our
>>>> retired sig bunnies, and his chum Craig Oldfield once wiped the floor with
>>>> the miaowers during a sig war.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> i have no sig, got any other battles on offer?
>>
>>x-poasting is definitel verbotten...
>
> Was ist los?

y?

 

Shirley wrote:
> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>> Aratzio wrote:
>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
>>> double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>>Shirley wrote:
>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I am bored.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>>>>>
>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>>>
>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work in a
>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
>>>
>>> Trust me.
>>
>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?
>
> One last question please?
>
> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?

The demon is not posessed by any one individual.

Sorry.

 

Aratzio wrote:
> On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 05:37:15 -0400, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
> bloviated:
>
>>Aratzio wrote:
>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
>>> double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>>Shirley wrote:
>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I am bored.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>>>>>
>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>>>
>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work in a
>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
>>>
>>> Trust me.
>>
>>Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?
>
> Acct: ou812

Acct: im469

 

Shirley wrote:
> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:47155b32$0$22518$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>> Shirley wrote:
>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>>>>
>>>>>I am bored.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>>>
>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>>>
>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>
>> Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>
> Because I think my demon is bigger than your demon.
>
> That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Braggarts are definitely on topic here in demon.local

Neil is the in-house judge . . . dot your i's and cross your t's, please.

>
>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>>
>>>> Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
>>>>
>>>> Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
>>>
>>>
>
>

 

"ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
> Shirley wrote:
>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
>>>> double secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>>>Shirley wrote:
>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I am bored.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>>>>
>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work in a
>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
>>>>
>>>> Trust me.
>>>
>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?
>>
>> One last question please?
>>
>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
>
> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
>
> Sorry.

Hells-a-poppin....I gave birth to my demon.

 

"ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
> Shirley wrote:
>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
>>>> double secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>>>Shirley wrote:
>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I am bored.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>>>>
>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work in a
>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
>>>>
>>>> Trust me.
>>>
>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?
>>
>> One last question please?
>>
>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
>
> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.

The demon is defiantly a multiKunt

> Sorry.

Why? All was explained to you when you entered.

 

"ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4716af5d$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
> Shirley wrote:
>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:47155b32$0$22518$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>> Shirley wrote:
>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I am bored.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>>>>
>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>>>>
>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>>
>>> Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>
>> Because I think my demon is bigger than your demon.
>>
>> That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
>
> Braggarts are definitely on topic here in demon.local

Oh yes! This weekend I am defiantly going back to Paris to see England. (I
was there last weekend so could not post, for I would never, ever send a
message via a cheesy surrender monkey thingy.

> Neil is the in-house judge . . . dot your i's and cross your t's, please.

And hang your eggs at a safe distance from your balls, ok.

 

"Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
news:ADzRi.7972$m8.2274@bignews8.bellsouth.net...
>
> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>> Shirley wrote:
>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I am bored.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work in a
>>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
>>>>>
>>>>> Trust me.
>>>>
>>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?
>>>
>>> One last question please?
>>>
>>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
>>
>> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
>>
>> Sorry.
>
> Hells-a-poppin....I gave birth to my demon.

You have no clue. Demons are never born and never die. Demons exist in d.l.
Demons is demons, KB [1] Shirley.

[1] KuntBitch Shirley - This shud make you feel at home.

 

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
anonym_easynews_poster stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
usenet:

: "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
: news:ADzRi.7972$m8.2274@bignews8.bellsouth.net...
: :
: : "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
: : news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
: : : Shirley wrote:
: : : : "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
: : : : news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
: : : : : Aratzio wrote:
: : : : : : On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
: : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah
: : : : : : <splifingate@gmail.com> got double secret probation for
: : : : : : writing:
: : : : : :
: : : : : : : Shirley wrote:
: : : : : : : : "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
: : : : : : : : news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
: : : : : : : : : On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
: : : : : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
: : : : : : : : : <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation
: : : : : : : : : for writing:
: : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : : throw someone else into the pit?
: : : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : : I am bored.
: : : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
: : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : Have you tried demon.local
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
: : : : : : :
: : : : : : : Why are you posting this in demon.local?
: : : : : : :
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform
: : : : : : work in a pit, err, challenging environment.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Trust me.
: : : : :
: : : : : Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as
: : : : : usual?
: : : :
: : : : One last question please?
: : : :
: : : : Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
: : :
: : : The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
: : :
: : : Sorry.
: :
: : Hells-a-poppin....I gave birth to my demon.
:
: You have no clue. Demons are never born and never die. Demons exist
: in d.l. Demons is demons, KB [1] Shirley.
:
: [1] KuntBitch Shirley - This shud make you feel at home.

you'd best not be insulting our shirley....
<glares at anonym_easynews_poster >


--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up, Collective?
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
======================================================================
?Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers.? Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy

|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''


meow.

 

"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
message news:ff6l7u$fa4$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
> anonym_easynews_poster stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
> usenet:
>
> : "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
> : news:ADzRi.7972$m8.2274@bignews8.bellsouth.net...
> : :
> : : "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
> : : news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
> : : : Shirley wrote:
> : : : : "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
> : : : : news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
> : : : : : Aratzio wrote:
> : : : : : : On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
> : : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah
> : : : : : : <splifingate@gmail.com> got double secret probation for
> : : : : : : writing:
> : : : : : :
> : : : : : : : Shirley wrote:
> : : : : : : : : "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
> : : : : : : : : news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
> : : : : : : : : : On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
> : : : : : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
> : : : : : : : : : <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation
> : : : : : : : : : for writing:
> : : : : : : : : :
> : : : : : : : : : : throw someone else into the pit?
> : : : : : : : : : :
> : : : : : : : : : : I am bored.
> : : : : : : : : : :
> : : : : : : : : :
> : : : : : : : : : You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
> : : : : : : : : :
> : : : : : : : : : Have you tried demon.local
> : : : : : : : :
> : : : : : : : : I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
> : : : : : : :
> : : : : : : : Why are you posting this in demon.local?
> : : : : : : :
> : : : : : :
> : : : : : : Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform
> : : : : : : work in a pit, err, challenging environment.
> : : : : : :
> : : : : : : Trust me.
> : : : : :
> : : : : : Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as
> : : : : : usual?
> : : : :
> : : : : One last question please?
> : : : :
> : : : : Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
> : : :
> : : : The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
> : : :
> : : : Sorry.
> : :
> : : Hells-a-poppin....I gave birth to my demon.
> :
> : You have no clue. Demons are never born and never die. Demons exist
> : in d.l. Demons is demons, KB [1] Shirley.
> :
> : [1] KuntBitch Shirley - This shud make you feel at home.
>
> you'd best not be insulting our shirley....
> <glares at anonym_easynews_poster >

<glares at anonym_easynews_poster >

ROLF!!!! Does you *really* <glares> at me???

When you are finished glaring could you maybe
{{{{pass a biccy an' a nice cup o' tea, Steve}}}}

FFS!!!

Ruffty Tuffty Steve Leyland, Pubic Enemy No. 1, who constantly prowls the
pedo groups in his search for justice [Justice? I never heard it called that
before - ed.] now glares at posters!

FFS, Stevie-Boy, I once read in a froup that you were a taxi-driver who was
not registered with the dole people etc.

Is that true?

Answer, Yes OR No!

Stop squirming! Stop wriggling!

AND FIX YOUR FUCKING SIG BEFORE YOU COME BACK INTO D.L, SUNSHINE.

G'night, Steve.

Miiiiiaaaaaaoooooooooowwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
anonym_easynews_poster stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
usenet:

: "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote
: in message news:ff6l7u$fa4$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
: : anonym_easynews_poster stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced
: : to usenet:
: :
: : : "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
: : : news:ADzRi.7972$m8.2274@bignews8.bellsouth.net...
: : : :
: : : : "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
: : : : news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
: : : : : Shirley wrote:
: : : : : : "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
: : : : : : news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
: : : : : : : Aratzio wrote:
: : : : : : : : On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
: : : : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah
: : : : : : : : <splifingate@gmail.com> got double secret probation for
: : : : : : : : writing:
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : Shirley wrote:
: : : : : : : : : : "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
: : : : : : : : : : message
: : : : : : : : : : news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
: : : : : : : : : : : On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
: : : : : : : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
: : : : : : : : : : : <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret
: : : : : : : : : : : probation for writing:
: : : : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : : : : throw someone else into the pit?
: : : : : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : : : : I am bored.
: : : : : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : : : You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
: : : : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : : : Have you tried demon.local
: : : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : : I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
: : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : Why are you posting this in demon.local?
: : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to
: : : : : : : : perform work in a pit, err, challenging environment.
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : Trust me.
: : : : : : :
: : : : : : : Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as
: : : : : : : usual?
: : : : : :
: : : : : : One last question please?
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
: : : : :
: : : : : The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
: : : : :
: : : : : Sorry.
: : : :
: : : : Hells-a-poppin....I gave birth to my demon.
: : :
: : : You have no clue. Demons are never born and never die. Demons
: : : exist in d.l. Demons is demons, KB [1] Shirley.
: : :
: : : [1] KuntBitch Shirley - This shud make you feel at home.
: :
: : you'd best not be insulting our shirley....
: : <glares at anonym_easynews_poster >
:
: <glares at anonym_easynews_poster >
:
: ROLF!!!! Does you *really* <glares> at me???

now listen here, sonny jim, I'll <glares> at whomever teh fuck I want to
<glares> at, mmm'k?
you mess with our shirley, you mess with me.
:
: When you are finished glaring could you maybe
: {{{{pass a biccy an' a nice cup o' tea, Steve}}}}

one sugar or two? bourbon or custard cream?
:
: FFS!!!
:
: Ruffty Tuffty Steve Leyland, Pubic Enemy No. 1, who constantly prowls
: the pedo groups in his search for justice [Justice? I never heard it
: called that before - ed.] now glares at posters!

get your facts right - erm, can I call you anonym or are we not on first
name terms yet?
I merely slap around the pedos who foolishly invaded one of our troll
groups and stayed despite clearly being made aware that they were entirely
unwelcome.
:
: FFS, Stevie-Boy, I once read in a froup that you were a taxi-driver
: who was not registered with the dole people etc.
:
: Is that true?
:
: Answer, Yes OR No!

I ~was once a taxi driver, yes. thankfully I'm not now.
:
: Stop squirming! Stop wriggling!

sorry, a lively ferret was in my trousers.
:
: AND FIX YOUR FUCKING SIG BEFORE YOU COME BACK INTO D.L, SUNSHINE.

REQUEST DULY CONSIDERED FOR 0.001 SECONDS AND DENIED.
:
: G'night, Steve.
:
: Miiiiiaaaaaaoooooooooowwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woem.

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Sex: A disrobic experience
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
======================================================================
?Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers.? Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy

|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''


meow.

 

On Oct 18, 11:13 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
> headkase wrote:
> > On Oct 17, 7:36 pm, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> headkase wrote:
> >> > On Oct 17, 5:27 pm, "anonym_easynews_poster" <ano...@invalid.com>
> >> > wrote:
> >> >> "headkase" <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> >> >>news:1192597585.604144.124370@i13g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>
> >> >> > On Oct 17, 11:13 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >> >> >> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> got
> >> >> >> double secret probation for writing:
>
> >> >> >> >Shirley wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Aratzio" <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
> >> >> >> >>news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
> >> >> >> >>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
> >> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
> >> >> >> >>> <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >> >> >> >>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>
> >> >> >> >>>>I am bored.
>
> >> >> >> >>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>
> >> >> >> >>> Have you tried demon.local
>
> >> >> >> >> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>
> >> >> >> >Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>
> >> >> >> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work in a
> >> >> >> pit, err, challenging environment.
>
> >> >> >> Trust me.
>
> >> >> > sigh....... marketing, advertising, brand names, these are a few of
> >> >> > our favourite things.......just ask macdonalds, if you got sumthing
> >> >> > that sux you have to let people know how much more beautiful or happy
> >> >> > or popular they will be for the low low price of $4.99 and for a
> >> >> > limited time we will supersize...
>
> >> >> > this is a little more like it, but i am brainstorming here folks, feel
> >> >> > free to jump in and tweak-
>
> >> >> > Is your demon feeling down, not as perky as it used to be, does it sit
> >> >> > in the corner staring listlessly at you.........
>
> >> >> > You have demon thats missing its pit, and we have the solution!
> >> >> > *CHEESY GRIN*
>
> >> >> > You've just got to join the AAVFFF PIT! We have a huge range of
> >> >> > services and memberships for all your special needs.
> >> >> > -group classes
> >> >> > -personal trainers
> >> >> > -lava pool
> >> >> > -fire spas
> >> >> > -psychic battle boxing
> >> >> > -minion training
> >> >> > and much much more.
>
> >> >> > And if you call today you will get hmmmmmm ( who can we throw in to
> >> >> > the deal, instead of steak knives, what flonker dont we need?)
>
> >> >> > Join for 6 months or more and pseudopsykopilates classes free are
> >> >> > added to your membership, these classes are guaranteed to keep you and
> >> >> > your demon strong in all the core areas.
>
> >> >> > Dont Miss Out Dial U Today!
>
> >> >> > 666 666 666
>
> >> >> > headkase
>
> >> >> Is that where the pussycat miaowers hang out? Neil Barker, one of our
> >> >> retired sig bunnies, and his chum Craig Oldfield once wiped the floor with
> >> >> the miaowers during a sig war.
>
> >> > i have no sig, got any other battles on offer?
>
> >> x-poasting is definitel verbotten...
>
> > i see it as an unusual way of meeting you new people, how do you see
> > it?
>
> marketing

i c now u r the daemon?

>
>
>
>
>
> >> > headkase
>
> >> > Demon.local was tuff in them days.- Hide quoted text -
>
> >> >> - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text -
>
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"anonym_easynews_poster" <anonym@invalid.com> wrote in message
news:igARi.150239$zt4.35585@fe08.news.easynews.com...
>
> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
> news:ADzRi.7972$m8.2274@bignews8.bellsouth.net...
>>
>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>> Shirley wrote:
>>>> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got
>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>>>>> <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I am bored.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work in a
>>>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Trust me.
>>>>>
>>>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?
>>>>
>>>> One last question please?
>>>>
>>>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
>>>
>>> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
>>>
>>> Sorry.
>>
>> Hells-a-poppin....I gave birth to my demon.
>
> You have no clue. Demons are never born and never die. Demons exist in
> d.l. Demons is demons, KB [1] Shirley.

You have no clue, until you squeeze an 8 pound she-demon from between your
legs. I don't know how long you have had your demon here in d.l, but mine
has been with me for 40 years.

>
> [1] KuntBitch Shirley - This shud make you feel at home.
>

<polite snickering>

I take that name as a compliment (hatter has called this old grandma worse)
and thanks for trying to make me feel at home *easynews*...but I am at home
wherever I may be in that second.

 

On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 06:40:19 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
<steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:

>Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
>anonym_easynews_poster stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
>usenet:
>
>: "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote
>: in message news:ff6l7u$fa4$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
>: : anonym_easynews_poster stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced
>: : to usenet:
>: :
>: : : "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
>: : : news:ADzRi.7972$m8.2274@bignews8.bellsouth.net...
>: : : :
>: : : : "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>: : : : news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>: : : : : Shirley wrote:
>: : : : : : "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>: : : : : : news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>: : : : : : : Aratzio wrote:
>: : : : : : : : On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
>: : : : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah
>: : : : : : : : <splifingate@gmail.com> got double secret probation for
>: : : : : : : : writing:
>: : : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : : : Shirley wrote:
>: : : : : : : : : : "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>: : : : : : : : : : message
>: : : : : : : : : : news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>: : : : : : : : : : : On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>: : : : : : : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>: : : : : : : : : : : <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret
>: : : : : : : : : : : probation for writing:
>: : : : : : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : : : : : : throw someone else into the pit?
>: : : : : : : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : : : : : : I am bored.
>: : : : : : : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : : : : : You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>: : : : : : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : : : : : Have you tried demon.local
>: : : : : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : : : : I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>: : : : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : : : Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>: : : : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : : Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to
>: : : : : : : : perform work in a pit, err, challenging environment.
>: : : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : : Trust me.
>: : : : : : :
>: : : : : : : Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as
>: : : : : : : usual?
>: : : : : :
>: : : : : : One last question please?
>: : : : : :
>: : : : : : Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
>: : : : :
>: : : : : The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
>: : : : :
>: : : : : Sorry.
>: : : :
>: : : : Hells-a-poppin....I gave birth to my demon.
>: : :
>: : : You have no clue. Demons are never born and never die. Demons
>: : : exist in d.l. Demons is demons, KB [1] Shirley.
>: : :
>: : : [1] KuntBitch Shirley - This shud make you feel at home.
>: :
>: : you'd best not be insulting our shirley....
>: : <glares at anonym_easynews_poster >
>:
>: <glares at anonym_easynews_poster >
>:
>: ROLF!!!! Does you *really* <glares> at me???
>
>now listen here, sonny jim, I'll <glares> at whomever teh fuck I want to
><glares> at, mmm'k?
>you mess with our shirley, you mess with me.
>:
>: When you are finished glaring could you maybe
>: {{{{pass a biccy an' a nice cup o' tea, Steve}}}}
>
>one sugar or two? bourbon or custard cream?
>:
>: FFS!!!
>:
>: Ruffty Tuffty Steve Leyland, Pubic Enemy No. 1, who constantly prowls
>: the pedo groups in his search for justice [Justice? I never heard it
>: called that before - ed.] now glares at posters!
>
>get your facts right - erm, can I call you anonym or are we not on first
>name terms yet?
>I merely slap around the pedos who foolishly invaded one of our troll
>groups and stayed despite clearly being made aware that they were entirely
>unwelcome.
>:
>: FFS, Stevie-Boy, I once read in a froup that you were a taxi-driver
>: who was not registered with the dole people etc.
>:
>: Is that true?
>:
>: Answer, Yes OR No!
>
>I ~was once a taxi driver, yes. thankfully I'm not now.
>:
>: Stop squirming! Stop wriggling!
>
>sorry, a lively ferret was in my trousers.
>:
>: AND FIX YOUR FUCKING SIG BEFORE YOU COME BACK INTO D.L, SUNSHINE.
>
>REQUEST DULY CONSIDERED FOR 0.001 SECONDS AND DENIED.
>:
>: G'night, Steve.
>:
>: Miiiiiaaaaaaoooooooooowwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>woem.



Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
Steve Leyland stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
usenet:

Oh!
*smack smack*
Ouch.
*smack smack*
Oh, stop. Stop!
Ow!
*smack smack*
Ooo ... Stevie, hit me again, again!

*smack smack*
*smack smack*
*smack smack*
*smack smack*
*smack smack*
*smack smack*
*smack smack*

Oh, yes, YES!


Steve Lameland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Lameball on the Net#4 Usenet Laughingstock#11 Whore#1
Sucking It Inc (bongwater drinking dept)

=^MEOW MEOW PUSSY^=

Steve?s theology is another man's belly laugh.
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the lowest, most inconsequential order. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth that he has no idea whatsoever of which he speaks
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, blah, blah blah yadayadayada."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
Wow! Wish I?d said all that.
Hell. I wish I knew what all that even meant!
Steve
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
but they locked me out."

======================================================================
?Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers.? Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19. Unless, of course, your opinion does not match mine.
======================================================================
"The Human Beings, my son, believe everything is alive ... stones, trees, the earth.
But the white man ... he believes everything is dead ... the rocks, the trees, the earth
even people ... even his own people! If something tries to go on living,
White man will rub it out!

Old Lodge Skins

|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/* ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|*0( ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.' :-@
(,_..----''' (,..--'' Damn! I think the frickin? cat?s dead!


meow retttccch *hairball*

 

On Oct 18, 10:50 pm, "Shirley" <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> wrote:
> "anonym_easynews_poster" <ano...@invalid.com> wrote in message
>
> news:igARi.150239$zt4.35585@fe08.news.easynews.com...
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > "Shirley" <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
> >news:ADzRi.7972$m8.2274@bignews8.bellsouth.net...
>
> >> "ah" <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >>news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
> >>> Shirley wrote:
> >>>> "ah" <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >>>>news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
> >>>>> Aratzio wrote:
> >>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
> >>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> got
> >>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
>
> >>>>>>>Shirley wrote:
> >>>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
> >>>>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
> >>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
> >>>>>>>>> <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >>>>>>>>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>
> >>>>>>>>>>I am bored.
>
> >>>>>>>>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>
> >>>>>>>>> Have you tried demon.local
>
> >>>>>>>> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>
> >>>>>>>Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>
> >>>>>> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work in a
> >>>>>> pit, err, challenging environment.
>
> >>>>>> Trust me.
>
> >>>>> Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as usual?
>
> >>>> One last question please?
>
> >>>> Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
>
> >>> The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
>
> >>> Sorry.
>
> >> Hells-a-poppin....I gave birth to my demon.
>
> > You have no clue. Demons are never born and never die. Demons exist in
> > d.l. Demons is demons, KB [1] Shirley.
>
> You have no clue, until you squeeze an 8 pound she-demon from between your
> legs. I don't know how long you have had your demon here in d.l, but mine
> has been with me for 40 years.
>
>
>
> > [1] KuntBitch Shirley - This shud make you feel at home.


i love it when my Girly calls me bitchcunt, and if she saw i just
called her Girly i would be in real trouble, and there would be no
bitchcunt for a while.

headkase

>
> <polite snickering>
>
> I take that name as a compliment (hatter has called this old grandma worse)
> and thanks for trying to make me feel at home *easynews*...but I am at home
> wherever I may be in that second.- Hide quoted text -
>
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headkase wrote:
> On Oct 18, 11:13 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> headkase wrote:
>> > On Oct 17, 7:36 pm, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> headkase wrote:
>> >> > On Oct 17, 5:27 pm, "anonym_easynews_poster" <ano...@invalid.com>
>> >> > wrote:
>> >> >> "headkase" <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>
>> >> >>news:1192597585.604144.124370@i13g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> >> >> > On Oct 17, 11:13 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> >> >> >> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
>> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> got
>> >> >> >> double secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >> >> >> >Shirley wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> "Aratzio" <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>> >> >> >> >>news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>> >> >> >> >>> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>> >> >> >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>> >> >> >> >>> <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >> >> >> >>>>throw someone else into the pit?
>>
>> >> >> >> >>>>I am bored.
>>
>> >> >> >> >>> You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>
>> >> >> >> >>> Have you tried demon.local
>>
>> >> >> >> >> I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>
>> >> >> >> >Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>
>> >> >> >> Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to perform work in a
>> >> >> >> pit, err, challenging environment.
>>
>> >> >> >> Trust me.
>>
>> >> >> > sigh....... marketing, advertising, brand names, these are a few of
>> >> >> > our favourite things.......just ask macdonalds, if you got sumthing
>> >> >> > that sux you have to let people know how much more beautiful or happy
>> >> >> > or popular they will be for the low low price of $4.99 and for a
>> >> >> > limited time we will supersize...
>>
>> >> >> > this is a little more like it, but i am brainstorming here folks, feel
>> >> >> > free to jump in and tweak-
>>
>> >> >> > Is your demon feeling down, not as perky as it used to be, does it sit
>> >> >> > in the corner staring listlessly at you.........
>>
>> >> >> > You have demon thats missing its pit, and we have the solution!
>> >> >> > *CHEESY GRIN*
>>
>> >> >> > You've just got to join the AAVFFF PIT! We have a huge range of
>> >> >> > services and memberships for all your special needs.
>> >> >> > -group classes
>> >> >> > -personal trainers
>> >> >> > -lava pool
>> >> >> > -fire spas
>> >> >> > -psychic battle boxing
>> >> >> > -minion training
>> >> >> > and much much more.
>>
>> >> >> > And if you call today you will get hmmmmmm ( who can we throw in to
>> >> >> > the deal, instead of steak knives, what flonker dont we need?)
>>
>> >> >> > Join for 6 months or more and pseudopsykopilates classes free are
>> >> >> > added to your membership, these classes are guaranteed to keep you and
>> >> >> > your demon strong in all the core areas.
>>
>> >> >> > Dont Miss Out Dial U Today!
>>
>> >> >> > 666 666 666
>>
>> >> >> > headkase
>>
>> >> >> Is that where the pussycat miaowers hang out? Neil Barker, one of our
>> >> >> retired sig bunnies, and his chum Craig Oldfield once wiped the floor with
>> >> >> the miaowers during a sig war.
>>
>> >> > i have no sig, got any other battles on offer?
>>
>> >> x-poasting is definitel verbotten...
>>
>> > i see it as an unusual way of meeting you new people, how do you see
>> > it?
>>
>> marketing
>
> i c now u r the daemon?

We [tinw] are all demons.

>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> >> > headkase
>>
>> >> > Demon.local was tuff in them days.- Hide quoted text -
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Steve Lameland[personInvalid]@meowow.com wrote:
> On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 06:40:19 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
> <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
>
>>Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
>>anonym_easynews_poster stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
>>usenet:
>>
>>: "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote
>>: in message news:ff6l7u$fa4$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
>>: : anonym_easynews_poster stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced
>>: : to usenet:
>>: :
>>: : : "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
>>: : : news:ADzRi.7972$m8.2274@bignews8.bellsouth.net...
>>: : : :
>>: : : : "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>: : : : news:4716ae81$0$22553$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>: : : : : Shirley wrote:
>>: : : : : : "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>: : : : : : news:4715d266$0$22554$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>: : : : : : : Aratzio wrote:
>>: : : : : : : : On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:08:40 -0400, in the land of
>>: : : : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah
>>: : : : : : : : <splifingate@gmail.com> got double secret probation for
>>: : : : : : : : writing:
>>: : : : : : : :
>>: : : : : : : : : Shirley wrote:
>>: : : : : : : : : : "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>: : : : : : : : : : message
>>: : : : : : : : : : news:ndeah35klljsni4khfm0mmoudk36qju4j3@4ax.com...
>>: : : : : : : : : : : On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:41:00 -0400, in the land of
>>: : : : : : : : : : : alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>: : : : : : : : : : : <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> got double secret
>>: : : : : : : : : : : probation for writing:
>>: : : : : : : : : : :
>>: : : : : : : : : : : : throw someone else into the pit?
>>: : : : : : : : : : : :
>>: : : : : : : : : : : : I am bored.
>>: : : : : : : : : : : :
>>: : : : : : : : : : :
>>: : : : : : : : : : : You asking for volunteers to be thrown in?
>>: : : : : : : : : : :
>>: : : : : : : : : : : Have you tried demon.local
>>: : : : : : : : : :
>>: : : : : : : : : : I thought for a minute that you were volunteering.
>>: : : : : : : : :
>>: : : : : : : : : Why are you posting this in demon.local?
>>: : : : : : : : :
>>: : : : : : : :
>>: : : : : : : : Looking for unsuspectiong dolts, err, volunteers to
>>: : : : : : : : perform work in a pit, err, challenging environment.
>>: : : : : : : :
>>: : : : : : : : Trust me.
>>: : : : : : :
>>: : : : : : : Well all proceeds be deposited into my Swiss account, as
>>: : : : : : : usual?
>>: : : : : :
>>: : : : : : One last question please?
>>: : : : : :
>>: : : : : : Will you have to share that unearned gains with your demon?
>>: : : : :
>>: : : : : The demon is not posessed by any one individual.
>>: : : : :
>>: : : : : Sorry.
>>: : : :
>>: : : : Hells-a-poppin....I gave birth to my demon.
>>: : :
>>: : : You have no clue. Demons are never born and never die. Demons
>>: : : exist in d.l. Demons is demons, KB [1] Shirley.
>>: : :
>>: : : [1] KuntBitch Shirley - This shud make you feel at home.
>>: :
>>: : you'd best not be insulting our shirley....
>>: : <glares at anonym_easynews_poster >
>>:
>>: <glares at anonym_easynews_poster >
>>:
>>: ROLF!!!! Does you *really* <glares> at me???
>>
>>now listen here, sonny jim, I'll <glares> at whomever teh fuck I want to
>><glares> at, mmm'k?
>>you mess with our shirley, you mess with me.
>>:
>>: When you are finished glaring could you maybe
>>: {{{{pass a biccy an' a nice cup o' tea, Steve}}}}
>>
>>one sugar or two? bourbon or custard cream?
>>:
>>: FFS!!!
>>:
>>: Ruffty Tuffty Steve Leyland, Pubic Enemy No. 1, who constantly prowls
>>: the pedo groups in his search for justice [Justice? I never heard it
>>: called that before - ed.] now glares at posters!
>>
>>get your facts right - erm, can I call you anonym or are we not on first
>>name terms yet?
>>I merely slap around the pedos who foolishly invaded one of our troll
>>groups and stayed despite clearly being made aware that they were entirely
>>unwelcome.
>>:
>>: FFS, Stevie-Boy, I once read in a froup that you were a taxi-driver
>>: who was not registered with the dole people etc.
>>:
>>: Is that true?
>>:
>>: Answer, Yes OR No!
>>
>>I ~was once a taxi driver, yes. thankfully I'm not now.
>>:
>>: Stop squirming! Stop wriggling!
>>
>>sorry, a lively ferret was in my trousers.
>>:
>>: AND FIX YOUR FUCKING SIG BEFORE YOU COME BACK INTO D.L, SUNSHINE.
>>
>>REQUEST DULY CONSIDERED FOR 0.001 SECONDS AND DENIED.
>>:
>>: G'night, Steve.
>>:
>>: Miiiiiaaaaaaoooooooooowwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>woem.
>
>
>
> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
> Steve Leyland stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
> usenet:
>
> Oh!
> *smack smack*
> Ouch.
> *smack smack*
> Oh, stop. Stop!
> Ow!
> *smack smack*
> Ooo ... Stevie, hit me again, again!
>
> *smack smack*
> *smack smack*
> *smack smack*
> *smack smack*
> *smack smack*
> *smack smack*
> *smack smack*
>
> Oh, yes, YES!
>
>
> Steve Lameland
> mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
> Top Lameball on the Net#4 Usenet Laughingstock#11 Whore#1
> Sucking It Inc (bongwater drinking dept)
>
> =^MEOW MEOW PUSSY^=
>
> Steve?s theology is another man's belly laugh.
> ======================================================================
> "Warning to all:
> Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the lowest, most inconsequential order. Even the briefest of searches on his past
> UseNet posts will reveal the truth that he has no idea whatsoever of which he speaks
> ======================================================================
> "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
> post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
> Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
> dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, blah, blah blah yadayadayada."
>
> Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
> Wow! Wish I?d said all that.
> Hell. I wish I knew what all that even meant!
> Steve
> ======================================================================
> "I went to the Garden of Love,
> but they locked me out."
>
> ======================================================================
> ?Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
> right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
> seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
> regardless of frontiers.? Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
> article 19. Unless, of course, your opinion does not match mine.
> ======================================================================
> "The Human Beings, my son, believe everything is alive ... stones, trees, the earth.
> But the white man ... he believes everything is dead ... the rocks, the trees, the earth
> even people ... even his own people! If something tries to go on living,
> White man will rub it out!
>
> Old Lodge Skins
>
> |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
> /* ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
> |*0( ./ ' ; ;/'
> '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
> _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' :-@
> (,_..----''' (,..--'' Damn! I think the frickin? cat?s dead!
>
>
> meow retttccch *hairball*

Gawd darmn . . . that was a wasted half-hour.